It is revealed that last weekend at Madison Square Garden, Diesel lost his cool when he faced The Undertaker and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and hit both 'Taker and Hart - and his tag team partner, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels - with a steel chair.
The British Bulldog beats Jake "The Snake" Roberts by count-out when Jim Cornette grabs Roberts by the leg and pulls him out of a pinfall attempt only for Roberts to chase after Cornette with Revelations.
We see footage of both "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart training.
Goldust beats Fatu. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Acting WWF President "Rowdy" Roddy Piper via telephone, who tells Goldust that he's the last person he'd want to meet on the street.
We look back at The Ultimate Warrior's victory against "Macho Man" Randy Savage at WrestleMania 7.
Vince McMahon interviews Camp Cornette (Jim Cornette, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Vader). Cornette tells Yokozuna, Ahmed Johnson and Jake "The Snake" Roberts that if they want a six-man tag match at WrestleMania, they've got it, but they'll need five more men on their side if they hope to stand a chance against Camp Cornette. Owen Hart tells Roberts that he'll choke the life out of him, tells Yokozuna that he carried him to WrestleMania and Ahmed Johnson that he has no brains to go along with his brawn. The British Bulldog tells Ahmed Johnson that The Bulldog is the WWF's strongest athlete, not Johnson. Cornette calls Yokozuna "a blithering idiot" and that he took him to the top, but he kept listening to Mr. Fuji. He also says that Vader is twice the man and twice the champion he ever will be. We then hear from Yokozuna, Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Ahmed Johnson on the video wall, who tell Cornette to read the fine print next time because if Camp Cornette loses, Yokozuna gets five minutes in the ring with Cornette...and those five minutes are not going to be pretty.
We see footage of Diesel hitting "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels in the back with a steel chair at last weekend's show in Madison Square Garden. Shawn Michaels is then seen and heard saying "I'm gonna kick his seven foot ass."
On The Ross Report on Option 6 of the WWF Superstar Line: Why didn't Bret "The Hit Man" Hart come to the aid of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels yesterday at Madison Square Garden? Also, an injury update!
During Diesel vs. Barry Horowitz, Paul Bearer shows up with a casket, which he pushes to the side of the ring.
Diesel beats Barry Horowitz. After the match, Diesel grabs a wrench from the timekeeper's area and opens the casket only to find a dead body that looks just like him. Diesel is spooked.
We get a look at "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, The 1-2-3 Kid and Tatanka in the locker room...and not much else.
Diesel is seen looking for The Undertaker at the other end of the aisle.
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels battles Leif Cassidy and Ahmed Johnson faces Owen Hart next week on Raw.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Tatanka when "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and The 1-2-3 Kid's interference attempt backfires.
We see the "Federal Turner Commission Hearing," which is eerily similar to Col. Jessep's memorable speech from A Few Good Men. WWF then asks people to write letters to Federal Trade Commission Chairman Mr. Robert Pitofsky, asking him not to approve the merger of Turner Broadcasting and Time-Warner as it would bring 50% of cable outlets into Ted Turner's control.
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Monday, March 18, 1996
Monday, February 26, 1996
Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 26, 1996
Jake "The Snake" Roberts beats Isaac Yankem, D.D.S.
We see last week's video package of the Warrior, interspersed with young fans asking for "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to bring him back.
Diesel beats Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. As Diesel is heading to the back, the lights go off. When they come back on, the Undertaker is in the ring. Diesel, noticing that 'Taker is in the ring, heads straight for it, but it goes dark again. When the lights come back on, The Undertaker has disappeared. The lights go dark a third time, then The Undertaker appears on the video wall. He says he hopes Diesel doesn't expect things to be that easy, and tells him that if Diesel wants to play mind games, he is the master. He then tells Diesel he will see him on the dark side.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart takes on Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels takes on The 1-2-3 Kid...next week on Raw.
Ahmed Johnson beats Shinobi. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Goldust via telephone, who makes fun of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper through poem and says he wants to "play his bagpipe."
We hear from Mankind again. He says the most beautiful woman in the world is his mother, who he claims always understood him until she sent her away. He says that Mankind is suffering and in agony, and that the time has come to release that pain, which will be wonderful for him and not very wonderful for everyone else. He says he's coming home.
Today's featured item in the WWF Store is the official WrestleMania 12 T-Shirt, only $18 plus shipping and handling. It even lists all the cities and venues to hold the first 11 WrestleManias on the back.
This past weekend on Superstars, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog beat Hakushi and Barry Horowitz to advance in the tag team tournament. Next week, The New Rockers (Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy) take on The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) in another first-round matchup.
Vince McMahon interviews "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in the ring. Shawn says that there is not a person in this building that has more respect for Bret than him, and that Bret is indeed the best there was and is, and possibly the best that ever will be, but he doesn't believe that Bret is the best there is because that title belongs to him. Bret says Shawn is one of the greatest wrestlers he's ever had the privilege of wrestling, and that the last five months have been the hardest of his own career, but he looks forward to getting in the ring with Shawn to show exactly why he's the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. He says it's not his job to beat Shawn, and as WWF Champion, it's Shawn's job to beat him. He has nothing but respect for him, but when the bell rings, he plans to hit Shawn with everything but the kitchen sink as he will be in the biggest dogfight in this life. Shawn says conditioning will play a big part in this match, and says Bret has had one tough opponent after another, but he's been holding his own lately, too. He tells The Hit Man that they do have a lot of respect for each other, but he's in the best shape of his life. As for Bret's condition, Bret compares himself to the Energizer Bunny. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper shows up, and says that he was listening to this interview and wanted to make sure the fans got a fair shake on every fight at WrestleMania 12, and says that you can't boo guys like Bret and Shawn. He says that March 31st is the night to fight, and if there's going to be a fight, there will be a winner. He then announces that Bret vs. Shawn at WrestleMania 12 will be a 60-minute Iron Man match. He tells both men to shake each other's hands now, as they'll be hating each other afterwards.
Yokozuna beats Owen Hart and The British Bulldog in a handicap match by disqualification after Vader attacks Yokozuna. Suddenly, Ahmed Johnson and Jake "The Snake" Roberts show up. Ahmed takes out Hart and Bulldog, then Ahamed and Roberts (the latter with his snake Revelations) force Vader to retreat.
"The Huckster" and "The Nacho Man" appear on "Larry Fling Live." Nacho says they left WWF because they were too old to wrestle and they couldn't keep up with the new generation. Huckster says their continuing careers are no charade. Billionaire Ted appears via satellite, and almost causes a ruckus when he says that if he's as overpaid as Huckster and Nacho Man, then maybe he should get in the ring like those "has-beens." The "has-beens" remark causes The Huckster to pull out a steel chair meant for Larry Fling, but Larry Flying pulls out a high heel to make him back off. When Huckster and Nacho are asked who will win their match at "WrestleMania," both of them say they will, causing Huckster to hit Nacho with the steel chair as well as a bunch of producers. Larry Fling has to keep the Huckster at bay with the high heel.
We see last week's video package of the Warrior, interspersed with young fans asking for "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to bring him back.
Diesel beats Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. As Diesel is heading to the back, the lights go off. When they come back on, the Undertaker is in the ring. Diesel, noticing that 'Taker is in the ring, heads straight for it, but it goes dark again. When the lights come back on, The Undertaker has disappeared. The lights go dark a third time, then The Undertaker appears on the video wall. He says he hopes Diesel doesn't expect things to be that easy, and tells him that if Diesel wants to play mind games, he is the master. He then tells Diesel he will see him on the dark side.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart takes on Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels takes on The 1-2-3 Kid...next week on Raw.
Ahmed Johnson beats Shinobi. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Goldust via telephone, who makes fun of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper through poem and says he wants to "play his bagpipe."
We hear from Mankind again. He says the most beautiful woman in the world is his mother, who he claims always understood him until she sent her away. He says that Mankind is suffering and in agony, and that the time has come to release that pain, which will be wonderful for him and not very wonderful for everyone else. He says he's coming home.
Today's featured item in the WWF Store is the official WrestleMania 12 T-Shirt, only $18 plus shipping and handling. It even lists all the cities and venues to hold the first 11 WrestleManias on the back.
This past weekend on Superstars, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog beat Hakushi and Barry Horowitz to advance in the tag team tournament. Next week, The New Rockers (Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy) take on The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) in another first-round matchup.
Vince McMahon interviews "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in the ring. Shawn says that there is not a person in this building that has more respect for Bret than him, and that Bret is indeed the best there was and is, and possibly the best that ever will be, but he doesn't believe that Bret is the best there is because that title belongs to him. Bret says Shawn is one of the greatest wrestlers he's ever had the privilege of wrestling, and that the last five months have been the hardest of his own career, but he looks forward to getting in the ring with Shawn to show exactly why he's the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. He says it's not his job to beat Shawn, and as WWF Champion, it's Shawn's job to beat him. He has nothing but respect for him, but when the bell rings, he plans to hit Shawn with everything but the kitchen sink as he will be in the biggest dogfight in this life. Shawn says conditioning will play a big part in this match, and says Bret has had one tough opponent after another, but he's been holding his own lately, too. He tells The Hit Man that they do have a lot of respect for each other, but he's in the best shape of his life. As for Bret's condition, Bret compares himself to the Energizer Bunny. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper shows up, and says that he was listening to this interview and wanted to make sure the fans got a fair shake on every fight at WrestleMania 12, and says that you can't boo guys like Bret and Shawn. He says that March 31st is the night to fight, and if there's going to be a fight, there will be a winner. He then announces that Bret vs. Shawn at WrestleMania 12 will be a 60-minute Iron Man match. He tells both men to shake each other's hands now, as they'll be hating each other afterwards.
Yokozuna beats Owen Hart and The British Bulldog in a handicap match by disqualification after Vader attacks Yokozuna. Suddenly, Ahmed Johnson and Jake "The Snake" Roberts show up. Ahmed takes out Hart and Bulldog, then Ahamed and Roberts (the latter with his snake Revelations) force Vader to retreat.
"The Huckster" and "The Nacho Man" appear on "Larry Fling Live." Nacho says they left WWF because they were too old to wrestle and they couldn't keep up with the new generation. Huckster says their continuing careers are no charade. Billionaire Ted appears via satellite, and almost causes a ruckus when he says that if he's as overpaid as Huckster and Nacho Man, then maybe he should get in the ring like those "has-beens." The "has-beens" remark causes The Huckster to pull out a steel chair meant for Larry Fling, but Larry Flying pulls out a high heel to make him back off. When Huckster and Nacho are asked who will win their match at "WrestleMania," both of them say they will, causing Huckster to hit Nacho with the steel chair as well as a bunch of producers. Larry Fling has to keep the Huckster at bay with the high heel.
