Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson beats Nick Jackson with the Cattle Mutilation. After the match, Christian Cage, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus show up as The Elite check on Nick Jackson to check on Danielson. The Elite confront them, and this leads to a brawl where Christian, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus come out on top. As Jungle Boy has Adam Cole in the Snare Trap, Danielson puts Kenny Omega in the Lebell Lock, and Cole and Omega tap.
We hear from Powerhouse Hobbs and Hook. Hobbs says the FTW Champion "Absolute" Ricky Starks has a special message for "The Machine" Brian Cage. We then see a video package where Ricky Starks says he and Brian Cage are not the same and that Cage cannot compete with him because there is a serious gap between them. He says he is sick of the narrative that Cage can whup anyone because he is bigger. He says that he will not let a "cornball" like Cage put him, and says that this is the absolute truth.
We hear from CM Punk, who says he views himself as a five-tool player and that he had the experience advantage over Powerhouse Hobbs. He says that it is is starting to settle in that are people are happy he is back. He says that it will soon be time to get down to business, as he has a target on business, as he would rather take too big a bite and choke on greatness than starve on mediocrity. and that he will put anyone who steps up to him to sleep.
Jade Cargill beats Thunder Rosa and "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose after hitting Thunder Rosa with multiple chair shots after Thunder Rosa puts Nyla Rose through a table.
We hear from Malakai Black, who says that Cody Rhodes still won't do what is absolute necessary, and says that his black mist came from the heart and hopes that it seeped into every fiber of Cody and festered. He says that he has grown weary of The Nightmare Family and that there are plenty of people who kneed to know the truth and plenty of souls who need to be collected.
We hear from Sammy Guevara, who says that everyone is coming for him and the TNT Championship, and says that Bobby Fish is the first person he is going to send straight to Hell.
Mark Henry interviews Orange Cassidy, Jack Evans and Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy says his and Jack Evans' mood is great, then says it is Jack Evans' idea and that Jack Evans will not lose. Orange Cassidy simply says he will not lose after figuring out what is going on.
Orange Cassidy beats Jack Evans in a hair vs. hair match after The Hardy Family Office is outnumbered by the rest of Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Wheeler Yuta, Kris Statlander) and The Dark Order. After the match, The Dark Order beat up Angelica when he tries to storm the ring, and Matt Hardy retreats after telling Jack Evans that getting his hair cut is for the greater good. Orange Cassidy then cuts some of Evans' hair. The show ends with Wheeler Yuta and Chuck Taylor cutting Jack Evans with a barber's razor and -1 waring a mustache on his mask as everyone takes part in the group hug.
Proud 'n Powerful (Santana and Ortiz) beat FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler).
Backstage, we hear from 2point0 (Jeff Parker and Matt Lee) and Daniel Garcia. Matt Lee warns not to look past Daniel Garcia, and Jeff Parker states that the three of them will take Darby Allin vs. CM Punk away from everybody. Daniel Garcia proclaims this will happen when he twists Darby's body and makes it so he does not make it to All Out.
CM Punk heads to the ring. He asks the fans if they are sick of yet, as he can go for weeks hearing "Cult of Personality" and feeling the love, and while there are some people who will get tired of it quickly, he is loving it and he is doing this while it lasts. He knows that at All Out, this could end for him, as he has not wrestled in seven years and has no idea how that night could go. He then promises that, with this potentially ending on Sunday, he will gives the fans his best. Suddenly, 2point0 (Jeff Parker and Matt Lee) and Daniel Garcia gang up on and attack CM Punk, then Darby Allin and Sting show up to even the numbers game. Afterwards, Punk and Darby have a staredown in the middle of the ring. Sting takes the microphone and CM Punk throws Jeff Parker out of the ring, then Sting says he has always wanted to share the ring with Punk, and while he has respect for him and their paths never crossed, it felt good to see everyone's finishers again. He says it felt good to move traffic, as they all have the same goal in mind. Sting then says that he knows Punk and Darby are both ready, and that he will walk back to the dressing room at All Out, when it will be showtime for sure. Darby and Punk have another brief staredown before Darby leaves with Sting.
We see a video package for Christian Cage vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at All Out.
In footage from earlier today, Tony Schiavone interviews MJF. MJF calls out Chris Jericho, commending him for staying relevant for four decades and forever etched in the Mount Rushmore of wrestling before stating that he will take Jericho's place when his career comes to an end. He says that Muhammad Ali was once the best boxer in the world, but kept coming back and scrambling his brains, and compares Jericho to Ali before telling him Jericho he is on a downward spiral. MJF then calls Jericho an addict to the spotlight and says that he needs it, even putting his career on his line to get it back, and says that he will take that spotlight away from Jericho when he has the honor of ending one of professional wrestling's greatest runs. He then notes it is ironic that the same spotlight that Jericho yearns for will be the same reason for why Jericho's career dies.
Before the next match begins, Matt Hardy gets ejected after attacking Orange Cassidy in retribution for Orange Cassidy busting his nose open last week.
Orange Cassidy beats Jack Evans with an inside cradle during the commercial break. After the match, Jack Evans complains to the referee, which gives Matt Hardy an opportunity to return and attack Orange Cassidy from behind. As Matt Hardy goes for The Leech on Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor and Wheeler Yuta stop Matt Hardy only to be attacked from behind by The Hardy Family Office, sending them out of the ring before surrounding Orange Cassidy. Jurassic Express rushes into the ring to make the save, chasing The Hardy Family Office away.
We see a video package for Eddie Kingston vs. Miro for the TNT Championship.
We see a video package for Jon Moxley vs. Satoshi Kojima at All Out.
Jim Ross interviews Chris Jericho in the ring. Jericho welcomes the fans to "Chicago is Jericho," saying it was only right to harken back to his past as his main event journey started 22 years ago in Chicago, Illinois courtesy of Jim Ross. When Ross asks Jericho why he has put his career on the line, Jericho says he will answer that question before calling MJF "a piece of shit" and saying that the only thing MJF has over him is three victories. He says he cannot let those victories ago and that he has to put everything on the line just to get a victory over MJF, then says he is in AEW because he is never complacent even when there was no guarantee that AEW would be successful. Jericho then says that if he never took a chance in AEW, he would have kicked himself for being complacent, then says he could not live with being beaten by MJF and that he does not want this to be the end, and that he wants more. Jericho says he has to take this chance to get MJF in the ring one more time, and states that if his journey ends, he will go to the commentary desk and do his best full-time after thanking the fans for helping make his dreams come true and being part of each others' lives. He then says MJF will not take this away from him and that he will have to not only be the best he has ever been, but also kill him to do it, then says that MJF does not have the balls to end it before telling MJF he will see him at All Out.
We hear from Darby Allin, who talks about the interesting parallels between his and CM Punk's careers and says that CM Punk has seen what he is capable of doing in the ring after having made him first on his list, then says he has to do the impossible and beat CM Punk in Chicago, Illinois or die trying.
Taz guests on commentary for the next match.
Powerhouse Hobbs beats "The Machine" Brian Cage after Hook distracts referee Rick Knox so that "Absolute" Ricky Starks can hit Cage in the face with the FTW Championship.
