Monday, December 27, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 27, 1993

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) guest on commentary this week.

Lex Luger beats Barry Horowitz.

Johnny Polo brags that he'll beat Marty Jannetty

Johnny Polo beats Marty Jannetty with help from Pierre. The referee catches wind of this after the match and orders Pierre back to the back, away from commentary.

Doink quickly beats Spike Gray with some trickery from Dink.

Bret Hart, Crush, Kamala, Owen Hart, Doink, Mabel, Scott Steiner, Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Samu, Rick Steiner, Bob Backlund and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine make up the full updated list of entrants into the Royal Rumble match. Also, The Hart Brothers (Bret and Owen Hart) have buried the hatchet prior to their match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) take on Bam Bam Bigelow and Bastion Booger next week on Raw.

Crush beats Mike Moraldo with the Cranium Crusher.

Undertaker and Paul Bearer that Yokozuna is getting gift-wrapped soon as 'Taker lays down the planks for the casket.

Bret Hart tells us not to drink and drive.

We see highlights from the finals of the WWF Women's Championship tournament between Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan, as well as Blayze's victory and title win.

We get our first glimpse of the masked ninja warrior Kwang.

Razor Ramon beats Derek Domino.

Next week: Jeff Jarrett! Yokozuna! Johnny Polo guests on commentary!

Saturday, December 25, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 25, 1993

Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart show up on the video screen, together again. Bret admits that there was a lot of friction between him and Owen, but he knew this was tearing the family apart and that they had to sit down and talk about it, which worked. He may never find out who the better wrestler was, and feels better about it anyway as he knows he can better channel his energy into a tag team match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) with the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, as united, they stand, and divided, they fall. Owen says he said things after Survivor Series he should not have said, but it does not matter if they were true or not as 1994 will be their year when he kicks off with Bret right behind. Together, they will take the WWF Tag Team Championships and make 1994 memorable for him and Owen.

Shawn Michaels beats Phil Apollo. Before the match begins, Shawn says he is the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM with a triple main event. Macho Man faces Crush in a two-out-of-three falls anywhere match, and Tatanka and Lex Luger will join forces for the first time against Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. We then hear from Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Fuji are more nervous about this event than anything else, and says Tatanka and Lex Luger have been humiliated and embarrassed numerous times at the hands of Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. He says that one is humiliated and embarrassed that much, one would want revenge, but if Ludvig Borga does not break their backs, then Yokozuna will flatten them like pancakes. He is looking forward to seeing Luger again as he knows he has a few tricks up his sleeve, and tells Tatanka to do a war dance.

Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Jacques: next week on Superstars!

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe and Mike Bell.

Santa Claus wishes us a Merry Christmas and tells us to stay tuned to Superstars.

Johnny Polo vs. Marty Jannetty: this Monday on Raw!

Adam Bomb beats Brian Walsh.

We see a vignette for Kwang, a ninja who is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation.

David Vaughn is honorary ring announcer for the next match. Dink gives gifts to people in the front row.

Doink beats Reno Riggins.

On the Royal Rumble Report, Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is making his list and checking it twice, and says Mr. Fuji has been very naughty and Jim Cornette is not so nice. For The Undertaker, 'tis the season to be jolly, as The Undertaker is crafting a casket for Yokozuna. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that soon, he too will be gift-wrapped, and wishes him a merry Christmas as we see a wreath on top of the casket he is making. It is then made official that Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart will face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and that Tatanka will face Ludvig Borga. Nine new Superstars are now confirmed for the Royal Rumble Match: Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Samu, Rick Steiner, Bob Backlund and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. We then hear from Jim Cornette in a phone conversation recorded earlier. Cornette feels cheated and that the contract for The Undertaker vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship has been tampered, and says it is all part of a conspiracy by WWF President, Jack Tunner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer and the fans. At Royal Rumble, Yokozuna will have his turkey late in the former of an Undertaker turkey with Paul Bearer stuffing.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Ralph Mosca. Before the bell rings to begin the match, Mosca whips I.R.S. into the ring post, then tries to look in the briefcase as I.R.S. tries to get up. However, there is a combination lock, and when I.R.S. sees him, he takes the boots to him, and the match begins as he tells Mosca that nobody touches his briefcase.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Doink will take on Bam Bam Bigelow, and Bret "Hit Man" Hart will go up against Irwin R. Schyster. We then hear from Crush for Face To Face. He says that he is not worried about the hazards of a two-out-of-three falls match, and says he is happy that he can take "Macho Man" Randy Savage all over the arena and make him suffer for sticking the knife in his back. He says he will make Savage's worst nightmare come true. We then hear from Savage, who says he is concerned but he is a survivor, and when the bell rings, he turns on the switch and he becomes electric. He says he and Crush can take it to a different level, and if Crush shows up, he can promise that their match will be the wildest thing we have ever seen.

Next week: Razor Ramon! Ludvig Borga! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!

We hear from Johnny Polo and Jacques. Revenge is on their minds, and they have been waiting for Lex Luger. They are coming prepared, and what happened to Pierre will not happen to Jacques. We then hear from Lex Luger, who says he has the rare opportunity to meet Jacques. He says Jacques saw what happened to Pierre, and now Jacques will see first-hand what "Made In America" is all about.

Monday, December 20, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 20, 1993

Tatanka tells Ludvig Borga that he is not going to just beat him, he is going to destroy him for what he did to him six weeks ago.

Shawn Michaels guests on commentary this week.

Jeff Jarrett beats P.J. Walker in his Raw debut.

Should WWF President Jack Tunney allow Lex Luger to participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble? Viewers get a chance to vote by phone and voice their opinion.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy.

Already confirmed for Royal Rumble 1994: Yokozuna vs. Undertaker in a Casket Match and Razor Ramon vs. Irwin R. Schyster for the Intercontinental Championship. Bret Hart, Owen, Mabel, Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Crush, Kamala, Doink, Scott Steiner are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.

Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that he plans on ending his career tonight.

Tatanka beats Ludvig Borga by disqualification after Yokozuna gets in the ring.  Tatanka fighits off Yokozuna, but it soon becomes a two-on-one attack on Tatanka until Lex Luger shows up to even the odds.

Captain Lou Albano scouts talent for the next match.

Adam Bomb quickly beats Mark Thomas.

Stock car racer Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is headed to the World Wrestling Federation.

Owen Hart beats Mike Bell with the Sharpshooter.

Paul Bearer takes us to The Undertaker's personal workshop, where The Undertaker is building the custom coffin built for Yokozuna.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Jerry Seavy and Phil Apollo.

Next week: highlights of the WWF Women's Championship finals between Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan! Razor Ramon! Lex Luger! Marty Jannetty vs. Johnny Polo!

Saturday, December 18, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 18, 1993

Bam Bam Bigelow beats P.J. Walker. During the match, we hear pre-recorded from Bam Bam, who wants not only Doink's head on a silver platter, but also a big blazing fireplace with peace and quiet for him and Luna Vachon.

We see Vince McMahon interview Bret "Hit Man" Hart in footage from earlier this week. Bret says his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart is mixed up right now, and that a match between them would tear up the entire family. He does not know where Owen gets the impression that he was always favored while Owen was pushed off to the side. He admits that Owen won as many accomplishments as he did, but he never felt they needed to be compared to each other. He also does not buy the belief that Owen has lived in his shadow, even if he started off, got famous and accomplished things before Owen did. He is proud of what he has done in the WWF, as is his family, and so should Owen, who has hurdles to jump and goals to reach of his own as he has a whole career ahead of him. As for the post-match celebration at Survivor Series, he says Owen was aware he could join them, and is shocked by Owen saying he felt left out of it. When asked if he has ever been selfish, Bret believes he has never been selfish and has always tried to be the best big brother he could be to Owen, and if Owen feels he is jealous, he would rather talk about it. As for Owen's challenge to a one-on-one match to prove who the better brother is, Bret says he has never backed away from anybody or turned down a challenge, but there are no circumstances where he would want to step into the ring with his brother Owen, and says he will not do it as he does not want this to go any further than it already has.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Duane Gill. During the match, it is announced that there is a Superstar interview with The 1-2-3 Kid in this month's issue of WWF Magazine.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on January 17th with a triple main event. There will be a special 30-man New York City Rumble. Also, Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Tatanka. We then hear from Razor Ramon for Face To Face. He tells Jeff Jarrett that the Garden is like his second home, and in his schedule defending the title, he spends more time in New York than in Miami. He says that this is Jarrett's first time in the Garden, where he is undefeated. We then hear from Jarrett, who says the New York fans stink. He says they may be called "enthusiastic," but to him they are "loudmouthed foreigners." He says Razor Ramon reminds him of the loudmouth New York fans, and the Intercontinental Championship will soon be his.

Ludvig Borga vs. Tatanka: next week on Raw!

