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Monday, June 19, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 19, 1995

The Undertaker beats Mike McReynolds. After the match, the two fans who put out the black funeral wreathe are seen in the front row near the entrance ramp. Also, Mike McReynolds is placed in a bodybag. The Undertaker then goes off the ropes, jumps up and stomps McReynolds.

Next week, the WWF World Tour de Force heads to England, New York and Baltimore, Maryland.

Man Mountain Rock doesn't care about what Bob Backlund's political platform is. He says that if Backlund was trying to get his attention, he's got it.

Adam Bomb beats Bill Payne.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart says that he'll have Jerry "The King" Lawler kissing his foot at King of the Ring.

Razor Ramon, assuming he is medically cleared, will take on Yokozuna in the final first-round match of the King of the Ring Tournament.

Barry Didinsky advertises the "Diesel Power" T-Shirt, only $16 with $3.95 shipping and handling.

The Million Dollar Corporation (Sycho Sid and Tatanka) beats The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione).

Vince McMahon interviews Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow. He hopes to withstand another power bomb, especially if his elbow takes the hit. Bam Bam Bigelow says that they have what it takes for King of the Ring.

Jerry "The King" Lawler invites us to his dungeon of torture, which has a spiked chair and a fallbrett, among other things. He compares it to the torture of going through the King of the Ring tournament, then makes jokes towards Bret "The Hit Man" Hart kissing his nasty, disgusting royal feet on Sunday night.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley beats Buck Quartermaine.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Savio Vega next week on Raw!

Shawn Michaels beats Gus Kantarakis. During the match, it is announced that the WWF Superstar Hotline is mentioning what WWF President Jack Tunney might do if Razor Ramon is unable to compete in the King of the Ring tournament. After the match, Kama tries to ambush Shawn, but Shawn sees him coming and knocks him out of the ring. The Undertaker shows up, surrounded by officials, and he stands on the apron staring Kama down. Mabel shows up, and he is squarely focused on The Undertaker.

Monday, May 29, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 29, 1995

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett starts the show by saying he will beat The Undertaker to qualify for the King of the Ring tournament, and that he is not afraid of him or Paul Bearer. When The Undertaker's entrance music hits and the lights suddenly go out, however, Jarrett quickly changes his tune.

It is announced that Diesel is recovering from reconstructive elbow surgery after the power bomb that he suffered from Sycho Sid.

Sycho Sid beats Mike Khoury.

Diesel says his elbow injury occured when Sycho Sid choke slammed and his elbow hit the mat. During the power bomb, he landed on his elbow, rupturing part of it and tearing a tendon. Thankfully, Dr. James Andrews and the fine folks at HealthSouth Medical Center were able to correct this.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett insists to The Roadie that he is ready for The Undertaker.

A special one-hour version of WrestleMania 11 will be broadcast this Sunday night at on NBC. Check your local listing for time and channel.

Adam Bomb beats Bob Cook.

Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow have accepted "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's challenge on last week's Superstars, and they will take on Tatanka and Sycho Sid at King of the King.

Hakushi beats John Snakowski. Before the match, Hakushi and Shinja pull out a replica of Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's head out of a burlap bag.

"The Big Cat" Ernie Ladd and Ivan Putski have been inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame.

Vince McMahon interviews Alundra Blayze inside the ring. She tells Bertha Faye she's ready for her and her manager and alleged boyfriend Harvey Wippleman. She's back and she plans on keeping the WWF Women's Championship for a long, long time.

"The King of Harts" Owen Hart takes on The British Bulldog in a King of the Ring qualifying match next week on Raw.

Fans can follow Diesel's recovery from reconstructive elbow surgery with Jim Ross and The Ross Report on Option 6 on the WWF SuperStar Hotline.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Gary Scott and Aaron Ferguson.

Razor Ramon has beaten Jacob Blu to qualify for the King of the Ring tournament on the May 20th edition of Superstars, and Kama has beaten Duke "The Dumpster" Droese to qualify for the tournament the following week.

Barry Didinsky hawks the new glowing Undertaker shirt, only $16! Also available: the new Monday Night Raw ballcap!

The Undertaker beats "Double J" Jeff Jarrett to qualify for the King of the Ring tournament.

Next week: Savio Vega in his Raw debut! Man Mountain Rock!

Bob Backlund says that he will require today's youth to listen to classical music if he were elected President.

Monday, May 1, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 1, 1995

The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) beat George Anderson and Ron Hagan.

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Butler Stevens.

It is announced that The 1-2-3 Kid will not be at In Your House due to injuries caused by "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and The Roadie, and that Razor Ramon demanded to WWF President Jack Tunney that the match go on. It will, albeit as a handicap match. On Option 6 of the WWF Superstar Hotline, you can hear Jim Ross' interview with Razor Ramon from this morning on The Ross Report.

Owen Hart faces Bart Gunn, and Doink faces "Double J" Jeff Jarrett...next week on Raw!

Mantaur - now managed by Jim Cornette - beats Sonny Rogers.

Man Mountain Rock has to tell Nicholas Turturro he's a WWE Superstar and a rock 'n roller.

Sycho Sid vs. Razor Ramon ends before it can even begin with Sid attacks Razor Ramon before the bell can ring. Diesel shows up and chases Sid out of the ring.

Adam Bomb beats Dave Sigfrid. Before the match, it is announced that Adam Bomb will take on Mabel at In Your House.

Razor Ramon is in no position to speak in the locker room as officials - and Diesel - check on him.

We get another look at Hunter Hearst Helmsley. We only get a few words from him, though.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beats Kevin Kruger and Bill Duke.

Razor Ramon's condition will be updated on next week.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, much to the surprise of Jerry "The King" Lawler. He calls Lawler a liar for saying he commited to facing Hakushi at In Your House to duck a match with him, and tells Lawler he will face him after he's done with Hakushi.

Monday, April 10, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 10, 1995

Jerry "The King" Lawler joins Vince McMahon on commentary this week.

Adam Bomb and Tatanka wrestle to a double count-out.