We hear from Malakai Black, who says that "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson spins a weird narrative and that he left the ring to dictate the fight. He says he gave Lee seven days to atone for what he did, and says he will make Lee suffer. He then says that after he beats Lee, he will place a coin on each of his eyes so he can pay the ferryman on the trip to the afterlife.
The Factory is in the ring. QT Marshall calls out Paul Wight, and Paul Wight quickly shows up. The Factory gang up on Paul Wight in the corner, but he overpowers all of them as QT Marshall flees the ring. Aaron Solow goes up top, but Paul Wight swats him out of the air. When The Gunn Club (Billy, Austin and Colten Gunn) show up, Paul Wight has made quick work of The Factory, but they stand ready and stop Marshall from getting back in the ring. All of a sudden, Billy Gunn hits Paul Wight in the back with the chair in his hands, much to the surprise of QT Marshall. Billy Gunn has to hit Paul Wight with the chair again to take him down while Austin and Colton watch. The Factory then get back in the ring and hold Paul Wight up so that QT Marshall can hit Wight with the Diamond Cutter.
Backstage, Tony Schiavone interviews Dr. Britt Baker, who announces that Jamie Hayter and Rebel will be in the Casino Battle Royal at All Out. She says that if either of them win, the AEW Women's World Championship won't be going anywhere. She also announces that she has signed a new contract with AEW and that she will be keeping the ratings up for a long time. Britt also announces that Tony Khan has allowed her to make a match for Friday on Rampage, and that Rebel and Hayter will be in it.
Tay Conti beats Penelope Ford after The Bunny's interference attempt fails when Penelope inadvertently bumps her off the ring apron. After the match, The Bunny and Penelope Ford attack Tay Conti. Suddenly, Anna Jay - who has not been seen in around a year - heads to the ring, and The Bunny and Penelope flee. It is then announced that Anna Jay will be in the Casino Battle Royal at All Out.
Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews Thunder Rosa when "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose and Jade Cargill confront her. Thunder Rosa starts a fight with both women, who quickly lay out Thunder Rosa before staring down. "Smart" Mark Sterling gets between them and says there is no point in fighting now, as there is more money on Sunday.
We see a video package for "The Final Fight" between MJF and Chris Jericho at All Out.
The Elite (Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, "The Big LG" Doc Gallows, "Machine Gun" Karl Anderson) beat Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) and The Lucha Brothers (Penta el Zero Miedo and Rey Fenix). After the match, Kenny Omega and MT Nakazawa show up, then Omega directs traffic and sics The Elite on both Jurassic Express and The Lucha Brothers, with Luchasaurus taking a Magic Killer through a table. Omega, who now has black hear, gangs up on Jungle Boy, then Christian Cage runs into the ring and fights The Elite only for the numbers game to take over. Omega thanks Tony Khan for the meeting earlier today, then tells him to be careful where he leaves personal items before telling Don Callis to lower the steel cage. As the steel cage comes down, Omega tells Christian he is just getting started as The Elite attacks everyone with Kendo sticks. Members of the AEW locker room show up and climb the cage, but The Elite keeps everyone from climbing to the top. The Lucha Brothers are handcuffed to the ropes as The Elite continue their attack and Kenny Omega continues to direct traffic, and Christian eats a BTE-Trigger from Matt and Nick Jackson.
Chris Jericho guests on commentary for this week's show.
Penta el Zero Miedo and Eddie Kingston beat The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) to earn a shot at the AEW World Tag Team Championships after Kazarian foils Brandon Cutler's interference with the cold spray.
We hear from Christian Cage and Jungle Boy. He says that everyone is proud of Jungle Boy and says he can take last week's loss and learn from it after having taken Kenny Omega to the brink, and says he could be World Champion one day. As Christian tells Jungle Boy to make history and get his 50th win, Luchasaurus shows up and thanks Christian Cage for having Jungle Boy's back while he was gone, and tells Christian he has his back.
Tony Schiavone interviews The Men of the Year (Scorpio Sky and "All Ego" Ethan Page) in the ring. Ethan Page says what he has been doing is not enough, and that his goal is not to beat Darby Allin, but to exterminate him, and that nobody has tried to cripple Darby more than he has. He says that Darby Allin has kept coming back after everything he has done to them throughout their careers, and says that the Coffin Match will cripple Darby mentally. Ethan Page says he will beat Darby Allin in this Coffin Match, and when he does, Darby will think of him every time he even so much as thinks of doing a Coffin Drop, he will think of him laying him in a coffin and closing it shut on his confidence forever. Sting then shows up with a wooden coffin draped in a white cloth, then we see a video of Darby Allin wearing an Ethan Page mask setting a frame of a coffin on fire. When Sting lifts the white cloth off the coffin, Darby climbs out of it, and Sting and Darby brawl with The Men of the Year. Scorpio eats a Scorpion Deathdrop while Darby Allin gouges Ethan Page's eyes. Referees and security have to pull Darby off of Ethan, who says Darby cannot beat him at 100% and that next week's match is off and is not happening. Ethan then demands that Darby sign a contract saying that he cannot touch him before the Coffin Match, and that if Darby behaves, they can have their match at Fyter Fest.
Chris Jericho plugs his 30th anniversary book.
Jungle Boy beats Jack Evans with the Snare Trap, earning his 50th victory in the AEW record books and becoming the first ever to do so. After the match, The Hardy Family Office shows up, but Christian Cage and Luchasaurus attack them, and Matt Hardy and Christian Cage brawl in the ring. Matt Hardy flees when Jack Evans gets back in the ring, but Christian effectively fends Jack Evans off.
We hear from MJF, who says that he has bettered Chris Jericho, yet Jericho has refused to give it up and has turned AEW into his own version of Looney Tunes by attacking him and ruining The Pinnacle's lives. MJF says Jericho is the joke while Jericho thinks he is the butt of the joke, and wants to know exactly how Jericho is willing to stoop. He then says that he will announce his stipulations for their one last match next week. He then addresses his match Sammy Guevara, saying that while Guevara may be the future of wrestling after this, he is the now and he is better than Guevara.
Backstage, Alex Abrahantes interviews Andrade el Idolo, who says that he will make an example out of Matt Sydal in a match at Road Rager for interrupting him.
Tony Schiavone interviews Kenny Omega in the ring. Omega says he is reminded of a conversation from earlier today where Schiavone asked him how he stayed motivated and hunted for that next goal - which Schiavone denies happened - and says he woke up like a king. He says he defeated the most promising up-and-coming AEW star and the best wrestler not named Kenny Omega in Jungle Boy next week, and that is pains him to say that there is nobody left and that he will have to take time off. Omega says he still has other championships to defend elsewhere and that his work is far from over, then The Dark Order shows up. Evil Uno tells Omega that he feels differently about him not having any challengers, but Omega says that Alan "5" Angels could not last two minutes against him and that The Dark Order is not even closed to being ranked to face him. Evil Uno admits that while they may not have enough singles wins to be ranked, but they know somebody who does. Omega says that somebody Evil Uno would not appreciate him speaking on his behalf and that they do not have the guts to face him and become champion.
We hear from Brian Pillman Jr. in footage from earlier today. He asks Miro to forgive him for not having the same faith as he does, and says while he did not have family, he had friends who had his back. He says that Miro made it personal when he put his hands on Griff Garrison and that he will show everyone that Miro is a bully, is not God's favorite champion and a "big Bulgarian bitch."