Before the next match, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett says his debut on Superstars is what everyone has been waiting for, and tells everyone not to forget his name.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Chris Duffy in his WWF debut. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Jeff Jarrett, who says that whatever he wants, he takes when it comes to what he wants for Christmas. He also says "The Double J-F" sounds much better to him. After the match, Jarrett says everybody has been waiting to see him, and once he gets down with the WWF, it will be called "The Double J-F."



Crush beats Russ Greenberg. Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

Santa Claus wishes us a merry Crhistmas and a happy New Year, and tells us to stay tuned for more Superstars.

On the Royal Rumble report, it is announced that Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against The Undertaker in a Casket Match in what will contractually be The Undertaker's only shot at Yokozuna for the title. We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer, where Paul Bearer shows off The Undertaker's workshop as well as the one-of-a-kid double-wide, double-deep casket. It is also announced that Lex Luger is denied entry in the Royal Rumble Match due to the clause in the SummerSlam contract where if Lex Luger did not win the title, he would not get another chance at Yokozuna for the WWF Championship. It is announced than an opinion poll over whether or not to let Luger into the Rumble is now open, and there will be more details this weekend on All-American Wrestling. Bret "Hit Man" Hart, Crush, Kamala, Doink, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Mabel, Scott Steiner, Shawn Michaels, and Diesel are confirmed for the Royal Rumble Match, with more names coming soon. It is then announced that Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Irwin R. Schyster.

Eazor Ramon tells us not to smoke, saying "smokers are losers."

Brian George is the honorary ring announcer for the next match.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Brooklyn Brawler and Tony DeVito. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Steiner Brothers. Rick wants a million dollars and a fishing pole, but more importantly, the WWF Tag Team Championships. Scott hopes The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) have a rotten Christmas.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on January 17th. Rick Steiner faces Ludvig Borga. We then hear from Tatanka, who says he is physically ready because when he got injured and felt all the pain he had inside, he went back to his homeland where he could gain the wisdom from his elders and sit down with a medicine man who could help him heal faster. He has trained six days a week, two-and-a-half hours a day for his return, so he is definitely ready for Yokozuna, who has created an animal. He has realized that Yokozuna brought something out when he put him in all that pain, and he will soon feel that pain himself. We then hear from Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna), who does not care about Tatanka's revege and says that Tatanka has no chance at the WWF Championship. He says that Yokozuna and the WWF Championship,

Next week: Irwin R. Schyster! Shawn Michaels! Doink! Highlights from Tatanka vs. Ludvig Borga from Raw!

Monday, December 13, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 13, 1993

Jim Cornette replaces Bobby "The Brain" Heenan on commentary.

"The Macho Man" Randy Savage beats Fatu.

Todd Pettengill takes some time out of Raw to ask Jack Tunney to let "The Macho Man" Randy Savage and to ask the fans to vote "yes" on "Referendum M."

Lex Luger tells us to just say no to drugs.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Steve Smith and Jim Massenger. "Captain" Lou Albano scouts The Gunns during the match.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Todd Mata. Before the match, it is revealed that Razor Ramon's gold chains are in his briefcase.

Yokozuna has a nightmare where he plays Santa Claus in Central Park in New York City.

The Undertakers beats J.S. Storm. After the match, Storm is placed in a bodybag.

We see a medley of all the "Double J" Jeff Jarrett vignettes.

Ludvig Borga battles Tatanka next week on Raw.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Tim McNeany with the Boston Crab.

Bret Hart beats The Brooklyn Brawler with the Sharpshooter.

Next week: Men on a Mission! Owen Hart! Jeff Jarrett debuts!

Saturday, December 11, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 11, 1993

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat Chaz Ware and Paul Jones. Before the match begins, Ware and Jones drop kick The Quebecers from behind, sending them out of the ring, and they then hold the WWF Tag Team Championships up into the air. After the Quebecers' post-match attack Ware and Jones, Johnny Polo mockingly places the tag team titles across the waists of Ware and Jones.

It is announced on Update that the main event of Royal Rumble is The Undertaker vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship. Jim Cornette has added a stipulation making it so that it is The Undertaker's one and only chance against Yokozuna for the WWF Championship, but Paul Bearer has added a clause of his own making the match a Casket Match. We then hear from Cornette, who says there are a lot of accusations thrown around and shady deals going around, and says he made no mistake and that Paul Bearer pulled a fast one on him. He says that Yokozuna's feelings of fear were really a feeling out process, and now he knows how far to go. He also does not care if Paul Bearer or WWF President Jack Tunney or anybody is against them, as Yokozuna will put The Undertaker in the casket.

Bastion Booger beats Tony Webb.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey for tomorrow night with a triple main event. The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon will take on Adam Bomb and Johnny Polo, Doink squares off with Bam Bam Bigelow, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage meets with Crush. We then hear from Lex Luger, who will be facing Ludvig Borga in a grudge match tomorrow night, saying that the stipulation that he must war a protective pad on his right forearm does not bother him, as he welcomes the opportunity to wrestle Borga with no excuses. He says defeat is a very bitter pill for Ludvig Borga to swallow, and now they get to do it one more time and see what Borga is really made of, and he will see if Ludvig Borga will admit to losing if he beats him. We then hear from Ludvig Borga, who insists Lex Luger cheated to beat him. This time, it will be different and he will show no mercy to Luger before he finishes him one and for all.

Liz Woodard is the honorary ring announcer for the next match. Also, Crush is on the newest issue of WWF Magazine on newsstands this Tuesday. As Liz does honorary ring announcer duty, Irwin R. Schyster asks if she has a social security number and if she pays taxes, then asys just because she lives in Delhi, New York and secluded from the rest of civilization does not mean she can avoid paying taxes, and tells her it is time to pay her fair share.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Mike Moraldo.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells us not to drink and drive.

Tatanka beats The Brooklyn Brawler in his first match since being injured by Ludvig Borga.

A WWF seasonal celebration to benefit the Salvation Army Borden Avenue veterans' residence will take place at the Paramount in Madison Square Garden on Thursday, December 16th from 7 PM to 10 PM, and is sponsored by WPLJ 95.5 FM.

We see an interview from earlier this week where Vince McMahon interviews "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen says the friction between himself and Bret "Hit Man" Hart started long before Survivor Series, saying he always did better than Bret but but Bret ended up being the golden child. He says that is fine, but that it is now time to step away from Bret, and he must show everyone that he can make a name for himself on the World Wrestling Federation on his own without using Bret's name. He also says he carried the Hart family honor, and when he collided into Bret, everybody paid attention to him. When he was not invited to celebrate after the match - to Bret's music - he had to tell Bret to stop being so selfish and taking all the recognition. He says he has done a lot in his lifetime, and that it is time for people to pay attention to what he has done. When told that he is Bret's brother, Owen simply states that he is Bret is the brother of "The Rocket" Owen Hart, not the other way around. He then says he has lived in Bret's shadow all his life, and challenges him to a one-on-one fight to settle it once and for all and prove he can beat him.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Corey Student and Joe Brenan. It is announced that on this month's edition of WWF Magazine, there is a picture of The Smoking Gunns in Israel.

We see a compilation of the "Double J" Jeff Jarrett vignettes from the last few weeks.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats J.W. Storm with the Boston Crab.

Jim Ross re-advertises a show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey for tomorrow night as well as the Salvation Army benefit show on December 16th. We hear from Crush, who tells "Macho Man" Randy Savage that he has never been more ready for anything in his life. He says it does not matter what the fans think, as they have been a thorn in his side since day one according to Mr. Fuji. He has eliminated the fans from his life and mind, and tomorrow night will be the first and last time as he will finish it. We then hear from Savage, who says it will be "Crush Crush Night," and that when he gets down with Crush, Crush will think the New York Giants trounced him before the New York Jets slapped him. He says that on "Black Sunday," The Meadowlands will be on fire and he will whup him.

Next week: The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! Crush! A special interview with Bret "Hit Man" Hart! "Double J" Jeff Jarrett debuts!

We get a brief video package of this week's show.

Monday, December 6, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 6, 1993

Shawn Michaels calls himself the real Intercontinental Champion and Razor Ramon "an impostor." He tells The 1-2-3 Kid that his career is coming to an abrupt end tonight.

According to Vince McMahon, Gorilla Monsoon took exception to Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's comments about him last week. Heenan tells Gorilla to "eat a big bunch of bananas and sit on it" down in New Jersey.

Shawn Michaels vs. The 1-2-3 Kid ends when Razor Ramon shows up taking offense to Michaels hitting The Kid with two Razor's Edges, obviously a message from Michaels to Razor. Razor chases Shawn Michaels around the ring after Michaels slaps him in the face, and is about to chase him backstage when he is suddenly knocked out from behind the curtain leading to the backstage area by Diesel. Shawn Michaels takes the opportunity to tell Razor he's not the real WWF Intercontinental Champion as Michaels hits two Razor's Edges on him near the ring entrance as officials try in vain to stop him.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat Bert Centeno and Mike Walsh. After the match, The Quebecers toss Mike Walsh out of the ring and place Bert Centeno on Johnny Polo's lawn chair so they can hit him with a clothesline.

