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Monday, March 17, 1997

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 17, 1997

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat The Nation of Domination (Crush and Savio Vega) by disqualification in a match where Faarooq and Ahmed Johnson are banned from ringside, after Faarooq shows up with a nightstick and attacks The Legion of Doom. During the match, Ahmed Johnson is pleased that The Legion of Doom is cleaning house in the ring, and says that there's no telling what will happen in the Chicago Street Fight at WrestleMania 13. Faarooq says Madison Square Garden was the start of what The Nation of Domination will do at WrestleMania 13, and that Ahmed doesn't know what the streets are like as when you look up "street," you'll see Faarooq's name next to it. Also, footage from the aftermath of last night's Madison Square Garden match between Ahmed Johson and Savio Vega, where The Nation attacks Ahmed, is shown. After the commercial break, Ahmed is attacked by Faarooq with a nightstick after it is revealed that Faarooq is not in the locker room. It is not long until Faarooq attacks The Legion of Doom with the nightstick. After the match, The Nation attacks The Legion, but Ahmed Johnson rushes to the ring with a 2x4 in his hand and gets J.C. Ice and Wolfie D as he clears the ring out, while another member of the Nation eats a Doomsday Device from Animal and Hawk.

It is announced that WWF President Gorilla Monsoon is en route to the arena right now to make an announcement regarding whether or not the steel cage match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Sycho Sid will be for the WWF Championship. There is a rumor going around that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels might be in the building, but it is confirmed that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley beats Flash Funk after Chyna gets on the apron to keep Flash Funk from hitting his 450 Splash. After the match, Chyna holds Flash Funk down while Helmsley continues to attack him. When officials tell Chyna and Helmsley to get out of the ring, Chyna gets physical and pushes one of them back with authority.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is seen in the building in his first Raw appearance since Thursday Raw Thursday.

It is announced that a tax bill has died in New Jersey to ensure that professional wrestling can come back to New Jersey. New Jersey Governor Hon. Christine Todd Whitman announces that professional wrestling is coming back to the state of New Jersey, who says that she and her son are big wrestling fans and that she understands what a difference it means to the people of New Jersey. The Undertaker made a special appearance during this announcement.

Mini Goldust and Mascarita Sagrada, Jr. beat Mini Mankind and Mini Vader. It is announced that on Option 6 of the WWF Superstar Line, The Ross Report has news on a WWF Superstar recently undergoing a strip search under orders from the FAA. After the match, Mascarita Sagrada, Jr. chases Mini Vader to the entrance ramp, drop kicks him off the side of it, and then hits a cross body from the side of the entrance ramp to the floor below, hitting Mini Vader.

WWF President Gorilla Monsoon announces that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart vs. Sycho Sid in a steel cage match is for the WWF Championship, promising to give Hart the opportunity that he deserves despite bad timing (which is especially bad for Undertaker fans).

Kevin Kelly interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in the ring. He says that he is appreciative of Gorilla Monsoon looking into his situation a little more closely, and says that he deserves a little more respect around here. He knows The Undertaker is not too thrilled about Monsoon's decision, but there is a new motto in the World Wrestling Federation: "You scratch my back and I'll stab yours." He also knows The Undertaker won't be too thrilled when he becomes a five-time WWF Champion, but he need not worry because he will give him his shot. Once he changes the face of WrestleMania 13 and faces "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Austin will be in for the worst thrashing of his entire life and that he won't be able to scream "I give" loud enough in a submission match. He also respects Ken Shamrock and his reputation, and hopes that he will call the match down the middle and be close enough to hear the words "I quit." He hopes to become a five-time WWF Champion tonight, and looks forward to a long, healthy title run.

The Wrestlemania 13 Hockey Jersey and Black Denim Jacket are available at $69 and $99...and George and Adam from the Royal Rumble vignettes are the models.

Rocky Maivia guests on commentary for the next match.

The Sultan beats Mike Bell with the Camel Clutch, then stares down with Rocky Maivia after the match. Rocky Maivia is about to fight The Sultan when Tony Atlas climbs over the guardrail and calms Maivia down as officials tell The Sultan to back off.

The intro to the show replays to signify the start of the second hour.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels shows up in a WWF ring for the first time since Thursday Raw Thursday, and Vince McMahon interviews him in the ring. Shawn has his smile back, as he has found it back home in San Antonio, Texas and plans to bring it with him wherever he goes. He thanks the fans of the World Wrestling Federation for not only sending him cards and letters - some of them to his parents' address - wishing him well, but also for being patient with "the world's most emotional wrestler," as he is very hard to deal with. He says the cards and letters came at a time when it seemed like nobody gave a damn about "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. He then announces that his knee is coming along, and he plans to see Dr. Anders in Birmingham to see what's going on, and hopefully he will be in a WWF ring again in a couple of months whether anyone likes it or not. He says his time off has done wonders for him, and when he comes back, he'll be busting a move like he used to and the clothes are coming off. He also has a bone to pick with Vince, as he didn't invite him to WrestleMania 13. Since he can now walk, he'll have to invite himself to WrestleMania 13 and guest on commentary so Vince calls the WWF Championship match down the middle. He also says Vince didn't invite him to the Slammy Awards, as he is up for a couple of them. He has a new home in San Antonio, and he needs some more room for the Slammy Awards that he's going to be winning. He says WrestleMania 13 isn't complete without him, and he is on his way.

The Undertaker tries to destroy the steel cage backstage...

The British Bulldog beats Vader by disqualification after Mankind grabs Vader's foot to stop The Bulldog's running power slam and Owen Hart stops him. After the match, Bulldog manages to knock Paul Bearer off the apron, grab his urn and use it as a weapon against Mankind and Vader.