Miro retains the AEW TNT Championship against Brian Pillman Jr. with Game Over.
Backstage, Alex Marvez interviews The Dark Order and "Hangman" Adam Page. Page confronts The Dark Order for speaking on his behalf, but The Dark Order reminds him that he is afraid of failure and that they believe in him beating Kenny Omega. They leave after telling Page that they have his back, and Alex "3" Reynolds tells Page that he has waited long enough and that now is his time.
We hear from Team Taz (Taz, Hook, Powerhouse Hobbs) in footage from earlier today. Taz says that while they are not in complete form at the moment, he says that Ricky Starks' and Brian Cage's relationship has been rough on everyone. Taz announces that Cage will defend the FTW Championship a medically cleared Ricky Starks next week, and says that family members sometimes a need a good old-fashioned fight to clean things up.
Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. and Rebel beat "The Native Beast" Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero with the Lockjaw from Britt Baker to Vickie Guerrero. After the match, Nyla Rose attacks Britt Baker from behind before hitting her with a powerbomb. Vickie Guerrero then readies a table on the outside, and Nyla drives Britt Baker through it with another powerbomb.
We hear from Jake Hager, Santana and Ortiz. Hager says that when they show up, somebody gets their ass whipped. He says that Wardlow faced him like a man and took his loss only for The Pinnacle to attack him and punch Dean Malenko in the face. Santana says that if The Pinnacle want to get their hands dirty, they will get their hands dirtier and refuse to go down without a fight. He tells The Pinnacle to bring the fight, and says that if Tully Blanchard will be in their corner, they will have Konnan in theirs.
Next week: Kris Statlander and Orange Cassidy vs. The Bunny and The Blade!
MJF beats Sammy Guevara. During the match, Shawn Spears shows up. Chris Jericho leaves the commentary table to go after him, but he is attacked from behind by Wardlow. Wardlow then throws Jericho off the stage, and this allows Shawn Spears to hit Sammy Guevara in the head with a chair. MJF puts his hand on top of Guevara to win the match. The show ends with commentary thanking the city of Jacksonville, Florida for their support of AEW for the last fifteen months, and we see a video package chronicling the many happenings in AEW in Daily's Place in that time period. We then get one last shot of the fans in Daily's Place before the show fades to black.
Scorpio Sky beats Will Hobbs. After the match, there is a steel chair in the ring, and Scorpio Sky says the chair is symbolic and might as well be a throne, because people have been calling him "The King of AEW Dark." He says he did not come here to bury the show, and that AEW Dark is not his ceiling. Scorpio Sky says that only he and Jon Moxley have been able to pin Chris Jericho in AEW, and that he has more wins on his record than he can count. He says he is tired of waiting on the outside for his seat at the table while everyone else eats, and says he should kick the door in and bring his own seat. He then tells everyone to get used to hearing his name.
The Gunn Club (Austin Gunn and Billy) beat Aaron Solow and Serpentico.
Sonny Kiss and "The Bad Boy" Joey Janela beat The Initiative ("The Librarian" Peter Avalon and Brandon Cutler).
Abadon beats KiLynn King.
Jack Evans beats QT Marshall after Evans and Angelico double-team Marshall after Allie gets in the ring. After the match, Angelio and Evans take the boots to Marshall, but "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes makes the save.
FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) beats Brian Pillman Jr. and Griff Garrison.
The Butcher and The Blade beat Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy).
Trent Baretta beats Pentagon Jr. after countering the Pentagon Driver into a piledriver of his own.
We get a closer look at Shanna, who talks about her wrestling training, her time in Japan and how she was repeatedly rejected by both WWE and TNA (now Impact Wrestling).
Before the next match, we hear from Big Swole, who says that everyone here has a story and that it is about what you do once you make it to AEW. She says that she has a big personality and a swole mentality, which means that everything she does is grand, then says that her strength is greatness and that Shanna is not ready for this.
Shanna beats Big Swole.
Before the next match, "The Librarian" Peter Avalon tells the people of Indianapolis, Indiana that sitting in your car is not a sport before he is cut off by Awesome Kong's entrance.
Awesome Kong quickly beats "The Librarian" Leva Bates after "The Librarian" Peter Avalon's interference attempts backfires when Awesome Kong stops him with a glance. After the match, Kong wipes out Avalon before cutting off a piece of Leva Bates' hair.
Kenny Omega retains the AAA Megas Championship against Jack Evans.
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Before the next match, "The Librarian" Peter Avalon says that QT Marshall's apple bite is about as loud as Sonny Kiss' outfit before talking about how he and "The Librarian" Leva Bates were at the University of Pittsburgh's library doing research until they found out that the very first World Series of baseball saw Pittsburgh lose to Boston. He says that this confirms that Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is consistently full of losers, and says that the Pittsburgh Steelers' starting line-up isn't much better. Leva Bates then shushes Peter Avalon.
"The Natural" Dustin Rhodes and "The Concrete Rose" Sonny Kiss beat QT Marshall and "The Librarian" Peter Avalon after a distraction attempt by "The Librarian" Leva Bates fails.
Enu Sakura beats Penelope Ford, Allie and Sadie Gibbs in a four-way match.
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes interviews MJF for this week's "From Undesirable To Undeniable." MJF mentions being bullied as a kid back when he played football for being Jewish, which only inspired him to become a better person.
"Superbad" Kip Sabian says he is tagging with TheHybrid2 (Angelico and Jack Evans) against Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks due to winning the very first AEW match and having the person with the best win-loss record in the company not to be on Dynamite yet. He and TheHybrid2 want to make a statement by facing and beating The Elite in order to become the elite.
Darby Allin beats Jack Evans and Jimmy Havoc following a Coffin Drop with a steel chair to Evans. After the match, Havoc and Allin fist bump.
Matt Striker reads a letter from Antonio Cueto on the air at the start of the show. The letter states that last week, four men had a dream of making it to the main event of Ultima Lucha Cuatro, but those dreams were crushed last week when Marty "The Moth" Martinez won both the Gift of the Gods and the Lucha Underground Championships. Many questions have been brought up because of this, and now all of the men impacted by Marty's actions - Pentagon Dark, Mil Muertes, King Cuerno and El Dragon Azteca Jr. - will do battle with one another in a Four-Way #1 Contender's Match where the winner will face Marty for the Lucha Underground Championship at Ultima Lucha Cuatro.
Before the next match, Jack Evans says everyone would want to see a match from "wrestling's one true god, Jack Evans," but he refuses to compete in an organization that allows "a dangerous and vile individual" like XO Lishus to fight freely. He is also worried about Johnny Mundo's wedding, saying that had he been there, he would have ripped "The Monster" Matanza Cueto's head off. He says that there will be no match as long as XO Lishus is around, and says he quits. Antonio Cueto, who has been watching, says nobody likes quitters, but at the same time, he is a compassionate boss who hears Evans' complaints. He makes it clear that Jack Evans will fight tonight, and if he wins, he can walk out the door. If he loses, however, he will never walk out of the temple ever again, as he has been chosen to become the next sacrifice to the gods. Jack Evans tries to run, but the doors are locked and Matanza Cueto comes out of them soon afterwards. Evans tries to run away from Matanza, but Antonio Cueto trips Jack Evans with his cane.