The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione) beat Tony DeVito and Mike Bell.

The WrestleMania XI Encore Plus presentation is tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central on pay-per-view!

We get out first look at Jean-Pierre LaFitte, a pirate and descendant of Jean LaFitte who plans to deep-six in the World Wrestling Federation with the power of some gold coins that are said to have magical powers. He takes on Duke "The Dumpster" Droese next week on Raw.

We finally see the beating that Sycho Sid gave Shawn Michaels last week. During the break, we find out that Shawn Michaels had enough of Sycho Sid and said he has been beaten up by people bigger and better than him, and more or less dismissed him from his bodyguard duty. Sid took offense to this and laid waste to Michaels with two devastating power bombs before putting his boot on the back of Michaels. After the show went off the air, Diesel got help from the officials as Sycho Sid mocked him and his friendship with Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels was then carried to the back on a stretcher. It is then announced that Shawn Michaels will be out of action for some time.

Kama - now wearing a gold chain melted down and made from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer's urn - around his neck - beats Scott Taylor.

It is announced that Alundra Blayze suffered a broken nose last week and had to undergo reconstructive nose surgery in Minneapolis after last week's post-match beatdown from an unknown individual, who is now revealed to be more than a fan.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly can't wait to see what their opponents have tonight, and Bret plans to get a piece of Hakushi for himself.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beat "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Yokozuna and Hakushi, with a surprise schoolboy from Holly on Owen Hart after Bret Kick drop kicks his brother.

Next week on Raw: Yokozuna and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly!

Monday, February 20, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw Deal for February 20, 1995

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett says tonight is the night that he puts the Figure Four Leg Lock on Diesel, but Diesel says the WWF is going to be unplugged when he knocks Jarrett's light out.

Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.

Bam Bam Bigelow, fresh off his 30-day suspension, beats Gary Sabaugh. After the match, Bigelow continues to goad Lawrence "L.T." Taylor into a match with him, calling him a punk and a coward.

Adam Bomb beats Rip Rogers.

It's time for The King's Court. Tonight's guest is Shawn Michaels, who shows up after Jerry "The King" Lawler makes some bold, unfounded claims that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is racist towards the Japanese for making "slanted statements." After Michaels shows up, Lawler quickly changes his tune. Michaels says he's been a marked man ever since he won the Royal Rumble match, and that it's only going to get worse from here. Because of this, he has found it necessary to find another bodyguard, and annouces that he has finally done it. His new bodyguard is none other than...Sid Vicious, who hasn't been seen in WWF in quite some time. Sid says Shawn can trust him because Shawn figured out that he has "no feelings for any living soul" and will be at his side at all times, as there will be no bad times while they are together. Sid promises that he and Shawn will soon rule the world.

Tonight on the WWF hotline: Lex Luger spending Super Bowl weekend with Michael Jordan and Emmitt Smith.

The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli Blu) beat Mark Starr and Leroy Howard. This is the first Raw appearance of their manager Uncle Zebekiah. During the match, Todd Pettengill announces that WWF has gotten off the phone with Lawrence "L.T." Taylor, who is coming to Raw next week to respond to Bam Bam Bigelow's challenge.

Diesel was at NBA All Star Weekend last weekend, along with Salt 'n Pepa, Jennifer Van Hoy from Blossom, Tatyana Ali from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Atlanta Braves outfielder David Justice, Cal Ripken Jr. of the Baltimore Orioles, NBA All-Star Danny Manning of the Phoenix Suns and Charles Robinson of the San Antonio Spurs.

Diesel retains the WWF Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. The Roadie tries to pick a fight with Diesel after the match, but Diesel puts him out with a big boot before putting him into the Jackknife Power Bomb. As Diesel celebrates, Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up and watch Diesel from a distance.

Shawn Michaels and Sid Vicious show up again after the break, and they approach the commentary table. Jim Cornette wants Sid away from him because he's nuts, but Shawn Michaels knows that and says he wouldn't want to be in Diesel's shoes as Sid would knock him out of them as much as he can fill them.

Next week: Lex Luger takes on Tatanka in the 100th episode of Raw.

Monday, November 28, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 28, 1994

This past Saturday at Madison Square Garden, Diesel beats Bob Backlund in eight seconds to win the WWF Championship!

"The King" Jerry Lawler guests on commentary for this week.

"The King of Harts" Owen Hart beats John Paul with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is interviewed by telephone. He has a stretched ligament and a stretched muscle, but he'll be back in time for the new year. As for Owen, he says he has yet to see the Survivor Series encore so that he can watch the match again and try to figure out exactly what happened at Survivor Series.

The Survivor Series encore is only on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central exclusively on pay-per-view!

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase are accompanied by someone draped in a black cloak with no discernable features, as if they were dressed like a Druid. Irwin R. Schyster still wants The Undertake to pay up.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Adam Bomb thanks to the interference of the Druid, then I.R.S. and the Druid attacks Adam Bomb. Before we can find out who it is, Lex Luger shows up and rushes everyone out of the ring, but not before Luger gets a few shots in on I.R.S.

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Tony DeVito.

We meet Henry O. Godwinn in his hog farm in Arkansas. The meanest hog will soon be him when he arrives in the World Wrestling Federation.

Steven Bowles in the special guest flagbearer for Lex Luger's entrance tonight.

Lex Luger beats Bert Centeno with the Torture Rack.

Vince McMahon interviews the new WWF Champion Diesel inside the ring. Diesel appreciates the standing ovation from the crowd. He said that his team had a strategy at Survivor Series, and says that Shawn Michaels didn't want to get in until Razor Ramon was knocked out...and that Shawn loves the spotlight. Diesel says Shawn Michaels may have gotten away, and that he would have gotten his hands on him if he didn't. With Bret Hart out of action, WWF President Jack Tunney made Diesel #1 contender for the WWF Championship. Diesel says he got up at 4 AM, walked the streets, and was encouraged by passers-by. As for Bob Backlund, he admits the bow-ties are quite stellar and that Backlund is a real man and a real wrestler, but he tells Backlund he'll have to get the Crossface Chicken Wing on him if he is to stand a chance. Diesel also says that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is a great wrestler and champion, especially after their match back at King of the Ring. He then says that he plans to become a fighting champion, and if Bret Hart wants a shot at the title, he's got it. He then says "Long live the New WWF Generation."