Ken Shamrock guests on commentary for the next match.

Billy Gunn beats Aaron Ferguson with an arm bar, then confronts Ken Shamrock after the match, saying he doesn't look that tough to him and they he doesn't live up to his hype. He then gets in the ring and dares him to get in with him. Ken Shamrock gets in the ring and makes Billy Gunn eat his words, the first time with an arm bar and the second time with an ankle lock. Shamrock threatens to break one of his bones if he tries again, and Billy pretends to leave only to rush back in with a steel chair. The referee stops Billy Gunn from getting back in, and Shamrock stands tall in the ring as Billy Gunn tells him this isn't over.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin says he isn't impressed with what just happened, and says Ken Shamrock doesn't belong in the WWF as it is his place. Austin claims that all Ken Shamrock has done is get in a couple of street fights with some guy capturing it on video so he could become a big star. He says that Shamrock is overrated and a piece of trash, and that he and Shamrock will square off and he'll beat the hell out of him. He tells Shamrock to call his match with Bret "The Hit Man" Hart like he sees it or he'll punch him in the face. Austin says he is the King of the Ring, and nobody can say he can't be here. He's happy Bret Hart has a title shot, and when WrestleMania 13 is over he will be the WWF Championship. Austin goes on to say Hart won the Royal Rumble, and the only reason Hart won at Final Four is because he was "crippled and sick." He says that Bret Hart on his best day could not even lace his boots, and he will prove that to the world when he beats the hell out of him.

Sycho Sid says he is always ready. He tells "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to stay out of his business as he knows why he is here. He plans to powerbomb Bret "The Hit Man" Hart right to the floor and become WWF Champion.

Sycho Sid retains the WWF Championship against Bret "The Hit Man" in a steel cage match. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin watches the match from backstage, then shows up later to make sure Sycho Sid doesn't get out, first by locking the steel cage door on Sid and then fighting Sid when he tries to climb out of the cage. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart takes advantage by attacking Sid along with Austin at the top of the cage to try to become a five-time WWF Champion, but The Undertaker shows up and fights all three men. Austin goes down, Hart is able to land a superplex on Sid from the top of the cage. Austin fights 'Taker at ringside and hits him with a steel chair, then leaves. The Undertaker is able to get back up and slam the steel cage door shut on Hart as he tries to get out while Sid climbs out of the cage at the same time, and thanks to The Undertaker, Sid is able to escape first.

After the commercial break, Bret "The Hit Man" is finally fed up, and he stays in the ring as the steel cage is deconstructed. Vince McMahon tries to interview Hart, saying that Hart must be frustrated, but Hart finally snaps, shoves Vince to the mat and says "Frustrated isn't a goddamn word for it!" and "This is bullshit!" He says that everyone screws him, and that nobody does a thing about it. He says that he should be WWF Championship, but everyone turns a blind eye to what happens to him. He then tells the fans "If you don't like it, tough shit!" "Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up on the TitanTron, saying that Bret is crying like a baby once again before telling Bret that he tried to help him, but he threw it all away because he's a loser. He says it could have been the two of them for the WWF Championship, but he threw it all away. Bret argues with Austin, and says he doesn't have the guts to come in the ring with him. Sycho Sid comes back, and Bret lowers the straps on his singlet ready to fight. The Undertaker returns, but Hart notices him and goes after him instead. Austin jumps in and attacks Bret as Bret attacks The Undertaker, and The Undertaker immediately focuses on Sycho Sid in the ring. Austin and Bret fight outside the ring while 'Taker and Sid fight insid ethe ring, and officials have their hands full breaking these two brawls up. Hart punches out Pat Patterson as he escorts Bret back up the entrance ramp, and goes back at it with Austin while 'Taker and Sid try to choke slam each other simultaneously only to wear each other out trying. Suddenly , "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels shows up, slowly walks down the entrance ramp and instead of going after Hart, approaches the ring as Sid and 'Taker make their way out and grabs a steel chair, and slowly approaches Bret with it from a distance as the show ends.

Monday, July 3, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for July 3, 1995

Sycho Sid says Bam Bam Bigelow is a slow learner and will earn his PhD. in pain, but Bam Bam Bigelow says he's gonna set Sid on fire.

Jerry "The King" Lawler is back on commentary.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Mike Bell.

Ten lumberjacks have been confirmed for the WWF Championship Lumberjack Match at In Your House. Sid's side consists of Irwin R. Schyster, Kama, Eli Blu, Jacob Blu, and King Mabel. Diesel's side consists of Adam Bomb, Razor Ramon, Savio Vega, Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn.

Last week after Raw went off the air, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett and Shawn Michaels went at it after Jarrett wanted to defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Michaels, and Michaels took him and The Roadie again. Now that match is official for In Your House. The 1-2-3 Kid will also be taking on The Roadie.

Owen Hart and Yokozuna will be defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) at In Your House.

The music video for "With My Baby Tonight" by "Double J" Jeff Jarrett is re-aired.

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats The Brooklyn Brawler. During the match, it is mentioned that on the Superstar line that "The Million Dollar Man" has been trying to buy lumberjacks for Sid's side at In Your House, and that the WWF Superstar Hotline has info on who he's trying to recruit, which also involves some old friends.

The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) take on Tatanka and King Kong Bundy next week on Raw.

Henry O. Godwinn beats Barry Horowitz.

Barry Didinsky advertises the Bam Bam Bigelow, the Shawn Michels all-over shirt and the Adam Bomb shirt. The Bam Bam Bigelow shirt is $20 plus shipping and handling, and one size fits all. The Adam Bomb shirt comes with a free Adam Bomb blimp.