Monday, February 5, 1996
Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 5, 1996
Diesel and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels beat Yokozuna and The British Bulldog by count-out after Michaels superkicks Yokozuna out of the ring. Owen Hart shows up to help Yokozuna get back in, but even he can't help him. After the match, Jim Cornette berates Yokozuna and blames him for his team's loss, and Yokozuna turns face and attacks Jim Cornette as a result. The British Bulldog and Owen Hart attack Yokozuna, but it doesn't do any good as he turns on them as well. Owen and Bulldog run right out of the ring, and then to the back with Cornette as Yokozuna gives chase shortly afterwards.
Mankind says he's finally found a home...a hardcore home...
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Hakushi.
We hear pre-recorded comments from Jim Cornette and Clarence Mason, who have not heard any word from the World Wrestling Federation concerning Vader and intend to sue. He then hear from Gorilla Monsoon, who says that he will be okay and apologizes for his actions towards Vader that evening, saying he responded as Gorilla Monsoon and not as the interim WWF President. He thanks the fans for their well-wishes. As for Vader, it's out of his hands and into those of the Board of Directors, and that an apology to him is "highly unlikely." Concerning "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as the new President, he considers Piper a good friend of his and says that desperate times lead to desperate actions. thinks that Piper will be good for the WWF until he returns at WrestleMania.
The 1996 Slammy Awards take place on WrestleMania weekend! Cast your ballot today to decide who will win!
It is announced that Raw will not be on the air next week due to the Westminster Dog Show.
In the middle of The Undertaker vs. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the WWF Championship, Diesel guests on commentary to scout both The Undertaker and Bret Hart.
The Undertaker vs. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart ends in a draw with the ref being knocked out and Diesel getting involved. He attacks Bret hart only to be attacked by The Undertaker. Diesel then grabs a steel chair and rams it into 'Taker's back, then sends him into the ring and hits him with a Jackknife Power Bomb. The Undertaker does what he can to get back up, and Diesel puts The Undertaker in another Jackknife Power Bomb before leaving the ring.
During the commercial break, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart gets back up and attacks Diesel. Officials have to break the brawl up. Meanwhile, The Undertaker is lying in the ring.
We see more from the "Billionaire Ted" press conference. When asked about WCW wasting millions of dollars, "Ted" says he's just having fun. As for the Time Warner merger, he doesn't care about the shareholder and is only concerned about having fun, saying that as long as he's having fun, that's all that matters. As for what motivates him? Power and money. We then see an advertisement concerning the $40 million dollars wasted on "Ted's" vendetta against the World Wrestling Federation that was rejected by The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. A modified version of the ad will be published in The New York Times' Financial section this Wednesday.
Mankind says he's finally found a home...a hardcore home...
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Hakushi.
We hear pre-recorded comments from Jim Cornette and Clarence Mason, who have not heard any word from the World Wrestling Federation concerning Vader and intend to sue. He then hear from Gorilla Monsoon, who says that he will be okay and apologizes for his actions towards Vader that evening, saying he responded as Gorilla Monsoon and not as the interim WWF President. He thanks the fans for their well-wishes. As for Vader, it's out of his hands and into those of the Board of Directors, and that an apology to him is "highly unlikely." Concerning "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as the new President, he considers Piper a good friend of his and says that desperate times lead to desperate actions. thinks that Piper will be good for the WWF until he returns at WrestleMania.
The 1996 Slammy Awards take place on WrestleMania weekend! Cast your ballot today to decide who will win!
It is announced that Raw will not be on the air next week due to the Westminster Dog Show.
In the middle of The Undertaker vs. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the WWF Championship, Diesel guests on commentary to scout both The Undertaker and Bret Hart.
The Undertaker vs. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart ends in a draw with the ref being knocked out and Diesel getting involved. He attacks Bret hart only to be attacked by The Undertaker. Diesel then grabs a steel chair and rams it into 'Taker's back, then sends him into the ring and hits him with a Jackknife Power Bomb. The Undertaker does what he can to get back up, and Diesel puts The Undertaker in another Jackknife Power Bomb before leaving the ring.
During the commercial break, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart gets back up and attacks Diesel. Officials have to break the brawl up. Meanwhile, The Undertaker is lying in the ring.
We see more from the "Billionaire Ted" press conference. When asked about WCW wasting millions of dollars, "Ted" says he's just having fun. As for the Time Warner merger, he doesn't care about the shareholder and is only concerned about having fun, saying that as long as he's having fun, that's all that matters. As for what motivates him? Power and money. We then see an advertisement concerning the $40 million dollars wasted on "Ted's" vendetta against the World Wrestling Federation that was rejected by The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. A modified version of the ad will be published in The New York Times' Financial section this Wednesday.
Monday, January 29, 1996
Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 29, 1996
Diesel beats The British Bulldog after Bulldog's removal of a turnbuckle pad, Jim Cornette's distraction and a Yokozuna leg drop on Diesel all backfire. During the match, Yokozuna shows up and watches the match from The British Bulldog's corner, and it is announced that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is on his way to the arena.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart said he once had respect for Diesel and thought he was a great champion. He says WWF is run on Hitman power and that Diesel has a problem with that, constantly getting into his matches. He hopes to settle it once and for all in a steel cage match - a type of match he has never lost - as the Excellence of Execution wipes Diesel out.
At In Your House, Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid will be in a Cry Baby Match, where the loser of the match will get a baby bottle and a diaper change. Also, Duke "The Dumpster" Droese will take on Hunter Hearst Helmsley after Helmsley cut Droese's hair on last week's Superstars. It is then announced that a TBS systems official telephoned WWF and express his "delight" in the Billionaire Ted vignettes. We then see the letter from said official (WCW Senior Vice President Eric Bischoff) that threatens legal action against WWF. Dok Hendrix says the WWF is ready to fight for their rights, their company and their fans.
We then hear from "Billionaire Ted," The Huckster, and Nacho Man. Ted says he is not a hillbilly and he doesn't wear cheap suits. When asked questions, he refuses to answer them and says "The facts speak for themselves." The only thing he confirms is that he is trying to run WWF out of business. The Huckster and Macho Man start fighting when asked who will win their match at WrestleMania after Huckster says that it's in his contact with Billionaire Ted that he's not allowed to lose. Ted is then asked what he wouldn't do to put WWF out of business. When he says he'd only use his own money, Huckster and Nacho turn on Ted, and Ted freaks out before asking "Jane" where his lithium is.
The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) beat The Bodydonnas (Skip and Zip) in Phineas' Raw debut. The Bodydonnas and Hillbilly Jim dance with a very reluctant Sunny after the match before celebrating on their own.
Clarence Mason calls Vader's suspension completely unfair as Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon put his hands on Vader and knew his history, and that he has already prepared a motion to nullify it as Vader did his actions in self-defense. He has also prepared a temporary stay on the suspension, and that he will also sue for civil and criminal action if Vader is not unsuspended immediately.
Well wishes to Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon can be mailed to the following address: Get Well Gorilla, P.O. Box 3857, Stamford, CT 06905.
Vince McMahon interviews in the ring the man that Gorilla Monsoon has chosen as the Acting President of the World Wrestling Federation: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Piper says it's a surprise to him as much as anyone, but says he's done some surprising things himself. He says he sees a new generation of the toughest athletes he's ever seen, saying they're stronger, faster and smarter but a little confused, and that he intends to straighten things out, saying there will be no government shutdown when he's President as he makes a Newt Gingrich joke. He then pulls out some hand-prepared notes, which happens to be rules, but puts them away when Vince says he's never lived by any rules. He then tells the fans that he loves them and that they're in good hands with him. As for the Superstars, everyone will pay the Piper and that Vince is no different. He then puts Vince in an airplane spin.
We hear from a man missing an ear who asks why the sky is blue, why his ear is missing, why he is how he is and why people are afraid of him. He then tells us to have a nice kind. Jerry "The King" Lawler says that this man is named Mankind.
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels beats Yokozuna with Jim Cornette and Owen Hart's interference attempt backfires. Yokozuna gets ticked off with Cornette and Hart, and The British Bulldog shows up to be the voice of reason in the dissension amongst the ranks. All of them go after Shawn Michaels, but Diesel shows up and joins Shawn, clearing the ring. Vince McMahon then interviews Cornette, who says there is no dissension amongst his men, and challenges Shawn and Diesel to a tag team match against Yokozuna and Bulldog next week to see who the better team is. They accept.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart said he once had respect for Diesel and thought he was a great champion. He says WWF is run on Hitman power and that Diesel has a problem with that, constantly getting into his matches. He hopes to settle it once and for all in a steel cage match - a type of match he has never lost - as the Excellence of Execution wipes Diesel out.
At In Your House, Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid will be in a Cry Baby Match, where the loser of the match will get a baby bottle and a diaper change. Also, Duke "The Dumpster" Droese will take on Hunter Hearst Helmsley after Helmsley cut Droese's hair on last week's Superstars. It is then announced that a TBS systems official telephoned WWF and express his "delight" in the Billionaire Ted vignettes. We then see the letter from said official (WCW Senior Vice President Eric Bischoff) that threatens legal action against WWF. Dok Hendrix says the WWF is ready to fight for their rights, their company and their fans.
We then hear from "Billionaire Ted," The Huckster, and Nacho Man. Ted says he is not a hillbilly and he doesn't wear cheap suits. When asked questions, he refuses to answer them and says "The facts speak for themselves." The only thing he confirms is that he is trying to run WWF out of business. The Huckster and Macho Man start fighting when asked who will win their match at WrestleMania after Huckster says that it's in his contact with Billionaire Ted that he's not allowed to lose. Ted is then asked what he wouldn't do to put WWF out of business. When he says he'd only use his own money, Huckster and Nacho turn on Ted, and Ted freaks out before asking "Jane" where his lithium is.
The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) beat The Bodydonnas (Skip and Zip) in Phineas' Raw debut. The Bodydonnas and Hillbilly Jim dance with a very reluctant Sunny after the match before celebrating on their own.
Clarence Mason calls Vader's suspension completely unfair as Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon put his hands on Vader and knew his history, and that he has already prepared a motion to nullify it as Vader did his actions in self-defense. He has also prepared a temporary stay on the suspension, and that he will also sue for civil and criminal action if Vader is not unsuspended immediately.
Well wishes to Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon can be mailed to the following address: Get Well Gorilla, P.O. Box 3857, Stamford, CT 06905.
