Irwin R. Schyster tells Shawn Michaels he'll feel what it's like to pay the taxman, but Shawn plans on slapping the taxman around tonight.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Yokozuna beat Jim Dimitri and Gus Kantarakis with a Sharpshooter to Dimitri.
Jean-Pierre LaFitte beats David Thornberg. During the match, it is announced that the newest edition of The Ross Report has Jim Ross speculating on who will become the next President of the World Wrestling Federation following the retirement of Jack Tunney.
We see Fatu in his old neighborhood of Sunnyvale, California. When he comes to the WWF, he's going to make a difference.
We see the music video for Jeff Jarrett's With My Baby Tonight yet again.
Shawn Michaels beats Irwin R. Schyster.
Barry Didinsky advertises the Razor Ramon All-Over T-Shirt as well as the Shawn Michaels T-Shirt; the later available for $20 with shipping and handling. The Shawn Michaels shirt also comes with sunglasses with red, heart-shaped lenses. As Didinsky peddles products, Shawn Michaels kisses the young lady in the Razor Ramon shirt.
Hakushi takes on Bret "The Hit Man" Hart next week on Raw.
Jerry "The King" Lawler spends more time with Isaac Yankem, D.D.S, and Lawler insists that Yankem will pull Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's teeth out with his fists as Yankem pulls an abscessed tooth out of the mouth of an unlucky kid.
Kama beats Billy Mack.
After the break, Kama harasses the two Undertaker fans that have been seen in the stands for the past several weeks.
Vince McMahon interviews Diesel in the ring. "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase may have bought the best lumberjacks money can buy, but Diesel has some friends to back him up. Diesel takes solace in the fact that Sycho Sid won't be able to run away from him anymore, and promises that Sycho Sid won't be taking the WWF Championship away from him. We then see Diesel's lumberjacks: Bam Bam Bigelow, Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, The 1-2-3 Kid, Troy, Travis, Adam Bomb, Savio Vega, Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Man Mountain Rock, Shawn Michaels, and Fatu. Diesel and friends make it clear that Sycho Sid won't be going too far if he decides to retreat again. Vince McMahon then introduces Sycho Sid.
After the break, Sid's lumberjacks are all in the ring. Sid teases getting into the ring, but retreats along with all of his men. The good guys all celebrate in the ring.
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Monday, July 17, 1995
Monday, May 15, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 15, 1995
Irwin R. Schyster plans to put a lien on Bam Bam Bigelow's tattoos, but Bigelow isn't letting his chance to beat up the taxman go to waste.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Yokozuna beat Bill Weaver and Nick Barbury.
The Ross Report on Option 6 features an interviews with Bret "The Hit Man" concerning In Your House on the WWF Superstars line...now available in Canada!
Man Mountain Rock beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe by submission.
We learn that In Your House winner Mike Pamposelli is a sixth-grader from Greenspun Junior High School, and that his favorite wrestler is Shawn Michaels. Speaking of Michaels, he'll be back on Raw next week to take on King Kong Bundy.
Savio Vega says he will make sure Razor Ramon won't get a beatdown like he did at In Your House. He's also so wound up, he speaks more Spanish than English.
Barry Didinsky shows off the one-size-fits-all Diesel vs. Sid shirt from In Your House, which is only available via telephone and is only $16. The one-size-fits-all Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shirt is also available.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Mantaur to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament.
Vince McMahon interviews Bob Backlund in the ring. After mentioning some historical moments (and getting some of the years long), Backlund announces something he considers to be as earth-shattering and memorable: he's running for President of the United States of America. A marching band shows up to add to the pomp and circumstance.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase says that there will be nothing left of Bam Bam Bigelow after tonight...and if there is, he should team with Diesel against Sycho Sid and Tatanka, as it is his fault that Sycho Sid is not WWF Champion.
Bam Bam Bigelow introduces Diesel as a man he would like to tag team with. Diesel shows up and chases after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase to the point that DiBiase runs all the way to the back.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Irwin R. Schyster when I.R.S.' dirty tactics backfire thanks to Diesel. Sycho Sid and Tatanka are seen nearing the ring after the match.
We see a video package of Shawn Michaels. After the video package, King Kong Bundy says that Michaels may be back, but after next week, that won't be for long.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Yokozuna beat Bill Weaver and Nick Barbury.
The Ross Report on Option 6 features an interviews with Bret "The Hit Man" concerning In Your House on the WWF Superstars line...now available in Canada!
Man Mountain Rock beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe by submission.
We learn that In Your House winner Mike Pamposelli is a sixth-grader from Greenspun Junior High School, and that his favorite wrestler is Shawn Michaels. Speaking of Michaels, he'll be back on Raw next week to take on King Kong Bundy.
Savio Vega says he will make sure Razor Ramon won't get a beatdown like he did at In Your House. He's also so wound up, he speaks more Spanish than English.
Barry Didinsky shows off the one-size-fits-all Diesel vs. Sid shirt from In Your House, which is only available via telephone and is only $16. The one-size-fits-all Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shirt is also available.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Mantaur to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament.
Vince McMahon interviews Bob Backlund in the ring. After mentioning some historical moments (and getting some of the years long), Backlund announces something he considers to be as earth-shattering and memorable: he's running for President of the United States of America. A marching band shows up to add to the pomp and circumstance.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase says that there will be nothing left of Bam Bam Bigelow after tonight...and if there is, he should team with Diesel against Sycho Sid and Tatanka, as it is his fault that Sycho Sid is not WWF Champion.
Bam Bam Bigelow introduces Diesel as a man he would like to tag team with. Diesel shows up and chases after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase to the point that DiBiase runs all the way to the back.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Irwin R. Schyster when I.R.S.' dirty tactics backfire thanks to Diesel. Sycho Sid and Tatanka are seen nearing the ring after the match.
We see a video package of Shawn Michaels. After the video package, King Kong Bundy says that Michaels may be back, but after next week, that won't be for long.
Monday, January 23, 1995
Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 23, 1995
Vince McMahon starts the show by apologizing for the actions of Bam Bam Bigelow towards Lawrence "L.T." Taylor last night at Royal Rumble, and announcing that Bigelow has been suspended without pay.
The WWF hotline is up and running for a recap of last night's Royal Rumble events as well as all current WWF news.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly to become the WWF Tag Team Champions!
Vince McMahon interviews The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly outside of the ring. It becomes apparent that it was a valiant effort, but it proved to be too much. The 1-2-3 Kid asks for a rematch for the titles next week.
Shawn Michaels says he is looking for a bodyguard that he can trust to watch his back as he tries to get the WWF Championship.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Buck Quartermaine. During the match, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper does a phone interview and says he is proud of the new WWF generation. He congratulates The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) on their tag team titles, congratulates Shawn Michaels on the Royal Rumble win, and mentions Bam Bam Bigelow. Rowdy Roddy Piper will host next Tuesday's "Encore Plus" of Royal Rumble.
We get a look at the "WWF Week In Music"...or rather, a look at Man Mountain Rock, who is coming soon to the WWF.
It's time for The King's Court. Tonight's guest is "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is also joined by The Roadie. Jarrett said he told Razor Ramon he would take the Intercontinental title from him and even humiliate him, and he did. He is more than welcome to a rematch against Razor. Jarrett then says that something is missing to the "Ain't It Great" tour, however: the WWF Championship. He calls out Diesel, challenging him to a match for the title, and promises he will bring the cameras like he did in Las Vegas and beat Diesel by submission.
This Saturday at 10 AM Eastern/9 AM Central, WWF Mania will be live at the Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut for the first ticket sales for WrestleMania 11.
The British Bulldog beats The Black Phantom. Before the match, it is announced that The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) have given a rematch for the WWF Tag Team Championships to The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, and it will take place next week on Raw. Also, The British Bulldog yells at Shawn Michaels.
Next week on Raw: Mabel vs. King Kong Bundy! Kama debuts!
Bam Bam Bigelow is set to apologize for his actions towards Lawrence "L.T." Taylor at Royal Rumble, but technical difficulties creep up and time runs out before it can happen.
The WWF hotline is up and running for a recap of last night's Royal Rumble events as well as all current WWF news.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly to become the WWF Tag Team Champions!
Vince McMahon interviews The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly outside of the ring. It becomes apparent that it was a valiant effort, but it proved to be too much. The 1-2-3 Kid asks for a rematch for the titles next week.
Shawn Michaels says he is looking for a bodyguard that he can trust to watch his back as he tries to get the WWF Championship.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Buck Quartermaine. During the match, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper does a phone interview and says he is proud of the new WWF generation. He congratulates The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) on their tag team titles, congratulates Shawn Michaels on the Royal Rumble win, and mentions Bam Bam Bigelow. Rowdy Roddy Piper will host next Tuesday's "Encore Plus" of Royal Rumble.
We get a look at the "WWF Week In Music"...or rather, a look at Man Mountain Rock, who is coming soon to the WWF.
It's time for The King's Court. Tonight's guest is "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is also joined by The Roadie. Jarrett said he told Razor Ramon he would take the Intercontinental title from him and even humiliate him, and he did. He is more than welcome to a rematch against Razor. Jarrett then says that something is missing to the "Ain't It Great" tour, however: the WWF Championship. He calls out Diesel, challenging him to a match for the title, and promises he will bring the cameras like he did in Las Vegas and beat Diesel by submission.
This Saturday at 10 AM Eastern/9 AM Central, WWF Mania will be live at the Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut for the first ticket sales for WrestleMania 11.
The British Bulldog beats The Black Phantom. Before the match, it is announced that The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) have given a rematch for the WWF Tag Team Championships to The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, and it will take place next week on Raw. Also, The British Bulldog yells at Shawn Michaels.
Next week on Raw: Mabel vs. King Kong Bundy! Kama debuts!
Bam Bam Bigelow is set to apologize for his actions towards Lawrence "L.T." Taylor at Royal Rumble, but technical difficulties creep up and time runs out before it can happen.
Monday, December 19, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 19, 1994
Shawn Michaels guests on commentary for another week.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Lex Luger by count-out after a distraction from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and interference from the Druid, who is revealed by LUger to be none other than Tatanka.
Last weekend, The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) beat Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) to continue to the semi-finals of the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament on Superstars.
Next week, The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) take on The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) in the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament on Superstars.
Howard Finkel, dressed in a green ballcap, a Monday Night Raw tanktop and camouflage pants, eats sardines with The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke).
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett heads to Bally's in Las Vegas and talks with Rip Taylor.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Roy Raymond and Chris Avery.
Tatanka takes on The British Bulldog next week...and Henry Godwinn debuts...on Raw!
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is Bob Backlund. Backlund goes on the rails about today's society, then talks about how he beat Bret "The Hit Man" Hart at Survivor Series, and says he would be happy to get in the ring with him again to lock in another Crossface Chicken Wing. Backlund then talks about Diesel, who he says had the guts to shake his hand and successfully take the WWF Championship from him. He then calls him "Kevin Nash" and calls him the "Tyrannosaurus Rex of the WWF," but says that the T-Rex eventually went extinct and that he will eventually get the Crossface Chicken wing on him.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Chris Canyon.