Before the next match, it is discovered that Henry Godwinn is still at ringside as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Sycho Sid make their entrance. After the break, Henry Godwinn keeps Bam Bam Bigelow from entering the ring. This starts a brawl between Bigelow and Godwinn that officials have to break up.

Sycho Sid beats Bam Bam Bigelow when Henry Godwinn knocks Bigelow off the top rope as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase distracts the referee. After the match, Sycho Sid hits Bigelow with a power bomb, then DiBiase and Godwinn join Sid in the ring as the crowd chants for Diesel.

This past weekend, WWF Superstars were at the 1995 Special Olympics World Games in New Haven, Connecticut.

Waylon Mercy beats Jeff Hardy with a sleepeer hold. During the match, it is announced that Henry Godwinn will take King Kong Bundy's place in next week's tag team match agains The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog).

We finally see Dr. Isaac Yankem, DDS as Jerry "The King" Lawler sits in his office telling people about him.

Next week: Savio Vega! The Roadie!

Monday, May 22, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 22, 1995

Razor Ramon beats Mike Bell. Before the match, it is announced that earlier this week, Razor Ramon won the WWE Intercontinental Championship from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett in Montreal, Quebec, Canada at a house show to become a three-time Intercontinental champ. However, a few days later at another house show in Trois-Rivieres, Quebec, Canada, Jarrett took the title back. After the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up in denim shorts and his jacket instead of his usual ring gear. Hart confronts Jerry "The King" Lawler for beating him at In Your House in the fashion that he did, and wants to know what it would take to get Lawler in the ring again so he can destroy him once and for all. When Lawler brushes him off, Bret gets closer and gets physical with Lawler, calling him "lower than shit." Officials and Vince McMahon have to rip Hart off of Lawler so he can't beat him up.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley beats John Crystal in his Raw debut.



We hear potential Presidential candidate Bob Backlund's views on education, reading, writing, arithmetic, and summer vacations.

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase tells King Kong Bundy to destroy Shawn Michaels.

Stephanie Wiand presents the keys to the In Your House house to 11-year-old Matt Pomposelli and his parents. Matt meets The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) as part of the house tour.

The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) beat Tony DeVito and Bill Payne.

The Undertaker takes on "Double J" Jeff Jarrett next week on Raw in a King of the Ring qualifying match!

Kama beats Barry Horowitz by submission.

The 2nd Annual Hall of Fame banquet will happen on June 24th in the Grand Ballroom of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania's Grand Marriott Hotel. Antonino Rocca is amongst the first names for this year's Hall of Fame inductees.

Barry Didinsky hawks the new Shawn Michaels "All-Over" T-shirt, which is only $20 and one-size-fit-all. Also available today: the official Monday Night Raw T-shirt!

Shawn Michaels beats King Kong Bundy to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament. During the match, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow watch the match from backstage. After teh match, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow head to the ring, and Diesel and Shawn reconcile. The three men celebrate in the ring.

Next week on Raw: Sycho Sid! Hakushi!

Paul Bearer and The Undertaker plan to go through "Double J" Jeff Jarrett on the quest to become King of the Ring next week.

Monday, April 10, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 10, 1995

Jerry "The King" Lawler joins Vince McMahon on commentary this week.

Adam Bomb and Tatanka wrestle to a double count-out.

The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione) beat Tony DeVito and Mike Bell.

The WrestleMania XI Encore Plus presentation is tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern/7 PM Central on pay-per-view!

We get out first look at Jean-Pierre LaFitte, a pirate and descendant of Jean LaFitte who plans to deep-six in the World Wrestling Federation with the power of some gold coins that are said to have magical powers. He takes on Duke "The Dumpster" Droese next week on Raw.

We finally see the beating that Sycho Sid gave Shawn Michaels last week. During the break, we find out that Shawn Michaels had enough of Sycho Sid and said he has been beaten up by people bigger and better than him, and more or less dismissed him from his bodyguard duty. Sid took offense to this and laid waste to Michaels with two devastating power bombs before putting his boot on the back of Michaels. After the show went off the air, Diesel got help from the officials as Sycho Sid mocked him and his friendship with Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels was then carried to the back on a stretcher. It is then announced that Shawn Michaels will be out of action for some time.

Kama - now wearing a gold chain melted down and made from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer's urn - around his neck - beats Scott Taylor.

It is announced that Alundra Blayze suffered a broken nose last week and had to undergo reconstructive nose surgery in Minneapolis after last week's post-match beatdown from an unknown individual, who is now revealed to be more than a fan.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly can't wait to see what their opponents have tonight, and Bret plans to get a piece of Hakushi for himself.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beat "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, Yokozuna and Hakushi, with a surprise schoolboy from Holly on Owen Hart after Bret Kick drop kicks his brother.

Next week on Raw: Yokozuna and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The 1-2-3 Kid and Bob "Spark Plug" Holly!

Monday, January 2, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 2, 1995

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett says tonight is the night: his singing career finally takes off with his singing debut!

Gorilla Monsoon fills in for Vince McMahon this week.

Lex Luger and The British Bulldog vs. The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) ends in a double count-out after "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase drags Tatanka out of a pinfall attempt from Bulldog. Referees have to break up the ringside brawl after the bell has rung.

During the Royal Rumble match, it is announced that Lex Luger and The British Bulldog vs. The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) may continue later tonight.

The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) are officially in the Royal Rumble match.

The Roadie sets up the equipment for "Double J" Jeff Jarrett's singing debut later tonight.