The Royal Rumble is Saturday, January 22nd on pay-per-view!

Vince McMahon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interview "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen is sick and tired of being in Bret's shadow, and says he has a surprise talk about him soon.

Doink beats Tony DeVito.

Jeff Jarrett is near the Legends Hall of Fame Souvenir and Gift Shop in Nashville. He talks to a nearby saxophone player as he talks about how he'll use the WWF as his way to rise to the top.

Macho Man takes on Fatu of the Headshrinkers next week on Raw.

Crush beats Tony Roy. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "The Macho Man" Randy Savage via telephone. Savage can't wait to return next week.

Next week: Undertaker in a special interview! Adam Bomb! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)!

At the end of the show, Gorilla Monsoon shows up. He has good news and bad news for Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. The good news is that Heenan's won a free trip. The bad news is that's it a free trip out of the building. Gorilla takes Heenan out of the building, and throws all of his stuff out with him. Bobby zips up his coat and salutes the building, then walks off.

Saturday, December 4, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 4, 1993

Ludvig Borga beats John Paul with the Torture Rack.

Survivor Series 1993 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Wednesday.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart says it was a family feud, but it was not supposed to be the Hart family against him. He is tired of carrying the load for the family only for Bret "Hit Man" Hart to get all the recognition, and he was two for two until Bret got in his way and got him eliminated. He is also offended by not being invited back to the ring for the victory celebration, and knows where he stands with the family as he says that Bret has been a problem for a long time. He tells Bret to stay out of his way, as he is now looking out for number one. Bret tells Owen to put this behind him, saying it is not important, that everyone in the family is proud of each other and that Owen did great. He asks that Owen sit down with him and their parents so they can settle this thing, as they are family.

Bob Backlund beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Greg Hatfield and Todd Mata.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on December 12th with a triple main event. Marty Jannetty takes on Irwin R. Schsyter, Doink squares off with Bam Bam Bigelow, Lex Luger meets Ludvig Borga in a return bout from October 29th where Lex Luger is forced to wear a protective covering over his right forearm, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage faces Crush. Jim Ross then interviews Savage and Crush (with Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Savage says the Meadowlands Arena is going to burn down when he kicks it into high gear down the aisle and takes Crush down. Crush says Savage talks too much, and tells him he has eight days to wake up, face reality and realize he is no match for Crush. He says he attacked him from behind just like how he stabbed him in the back. Savage says he is a cheap shot artist and he will cheap shot Crush all he wants, and he'll give him another one at the Meadowlands. Crush says Mr. Fuji has taught him how to take Savage down, but Savage tells "Garbage Fuji" that he has a slap for him as well when all hell breaks loose at the Meadowlands.

Chris Walsh is selected to be the guest ring announcer for the next match.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Glenn Ruth.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett is in Nashville, Tennessee, and says that what happened at Buddy Lee Talent Agency will never happen again. He says that they might as well call Music City "T-Shirt City" or "Souvenir City" as he approaches the Legends Hall of Fame Gift Shop, and says he is the only legend here. He meets Waldo the Country Sax, who is playing saxophone in front of the store and has never gotten a break. Jeff Jarrett says he will use the WWF to get his break, and he will come back to Nashville as a star. He gives Waldo a dollar and says he will let him play a set or two on the Double J band. When he does, the WWF will be renamed "the Double J-F."

Diesel beats Frank Kanyak.

The Undertaker says that if you drink and drive, sooner or later, you will meet the undertaker.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Gus Kantarakis and Steve Smyth.

Royal Rumble is coming to pay-per-view on Saturday, January 22nd!

It's time for Reo's Roundup. Reo Rodgers interviews Shawn Michaels, whom he calls the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion. Shawn shows up in a suit, and says everyone is grateful that the Intercontinental Champion is back in town. He says WWF President Jack Tunney suspended him and stripped him of the title for not making contractual obligations, and says he answers to no man, follows no rules, and comes and goes as he pleases. If he feels like going out on his boat in Texas instead of defending the title at Madison Square Garden, he is going to do it. As for Razor Ramon, him being the Intercontinental Champion concerns him, as he looks like he combs his hair with a pork chop, spent his whole life in the gutter, and strapped a gold belt along his waist and suddenly called himself the Intercontinental Champion. He is afraid this will cause an epidemic, as any joe (or Jose) can get a gold belt anywhere and call himself a champion. He then says there is only one undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion, and it is him. Suddenly, Razor Ramon shows up and tells Shawn he has been hearing him tell the whole world that he is the undisputed Intercontinental Champion, and if it was up to him, he would take the gold the easy way. All he has to do is beat him one, two, three, but just like his whole life, he has to do it the hard way, go through 19 of the best and fight his way from the bottom to the very top, where he likes it. He then says to say hello to the real Intercontinental champ. Shawn blows bubble gum in his face, but Razor pops it with his toothpick and apologizes for bursting his bubble.

Marty Jannetty beats Reno Riggins.

Jim Ross advertises a WWF seasonal celebration to benefit the Salvation Army Borden Avenue veterans' residence at the Paramount in Madison Square Garden on Thursday, December 16th from 7 PM to 10 PM that is also sponsored by WPLJ 95.5 FM. He then re-advertises the show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on December 12th, then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Borga says he did not lose and that Lex Luger cheated the last time they met, and next week, he will finish Lex Luger once and for all and show everyone he is no hero. Luger says he will get a chance to prove that next week, because when he gets in the ring, they are face-to-face, and forearm pad or no forearm pad, he wants to settle this and once for all because he and the fans are tired of listening to him. He cannot wait to take him out one more time, as there will be no more excuses when the square off in the Meadowlands.

Next week: The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)! Bastion Booger! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)! Irwin R. Schyster! Tatanka returns!

We see a video package of this week's show. It is then announced that the main event of Royal Rumble will be announced.

Monday, November 29, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 29, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Mike Khoury and Reno Riggins.

The WWF Survivor Series encore is live on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett tries to see Buddy Lee in Nashville at Buddy Lee Auditions with the help of Buddy Lee's cousin, but he gets quickly escorted out.



Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends after interference from Shawn Michaels. Michael hits Razor with a superkick, then tries to piledrive him on the Intercontinental title only to be thwarted by The 1-2-3 Kid. Razor Ramon beats Diesel by disqualification.



Bam Bam Bigelow beats John Crystal. During the match, it is mentioned that as per Jack Tunney, there can no longer be multiple Doinks, and that there can only be one Doink.

Vince McMahon presents the 1993 Superstar of the Year Award to Bret Hart. Before he presents the award, Vince breaks tradition by introducing the runner-up for the award, Lex Luger. Luger thanks the fans before introducing Bret. Bret thanks the fans for never giving up on him, and even though there are newer, younger guys out there, he still has more to do in the WWF, especially winning back the WWF Championship. He dedicates the trophy to all those who stood by him through the years: fans, friends, and family.

Survivor Series will be available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video on December 9th.

Owen Hart, now wearing wrestling gear similar to brother Bret Hart's, beats Chris Duffy with the Sharpshooter. After the match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Owen outside of the ring, but is unsuccessful.

Ludvig Borga beats Scott Taylor.

The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon are ready to take on Shawn Michaels and Diesel next week.

Next week: Doink! Crush! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Shawn Michaels!

Saturday, November 27, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 27, 1993

It is announced by Vince McMahon that Reo Rodgers fell off his horse and his horse ran off into the sunset, and his new co-host for this week is Stan Lane.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Laverne McGill and Steve Smyth.

On Update, Gorilla Monsoon gets a call from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who asks that he not be called the brother of Bret "Hit Man" Hart as he can speak for himself and he is tired of being in Bret's shadow. He says that he wants to show his own ability in the ring and show that he is as just as good as Bret when he is given the chance. He says he expected more leadership out of Bret at Survivor Series, but Bret led the Hart Family astray and did not carry his part of the load.

Razor Ramon beats Mike Khoury.

Jim Ross advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden with four main events. Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Jim Ross then interviews The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) and Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette) for Face To Face. Cornette says he knows the effort it will take to put one man in the casket for the Casket Match, as he explains as there are no rules and the only way to win is to get a man in the casket and close the lid. He says the fans at Madison Square Garden will see something the likes of which they have never seen before in the Casket Match, and that Yokozuna will win. Paul Bearer tells Cornette to go ahead and laugh, but the clock on his embalming room wall is ticking and everything is in order, and he, the casket and The Undertaker is ready. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that when he is finished battering his Japanese pulp carcass, the cement at Madison Square Garden will erupt, and out will come the gargoyles to take the casket into eternal darkness.

J.B. Yetter is the honorary ring announcer for the next match. We also hear from Lex Luger, who tells us to just say no to drugs.

Adam Bomb beats Adam Bomb beats Mike Bucci.