Vince McMahon interviews in the ring the man that Gorilla Monsoon has chosen as the Acting President of the World Wrestling Federation: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Piper says it's a surprise to him as much as anyone, but says he's done some surprising things himself. He says he sees a new generation of the toughest athletes he's ever seen, saying they're stronger, faster and smarter but a little confused, and that he intends to straighten things out, saying there will be no government shutdown when he's President as he makes a Newt Gingrich joke. He then pulls out some hand-prepared notes, which happens to be rules, but puts them away when Vince says he's never lived by any rules. He then tells the fans that he loves them and that they're in good hands with him. As for the Superstars, everyone will pay the Piper and that Vince is no different. He then puts Vince in an airplane spin.
We hear from a man missing an ear who asks why the sky is blue, why his ear is missing, why he is how he is and why people are afraid of him. He then tells us to have a nice kind. Jerry "The King" Lawler says that this man is named Mankind.
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels beats Yokozuna with Jim Cornette and Owen Hart's interference attempt backfires. Yokozuna gets ticked off with Cornette and Hart, and The British Bulldog shows up to be the voice of reason in the dissension amongst the ranks. All of them go after Shawn Michaels, but Diesel shows up and joins Shawn, clearing the ring. Vince McMahon then interviews Cornette, who says there is no dissension amongst his men, and challenges Shawn and Diesel to a tag team match against Yokozuna and Bulldog next week to see who the better team is. They accept.
Monday, January 1, 1996
Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 1, 1996
Before the first match, Goldust's usher tries to give Razor Ramon some flowers, but Razor Ramon beats him up before that can happen. Goldust sees this transpire from a distance. Also, Brother Love can be seen backstage in the locker room talking about...something.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat the team of Razor Ramon and Savio Vega, the team of Owen Hart and Yokozuna and the team of Sycho Sid and The 1-2-3 Kid in the Raw Bowl match with the help fo Razor Ramon pushing The 1-2-3 Kid off the top rope. Raw Bowl Queen Ashley Allen makes a few appearances on commentary during the match.
It is announced that Shawn Michaels will be holding a press conference next week.
Dok Hendrix hosts the Raw Bowl Halftime Show. Jim Ross says that Diesel has announced that he will "kick the King's can" tonight. Also, it is announced that Ahmed Johnson and Jeff Jarrett will be squaring off at Royal Rumble.
The Arkansas Hog Pen Match between Henry O. Godwinn and Hunter Hearst Helmsley from In Your House is replayed.
Diesel beats King Mabel with a big boot in just eight seconds, then puts Sir Mo in a Jackknife Power Bomb. Jerry "The King" Lawler tries to interview Diesel after the match, but he walks away with Raw Bowl Queen Ashley Allen instead.
The Brooklyn Brawler gives The Smoking Gunns the "Lombardi Trophy," but it's really a trophy with his head on it. He gets beat up and soaked in Lipton Brisk tea for his effort.
Diesel, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Dory Funk, Jur. Savio Vega, King Mabel, Bam Bam Bigelow, Barry Horowitz, Yokozuna, and Tatanka are all announced for the Royal Rumble match...and so is Vader.
Next week: "Double J" Jeff Jarrett vs. Hakushi!
The infamous "Billionaire Ted's 'Wrasslin' War Room'" vignette is aired making fun of World Championship Wrestling, Ted Turner, Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage to close the show.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat the team of Razor Ramon and Savio Vega, the team of Owen Hart and Yokozuna and the team of Sycho Sid and The 1-2-3 Kid in the Raw Bowl match with the help fo Razor Ramon pushing The 1-2-3 Kid off the top rope. Raw Bowl Queen Ashley Allen makes a few appearances on commentary during the match.
It is announced that Shawn Michaels will be holding a press conference next week.
Dok Hendrix hosts the Raw Bowl Halftime Show. Jim Ross says that Diesel has announced that he will "kick the King's can" tonight. Also, it is announced that Ahmed Johnson and Jeff Jarrett will be squaring off at Royal Rumble.
The Arkansas Hog Pen Match between Henry O. Godwinn and Hunter Hearst Helmsley from In Your House is replayed.
Diesel beats King Mabel with a big boot in just eight seconds, then puts Sir Mo in a Jackknife Power Bomb. Jerry "The King" Lawler tries to interview Diesel after the match, but he walks away with Raw Bowl Queen Ashley Allen instead.
The Brooklyn Brawler gives The Smoking Gunns the "Lombardi Trophy," but it's really a trophy with his head on it. He gets beat up and soaked in Lipton Brisk tea for his effort.
Diesel, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Dory Funk, Jur. Savio Vega, King Mabel, Bam Bam Bigelow, Barry Horowitz, Yokozuna, and Tatanka are all announced for the Royal Rumble match...and so is Vader.
Next week: "Double J" Jeff Jarrett vs. Hakushi!
The infamous "Billionaire Ted's 'Wrasslin' War Room'" vignette is aired making fun of World Championship Wrestling, Ted Turner, Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage to close the show.
Monday, October 9, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 9, 1995
Last week, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels took part in a Survivor Series Press Conference in Washington, DC, which was attended by 30 children with a 98% attendance record. Shawn Michaels is choked up due to the lasting impression the kids have made on him for making an effort in life.
Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog beat Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. During the match, Waylon Mercy watches the match from the back of the entrance aisle momentarily, and Dean Douglas takes notes on the match for a short time. It is also announced that Shawn Michaels will be on America On-Line tomorrow night at 9 PM Eastern. After the match, King Mabel shows up and helps the winning team beat up 'Taker, HBK and Diesel. Dean Douglas returns to go after HBK and slam him into the steel steps. Officials have to rush in to stop the brawl.
After the commercial break, the brawl has stopped and Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog are no longer in the ring as officials check on Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. Thankfully, all three men are able to get up under their own power.
The steel cage match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. will take place next week on Raw. We then watch the match between Hart and Yankem at SummerSlam again as the ring is cleared out, and Vince McMahon calls Jerry "The King" Lawler out on his actions during the match. As per Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon, if Jerry "The King" Lawler interferes in the match, he will be placed in a smaller cage that will be first lowered down from the ceiling and then hoisted above the ring.
This past Friday morning in Madison Square Garden, the World Wrestling Federation perform a benefit event for the underprivileged and handicapped.
The WWF World Tour de Force heads to Springfield, Massachusetts; Glens Falls, New York; Rochester, New York; Binghamton, New York; Syracuse, New York and Utica, New York.
Fatu beats Skip when Skip can't put Fatu in a top rope superplex.
Audio problems keep Dok Hendrix from reporting on what's going on backstage.
Dok Hendrix's audio problems are resolved. Hendrix says that Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker are so affected by tonight's match that they can't be interviewed. Jim Ross on the other hand, is able to interview Jim Cornette and The British Bulldog, and Cornette says that The British Bulldog has done something no other man has ever done and has beaten Diesel in the center of the ring. Cornette says that Diesel has finally met his match at In Your House and that Bulldog will be the next WWF Champion. Bulldog tells Diesel won't be able to run and hide in less than two weeks. King Mabel tells The British Bulldog he's his homey, and says he too performed the impossible by beating The Undertaker, and he plans to do it again at In Your House.
Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog beat Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. During the match, Waylon Mercy watches the match from the back of the entrance aisle momentarily, and Dean Douglas takes notes on the match for a short time. It is also announced that Shawn Michaels will be on America On-Line tomorrow night at 9 PM Eastern. After the match, King Mabel shows up and helps the winning team beat up 'Taker, HBK and Diesel. Dean Douglas returns to go after HBK and slam him into the steel steps. Officials have to rush in to stop the brawl.
After the commercial break, the brawl has stopped and Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog are no longer in the ring as officials check on Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. Thankfully, all three men are able to get up under their own power.
The steel cage match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. will take place next week on Raw. We then watch the match between Hart and Yankem at SummerSlam again as the ring is cleared out, and Vince McMahon calls Jerry "The King" Lawler out on his actions during the match. As per Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon, if Jerry "The King" Lawler interferes in the match, he will be placed in a smaller cage that will be first lowered down from the ceiling and then hoisted above the ring.
This past Friday morning in Madison Square Garden, the World Wrestling Federation perform a benefit event for the underprivileged and handicapped.
The WWF World Tour de Force heads to Springfield, Massachusetts; Glens Falls, New York; Rochester, New York; Binghamton, New York; Syracuse, New York and Utica, New York.
Fatu beats Skip when Skip can't put Fatu in a top rope superplex.
Audio problems keep Dok Hendrix from reporting on what's going on backstage.
Dok Hendrix's audio problems are resolved. Hendrix says that Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker are so affected by tonight's match that they can't be interviewed. Jim Ross on the other hand, is able to interview Jim Cornette and The British Bulldog, and Cornette says that The British Bulldog has done something no other man has ever done and has beaten Diesel in the center of the ring. Cornette says that Diesel has finally met his match at In Your House and that Bulldog will be the next WWF Champion. Bulldog tells Diesel won't be able to run and hide in less than two weeks. King Mabel tells The British Bulldog he's his homey, and says he too performed the impossible by beating The Undertaker, and he plans to do it again at In Your House.
Monday, August 21, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for August 21, 1995
Kama vs. The Undertaker at SummerSlam is now a Casket Match, after Kama attacked an Undertaker fan in the ring last week on Superstars as he picked up the pieces of the torn funeral wreathe...and Undertaker announces that he starts his death march to Sunday tonight.
Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) beat Joe Adcock and Roy Raymond. During the match, it is announced that Raw will be preempted for the next three weeks due to the U.S. Open. After the match, King Mabel says that while Diesel may be WWF Champion, he is the king, and he and Sir Mo are the greatest tag team of all time. He then calls out The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) for another "tune-up" match tonight. He thinks they're scared when they don't show up right away.
Dean Douglas is in the satellite classroom for the first time on The Report Card, and he talks about domination while giving Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) high marks.
Tonight at 10 P.M. Eastern time, you can chat with Vince McMahon live! (Excludes West Coast.)
On September 11th, Sycho Sid takes on whoever is WWF Intercontinental Championship for the title on Raw...no matter what.
The 1-2-3 Kid beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, Jerry "The King" Lawler makes fun of The Kid through the Magistrator, but a giant Stridex pad erases all of Jerry's arwork, including the Magistrator.
Barry Didinsky advertises the Undertaker "mist" T-Shirt. Only $16 plus $3.95 shipping and handling! You also get free three months to WWF Magazine with your order and a box of super-sized extra strength Stridex pads.
The Undertaker beats Tatanka.
We hear the answering machine message at Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S' office.
Bret "The Hit Man" says that five out of five dentist recommend he extract Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S from the World Wrestling Federation...and that's what he going to do.
King Mabel and Sir Mo are waiting for The Allied Powers' (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) answer to their "tune-up match" challenge.
The new fall season of WWF Raw begins September 11th!