"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on The British Bulldog next week on Raw!

Bob Backlund guests on commentary during the next match.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Buck Quartermaine and Gary Scott.

Bob Backlund vows to put the Crossface Chicken Wing on Diesel, then promises to do the same to Vince McMahon before he retires.

Monday, November 21, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 21, 1994

Razor Ramon is attacked by Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before he can face Diesel. Officials have to break up the brawl, and the show immediately goes to break.

Jim Cornette guests on commentary this week.

Tatanka beats Chris Canyon.

Adam Bomb beats Jason Ahrndt. During the match, it is announced that Alundra Blayze lost the WWF Women's Championship to Bull Nakano at the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan last night.

Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette preview Monday Night Raw for Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis.

It is announced that Razor Ramon vs. Diesel will happen tonight after all, despite the attack on Razor.

It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler and Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy have been discussing Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink. The discussion doesn't go for very long before Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink hit them with water guns.

The Survivor Series Hotline will have a random Superstar chosen every five minutes to man the lines during Survivor Series.

Irwin R. Schyster has repossessed the burial place of a dead man over taxes in an attempt to get to The Undertaker.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Matt Hardy. During the match, it is announced that Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, The British Bulldog, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker, Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink will be on the New York Daily News float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

Paul Bearer and The Undertaker tell Yokozuna it is the end for him, and that his soul will never be the same again.

Diesel shows up with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett before the next match. Razor Ramon shows up with Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, and The 1-2-3 Kid to even up the numbers game.

Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends with a brawl between The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog, The 1-2-3 Kid) and The Teamsters (Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels, and "Double J" Jeff Jarrett).

Monday, October 24, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 24, 1994

Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Yokozuna by count-out after a mysterious figure in a robe pushes a casket to ringside. Yokozuna bumps into it and runs straight to the back upon seeing it.

Survivor Series is Wednesday night, November 23rd. It's official: Bret "The Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against Bob Backlund at Survivor Series, and a Survivor Series Elimination Match is set up: Guts 'n Glory (Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Lex Luger, Adam Bomb, Mabel) vs. The Million Dollar Team (Bam Bam Bigelow, Tatanka, King Kong Bundy, Dr. Tom Pritchard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).

Bob Backlund and Lex Luger square off next week on Raw!

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Mike Bell and Barry Hardy.

Tatanka says that Lex Luger won't stand a chance against Bob Backlund's crossface chicken wing next week.

Tatanka beats Scott Taylor. Tatanka's finisher Papoose To Go is now renamed End of the Trail. Tatanka then attacks Taylor after the match, and tells Lex Luger he's next.

Adam Bomb beats Phil Apollo. After the match, Bob Backlund rushes into the ring and takes Adam Bomb down with the crossface chicken wing.

It's time for The King's Court. He shows us yet another king tonight, as Doink recently introduced another mini-Doink named Pink. He brings out Sleazy, Queasy and the newest member of the royal family: Cheesy. They issues a challenge to Doink: Him, Dink, Wink and Pink versus the four of them.

Diesel and Shawn Michaels defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid on WWF Action Zone this Sunday!

Diesel beats Ben Jordan.

Next week! More on the Survivor Series! The Undertaker guests on The King's Court!

Bob Backlund shows up again before the end of the show and dances around in the ring.

Monday, September 12, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 12, 1994

The Undertaker beats Kwang after spitting Kwang's green mist right back at him.

SummerSlam will be available on Coliseum Home Video on October 5th!

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Tim McNeany with the Camel Clutch, then puts him in it again.

"The King" Jerry Lawler takes on Duke "The Dumpster" Droese next week on Raw!

It's time for The King's Court. In "The King" Jerry Lawler's hand is a note from WWF President Jack Tunney telling him to apologize again, this time to Doink the Clown and Dink for popping Dink's balloons last weekend on Superstars. He invites Doink and Dink into his court as guest, and the duo show up. After some banter between the two sides, Doink and Dink bring them a present to show that there are no hard feelings. Two officials bring a gift box to the ring, and Doink offers to open when Lawler refuses to open it due to his familiarity with their tricks. Doink opens it up for him, and inside is a garbage can. Doink tells Lawler that Duke "The Dumpster" Droese will take the trash - which is Lawler - out of the World Wrestling Federation. Lawler then tries to kick the trash can to get a leg up on Doink, but Lawler hurts his toes and Doink reveals that there were weights at the bottom of the can.

Shawn Michaels and Diesel beat Tony DeVito and Paul Van Dale.

Adam Bomb beats Dwayne Gill.

The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) beat Barry Hardy and Bert Centeno. Abe "Knuckleball" Schwarts appears with his "I'm On Strike" sign during the match.

Next week: a special interview with Bob Backlund! Lex Luger! Yokozuna!

Monday, July 25, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for July 25, 1994

Tatanka beats Nikolai Volkoff. "Macho Man" Randy Savage calls out "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, telling him to pay up. DiBiase tells Tatanka that he was impressed with him tonight, and that maybe he earned this money, but he could never do that to Lex Luger on his best day. He finally pays up. Tatanka tells DiBiase he can beat Lex Luger on his worst day. As DiBiase speaks, telling him to put his money where his mouth is, Lex Luger shows up and asks Tatanka if he's challenging him. Tatanka says he can beat him anytime, anywhere. Luger tells him to name the place and time, and he'll be there. Luger leaves, and DiBiase says if Tatanka wants "his Luger," all he has to do is let him know.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Joey Stallings and Barry Hardy.

Razor Ramon battles Shawn Michaels next week on Raw!

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Jim Powers by submission.

Alundra Blayze takes on Bull Nakano next week on Raw!