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats Mike Bell. During the match, it is announced that William Shatner will be on Raw next week, and that Lex Luger and The British Bulldog vs. The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) will continue later tonight, time permitting.

We see Kama riding a motorcycle and knocking people out.

The Headshrinkers (Fatu and Sione) beat "The King of Harts" Owen Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart by disqualification after Owen Hart uses one of Fatu's boots to break up a pin attempt, causing The Headshrinkers to continue in the WWF Tag Team Championship Tournament. The tournament continues this weekend on Superstars with The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) versus Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) to round out the first round.

It's time for The King's Court. Jerry "The King" Lawler's guest tonightis "The King of Harts" Owen Hart. They both laugh about Owen Hart following his own family at Survivor Series, which Owen calls "part of his master plan." Owen then says that he will win all the titles in WWF just like his brother Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, but says that he won't quit and will retire with the WWF Championship in his possession. He plans to walk out of the Royal Rumble match as the winner, confirming that he is in the Rumble.

Next week: Razor Ramon defends the Intercontinental Championship against "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, while Harvey Wippleman faces Howard Finkel in a Tuxedo Match! It's the second anniversary of Raw!

Jeff Jarrett beats Buck Quartermaine with the Figure Four Leg Lock.

After the commercial break is "Double J" Jeff Jarrett's singing debut. Unfortunately for Double J, it gets marred by technical issues, and after intense feedback, Jarrett finally gives up.

Super Dave Osborne is live via satellite in Las Vegas. He has a new show in The Rio in Las Vegas, where he does a new stunt every week. Super Dave's Vegas Spectacular will debut this Saturday on USA Network at 10:30 PM Eastern/9:30 Central.

Lex Luger and The British Bulldog beat The Million Dollar Corporation (Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka) after Bulldog sends Tatanka right into Bam Bam, who is stunned on the apron.

Monday, October 24, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 24, 1994

Razor Ramon retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Yokozuna by count-out after a mysterious figure in a robe pushes a casket to ringside. Yokozuna bumps into it and runs straight to the back upon seeing it.

Survivor Series is Wednesday night, November 23rd. It's official: Bret "The Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against Bob Backlund at Survivor Series, and a Survivor Series Elimination Match is set up: Guts 'n Glory (Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, Lex Luger, Adam Bomb, Mabel) vs. The Million Dollar Team (Bam Bam Bigelow, Tatanka, King Kong Bundy, Dr. Tom Pritchard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).

Bob Backlund and Lex Luger square off next week on Raw!

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Mike Bell and Barry Hardy.

Tatanka says that Lex Luger won't stand a chance against Bob Backlund's crossface chicken wing next week.

Tatanka beats Scott Taylor. Tatanka's finisher Papoose To Go is now renamed End of the Trail. Tatanka then attacks Taylor after the match, and tells Lex Luger he's next.

Adam Bomb beats Phil Apollo. After the match, Bob Backlund rushes into the ring and takes Adam Bomb down with the crossface chicken wing.

It's time for The King's Court. He shows us yet another king tonight, as Doink recently introduced another mini-Doink named Pink. He brings out Sleazy, Queasy and the newest member of the royal family: Cheesy. They issues a challenge to Doink: Him, Dink, Wink and Pink versus the four of them.

Diesel and Shawn Michaels defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid on WWF Action Zone this Sunday!

Diesel beats Ben Jordan.

Next week! More on the Survivor Series! The Undertaker guests on The King's Court!

Bob Backlund shows up again before the end of the show and dances around in the ring.

Monday, September 19, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 19, 1994

Lex Luger beats The Executioner (who is Executioner Agony instead of Pain this time around) with the Torture Rack. Before the match, WWF Magazine writer Lou Giannfrido takes notes on the match for a new section of the magazine concerning Raw.

Tatanka! Shawn Michaels and Diesel! King's Court with The British Bulldog! Next week on Raw!

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats "The King" Jerry Lawler after Lawler looks in Droese's trash can only to be squirted in the eye by Dink, who is lying in wait inside the can. Lawler chases after Dink, but as soon as Dink runs to the back, it's too late for Lawler to get back in the ring. Lawler tries to use the trash can as a weapon, but Doink suddenly appears behind Lawler and scares him. Lawler then escapes through the crowd.

On October 23rd at 12 PM Eastern/11 AM central, Action Zone premieres on USA Network!

The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Steve King and Mike Bell.

Vince McMahon interviews Bob Backlund in the ring. Vince is shocked by Backlund's actions as of late, especially in his recent match against Bret "The Hit Man" Hart when he finally turned back on his own values. Backlund says he's still the WWF Champion, and says that his standards are higher than ever before, before he goes on the rails about today's society and how everyone has destroyed the world around him. He says he put the crossface chicken wing on Bret Hart because he had the opportunity to put it on everyone in society, which he considers himself not to be a part of anymore. He then goes on about how the crossface chicken wing is the greatest hold in wrestling. The crowd begins to call Backlund a "has been." Vince then says that it was Backlund himself who said that for every hold, there's a counter. Backlund says that if someone can break out of the crossface chicken wing, he will retire from wrestling, then takes off his jacket to prepare for a fight. Lou Giannfrido, who was seen earlier in the night and has written positively about Backlund for years, volunteers to be put in the hold...and Backlund goes nuts. The camera man currently in the ring has to run for cover, and both Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage have to help the officials break the hold. Backlund then looks at his hands again as everyone tends to Anfredo. Backlund then calls himself "Mr. Backlund," and says that what just happened is what discipline is all about.



Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly (who is still called Thurman "Sparky" Plugg before the match) beats Richie Rich.

Yokozuna beats Phil Apollo. After the match, The Undertaker's gong sounds, and Yokozuna runs away scared.