"The Monster" Matanza Cueto beats Jack Evans, who is then sacrificed after the match.
Before the next match, Paul London presents El Bunny as well as The White Rabbit to the temple. The three of them then watch the match from the stands.
The Reptile Tribe (Kobra Moon, Daga, Jeremiah Snake) retain the Lucha Underground Trios Championships against Ivelisse, Joey Ryan and XO Lishus following an arm bar from Daga to Joey Ryan. After the match, Paul London and El Bunny walk down the stairs, and El Bunny fights XO Lishus and Joey Ryan. The White Rabbit gets a closer look as Paul London and El Bunny then double team Ivelisse before putting Ivelisse, Joey Ryan and XO Lishus in a triple headlock on the bottom rope.
"The Savage" Jake Strong beats Aerostar and Drago in a two-on-one Nunchaku Match with an ankle lock to Aerostar. After the match, Drago hits Strong with the nunchaku, but Strong gets Dragon into the ankle lock and breaks his ankle.
Next week: Marty "The Moth" Martinez addresses his Ultima Lucha Cuatro opponent!
Pentagon Dark beats Mil Muertes, King Cuerno and El Dragon Azteca Jr. to become #1 contender to the Lucha Underground Championship at Ultima Lucha Cuatro. During the match, Fenix shows up, and ring announcer Melissa Santos has to get Fenix to snap out of what he is going through. This leads to a brawl between Azteca Jr. and Fenix that heads to the back. Later on, The Mack shows up for the first time since his Haunted House Match against Mil Muertes mover a month ago, hitting Mil Muertes with two Stone Cold Stunner and allowing Pentagon Dark to get the win. After the match, The Mck tells Mil Muertes that whil he will be fighting for the Lucha Underground Championship at Ultima Lucha Cuatro, he will be fighting him. He used to be afraid of Mil Muertes, but not anymore, and after the Haunted House Match, he is no longer afraid to die. At Ultima Lucha Cuatro, The Mack wants Mil Muertes in a deathmatch. He then tells Mil Muertes "Rest in peace, motherfucker," before leaving the ring and flipping Mil Muertes off with both hands to end the show.
In the locker room, The Worldwide Underground (Johnny Mundo, Ricky Mundo) and "The Darewolf" PJ Black - all dressed in neon green - are getting ready for Mundo and Taya's wedding. Jack Evans shows up and says he will make XO Lishus kiss his ass until he says "no mass." As Mundo says that he and Taya will soon be the happiest couple in the world and PJ Black says that The Worldwide Underground has a surprise for him, Joey Mercury - known hereforth as "Joey Wrestling" - shows up dresses in a sleeveless lime green tuxedo, announcing that he is the best man. Ricky Mundo is bumped down to ring bearer as Mundo tells Joey that this is the best night of his life, then everyone including Ricky Mundo plays air guitar. Ricky gets his air guitar "taken away," then everyone else leaves as Ricky stays in the locker room. Rosa tells Ricky that she hopes he is keeping his vows...to her.
Famous B continues to announce the matches this week.
"The Savage" Jake Strong beats Drago with the ankle lock, then puts Drago in the hold again, this time with Drago's nunchaku. Aerostar runs to the ring to save Drago, but Strong withstands the attack, and Aerostar rolls out of the ring along with Drago.
XO Lishus beats Jack Evans in a No Más Match after Joey Ryan stops Evans from breaking XO Lishus' neck and Ivelisse pulls XO Lishus away from a knee to the throat on a steel chair. After the match, Joey Ryan has to Ivelisse and XO Lishus that he is on their side, and the three of them celebrate in the ring.
Backstage, Jack Evans crawls backstage, and Johnny Mundo refuses to even acknowledge Ricky Mundo as a friend after Joey Wrestling asks Johnny to calm down. When everyone else leaves, Rosa tells Ricky it is time to do the job she told him to do.
The wedding between Johnny Mundo and Taya commences. Famous B is the minister for this wedding, and says that if you call 423-GET-FAME, he can minister your wedding and even have Dr. Wagner Jr. and Texano Jr. attend for a small fee. "The Darewolf" P.J. Black and Joey Wrestling are best men, and they show up first with Johnny Mundo. Taya shows up with Cheerleader Melissa and The Beautiful Brenda, who are both bridesmaids of honor. Backstage, Ricky Mundo and Rosa are in the boiler room of the arena, and Rosa tells Ricky to give Johnny and Taya a wedding they will never forget. With a pair of bolt cutters, Ricky cuts a chain and opens a door, and on the other side of the door that they open is "The Monster" Matanza Cueto, who leaves the boiler room as soon as he finds out he is free.
The wedding between Johnny Mundo and Taya commences. When minister Famous B asks if anybody is against the marriage, Antonio Cueto suddenly shows up and tells Johnny that he did not come here to object to his marriage, and unlike his son Dario Cueto, he actually likes Johnny and Taya. He says that before the wedding becomes official, he wants to give a gift from his family to theirs. He then asks for the bell to be rung, but instead of an opponent, Antonio Cueto announces that there are tacos for everyone. He then congratulates Johnny and Taya on their wedding, then goes back into his office. Taya and Johnny exchange their vows, then the ring is presented. Ricky Mundo and Rosa show up and deliver the ring, then Famous B verbally disrespects Rosa and Johnny tells Ricky to get out of the ring. As Famous B delcares Johnny and Taya husband and wife, "The Monster" Matanza Cueto shows up and attacks everyone, making The Beautiful Brenda faint in the process and dumping Famous B out of his wheelchair by grabbing the wheelchair and turning it over. All the while, Ricky Mundo is seen laughing as Mantanza Cueto dumps Johnny over the top rope and into a table before hitting Wrath of the Gods on a busted open Taya and choke slamming her on the wedding cake.
Antonio Cueto is on the telephone in his office. He says that everything is running smoothly, and that there will be another sacrifice to the gods tonight. He then hangs up the telephone, then notices Mariposa walk into his office. Mariposa says that he had heard stories about Antonio through her father, but they did not seem to do him justice. She never expected him to be so handsome in person and that she has fantasized about having a relationship with a Cueto, mostly because it was forbidden. Instead of being here to seduce him over, she is here for a Gift of the Gods title match. Antonio tells Mariposa she doesn't deserve it, but Mariposa pulls out $20,000 in $100 bills, says her family has a lot of money and that they always get what they want. Antonio takes the money, says it is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and says that he could not say no to someone as beautiful and dangerous as Mariposa, who says that she never takes no for an answer before leaving. Antonio then chugs down a bottle of beer.
Before the next match, Antonio Cueto says that he is glad that Paul London volunteered for the next match, then says that only one member of The Rabbit Tribe (Paul London, Saltador, Mala Suerte) will be allowed to compete in the next match. London picks Mala Suerte without hesitation, telling Mala Suerte that by failing the tribe, he has failed the White Rabbit, but now, he gets to prove his worth by having a little tussle. Antonio then says that Mala Suerte has been chosen to become the next sacrifice to the gods, meaning that he is the one to face "The Monster" Matanza Cueto.