Jim Ross interviews Alundra Blayze in the ring. JR mentions her challenge to anyone in the world for the WWF Women's Championship. Blayze says she's done with her first challenger, Luna Vachon. She says that her challenger for next week, Japanese women's wrestling superstar Bull Nakano, can beat most of the men in the WWF. Suddenly, Luna Vachon shows up and claims she's responsible for bringing Bull Nakano to America. Blayze doesn't sweat it, saying she has the Women's title now and she'll still have it after next week.

Yokozuna beats Adam Bomb by count-out after interference by Harvey Whippleman and Kwang. Adam Bomb makes Harvey Whippleman pay by tossing Harvey into Kwang.

The WWF Intercontinental Championship will be on the line as Diesel defends the title against Razor Ramon.

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, Jim Ross interviews "The King" Jerry Lawler via telephone. Lawler takes verbal shots at Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, and says he's going to finish him off once and for all.

Monday, April 4, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 4, 1994

Adam Bomb and Earthquake had a heated verbal altercation before the show.

Gorilla Monsoon guests on commentary this week.

Earthquake beats Adam Bomb.

Lex Luger calls out Mr. Perfect for taking his grudge against him out on him at WrestleMania 10 and costing him the WWF Championship.

Gorilla Monsoon introduces and interviews Mr. Perfect, asking him to explain his actions at WrestleMania 10. He claims to have nothing against Lex Luger or Yokozuna, but says Lex Luger kept him from doing his job as the referee of the match. He says that if anyone has a problem with how he called, they're the ones with the problem. He then tells Lex Luger that if he touches him, he's gonna pay for it. Monsoon reminds Mr. Perfect that before all is said and done between Perfect and Luger, there will be a "Made In The U.S.A." stamp on the front of him just like how the back of his jacket says "Mr. Perfect."



Razor Ramon beats Austin Steele. During the match, it is mentioned that Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) won the WWF Tag Team Championships from The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) during the recent UK tour only to lose them back to The Quebecers two nights later.

Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) say they'll defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against anybody. Viewers get a chance to vote on who The Quebecers defend their titles against next week: The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mable and Mo), or The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn).

WrestleMania 10 will be available on Coliseum Home Video on May 4th.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett, Irwin R. Schyster, Samu, Fatu and "The Model" Rick Martel beat Tatanka, The 1-2-3 Kid, Thurman "Sparky" Plugg, Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn in a ten-man tag match originally scheduled for WrestleMania 10.



Shawn Michaels and Diesel introduce us to the Heartbreak Hotel, the hottest show in town where are there no vacancies and the place is booked solid. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels calls himself sole proprietor and Diesel is the manager, and that there will be no pilfering of towels or five-fingering of ashtrays, or else someone will answer to Diesel. Michaels then focuses on Razor Ramon, telling him that he and Razor are just getting started, and says that Diesel wants to challenge Razor for the WWF Intercontinental Championship and bring it back to the Heartbreak Hotel. Michaels tells Razor that he can check out of the Heartbreak Hotel, but he can never leave.



Yokozuna beats Scott Powers.

Saturday, February 26, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 26, 1994

Razor Ramon beats The Black Phantom.

On Update, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he has had a most difficult task set before him at WrestleMania 10, and that wrestling his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart is going to be hard to do. He says that Owen is a great wrestler and like a dog ready for the hunt, but when he steps in the ring with him, he will be in the ring with the best dog. He respects Lex Luger and what he said at last week's edition of The Funeral Parlor, and wishes him the best of luck against Yokozuna before reminding him that he will go down when he steps in the ring with him. We then hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who says that Bret's confidence is a cover-up for fear, as they both know that he is the better Hart and that Bret has been keeping him down in his shadow. At WrestleMania 10, he will step out of his shadow and prove he is the better Hart brother. He tells Bret not to look past him for the World title match, as he will not get past him.

Tony Bueti is the honorary ring announcer for the next match.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat John Paul and Miguel Rosado. Before the match, Johnny Polo - who replaces Stan Lane on commentary this week - accompanies The Quebecers in a black bathrobe, a snorkel mask and swim flippers. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the front of the crowd again. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Oscar, who tells The Quebecers that Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will beat them to become WWF Tag Team Champions.

We hear from Crush, who says that he has not been more prepared for anything in his life. He says the fans may be sick and tired of him interfering in "Macho Man" Randy Savage's business and that Savage may be sick and tired of seeing his face, but he is sick and tired of Savage, who he calls "a backstabbing snake." Crush says they will settle it once and for all at WrestleMania 10, and that Mr. Fuji has prepared him for the match. Mr. Fuji tells Savage he will pay from head to toe, and that there will be no mercy when Crush takes care of him once and for all. Crush says that he might take advantage of the rules of their Last Man Standing Match just to pin him in the ring again and again, as there is no room for the both of them in the WWF and it will be finished once and for all.

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Derek Domino.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Shawn Michaels in the ring. As Shawn heads to the ring, he takes the ladder in the aisle and places it in the center of the ring. He talks about how he stood equal everyone until he was no longer happy with it and decided to step up and rise about everyone else by climbing the WWF ladder to sit on top. He says he will continue to sit on top of the WWF, and after all is said and done, he will be standing tall as the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion at WrestleMania 10. Shawn then goes on to say that his being declared the winner will be the last thing Razor Ramon sees as he is looking at the lights.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time that people stopped cheating on their taxes.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Phil Apollo.

This week on Raw: Yokozuna vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage!

During the WrestleMania 10 Report, it is announced that Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids On The Block will be appearing at the event. We then hear from Yokozuna, Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji. Cornette says there is a word on everyone's lips in the WWF: confidence. He says WWF President Jack Tunney is confident that he made the right decision concerning the Royal Rumble Match as well as WrestleMania 10, that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is confident that he will beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship as well as straighten his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart out, and that Lex Luger is confident he will beat Bret. But he says that when you have confidence, you had better back it up, and only Yokozuna is able to back up his own confidence going into WrestleMania 10, as he has put people in the hospital, wreaked havoc and overcome every challenge despite all the obstacles in his path to retain the WWF Championship. He tells Luger to get confident, and says Bret will be focused on other things as he will be torn that he had to face his brother Owen on pay-per-view, which will make him unable to win it all at WrestleMania 10. We then hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says he is ready to go with Crush at WrestleMania 10. It is then announced that there will be a ten-man tag team match between the team of The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bar Gunn), Tatanka, The 1-2-3 Kid and Thurman "Sparky Plug" and the team of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Irwin R. Schyster, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and "The Model" Rick Martel at WrestleMania 10. (The match never happens due to time constraints, and is pushed back to the Raw after WrestleMania 10.)