Monday, July 4, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for July 4, 1994

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Tatanka by count-out. After the match, Jarrett insists that the match be restarted, as he would much rather have a pinfall victory.

Tatanka beats "Double J" Jeff Jarrett after Doink and Dink stop Jarrett from heading to the back.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart defends the WWF Championship against The 1-2-3 Kid next week on Raw.

It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is The 1-2-3 Kid. He tells The Kid that he's pulling for him, and wants him to beat Bret "Hit Man" Hart "like the dog that he is." The Kid says that he has respect for Hart and is one of his biggest fans. Lawler replies by saying that with an attitude like that, he will not win the WWF Championship. The Kid says that he has too much respect for Hart to sock him in the nose like Lawler wants, and he has too much respect for himself to pull anything Lawler would. Nevertheless, Lawler tells him to win the title and win it for him, but The Kid tells him he's not doing it for anybody.

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart beats Gary Scott.



Duke "The Dumpster" Droese beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

The Undertaker beats Mike Bell. After the match, Paul Bearer appears as The Undertaker and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase place Mike Bell in a bodybag. Bearer tries to lure The Undertaker towards him, and 'Taker seemingly turns on DiBiase when he tries to turn his gaze away from him.



After the commercial break, "The Million Dollar Man" distracts The Undertaker with a few dollar bills. 'Taker still walks towards Paul Bearer, but DiBiase adds a fistful of $100 bills, which do the job, much to Bearer's disappointment.

"The King" Jerry Lawler and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase are in the locker room area. Lawler asks DiBiase to be his guest on The King's Court, with the premise that Lawler meets him and not the other way around. DiBiase accepts the offer.

Monday, June 27, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 27, 1994

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese has plans for Lawler...and Lawler does likewise. It's personal now, and Lawler says he now has to apologize to Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. Lawler says he'd rather be fined or suspended, and his very .

Mabel beats Bam Bam Bigelow by count-out after Bam Bam Bigelow checks on Luna Vachon, who was accidentally knocked off the apron by Mable during an Irish Whip. Bam Bam Bigelow is not happy with the results. Suddenly, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase shows up and talks with Luna and Bam Bam.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Rich Myers with the Penalty.

It's time for The King's Court. He asks the crowd if they remember The Hart Foundation - the tag team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. He says that there was a winner and a loser in that team, and "The King" Jerry Lawler introduces who he calls "the backbone of the team," who is his guest tonight: Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Neidhart calls himself The Hart Foundation, and says he's pulled Bret "Hit Man" Hart out of so many situations and gotten no thanks at all from it. As for his attack on Bret at King of the Ring, he only saved the title so Bret's brother, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, would take it from Bret personally. Neidhart then introduces Owen Hart himself, who comes down the aisle in his King of the Ring regalia. Owen Hart says everything just as he and Neidhart have planned, and he repeats his first proclamation to be known as "The King of Harts." Owen then tells brother Bret that he is stepping out of his shadow and that he can beat him again for the WWF Championship. Owen states he needs just one shot to do it. Lawler tells Owen to come back as WWF Champion, and Owen says he'll keep to that promise.



The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony). During the match, it is announced that there is business happening backstage between "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and an as of yet unknown second party. After the match, that second party is revealed to be Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. DiBiase sics Nikolai Volkoff on the cameraman to keep him from sneaking out any details of their conversation.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett faces Tatanka - and The Undertaker returns - next week on Raw.

Kwang beats Mike Moraldo.

Lex Luger beats Mike Bell by submission.

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has Nikolai Volkoff on one side...and Bam Bam Bigelow. Bigelow's services have been hired by DiBiase, and DiBiase says Lex Luger will be next...

Monday, May 9, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 9, 1994

Razor Ramon beats Kwang to earn a slot in the upcoming King of the Ring Tournament.

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg takes on Bam Bam Bigelow next week on Raw. The winner gets a slot in the King of the Ring tournament and faces Razor Ramon in the first round. Meanwhile, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is returning to the WWF at King of the Ring, when he takes on "The King" Jerry Lawler. Piper makes it clear on the set of Tough But Deadly that he's sick of Lawler's crap, and he's taking him on one more time even though he has nothing to prove. He also says that if he beats Lawler, his winnings will go to a hospital for sick children in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, as Lawler called some sick children in said hospital "brats."

Crush beats Raymond Roy.

Duke "The Dumpster" Droese says he's coming to the World Wrestling Federation soon.

Doink beats Mike Terrace. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "Double J" Jeff Jarrett via telephone, and Jarrett mocks Doink prior to their match.
We hear from Earthquake, who talks about his brief sumo career and his transition to the WWF. He says he has a lot to prove in the WWF, which is why he has returned.

It's time for The King's Court. After mocking "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's recent comments about him, he wishes Piper would be a guest on his segment so he can say them to his face. He then introduces this week's guests: Yokozuna, Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette. Lawler and Cornette mock Earthquake's sumo career, and Cornette says that Earthquake only talks about what he can do when Yokozuna proves it in the ring on a regular match. Cornette accepts the challenge, and makes it a little more interesting: make the match a sumo match. Lawler doesn't think Earthquake will go for it, but loves the idea. Cornette asks Lawler to see if Earthquake will accept the challenge, as Lawler is the only one who can get the scoop.

The Undertaker has been seen again, this time by a lawn care company.

Mabel beats Mike Bell. During the match, Randy Savage reads a note left to him saying that Earthquake has accepted Jim Cornette's sumo match challenge against Yokozuna.