The Royal Rumble takes place on January 22, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, and the world's biggest beach party will be hosted by Pamela Anderson. Also, Diesel defends the WWF Championship against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart.
Diesel is impressed with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart taking his challenge for the WWF Championship so fast, and says black and chrome - and a little gold - is more of a man's colors than pink and black. He hopes that Bret is 100%, but says he wouldn't have taken the challenge if he wasn't. He hopes to see Bret at Royal Rumble.
The first ten Superstars in the Royal Rumble this year are Lex Luger, Bob Backlumd, King Kong Bundy, Doink, Kwang, Henry Godwinn, Duke, Man O' War, Adam Bomb and Dick Murdoch.
The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) when Howard Finkel yanks Harvey Wippleman off the apron while helping Steve Dunn pin down Butch...and pulls Wippleman's pants down to his ankles in the process.
Santa Claus sits on Mabel's lap this year.
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Nick Barbury with the Camel Clutch.
Next week: The Undertaker! Diesel in The King's Court!
Irwin R. Schyster beats Lex Luger by count-out after a distraction from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and interference from the Druid, who is revealed by LUger to be none other than Tatanka.
Last weekend, The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) beat Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) to continue to the semi-finals of the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament on Superstars.
Next week, The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) take on The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) in the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament on Superstars.
Howard Finkel, dressed in a green ballcap, a Monday Night Raw tanktop and camouflage pants, eats sardines with The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke).
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett heads to Bally's in Las Vegas and talks with Rip Taylor.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Roy Raymond and Chris Avery.
Tatanka takes on The British Bulldog next week...and Henry Godwinn debuts...on Raw!
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is Bob Backlund. Backlund goes on the rails about today's society, then talks about how he beat Bret "The Hit Man" Hart at Survivor Series, and says he would be happy to get in the ring with him again to lock in another Crossface Chicken Wing. Backlund then talks about Diesel, who he says had the guts to shake his hand and successfully take the WWF Championship from him. He then calls him "Kevin Nash" and calls him the "Tyrannosaurus Rex of the WWF," but says that the T-Rex eventually went extinct and that he will eventually get the Crossface Chicken wing on him.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Chris Canyon.
The Royal Rumble takes place on January 22, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, and the world's biggest beach party will be hosted by Pamela Anderson. Also, Diesel defends the WWF Championship against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart.
Diesel is impressed with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart taking his challenge for the WWF Championship so fast, and says black and chrome - and a little gold - is more of a man's colors than pink and black. He hopes that Bret is 100%, but says he wouldn't have taken the challenge if he wasn't. He hopes to see Bret at Royal Rumble.
The first ten Superstars in the Royal Rumble this year are Lex Luger, Bob Backlumd, King Kong Bundy, Doink, Kwang, Henry Godwinn, Duke, Man O' War, Adam Bomb and Dick Murdoch.
The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) when Howard Finkel yanks Harvey Wippleman off the apron while helping Steve Dunn pin down Butch...and pulls Wippleman's pants down to his ankles in the process.
Santa Claus sits on Mabel's lap this year.
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Nick Barbury with the Camel Clutch.
Next week: The Undertaker! Diesel in The King's Court!
Sunday, December 11, 1994
Take The Wrestling Challenge - Wrestling Challenge recap for December 11, 1994
The British Bulldog beats The Brooklyn Brawler.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he's not the only one with friends from the dark side, referring to the two druids with the gold dollar signs on the backs of their robes. When he gets done with The Undertaker, he'll be the one resting in peace.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Jason Ahrndt.
The WWF Tag Team Championships have been vacated, and a Tag Team Championship Tournament will be held on Superstars for the next several weeks. Next week on Superstars: Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka take on Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo). Christmas weekend, The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) will face The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke). New Year's weekend will see The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione) square off with "The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, with the winners facing the victors of Bam Bam and Tatanka vs. Men on a Mission. The week after that will see The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) vs. Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), with the winners of that facing the victors of The Heavenly Bodies vs. The Bushwhackers. The semi-finals will take place in the weeks to come.
Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat J.S. Storm and Mike Heyward.
Henry Godwinn introduces to slop as well as the slop bucket. He criticizes the fans for eating slop, then says that the pigs just love it and that you just might see your relatives use the same kind of manners that hogs have as we see the pigs eating slop. He says the fans are just as greedy as the hogs, wanting to get bigger and eat more slop.
Tatanka beats John Crystal.
Hakushi is coming soon to the WWF...
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Reno Riggins.
The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione), dressed in tuxedos, advertise Left Guard (a parody of Right Guard deodorant), then they eat it, as do Afa and "Captain" Lou Albano.
The newest issue of WWF Magazine will be on newsstands this Tuesday, with "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and King Kong Bundy on the cover.
King Kong Bundy beats Jeff Hardy.
Next week: Razor Ramon! Jeff Jarrett! Mabel! The Heavenly Bodies! "The Portuguese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya! Hakushi debuts! A special interview with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he's not the only one with friends from the dark side, referring to the two druids with the gold dollar signs on the backs of their robes. When he gets done with The Undertaker, he'll be the one resting in peace.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Jason Ahrndt.
The WWF Tag Team Championships have been vacated, and a Tag Team Championship Tournament will be held on Superstars for the next several weeks. Next week on Superstars: Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka take on Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo). Christmas weekend, The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) will face The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke). New Year's weekend will see The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione) square off with "The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, with the winners facing the victors of Bam Bam and Tatanka vs. Men on a Mission. The week after that will see The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) vs. Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), with the winners of that facing the victors of The Heavenly Bodies vs. The Bushwhackers. The semi-finals will take place in the weeks to come.
Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat J.S. Storm and Mike Heyward.
Henry Godwinn introduces to slop as well as the slop bucket. He criticizes the fans for eating slop, then says that the pigs just love it and that you just might see your relatives use the same kind of manners that hogs have as we see the pigs eating slop. He says the fans are just as greedy as the hogs, wanting to get bigger and eat more slop.
Tatanka beats John Crystal.
Hakushi is coming soon to the WWF...
The 1-2-3 Kid beats Reno Riggins.
The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione), dressed in tuxedos, advertise Left Guard (a parody of Right Guard deodorant), then they eat it, as do Afa and "Captain" Lou Albano.
The newest issue of WWF Magazine will be on newsstands this Tuesday, with "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and King Kong Bundy on the cover.
King Kong Bundy beats Jeff Hardy.
Next week: Razor Ramon! Jeff Jarrett! Mabel! The Heavenly Bodies! "The Portuguese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya! Hakushi debuts! A special interview with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels!
Monday, November 28, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 28, 1994
This past Saturday at Madison Square Garden, Diesel beats Bob Backlund in eight seconds to win the WWF Championship!
"The King" Jerry Lawler guests on commentary for this week.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart beats John Paul with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is interviewed by telephone. He has a stretched ligament and a stretched muscle, but he'll be back in time for the new year. As for Owen, he says he has yet to see the Survivor Series encore so that he can watch the match again and try to figure out exactly what happened at Survivor Series.
The Survivor Series encore is only on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central exclusively on pay-per-view!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase are accompanied by someone draped in a black cloak with no discernable features, as if they were dressed like a Druid. Irwin R. Schyster still wants The Undertake to pay up.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Adam Bomb thanks to the interference of the Druid, then I.R.S. and the Druid attacks Adam Bomb. Before we can find out who it is, Lex Luger shows up and rushes everyone out of the ring, but not before Luger gets a few shots in on I.R.S.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Tony DeVito.
We meet Henry O. Godwinn in his hog farm in Arkansas. The meanest hog will soon be him when he arrives in the World Wrestling Federation.
Steven Bowles in the special guest flagbearer for Lex Luger's entrance tonight.
Lex Luger beats Bert Centeno with the Torture Rack.
Vince McMahon interviews the new WWF Champion Diesel inside the ring. Diesel appreciates the standing ovation from the crowd. He said that his team had a strategy at Survivor Series, and says that Shawn Michaels didn't want to get in until Razor Ramon was knocked out...and that Shawn loves the spotlight. Diesel says Shawn Michaels may have gotten away, and that he would have gotten his hands on him if he didn't. With Bret Hart out of action, WWF President Jack Tunney made Diesel #1 contender for the WWF Championship. Diesel says he got up at 4 AM, walked the streets, and was encouraged by passers-by. As for Bob Backlund, he admits the bow-ties are quite stellar and that Backlund is a real man and a real wrestler, but he tells Backlund he'll have to get the Crossface Chicken Wing on him if he is to stand a chance. Diesel also says that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is a great wrestler and champion, especially after their match back at King of the Ring. He then says that he plans to become a fighting champion, and if Bret Hart wants a shot at the title, he's got it. He then says "Long live the New WWF Generation."
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on The British Bulldog next week on Raw!
Bob Backlund guests on commentary during the next match.
The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Buck Quartermaine and Gary Scott.
Bob Backlund vows to put the Crossface Chicken Wing on Diesel, then promises to do the same to Vince McMahon before he retires.
"The King" Jerry Lawler guests on commentary for this week.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart beats John Paul with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is interviewed by telephone. He has a stretched ligament and a stretched muscle, but he'll be back in time for the new year. As for Owen, he says he has yet to see the Survivor Series encore so that he can watch the match again and try to figure out exactly what happened at Survivor Series.
The Survivor Series encore is only on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central exclusively on pay-per-view!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase are accompanied by someone draped in a black cloak with no discernable features, as if they were dressed like a Druid. Irwin R. Schyster still wants The Undertake to pay up.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Adam Bomb thanks to the interference of the Druid, then I.R.S. and the Druid attacks Adam Bomb. Before we can find out who it is, Lex Luger shows up and rushes everyone out of the ring, but not before Luger gets a few shots in on I.R.S.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Tony DeVito.
We meet Henry O. Godwinn in his hog farm in Arkansas. The meanest hog will soon be him when he arrives in the World Wrestling Federation.
Steven Bowles in the special guest flagbearer for Lex Luger's entrance tonight.
Lex Luger beats Bert Centeno with the Torture Rack.
Vince McMahon interviews the new WWF Champion Diesel inside the ring. Diesel appreciates the standing ovation from the crowd. He said that his team had a strategy at Survivor Series, and says that Shawn Michaels didn't want to get in until Razor Ramon was knocked out...and that Shawn loves the spotlight. Diesel says Shawn Michaels may have gotten away, and that he would have gotten his hands on him if he didn't. With Bret Hart out of action, WWF President Jack Tunney made Diesel #1 contender for the WWF Championship. Diesel says he got up at 4 AM, walked the streets, and was encouraged by passers-by. As for Bob Backlund, he admits the bow-ties are quite stellar and that Backlund is a real man and a real wrestler, but he tells Backlund he'll have to get the Crossface Chicken Wing on him if he is to stand a chance. Diesel also says that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is a great wrestler and champion, especially after their match back at King of the Ring. He then says that he plans to become a fighting champion, and if Bret Hart wants a shot at the title, he's got it. He then says "Long live the New WWF Generation."