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Adam Bomb with the Sharpshooter. During the match, "The Rocket" Owen Hart is seen watching the match from across the aisle.

We hear from Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). Polo says The Quebecers are guaranteed victory at WrestleMania 10, and Jacques says September 13th was the beginning of a new legend when they won the tag team titles. Polo then mocks Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) through hip hop verse.

Next week: "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Diesel! The Funeral Parlor with special guest "The Rocket" Owen Hart! Lex Luger!

Monday, January 24, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 24, 1994

This episode is the first ever to feature Jim Ross on commentary (albeit on guest commentary).

Lex Luger beats Austin Steele.

An encore presentation of Royal Rumble will air tomorrow night on pay-per-view.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats John Paul by pulling the tights.

The 1-2-3 Kid faces Johnny Polo next week on Raw.

In a match was originally scheduled as The Hart Brothers (Bret and Owen Hart) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), The Headshrinkers beat Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo). After the match, Mabel takes both of the Headshrinkers down.

Adam Bomb beats Tommy Angel.

We see Thurmann "Sparky" Plugg in his element at the racetrack, and he's soon coming to the WWF in singles competition.

Doink beats Joey Stallings.

Shawn Michaels beats Tyrone Knox.

Next week: Kwang! Special interviews with Bret Hart, Lex Luger and Owen Hart! Also, Bret Hart guests on Radio WWF this Saturday night!

Saturday, January 22, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 22, 1994

Ludvig Borga beats Tim McNeany with the Torture Rack. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells Ludvig Borga that he has prepared and has come with the wisdom of the chiefs and the power of the great spirit, and he will make his people proud by inflicting pain upon him.

We hear from The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo. Polo says The Quebecers have done what they said they would do, and took the tag team titles back from The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty. Polo says The Quebecers are ready for Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart, and says they will keep the belts at Royal Rumble while Bret and Owen beat the snot out of each other. Jacques says they will defend the tag team titles and show what true brotherly love is all about.

Doink quickly beats Corey Student. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who says that he will set the ring on fire and win the Royal Rumble Match against 28 other men and one clown.

Jim Ross announces that tickets for WrestleMania 10 will be on sale this Monday at the Madison Square Garden box office, all area TicketMaster outlets and by phone. He then advertises a show at Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York next Sunday at 1:30 PM with four main events. Bret "Hit Man" Hart will take on Irwin R. Schyster, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) face Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga in a two-out-of-three falls match, Lex Luger and Crush square off, and Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will go at it with The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). We hear from Johnny Polo, who says that Men on a Mission have terrible hairstyles and look like parachutes. He also says that Oscar stinks at rapper and that he is even better, and predicts that The Quebecers will bring the pain.

We hear from Paul Bearer, who tells Yokozuna that it is time for his journey into the dark side. He says Yokozuna may be deathly afraid, but The Undertaker will fill his special casket with Yokozuna's body and the deterioration process will soon begin. The casket is then carried off on a horse and buggy, then The Undertaker tells Yokozuna to fear not, as he should actually be terrified.

Mike Ferrala is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.

Shawn Michaels beats John Crystal. During the match, we see pre-recorded from Shawn, who says that he will win the Royal Rumble Match this year and become the next WWF Champion.

During the Royal Rumble report, we hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who says Razor Ramon has a bad habit of misplacing gold objects, as he has misplaced the "fool's gold" around his neck and will soon misplace the WWF Intercontinental Championship, as he will be taking it with him after Royal Rumble. We then hear from Razor, who tells I.R.S. that the time for talking is over and the time for fighting has begun.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Adam Bomb and "The Model" Rick Martel after Harvey Wippleman gets caught trying to interfere in the match. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from The Smoking Gunns, who say that they will not let a shot at the WWF Championship slip away from them in the Royal Rumble Match. After the match, Martel is about to beat up Wippleman when he is confronted by Adam Bomb, and Adam Bomb and Martel have an argument before Martel walks out of the ring.

Jim Ross runs down the card for Royal Rumble, then we hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he is the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion and that he is in the Royal Rumble Match. He does not recognize Razor Ramon as champion, but he is putting his money on Irwin R. Schyster. He says everyone knows he does not like Razor, and that if he had to pick a friend, it would have to be I.R.S. He then says there is only one Intercontinental Champion, and it is him. He also predicts that he himself will win the Royal Rumble Match and earn a shot at the WWF Championship.

Crush beats Dan Dubiel with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Crush, who says that he will come into the ring and go through 29 other men like a tornado in a trailer park and end "Macho Man" Randy Savage's career in the Royal Rumble Match.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen says that everything is okay between him and Bret, and things have not been better. He says tonight will be their night, and talks about how Bret brought a different WWF championship home and laid it on the dining room table. He then says tonight will be the night that he does that alongside Bret with the tag team titles, and he will get his big break and lift off higher than he has ever gone before. He says that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) are going down and that they will be number one. Bret says that his altercation with Owen is water under the bridge and does not matter anymore, as they are a unit and a pair of brothers going to the top. Tonight, they will prove they are the greatest team in the history of the World Wrestling Federation, and when The Quebecers lose, they will be winning the WWF Tag Team Championship for themselves and their family as well as for the fans. He says it is showtime and that there is no stopping them now.

We hear Men on a Mission's (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) Royal Rumble Rap.