"The King" Jerry Lawler interviews Earthquake backstage. Lawler asks Earthquake if he's nuts, and Earthquake responds by scaring the crap out of Lawler and saying he'll kick Yokozuna's butt. Lawler keeps testing Earthquake, which causes Earthquake to scare the crap out of Lawler again.

Monday, April 18, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 18, 1994

Bret "Hitman" Hart beats Kwang with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "The Rocket" Owen Hart via telephone. Owen says he's beaten his brother Bret once, and he knows that he can beat his brother Bret again on the WrestleMania Revenge tour, especially for the WWF Championship.

Rye Playland Skating Rink got a visit recently from Joe Morris, Doink and Dink.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats PJ Walker.

Captain Lou Albano wants an answer from WWF President Jack Tunney on whether or not The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Barry Hardy and Mike Khoury.

We get our first look at a garbageman named Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he's coming to the WWF.

It's time for The King's Court. This week's guest is WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blayze. Blayze comes out with a paper crown with the message "Lawler is a loser" on the face end. After some jokes at "The King" Jerry Lawler's expense, as well as Lawler noticing that Blayze is not wearing her championship belt, Lawler says he has a surprise for her: Luna Vachon. Vachon shows up, and while she may be the Authoress of Evil and the Princess of Mayhem, she isn't a thief and the WWF Women's Champion...though if she was champ, she'd have the belt with her. Blayze calls Luna a "closet champion" and kept the belt at home as that's the only way she could be champ. Blayze then challenges Luna to a match, right here, right now. Lawler adjourns the Court when it becomes obvious he doesn't want a catfight on his show, and tells Alundra Blayze to get out. As Blayze leaves,

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw.

Earthquake beats Mike Bell.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Major Yates with the Penalty.

Johnny Polo says The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) must not face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow! The 1-2-3 Kid! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!

"The King" Jerry Lawler says he'll bring Nikolai Volkoff to "The King's Court" next week, even if he has to drag him out of the audience.

Saturday, January 8, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 8, 1994

WWF President Jack Tunney announces that Lex Luger will be allowed to take part in the Royal Rumble Match, and that he will be joined by two other entries representing Mr. Fuji: Tenryu and The Great Kabuki. All 30 participants have now been added into the match, and the winner will face the WWF Champion at WrestleMania 10.

Yokozuna beats Scott Taylor and Bert Centeno in a 2-on-1 handicap match. As the match begings, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that WWF President Jack Tunney gave permission to enter the Royal Rumble Match, and for that, he has hired two great wrestlers from Japan to assure that Luger will not survive it. After the match, the lights go out, and Paul Bearer, The Undertaker and the coffin that The Undertaker is working on shows up on the video screen. Paul Bearer says he has read the fine print in the contract, and tells Yokozuna, Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji forgot to read his and that they made a big mistake in unwittingly putting Yokozuna in a Casket Match that Bearer now reveals as a one time only match. The Undertaker says it will take him only one time, and that Yokozuna and his entourage have made a big mistake. He, on the other hand, does not make mistakes; he buries them. Yokozuna is spooked.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats Rich Myers. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Jarrett, who says that WWF President Jack Tunney and 29 other wrestlers will find out he is the best there is at the Royal Rumble Match. After the match, Jarrett hits Rich Myers with a kick to the gut followed by a running jumping DDT.

Shawn Michaels is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available worldwide this Tuesday. Meanwhile, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett gets an article concerning his activities in Nashville, Tennessee.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on January 17th with a triple main event. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Tatanka, Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, and there will also be a 30-man New York City Rumble. We hear from Crush, who says that he wants to win the Rumble for himself and Mr. Fuji while proving to the world that he is the most awesome force in the WWF when he goes into the ring like a tornado in a trailer park to toss everyone out of it. He only fears one thing: "Macho Man" Randy Savage not showing up. If Savage does show up, however, his screaming fans will see his worst nightmare come true. We also hear from Savage, who says that he has never been more ready for the New York City Rumble, and says everyone around the world dreams of wrestling in Madison Square Garden. He has an underlying current in the form of Crush, and he plans on winning the New York City Rumble because Madison Square Garden is very important to him. He knows Crush is focused on hurting him, but he might just nail Crush if he tries.

Chris McKenna is the honorary ring announcer for the next match.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Mike Bell with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Bret and "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen says he cannot express how happy he is to team up with Bret for the tag team titles at Royal Rumble, and he wants this title shot to be the best one yet. Bret says it will be a big day for them, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) are going down hard when they become the new tag champs.

Rene Rougeau interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo. Polo says he hates Luger, calling him a yellow-bellied coward and says he put a piece of metal in his arm to be like the Bionic Man before knocking him and The Quebecers out with the running forearm smash. He hopes that Lex Luger ends up all alone in the ring during the Royal Rumble with ten of their friends, as he will find out he is not as much of a knock-out than he thinks he is. Pierre says something in French, then Jacques says there is no one in the WWF who is as close as they are. He also says that brothers are not always close, and that brothers don't always get along. Polo says that to prove what kind of champions they are, they will defend the tag titles on Raw next week against Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid, whom he says are much worthier opponents than Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Jacques says they will prove they are fighting champions, not closet champions, and at Royal Rumble, they will show what brotherly love is all about.

Tatanka tells us not to drink and drive.

Razor Ramon beats Chris Duffy. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Irwin R. Schyster, who tells Razor Ramon that he has gone out of his way to embarrass him on national television more than once, and has accused him of stealing the gold around his neck. If he were Razor Ramon, he would be more focused on the gold around his waist, because at Royal Rumble, it will be his.

We see a video package for Kwang, who breaks two wooden boards with his fists.