The Survivor Series encore is this Tuesday at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific on pay-per-view!

Ray Rougeau interviews Santa Claus. His bag is a bit heavy tonight, as he has gifts for some nearby children as well as for Ray Rougeau. After one child gets a big red cowboy hat and another one gets a Bret "Hit Man" Hart foam finger, Ray Rougeau gets an Undertaker teddy bear.

The official 1993 WWF Merchandise Catalog, with T-shirts, WWF bears and assorted novelties is now available. To receive a free catalog, write to: WWF Merchandise Catalog, P.O. Box 6789, Stamford, CT, 06904-6789.

Before the next match, Shawn Michaels shows up with the WWF Intercontinental Championship around his waist, insisting that he is the undisputed Intercontinental champ and this this match is a non-title bout.

Shawn Michaels beats Dan Dubiel.

WWF Posters 8 is now available on newsstands everywhere.

Doink introduces another Doink: a smaller Doink named Dink, whom Doink brings out on a little red wagon.

Doink beats Sid Garrison. Before the match, Doink pranks Garrison, who pulls a multi-colored cloth out of Doink's arm, and even has Dink thrown at him. After the match, Dink "pins" Garrison and Doink counts the "pinfall."

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is back at Buddy Lee's Talent Agency with "R.V. Lee." However, he is hurried out of the premises by everyone working there, as he does not have an appointment. They tell him to stick to wrestling, and eventually call security on Double J.

Crush beats Paul Jones with the Cranium Crusher.

Jim Ross re-advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. He then interviews Razor Ramon and Diesel for Face To Face. Diesel says he will do whatever it takes to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and he wants to know what Razor Ramon is made of. He plans to beat him into a pulp and test him inside, and when all is said and done, he is walking away with the belt. Razor tells Diesel he is undefeated at Madison Square Garden, and if he can make it in New York City, he can make it anywhere. If he wants a fight, he will get one, as New York likes nothing better than a good fight and he will deliver.

Next week: Marty Jannetty! Diesel! The 1-2-3 Kid! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Ludvig Borga!

We see a short video package of this week's episode to round out the show.

Wednesday, November 24, 1993

Survivor Series 1993 - The Results

Lex Luger and his family wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving.

The show starts with a rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.

Razor Ramon announces that Mr. Perfect "tagged out before the match could start." "The Macho Man" Randy Savage takes Perfect's place.



The 1-2-3 Kid, Marty Jannetty, Razor Ramon and "The Macho Man" Randy Savage beat Irwin R. Schyster, Diesel, "The Model" Rick Martel and Adam Bomb in a Traditional Survivor Series Match. Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid are the survivors on the winning team. (During the match, Savage is eliminated thanks to a distraction from Crush, and Savage goes after him immediately afterwards. He is later banned from the building.)

Todd Pettengill interviews the recently reinstated Shawn Michaels, who has the Intercontinental Championship around his waist even though he was stripped of it upon suspension. Aside from wanting to be Superstar of the Year, he has to watch Family Feud host Ray Combs interview The Hart Family (Stu, Bret, Bruce, Owen and Keith Hart), who says that they're read to take on The Knights, whoever they may be, and make Shawn pay for what he did with their parents. Shawn is unimpressed with the fact that Bruce and Keith came out of retirement for this match, and it is readily apparent that Shawn Michaels is replacing Jerry Lawler at the last minute, making this Michaels' first match since the suspension.

Martha, Georgia, Helen, Ross, and Wayne Hart are all in attendance in the front row. After this, Ray Combs pokes fun at Shawn Michaels before he and The Knights (Red Knight, Blue Knight, Black Knight) arrive. Shawn Michaels taunts the Hart Family members in attendance. Ray Combs guests on commentary for the match.

The Hart Family (Bret, Owen, Bruce and Keith Hart) beat Shawn Michaels and The Knights (Red Knight, Blue Knight, Black Knight) after Shawn Michaels flees to the back. After the match, Owen, the only eliminated member of the Hart Family, confronts Bret for unintentionally being in his way when Shawn Michaels whipped him into the rope and distracting him long enough to be eliminated. Owen complains that he gets no recognition and that Bret gets all the glory, and Helen Hart is embarassed as Owen tries to appeal to the crowd only to receive a lot of boos. Todd Pettengill tries to interview Owen, but to no avail.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Vince McMahon switch over to the Radio WWF side for the next match while pay-per-view commentary is now handled by Jim Ross and Gorilla Monsoon. Monsoon almost gets his hands on Heenan.

WrestleMania 10 will be at Madison Square Garden in New York City on March 20, 1994!

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat The Rock 'n Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) when Jim Cornette hands Del Rey his tennis racket to hit Robert Gibson with from the top rope to win the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championships!



The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Afa and Bastion Booger chow down on turkey as only they can as Bam Bam Bigelow proclaims his team ready for The Four Doinks.

Vince McMahon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan switch back to pay-per-view commentary while Gorilla Monsoon and Jim Ross head back to Radio WWF.

The Four Doinks are revealed to be The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch) and Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo), going by the names Luke Doink, Butch Doink, Mabel Doink and Mo Doink, wearing Doink wigs and facepaint. Oscar also dons the Doink headgear and facepaint for Men on a Mission's entrance.

The Four Doinks (Luke Doink, Butch Doink, Mabel Doink and Mo Doink) beat Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) in comedic fashion without losing a single individual. After the match, Doink appears on the TitanTron and taunts Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. (This is the first appearance of Ray Apollo as Doink, as Matt Borne, who previously played the character, has been fired for multiple drug-related rule infractions.)

Todd Pettengill interviews The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Crush). Jim Cornette knows The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Undertaker, Rick and Scott Steiner) well, and his team plans to crush all four of them.

The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick and Scott Steiner, Undertaker) beat The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Quebecer Jacques, Crush, Ludvig Borga) with Lex Luger the only survivor on the winning team.  During the match, Randy Savage makes his way back into the arena only to be pushed backstage by officials in attempt to escort him back out of the building, but Savage returns and the distraction is enough to get Crush eliminated by count-out. Also, Yokozuna and Undertaker fight each other outside of the ring to a double count-out, leaving the match a one-on-one match between Borga and Luger. After the match, it snows in the ring, and Santa Claus arrives. Lex Luger and Santa Claus send the crowd home happy.

Saturday, November 20, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 20, 1993

It is announced that Quebecer Pierre was knocked out by Lex Luger and is therefore out of Survivor Series.

This week, Vince McMahon announces that he will be joined by a brand new co-host this week. It is also announced that "The King" Jerry Lawler is on hiatus pending legal action, and that WWF President Jack Tunney has reinstated Shawn Michaels, who will take Lawler's place at Survivor Series. We then learn that Vince McMahon's co-host is Reo Rodgers, a satirical jab at "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. (This tandem lasts for only one week.)

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Phil Apollo and Mike Bell.

Jim Cornette says that the name of the game for Survivor Series is elimination, and that is what The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) did by eliminating Tatanka, but The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) responded by replacing Tatanka with The Undertaker before taking a page from their book and knocking out Quebecer Pierre with a forearm smash with the steel plate in Lex Luger's forearm. Cornette then announces that they have replaced Pierre with Crush, whom Cornette calls one of the strongest men in wrestling but also the world. Crush says that The Foreign Fanatics are men of honor who will fight and watch each other's back until the very end while The All-Americans will be wondering who will stab who in the back first. Cornette says The All-Americans will be eliminated one by one. Meanwhile, we hear from The All-Americans (Luger, The Steiner Brothers, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker). Luger admits that Crush is a big, strong man and a devastating force, but the All-Americans have Rick and Scott Steiner, and red, white and blue fever is running high for Survivor Series. Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is proud to be a part of the team, and represents all the Americans who have gone before them. The Undertaker says there is pride, honor and total domination in the team. The addition of Crush means he only has to dig a bigger grave.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Scott Taylor. After the match, Doink appears on the video screen and makes fun of Bam Bam's Survivor Series team, then introduces his partners as four Doinks slowly fill up the video screen.

Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine - available now - and inside is an article on Doink.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. (Doink vs. "The King" Jerry Lawler has been removed due to Lawler's legal issues.) Jim Ross then interviews Diesel and Razor for Face To Face. Razor says the WWF has done it again with the supercard coming to Madison Square Garden, and says Diesel has been lurking in the shadows as a bodyguard, but now the spotlight is on him. If Diesel wants the gold, all he has to do is come and get it. Diesel says you can call him a thug or a bodyguard, but you can call him clairvoyant, as he will be winning the Intercontinental title. Razor says he doesn't like Diesel, but Diesel is a lot like him in that he will do anything to get the gold, as he has already proved that he will.
Jim Cornette is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in a recording studio, unhappy with the guy playing on guitar. He leaves the booth and kicks the guy playing guitar out as he says he will have to do everything himself, including getting to the top of the World Wrestling Federation, which will be renamed "the Double J-F" when he is done.