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on The British Bulldog next week on Raw!
Bob Backlund guests on commentary during the next match.
The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Buck Quartermaine and Gary Scott.
Bob Backlund vows to put the Crossface Chicken Wing on Diesel, then promises to do the same to Vince McMahon before he retires.
Monday, November 21, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 21, 1994
Razor Ramon is attacked by Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before he can face Diesel. Officials have to break up the brawl, and the show immediately goes to break.
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Tatanka beats Chris Canyon.
Adam Bomb beats Jason Ahrndt. During the match, it is announced that Alundra Blayze lost the WWF Women's Championship to Bull Nakano at the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan last night.
Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette preview Monday Night Raw for Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis.
It is announced that Razor Ramon vs. Diesel will happen tonight after all, despite the attack on Razor.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler and Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy have been discussing Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink. The discussion doesn't go for very long before Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink hit them with water guns.
The Survivor Series Hotline will have a random Superstar chosen every five minutes to man the lines during Survivor Series.
Irwin R. Schyster has repossessed the burial place of a dead man over taxes in an attempt to get to The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Matt Hardy. During the match, it is announced that Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker, Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink will be on the New York Daily News float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Yokozuna it is the end for him, and that his soul will never be the same again.
Diesel shows up with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before the next match. Razor Ramon shows up with Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, and The 1-2-3 Kid to even up the numbers game.
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends with a brawl between The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, The 1-2-3 Kid) and The Teamsters (Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett).
Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.
Tatanka beats Chris Canyon.
Adam Bomb beats Jason Ahrndt. During the match, it is announced that Alundra Blayze lost the WWF Women's Championship to Bull Nakano at the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan last night.
Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette preview Monday Night Raw for Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis.
It is announced that Razor Ramon vs. Diesel will happen tonight after all, despite the attack on Razor.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler and Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy have been discussing Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink. The discussion doesn't go for very long before Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink hit them with water guns.
The Survivor Series Hotline will have a random Superstar chosen every five minutes to man the lines during Survivor Series.
Irwin R. Schyster has repossessed the burial place of a dead man over taxes in an attempt to get to The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Matt Hardy. During the match, it is announced that Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker, Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink will be on the New York Daily News float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Yokozuna it is the end for him, and that his soul will never be the same again.
Diesel shows up with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before the next match. Razor Ramon shows up with Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, and The 1-2-3 Kid to even up the numbers game.
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends with a brawl between The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, The 1-2-3 Kid) and The Teamsters (Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett).
Saturday, November 5, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 5, 1994
Tatanka beats Billy Gunn after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase gets on the apron to distract the referee so that Bam Bam Bigelow can push Billy Gunn off the top rope. After the match, Tatanka and Bigelow take the boots to Billy Gunn, but Bart Gunn runs in to make the save, chasing Tatanka and Bigelow out of the ring in the process.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from Bob Backlund, who says that all the politics are over and that he got what he wanted for the contract for his match against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart: a submission match. He tells Bret to remember that he has put many top wrestlers in the crossface chicken and that nobody - including Bret himself - has been able to get out of it. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who is there with him, says his corner will not throw the towel, but Hart's corner will when Bret is put in the crossface chicken wing and forced to submit. We then hear from Bret, who says being the WWF Champion is all about confidence, and he is confident. He knows this is a match between generations and that he will not let his generation down, as there is no way for Backlund to get him in the crossface chicken wing. He tells Backlund that he will be the one watching his back as he is the one with Owen Hart in his corner. The British Bulldog says his towel is not going to be leaving his hands.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Hardy. After the match, Bob Backlund sneaks into the ring and puts Barry Hardy in the crossface chicken wing, and lets go when Droese runs into the ring. When Droese checks on Barry Hardy, Backlund turns around and puts Droese in the hold, and referees have to pull Backlund off Droese.
We hear from Chuck Norris of Walker, Texas Ranger, who says he looks for the toughest opponents he can find, and there are none tougher than the WWF Superstars. He's at Survivor Series to see them get it on as he takes on a "special troubleshooting referee" role in the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna.
Kelly Munson is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Diesel beats Tim McNeany.
"The King" Jerry Lawler gets sprayed at with silly string by Dink before the next match.
Doink beats Phil Apollo.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog). Captain Lou Albano says that he will be managing the greatest five-man combination in the world today at Survivor Series. Razor tells "Double J" Jeff Jarrett that he has a good team, but they are better. The 1-2-3 Kid says he and Razor brought it home last year, and with the toughest guys in the World Wrestling Federation, they plan on doing it again this year. The British Bulldog says he and the entire team are here to survive. We then hear from Jim Cornette, who says that The Undertaker had a lot of horrible things happen to him and that nothing should worry him after that, but apparently, Yokozuna does, and that this is why Chuck Norris is the "special troubleshooting referee" for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna. He says Chuck Norris may be a bad dude, but so is Yokozuna. He tells Chuck Norris to do whatever he wants, but tells him to leave The Undertaker to face the music, as the curtain goes down for good on The Undertaker at Survivor Series and the casket is shut for good. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Paul Bearer says Yokozuna has heard the news, and that Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette must be scared to death. The Undertaker tells Cornette and Mr. Fuji that they have led Yokozuna to the gates of the dark side once more, and this time, not even Chuck Norris will be able to save them.
We see Irwin R. Schyster in a graveyard, who says that even when you're dead, you still cannot cheat on your taxes and you still owe I.R.S. your fair share. He then has a headstone repossessed after the person lying below it cheated on his taxes by writing off his daughter's birthday party as a business expenses, which only scratched the surface on "John Dough's" pre-death taxes.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he repossessed a tombstone, but the fans can rest assured he is not through digging yet.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Aaron Ferguson.
We hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Bart says Billy was doing well until Bam Bam Bigelow interfered. Next week, they will have Bigelow and Tatanka in a tag team match. Billy says Bigelow stuck his nose where it did not belong, and next week, they will invite Bigelow and Tatanka to their first Texas round-up.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from Bob Backlund, who says that all the politics are over and that he got what he wanted for the contract for his match against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart: a submission match. He tells Bret to remember that he has put many top wrestlers in the crossface chicken and that nobody - including Bret himself - has been able to get out of it. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who is there with him, says his corner will not throw the towel, but Hart's corner will when Bret is put in the crossface chicken wing and forced to submit. We then hear from Bret, who says being the WWF Champion is all about confidence, and he is confident. He knows this is a match between generations and that he will not let his generation down, as there is no way for Backlund to get him in the crossface chicken wing. He tells Backlund that he will be the one watching his back as he is the one with Owen Hart in his corner. The British Bulldog says his towel is not going to be leaving his hands.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Hardy. After the match, Bob Backlund sneaks into the ring and puts Barry Hardy in the crossface chicken wing, and lets go when Droese runs into the ring. When Droese checks on Barry Hardy, Backlund turns around and puts Droese in the hold, and referees have to pull Backlund off Droese.
We hear from Chuck Norris of Walker, Texas Ranger, who says he looks for the toughest opponents he can find, and there are none tougher than the WWF Superstars. He's at Survivor Series to see them get it on as he takes on a "special troubleshooting referee" role in the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna.
Kelly Munson is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
Diesel beats Tim McNeany.
"The King" Jerry Lawler gets sprayed at with silly string by Dink before the next match.
Doink beats Phil Apollo.
During the Survivor Series report, we hear from The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog). Captain Lou Albano says that he will be managing the greatest five-man combination in the world today at Survivor Series. Razor tells "Double J" Jeff Jarrett that he has a good team, but they are better. The 1-2-3 Kid says he and Razor brought it home last year, and with the toughest guys in the World Wrestling Federation, they plan on doing it again this year. The British Bulldog says he and the entire team are here to survive. We then hear from Jim Cornette, who says that The Undertaker had a lot of horrible things happen to him and that nothing should worry him after that, but apparently, Yokozuna does, and that this is why Chuck Norris is the "special troubleshooting referee" for the Casket Match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna. He says Chuck Norris may be a bad dude, but so is Yokozuna. He tells Chuck Norris to do whatever he wants, but tells him to leave The Undertaker to face the music, as the curtain goes down for good on The Undertaker at Survivor Series and the casket is shut for good. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Paul Bearer says Yokozuna has heard the news, and that Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette must be scared to death. The Undertaker tells Cornette and Mr. Fuji that they have led Yokozuna to the gates of the dark side once more, and this time, not even Chuck Norris will be able to save them.
We see Irwin R. Schyster in a graveyard, who says that even when you're dead, you still cannot cheat on your taxes and you still owe I.R.S. your fair share. He then has a headstone repossessed after the person lying below it cheated on his taxes by writing off his daughter's birthday party as a business expenses, which only scratched the surface on "John Dough's" pre-death taxes.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he repossessed a tombstone, but the fans can rest assured he is not through digging yet.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Aaron Ferguson.
We hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Bart says Billy was doing well until Bam Bam Bigelow interfered. Next week, they will have Bigelow and Tatanka in a tag team match. Billy says Bigelow stuck his nose where it did not belong, and next week, they will invite Bigelow and Tatanka to their first Texas round-up.
Monday, October 17, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 17, 1994
Doink shows up with Dink and Wink, who hands a rose that suddenly wilts to the Spanish commentators.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Doink with interference from "The King" Jerry Lawler. During the match, Queasy and another pint-sized king shows up to distract Doink. Near the end of the match, the referee is distracted by Dink and Wink going after Queasy and his kingly friend, and "The King" Jerry Lawler rushes in to attack Doink. Lawler tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that there won't be an edition of The King's Court tonight, then reveals the identity of the second mini-king: Sleazy.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart will have one final encounter this Sunday on the premiere of Action Zone at noon Eastern, 11 AM Central.
The British Bulldog beats Roy Raymond.
Burt Reynolds plugs Raw during the book signing for his recent book My Life.
Bob Backlund suddenly shows up, and asks Vince McMahon to interview him. Backlund says he attacked Arnold Skaaland last weekend on Superstars despite an apology from him, and contemplates apologizing to everyone for choosing him as a manager ten years ago before bashing society. He then calls the crossface chicken wing a hold of discipline, pride and determination, and affirms his plans to retire if anyone in the crowd can break it. Suddenly, Lex Luger shows up and says he's sick and tired of Backlund's words and actions, then challenges Backlund to a match. Backlund says Luger can wear the flag all he wants and that the fans won't help him, then slinks into the ring. Officials keep Lex Luger from getting in the ring with him.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Reno Riggins.
Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Yokozuna next week on Raw!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that only two things are certain in life: death and taxes. I.R.S. then says he will soon be exposing the biggest tax cheat in World Wrestling Federation history: The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Tim McNeany with the Penalty.
The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Barry Horowitz and Nick Barbury.