On the Royal Rumble Report, it is made official that Lex Luger, Tenryu and The Great Kabuki have officially added to the Royal Rumble Match, officially bringing the official amount of participants in the match to 30. We then hear from Lex Luger, who cannot say how excited he is to be in the Royal Rumble Match. He thanks WWF President Jack Tunney for rendering the decision as well as the fans for their loyalty and support, which made it all possible. As for Mr. Fuji's "great compromise," he is more focused on the match as there are no friends and only foes. He plans to thank the fans by winning the Royal Rumble. We also hear from Ludvig Borga, who says there is nothing better for him than the Royal Rumble. He gives no mercy, and he does not want it, either. He will not give any mercy to Tatanka, and once he is done with him, he will be out. We then hear from Tatanka, who says talk is cheap and that Ludvig Borga speaks with a forked tongue. He says that Ludvig Borga found out what kind of savage he created when he injured him, and that he will find out what he really made at Royal Rumble, as he will not make it to the Royal Rumble Match.

Doink is on this month's calendar on WWF Magazine.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Brian Walsh. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who says he will be in the Royal Rumble Match. After the match, Doink shows up, and referee Tim White has to keep Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon away from Doink. As Bam Bam Bigelow gets closer to Doink, Dink sneaks up on Bam Bam. Doink fakes throwing a bucket of water at Bam Bam, who trips over Dink. Doink then empties the bucket on the floor, revealing that there were marbles inside. Bam Bam and Luna slide on the marbles as they go after Doink and Dink.

Jim Ross re-advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on January 17th. Rick Steiner will take on Ludvig Borga. We then hear from Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette. Cornette tells Tatanka that on January 17th, he can conjure all the spirits and power of all the Native Americans and have every fan in Madison Square Garden cheering for him, and he can remember all the pain, agony, suffering and embarrassment that he suffered at the hands of Yokozuna, but he might as well ball all that up and throw it over his shoulder and into the trash, because when Yokozuna hits him with the Banzai Drop, he will be stretchered out of the building. We also hear from Tatanka, who says the fans have never seen him so intense. He resembles America to the fullest, being the first American, as he says everyone knows Yokozuna did to him. He has not forgotten what he did to him, his family and his fans. He tells Yokozuna to prepare for war on the battlefield, for he will inflict pain on him and take the WWF Championship away.

Next week: the unveiling of The Undertaker's double-wide, double-deep casket as well as The Undertaker in action! Tatanka! Lex Luger vs. Bastion Booger!

Saturday, December 25, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 25, 1993

Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart show up on the video screen, together again. Bret admits that there was a lot of friction between him and Owen, but he knew this was tearing the family apart and that they had to sit down and talk about it, which worked. He may never find out who the better wrestler was, and feels better about it anyway as he knows he can better channel his energy into a tag team match against The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) with the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, as united, they stand, and divided, they fall. Owen says he said things after Survivor Series he should not have said, but it does not matter if they were true or not as 1994 will be their year when he kicks off with Bret right behind. Together, they will take the WWF Tag Team Championships and make 1994 memorable for him and Owen.

Shawn Michaels beats Phil Apollo. Before the match begins, Shawn says he is the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM with a triple main event. Macho Man faces Crush in a two-out-of-three falls anywhere match, and Tatanka and Lex Luger will join forces for the first time against Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. We then hear from Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji for Face To Face. Cornette says he and Fuji are more nervous about this event than anything else, and says Tatanka and Lex Luger have been humiliated and embarrassed numerous times at the hands of Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga. He says that one is humiliated and embarrassed that much, one would want revenge, but if Ludvig Borga does not break their backs, then Yokozuna will flatten them like pancakes. He is looking forward to seeing Luger again as he knows he has a few tricks up his sleeve, and tells Tatanka to do a war dance.

Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Jacques: next week on Superstars!

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe and Mike Bell.

Santa Claus wishes us a Merry Christmas and tells us to stay tuned to Superstars.

Johnny Polo vs. Marty Jannetty: this Monday on Raw!

Adam Bomb beats Brian Walsh.

We see a vignette for Kwang, a ninja who is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation.

David Vaughn is honorary ring announcer for the next match. Dink gives gifts to people in the front row.

Doink beats Reno Riggins.

On the Royal Rumble Report, Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is making his list and checking it twice, and says Mr. Fuji has been very naughty and Jim Cornette is not so nice. For The Undertaker, 'tis the season to be jolly, as The Undertaker is crafting a casket for Yokozuna. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna that soon, he too will be gift-wrapped, and wishes him a merry Christmas as we see a wreath on top of the casket he is making. It is then made official that Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart will face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and that Tatanka will face Ludvig Borga. Nine new Superstars are now confirmed for the Royal Rumble Match: Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Samu, Rick Steiner, Bob Backlund and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. We then hear from Jim Cornette in a phone conversation recorded earlier. Cornette feels cheated and that the contract for The Undertaker vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship has been tampered, and says it is all part of a conspiracy by WWF President, Jack Tunner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer and the fans. At Royal Rumble, Yokozuna will have his turkey late in the former of an Undertaker turkey with Paul Bearer stuffing.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Ralph Mosca. Before the bell rings to begin the match, Mosca whips I.R.S. into the ring post, then tries to look in the briefcase as I.R.S. tries to get up. However, there is a combination lock, and when I.R.S. sees him, he takes the boots to him, and the match begins as he tells Mosca that nobody touches his briefcase.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show for the Boston Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on January 29th at 1:30 PM. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Doink will take on Bam Bam Bigelow, and Bret "Hit Man" Hart will go up against Irwin R. Schyster. We then hear from Crush for Face To Face. He says that he is not worried about the hazards of a two-out-of-three falls match, and says he is happy that he can take "Macho Man" Randy Savage all over the arena and make him suffer for sticking the knife in his back. He says he will make Savage's worst nightmare come true. We then hear from Savage, who says he is concerned but he is a survivor, and when the bell rings, he turns on the switch and he becomes electric. He says he and Crush can take it to a different level, and if Crush shows up, he can promise that their match will be the wildest thing we have ever seen.