Todd Pettengill gives us a brief crash course on how to order Survivor Series on pay-per-view.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) beat Dennis Diamond and P.J. Walker.

On the Survivor Series Report, Crush officially replaces Quebecer Pierre in The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Crush, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo).

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that for a town in the middle of nowhere, it sure has a lot of tax cheats.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification. During the match, Mr. Fuji shows up and watches the match from ringside. Later on, Mr. Fuji trips Bret by the ankle from ringside while referee Earl Hebner is not looking, and Bret quickly gets back at him by hitting Mr. Fuji with a right hand as soon as he is able to slide out of the ring. After this, Jim Cornette and Yokozuna show up, and Mr. Fuji whacks Bret in the back with the pole of his Japanese flag. Hebner sees this and calls for the bell, ending the match. After the match, Irwin R. Schyster continues to attack Bret, but "The Rocket' Owen Hart shows up and fights Irwin R. Schyster while Bret Hart drop kicks Yokozuna off the apron. Referees have to keep Bret from going after Yokozuna, and officials have to keep Yokozuna from getting in the ring.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Quebecer Jacques (accompanied by Johnny Polo) for Face To Face. Johnny Polo says that it is a rip-off and a conspiracy against him and Jacques now that Quebecer Pierre has been knocked out of action. Scott Steiner says The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) made a mistake thinking that if they hurt The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer), they wouldn't hurt them back, and now Pierre is out. He tells Polo to get his trunks on. Rick says the Fanatics stuck their hand in the dog dish only to have it bitten off, and Madison Square Garden will see a human sacrifice in the form of Johnny Polo. Jacques says he will protect Johnny Polo, and says the 13th of September will happen again.

Tis Sunday: Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship at Survivor Series Showdown!

Monday, November 15, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 15, 1993

Jack Tunney has declared "The Macho Man" Randy Savage too volatile to commentate at ringside.

Razor Ramon beats The Brooklyn Brawler.

Crush warns "The Macho Man" Randy Savage to stay out of his way or else he will pay.

Bret Hart takes on Yokozuna this Sunday at 7/6c in the Survivor Series Showdown on USA Network!

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Mike Bucci and Mike Moraldo.

Lex Luger beats Quebecer Pierre.

It is revealed that Quebecer Pierre has been knocked unconscious after the match. Pierre has to be taken to the back on a stretcher.

Diesel beats Sid Garrison.

The WWF Survivor Series program is officially available tomorrow.

Quebecer Pierre is confirmed to be out for Survivor Series.

We see "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who says he'll make it to the top of the heap in the WWF by doing everything himself if he has to.

Saturday, November 13, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 13, 1993

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Chuck Greenlee and "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Fowler then interviews Lawler for Face To Face. Lawler makes fun of Fowler's tie, then says he has looked at the card and has noticed that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is not on it. He then says he and his parents had a summit conference and met with fellow Canadian, WWF President Jack Tunney, on how to get one up on him. He says that they are trying to bring in Bret disguised as Doink, and he plans to remove that facepaint and reveal who he is really is. If Doink is indeed Bret, he will end his career once and for all.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Irwin R. Schyster...next week on Superstars!

Ludvig Borga beats Dan Dubiel with the Torture Rack. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Yokozuna, The Quebecers and Jim Cornette. Cornette warns The All-Americans' (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) potential new partner to realize that it is a exercise in futility to join that team after witnessing what Ludvig Borga can do.

Irwin R. Schyster is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) show up. Luger says that although Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series physically, he will be there in spirit just like he is now. Luger then says he is privileged to take part in an annual Thanksgiving tradition, and he and the Steiners are very privileged to introduced their new tag team partner: The Undertaker. The Undertaker shows up with , then says that throughout all of eternity, he has walked alone, and his existence has been filled with eternal darkness. He has stood tall in his beliefs, and even when condemned for his action, he stood by what he believed in. Now, Luger and the Steiners stand up for what they believe in: American pride. In honor of their devotion, he will stand with them and he will survive with them. He says freedom will ring, and The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) will rest in piece. The Undertaker then opens the bottom of his jacket to reveal that the inside is the original flag of the original thirteen colonies. The Foreign Fanatics show up to ringside absolutely livid, and referees keep them from entering the ring.

Before the next match, two Doinks show up on the video screen. They tell Bastion Booger that he is so ugly, they had to tie that they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get his dog to play with him and that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. A third Doink pops up on the video screen, then all three of them laugh and tell Bastion Booger he will be eliminated first at Survivor Series. Bastion Booger vows to tear the hair and head off one of the Doinks.

Bastion Booger beats Joe Brenan.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Ryman Auditorium Opry in his 1955 Cadillac with his driver Billy Joe Brooks. He says that he takes care of his property, unlike the corrupt country music industry, and and mentions that the Ryman Auditorium has graffiti on the front walls and is basically dead. He says that Conway Twitty is dead and buried, and George Jones' career is just dead. He says the auditorium reminds him of The Undertaker: dead, decrepit and in shambles. He plans to use The Undertaker and the WWF, and when he is done, they will have to rename it "the Double J-F" and the Ryman Auditorium will be "the Double J auditorium" and the home f the greatest country who ever lived: himself.

Before the next match, it is announced that Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWE Magazine, available on newsstands everywhere this Tuesday.

Razor Ramon beats "The Model" Rick Martel by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman shows up and watches the match from ringside. When Razor goes for The Razor's Edge, Wippleman gets on the apron, distracting Razor and allowing Martel to knee Razor out of the ring. Razor alnds on his feet and confronts Wippleman, and when Martel goes for the double axe handle off the apron, he hits him in the gut, hits an atomic drop that sends Martel directly into Wippleman, and barely gets back in the ring in tim e to win by count-out. After the match, Martel and Wippleman have a shoving match, and Martel grabs Wippleman and threatens to beat him up. Adam Bomb shows up and confronts Martel, and Wippleman has to stand between both men. Suddenly, Diesel and Irwin R. Schyster show up to be the voices of reason to keep them united before Survivor Series.

On the Survivor Series report, it is announced that the official Survivor Series program will be available on newsstands this Tuesday. We hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that there was a recent survey done with 15,000 people who were asked who would be completely annihilated at Survivor Series, and that person will be "The King" Jerry Lawler. His family will eliminate his three knights, as they all want a piece of Lawler. They plan to get a few pieces of him and throws the scraps to his father and the family cats, as Lawler will be obliterated. We also hear from Jim Cornette, who says it has been a long time coming, but he and The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) finally have The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) in a neutral location away from Smoky Mountain Wrestling officials, and they will take the Smoky Mountain tag titles at Survivor Series.

Survivor Series Showdown is this Sunday night, November 21st, at 7 PM Eastern, 6 PM Central!

Diesel beats Chaz Ware.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says one man is the most impressive physical specimen in the history of the WWF in Yokozuna and the other is the man who will meet his final resting place and whose time has long since passed in The Undertaker, and says the real problem is who will beat the other man so senseless that they cannot do anything about it, which he says will happen to The Undertaker before he enters the casket as well as Twilight Zone. Bearer says Cornette and Fuji can feel good in the fact that Yokozuna will be resting in some of the finest materials that The Undertaker personally picked, and that Yokozuna will rest in peace forever.

This Monday on Raw Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Pierre!

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow!

We hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who says history will be made when he becomes the one to ruin Bret "Hit Man" Hart's quest to become WWF Champion. Bret says it will be the two of them next week, and he will go through Irwin R. Schyster because he has Yokozuna on his mind. He will win the WWF Championship, and he will make both I.R.S. and Yokozuna sorry as they both find out that he means business.

Monday, November 8, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 8, 1993

Voters get to pick who faces Pierre of the Quebecers by phone: The 1-2-3 Kid, Doink the Clown, Marty Jannetty, or Lex Luger.

Ludvig Borga vs. Scott Steiner ends in a double disqualification by outside interference when Borga grabs Rick Steiner off the top of the apron only to get slammed and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) immediately go after Rick Steiner. Rick and Scott Steiner are able to immediately clean house.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett is at the Ryman Auditorium, calling it a testament to the corruption in the country music industry.



Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Steve Smith and Cory Student.

A replacement for the injured Tatanka in the All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick and Scott Steiner) will be named during this weekend's Superstars.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that's it not only him that he's angered, it's his entire family.

The Smoky Mountain Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles are on the line as The Rock 'n Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) defend against The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).

The Undertaker tells us: don't drink and drive.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats John Paul with the Boston Crab.

A match between Crush and Dan Dubiel doesn't happen as "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacks Crush before the match can happen. This results in a brawl between the two men.

Another match, this one between Bob Backlund and Bobby Horowitz, sees "Macho Man" Randy Savage return to the commentary table. Crush is locked in his locker room, and Savage says that if there weren't officials between him and Crush, Crush would be in a lot worse shape than he is now. Unfortunately, that return is short-lived, as Crush breaks down the locker room door and Savage goes after him.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage has been locked out of the building after his second confrontation with Crush.