"The Monster" Matanza Cueto beats Mala Suerte, then the lights flash to reveal that Mala Suerte has disappeared. During the match, stock cartoon sound effects play during Mala Suerte's attacks.
Joey Ryan and Jack Evans beat XO Lishus and Ivelisse by submission with a modified locoplata from Jack Evans to XO Lishus. After the match, Jack Evans refuses to let go of the hold, and Ivelisse has to take the boots to Jack Evans to break the hold. Joey Ryan has to get out of the ring to avoid Ivelisse's wrath, and Jack Evans says that this isn't over until XO Lishus is dead.
It is announced that El Dragon Azteca Jr. will be defending the Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods Championship against Mariposa after the commercial break.
El Dragon Azteca Jr. retains the Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods Championship against Mariposa after crossing Mariposa's legs during a roll-up.
Before the beginning of the next match, it is announced on commentary that Vibora is absent, but it is not brought up by commentary that he is dead. Kobra Moon then says that what Johnny Mundo did to Vibora was cold blooded. She likes that, and says that this is why Mundo belongs in her tribe. She then says that Mundo thought he had an advantage, but she has many subjects, and tonight, he will meet his newest one: "Jeremiah Snake," whom she has brought back from death with venom and has since been reborn. Jeremiah Crane comes out in a mask in a zombie-like state, then acts like his usual self before doing Kobra's bidding. The Worldwide Underground (Johnny Mundo, Taya Valkyrie, "The Darewolf" PJ Black, Ricky Mundo) shows up, and Johnny Mundo says he likes the last minute addition before saying he was thinking of the same time. He tells Ricky Mundo that this is one job he will not do, and says he needs someone he can trust before telling Ricky to go play with Rosa in the locker room. Mundo says he needs someone he can count on, and since Jack Evans is afraid of snakes, he needs someone who has what it takes to cut off the Reptile Tribe's heads like they did Vibora. He then introduces their new partner: Aerostar, who shows up wearing the same yellow headband as the rest of The Worldwide Underground.
The Worldwide Underground (Johnny Mundo, Taya Valkyrie, "The Darewolf" PJ Black) and Aerostar beat The Reptile Tribe (Kobra Moon, Daga, Drago and Jeremiah Snake). As per pre-match stipulations, Kobra Moon has to grant Johnny Mundo one wish, and Johnny Mundo tells Kobra Moon she owes him a wish. Mundo uses his wish for Aerostar, telling Kobra Moon that he wishes for Drago to be freed. Mundo leads a crowd chant of "Set him free!" and Kobra Moon has no choice but to let Drago free. Taya is crying because Mundo made a wish for Aerostar instead of her, and after Aerostar frees Drago from his iron collar, Taya calls Mundo an idiot for helping Aerostar and says that everything they did was for nothing. Mundo says that Kobra Moon could not grant his wish, because only Taya could do that. PJ Black then pulls out a small black ring box from his trunks and hands it to Johnny Mundo, and Taya cannot believe what she is seeing as Johnny Mundo does his best "Macho Man" Randy Savage as he asks Taya to marry her. The crowd chants "Si!" as Taya cries "Yes!" Mundo says "Ooh yeah!," then Savage's music plays before Mundo places the engagement ring on Taya's finger before they both kiss.
In the locker room, Ricky Mundo tells Rosa that he has a wish, too: that Taya and Johnny are together until death do them part. Rosa laughs along with Ricky Mundo as they both look into a mirror, and the show ends.
In the locker room, Ricky Mundo talks to "The Darewolf" PJ Black and Jack Evans in the locker room about his doll Rosa. He pulls the string, and they are freaked out by Rosa's voice. Johnny Mundo and Taya show up, and when Mundo thanks everyone for coming, Rosa says "You're welcome." Mundo says The Reptile Tribe )have declared war on The Lucha Underground, and commands Jack Evans to go call out one of The Reptile Tribe's members, but he talks his way out of it. Mundo tells everyone else that they have their walking order, then asks if anyone has seen Angelico as he owes him an ass beating. Mundo bumps into Ricky, and Rosa tells Ricky not to worry as his secret is safe with her. It is obvious that this point that Rosa is possessed as she laughs.
Before the next match, Jack Evans says ring announcer Melissa Santos has learned from his tutelage, and goes on to introduce himself for the match.
The debuting XO Lishus beats Jack Evans.
Pentagon Dark is in the ring. At Aztec Warfare, nineteen other luchadors tried to take the Lucha Underground Championship from him and failed. After that, Matanza Cueto tried to take the title, and he failed. He says that if anyone else wants the title, they will fail too, as they will end up broken, for he is Pentagon Dark and he has zero fear. Suddenly, Cage shows up and attacks Pentagon Dark from behind before striking him with the Lucha Underground Championship. Cage then reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a table and powerbombs Pentagon Dark through it. Cage then tells Pentagon Dark to meet the luchador he cannot break, for he is not a man, he is machine and he is the next Lucha Underground Champion.
In the locker room, Melissa Santos tells Fenix she cannot lose him. Fenix says the last time he was in a Grave Consequences Match, he won, but Melissa Santos tells him he has two opponents this time. Fenix tells her not to worry as he is the man with a thousand lives, then they kiss.
Mil Muertes beats Fenix and Jeremiah Crane in a 3-Way To The Grave Match. During the match, Ivelisse shows up and attacks Jeremiah Crane with a hammer as he is about to eliminate Fenix, and she ends up breaking one of his hands. She ends up knocking him into a coffin and closing the coffin, officially eliminating Jeremiah Crane. Ring announcer Melissa Santos sounds defeated as she announces that Mil Muertes is the winner, and Catrina brushes Mil Muertes away as he seems to caress Fenix's coffin.
We see Matanza ueto chained to the floor in a basement. Antonio Cueto says it is not much, but it is still better than the cell Dario Cueto locked him in. He then says that he failed Matanza, not the other way around, and asked the gods to leave him a sliver of his humanity. As a result, he has the key that holds his soul, and when Dario took Matanza from him, he planned to exploit him, but he kept the key as he cared for Matanza. He then says that Dario keeping the key made him weak, and he cannot tolerate weakness. Antonio says he knows what he must do, and while Matanza is his son, he is meant to be so much more than what he is now. He asked Matanza to destroy the key and his soul, and become a god. Matanza breaks the key, and as he does, the chains that bind him to the wooden floor also break. Antonio then says goodbye to Matanza, and we then learn the key has been destroyed.
El Dragon Azteca Jr. is attacked in the locker room with a steel chair by Chavo Guerrero, Jr., as Chavo does not want "some punk kids" to steal his chance for revenge. Before he can leave, however, he runs into Rey Mysterio Jr., who then checks on Azteca.
Mascarita Sagrada and Son of Havoc show up for their match on a motorcycle, with Masacarita Sagrada riding in a sidecar.
Dr. Wagner Jr. and Famous B - the latter of whom has never won a match and has not wrestled since Season 1 - beat Mascarita Sagrada and Son of Havoc, giving Famous B his first win in the Temple.
The Rabbit Clan will be here soon...
Next week, another luchador will take on Matanza Cueto for the Lucha Underground Championship courtesy of Dario Cueto's Dial of Doom! Also, Prince Puma takes on Mil Muertes in an Ultima Lucha rematch!