Lex Luger says that he has heard about Bob Backlund ever since he entered pro wrestling, and finds Backlund's recent actions deplorable. He challenges Backlund to a match.
Next week on Raw: a special announcement from Todd Pettengill! Diesel!
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Doink with interference from "The King" Jerry Lawler. During the match, Queasy and another pint-sized king shows up to distract Doink. Near the end of the match, the referee is distracted by Dink and Wink going after Queasy and his kingly friend, and "The King" Jerry Lawler rushes in to attack Doink. Lawler tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that there won't be an edition of The King's Court tonight, then reveals the identity of the second mini-king: Sleazy.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart will have one final encounter this Sunday on the premiere of Action Zone at noon Eastern, 11 AM Central.
The British Bulldog beats Roy Raymond.
Burt Reynolds plugs Raw during the book signing for his recent book My Life.
Bob Backlund suddenly shows up, and asks Vince McMahon to interview him. Backlund says he attacked Arnold Skaaland last weekend on Superstars despite an apology from him, and contemplates apologizing to everyone for choosing him as a manager ten years ago before bashing society. He then calls the crossface chicken wing a hold of discipline, pride and determination, and affirms his plans to retire if anyone in the crowd can break it. Suddenly, Lex Luger shows up and says he's sick and tired of Backlund's words and actions, then challenges Backlund to a match. Backlund says Luger can wear the flag all he wants and that the fans won't help him, then slinks into the ring. Officials keep Lex Luger from getting in the ring with him.
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Reno Riggins.
Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Yokozuna next week on Raw!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that only two things are certain in life: death and taxes. I.R.S. then says he will soon be exposing the biggest tax cheat in World Wrestling Federation history: The Undertaker.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Tim McNeany with the Penalty.
The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Barry Horowitz and Nick Barbury.
Lex Luger says that he has heard about Bob Backlund ever since he entered pro wrestling, and finds Backlund's recent actions deplorable. He challenges Backlund to a match.
Next week on Raw: a special announcement from Todd Pettengill! Diesel!
Saturday, October 1, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 1, 1994
Razor Ramon beats Red Tyler.
We see a video package for The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) vs. Shawn Michaels and Diesel for the WWF Tag Team Championships, then hear from Shawn and Diesel. Shawn says there may be dissension between him and Diesel, but he says the other teams could use that dissension as they are still the tag team to beat in the WWF. Diesel says they are the finest tag team in WWF history.
Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz beats Ron Cumberledge.
We see a video package about Bob Backlund, his first tenure in the WWF, his match with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in July and the aftermath. We then hear from Backlund, who says that the people have had a negative effect on the Japanese people, and that Americans forget that there are people in other countries who want to follow in their footsteps. He warns Japanese to stay strong and not follow in the ways of the United States.
Mabel does the rap intro by himself this week while on the way to the ring for the next match.
Mabel beats George Anderson. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a skunk over Mabel's head on the Magistrator.
King Kong Bundy is coming back to the World Wrestling Federation next week.
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Ike Andrews by submission. After the match, Neidhart and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart torture Ike Anderson with the camel clutch and the Bret "The Hit Man" Hart-style mirrored sunglasses.
We hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Paul Bearer tells Yokozuna that he has released the power of the urn, and that the essence of The Undertaker has now been recaptured and Yokozuna will pay. The Undertaker says Yokozuna might like the viewpoint of being in a coffin, for the next time he looks into the coldness of his eyes, he will be looking up from a casket. He tells Yokozuna to get ready to meet his wrath and to rest in peace.
Tombstoned: The Undertaker's Greatest Matches will be available on newsstands this Tuesday.
Tyler Mariucci of Green Bay, Wisconsin is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Rock Warner and Tom Stone.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese: next week on Superstars!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he hopes the tax cheat realize that September 15 was the deadline for quarterly tax payments, and that it is time to put the check in the mail.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Jackson.
Vince McMahon interviews Lex Luger in the middle of the crowd. Luger says that all he could do was deny allegations and refuses offers made to him by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase in order to prove that he had never sold out to him, and he hopes Tatanka goes to the bank each and every day and sees the faces of the fans who believed in him and saw him as a role model that he sold out on when he looks down at his money, as money cannot buy happinness, wins or success in the World Wrestling Federation. He also says that when Tatanka steps in the ring with him, the buck stops here.
We see a video package for The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) vs. Shawn Michaels and Diesel for the WWF Tag Team Championships, then hear from Shawn and Diesel. Shawn says there may be dissension between him and Diesel, but he says the other teams could use that dissension as they are still the tag team to beat in the WWF. Diesel says they are the finest tag team in WWF history.
Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz beats Ron Cumberledge.
We see a video package about Bob Backlund, his first tenure in the WWF, his match with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in July and the aftermath. We then hear from Backlund, who says that the people have had a negative effect on the Japanese people, and that Americans forget that there are people in other countries who want to follow in their footsteps. He warns Japanese to stay strong and not follow in the ways of the United States.
Mabel does the rap intro by himself this week while on the way to the ring for the next match.
Mabel beats George Anderson. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a skunk over Mabel's head on the Magistrator.
King Kong Bundy is coming back to the World Wrestling Federation next week.
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Ike Andrews by submission. After the match, Neidhart and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart torture Ike Anderson with the camel clutch and the Bret "The Hit Man" Hart-style mirrored sunglasses.
We hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Paul Bearer tells Yokozuna that he has released the power of the urn, and that the essence of The Undertaker has now been recaptured and Yokozuna will pay. The Undertaker says Yokozuna might like the viewpoint of being in a coffin, for the next time he looks into the coldness of his eyes, he will be looking up from a casket. He tells Yokozuna to get ready to meet his wrath and to rest in peace.
Tombstoned: The Undertaker's Greatest Matches will be available on newsstands this Tuesday.
Tyler Mariucci of Green Bay, Wisconsin is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.
The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Rock Warner and Tom Stone.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Duke "The Dumpster" Droese: next week on Superstars!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he hopes the tax cheat realize that September 15 was the deadline for quarterly tax payments, and that it is time to put the check in the mail.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Jackson.
Vince McMahon interviews Lex Luger in the middle of the crowd. Luger says that all he could do was deny allegations and refuses offers made to him by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase in order to prove that he had never sold out to him, and he hopes Tatanka goes to the bank each and every day and sees the faces of the fans who believed in him and saw him as a role model that he sold out on when he looks down at his money, as money cannot buy happinness, wins or success in the World Wrestling Federation. He also says that when Tatanka steps in the ring with him, the buck stops here.
Monday, August 8, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for August 8, 1994
The Undertaker beats Butch Banks.
Leslie Nielsen has been tracking down leads for "The Case of the Undertakers," but the trail has run cold every time.
Before the next match, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has a friendly exchange with Lex Luger. It doesn't seem like Luger wants any part of what looks like an offer from DiBiase, however. After the commercial break, DiBiase tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that he told Luger not to worry about a thing.
Lex Luger beats Chad Miller.
It is announced that Pro Football Hall of Famer "Sweetness" Walter Payton will be in Razor Ramon's corner in his match against Diesel for the WWF Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam. Also, Alundra Blayze will defend the WWF Women's Championship against Bull Nakano, Mabel will take on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Irwin R. Schyster and Bam Bam Bigelow. Also, it's official: Lex Luger and Tatanka will square off at SummerSlam.
Irwin R. Schyster and Bam Bam Bigelow beat Doink and Tatanka when Tatanka unwittingly distracts the referee . After the match, Tatanka fights both I.R.S. and Bam Bam alone after Doink is tossed out of the ring. Lex Luger rushes in to help, but he is too late. He and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase have a confrontation, and DiBiase shoves a stack of money in Luger's hand before leaving. Tatanka comes to and confronts Luger, and notices the money still in Luger's hand. Both men argue, and officials have to keep the men separated as I.R.S. try to stir the pot further.
Next week on Raw: The 1-2-3 Kid vs. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart!
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is whom he considers true royalty: "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who shows up with "The Anvil" Jim Neidhart. Owen considers his SummerSlam match with Bret "Hitman" Hart a dream come true after years of dealing with him. He paints Bret as a bully since childhood and tells Lawler that his entire family has come around and sided with him. Lawler says there's still one family member who's still behind Bret, and Lawler has him on the show right now: Bruce Hart, who shows up and tells Owen that nobody in the family is on his side and calls him out on relying on Nedihart to become King of the Ring. He calls Owen a disgrace to the family, and both Bruce and Owen argue. Bruce tells Owen that there will be nobody to protect him in the steel cage at SummerSlam. Neidhart says there's one jealous brother in the family, and Bruce tells Neidhart that the jealous brother is him. The segment ends with Bruce continuing to argue with Owen and The Anvil.
Bob Backlund beats Kevin Krueger with the Crossface Chicken Wing. Backlund refuses to let go of the hold for several seconds, then finally releases it and looks at his hands.
Next week: Paul Bearer and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase on The King's Court!
Cameras have caught up with Lex Luger, who is looking for "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, but he is soon followed by Tatanka, and the show ends with Tatanka and Luger in a shoving match.
Leslie Nielsen has been tracking down leads for "The Case of the Undertakers," but the trail has run cold every time.
Before the next match, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has a friendly exchange with Lex Luger. It doesn't seem like Luger wants any part of what looks like an offer from DiBiase, however. After the commercial break, DiBiase tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that he told Luger not to worry about a thing.
Lex Luger beats Chad Miller.
It is announced that Pro Football Hall of Famer "Sweetness" Walter Payton will be in Razor Ramon's corner in his match against Diesel for the WWF Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam. Also, Alundra Blayze will defend the WWF Women's Championship against Bull Nakano, Mabel will take on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Irwin R. Schyster and Bam Bam Bigelow. Also, it's official: Lex Luger and Tatanka will square off at SummerSlam.
Irwin R. Schyster and Bam Bam Bigelow beat Doink and Tatanka when Tatanka unwittingly distracts the referee . After the match, Tatanka fights both I.R.S. and Bam Bam alone after Doink is tossed out of the ring. Lex Luger rushes in to help, but he is too late. He and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase have a confrontation, and DiBiase shoves a stack of money in Luger's hand before leaving. Tatanka comes to and confronts Luger, and notices the money still in Luger's hand. Both men argue, and officials have to keep the men separated as I.R.S. try to stir the pot further.
Next week on Raw: The 1-2-3 Kid vs. "The King of Harts" Owen Hart!
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is whom he considers true royalty: "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who shows up with "The Anvil" Jim Neidhart. Owen considers his SummerSlam match with Bret "Hitman" Hart a dream come true after years of dealing with him. He paints Bret as a bully since childhood and tells Lawler that his entire family has come around and sided with him. Lawler says there's still one family member who's still behind Bret, and Lawler has him on the show right now: Bruce Hart, who shows up and tells Owen that nobody in the family is on his side and calls him out on relying on Nedihart to become King of the Ring. He calls Owen a disgrace to the family, and both Bruce and Owen argue. Bruce tells Owen that there will be nobody to protect him in the steel cage at SummerSlam. Neidhart says there's one jealous brother in the family, and Bruce tells Neidhart that the jealous brother is him. The segment ends with Bruce continuing to argue with Owen and The Anvil.