Lex Luger faces Pierre of the Quebecers next week after running away with 62% of the vote.

The brawl between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush continues outside of the building.

Saturday, November 6, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 6, 1993

It is announced that Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series due to the actions of last week.

Rick Steiner beats Quebecer Jacques. During the match, Quebecer Pierre shows up and distracts the referee to allow Johnny Polo to attack Rick Steiner at ringside, but Scott Steiner runs out and chases Polo and Pierre to the back. After the commercial break, Pierre returns and stays at ringside, as does Scott Steiner. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka's replacement will be named next week on Superstars.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel. Fowler then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Mr. Fuji did not accept the match and says WWF President made them take part in the match. He says that everyone in the back is jealous because Yokozuna is unstoppable, and try to stack the deck against them. He says that last time they were in Madison Square Garden, it got wild; this time around, it will get even wilder, and one way or another, they will close the lid on The Undertaker and give him his final resting place as his time has already passed. Paul Bearer says last time got out of hand when Cornette tossed a bucket of salt into The Undertaker's eyes and caused the disqualification; this time, Yokozuna will go into the casket and there will be a giant cremation.

Adam Bomb beats Brian Myers.

Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) are seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

Marty Jannetty heads to the ring for his match when Harvey Wippleman gets in his way. Jannetty shoves him away, but Adam Bomb swings at him only for Marty Jannetty to get the upper hand. Referees have to keep both men from fighting each other.

On the Survivor Series Report, we hear from The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre, Jim Cornette, Johnny Polo, Mr. Fuji). Polo asks if the conspiracy theory against The Foreign Fanatics will ever end, as Rick Steiner pulled Jacques' tights to win the match (even though he didn't). He also announces that Ludvig Borga will face Scott Steiner on Raw, and Ludvig says it doesn't care what Rick and Scott will do as Scott's career will be over. Jim Cornette says The All-Americans (Rick, Scott, Lex Luger) are falling one by one, and this weekend, they will announce their replacement for Tatanka. However, Cornette has done his research, and nobody will want to be on the team because they are scared of The Foreign Fanatics, who are after elimination and survival at Survivor Series. He says the Fanatics will reign supreme at Survivor Series. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that "The King" Jerry Lawler will be sorry he ever started a war with his family. He says it is one thing for him to be mad at Lawler and ready to rip his legs from his body, but he went to far and now he has his entire family in the building. He says Lawler bit off more than he can chew, and his Knights will be going down with him. Also, the match between The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) vs. The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) for the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championships is made official for the event.

It is announced that Marty Jannetty vs. Adam Bomb will take place this week due to their actions from earlier in the show.

Crush beats Gary Jackson.

Razor Ramon vs. "The Model" Rick Model for the WWF Intercontinental Championship...next week on Superstars!

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Tony DeVito.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in front of Tootsie's Orchid Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. He calls Boxcar Willie an example of the corruption in the country music industry, and calls Billy Ray Cyrus "some Italian boy with buggy-whip arms who jumps around like Sweatin' To The Oldies with Richard Simmons." Jarrett says he is the best and that he also wants to smack Razor Ramon in the face like he wants to slap Billy Ray Cyrus, send Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) back to "the homeless joint where they belong," and make the only "1-2-3" The 1-2-3 Kid hears is when he pins his shoulders on the mat. When all is said and done, everyone will be wanting to buy his debut album.

Before the next match, Doink shows up on the video screen and introduces his double to The Headshinkers (Samu and Fatu): another Doink. Both Doinks tell The Headshrinkers they will see them at Survivor Series.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) quickly beat Greg Hatfield and a barely identified tag team partner named "Cohito." It is announced that next week, there is a sweepstakes where the winner will appear on The King's Court and tell "The King" Jerry Lawler off.

Joe Fowler re-advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. Fowler then interviews Diesel and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor admits that Diesel has made a lot of impact since entering the WWF, but he will be in the Garden and he will be bringing all his gold. Diesel says some people think this will be a fight, but he says this will be a war and when they leave, he will be missing the gold around his waist. Razor says it's not about how many times you get knocked down; it's how many times you get back up. He has beaten 19 men to take the Intercontinental Championship, and he will do anything to keep it. He then says that if Diesel wants a piece of him, "don't sing it...bring it."

Adam Bomb beats Marty Jannetty by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman stomps Marty Jannetty as Adam Bomb has the referee distracted. The 1-2-3 Kid goes after Wippleman, but Adam Bomb attacks The 1-2-3 Kid and takes their brawl to the ring, which brings the match to an end. Marty and The 1-2-3 Kid gang up on Adam Bomb, then "The Model" Rick Martel shows up and attacks The 1-2-3 Kid. Diesel also shows up and beats on Jannetty, then Razor Ramon comes in and fights both Martel and Diesel. The 1-2-3 Kid shows up, but he is unable to do anything. Razor, Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid stand tall to end the show.

Monday, November 1, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1993

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan catches Bastion Booger eating a whole bunch of raw food because...it's Raw. Bastion Booger tells The Brain that he's going to eat up Razor Ramon, too.

Razor Ramon beats Bastion Booger after reversing a sit-down pin.

This Saturday, Riddick Bowe faces off against Evander Holyfield, and Todd Pettengill has the shirt for it. Meanwhile, the end of Tatanka's undefeated streak at the hand of Ludvig Borga and the Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers) is replayed.

Vince McMahon interviews The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga and Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers). Jim Cornette can't wait to see The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka and Rick and Scott Steiner) get demolished, especially now that Tatanka is injured and may not be able to be in the match. Ludvig Borga tells Scott Steiner that what he did to Tatanka was a pleasure compared to what he'll do to him next week on Raw.

Mr. Perfect beats The Executioner.

We see "Double J" Jeff Jarrett at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge, where we once again talks about how the country music industry is corrupt before saying he'll prove himself as the world's greatest wrestler and everyone will want his debut album.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) after Harvey Whippleman trips up Billy from outside the ring.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage says via telephone that he's returning to Raw next week, and that Crush will be there as well. He also tells Bobby "The Brain" Heenan that he's sick and tired of his tongue jokes.

Adam Bomb beats Virgil.

Next week: Scott Steiner vs Ludvig Borga! Crush! "Macho Man" Randy Savage returns!

Saturday, October 30, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 30, 1993

We see highlights from the "Savage-Crush Summit" on Raw, where Crush and "Macho Man" Randy Savage shake hands only for Crush to turn on Savage.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony).

Lex Luger says The All-Americans (Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) have never been more ready than they are right now for Survivor Series. Tatanka, who is not here, has a match later tonight, as do The Steiner Brohthers (Rick and Scott Steiner), who are. Scott tells The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) to pay attention later on, as they have never been more psyched and focused than they are right now. Rick says it will get wild and crazy in the dog pound. They are gladiators, which makes them survivors, and they will be survivors at Survivor Series. Luger says Ludvig Borga has said that he will start eliminating people this week, and they will be watching each others backs as they will be the ones to survive.

Bam Bam Bigelow is on his way to the ring when Doink is on the video screen with two buckets in his hands. One is for Bam Bam; the other is for Luna Vachon. He says the biggest surprise at all is that at Survivor Series, he will see four buckets. He then disappears.

Bam Bam Bigelow quickly beats Tim McNeany. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a road map to Survivor Series on the veins on the side of Luna Vachon's face.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel. Razor and Diesel are interviewed for Face To Face. Razor tells Diesel that he is coming to the Garden and this will be as high as he will go. Last time, Diesel tried to make a name for himself and failed. This time, Razor will bring all his gold, and if Diesel wants it after shining it for Shawn Michaels, he will have to go through him. Diesel tells Razor that when he leaves the ring that night, he will leave four or five pounds lighter as talk is cheap. Razor tells Diesel that if he wants to fight, he will fight, but if he wants to wrestle, he'll do that, too. Either way, the Intercontinental Championship will still be his.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Bert Centeno and Chris Duffy. During the match, Quebecer Jacques tells The Steiners that they will never digest the beating they gave them for the tag titles, and next week, he will give Rick Steiner a personal beating he will never forget.

Razor Ramon is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis will playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Delrey) beat P.J. Walker and Mark Thomas. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson), who say The Heavenly Bodies are the best team Jim Cornette has ever managed. They may be in the WWF in a non-sanctioned match, but they want the Smoky Mountain tag team titles at Survivor Series.

On the Survivor Series Report, the non-sanctioned match for the Smoky Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships between The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Delrey) and defending champions The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) is made official for the event. We then hear from Ray Combs, host of Family Feud, who says that we will not see a feud between The Hart Family (Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Bruce Hart, Keith Hart) and The King's Knights ("The King" Jerry Lawler, The Red Knight, The Blue Knight, The Black Knight).

Before the next match, Ludvig Borga, who says that Tatanka represents all Americans, and in a few minutes, he will not only beat Tatanka, he will destroy him.