Before the next match, Jack Evans gives Sexy Star a fair warning: this will be her last match ever as he will not be just the Dragonslayer, but the Star Destroyer. Sexy Star slaps Jack Evans, starting the match.
Sexy Star retains the Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods Championship against Jack Evans after The Super Friends (Fenix, Drago, Aerostar) put a stop to the distractions and interference of The Worldwide Underground (PJ Black and Johnny Mundo).
Dario Cueto puts Chavo Guerrero in the match against Pentagon Dark, but Rey Mysterio Jr. shows up and reveals that Chavo attacked El Dragon Azteca Jr. and sent him to the hospital. Rey and Chavo's twenty-five year friendship is referenced, with Chavo being surprised that Rey would "accuse" him of attacking El Dragon Azteca Jr. and Rey saying that he has gotten used to Chavo's handiwork. Chavo and Rey fight in front of Dario Cueto, much to Dario's amusement, and puts both of them in the main event against Pentagon Dark, making the match a three-way dance, and says that with any luck, someone else will join El Dragon Azteca Jr. in the hospital tonight.
Dario Cueto announces to the temple that tonight's main event is a three-way match, and makes ring announcer Melissa Santos aware of the last-minute changes.
Pentagon Dark beats Rey Mysterio Jr. and Chavo Guerrero Jr. in a three-way dance. Pentagon Dark then proceeds to break Rey's arm after the match, but Rey fights back until Chavo stops him with a shoulder block. Chavo then attacks Rey with a steel chair, smashing it into his knee as Rey is placed in the tree of woe position. Referee Marty Elias tries to stop Chavo, but Chavo hits him with the steel chair as well.
Black Lotus tells Dario Cueto that El Dragon Azteca, Jr. knows where Matanza is kept, but he stopped him from killing him. However, if she finds out that he lied about El Dragon Azteca killing her parents, he will have to answer to him and the entire Black Lotus Clan. Dario Cueto tells her he's the only one to tell her the truth. He then tells her she is in a match against El Dragon Azteca, Jr. at Ultima Lucha, and if she wins, she can bring his mask to the Black Lotus Triad and her parents can finally rest in peace.
This week features a 6-on-6 match-up, and whichever team wins will face each other in an elimination match the next week where the winner will face Matanza Cueto for the Lucha Underground Championship.
Marty "The Moth" Martinez makes it known that he has Killshock's dog tags, and calls him out. He gets him, all right, and after he finds out that Killshot is behind him, that starts the match.
Marty "The Moth" Martinez vs. Killshot ends in a double count-out when the entire match takes place outside of the ring. Marty gets a swift kick after the match, and Killshot almost gets his dogtags back, but Marty takes them back after outsmarting him.
Mr. Cisco is in an interrogation room, and it turns out that Mr. Cisco has a laundry list of charges and a rap sheet a mile long. Cisco feels betrayed, and almost refuses to wear a wire, but quickly reconsiders and asks what he's getting Dario Cueto on. Captain Velasquez thinks that Dario Cueto may be the lynch pin to "The End of Days."
Jack Evans insists he be called Jack "The Dragonslayer" Evans before the next match.
Drago and Aerostar beat "The Darewolf" PJ Black and Jack "The Dragonslayer" Evans in a Nunchaku Match.
Before the next match, Pentagon Jr. shows up in a wheelchair and thanks Chavo Guerrero for being the only one who supported him, but then gets out of his wheelchair and tells him he will now destroy him...which he does by breaking his arm.
Black Lotus and Dario Cueto show up. Dario says it's great to see Pentagon Jr. again, especially after what Matanza Cueto did to him. He allows Pentagon Jr. to replace Chavo Guerrero Jr. in this match when the believers of the temple demand it. Dario then tells Pentagon Jr. to think long and hard if this is what he wants in his condition. Pentagon Jr. gets in the ring to fight without a second thought.
Fenix, King Cuerno, Ivelisse, Pentagon Jr., Johnny Mundo and Taya beat Son of Havoc, The Mack, Texano, Sexy Star, Prince Puma and Rey Mysterio Jr. in a 6-on-6 match. The winning team will face each other in an elimination match next week to decide who faces Matanza Cueto for the Lucha Underground Championship at Ultima Lucho 2.
Despite attempted interference from Kobra Moon, Son of Havoc beats Daga. After the match, Kobra Moon wraps herself around Daga, but Daga wants no part of it.
Rey Mysterio Jr. is training in the locker room when El Dragon Azteca Jr. tells him he has found Matanza's cell. He wants revenge, but Mysterio tells him he should not look for revenge and concern himself with getting the Trios titles back. The two fight, and Prince Puma gets involved. He says they have a match, and whatever concerns them also concerns him. Rey and Azteca stop fighting, and the three of them head to the ring.
Johnny Mundo, "The Darewolf" PJ Black and Jack Evans retain the Lucha Underground Trios Championships against Rey Mysterio Jr., El Dragon Azteca Jr. and Prince Puma after Prince Puma kicks Johnny Mundo in the groin in front of the ref. Rey and Azteca have to hold an angry Prince Puma back after he super kicks Taya in the face.
El Dragon Azteca Jr. meets Matanza again...as well as Black Lotus, who tells him that Matanza didn't kill their parents and that El Dragon Azteca Jr. After a brief struggle, El Dragon Azteca Jr. walks away.
Cage relinquishes the Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods Championship prior to his match with Matanza Cueto.
Matanza Cueto retains the Lucha Underground Championship against Cage.
Pentagon Jr., now fully healed, tells Vampiro he's ready. He tells him he's ready to head back to the temple, but he's not ready for "The Monster" Matanza Cueto. At least, not yet...
Joey Ryan attacks Mascarita Sagrada before Famous B can finish introducing the latter.
Joey Ryan beats Mascarita Sagrada after a low blow behind the referee's back - due to a distraction from Famous B - has no effect.
We see Taya beat up a few guys while wearing a dress. She says she needs no improvement, as she sees beauty, grave and power when she looks in the mirror. She and Johnny Mundo agree that she is the perfect woman.
King Cuerno sits at home and says Mil Muertes was king of the jungle, but that jungle was King Cuerno's. King Cuerno says that even kings fall and become another piece in the collection of the true king of the jungle as he speaks to Mil Muertes' unconscious body.
Cage beats Chavo Guerrero Jr. to become the new Lucha Underground Gift of the Gods Champion! After the match, Cage calls out Matanza, saying he wants a Lucha Underground Championship match next week.
Taya and Johnny Mundo have a surprise for "The Darewolf" PJ Black and Jack Evans in the locker room: a downed Fenix and Johnny Mundo replacing Fenix as one-third of their team. Mundo, Black and Evans celebrate by shredding on air guitar after Mundo kicks Fenix in the side of the head to ensure he's down.
Cortez Castro and Joey Ryan rummage around in Dario Cueto's office. Joey Ryan finds stacks of $100 bills...only for he and Castro to be discovered by Mr. Cisco. He threatens to alert Dario Cueto for not inviting him to the cash haul Joey Ryan blows his cover by aiming his pistol, but Cortez Castro gets his hands on Cisco and tells him he's under arrest.