Bob Backlund beats Kevin Krueger with the Crossface Chicken Wing. Backlund refuses to let go of the hold for several seconds, then finally releases it and looks at his hands.
Next week: Paul Bearer and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase on The King's Court!
Cameras have caught up with Lex Luger, who is looking for "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, but he is soon followed by Tatanka, and the show ends with Tatanka and Luger in a shoving match.
Monday, July 11, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for July 11, 1994
Jim Ross replaces Gorilla Monsoon on commentary this week.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart retains the WWF Championship against The 1-2-3 Kid...twice. At the beginning of the match, Owen Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart show before the bell rings, and both men have to escorted to the back by officials as they call Bret a coward, especially for facing The Kid. The match also has to be restarted because Bret Hart noticed The 1-2-3 Kid put his foot on the bottom rope, which is confirmed by another official. The match continues, and Bret Hart retains again with the Sharpshooter in a very well-received match.
The Undertaker takes on The Undertaker at SummerSlam. Yes, you're reading that right. Paul Bearer says that Ted DiBiase has tarnished 'Taker's name, and that it is time for his Undertaker to return and take down DiBiase's Undertaker for all eternity.
Crush beats Matt Hardy.
Lex Luger faces Diesel for the WWF Intercontinental Championship next week on Raw.
Razor Ramon beats Barry Horowitz.
Earlier today, "The King" Jerry Lawler hosted The King's Court from one of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's offices. Lawler praises DiBiase for his recent acquisitions, and DiBiase confirms that Lex Luger has been bough and paid for...almost. All he has to do is dot a few I's and cross a few T's and it's a done deal. He has an offer for Luger he can't refuse...
Irwin R. Schyster beats Ray Hudson with the Penalty.
Next week: Mabel! "The King of Harts" Owen Hart!
Jim Ross congratulates Bret "Hit Man" Hart for a great match at the beginning of the show, and Hart compliments The 1-2-3 Kid for being a great competitor. As for his brother Owen Hart, he calls Owen a fluke and says he'll have a brother in his corner as they see who the best is in the Hart family.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart retains the WWF Championship against The 1-2-3 Kid...twice. At the beginning of the match, Owen Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart show before the bell rings, and both men have to escorted to the back by officials as they call Bret a coward, especially for facing The Kid. The match also has to be restarted because Bret Hart noticed The 1-2-3 Kid put his foot on the bottom rope, which is confirmed by another official. The match continues, and Bret Hart retains again with the Sharpshooter in a very well-received match.
The Undertaker takes on The Undertaker at SummerSlam. Yes, you're reading that right. Paul Bearer says that Ted DiBiase has tarnished 'Taker's name, and that it is time for his Undertaker to return and take down DiBiase's Undertaker for all eternity.
Crush beats Matt Hardy.
Lex Luger faces Diesel for the WWF Intercontinental Championship next week on Raw.
Razor Ramon beats Barry Horowitz.
Earlier today, "The King" Jerry Lawler hosted The King's Court from one of "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's offices. Lawler praises DiBiase for his recent acquisitions, and DiBiase confirms that Lex Luger has been bough and paid for...almost. All he has to do is dot a few I's and cross a few T's and it's a done deal. He has an offer for Luger he can't refuse...
Irwin R. Schyster beats Ray Hudson with the Penalty.
Next week: Mabel! "The King of Harts" Owen Hart!
Jim Ross congratulates Bret "Hit Man" Hart for a great match at the beginning of the show, and Hart compliments The 1-2-3 Kid for being a great competitor. As for his brother Owen Hart, he calls Owen a fluke and says he'll have a brother in his corner as they see who the best is in the Hart family.
Monday, June 27, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 27, 1994
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese has plans for Lawler...and Lawler does likewise. It's personal now, and Lawler says he now has to apologize to Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. Lawler says he'd rather be fined or suspended, and his very .
Mabel beats Bam Bam Bigelow by count-out after Bam Bam Bigelow checks on Luna Vachon, who was accidentally knocked off the apron by Mable during an Irish Whip. Bam Bam Bigelow is not happy with the results. Suddenly, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase shows up and talks with Luna and Bam Bam.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Rich Myers with the Penalty.
It's time for The King's Court. He asks the crowd if they remember The Hart Foundation - the tag team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. He says that there was a winner and a loser in that team, and "The King" Jerry Lawler introduces who he calls "the backbone of the team," who is his guest tonight: Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Neidhart calls himself The Hart Foundation, and says he's pulled Bret "Hit Man" Hart out of so many situations and gotten no thanks at all from it. As for his attack on Bret at King of the Ring, he only saved the title so Bret's brother, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, would take it from Bret personally. Neidhart then introduces Owen Hart himself, who comes down the aisle in his King of the Ring regalia. Owen Hart says everything just as he and Neidhart have planned, and he repeats his first proclamation to be known as "The King of Harts." Owen then tells brother Bret that he is stepping out of his shadow and that he can beat him again for the WWF Championship. Owen states he needs just one shot to do it. Lawler tells Owen to come back as WWF Champion, and Owen says he'll keep to that promise.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony). During the match, it is announced that there is business happening backstage between "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and an as of yet unknown second party. After the match, that second party is revealed to be Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. DiBiase sics Nikolai Volkoff on the cameraman to keep him from sneaking out any details of their conversation.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett faces Tatanka - and The Undertaker returns - next week on Raw.
Kwang beats Mike Moraldo.
Lex Luger beats Mike Bell by submission.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has Nikolai Volkoff on one side...and Bam Bam Bigelow. Bigelow's services have been hired by DiBiase, and DiBiase says Lex Luger will be next...
Mabel beats Bam Bam Bigelow by count-out after Bam Bam Bigelow checks on Luna Vachon, who was accidentally knocked off the apron by Mable during an Irish Whip. Bam Bam Bigelow is not happy with the results. Suddenly, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase shows up and talks with Luna and Bam Bam.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Rich Myers with the Penalty.
It's time for The King's Court. He asks the crowd if they remember The Hart Foundation - the tag team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. He says that there was a winner and a loser in that team, and "The King" Jerry Lawler introduces who he calls "the backbone of the team," who is his guest tonight: Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Neidhart calls himself The Hart Foundation, and says he's pulled Bret "Hit Man" Hart out of so many situations and gotten no thanks at all from it. As for his attack on Bret at King of the Ring, he only saved the title so Bret's brother, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, would take it from Bret personally. Neidhart then introduces Owen Hart himself, who comes down the aisle in his King of the Ring regalia. Owen Hart says everything just as he and Neidhart have planned, and he repeats his first proclamation to be known as "The King of Harts." Owen then tells brother Bret that he is stepping out of his shadow and that he can beat him again for the WWF Championship. Owen states he needs just one shot to do it. Lawler tells Owen to come back as WWF Champion, and Owen says he'll keep to that promise.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony). During the match, it is announced that there is business happening backstage between "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and an as of yet unknown second party. After the match, that second party is revealed to be Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. DiBiase sics Nikolai Volkoff on the cameraman to keep him from sneaking out any details of their conversation.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett faces Tatanka - and The Undertaker returns - next week on Raw.
Kwang beats Mike Moraldo.
Lex Luger beats Mike Bell by submission.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has Nikolai Volkoff on one side...and Bam Bam Bigelow. Bigelow's services have been hired by DiBiase, and DiBiase says Lex Luger will be next...
Monday, May 23, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 23, 1994
During the WrestleMania Revenge tour in Anaheim, California, Yokozuna injured Earthquake with a Banzai Drop. He has been replaced...but by whom?
"The Rocket" Owen Hart's opponent is none other than Doink.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Doink to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament after Doink is distracted by "Double J" Jeff Jarrett trying to clown-nap Dink.
The 1-2-3 Kid takes on Adam Bomb on Superstars and Tatanka takes on "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray on next week's Raw. Both matches will be qualifying matches for the King of the Ring Tournament.
Diesel is more than happy that Bret "Hit Man" Hart accepted his challenge, but noticed there is a bit of apprehension in his voice. He can't wait to get his hands on the WWF Championship.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Yokozuna and Crush at King of the Ring.
We see "Rowdy" Roddy Piper train on the punching bag at a local community gym. Piper says he needs the help of the fans, as the donations they're pouring in to Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children goes directly to the hospital. He isn't taking "The King" Jerry Lawler's comments about him lightly, and goes so far as to consider the "Jurassic Park" comment a compliment due to that movie being the biggest one of all time.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Horowitz in his Raw debut.
Trevor Rabin, Rhonda Shear, Bobby Kelton, Johnathan Taylor Thomas guest on the WrestleMania Revenge Tour...and the fans are having fun!
Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Sabaugh.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler tells "Rowdy" Roddy Piper he'll make him join the children at Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children, then introduces Lex Luger. Lex Luger tells Crush that his arm in a sling is only the beginning of what he's going to do to him after costing him a slot in the King of the Ring tournament, and when Lawler asks Luger if he'd say that to his face, Luger says he'd be happy to. Crush shows up as if on cue, and says Luger doesn't have to guts to face him man-to-man and attacked him from behind because of that. When Lawler asks Luger if he'd stoop low enough to attack an invalid, Luger thinks about it, then clotheslines Crush out of the ring. Crush's sling comes off, and his shoulder injury is revealed to be a fake. Officials have to keep Crush from getting back in the ring, and Lex Luger almost throws Lawer's golden bench out of the ring and right at Crush.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase guests on commentary for the next match. During the match, it is revealed that The Undertaker has been spotted in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Nikolai Volkoff beats Matt Hardy by submission.
"The King' Jerry Lawler reveals his guest for next week is none other than Bret "Hit Man" Hart.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart's opponent is none other than Doink.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Doink to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament after Doink is distracted by "Double J" Jeff Jarrett trying to clown-nap Dink.
The 1-2-3 Kid takes on Adam Bomb on Superstars and Tatanka takes on "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray on next week's Raw. Both matches will be qualifying matches for the King of the Ring Tournament.
Diesel is more than happy that Bret "Hit Man" Hart accepted his challenge, but noticed there is a bit of apprehension in his voice. He can't wait to get his hands on the WWF Championship.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Yokozuna and Crush at King of the Ring.
We see "Rowdy" Roddy Piper train on the punching bag at a local community gym. Piper says he needs the help of the fans, as the donations they're pouring in to Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children goes directly to the hospital. He isn't taking "The King" Jerry Lawler's comments about him lightly, and goes so far as to consider the "Jurassic Park" comment a compliment due to that movie being the biggest one of all time.
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Barry Horowitz in his Raw debut.
Trevor Rabin, Rhonda Shear, Bobby Kelton, Johnathan Taylor Thomas guest on the WrestleMania Revenge Tour...and the fans are having fun!
Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Sabaugh.
It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler tells "Rowdy" Roddy Piper he'll make him join the children at Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children, then introduces Lex Luger. Lex Luger tells Crush that his arm in a sling is only the beginning of what he's going to do to him after costing him a slot in the King of the Ring tournament, and when Lawler asks Luger if he'd say that to his face, Luger says he'd be happy to. Crush shows up as if on cue, and says Luger doesn't have to guts to face him man-to-man and attacked him from behind because of that. When Lawler asks Luger if he'd stoop low enough to attack an invalid, Luger thinks about it, then clotheslines Crush out of the ring. Crush's sling comes off, and his shoulder injury is revealed to be a fake. Officials have to keep Crush from getting back in the ring, and Lex Luger almost throws Lawer's golden bench out of the ring and right at Crush.
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase guests on commentary for the next match. During the match, it is revealed that The Undertaker has been spotted in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Nikolai Volkoff beats Matt Hardy by submission.
"The King' Jerry Lawler reveals his guest for next week is none other than Bret "Hit Man" Hart.
Monday, April 18, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 18, 1994
Bret "Hitman" Hart beats Kwang with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "The Rocket" Owen Hart via telephone. Owen says he's beaten his brother Bret once, and he knows that he can beat his brother Bret again on the WrestleMania Revenge tour, especially for the WWF Championship.
Rye Playland Skating Rink got a visit recently from Joe Morris, Doink and Dink.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats PJ Walker.
Captain Lou Albano wants an answer from WWF President Jack Tunney on whether or not The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Barry Hardy and Mike Khoury.
We get our first look at a garbageman named Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he's coming to the WWF.
It's time for The King's Court. This week's guest is WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blayze. Blayze comes out with a paper crown with the message "Lawler is a loser" on the face end. After some jokes at "The King" Jerry Lawler's expense, as well as Lawler noticing that Blayze is not wearing her championship belt, Lawler says he has a surprise for her: Luna Vachon. Vachon shows up, and while she may be the Authoress of Evil and the Princess of Mayhem, she isn't a thief and the WWF Women's Champion...though if she was champ, she'd have the belt with her. Blayze calls Luna a "closet champion" and kept the belt at home as that's the only way she could be champ. Blayze then challenges Luna to a match, right here, right now. Lawler adjourns the Court when it becomes obvious he doesn't want a catfight on his show, and tells Alundra Blayze to get out. As Blayze leaves,
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw.
Earthquake beats Mike Bell.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Major Yates with the Penalty.
Johnny Polo says The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) must not face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow! The 1-2-3 Kid! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!
"The King" Jerry Lawler says he'll bring Nikolai Volkoff to "The King's Court" next week, even if he has to drag him out of the audience.
Rye Playland Skating Rink got a visit recently from Joe Morris, Doink and Dink.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats PJ Walker.
Captain Lou Albano wants an answer from WWF President Jack Tunney on whether or not The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Barry Hardy and Mike Khoury.
We get our first look at a garbageman named Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he's coming to the WWF.
It's time for The King's Court. This week's guest is WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blayze. Blayze comes out with a paper crown with the message "Lawler is a loser" on the face end. After some jokes at "The King" Jerry Lawler's expense, as well as Lawler noticing that Blayze is not wearing her championship belt, Lawler says he has a surprise for her: Luna Vachon. Vachon shows up, and while she may be the Authoress of Evil and the Princess of Mayhem, she isn't a thief and the WWF Women's Champion...though if she was champ, she'd have the belt with her. Blayze calls Luna a "closet champion" and kept the belt at home as that's the only way she could be champ. Blayze then challenges Luna to a match, right here, right now. Lawler adjourns the Court when it becomes obvious he doesn't want a catfight on his show, and tells Alundra Blayze to get out. As Blayze leaves,
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw.
Earthquake beats Mike Bell.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Major Yates with the Penalty.
Johnny Polo says The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) must not face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow! The 1-2-3 Kid! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!
"The King" Jerry Lawler says he'll bring Nikolai Volkoff to "The King's Court" next week, even if he has to drag him out of the audience.
Monday, March 7, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 7, 1994
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase guests on commentary this week.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart and Crush beat The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) after Owen Hart locks the Sharpshooter on Bart Gunn. After the match, Vince McMahon interviews Owen Hart and Crush outside of the ring. Owen Hart tells Crush not to hurt Bret "Hitman" Hart too much at WrestleMania 10 so Bret won't have an excuse when he loses to his brother Owen. Crush says he's going to break Bret, but will leave room for Owen, who says he will beat his brother Bret at WrestleMania 10.
March To WrestleMania 10 will air this Sunday on USA Network at 7 PM Eastern/6 PM Central to recap all of what's going on at WrestleMania 10.
Alundra Blayze will defend the WWF Women's Championship against Leilani Kai, and Adam Bomb replacing Ludvig Borga in the match against Earthquake is official on the WrestleMania 10 Report.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Virgil.
Tatanka takes on Yokozuna at the March To WrestleMania 10 this Sunday on USA Network at 7 PM Eastern/6 PM Central.
Hair Club For Men President Sy Sperling hypes WrestleMania 10.
Doink beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.
Chief Ray Little Turtle, along with Chief Jay Strongbow and Chief Wahoo McDaniels, award Tatanka with a full-length Lumbee tribe chief headdress made of sacred feathers for his work as a role model for Native American youth. Tatanka thanks Strongbow and McDaniels for their mentorship in his early career.
Before the next, Irwin R. Schyster tells Tatanka that he owes a gift tax on the headdress from the ceremony.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Mark Thomas.
Lex Luger takes on "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey at March To WrestleMania 10 this Sunday.
Jim Cornette makes fun of American-made products as he tells Lex Luger that "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray at March To WrestleMania 10. As for WrestleMania 10 itself, Cornette tells Luger that Yokozuna will make sure it's his last match.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart and Crush beat The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) after Owen Hart locks the Sharpshooter on Bart Gunn. After the match, Vince McMahon interviews Owen Hart and Crush outside of the ring. Owen Hart tells Crush not to hurt Bret "Hitman" Hart too much at WrestleMania 10 so Bret won't have an excuse when he loses to his brother Owen. Crush says he's going to break Bret, but will leave room for Owen, who says he will beat his brother Bret at WrestleMania 10.
March To WrestleMania 10 will air this Sunday on USA Network at 7 PM Eastern/6 PM Central to recap all of what's going on at WrestleMania 10.
Alundra Blayze will defend the WWF Women's Championship against Leilani Kai, and Adam Bomb replacing Ludvig Borga in the match against Earthquake is official on the WrestleMania 10 Report.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Virgil.
Tatanka takes on Yokozuna at the March To WrestleMania 10 this Sunday on USA Network at 7 PM Eastern/6 PM Central.
Hair Club For Men President Sy Sperling hypes WrestleMania 10.
Doink beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.
Chief Ray Little Turtle, along with Chief Jay Strongbow and Chief Wahoo McDaniels, award Tatanka with a full-length Lumbee tribe chief headdress made of sacred feathers for his work as a role model for Native American youth. Tatanka thanks Strongbow and McDaniels for their mentorship in his early career.
Before the next, Irwin R. Schyster tells Tatanka that he owes a gift tax on the headdress from the ceremony.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Mark Thomas.
Lex Luger takes on "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey at March To WrestleMania 10 this Sunday.
Jim Cornette makes fun of American-made products as he tells Lex Luger that "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray at March To WrestleMania 10. As for WrestleMania 10 itself, Cornette tells Luger that Yokozuna will make sure it's his last match.
Saturday, February 26, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 26, 1994
Razor Ramon beats The Black Phantom.
On Update, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he has had a most difficult task set before him at WrestleMania 10, and that wrestling his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart is going to be hard to do. He says that Owen is a great wrestler and like a dog ready for the hunt, but when he steps in the ring with him, he will be in the ring with the best dog. He respects Lex Luger and what he said at last week's edition of The Funeral Parlor, and wishes him the best of luck against Yokozuna before reminding him that he will go down when he steps in the ring with him. We then hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who says that Bret's confidence is a cover-up for fear, as they both know that he is the better Hart and that Bret has been keeping him down in his shadow. At WrestleMania 10, he will step out of his shadow and prove he is the better Hart brother. He tells Bret not to look past him for the World title match, as he will not get past him.
Tony Bueti is the honorary ring announcer for the next match.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat John Paul and Miguel Rosado. Before the match, Johnny Polo - who replaces Stan Lane on commentary this week - accompanies The Quebecers in a black bathrobe, a snorkel mask and swim flippers. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the front of the crowd again. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Oscar, who tells The Quebecers that Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will beat them to become WWF Tag Team Champions.
We hear from Crush, who says that he has not been more prepared for anything in his life. He says the fans may be sick and tired of him interfering in "Macho Man" Randy Savage's business and that Savage may be sick and tired of seeing his face, but he is sick and tired of Savage, who he calls "a backstabbing snake." Crush says they will settle it once and for all at WrestleMania 10, and that Mr. Fuji has prepared him for the match. Mr. Fuji tells Savage he will pay from head to toe, and that there will be no mercy when Crush takes care of him once and for all. Crush says that he might take advantage of the rules of their Last Man Standing Match just to pin him in the ring again and again, as there is no room for the both of them in the WWF and it will be finished once and for all.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Derek Domino.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Shawn Michaels in the ring. As Shawn heads to the ring, he takes the ladder in the aisle and places it in the center of the ring. He talks about how he stood equal everyone until he was no longer happy with it and decided to step up and rise about everyone else by climbing the WWF ladder to sit on top. He says he will continue to sit on top of the WWF, and after all is said and done, he will be standing tall as the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion at WrestleMania 10. Shawn then goes on to say that his being declared the winner will be the last thing Razor Ramon sees as he is looking at the lights.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time that people stopped cheating on their taxes.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Phil Apollo.
This week on Raw: Yokozuna vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
During the WrestleMania 10 Report, it is announced that Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids On The Block will be appearing at the event. We then hear from Yokozuna, Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji. Cornette says there is a word on everyone's lips in the WWF: confidence. He says WWF President Jack Tunney is confident that he made the right decision concerning the Royal Rumble Match as well as WrestleMania 10, that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is confident that he will beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship as well as straighten his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart out, and that Lex Luger is confident he will beat Bret. But he says that when you have confidence, you had better back it up, and only Yokozuna is able to back up his own confidence going into WrestleMania 10, as he has put people in the hospital, wreaked havoc and overcome every challenge despite all the obstacles in his path to retain the WWF Championship. He tells Luger to get confident, and says Bret will be focused on other things as he will be torn that he had to face his brother Owen on pay-per-view, which will make him unable to win it all at WrestleMania 10. We then hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says he is ready to go with Crush at WrestleMania 10. It is then announced that there will be a ten-man tag team match between the team of The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bar Gunn), Tatanka, The 1-2-3 Kid and Thurman "Sparky Plug" and the team of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Irwin R. Schyster, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and "The Model" Rick Martel at WrestleMania 10. (The match never happens due to time constraints, and is pushed back to the Raw after WrestleMania 10.)