Jean-Pierre LaFitte beats Scott Taylor.
We get another look at Goldust, this time in front of the fabled Hollywood sign. He says "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will soon see a real star and that there will be a vacancy in the Heartbreak Hotel.
Vince McMahon interviews Diesel in the ring. Diesel says he's ready for King Mabel at SummerSlam. He thanks "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels for being there for him two weeks ago when he was attacked by King Mabel. As for whether or not he can lift King Mabel for the Jackknife Power Bomb, there's only one way to find out. At the end of the interview, The British Bulldog shows up and wishes Diesel good luck at SummerSlam, then says that Lex Luger headed back to Atlanta, Georgia for a medical emergency, so he is doing what Lex Luger could do, and that's finding the best partner he can find. When he asks the audience if they want to get his hands on King Mabel before SummerSlam, the audience wants it...and so does Diesel.
Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) vs. Diesel and The British Bulldog ends with The British Bulldog attacking Diesel from behind. Jim Cornette shows up and stands on the apron, excited by the carnage, then keeps one of the officials trapped in the corner as The Bulldog, King Mabel and Sir Mo gang up on Diesel. Jery "The King" Lawler heads to the back to get a word from The British Bulldog as King Mabel carries the WWF Championship over his royal shoulder.
After the match, Diesel is able to get back up under his own power.
Jerry "The King" Lawler is backstage with The British Bulldog, King Mabel, Sir Mo and Jim Cornette. The British Bulldog and Jim Cornette aren't saying why Bulldog turned heel, but Jim Cornette says that the surprises are going to keep coming. King Mabel says the WWF Championship is moving from over his shoulder to around his waist.
Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) beat Joe Adcock and Roy Raymond. During the match, it is announced that Raw will be preempted for the next three weeks due to the U.S. Open. After the match, King Mabel says that while Diesel may be WWF Champion, he is the king, and he and Sir Mo are the greatest tag team of all time. He then calls out The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) for another "tune-up" match tonight. He thinks they're scared when they don't show up right away.
Dean Douglas is in the satellite classroom for the first time on The Report Card, and he talks about domination while giving Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) high marks.
Tonight at 10 P.M. Eastern time, you can chat with Vince McMahon live! (Excludes West Coast.)
On September 11th, Sycho Sid takes on whoever is WWF Intercontinental Championship for the title on Raw...no matter what.
The 1-2-3 Kid beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, Jerry "The King" Lawler makes fun of The Kid through the Magistrator, but a giant Stridex pad erases all of Jerry's arwork, including the Magistrator.
Barry Didinsky advertises the Undertaker "mist" T-Shirt. Only $16 plus $3.95 shipping and handling! You also get free three months to WWF Magazine with your order and a box of super-sized extra strength Stridex pads.
The Undertaker beats Tatanka.
We hear the answering machine message at Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S' office.
Bret "The Hit Man" says that five out of five dentist recommend he extract Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S from the World Wrestling Federation...and that's what he going to do.
King Mabel and Sir Mo are waiting for The Allied Powers' (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) answer to their "tune-up match" challenge.
The new fall season of WWF Raw begins September 11th!
Jean-Pierre LaFitte beats Scott Taylor.
We get another look at Goldust, this time in front of the fabled Hollywood sign. He says "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels will soon see a real star and that there will be a vacancy in the Heartbreak Hotel.
Vince McMahon interviews Diesel in the ring. Diesel says he's ready for King Mabel at SummerSlam. He thanks "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels for being there for him two weeks ago when he was attacked by King Mabel. As for whether or not he can lift King Mabel for the Jackknife Power Bomb, there's only one way to find out. At the end of the interview, The British Bulldog shows up and wishes Diesel good luck at SummerSlam, then says that Lex Luger headed back to Atlanta, Georgia for a medical emergency, so he is doing what Lex Luger could do, and that's finding the best partner he can find. When he asks the audience if they want to get his hands on King Mabel before SummerSlam, the audience wants it...and so does Diesel.
Men on a Mission (King Mabel and Sir Mo) vs. Diesel and The British Bulldog ends with The British Bulldog attacking Diesel from behind. Jim Cornette shows up and stands on the apron, excited by the carnage, then keeps one of the officials trapped in the corner as The Bulldog, King Mabel and Sir Mo gang up on Diesel. Jery "The King" Lawler heads to the back to get a word from The British Bulldog as King Mabel carries the WWF Championship over his royal shoulder.
After the match, Diesel is able to get back up under his own power.
Jerry "The King" Lawler is backstage with The British Bulldog, King Mabel, Sir Mo and Jim Cornette. The British Bulldog and Jim Cornette aren't saying why Bulldog turned heel, but Jim Cornette says that the surprises are going to keep coming. King Mabel says the WWF Championship is moving from over his shoulder to around his waist.
Monday, August 7, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for August 7, 1995
Sir Mo says part one of the royal plan will unravel when he beats Diesel. Diesel has other ideas, and says that if King Mabel sticks his nose in the match, he'll have some "heartbreaking" news in store for him.
Owen Hart and Yokozuna retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and Savio Vega.
Dean Douglas talks about teamwork.
Jerry "The King" Lawler pays another visit to Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. as he gets some X-rays. Lawler tells Bret "The Hit Man" that his end is near at the hands of Yankem.
"Make A Difference" Fatu beats Tony DeVito.
King Mabel calls himself the leader of the New Generation, and he rules with an iron fist. He declares that Sir Mo will beat Diesel tonight, and that the royal plan will come to an end when he beats Diesel at SummerSlam. Also, as of this weekend, Shawn Michaels will be defending the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon in a Ladder Match, and not Sycho Sid, thanks to decisions made by Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.
Todd Pettengill interviews Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. Monsoon plans to take advantage of his temporary position and become the most fan-friendly president in WWF history, while staying out of corporate WWF and not having to play politics. He also declares that Alundra Blayze will officially defend the WWF Women's Championship against Bertha Faye at SummerSlam.
The Undertaker will take on Kama at SummerSlam. Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Kama he will be held accountable for his actions against him.
We see Goldust's name again...
Kama beats Troy Haste by submission. The pale Undertaker fans - and the black funeral wreathe - are at ringside again. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Sycho Sid, who is none too happy with being taken out of the Intercontinental Championship match at SummerSlam by Gorilla Monsoon. He also says Shawn Michaels doesn't want him in the ring and accuses him of costing him a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, and says that he would be WWF Champion right now if it wasn't for him.
Jerry "The King" Lawler takes on "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels next week on Raw.
For only $16 plus shipping and handling, you can get the brand-new Shawn Michaels T-shirt...and get the special "Caged!" booklet absolutely free!
Diesel beats Sir Mo. Halfway through the match, Mabel shows up, but "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels keeps him from interfering. They spend the remainder of the match in their respective teammates' corners. After the match, Mabel attacks Diesel, but Shawn Michaels fights him off. Mabel ends up getting the better of HBK and hurts him, but Diesel makes the save before Mabel can do any more damage. Jerry "The King" Lawler finds humor in this and makes fun of the fact that he won't be 100% when he faces him next week. He tells Michaels that Mabel may not have finished the job, but he will. Officials have to keep Michaels away from Lawler as the show ends.
Owen Hart and Yokozuna retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and Savio Vega.
Dean Douglas talks about teamwork.
Jerry "The King" Lawler pays another visit to Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S. as he gets some X-rays. Lawler tells Bret "The Hit Man" that his end is near at the hands of Yankem.
"Make A Difference" Fatu beats Tony DeVito.
King Mabel calls himself the leader of the New Generation, and he rules with an iron fist. He declares that Sir Mo will beat Diesel tonight, and that the royal plan will come to an end when he beats Diesel at SummerSlam. Also, as of this weekend, Shawn Michaels will be defending the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon in a Ladder Match, and not Sycho Sid, thanks to decisions made by Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon.
Todd Pettengill interviews Interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. Monsoon plans to take advantage of his temporary position and become the most fan-friendly president in WWF history, while staying out of corporate WWF and not having to play politics. He also declares that Alundra Blayze will officially defend the WWF Women's Championship against Bertha Faye at SummerSlam.
The Undertaker will take on Kama at SummerSlam. Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Kama he will be held accountable for his actions against him.
We see Goldust's name again...
Kama beats Troy Haste by submission. The pale Undertaker fans - and the black funeral wreathe - are at ringside again. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Sycho Sid, who is none too happy with being taken out of the Intercontinental Championship match at SummerSlam by Gorilla Monsoon. He also says Shawn Michaels doesn't want him in the ring and accuses him of costing him a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, and says that he would be WWF Champion right now if it wasn't for him.
Jerry "The King" Lawler takes on "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels next week on Raw.
For only $16 plus shipping and handling, you can get the brand-new Shawn Michaels T-shirt...and get the special "Caged!" booklet absolutely free!
Diesel beats Sir Mo. Halfway through the match, Mabel shows up, but "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels keeps him from interfering. They spend the remainder of the match in their respective teammates' corners. After the match, Mabel attacks Diesel, but Shawn Michaels fights him off. Mabel ends up getting the better of HBK and hurts him, but Diesel makes the save before Mabel can do any more damage. Jerry "The King" Lawler finds humor in this and makes fun of the fact that he won't be 100% when he faces him next week. He tells Michaels that Mabel may not have finished the job, but he will. Officials have to keep Michaels away from Lawler as the show ends.
Monday, April 24, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 24, 1995
WrestleMania 11 will be available May 24th from Coliseum Home Video.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz.
Bam Bam Bigelow says he will take the WWF Championship and make it the crown jewel of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Corporation.
Diesel says he plans to hold the WWF Championship as a fighting champion, and says Bam Bam Bigelow may have made a mistake in taking him on. He hopes to get his redemption just like his friend Lawrence "L.T." Taylor got his at WrestleMania 11.
Bertha Faye - accompanied by Harvey Wippleman - beats La Pantera Serena.
Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid take on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and The Roadie at In Your House, while Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will take on Hakushi.
Sycho Sid is not happy...and won't be until he is WWF Champion. He has friends in low places...
Diesel retains the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow after Tatanka trips up Bam Bam, sabotaging Bam Bam's chance to redeem himself in the eyes of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. After the match, Ted DiBiase chews out Bam Bam for humiliating him in the last few months, and fires him. DiBiase then slaps Bam Bam, and Tatanka attacks him, but Bam Bam strikes back and tosses Tatanka out of the ring. Bam Bam grabs the microphone and tells DiBiase he quit. Before he can hurt DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster shows up and attacks him alongside Tatanka. Sycho Sid joins in soon afterwards and finishes the job, then Diesel rushes back into the ring and clears the ring.
Sycho Sid takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw!