In a battle of the undefeated, Ludvig Borga beats Tatanka to end his undefeated streak once and for all, but not without controversy. During the match, Mr. Fuji shows up and waves his Japanese flag at ringside. After the commercial break, Ludvig Borga tosses tosses Tatanka over the top rope, and as Mr. Fuji distracts the referee, Ludvig Borga smashes the back of Tatanka's head with a steel chair, knocking him out. Borga then rolls an unconscious Tatanka back into the ring and pins him with one finger. After the match, Yokozuna shows up and joins Ludvig Borga in the ring, then both men bow to each other before Yokozuna hits Tatanka with the Banzai Drop as Ludvig Borga holds Tatanka down.Suddenly, Lex Luger is seen fighting off The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) before running towards the ring. The Quebecers catch up with Luger and pummel him as officials and referees try to restore order. Luger manages to slip ast the officials and goes at it with both Ludvig Borga and Yokozuna, cleaning house before covering Tatanka. Lex Luger screams for medical help as Tatanka is in pain.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden. He then interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo for Face To Face. Johnny Polo says he is so nauseous from the fans saying they didn't beat The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and that they are trying to duck The Steiners. On November 27th, The Steiners will get their shot, and if The Steiners beat The Quebecers, they will become the WWF Tag Team Champions. Johnny Polo says that will not happen however, as The Quebecers are the number one team in the sport today. Jacques congratulates Joe Fowler on his Halloween mask, then says The Quebecers are so hot Pat Riley is combing his hair like them. He says they have taken The Steiner Brothers seriously since they first met, and they will take them more seriously when they leave Madison Square Garden with the tag team titles.

We see footage of officials, referees and Lex Luger taking Tatanka out on a stretcher. It is reported that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) were unable to help as they were padlocked in their dressing room and were just released.

Next week: The 1-2-3 Kid! Crush! Rick Steiner vs. Quebecer Jacques!

Monday, October 25, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 25, 1993

Crush, now in darker clothing and matching facepaint, beats Phil Apollo in his first match as a heel with the Cranium Crusher. Crush attacks Apollo further after the match.

Johnny Polo makes fun of the match between The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty happening next, saying he could beat both of them with both arms tied behind his back despite being a manager.

The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Janetty fight to a double-count out after the ref is unintentionally knocked out and The Kid misses a dive over the top rope. During the match, Johnny Polo shows up and trips both of them on separate occasions, and after the match, Jannetty gets his revenge by tossing Polo into the ring so he and The Kid can beat him up.

We get another look at "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. This time, he's at Buddy Lee Talent Agency, who won't give him a break. He plans to prove once again that he the greatest thing in wrestling.

Ludvig Borga beats Mike Bucci by submission.

Bobby "The Brain" Hennan interviews Ludvig Borga after the match. He plans to end Tatanka's undefeated streak and career along with the American Dream next week.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Tom Mata and Steve Greenman.

The Four Doinks will take on Bastion Booger, Bam Bam Bigelow and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at Surivor Series. Also on that night, the team of Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Razor Ramon and Marty Janetty take on the team of Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel.

Diesel beats Dan Dubiel on his first solo match on Raw.

Ludvig Borga takes on Tatanka this week on WWF Superstars!

Next week: Mr. Perfect! Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) vs. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)! An interview with the Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers and Ludvig Borga)! Razor Ramon vs Bastion Booger! "Macho Man" Randy Savage returns!

Saturday, October 23, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 23, 1993

Doink shows up on a scooter before the next match.

Doink beats Barry Horowitz, then heads back to the back on his scooter.

Jim Cornette is seen with The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre, Johnny Polo, Mr. Fuji), putting the team on a pedestal before saying that The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) won't be able to stand up to them as they have an international flavor that is coming at them. Ludvig Borga says his beef is with Luger, and tells him to cash his last check as this will be his last match in the WWF after he breaks his back and ends his career. Yokozuna says something in Japanese.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that he will bring knights into the ring and step up against his family in a family feud. He and his brothers all hate Lawler's guts, and Lawler will pay severely for everything he has said about his family when he and his brothers give a new meaning to the term "Hart attack."

Bastion Booger beats Ray Roy.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for next Friday night with a quadruple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews the team of Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel and the team of Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect for Face To Face. I.R.S. tells Razor and Perfect that he is not a fool, because Diesel gave Razor 18 stitches the last time they were in the Nassau Coliseum. He then says it is his turn, because nobody makes a fool out of him on national television. Razor tells I.R.S. he got eaten at Raw, and he had hiss hot in the Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal, and Mr. Perfect interjects that he tossed Diesel out of the ring during that battle royal. Razor says all the talk ends on Frinday night when they settle the score. Diesel says last time, he left them laying like a couple of punks, and this time they will do audit and Razor and Mr. Perfect will be paying the penalty. Perfect tells Diesel that he is going down, and tells I.R.S. not to hang out with trash as he will be thrown out with it.

Ludvig Borga vs. Tatanka: next week on Superstars!

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schsyter calls the ring announcer a run-of-the-mill tax cheat for deducting $800 off his tuxedo and making a $3,000 write-off for his toupee. He calls the crowd tax cheats who use the system and cheat on their taxes because that is all they know.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Ken Garrison.

The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) beat Flex Armstrong and Richie Rich. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Jim Cornette, who says that for the last ten years, The Rock 'n Roll Express have defeated every tag team he has managed. They may be the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Champions, but The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey rule Smoky Mountain Wrestling and will soon rule the World Wrestling Federation. He says that while the Express may feel jealously, all he and the Heavenly Bodies feel is hatred.

We se Jeff Jarrett in Nashville, Tennessee. He is here today at Buddy Lee Attractions, the premiere talent agency in the city, as they will not give him a break as he is not from outside of Nashville. He says that Willie Nelson cannot "carry a tune in a bucket" who is "a stranger to music." He then says he has the greatest voice and claims he is the world's greatest singer and wrestler, and says he will prove it to the stars of the WWF. After he is finished using the WWF, he will come back to Buddy Lee Attractions, and Buddy Lee will crawl on his knees and plead and beg for him to sign the dotted line so he can say he signed him.

Diesel beats Ralph Mosca.

Two new matches are made for Survivor Series: The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Bastion Booger and Bam Bam Bigelow square off against four Doinks in a Traditional Survivor Series 4-on-4 Match. Bam Bam Bigelow says it started with one Doink, then there were two, then there were three, and now there are four. At Survivor Series, there will be no clowning around, and they are going down. Also, Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Razor Ramon and Mart Jannetty will take on Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel in a Traditional Survivor Series 4-on-4 Match.

Razor Ramon beats Tony DeVito. After the match, Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel show up, but Marty Jannetty, The 1-2-3 Kid and Mr. Perfect get in the ring to back Razor up.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Nassau Coliseum. He then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Luger says it has been a long wait, but he finally gets Ludvig Borga in the ring after all the disparaging remarks about him and America, and now he can see if he can back it up in the ring when he cleans the garbage up in Nassau Coliseum. Ludvig Borga says that Luger is right about taking out the garbage, as he is the "garbage driver" of America. This Friday night, he will show all the Americans what their hero is all about. When he is through with him, his hero role will be played out and he will end his career. Luger says Ludvig will see what Ameria and the top competition in the WWF is all about on Friday night.

Next week: The Smoking Gunns (! Bam Bam Bigelow! The Steiner Brothers! Ludvig Borga vs. Tatanka!

Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that next week, they will meet in the ring. He says that being undefeated and being a Native American means that Tatanka represents all Americans, and that is why he will not just beat him, but end his career.

Also next week: footage from the incident between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush from Raw!

Monday, October 18, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 18, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat P.J. Walker and Tony DeVito. During the match, Vince McMahon keeps calling P.J. Walker "Cory Student."

The fans get a chance to vote by phone on whether WWF President Jack Tunney should lift Shawn Michaels' suspension. Doink and Mr. Perfect argue over whether Michaels should be brought back, with Doink telling people to vote "Yes" and Mr. Perfect telling people to vote "No."

Irwin R. Schyster beats Scott Taylor.

World Wrestling Federation...meet "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. He wants to make it big in the country music business, but says the business is corrupt. He plans to use the WWF as a stepping stone to greatness...and a recording contract.

Tatanka beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

Survivor Series has sold out in one hour this year despite no matches being announced. That's changed with the All-Americans (Tatanka, Rick and Scott Steiner and team captain Lex Luger) vs. The Foreign Fanatics (Ludvi Borga, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers and team captain Yokozuna) being announced as the traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series main event for this year. Bret Hart (Bret Owen, Bruce and Keith Hart) will take "The King" Jerry Lawler and "his knights," whose identities have yet to be announced. Family Feud host Ray Combs will also be on hand at the show.

Crush has arrived in the arena, and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan escorts him in. It is noted that Crush now has a mustache and goatee.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Dennis Diamond.