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Adam Bomb with the Sharpshooter. During the match, "The Rocket" Owen Hart is seen watching the match from across the aisle.
We hear from Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). Polo says The Quebecers are guaranteed victory at WrestleMania 10, and Jacques says September 13th was the beginning of a new legend when they won the tag team titles. Polo then mocks Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) through hip hop verse.
Next week: "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Diesel! The Funeral Parlor with special guest "The Rocket" Owen Hart! Lex Luger!
On Update, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he has had a most difficult task set before him at WrestleMania 10, and that wrestling his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart is going to be hard to do. He says that Owen is a great wrestler and like a dog ready for the hunt, but when he steps in the ring with him, he will be in the ring with the best dog. He respects Lex Luger and what he said at last week's edition of The Funeral Parlor, and wishes him the best of luck against Yokozuna before reminding him that he will go down when he steps in the ring with him. We then hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who says that Bret's confidence is a cover-up for fear, as they both know that he is the better Hart and that Bret has been keeping him down in his shadow. At WrestleMania 10, he will step out of his shadow and prove he is the better Hart brother. He tells Bret not to look past him for the World title match, as he will not get past him.
Tony Bueti is the honorary ring announcer for the next match.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat John Paul and Miguel Rosado. Before the match, Johnny Polo - who replaces Stan Lane on commentary this week - accompanies The Quebecers in a black bathrobe, a snorkel mask and swim flippers. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the front of the crowd again. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Oscar, who tells The Quebecers that Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will beat them to become WWF Tag Team Champions.
We hear from Crush, who says that he has not been more prepared for anything in his life. He says the fans may be sick and tired of him interfering in "Macho Man" Randy Savage's business and that Savage may be sick and tired of seeing his face, but he is sick and tired of Savage, who he calls "a backstabbing snake." Crush says they will settle it once and for all at WrestleMania 10, and that Mr. Fuji has prepared him for the match. Mr. Fuji tells Savage he will pay from head to toe, and that there will be no mercy when Crush takes care of him once and for all. Crush says that he might take advantage of the rules of their Last Man Standing Match just to pin him in the ring again and again, as there is no room for the both of them in the WWF and it will be finished once and for all.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Derek Domino.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Shawn Michaels in the ring. As Shawn heads to the ring, he takes the ladder in the aisle and places it in the center of the ring. He talks about how he stood equal everyone until he was no longer happy with it and decided to step up and rise about everyone else by climbing the WWF ladder to sit on top. He says he will continue to sit on top of the WWF, and after all is said and done, he will be standing tall as the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion at WrestleMania 10. Shawn then goes on to say that his being declared the winner will be the last thing Razor Ramon sees as he is looking at the lights.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time that people stopped cheating on their taxes.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Phil Apollo.
This week on Raw: Yokozuna vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
During the WrestleMania 10 Report, it is announced that Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids On The Block will be appearing at the event. We then hear from Yokozuna, Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji. Cornette says there is a word on everyone's lips in the WWF: confidence. He says WWF President Jack Tunney is confident that he made the right decision concerning the Royal Rumble Match as well as WrestleMania 10, that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is confident that he will beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship as well as straighten his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart out, and that Lex Luger is confident he will beat Bret. But he says that when you have confidence, you had better back it up, and only Yokozuna is able to back up his own confidence going into WrestleMania 10, as he has put people in the hospital, wreaked havoc and overcome every challenge despite all the obstacles in his path to retain the WWF Championship. He tells Luger to get confident, and says Bret will be focused on other things as he will be torn that he had to face his brother Owen on pay-per-view, which will make him unable to win it all at WrestleMania 10. We then hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says he is ready to go with Crush at WrestleMania 10. It is then announced that there will be a ten-man tag team match between the team of The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bar Gunn), Tatanka, The 1-2-3 Kid and Thurman "Sparky Plug" and the team of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Irwin R. Schyster, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and "The Model" Rick Martel at WrestleMania 10. (The match never happens due to time constraints, and is pushed back to the Raw after WrestleMania 10.)
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Adam Bomb with the Sharpshooter. During the match, "The Rocket" Owen Hart is seen watching the match from across the aisle.
We hear from Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). Polo says The Quebecers are guaranteed victory at WrestleMania 10, and Jacques says September 13th was the beginning of a new legend when they won the tag team titles. Polo then mocks Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) through hip hop verse.
Next week: "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Diesel! The Funeral Parlor with special guest "The Rocket" Owen Hart! Lex Luger!
Monday, February 7, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 7, 1994
Bastion Booger guests on commentary this week...and boy, does he ever eat.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Reno Riggins and Barry Horowitz.
The Coliseum Home Video release of Royal Rumble 1994 will be available March 2nd.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats John Paul with the Sharpshooter.
Paul Bearer, standing in a graveyard, tells us that The Undertaker hasn't really left us, and that someone else has seen him as well. As Paul Bearer speaks, we see The Undertaker walk by in the background.
The WWF Fan Festival comes to The Rotunda at Madison Square Garden.from March 18th to the 20th.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) show up during Irwin R. Schyster vs. Marty Janetty before the break, but are ushered back to the back with threats of a heavy fine during commercials.
Irwin R. Schsyter beats Marty Jannetty after the distraction from Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre), who surround Razor Ramon, who has also appeared to even the odds before The Quebecers arrive. After the match, Razor Ramon attacks IRS, and he and Marty Janetty fight off The Quebecers.
Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty have demanded a tag team title match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) from WWF President Jack Tunney in two weeks time, as the Westminster Dog Show will be pre-empting Raw next week.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Duane Gill.
Jim Cornette isn't worried about Yokozuna losing the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 10, but Cornette doesn't want him to face Lex Luger due to what happened around SummerSlam last year. Nevertheless, Cornette claims that Yokozuna is ready for him.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage takes on Crush in a Falls Count Anywhere match with a twist: whoever is pinned has sixty seconds to make it back to the ring, or else they will lose the match. Also, Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Shawn Michaels in a Ladder Match, with both Razor's real belt and Michaels' fake belt hung high above the ring.
Crush beats Todd Mata.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo are so angry that Pierre is breaking the wall with his fists. The tag team title match is on.
In two weeks: Bret Hart vs. one of The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey)! Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty vs The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)!
The show ends with Bastion Booger getting Alpo and Milk Bones (with Booger eating the latter), and a cut to The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and Doink and Dink making dog bark noises.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Reno Riggins and Barry Horowitz.
The Coliseum Home Video release of Royal Rumble 1994 will be available March 2nd.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats John Paul with the Sharpshooter.
Paul Bearer, standing in a graveyard, tells us that The Undertaker hasn't really left us, and that someone else has seen him as well. As Paul Bearer speaks, we see The Undertaker walk by in the background.
The WWF Fan Festival comes to The Rotunda at Madison Square Garden.from March 18th to the 20th.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) show up during Irwin R. Schyster vs. Marty Janetty before the break, but are ushered back to the back with threats of a heavy fine during commercials.
Irwin R. Schsyter beats Marty Jannetty after the distraction from Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre), who surround Razor Ramon, who has also appeared to even the odds before The Quebecers arrive. After the match, Razor Ramon attacks IRS, and he and Marty Janetty fight off The Quebecers.
Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty have demanded a tag team title match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) from WWF President Jack Tunney in two weeks time, as the Westminster Dog Show will be pre-empting Raw next week.
Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Duane Gill.
Jim Cornette isn't worried about Yokozuna losing the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 10, but Cornette doesn't want him to face Lex Luger due to what happened around SummerSlam last year. Nevertheless, Cornette claims that Yokozuna is ready for him.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage takes on Crush in a Falls Count Anywhere match with a twist: whoever is pinned has sixty seconds to make it back to the ring, or else they will lose the match. Also, Razor Ramon defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Shawn Michaels in a Ladder Match, with both Razor's real belt and Michaels' fake belt hung high above the ring.
Crush beats Todd Mata.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo are so angry that Pierre is breaking the wall with his fists. The tag team title match is on.
In two weeks: Bret Hart vs. one of The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey)! Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty vs The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)!
The show ends with Bastion Booger getting Alpo and Milk Bones (with Booger eating the latter), and a cut to The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and Doink and Dink making dog bark noises.
Monday, January 17, 1994
Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 17, 1994
Crush guests on commentary for this week.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Terry Austin with the Sharpshooter. During the match, reporter Stan Lane is interviewed via telephone from Madison Square Garden. He is watching the championship rematch between former WWE Tag Team Champions The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and the new champions Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid, who won the titles from them last week. After the match, Vince McMahon interviews Owen and his brother Bret Hart. He still looks forward to facing The Quebecers and hopefully a shot at the tag team titles. As for Bret, it doesn't matter who they face as long as they get that tag team title shot eventually.
Tatanka beats George South.
We get a look at WWF Women's Champion Alundra Blayze.
Vince McMahon interviews WWF Champion Yokozuna in the ring. Jim Cornette is not here as he is in a press conference in Japan to plan a victory celebration for Yokozuna in Tokyo. It doesn't take long for Paul Bearer to show up with a custom-made double-wide, double-deep wooden casket. Mr. Fuji is eager to take a look, but Yokozuna, still afraid of caskets as ever, is very reluctant to even go halfway across the ring, but eventually approaches it. When Yokozuna gets a look inside the casket, The Undertaker pops out as soon as Yokozuna tries to lift the lid. Yokozuna makes a hasty retreat, as does Mr. Fuji.
Bret and Owen Hart take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) next week on Raw.
Diesel beats Scott Powers. During the match, it is announced via telephone by Stan Lane that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) have taken the WWF Tag Team Championships from Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid at Madison Square Garden.
The official WWF Royal Rumble program is available on newsstands tomorrow. This coming Saturday, WWF Mania will announce the official order of competitors in the Royal Rumble match.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification when Crush attacks Savage. Crush and Schyster attack Savage, and I.R.S. takes down Tatanka when he tries to make the save. Yokozuna shows up and assists Crush and I.R.S., followed by Lex Luger, Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bret Hart. A two-on-one brawl turns into a mini-Royal Rumble that ends the show.
"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Terry Austin with the Sharpshooter. During the match, reporter Stan Lane is interviewed via telephone from Madison Square Garden. He is watching the championship rematch between former WWE Tag Team Champions The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and the new champions Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid, who won the titles from them last week. After the match, Vince McMahon interviews Owen and his brother Bret Hart. He still looks forward to facing The Quebecers and hopefully a shot at the tag team titles. As for Bret, it doesn't matter who they face as long as they get that tag team title shot eventually.
Tatanka beats George South.
We get a look at WWF Women's Champion Alundra Blayze.