"The Portugese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya beats The Black Phantom. During the match, it is announced that Jim Ross interviews Bam Bam Bigelow on Option 6, and that there are updates on Shawn Michaels on the WWF Superstar Hotline.
We get our first look at a gentleman named Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
As Jerry "The King" Lawler talks about how he wants to get Bret "The Hit Man" Hart to sign the contract for a match against him, it is revealed that Bam Bam Bigelow and Diesel shook hands during the break after Diesel made the save for him.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz.
Bam Bam Bigelow says he will take the WWF Championship and make it the crown jewel of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Corporation.
Diesel says he plans to hold the WWF Championship as a fighting champion, and says Bam Bam Bigelow may have made a mistake in taking him on. He hopes to get his redemption just like his friend Lawrence "L.T." Taylor got his at WrestleMania 11.
Bertha Faye - accompanied by Harvey Wippleman - beats La Pantera Serena.
Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid take on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and The Roadie at In Your House, while Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will take on Hakushi.
Sycho Sid is not happy...and won't be until he is WWF Champion. He has friends in low places...
Diesel retains the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow after Tatanka trips up Bam Bam, sabotaging Bam Bam's chance to redeem himself in the eyes of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. After the match, Ted DiBiase chews out Bam Bam for humiliating him in the last few months, and fires him. DiBiase then slaps Bam Bam, and Tatanka attacks him, but Bam Bam strikes back and tosses Tatanka out of the ring. Bam Bam grabs the microphone and tells DiBiase he quit. Before he can hurt DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster shows up and attacks him alongside Tatanka. Sycho Sid joins in soon afterwards and finishes the job, then Diesel rushes back into the ring and clears the ring.
Sycho Sid takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw!
"The Portugese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya beats The Black Phantom. During the match, it is announced that Jim Ross interviews Bam Bam Bigelow on Option 6, and that there are updates on Shawn Michaels on the WWF Superstar Hotline.
We get our first look at a gentleman named Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
As Jerry "The King" Lawler talks about how he wants to get Bret "The Hit Man" Hart to sign the contract for a match against him, it is revealed that Bam Bam Bigelow and Diesel shook hands during the break after Diesel made the save for him.
Monday, February 20, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw Deal for February 20, 1995
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett says tonight is the night that he puts the Figure Four Leg Lock on Diesel, but Diesel says the WWF is going to be unplugged when he knocks Jarrett's light out.
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Bam Bam Bigelow, fresh off his 30-day suspension, beats Gary Sabaugh. After the match, Bigelow continues to goad Lawrence "L.T." Taylor into a match with him, calling him a punk and a coward.
Adam Bomb beats Rip Rogers.
It's time for The King's Court. Tonight's guest is Shawn Michaels, who shows up after Jerry "The King" Lawler makes some bold, unfounded claims that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is racist towards the Japanese for making "slanted statements." After Michaels shows up, Lawler quickly changes his tune. Michaels says he's been a marked man ever since he won the Royal Rumble match, and that it's only going to get worse from here. Because of this, he has found it necessary to find another bodyguard, and annouces that he has finally done it. His new bodyguard is none other than...Sid Vicious, who hasn't been seen in WWF in quite some time. Sid says Shawn can trust him because Shawn figured out that he has "no feelings for any living soul" and will be at his side at all times, as there will be no bad times while they are together. Sid promises that he and Shawn will soon rule the world.
Tonight on the WWF hotline: Lex Luger spending Super Bowl weekend with Michael Jordan and Emmitt Smith.
The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli Blu) beat Mark Starr and Leroy Howard. This is the first Raw appearance of their manager Uncle Zebekiah. During the match, Todd Pettengill announces that WWF has gotten off the phone with Lawrence "L.T." Taylor, who is coming to Raw next week to respond to Bam Bam Bigelow's challenge.
Diesel was at NBA All Star Weekend last weekend, along with Salt 'n Pepa, Jennifer Van Hoy from Blossom, Tatyana Ali from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Atlanta Braves outfielder David Justice, Cal Ripken Jr. of the Baltimore Orioles, NBA All-Star Danny Manning of the Phoenix Suns and Charles Robinson of the San Antonio Spurs.
Diesel retains the WWF Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. The Roadie tries to pick a fight with Diesel after the match, but Diesel puts him out with a big boot before putting him into the Jackknife Power Bomb. As Diesel celebrates, Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up and watch Diesel from a distance.
Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up again after the break, and they approach the commentary table. Jim Cornette wants Sid away from him because he's nuts, but Shawn Michaels knows that and says he wouldn't want to be in Diesel's shoes as Sid would knock him out of them as much as he can fill them.
Next week: Lex Luger takes on Tatanka in the 100th episode of Raw.
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Bam Bam Bigelow, fresh off his 30-day suspension, beats Gary Sabaugh. After the match, Bigelow continues to goad Lawrence "L.T." Taylor into a match with him, calling him a punk and a coward.
Adam Bomb beats Rip Rogers.
It's time for The King's Court. Tonight's guest is Shawn Michaels, who shows up after Jerry "The King" Lawler makes some bold, unfounded claims that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is racist towards the Japanese for making "slanted statements." After Michaels shows up, Lawler quickly changes his tune. Michaels says he's been a marked man ever since he won the Royal Rumble match, and that it's only going to get worse from here. Because of this, he has found it necessary to find another bodyguard, and annouces that he has finally done it. His new bodyguard is none other than...Sid Vicious, who hasn't been seen in WWF in quite some time. Sid says Shawn can trust him because Shawn figured out that he has "no feelings for any living soul" and will be at his side at all times, as there will be no bad times while they are together. Sid promises that he and Shawn will soon rule the world.
Tonight on the WWF hotline: Lex Luger spending Super Bowl weekend with Michael Jordan and Emmitt Smith.
The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli Blu) beat Mark Starr and Leroy Howard. This is the first Raw appearance of their manager Uncle Zebekiah. During the match, Todd Pettengill announces that WWF has gotten off the phone with Lawrence "L.T." Taylor, who is coming to Raw next week to respond to Bam Bam Bigelow's challenge.
Diesel was at NBA All Star Weekend last weekend, along with Salt 'n Pepa, Jennifer Van Hoy from Blossom, Tatyana Ali from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Atlanta Braves outfielder David Justice, Cal Ripken Jr. of the Baltimore Orioles, NBA All-Star Danny Manning of the Phoenix Suns and Charles Robinson of the San Antonio Spurs.
Diesel retains the WWF Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. The Roadie tries to pick a fight with Diesel after the match, but Diesel puts him out with a big boot before putting him into the Jackknife Power Bomb. As Diesel celebrates, Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up and watch Diesel from a distance.
Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up again after the break, and they approach the commentary table. Jim Cornette wants Sid away from him because he's nuts, but Shawn Michaels knows that and says he wouldn't want to be in Diesel's shoes as Sid would knock him out of them as much as he can fill them.
Next week: Lex Luger takes on Tatanka in the 100th episode of Raw.
Monday, November 21, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 21, 1994
Razor Ramon is attacked by Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before he can face Diesel. Officials have to break up the brawl, and the show immediately goes to break.
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Tatanka beats Chris Canyon.
Adam Bomb beats Jason Ahrndt. During the match, it is announced that Alundra Blayze lost the WWF Women's Championship to Bull Nakano at the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan last night.
Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette preview Monday Night Raw for Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis.
It is announced that Razor Ramon vs. Diesel will happen tonight after all, despite the attack on Razor.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler and Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy have been discussing Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink. The discussion doesn't go for very long before Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink hit them with water guns.
The Survivor Series Hotline will have a random Superstar chosen every five minutes to man the lines during Survivor Series.
Irwin R. Schyster has repossessed the burial place of a dead man over taxes in an attempt to get to The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Matt Hardy. During the match, it is announced that Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker, Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink will be on the New York Daily News float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Yokozuna it is the end for him, and that his soul will never be the same again.
Diesel shows up with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before the next match. Razor Ramon shows up with Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, and The 1-2-3 Kid to even up the numbers game.
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends with a brawl between The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, The 1-2-3 Kid) and The Teamsters (Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett).
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Tatanka beats Chris Canyon.
Adam Bomb beats Jason Ahrndt. During the match, it is announced that Alundra Blayze lost the WWF Women's Championship to Bull Nakano at the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan last night.
Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette preview Monday Night Raw for Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis.
It is announced that Razor Ramon vs. Diesel will happen tonight after all, despite the attack on Razor.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler and Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy have been discussing Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink. The discussion doesn't go for very long before Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink hit them with water guns.
The Survivor Series Hotline will have a random Superstar chosen every five minutes to man the lines during Survivor Series.
Irwin R. Schyster has repossessed the burial place of a dead man over taxes in an attempt to get to The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Matt Hardy. During the match, it is announced that Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker, Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink will be on the New York Daily News float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Yokozuna it is the end for him, and that his soul will never be the same again.
Diesel shows up with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before the next match. Razor Ramon shows up with Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, and The 1-2-3 Kid to even up the numbers game.
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends with a brawl between The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, The 1-2-3 Kid) and The Teamsters (Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett).
Saturday, November 5, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 5, 1994
Tatanka beats Billy Gunn after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase gets on the apron to distract the referee so that Bam Bam Bigelow can push Billy Gunn off the top rope. After the match, Tatanka and Bigelow take the boots to Billy Gunn, but Bart Gunn runs in to make the save, chasing Tatanka and Bigelow out of the ring in the process.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from Bob Backlund, who says that all the politics are over and that he got what he wanted for the contract for his match against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart: a submission match. He tells Bret to remember that he has put many top wrestlers in the crossface chicken and that nobody - including Bret himself - has been able to get out of it. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who is there with him, says his corner will not throw the towel, but Hart's corner will when Bret is put in the crossface chicken wing and forced to submit. We then hear from Bret, who says being the WWF Champion is all about confidence, and he is confident. He knows this is a match between generations and that he will not let his generation down, as there is no way for Backlund to get him in the crossface chicken wing. He tells Backlund that he will be the one watching his back as he is the one with Owen Hart in his corner. The British Bulldog says his towel is not going to be leaving his hands.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Hardy. After the match, Bob Backlund sneaks into the ring and puts Barry Hardy in the crossface chicken wing, and lets go when Droese runs into the ring. When Droese checks on Barry Hardy, Backlund turns around and puts Droese in the hold, and referees have to pull Backlund off Droese.
We hear from Chuck Norris of Walker, Texas Ranger, who says he looks for the toughest opponents he can find, and there are none tougher than the WWF Superstars. He's at Survivor Series to see them get it on as he takes on a "special troubleshooting referee" role in the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna.
Kelly Munson is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Diesel beats Tim McNeany.