Taya tells ring announcer Melissa Santos that Fenix won't be in tonight's Trios title match, and that Fenix will be replaced by Johnny Mundo.
Johnny Mundo, "The Darewolf" PJ Black and Jack Evans beat Prince Puma, Rey Mysterio Jr. and El Dragon Azteca Jr. to become the new Lucha Underground Trios Champions! This happens after Mundo takes referee Marty Elias out of the equation so his team can hit everyone with low blows and Taya distracts replacement referee Rick Knox so Jack Evans can hit El Dragon Azteca Jr. with a steel chair.
In a YouTube exclusive uploaded one day before this week's episode, Fenix beats Jack Evans.
Dario Cueto heads to a bar and meets with the man who told Captain Vasquez to stop with the case on Dario Cueto. Cueto hands him some money, and the man says that his employer will be very pleased. Before Cueto can leave, the man insists he stay for a drink. Cueto has a beer while the other guy has a whiskey. The man tells Cueto that the police have a file open on him and that there may be somebody on the inside in the temple. He says that the temple is very important to his employer, and that his employer is going to show up personally to see it and that he has been waiting a very long time. He asks if Dario thought his brother Matanza would have all the fun before they drink their shots.
Joey Ryan beats Mr. Cisco and Cortez Castro in a triple threat match after grabbing Castro's tights to earn one of the seven ancient Aztec medallions.
Catrina and Mil Muertes are in Mil Muertes' lair. Catrina says she's waited 197 years for this moment, and knows that Mil Muertes went through hell before she freed him from Death's grip and made him more powerful than ever, and that it was all part of her plan. Tonight, she expects Mil Muertes to destroy Matanza Cueto, and that she hopes to give Matanza the Kiss of Death before he closes the coffin on Matanza and becomes Lucha Underground Champion again. Meanwhile, King Cuerno steps out from behind the latar, knowing what's going on.
Rey Mysterio Jr., Prince Puma and El Dragon Azteca Jr. retain the Lucha Underground Trios Championships against Ivelisse, Son of Havoc and Johnny Mundo. Taya attacks Ivelisse after the match after the two couldn't get along during it.
Matanza Cueto retains the Lucha Underground Championship against Mil Muertes in a Graver Consequences match. During the match, Matanza knocks Catrina unconscious and places her in a coffin along with the stone that holds Mil Muertes' power. As the coffin containing Mil Muertes is taken out of the erna, it is revealed that the hooded man at the back of the coffin is King Cuerno.
The mayor's aide gives the money - $50,000 in all - to his employer inside of a limousine. The inside of the limo gets darker, and says that Dario Cueto believes his brother Matanza Cueto is the most powerful being on earth, but says that's not true as his employer boasts that title, and he calls him "My lord." The last thing we see is a blue flame lighting a cigar.
Fenix is in Dario Cueto's office, as is Drago and Aerostar. Dario Cueto almost considers them for the Trios Tag Team Tournament, but Fenix gets two different partners because Drago and Aerostar couldn't get along. Fenix is paired with Jack Evans and "The Darewolf" PJ Black for the tournament, with the first match being against The Disciples of Death (Barrio Negro, El Siniestro de la Muerte and Terce). Drago and Aerostar, on the other hand, are put in a match for one of the seven ancient Aztec medallions...and that match is next.
Aerostar beats Drago to earn one of the seven ancient Aztec medallions.
Johnny Mundo is training when Taya asks if it's possible for Mundo to look better today than he did yesterday. Mundo says "Of course. I'm not a man. I'm the man." Taya then gives Mundo news that he will be competing for an Aztec medallion match against Cage next week as per Dario Cueto...and it's a steel cage match, so Taya can't interfere. Taya has confidence that Mundo will win the match.
Fenix, Jack Evans and "The Darewolf" PJ Black beat The Disciples of Death (Barrio Negro, El Siniestro de la Muerte and Terce) to continue to the next round of the Trios Tag Team Tournament.
Son of Havoc, Ivelisse and Angelico are in Dario Cueto's office. They find out that they are in the Trios Tag Team Tournament, and that they have a bye into the finals, which is a four-way elimination match. Whoever wins it will win the Lucha Underground Trios Tag Team Championships.
Catrina shows her disappointment with The Disciples of Death (Barrio Negro, El Siniestro de la Muerte and Terce) for losing their match tonight. When Catrina ask them for a reason not to destroy them, El Siniestro de la Muerte rips out the still-beating blackened hearts of his teammates, killing them. His teammates are now smoldering piles of ashes as El Siniestro de la Muerte seemingly absorbs their power.
Mil Muertes vs. Matanza Cueto ends with Mil Muertes sending Matanza through the roof of Dario Cueto's office with a Flatliner.
Captain Velasquez gets a message from an old friend telling her to stay out of his jurisdiction and to call off the case against Dario Cueto out of the best interests of his employer...who is someone far more powerful than the mayor. (As an easter egg, you can see photos of Hernandez, Delavar Daivari, Alberto El Patron, Big Ryck and Blue Demon, Jr, all of them listed as missing persons.)
We look back on the history between Pentagon, Jr. and his master, El Vampiro from last season. Vampiro tells Pentagon not to let anything get in his way...not even "her."
"The Dragonslayer" Jack Evans takes the microphone from ring announcer Melissa Santos and announces his own ring entrance, much to the displeasure of the people in the temple. He also says that he'll make Drago "his little bitch" if he shows up again.
"The Dragonslayer" Jack Evans beats "The Darewolf" PJ Black after Drago, who shows up to distract Evans with some nunchaku, accidentally spits green mist into PJ Black's face. Black picks up the nunchaku as Drago slinks away, looks at them, then throws them down in digust.
Famous B is on a TV commercial, telling people to call the number on the screen so he can make them famous.
King Cuerno beats Killshot, the continues to attack him after the match. Fenix shows up and stops him from hitting Killshot with the same package piledriver that he took Gift of the Gods Championship from him with.
Chavo Guerrero, Jr. and The Crew (Cortez Castro and Mr. Cisco) beat Texano in a gauntlet match after Castro holds down Texano's feet with the latter's bullrope as Chavo gets the pinfall. After the match, they run off with the bullrope when Texano chases after them.
As Matanza destroys more victims, Black Lotus and Dario Cueto talk. Cueto talks about how his brother Matanza saved his life when their mother physically abused them. Cueto carries a figurine of a red bull, which Matanza used to hit their mother in the back of the head repeatedly, putting an end to the beatings. It was on that day that Cueto learned to love violence.
Pentagon Jr. confronts Catrina, saying Prince Puma humiliated him and must be taught a lesson. Catrina tells him to go and teach him on. Pentagon Jr. wants Prince Puma in the ring again, but Catrina is reluctant after Pentagon Jr. broke Mil Muertes' arm. The two fight, and Pentagon Jr. is close to breaking Catrina's arm when the lights go on and off and Catrina teleports away. She gives him the match for next week, but tells him that putting his hands on her was the biggest mistake he ever made.