Vince McMahon interviews WWF Champion Yokozuna in the ring. Jim Cornette is not here as he is in a press conference in Japan to plan a victory celebration for Yokozuna in Tokyo. It doesn't take long for Paul Bearer to show up with a custom-made double-wide, double-deep wooden casket. Mr. Fuji is eager to take a look, but Yokozuna, still afraid of caskets as ever, is very reluctant to even go halfway across the ring, but eventually approaches it. When Yokozuna gets a look inside the casket, The Undertaker pops out as soon as Yokozuna tries to lift the lid. Yokozuna makes a hasty retreat, as does Mr. Fuji.
Bret and Owen Hart take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) next week on Raw.
Diesel beats Scott Powers. During the match, it is announced via telephone by Stan Lane that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) have taken the WWF Tag Team Championships from Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid at Madison Square Garden.
The official WWF Royal Rumble program is available on newsstands tomorrow. This coming Saturday, WWF Mania will announce the official order of competitors in the Royal Rumble match.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification when Crush attacks Savage. Crush and Schyster attack Savage, and I.R.S. takes down Tatanka when he tries to make the save. Yokozuna shows up and assists Crush and I.R.S., followed by Lex Luger, Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bret Hart. A two-on-one brawl turns into a mini-Royal Rumble that ends the show.
Saturday, January 15, 1994
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 15, 1994
Lex Luger beats Bastion Booger.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart congratulates The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty on beating The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championship, but "The Rocket" Owen Hart is not happy with the fact that his big break slipped away. Bret says he knows they will be the first person to get a title shot The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty after they beat The Quebecers at Royal Rumble. Bret says he will now dedicate his career to tag team wrestling and his brother Owen after completing all his single matches and 1-on-1 obligations, so he and Owen can win the tag team titles.
It is announced that Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid will be defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) this Monday night in Madison Square Garden in New York City. We hear from The Quebecers and Johnny Polo, who says Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid pulled the upset of the century and that they were not ready; however, he placed a clause in the contract that gave The Quebecers a return match just in case they lost. Jacques vows The Quebecers will win their titles back. Meanwhile, we hear from Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid. Jannetty says The Quebecers aren't laughing so much now after taking them lightly and asks how they feel now. He tells The Quebecers that if they cannot get it done, they might as well return to Canada. The 1-2-3 Kid says they will see if it was a fluke victory, and that hopefully they will defend the titles and keep them.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat J.W. Storm and Tony DeVito. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Afa and The Headshrinkers, who are psyching themselves up for the Royal Rumble Match.
Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden for this Monday night with a triple main event. It is also announced that ticket buyers will get the first opportunity to buy tickets for WrestleMania 10 before their release to the general public on January 24th. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Tatanka, Rick Steiner will take on Ludvig Borga, Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and there will also be a 30-man New York City Rumble. We hear from Jarrett, who is not concerned about being the underdog against Razor Ramon. He says Razor's undefeated streak in Madison Square Garden will come to an end, and he will find out he is all about. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who says there is no way to forget what Jarrett has said about him, as people are asking him to "give Jeff Jarrett one for them." He says big trouble is coming to Jarrett, and tells him to get ready for Monday night.
Nicole Froton is the honorary guest ring announcer for the next match.
Tatanka beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Ludvig Borga, who says he will destroy Tatanka for good at Royal Rumble.
Jim Ross interviews Yokozuna, Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette. Before the interview begins, we see footage of Paul Bearer and The Undertaker unveiling the double-wide, double-deep casket intended for Yokozuna, with Paul Bearer saying it will be a ride that he will never forgot and that instead of kicking the titles, all Yokozuna has to do is kick the bucket. He then says that he will not hear any external noise at all. The Undertaker says all Yokozuna will hear is the hounds of Hell baying for his soul. Cornette feels hornswoggled after seeing the footage, and admits that Yokozuna is afraid not of The Undertaker, but of the casket, which he calls "a box" so as not to further scare Yokozuna. He says that because of the fans, WWF President Jack Tunney, Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, they are all victims of a con job. He tells Paul Bearer and The Undertaker that they have backed Yokozuna into a corner and that Yokozuna will come out fighting, doing everything in his power and fighting out of instinct after his one fear was used against him, and that they had better be ready to prepare all the fixings and trimmings of a first-class funeral for The Undertaker that is long overdue, as The Undertaker will be laid to rest along with the hopes and dreams of taking the WWF Championship away from him.
Virgil beats Derek Domino by submission.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Shawn Michaels, who says his chances of winning the Royal Rumble Match are great. Suddenly, Bam Bam Bigelow butts in and says he will win the match, as does "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, Crush, Adam Bomb and "The Model" Rick Martel. Shawn then says he and Diesel will toss everyone out two people at a time, then Diesel will graciously climb out over the top rope to let him, but Diesel says he will not throw the Rumble, which starts an argument between the two of them.
During the Royal Rumble Report, we hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says nobody will rain on his parade when he wins the Royal Rumble Match and goes on to WrestleMania 10, where he will win the WWF Championship for a third time. He is back and better than ever, as the madness has kicked in and he is going to win. We also hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn), who say they are gearing up for the match and are ready for a potential brawl between themselves. We then hear from The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty. Jannetty says they will stick together until they face each other at the end, when they try to toss each other over the top rope.
Shawn Michaels is on the cover as well as the inside of the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available now.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says 1994 is the year that all the "tax cheats" will pay, as 1994 will be "the year of the audit."
Irwin R. Schyster beats Tony Roy. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who says that I.R.S. may have ripped off the gold around his neck, but he will never rip the gold off his waist in their match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden for this Monday night with a triple main event. It is announced that The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson), The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn), The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey), Scott Putski, Ivan Putski, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush will all be in the 30-man New York City Rumble. We hear from Crush, who says that this Monday night, the long, slow painful clock will come to a ticking end, and in case he does not win the New York City Rumble, it will be worth trying to end Savage's career, as he hates him and his fans and he cannot wait to destroy him. We then hear from Savage, who says that he plans to win the New York City Rumble, and if Crush is in his way, that will be a free shot on Crush for all to see as he attempts to win.
Next week: Ludvig Borga! Doink! Shawn Michaels! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) vs. Adam Bomb and Rick Martel! A special interview with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart!
The Undertaker beats Dwayne Gill.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart congratulates The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty on beating The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championship, but "The Rocket" Owen Hart is not happy with the fact that his big break slipped away. Bret says he knows they will be the first person to get a title shot The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty after they beat The Quebecers at Royal Rumble. Bret says he will now dedicate his career to tag team wrestling and his brother Owen after completing all his single matches and 1-on-1 obligations, so he and Owen can win the tag team titles.
It is announced that Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid will be defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) this Monday night in Madison Square Garden in New York City. We hear from The Quebecers and Johnny Polo, who says Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid pulled the upset of the century and that they were not ready; however, he placed a clause in the contract that gave The Quebecers a return match just in case they lost. Jacques vows The Quebecers will win their titles back. Meanwhile, we hear from Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid. Jannetty says The Quebecers aren't laughing so much now after taking them lightly and asks how they feel now. He tells The Quebecers that if they cannot get it done, they might as well return to Canada. The 1-2-3 Kid says they will see if it was a fluke victory, and that hopefully they will defend the titles and keep them.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat J.W. Storm and Tony DeVito. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Afa and The Headshrinkers, who are psyching themselves up for the Royal Rumble Match.
Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden for this Monday night with a triple main event. It is also announced that ticket buyers will get the first opportunity to buy tickets for WrestleMania 10 before their release to the general public on January 24th. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Tatanka, Rick Steiner will take on Ludvig Borga, Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and there will also be a 30-man New York City Rumble. We hear from Jarrett, who is not concerned about being the underdog against Razor Ramon. He says Razor's undefeated streak in Madison Square Garden will come to an end, and he will find out he is all about. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who says there is no way to forget what Jarrett has said about him, as people are asking him to "give Jeff Jarrett one for them." He says big trouble is coming to Jarrett, and tells him to get ready for Monday night.
Nicole Froton is the honorary guest ring announcer for the next match.
Tatanka beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Ludvig Borga, who says he will destroy Tatanka for good at Royal Rumble.
Jim Ross interviews Yokozuna, Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette. Before the interview begins, we see footage of Paul Bearer and The Undertaker unveiling the double-wide, double-deep casket intended for Yokozuna, with Paul Bearer saying it will be a ride that he will never forgot and that instead of kicking the titles, all Yokozuna has to do is kick the bucket. He then says that he will not hear any external noise at all. The Undertaker says all Yokozuna will hear is the hounds of Hell baying for his soul. Cornette feels hornswoggled after seeing the footage, and admits that Yokozuna is afraid not of The Undertaker, but of the casket, which he calls "a box" so as not to further scare Yokozuna. He says that because of the fans, WWF President Jack Tunney, Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, they are all victims of a con job. He tells Paul Bearer and The Undertaker that they have backed Yokozuna into a corner and that Yokozuna will come out fighting, doing everything in his power and fighting out of instinct after his one fear was used against him, and that they had better be ready to prepare all the fixings and trimmings of a first-class funeral for The Undertaker that is long overdue, as The Undertaker will be laid to rest along with the hopes and dreams of taking the WWF Championship away from him.
Virgil beats Derek Domino by submission.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Shawn Michaels, who says his chances of winning the Royal Rumble Match are great. Suddenly, Bam Bam Bigelow butts in and says he will win the match, as does "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, Crush, Adam Bomb and "The Model" Rick Martel. Shawn then says he and Diesel will toss everyone out two people at a time, then Diesel will graciously climb out over the top rope to let him, but Diesel says he will not throw the Rumble, which starts an argument between the two of them.
During the Royal Rumble Report, we hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says nobody will rain on his parade when he wins the Royal Rumble Match and goes on to WrestleMania 10, where he will win the WWF Championship for a third time. He is back and better than ever, as the madness has kicked in and he is going to win. We also hear from The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn), who say they are gearing up for the match and are ready for a potential brawl between themselves. We then hear from The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty. Jannetty says they will stick together until they face each other at the end, when they try to toss each other over the top rope.
Shawn Michaels is on the cover as well as the inside of the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available now.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says 1994 is the year that all the "tax cheats" will pay, as 1994 will be "the year of the audit."
Irwin R. Schyster beats Tony Roy. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who says that I.R.S. may have ripped off the gold around his neck, but he will never rip the gold off his waist in their match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden for this Monday night with a triple main event. It is announced that The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson), The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn), The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey), Scott Putski, Ivan Putski, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush will all be in the 30-man New York City Rumble. We hear from Crush, who says that this Monday night, the long, slow painful clock will come to a ticking end, and in case he does not win the New York City Rumble, it will be worth trying to end Savage's career, as he hates him and his fans and he cannot wait to destroy him. We then hear from Savage, who says that he plans to win the New York City Rumble, and if Crush is in his way, that will be a free shot on Crush for all to see as he attempts to win.
Next week: Ludvig Borga! Doink! Shawn Michaels! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) vs. Adam Bomb and Rick Martel! A special interview with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart!
The Undertaker beats Dwayne Gill.
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