"The King" Jerry Lawler gets sprayed at with silly string by Dink before the next match.
Doink beats Phil Apollo.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog). Captain Lou Albano says that he will be managing the greatest five-man combination in the world today at Survivor Series. Razor tells "Double J" Jeff Jarrett that he has a good team, but they are better. The 1-2-3 Kid says he and Razor brought it home last year, and with the toughest guys in the World Wrestling Federation, they plan on doing it again this year. The British Bulldog says he and the entire team are here to survive. We then hear from Jim Cornette, who says that The Undertaker had a lot of horrible things happen to him and that nothing should worry him after that, but apparently, Yokozuna does, and that this is why Chuck Norris is the "special troubleshooting referee" for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna. He says Chuck Norris may be a bad dude, but so is Yokozuna. He tells Chuck Norris to do whatever he wants, but tells him to leave The Undertaker to face the music, as the curtain goes down for good on The Undertaker at Survivor Series and the casket is shut for good. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Paul Bearer says Yokozuna has heard the news, and that Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette must be scared to death. The Undertaker tells Cornette and Mr. Fuji that they have led Yokozuna to the gates of the dark side once more, and this time, not even Chuck Norris will be able to save them.
We see Irwin R. Schyster in a graveyard, who says that even when you're dead, you still cannot cheat on your taxes and you still owe I.R.S. your fair share. He then has a headstone repossessed after the person lying below it cheated on his taxes by writing off his daughter's birthday party as a business expenses, which only scratched the surface on "John Dough's" pre-death taxes.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he repossessed a tombstone, but the fans can rest assured he is not through digging yet.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Aaron Ferguson.
We hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Bart says Billy was doing well until Bam Bam Bigelow interfered. Next week, they will have Bigelow and Tatanka in a tag team match. Billy says Bigelow stuck his nose where it did not belong, and next week, they will invite Bigelow and Tatanka to their first Texas round-up.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from Bob Backlund, who says that all the politics are over and that he got what he wanted for the contract for his match against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart: a submission match. He tells Bret to remember that he has put many top wrestlers in the crossface chicken and that nobody - including Bret himself - has been able to get out of it. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who is there with him, says his corner will not throw the towel, but Hart's corner will when Bret is put in the crossface chicken wing and forced to submit. We then hear from Bret, who says being the WWF Champion is all about confidence, and he is confident. He knows this is a match between generations and that he will not let his generation down, as there is no way for Backlund to get him in the crossface chicken wing. He tells Backlund that he will be the one watching his back as he is the one with Owen Hart in his corner. The British Bulldog says his towel is not going to be leaving his hands.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Hardy. After the match, Bob Backlund sneaks into the ring and puts Barry Hardy in the crossface chicken wing, and lets go when Droese runs into the ring. When Droese checks on Barry Hardy, Backlund turns around and puts Droese in the hold, and referees have to pull Backlund off Droese.
We hear from Chuck Norris of Walker, Texas Ranger, who says he looks for the toughest opponents he can find, and there are none tougher than the WWF Superstars. He's at Survivor Series to see them get it on as he takes on a "special troubleshooting referee" role in the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna.
Kelly Munson is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Diesel beats Tim McNeany.
"The King" Jerry Lawler gets sprayed at with silly string by Dink before the next match.
Doink beats Phil Apollo.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog). Captain Lou Albano says that he will be managing the greatest five-man combination in the world today at Survivor Series. Razor tells "Double J" Jeff Jarrett that he has a good team, but they are better. The 1-2-3 Kid says he and Razor brought it home last year, and with the toughest guys in the World Wrestling Federation, they plan on doing it again this year. The British Bulldog says he and the entire team are here to survive. We then hear from Jim Cornette, who says that The Undertaker had a lot of horrible things happen to him and that nothing should worry him after that, but apparently, Yokozuna does, and that this is why Chuck Norris is the "special troubleshooting referee" for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna. He says Chuck Norris may be a bad dude, but so is Yokozuna. He tells Chuck Norris to do whatever he wants, but tells him to leave The Undertaker to face the music, as the curtain goes down for good on The Undertaker at Survivor Series and the casket is shut for good. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Paul Bearer says Yokozuna has heard the news, and that Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette must be scared to death. The Undertaker tells Cornette and Mr. Fuji that they have led Yokozuna to the gates of the dark side once more, and this time, not even Chuck Norris will be able to save them.
We see Irwin R. Schyster in a graveyard, who says that even when you're dead, you still cannot cheat on your taxes and you still owe I.R.S. your fair share. He then has a headstone repossessed after the person lying below it cheated on his taxes by writing off his daughter's birthday party as a business expenses, which only scratched the surface on "John Dough's" pre-death taxes.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he repossessed a tombstone, but the fans can rest assured he is not through digging yet.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Aaron Ferguson.
We hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Bart says Billy was doing well until Bam Bam Bigelow interfered. Next week, they will have Bigelow and Tatanka in a tag team match. Billy says Bigelow stuck his nose where it did not belong, and next week, they will invite Bigelow and Tatanka to their first Texas round-up.
Monday, October 24, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 24, 1994
Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Yokozuna by count-out after a mysterious figure in a robe pushes a casket to ringside. Yokozuna bumps into it and runs straight to the back upon seeing it.
Survivor Series is Wednesday night, November 23rd. It's official: Bret "The Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against Bob Backlund at Survivor Series, and a Survivor Series Elimination Match is set up: Guts 'n Glory (Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Lex Luger, Adam Bomb, Mabel) vs. The Million Dollar Team (Bam Bam Bigelow, Tatanka, King Kong Bundy, Dr. Tom Pritchard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).
Bob Backlund and Lex Luger square off next week on Raw!
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Mike Bell and Barry Hardy.
Tatanka says that Lex Luger won't stand a chance against Bob Backlund's crossface chicken wing next week.
Tatanka beats Scott Taylor. Tatanka's finisher Papoose To Go is now renamed End of the Trail. Tatanka then attacks Taylor after the match, and tells Lex Luger he's next.
Adam Bomb beats Phil Apollo. After the match, Bob Backlund rushes into the ring and takes Adam Bomb down with the crossface chicken wing.
It's time for The King's Court. He shows us yet another king tonight, as Doink recently introduced another mini-Doink named Pink. He brings out Sleazy, Queasy and the newest member of the royal family: Cheesy. They issues a challenge to Doink: Him, Dink, Wink and Pink versus the four of them.
Diesel and Shawn Michaels defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid on WWF Action Zone this Sunday!
Diesel beats Ben Jordan.
Next week! More on the Survivor Series! The Undertaker guests on The King's Court!
Bob Backlund shows up again before the end of the show and dances around in the ring.
Survivor Series is Wednesday night, November 23rd. It's official: Bret "The Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against Bob Backlund at Survivor Series, and a Survivor Series Elimination Match is set up: Guts 'n Glory (Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Lex Luger, Adam Bomb, Mabel) vs. The Million Dollar Team (Bam Bam Bigelow, Tatanka, King Kong Bundy, Dr. Tom Pritchard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).
Bob Backlund and Lex Luger square off next week on Raw!
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Mike Bell and Barry Hardy.
Tatanka says that Lex Luger won't stand a chance against Bob Backlund's crossface chicken wing next week.
Tatanka beats Scott Taylor. Tatanka's finisher Papoose To Go is now renamed End of the Trail. Tatanka then attacks Taylor after the match, and tells Lex Luger he's next.
Adam Bomb beats Phil Apollo. After the match, Bob Backlund rushes into the ring and takes Adam Bomb down with the crossface chicken wing.
It's time for The King's Court. He shows us yet another king tonight, as Doink recently introduced another mini-Doink named Pink. He brings out Sleazy, Queasy and the newest member of the royal family: Cheesy. They issues a challenge to Doink: Him, Dink, Wink and Pink versus the four of them.
Diesel and Shawn Michaels defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid on WWF Action Zone this Sunday!
Diesel beats Ben Jordan.
Next week! More on the Survivor Series! The Undertaker guests on The King's Court!
Bob Backlund shows up again before the end of the show and dances around in the ring.
Monday, September 26, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 26, 1994
Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Tatanka by count-out. During the match, Lex Luger goes after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, but is attacked from behind by Bam Bam Bigelow. Tatanka, who is outside of the ring after attacking Razor Ramon from behind after the distraction by DiBiase, joins in, and Razor Ramon jumps in to take down Tatanka.
Kwang beats Rich Myers.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is The British Bulldog, who is dressed for a match this time around compared to SummerSlam. After some dog jokes, with the last one involving his wife Diana, British Bulldog gets confrontational with Lawler. Suddenly, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart shows up, and says that Davey Boy Smith isn't a family member, but challenges him to a match next week for "sticking his nose in family business" anyway. Bulldog reminds Neidhart he's married to Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's sister Diana, and that Bret asked him to have his back in case Neidhart went on the attack. The Bulldog declares that he is back in the World Wrestling Federation, and he accepts his challenge. Neidhart tells him he's made the biggest mistake in his career, but the Bulldog says it's the exact opposite.
Next week: Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan take on Bull Nakano and Luna Vachon!
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Kerry Davis. During the match, Bob Backlund shows up with a giftbox for "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Inside is a dictionary, which Backlund has given to him as a response to his comments about him last week.
King Kong Bundy is returning to the WWF!
Before the next match, it is rumored that Samu of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) may have quit.
Diesel and Shawn Michaels beats Chris Canyon and Bob Starr. After the match, Samu and a mysterious man attack Diesel and Michaels.
We find out that the mysterious man who joined Fatu in the attack against Shawn Michaels and Diesel is named Sione. According to Captain Lou Albano, Samu is out with a rare disease contracted from eating raw fish that can only be cured by a Samoan doctor. Shawn Michaels is then shown holding Diesel back from going after the new Headshrinkers.
Kwang beats Rich Myers.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is The British Bulldog, who is dressed for a match this time around compared to SummerSlam. After some dog jokes, with the last one involving his wife Diana, British Bulldog gets confrontational with Lawler. Suddenly, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart shows up, and says that Davey Boy Smith isn't a family member, but challenges him to a match next week for "sticking his nose in family business" anyway. Bulldog reminds Neidhart he's married to Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's sister Diana, and that Bret asked him to have his back in case Neidhart went on the attack. The Bulldog declares that he is back in the World Wrestling Federation, and he accepts his challenge. Neidhart tells him he's made the biggest mistake in his career, but the Bulldog says it's the exact opposite.
Next week: Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan take on Bull Nakano and Luna Vachon!
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Kerry Davis. During the match, Bob Backlund shows up with a giftbox for "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Inside is a dictionary, which Backlund has given to him as a response to his comments about him last week.
King Kong Bundy is returning to the WWF!