Johnny Mundo beats Cage after using a lead pipe to hit Cage in the head behind the ref's back, thanks to AAA women's wrestler Taya Valkyrie, who supplies Mundo with the weapon and distracts the ref. They both attack Cage after the match
King Cuerno enters Catrina's office. He wants a shot at Mil Muertes and the Lucha Underground Championship next week, saying that he is tired of being hunted. Catrina tells him they had a deal, however, and says that he's already booked for a match next week against Fenix. This time, not only will the Gift of the Gods Championship be on the line, but it will also be a ladder match, after telling him that Fenix can fly and that she hopes King Cuerno can, too.
Kobra Moon beats Bengala by submission in her Lucha Underground debut.
Fenix shows up in Catrina's audience, demanding Dario Cueto. He wants to destroy King Cuerno, Mil Muertes...and Catrina herself.
A millenia ago, a man from the stars has returned, and the seven tribes are at war. The man from the stars says the tribes must be united to stop the gods in the form of man. The gods won't be returning for 1,000 years, and the man from the stars has to head back to space. That man is Aerostar.
King Cuerno is in the training room. Catrina tells Cuerno he took the title, but did not destroy Fenix. Cuerno says he simply followed orders. Catrina tells him even the best hunter would fall prey to Mil Muertes, and reminds him they're on the same side. She then tells him he has a better hunt tonight: beat Fenix for good in a Last Luchador Standing match. The Gift of the Gods Championship is not on the line, so that all he needs to do is concentrate on is clipping Fenix's wings for good.
Jack Evans uses the ropes to beat Drago. After the match, Evans takes the mic and calls himself Jack "The Dragonslayer" Evans while standing on the commentary table.
We get a look at Texano, Jr., a man from a Lucha family who has had nothing in life. He says Chavo Guerrero, Jr. and Blue Demon, Jr.'s biggest mistake last season was pissing him off. As we watch him in a barfight with two men, he makes it clear that he doesn't fight fair. He comes back next week.
Prince Puma encounters Catrina in the bathroom. She mocks Konnan, then tells him he has a match against Pentagon Jr. next week.
Fenix beats King Cuerno in a Last Luchador Standing match after kicking a ladder - with King Cuerno on it - from the top of the office, straight down and through a table that Cuerno set up.
In a police station, Captain Vasquez talks to Cortez Castro, who was working as an undercover cop all along. He's been wanting to bring Dario Cueto to justice when Cueto's brother Matanza murdered Bael. She wants to know where Dario Cueto is, but Cortez Castro doesn't know. Vasquez, unsatisfied with his performance, puts Castro together with Joey Ryan, and tells them to pretend to hate each other. Their mission: bring down Dario Cueto.
Pentagon Jr. talks to his Master. He tells his Master than Ian Hodgkinson - the real name for Vampiro - will be his sacrifice.
The Mack beats Cage in an upset win.
Son of Havoc is in the locker room when he runs into Catrina. Catrina has a message for him: the Disciples of Death (Barrio Negro, El Siniestro de la Muerte and Terce) will be after the Trios titles, but tonight, Mil Muertes is coming for him. Ivelisse shows up and tells her to back off, but Catrina disappears and Ivelisse is on top of Son of Havoc. Angelico walks in on this and it all gets awkward.
Vampiro interviews Pentagon Jr. He apologizes for injecting himself between him and Sexy Star. Pentagon Jr. is hush-hush about who his Master is, but knows that he is just like him back when he was younger. Nevertheless, Pentagon wants to know if Vampiro is still Vampiro or a coward, and Vampiro says his time has come and gone and Pentagon's time is now. This doesn't keep Pentagon Jr. from calling him weak and pathetic before leaving the interview in a foul mood.
Mil Muertes beats Son of Havoc after Catrina and the Disciples of Death (Barrio Negro, El Siniestro de la Muerte and Terce) attack Ivelisse and Angelico respectively outside of the ring.
Texano is in the ring. He hasn't always been a nice dude, but he's always been Mexicano. He likes breaking bones and whipping asses, and knows he's untrustworthy, but he'll never turn on the Mexican people. He tells Chavo Guerrero he hates him, and says he wants to settle the score at Ultima Lucha, even if he has to break his other leg. He is then ambushed from behind by The Crew (Mr. Cisco and Cortez Castro), but is rescued by Blue Demon Jr...who is then passed a steel chair by The Crew which he uses to bust open Texano's forehead. Blue Demon Jr. then tells Texano's that he is Mexico and not Texano, and that Texano will be facing him at Ultima Lucha, proving that Chavo Guerrero's words to Blue Demon Jr in the locker room at the end of the last episode have taken effect.
Hernandez vs. Drago is announced for Ultima Lucha before the next match.
Team Johnny (Johnny Mundo, Jack Evans, Super Fly, Hernandez) beats Team Alberto (Alberto El Patron, Sexy Star, Drago, Aerostar) in an Atomicos match.
Prince Puma and Mil Muertes will meet face-to-face next week.
Pentagon Jr. attacks Vampiro from behind and hits him with a steel chair. He then dedicates his next sacrifice to his Master as he plans to destroy Vampiro by dousing him in gasoline and telling him that if he doesn't accept his challenge for Ultima Lucha, he'll set him on fire in front of his family and the entire world.
We find out our mystery woman is named Black Lotus, as Chavo Guerrero, Jr. tells Dario Cueto about her vendetta against Cueto's brother, Matanza. Chavo says he is protecting her instead of killing her because El Dragon Azteca promises to remove his life debt from Mexico...but he's still available to the highest bidder. Cueto manages to buy Guerrero with round-the-clock protection from Mexico, and Cueto asks Chavo what he really wants.
Before Argenis vs. Jack Evans takes place, Cueto makes the match a little more interesting. The winner gets one of the seven Aztec medallions.
Jack Evans beats Argenis with a unique bridge pin to win one of the seven Aztec Medallions.
Delavar Daivari tells Big Ryck that they have a shot at the Trios titles tonight and they need to find a partner. The Mack is up for the challenge, but Cage shows up saying he's the better man for the job. When Daivari asks him why, Cage attacks Mack, and both of them fight in the locker room. Cage easily wins out over Mack, and Daviari welcomes him to the team. Big Ryck checks on Mack, but Daviari tells Ryck to leave him.
Chavo Guerrero meets up with Black Lotus. Dario Cueto has allowed her to compete in the temple, and she will get Matanza in due time with his help. After Chavo tells her that her first match is tonight, he tries to attack her only to get beat up. Cortez Castro and Mr. Cisco try to ambush her, and she fights him off only to be attacked from behind and handcuffed by Chavo.
Angelico, Ivelisse and Son of Havoc retain the Lucha Underground Trios Championships against Delavar Daivari, Big Ryck and Cage thanks to Texano, who distracts Daivari.
Chavo Guerrero returns to Dario Cueto's office with Black Lotus. Cueto puts her in a cell across from Matanza.
Before their Submission Match, Pentagon Jr. tells Sexy Star he will break her in a sacrifice he is ready to make for his master.
Pentagon Jr. beats Sexy Star in a Submission Match after a now-unmasked Super Fly shows up and turns on Sexy Star. After the match, Pentagon Jr. tries to break Sexy Star's arm, but Vampiro runs from the commentary table to the ring to stop him. Both Pentagon Jr. and Vampiro stare down, but Vampiro walks away.
Vampiro is in the locker room...and he headbutts a bathroom mirror. His dark side has officially been unleashed.