Saturday, December 25, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 25, 1993

Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart show up on the video screen, together again. Bret admits that there was a lot of friction between him and Owen, but he knew this was tearing the family apart and that they had to sit down and talk about it, which worked. He may never find out who the better wrestler was, and feels better about it anyway as he knows he can better channel his energy into a tag team match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) with the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, as united, they stand, and divided, they fall. Owen says he said things after Survivor Series he should not have said, but it does not matter if they were true or not as 1994 will be their year when he kicks off with Bret right behind. Together, they will take the WWF Tag Team Championships and make 1994 memorable for him and Owen.

Shawn Michaels beats Phil Apollo. Before the match begins, Shawn says he is the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM with a triple main event. Macho Man faces Crush in a two-out-of-three falls anywhere match, and Tatanka and Lex Luger will join forces for the first time against Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. We then hear from Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Fuji are more nervous about this event than anything else, and says Tatanka and Lex Luger have been humiliated and embarrassed numerous times at the hands of Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. He says that one is humiliated and embarrassed that much, one would want revenge, but if Ludvig Borga does not break their backs, then Yokozuna will flatten them like pancakes. He is looking forward to seeing Luger again as he knows he has a few tricks up his sleeve, and tells Tatanka to do a war dance.

Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Jacques: next week on Superstars!

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe and Mike Bell.

Santa Claus wishes us a Merry Christmas and tells us to stay tuned to Superstars.

Johnny Polo vs. Marty Jannetty: this Monday on Raw!

Adam Bomb beats Brian Walsh.

We see a vignette for Kwang, a ninja who is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation.

David Vaughn is honorary ring announcer for the next match. Dink gives gifts to people in the front row.

Doink beats Reno Riggins.

On the Royal Rumble Report, Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is making his list and checking it twice, and says Mr. Fuji has been very naughty and Jim Cornette is not so nice. For The Undertaker, 'tis the season to be jolly, as The Undertaker is crafting a casket for Yokozuna. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that soon, he too will be gift-wrapped, and wishes him a merry Christmas as we see a wreath on top of the casket he is making. It is then made official that Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart will face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and that Tatanka will face Ludvig Borga. Nine new Superstars are now confirmed for the Royal Rumble Match: Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Samu, Rick Steiner, Bob Backlund and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. We then hear from Jim Cornette in a phone conversation recorded earlier. Cornette feels cheated and that the contract for The Undertaker vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship has been tampered, and says it is all part of a conspiracy by WWF President, Jack Tunner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer and the fans. At Royal Rumble, Yokozuna will have his turkey late in the former of an Undertaker turkey with Paul Bearer stuffing.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Ralph Mosca. Before the bell rings to begin the match, Mosca whips I.R.S. into the ring post, then tries to look in the briefcase as I.R.S. tries to get up. However, there is a combination lock, and when I.R.S. sees him, he takes the boots to him, and the match begins as he tells Mosca that nobody touches his briefcase.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Doink will take on Bam Bam Bigelow, and Bret "Hit Man" Hart will go up against Irwin R. Schyster. We then hear from Crush for Face To Face. He says that he is not worried about the hazards of a two-out-of-three falls match, and says he is happy that he can take "Macho Man" Randy Savage all over the arena and make him suffer for sticking the knife in his back. He says he will make Savage's worst nightmare come true. We then hear from Savage, who says he is concerned but he is a survivor, and when the bell rings, he turns on the switch and he becomes electric. He says he and Crush can take it to a different level, and if Crush shows up, he can promise that their match will be the wildest thing we have ever seen.

Next week: Razor Ramon! Ludvig Borga! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!

We hear from Johnny Polo and Jacques. Revenge is on their minds, and they have been waiting for Lex Luger. They are coming prepared, and what happened to Pierre will not happen to Jacques. We then hear from Lex Luger, who says he has the rare opportunity to meet Jacques. He says Jacques saw what happened to Pierre, and now Jacques will see first-hand what "Made In America" is all about.

Monday, December 20, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 20, 1993

Tatanka tells Ludvig Borga that he is not going to just beat him, he is going to destroy him for what he did to him six weeks ago.

Shawn Michaels guests on commentary this week.

Jeff Jarrett beats P.J. Walker in his Raw debut.

Should WWF President Jack Tunney allow Lex Luger to participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble? Viewers get a chance to vote by phone and voice their opinion.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy.

Already confirmed for Royal Rumble 1994: Yokozuna vs. Undertaker in a Casket Match and Razor Ramon vs. Irwin R. Schyster for the Intercontinental Championship. Bret Hart, Owen, Mabel, Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Crush, Kamala, Doink, Scott Steiner are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.

Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that he plans on ending his career tonight.

Tatanka beats Ludvig Borga by disqualification after Yokozuna gets in the ring.  Tatanka fighits off Yokozuna, but it soon becomes a two-on-one attack on Tatanka until Lex Luger shows up to even the odds.

Captain Lou Albano scouts talent for the next match.

Adam Bomb quickly beats Mark Thomas.

Stock car racer Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is headed to the World Wrestling Federation.

Owen Hart beats Mike Bell with the Sharpshooter.

Paul Bearer takes us to The Undertaker's personal workshop, where The Undertaker is building the custom coffin built for Yokozuna.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Jerry Seavy and Phil Apollo.

Next week: highlights of the WWF Women's Championship finals between Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan! Razor Ramon! Lex Luger! Marty Jannetty vs. Johnny Polo!

Saturday, November 27, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 27, 1993

It is announced by Vince McMahon that Reo Rodgers fell off his horse and his horse ran off into the sunset, and his new co-host for this week is Stan Lane.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Laverne McGill and Steve Smyth.

On Update, Gorilla Monsoon gets a call from "The Rocket" Owen Hart, who asks that he not be called the brother of Bret "Hit Man" Hart as he can speak for himself and he is tired of being in Bret's shadow. He says that he wants to show his own ability in the ring and show that he is as just as good as Bret when he is given the chance. He says he expected more leadership out of Bret at Survivor Series, but Bret led the Hart Family astray and did not carry his part of the load.

Razor Ramon beats Mike Khoury.