Diesel makes another plea to get Shawn Michaels' suspension lifted by tricking people into voting "yes."

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan hosts the "Crush-Savage Summit." Crush shows up first, and he shows up with Mr. Fuji. Crush says that Savage couldn't handle Crush being higher on the food chain than him, and that Savage didn't have his back when he faced Yokozuna only to be hit by four Banzai Drops, and that Savage wanted him out of the WWF. After saying that Mr. Fuji's word is gold to him and not Savage's, he tells Savage to stay out of his life. Savage gets in the ring and tells Crush to give him a chance to talk it out with him, but Crush says it's too late as Savage tells him to shake his hand so they can work it out. Heenan tells him not to shake hands, but Crush pushes him aside and tells him to shut up. After much hesitation, Crush and Savage shake hands. As they leave the ring, however, Crush double-crosses Savage and viciously attacks him, and Crush's heel turn is complete. Yokozuna and Jim Cornette show up as officials check on Savage. Yokozuna and Crush bow to one another, then they both bow to Fuji. The officials have to keep Crush and Savage separated as Crush tries to attack Savage again, this time with the Cranium Crusher. He then tosses Savage into the ring, and Crush finishes Savage off with a super-kick before leaving him to the mercy of a Banzai Drop from Yokozuna. Savage is pulled out of the ring by officials before Yokozuna can go for a second one.

Randy Savage has suffered a lacerated tongue at the hands of Crush.

64% of callers have voted that Shawn Michaels' suspension should not be lifted by WWF President Jack Tunney.

Next week: Diesel! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Marty Jannetty! Ludvig Borga! Crush!

Saturday, October 16, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 16, 1993

The show begins with footage of Razor Ramon beating "The Model" Rick Martel to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship on Raw.

Tatanka beats Mike Bell.

It is announced that The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) vs. The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is the first confirmed match for Survivor Series.

We see footage from during the break where Tatanka and Ludvig Borga have a brief confrontation backstage.

Ludvig Borga beats Tony Roy with the Torture Rack.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a quadruple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews the team of Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel and the team of Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor Ramon says you can see the scar that Diesel left on him last time they were in Nassau Coliseum, and talks about how Mr. Perfect came out only to be hit with a cheap shot. He says that this time, things will be different. Diesel says his right hand will do the talking, and Mr. Perfect says he has seen guys like Diesel come and go in the WWF, and now he is standing next to Razor Ramon. Diesel will be looking at both him and Razor, and Mr. Perfect makes it clear that Diesel is the man that he wants after what he did to The 1-2-3 Kid. Irwin R. Schyster says Mr. Perfect has the wrong person on his back, and he will pay for it in Nassau Coliseum.

Pat Tanaka pays homage to Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji in footage from earlier today.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Pat Tanaka.

On the Survivor Series Report, The Hart Family (Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Bruce Hart, Keith Hart) and The King and His Knights ("The King" Jerry Lawler and three other partners) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is official for Survivor Series. Ray Combs, host of Family Feud, will also be involved in the match. After the report, Lawler mentions that his partners are The Red Knight, The Blue Knight and The Black Knight, though the identities of the knights are not revealed.

"The Rocket" Owen hart beats Scott Taylor. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a toiler on a still of

We get a look at "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. He was born into a wrestling family, and he was predestined to become the greatest wrestler of all-time, but he is coming to WWF to not only prove that, but to prove he is the greatest country singer of all time, as he has more talent, stage presence and charisma than anyone else. However, he has yet to get noticed in the country music business due to the fact that he is from Nashville and due to the corrupt politics in the business. He plans to use the WWF to get noticed, and the country music business will come crawling to him, begging him to sign a contract. When that happens, the sign for the Country Music Hall of Fame will be replaced with a statue of himself and the Hall of Fame itself will be a shrine dedicated to him.

In a rare twist, Jerry Seavey and Mike Davis beat The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) by disqualification after Pierre pulls Mike Davis out of a pinfall, even though Davis was never officially part of the match. After the match, The Quebecers viciously attack Seavey and Davis, much to the delight of Johnny Polo.

Lex Luger is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine available now, and his match against Yokozuna at SummerSlam is covered inside.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. Fowler then interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler for Face To Face. Bret calls Lawler "scum," and says Lawler never beat anybody to become king. As far as SummerSlam, he did not lose anything and Lawler got stretchered out. At Nassau Coliseum, he will make Lawler pay for what he did to him and his family, and he will prove that Lawler is no king. Lawler says Bret's mouth is making promises his body cannot keep, and he finds it fitting that their grudge match is happening at Nassaum Coliseum "where all the losers congregate." He says this match will take place close to Halloween, when his mother "can come out of the house and look normal," and he wants him to bring his mother to the match to see him lose.

Next week: Highlight from "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Crush on next week's R! Doink! Irwin R. Schsyter! The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson)! Diesel! Razor Ramon!

Monday, October 11, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 11, 1993

Razor Ramon beats "The Model" Rick Martel to win the vacant WWF Intercontinental Championship!



The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Tony Morrison and Sid Courson.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Scott King.

Vince McMahon interviews Ludvig Borga inside the ring. Borga makes it very clear that he does not like America, and that he can't understand why Lex Luger would stand up for the country, especially when he blew his chance at the WWF Championship. Not long after saying this, Lex Luger shows up and says he's had enough of Borga's verbal anti-American sentiment and that he has no problem sending him back to Finland. Borga says he'll face Luger on his own terms.

Adam Bomb, now with Harvey Whippleman as manager, beats Ross Greenberg.

Smoky Mountain Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions The Rock 'n Roll Express (Duane Gibson and Ricky Morton) beat Duane Gill and Barry Hardy in their Raw debut.

WWF Royal Rumble is now on Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis!

Next week: Tatanka! Irwin R. Schyster! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! Also, Crush makes his first appearance since recovering from injury!

Saturday, October 9, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 9, 1993

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Damien Demento and Rock Werner.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart says hearing that "The King" Jerry Lawler is the undisputed king of the WWF makes him sick, especially when he had him in the Sharpshooter for two-and-a-half minutes and came just short of ending his career. He can make one promise right now: if he can make a promise right now, it will be that if he gets in the ring with Lawler again, it will be the end of him.

Adam Bomb beats Mitch Bishop.

Lex Luger is on the cover on the newest issue of WWF Magazine on newsstands this Tuesday, and inside is an article on Adam Bomb.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a triple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Despite his anti-American rhetoric, Lex Luger admit that Ludvig Borga has racked up quite the record, but he is now at the top of the World Wrestling Federation, where it doesn't get any keener or stiffer. He is glad to be the first one in line to give him a big U.S.A. welcome to the World Wrestling Federation and show him what competition is all about. Ludvig says he will give him a European farewell for his career, because if this is the top of the ladder, then he is not impressed with the WWF, Luger or America. When he pins him, he will stay down.

We see highlights of last week's Intercontinental Championship battle royal from Raw.

Mr. Perfect beats Red Tyler (whose tights are a tad small and make for a few posterior jokes on commentary).

Boni Blackstone interviews Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. Bam Bam says there was nothing funny about last week, and says "The King" Jerry Lawler was right was about Doink. He let the confetti bucket prank slide the first two times, but the third time, he dumped water on Luna's head. He says that hearing Doink's name drives him crazy as Luna is in a frenzy. Bam Bam says he will make him pay for his pranks and humiliating him and Luna, and when he gets done with him, Doink will wish he was back in the circus on top of a tightrope.

Grudges, Gripes and Grunts is now available on Coliseum Home Video. In the video, Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon take a cruise on a yacht.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), now accompanied by Harvey Wippleman, beat Jerry Fox and Virgil.

The Undertaker beats Rod Bell. It is announced that The Undertaker is on the cover of Superstars VIII, on newsstands now. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picture of Yokozuna with the Magistrator.

Mr. Nanny, starring Hulk Hogan, premiered in theaters this weekend.

WWF Royal Rumble...coming soon to Genesis!

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Steve Nixon and Tony Bithera.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. He then interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre, with Johnny Polo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) for Face To Face. Polo says the Smoking Gunns are rugged, but The Quebecers do not think much of them. Bart Gunn says The Quebecers do a lot of talking, but they do their talking in the ring, and Billy Gunn tells them that that they will become the tag team champs on the first shot just like The Quebecers did. Polo says The Gunns are climbing the ladder, while they are the top of the ladder and they will stay there after October 29th.

Next week: Two of the main events for Survivor Series are revealed! The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Pat Tanaka! Ludvig Borga! Highlights from the Intercontinental Championship match on next Monday's Raw!

"The Model" Rick Martel says that he will be wrestling Razor Ramon for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and he will be the winner because when it comes to him and Razor in the ring, Razor does not cut it. Razor Ramon says this Monday night, The Bad Guy meets The Model for the Intercontinental Championship, and he tells Martel that he is leaving with all the gold.