Before the next match, it is rumored that Samu of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) may have quit.
Diesel and Shawn Michaels beats Chris Canyon and Bob Starr. After the match, Samu and a mysterious man attack Diesel and Michaels.
We find out that the mysterious man who joined Fatu in the attack against Shawn Michaels and Diesel is named Sione. According to Captain Lou Albano, Samu is out with a rare disease contracted from eating raw fish that can only be cured by a Samoan doctor. Shawn Michaels is then shown holding Diesel back from going after the new Headshrinkers.
Monday, August 22, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for August 22, 1994
Tonight's episode airs from the WWE studios, where Sunday Night Slam was also hosted. Tonight's broadcast is a recap of that event, albeit with re-dubbed commentary.
Lex Luger beats Crush after the distraction from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. During the match, DiBiase shows up to watch the match, and goes so far as to try to bribe Crush into leaving Lex Luger alone. Crush slaps the money out of his hand, but Crush is still distracted by DiBiase and Lex Luger takes advantage of it to hit the running forearm smash.
Ray Rougeau interviewed Bret "The Hit Man" Hart on Superstars for Sunday Night Slam. Bret tells his brother "The King of Harts" Owen Hart that SummerSlam will be a completely different ballgame compared to WrestleMania 10. He says that the battle between him and Owen will conclude in the steel cage, and that everyone in the family will be coming to Chicago, Illinois to see this come to an end. Bret then calls Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart fat and stupid, and tells Neidhart he's on the outside looking in at SummerSlam. He then tells Owen that he will be crying himself a river as Bret himself climbs out of the cage in one week.
The World Wrestling Federation Superstars take on the Chicago Area Media All-Stars in a special charity softball game on Sunday, August 28th at 1 PM at Northwestern University. Admission is a $5 donation.
Diesel beats Typhoon.
Raw will not air for the next two weeks due to the U.S. Open.
Lex Luger beats Crush after the distraction from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. During the match, DiBiase shows up to watch the match, and goes so far as to try to bribe Crush into leaving Lex Luger alone. Crush slaps the money out of his hand, but Crush is still distracted by DiBiase and Lex Luger takes advantage of it to hit the running forearm smash.
Ray Rougeau interviewed Bret "The Hit Man" Hart on Superstars for Sunday Night Slam. Bret tells his brother "The King of Harts" Owen Hart that SummerSlam will be a completely different ballgame compared to WrestleMania 10. He says that the battle between him and Owen will conclude in the steel cage, and that everyone in the family will be coming to Chicago, Illinois to see this come to an end. Bret then calls Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart fat and stupid, and tells Neidhart he's on the outside looking in at SummerSlam. He then tells Owen that he will be crying himself a river as Bret himself climbs out of the cage in one week.
The World Wrestling Federation Superstars take on the Chicago Area Media All-Stars in a special charity softball game on Sunday, August 28th at 1 PM at Northwestern University. Admission is a $5 donation.
Diesel beats Typhoon.
Raw will not air for the next two weeks due to the U.S. Open.
Monday, July 18, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for July 18, 1994
Diesel retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Lex Luger in a double-disqualification. Luger accidentally whips Diesel into the referee, and Shawn Michaels takes advantage of the situation with a superkick to Lex Luger as he puts Diesel in the backbreaker rack. Luger kicks out of a pin, then Razor Ramon shows up and chases Shawn Michaels around the ring and into it, only for Luger to attack Michaels. The match is over as everything goes out of control. Razor knocks down Diesel, then confronts Shawn Michaels only to be attacked from behind by Diesel. Both Michaels and Diesel attack Razor, but Luger stops them from hitting Razor with a double-team piledriver. "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase shows up, watches Luger and Razor from a distance, then heads back to the back. During the match, and before the first commercial break, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase was seen watching from above the audience, but nobody knows where he went after the break.
Mabel beats Austin Steele.
Actor Leslie Nielsen has been hired to get to the bottom of the tale of the two Undertakers at SummerSlam. Also, Bret "Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship match against his brother "The King of Harts" Owen Hart in a Steel Cage Match.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart beats Reno Riggins with the Sharpshooter.
Adam Bomb - now without Harvey Whippleman - takes on Yokozuna, and Tatanka takes on Nikolai Volkoff. Both matches are next week on Raw!
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats George South.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Gary Sabaugh. During the match, it is revealed that "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has been spotted talking to Lex Luger backstage.
Jim Ross and "Macho Man" Randy Savage talk to "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase after the break. DiBiase says that he has a big announcement this weekend on Superstars concerning Lex Luger. Suddenly, Tatanka shows up and confronts DiBiase, saying he knows that Luger has sold out to him, but DiBiase chalks his statements up to jealousy and says Tatanka couldn't beat Lex Luger on his best day. He also beats $10,000 that he can't beat Nikolai Volkoff. Tatanka takes that bet and plans to beat Volkoff next week.
Mabel beats Austin Steele.
Actor Leslie Nielsen has been hired to get to the bottom of the tale of the two Undertakers at SummerSlam. Also, Bret "Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship match against his brother "The King of Harts" Owen Hart in a Steel Cage Match.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart beats Reno Riggins with the Sharpshooter.
Adam Bomb - now without Harvey Whippleman - takes on Yokozuna, and Tatanka takes on Nikolai Volkoff. Both matches are next week on Raw!
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats George South.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Gary Sabaugh. During the match, it is revealed that "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has been spotted talking to Lex Luger backstage.
Jim Ross and "Macho Man" Randy Savage talk to "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase after the break. DiBiase says that he has a big announcement this weekend on Superstars concerning Lex Luger. Suddenly, Tatanka shows up and confronts DiBiase, saying he knows that Luger has sold out to him, but DiBiase chalks his statements up to jealousy and says Tatanka couldn't beat Lex Luger on his best day. He also beats $10,000 that he can't beat Nikolai Volkoff. Tatanka takes that bet and plans to beat Volkoff next week.
Monday, June 20, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 20, 1994
Gorilla Monsoon, having filled in for Vince McMahon at King of the Ring, fills in for Vince on Raw.
For the first time, Raw can be viewed in Spanish. Carlos Cabrera and Ed Druco provide the commentary via the SAP feature.
Diesel beats Mark Thomas.
An encore presentation of King of the Ring will air on pay-per-view next Tuesday.
The 1-2-3 Kid gets an upset win on a cocky Nikolai Volkoff to get a shot at Bret "Hit Man" Hart and the WWF Championship in three weeks on July 11th. After the match, Volkoff attacks The Kid, and Virgil shows up to stop Volkoff and almost gets his hand on his former master "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase until Volkoff gets Virgil from behind. Lex Luger runs in to scare Volkoff and DiBiase out of the ring.
Bam Bam Bigelow and Mabel square off next week on Raw.
Yokozuna beats Nick Barbury.
Typhoon is back, and on his way to the ring, he runs into Yokozuna who is on his way out. During the break, Typhoon counters a punch thrown at him by Yokozuna.
Typhoon beats The Black Phantom.
It's time for The King's Court. After "The King" Jerry Lawler makes excuses for losing to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper at King of the Ring, he calls the crowd "garbage" and brings out tonight's guest, whom he claims looks just like them: Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. He tells Droese to stay out of the ring and "downwind of him." Droese tells Lawler he stinks too much even for him. Lawler is still stung that Droese dumped garbage on him on Superstars, and interrupts Droese every time he tries to speak. Droese finally has enough and walks out, but Lawler runs out of the ring and attacks Droese with his own trash can.
The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray) beat Russ Greenberg and Jim Powers.
The powers that be in WWF have stated that they do not condone "The King" Jerry Lawler's actions towards Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, and Gorilla Monsoon apologizes for the incident.
SummerSlam is coming August 29th to pay-per-view!
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is backstage. He's had his eye on Lex Luger for a long time, and says he has a ton of potential. The only thing he feels Luger is missing is proper guidance, and plans to give it to him.
For the first time, Raw can be viewed in Spanish. Carlos Cabrera and Ed Druco provide the commentary via the SAP feature.
Diesel beats Mark Thomas.
An encore presentation of King of the Ring will air on pay-per-view next Tuesday.
The 1-2-3 Kid gets an upset win on a cocky Nikolai Volkoff to get a shot at Bret "Hit Man" Hart and the WWF Championship in three weeks on July 11th. After the match, Volkoff attacks The Kid, and Virgil shows up to stop Volkoff and almost gets his hand on his former master "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase until Volkoff gets Virgil from behind. Lex Luger runs in to scare Volkoff and DiBiase out of the ring.
Bam Bam Bigelow and Mabel square off next week on Raw.
Yokozuna beats Nick Barbury.
Typhoon is back, and on his way to the ring, he runs into Yokozuna who is on his way out. During the break, Typhoon counters a punch thrown at him by Yokozuna.
Typhoon beats The Black Phantom.
It's time for The King's Court. After "The King" Jerry Lawler makes excuses for losing to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper at King of the Ring, he calls the crowd "garbage" and brings out tonight's guest, whom he claims looks just like them: Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. He tells Droese to stay out of the ring and "downwind of him." Droese tells Lawler he stinks too much even for him. Lawler is still stung that Droese dumped garbage on him on Superstars, and interrupts Droese every time he tries to speak. Droese finally has enough and walks out, but Lawler runs out of the ring and attacks Droese with his own trash can.
The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray) beat Russ Greenberg and Jim Powers.
The powers that be in WWF have stated that they do not condone "The King" Jerry Lawler's actions towards Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, and Gorilla Monsoon apologizes for the incident.
SummerSlam is coming August 29th to pay-per-view!
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is backstage. He's had his eye on Lex Luger for a long time, and says he has a ton of potential. The only thing he feels Luger is missing is proper guidance, and plans to give it to him.
Monday, May 16, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 16, 1994
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Thurman "Sparky" Plugg to qualify for the King of the Ring tournament after Luna Vachon distracts Sparky.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart has accepted Diesel's challenge for the WWF Championship at King of the Ring.
The address for The Hospital for Sick Children Foundation is also announced for those who want to donate.
Lex Luger takes on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in a qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament on Superstars.
Diesel beats Mike Moraldo.
The Undertaker and his hearse were briefly spotted at a gas station.
"The King" Jerry Lawler talks trash about "Rowdy" Roddy Piper before The King's Court.