Jim Ross advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden with four main events. Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Jim Ross then interviews The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) and Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette) for Face To Face. Cornette says he knows the effort it will take to put one man in the casket for the Casket Match, as he explains as there are no rules and the only way to win is to get a man in the casket and close the lid. He says the fans at Madison Square Garden will see something the likes of which they have never seen before in the Casket Match, and that Yokozuna will win. Paul Bearer tells Cornette to go ahead and laugh, but the clock on his embalming room wall is ticking and everything is in order, and he, the casket and The Undertaker is ready. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that when he is finished battering his Japanese pulp carcass, the cement at Madison Square Garden will erupt, and out will come the gargoyles to take the casket into eternal darkness.

J.B. Yetter is the honorary ring announcer for the next match. We also hear from Lex Luger, who tells us to just say no to drugs.

Adam Bomb beats Adam Bomb beats Mike Bucci.

The Survivor Series encore is this Tuesday at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific on pay-per-view!

Ray Rougeau interviews Santa Claus. His bag is a bit heavy tonight, as he has gifts for some nearby children as well as for Ray Rougeau. After one child gets a big red cowboy hat and another one gets a Bret "Hit Man" Hart foam finger, Ray Rougeau gets an Undertaker teddy bear.

The official 1993 WWF Merchandise Catalog, with T-shirts, WWF bears and assorted novelties is now available. To receive a free catalog, write to: WWF Merchandise Catalog, P.O. Box 6789, Stamford, CT, 06904-6789.

Before the next match, Shawn Michaels shows up with the WWF Intercontinental Championship around his waist, insisting that he is the undisputed Intercontinental champ and this this match is a non-title bout.

Shawn Michaels beats Dan Dubiel.

WWF Posters 8 is now available on newsstands everywhere.

Doink introduces another Doink: a smaller Doink named Dink, whom Doink brings out on a little red wagon.

Doink beats Sid Garrison. Before the match, Doink pranks Garrison, who pulls a multi-colored cloth out of Doink's arm, and even has Dink thrown at him. After the match, Dink "pins" Garrison and Doink counts the "pinfall."

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is back at Buddy Lee's Talent Agency with "R.V. Lee." However, he is hurried out of the premises by everyone working there, as he does not have an appointment. They tell him to stick to wrestling, and eventually call security on Double J.

Crush beats Paul Jones with the Cranium Crusher.

Jim Ross re-advertises tonight's show at Madison Square Garden. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. He then interviews Razor Ramon and Diesel for Face To Face. Diesel says he will do whatever it takes to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and he wants to know what Razor Ramon is made of. He plans to beat him into a pulp and test him inside, and when all is said and done, he is walking away with the belt. Razor tells Diesel he is undefeated at Madison Square Garden, and if he can make it in New York City, he can make it anywhere. If he wants a fight, he will get one, as New York likes nothing better than a good fight and he will deliver.

Next week: Marty Jannetty! Diesel! The 1-2-3 Kid! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Ludvig Borga!

We see a short video package of this week's episode to round out the show.

Saturday, November 6, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 6, 1993

It is announced that Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series due to the actions of last week.

Rick Steiner beats Quebecer Jacques. During the match, Quebecer Pierre shows up and distracts the referee to allow Johnny Polo to attack Rick Steiner at ringside, but Scott Steiner runs out and chases Polo and Pierre to the back. After the commercial break, Pierre returns and stays at ringside, as does Scott Steiner. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka's replacement will be named next week on Superstars.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel. Fowler then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Mr. Fuji did not accept the match and says WWF President made them take part in the match. He says that everyone in the back is jealous because Yokozuna is unstoppable, and try to stack the deck against them. He says that last time they were in Madison Square Garden, it got wild; this time around, it will get even wilder, and one way or another, they will close the lid on The Undertaker and give him his final resting place as his time has already passed. Paul Bearer says last time got out of hand when Cornette tossed a bucket of salt into The Undertaker's eyes and caused the disqualification; this time, Yokozuna will go into the casket and there will be a giant cremation.

Adam Bomb beats Brian Myers.

Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) are seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

Marty Jannetty heads to the ring for his match when Harvey Wippleman gets in his way. Jannetty shoves him away, but Adam Bomb swings at him only for Marty Jannetty to get the upper hand. Referees have to keep both men from fighting each other.

On the Survivor Series Report, we hear from The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre, Jim Cornette, Johnny Polo, Mr. Fuji). Polo asks if the conspiracy theory against The Foreign Fanatics will ever end, as Rick Steiner pulled Jacques' tights to win the match (even though he didn't). He also announces that Ludvig Borga will face Scott Steiner on Raw, and Ludvig says it doesn't care what Rick and Scott will do as Scott's career will be over. Jim Cornette says The All-Americans (Rick, Scott, Lex Luger) are falling one by one, and this weekend, they will announce their replacement for Tatanka. However, Cornette has done his research, and nobody will want to be on the team because they are scared of The Foreign Fanatics, who are after elimination and survival at Survivor Series. He says the Fanatics will reign supreme at Survivor Series. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that "The King" Jerry Lawler will be sorry he ever started a war with his family. He says it is one thing for him to be mad at Lawler and ready to rip his legs from his body, but he went to far and now he has his entire family in the building. He says Lawler bit off more than he can chew, and his Knights will be going down with him. Also, the match between The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) vs. The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) for the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championships is made official for the event.

It is announced that Marty Jannetty vs. Adam Bomb will take place this week due to their actions from earlier in the show.

Crush beats Gary Jackson.

Razor Ramon vs. "The Model" Rick Model for the WWF Intercontinental Championship...next week on Superstars!

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Tony DeVito.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in front of Tootsie's Orchid Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. He calls Boxcar Willie an example of the corruption in the country music industry, and calls Billy Ray Cyrus "some Italian boy with buggy-whip arms who jumps around like Sweatin' To The Oldies with Richard Simmons." Jarrett says he is the best and that he also wants to smack Razor Ramon in the face like he wants to slap Billy Ray Cyrus, send Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) back to "the homeless joint where they belong," and make the only "1-2-3" The 1-2-3 Kid hears is when he pins his shoulders on the mat. When all is said and done, everyone will be wanting to buy his debut album.