It's time for The King's Court. His guests are "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and an unhappy (and penniless) Nikolai Volkoff. DiBiase says that Volkoff works for him now, and it is very obvious that Volkoff hates his gut and that he is only with him for the money. DiBiase also forces a new uniform on him: black and gold trunks with "Property of The Million Dollar Man" on the back. He is also forced to remove his hat and his jacket with the United States and Soviet Union flags on the back, and also wear a black and gold tuxedo shirt with "Property of The Million Dollar Man" on the back, all for the purpose of humiliating Volkoff.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Tony Roy with the Sharpshooter. During the match, the first ever Hall of Fame induction ceremony is announced for June 9th at the Omni Inner Harbor International Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Arnold Skaaland, Bobo Brazil, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Chief Jay Strongbow, "Classy" Freddie Blassie, Gorilla Monsoon, and James Dudley will all be nominated. After the match, Owen attacks Tony Roy and puts the Owen Hart visors on him to send a message to brother Bret "Hit Man" Hart.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese says he's ready to clean up the WWF.
Earthquake takes on "The Rocket" Owen Hart in a qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament next week on Raw.
Earthquake beats Yokozuna in the first-ever sumo match in the WWF. Officials have to keep Yokozuna away from Earthquake after the match.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart has accepted Diesel's challenge for the WWF Championship at King of the Ring.
The address for The Hospital for Sick Children Foundation is also announced for those who want to donate.
Lex Luger takes on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in a qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament on Superstars.
Diesel beats Mike Moraldo.
The Undertaker and his hearse were briefly spotted at a gas station.
"The King" Jerry Lawler talks trash about "Rowdy" Roddy Piper before The King's Court.
It's time for The King's Court. His guests are "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and an unhappy (and penniless) Nikolai Volkoff. DiBiase says that Volkoff works for him now, and it is very obvious that Volkoff hates his gut and that he is only with him for the money. DiBiase also forces a new uniform on him: black and gold trunks with "Property of The Million Dollar Man" on the back. He is also forced to remove his hat and his jacket with the United States and Soviet Union flags on the back, and also wear a black and gold tuxedo shirt with "Property of The Million Dollar Man" on the back, all for the purpose of humiliating Volkoff.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Tony Roy with the Sharpshooter. During the match, the first ever Hall of Fame induction ceremony is announced for June 9th at the Omni Inner Harbor International Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Arnold Skaaland, Bobo Brazil, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Chief Jay Strongbow, "Classy" Freddie Blassie, Gorilla Monsoon, and James Dudley will all be nominated. After the match, Owen attacks Tony Roy and puts the Owen Hart visors on him to send a message to brother Bret "Hit Man" Hart.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese says he's ready to clean up the WWF.
Earthquake takes on "The Rocket" Owen Hart in a qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament next week on Raw.
Earthquake beats Yokozuna in the first-ever sumo match in the WWF. Officials have to keep Yokozuna away from Earthquake after the match.
Saturday, April 30, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 30, 1994
Mabel beats Jim Massenger. During the match, it is announced that Mr. Perfect has been suspended indefinitely for not abiding by his contract and refusing to face Lex Luger. (In reality, Mr. Perfect's back issues have flared up again, stopping a feud between him and Luger from taking place.)
Diesel beats Razor Ramon to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion after Shawn Michaels removes a top turnbuckle pad and Diesel whips Razor Ramon into the exposed turnbuckle before hitting the Jackknife Power Bomb for the win.
"The King" Jerry Lawler draws a truck running Razor Ramon over on the Magistrator.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Tony DeVito. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the crowd after the match.
On the very first King of the Ring, King of the Ring, which airs Sunday, June 19th, will feature the eight-man single-elimination King of the Ring Tournament. Eight qualifying matches will dictate who heads to the tournament, and the first one is Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster on next week's Superstars.
We see a vignette for Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he has a lot of cleaning up to do in the World Wrestling Federation. He tells the opposition to watch out, as he is coming to clean house.
The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Mike Khoury and P.J. Walker.
"The King" Jerry Lawler interviews Dink. Dink shows up with a hat on his head and a catcher's mitt and baseball in his hands, and Lawler keeps the microphone out of his hands as he proceeds to make fun of him. Suddenly, Doink shows up with a big red box in his hands, and inside the box is a pair of pies. Instead of pie facing Lawler, however, he pie faces Dink. Doink then sprays silly string into the crowd before spraying it at Dink, then pulls out whipped creams and gets it all over Dink as well. Dink falls off the interview platform, then Doink pulls off his wig and make-up to reveal that he is really "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett tells Doink that he would take matters into his own and hands and take control of the situation, and that is what he just did. He then says that if Doink wants to make a joke out of him, then he can be the best clown of them all. He then says that who laughs last, laughs best.
Mike Colb is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Jason Headings. During the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler makes fun of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's recent visit to the Hospital for Sick Kids in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Shawn Michaels and Diesel are seen leaving the arena in a white limo, where they stick their heads out of the sunroof at the back of the vehicle.
We see a traffic cop talk about a coffin falling out of a funeral procession vehicle and The Undertaker coming out of it.
Next week: "The Rocket" Owen Hart! The Heartbreak Hotel with special guest "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase! The 1-2-3 Kid! "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! Lex Luger! Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster in a King of the Ring Tournament Qualifying Match!
Diesel beats Razor Ramon to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion after Shawn Michaels removes a top turnbuckle pad and Diesel whips Razor Ramon into the exposed turnbuckle before hitting the Jackknife Power Bomb for the win.
"The King" Jerry Lawler draws a truck running Razor Ramon over on the Magistrator.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Tony DeVito. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the crowd after the match.
On the very first King of the Ring, King of the Ring, which airs Sunday, June 19th, will feature the eight-man single-elimination King of the Ring Tournament. Eight qualifying matches will dictate who heads to the tournament, and the first one is Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster on next week's Superstars.
We see a vignette for Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he has a lot of cleaning up to do in the World Wrestling Federation. He tells the opposition to watch out, as he is coming to clean house.
The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Mike Khoury and P.J. Walker.
"The King" Jerry Lawler interviews Dink. Dink shows up with a hat on his head and a catcher's mitt and baseball in his hands, and Lawler keeps the microphone out of his hands as he proceeds to make fun of him. Suddenly, Doink shows up with a big red box in his hands, and inside the box is a pair of pies. Instead of pie facing Lawler, however, he pie faces Dink. Doink then sprays silly string into the crowd before spraying it at Dink, then pulls out whipped creams and gets it all over Dink as well. Dink falls off the interview platform, then Doink pulls off his wig and make-up to reveal that he is really "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett tells Doink that he would take matters into his own and hands and take control of the situation, and that is what he just did. He then says that if Doink wants to make a joke out of him, then he can be the best clown of them all. He then says that who laughs last, laughs best.
Mike Colb is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Jason Headings. During the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler makes fun of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's recent visit to the Hospital for Sick Kids in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Shawn Michaels and Diesel are seen leaving the arena in a white limo, where they stick their heads out of the sunroof at the back of the vehicle.
We see a traffic cop talk about a coffin falling out of a funeral procession vehicle and The Undertaker coming out of it.
Next week: "The Rocket" Owen Hart! The Heartbreak Hotel with special guest "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase! The 1-2-3 Kid! "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! Lex Luger! Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster in a King of the Ring Tournament Qualifying Match!
Monday, April 11, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 11, 1994
The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) ask the fans to vote for them to give them a shot at The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and the WWF Tag Team Championships tonight.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage guests on commentary for this week.
Diesel beats Virgil.
"The King" Jerry Lawler shows up, sitting on a throne carried to the ring by Dwayne Gill, A.C. Connor (the future D'Lo Brown), Mike Khoury and Major Yates. Just before they go to break, they accidentally topple the thrown and The King comes tumbling down, hitting his forehead on the mat below.
After the break, "The King" Jerry Lawler threatens to slap the smile off of someone's face if they point and laugh one more time, but the crowd responds by doing just that. He almost calls The King's Court off out of embarrassment when Lex Luger shows up laughing at Lawler just as much as the crowd themselves. When Lawler asks Luger to sit down, he sits down in Lawler's throne instead of the bench (which he never sits in, as he stands the whole time along with Lawler). Luger says that Mr. Perfect's actions at WrestleMania 10 speak for themselves, and while he's made mistakes and owned up to them, says Perfect should have settled their beef before the match. He dares Perfect to put some action where his mouth is, so he can take him out once and for all.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, Vince McMahon interivews Mr. Perfect via telephone, and Perfect takes the time to vehemently defend himself.
Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) harass the staff at the WWF Hotline Headquarters, while The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) argue over who's going to face The Quebecers by popular vote.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) find out they are defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo).
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) when Mabel is preoccupied with Johnny Polo.
Bret "Hitman" Hart takes on Kwang next week on Raw!
Bill and Hilary Clinton host the annual White House Easter Egg Roll...and Doink and Dink are part of the proceedings along with The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke). Even Socks the Cat gets a lick from Butch and Luke.
Irwin R. Schyster shows up to tell everyone they have four days left to pay their taxes. He also warns Tatanka to pay the gift tax on the headdresses he was recently awarded.
We look back at "The King' Jerry Lawler falling off his throne from earlier tonight.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage guests on commentary for this week.
Diesel beats Virgil.
"The King" Jerry Lawler shows up, sitting on a throne carried to the ring by Dwayne Gill, A.C. Connor (the future D'Lo Brown), Mike Khoury and Major Yates. Just before they go to break, they accidentally topple the thrown and The King comes tumbling down, hitting his forehead on the mat below.
After the break, "The King" Jerry Lawler threatens to slap the smile off of someone's face if they point and laugh one more time, but the crowd responds by doing just that. He almost calls The King's Court off out of embarrassment when Lex Luger shows up laughing at Lawler just as much as the crowd themselves. When Lawler asks Luger to sit down, he sits down in Lawler's throne instead of the bench (which he never sits in, as he stands the whole time along with Lawler). Luger says that Mr. Perfect's actions at WrestleMania 10 speak for themselves, and while he's made mistakes and owned up to them, says Perfect should have settled their beef before the match. He dares Perfect to put some action where his mouth is, so he can take him out once and for all.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, Vince McMahon interivews Mr. Perfect via telephone, and Perfect takes the time to vehemently defend himself.
Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) harass the staff at the WWF Hotline Headquarters, while The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) argue over who's going to face The Quebecers by popular vote.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) find out they are defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo).
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) when Mabel is preoccupied with Johnny Polo.
Bret "Hitman" Hart takes on Kwang next week on Raw!
Bill and Hilary Clinton host the annual White House Easter Egg Roll...and Doink and Dink are part of the proceedings along with The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke). Even Socks the Cat gets a lick from Butch and Luke.
Irwin R. Schyster shows up to tell everyone they have four days left to pay their taxes. He also warns Tatanka to pay the gift tax on the headdresses he was recently awarded.
We look back at "The King' Jerry Lawler falling off his throne from earlier tonight.
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