Before the next match, Doink shows up on the video screen and introduces his double to The Headshinkers (Samu and Fatu): another Doink. Both Doinks tell The Headshrinkers they will see them at Survivor Series.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) quickly beat Greg Hatfield and a barely identified tag team partner named "Cohito." It is announced that next week, there is a sweepstakes where the winner will appear on The King's Court and tell "The King" Jerry Lawler off.

Joe Fowler re-advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. Fowler then interviews Diesel and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor admits that Diesel has made a lot of impact since entering the WWF, but he will be in the Garden and he will be bringing all his gold. Diesel says some people think this will be a fight, but he says this will be a war and when they leave, he will be missing the gold around his waist. Razor says it's not about how many times you get knocked down; it's how many times you get back up. He has beaten 19 men to take the Intercontinental Championship, and he will do anything to keep it. He then says that if Diesel wants a piece of him, "don't sing it...bring it."

Adam Bomb beats Marty Jannetty by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman stomps Marty Jannetty as Adam Bomb has the referee distracted. The 1-2-3 Kid goes after Wippleman, but Adam Bomb attacks The 1-2-3 Kid and takes their brawl to the ring, which brings the match to an end. Marty and The 1-2-3 Kid gang up on Adam Bomb, then "The Model" Rick Martel shows up and attacks The 1-2-3 Kid. Diesel also shows up and beats on Jannetty, then Razor Ramon comes in and fights both Martel and Diesel. The 1-2-3 Kid shows up, but he is unable to do anything. Razor, Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid stand tall to end the show.

Monday, November 1, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1993

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan catches Bastion Booger eating a whole bunch of raw food because...it's Raw. Bastion Booger tells The Brain that he's going to eat up Razor Ramon, too.

Razor Ramon beats Bastion Booger after reversing a sit-down pin.

This Saturday, Riddick Bowe faces off against Evander Holyfield, and Todd Pettengill has the shirt for it. Meanwhile, the end of Tatanka's undefeated streak at the hand of Ludvig Borga and the Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers) is replayed.

Vince McMahon interviews The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga and Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers). Jim Cornette can't wait to see The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka and Rick and Scott Steiner) get demolished, especially now that Tatanka is injured and may not be able to be in the match. Ludvig Borga tells Scott Steiner that what he did to Tatanka was a pleasure compared to what he'll do to him next week on Raw.

Mr. Perfect beats The Executioner.

We see "Double J" Jeff Jarrett at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge, where we once again talks about how the country music industry is corrupt before saying he'll prove himself as the world's greatest wrestler and everyone will want his debut album.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) after Harvey Whippleman trips up Billy from outside the ring.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage says via telephone that he's returning to Raw next week, and that Crush will be there as well. He also tells Bobby "The Brain" Heenan that he's sick and tired of his tongue jokes.

Adam Bomb beats Virgil.

Next week: Scott Steiner vs Ludvig Borga! Crush! "Macho Man" Randy Savage returns!

Saturday, October 9, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 9, 1993

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Damien Demento and Rock Werner.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart says hearing that "The King" Jerry Lawler is the undisputed king of the WWF makes him sick, especially when he had him in the Sharpshooter for two-and-a-half minutes and came just short of ending his career. He can make one promise right now: if he can make a promise right now, it will be that if he gets in the ring with Lawler again, it will be the end of him.

Adam Bomb beats Mitch Bishop.

Lex Luger is on the cover on the newest issue of WWF Magazine on newsstands this Tuesday, and inside is an article on Adam Bomb.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a triple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Despite his anti-American rhetoric, Lex Luger admit that Ludvig Borga has racked up quite the record, but he is now at the top of the World Wrestling Federation, where it doesn't get any keener or stiffer. He is glad to be the first one in line to give him a big U.S.A. welcome to the World Wrestling Federation and show him what competition is all about. Ludvig says he will give him a European farewell for his career, because if this is the top of the ladder, then he is not impressed with the WWF, Luger or America. When he pins him, he will stay down.

We see highlights of last week's Intercontinental Championship battle royal from Raw.

Mr. Perfect beats Red Tyler (whose tights are a tad small and make for a few posterior jokes on commentary).

Boni Blackstone interviews Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. Bam Bam says there was nothing funny about last week, and says "The King" Jerry Lawler was right was about Doink. He let the confetti bucket prank slide the first two times, but the third time, he dumped water on Luna's head. He says that hearing Doink's name drives him crazy as Luna is in a frenzy. Bam Bam says he will make him pay for his pranks and humiliating him and Luna, and when he gets done with him, Doink will wish he was back in the circus on top of a tightrope.

Grudges, Gripes and Grunts is now available on Coliseum Home Video. In the video, Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon take a cruise on a yacht.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), now accompanied by Harvey Wippleman, beat Jerry Fox and Virgil.

The Undertaker beats Rod Bell. It is announced that The Undertaker is on the cover of Superstars VIII, on newsstands now. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picture of Yokozuna with the Magistrator.

Mr. Nanny, starring Hulk Hogan, premiered in theaters this weekend.

WWF Royal Rumble...coming soon to Genesis!

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Steve Nixon and Tony Bithera.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. He then interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre, with Johnny Polo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) for Face To Face. Polo says the Smoking Gunns are rugged, but The Quebecers do not think much of them. Bart Gunn says The Quebecers do a lot of talking, but they do their talking in the ring, and Billy Gunn tells them that that they will become the tag team champs on the first shot just like The Quebecers did. Polo says The Gunns are climbing the ladder, while they are the top of the ladder and they will stay there after October 29th.

Next week: Two of the main events for Survivor Series are revealed! The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Pat Tanaka! Ludvig Borga! Highlights from the Intercontinental Championship match on next Monday's Raw!

"The Model" Rick Martel says that he will be wrestling Razor Ramon for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and he will be the winner because when it comes to him and Razor in the ring, Razor does not cut it. Razor Ramon says this Monday night, The Bad Guy meets The Model for the Intercontinental Championship, and he tells Martel that he is leaving with all the gold.