Next week: Razor Ramon! Ludvig Borga! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!

We hear from Johnny Polo and Jacques. Revenge is on their minds, and they have been waiting for Lex Luger. They are coming prepared, and what happened to Pierre will not happen to Jacques. We then hear from Lex Luger, who says he has the rare opportunity to meet Jacques. He says Jacques saw what happened to Pierre, and now Jacques will see first-hand what "Made In America" is all about.

Monday, December 20, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 20, 1993

Tatanka tells Ludvig Borga that he is not going to just beat him, he is going to destroy him for what he did to him six weeks ago.

Shawn Michaels guests on commentary this week.

Jeff Jarrett beats P.J. Walker in his Raw debut.

Should WWF President Jack Tunney allow Lex Luger to participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble? Viewers get a chance to vote by phone and voice their opinion.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy.

Already confirmed for Royal Rumble 1994: Yokozuna vs. Undertaker in a Casket Match and Razor Ramon vs. Irwin R. Schyster for the Intercontinental Championship. Bret Hart, Owen, Mabel, Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Crush, Kamala, Doink, Scott Steiner are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.

Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that he plans on ending his career tonight.

Tatanka beats Ludvig Borga by disqualification after Yokozuna gets in the ring.  Tatanka fighits off Yokozuna, but it soon becomes a two-on-one attack on Tatanka until Lex Luger shows up to even the odds.

Captain Lou Albano scouts talent for the next match.

Adam Bomb quickly beats Mark Thomas.

Stock car racer Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is headed to the World Wrestling Federation.

Owen Hart beats Mike Bell with the Sharpshooter.

Paul Bearer takes us to The Undertaker's personal workshop, where The Undertaker is building the custom coffin built for Yokozuna.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Jerry Seavy and Phil Apollo.

Next week: highlights of the WWF Women's Championship finals between Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan! Razor Ramon! Lex Luger! Marty Jannetty vs. Johnny Polo!

Saturday, November 20, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 20, 1993

It is announced that Quebecer Pierre was knocked out by Lex Luger and is therefore out of Survivor Series.

This week, Vince McMahon announces that he will be joined by a brand new co-host this week. It is also announced that "The King" Jerry Lawler is on hiatus pending legal action, and that WWF President Jack Tunney has reinstated Shawn Michaels, who will take Lawler's place at Survivor Series. We then learn that Vince McMahon's co-host is Reo Rodgers, a satirical jab at "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes. (This tandem lasts for only one week.)

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Phil Apollo and Mike Bell.

Jim Cornette says that the name of the game for Survivor Series is elimination, and that is what The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) did by eliminating Tatanka, but The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) responded by replacing Tatanka with The Undertaker before taking a page from their book and knocking out Quebecer Pierre with a forearm smash with the steel plate in Lex Luger's forearm. Cornette then announces that they have replaced Pierre with Crush, whom Cornette calls one of the strongest men in wrestling but also the world. Crush says that The Foreign Fanatics are men of honor who will fight and watch each other's back until the very end while The All-Americans will be wondering who will stab who in the back first. Cornette says The All-Americans will be eliminated one by one. Meanwhile, we hear from The All-Americans (Luger, The Steiner Brothers, Paul Bearer, The Undertaker). Luger admits that Crush is a big, strong man and a devastating force, but the All-Americans have Rick and Scott Steiner, and red, white and blue fever is running high for Survivor Series. Paul Bearer says The Undertaker is proud to be a part of the team, and represents all the Americans who have gone before them. The Undertaker says there is pride, honor and total domination in the team. The addition of Crush means he only has to dig a bigger grave.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Scott Taylor. After the match, Doink appears on the video screen and makes fun of Bam Bam's Survivor Series team, then introduces his partners as four Doinks slowly fill up the video screen.

Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine - available now - and inside is an article on Doink.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), and The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match. (Doink vs. "The King" Jerry Lawler has been removed due to Lawler's legal issues.) Jim Ross then interviews Diesel and Razor for Face To Face. Razor says the WWF has done it again with the supercard coming to Madison Square Garden, and says Diesel has been lurking in the shadows as a bodyguard, but now the spotlight is on him. If Diesel wants the gold, all he has to do is come and get it. Diesel says you can call him a thug or a bodyguard, but you can call him clairvoyant, as he will be winning the Intercontinental title. Razor says he doesn't like Diesel, but Diesel is a lot like him in that he will do anything to get the gold, as he has already proved that he will.
Jim Cornette is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in a recording studio, unhappy with the guy playing on guitar. He leaves the booth and kicks the guy playing guitar out as he says he will have to do everything himself, including getting to the top of the World Wrestling Federation, which will be renamed "the Double J-F" when he is done.



Todd Pettengill gives us a brief crash course on how to order Survivor Series on pay-per-view.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) beat Dennis Diamond and P.J. Walker.

On the Survivor Series Report, Crush officially replaces Quebecer Pierre in The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Crush, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo).

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that for a town in the middle of nowhere, it sure has a lot of tax cheats.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification. During the match, Mr. Fuji shows up and watches the match from ringside. Later on, Mr. Fuji trips Bret by the ankle from ringside while referee Earl Hebner is not looking, and Bret quickly gets back at him by hitting Mr. Fuji with a right hand as soon as he is able to slide out of the ring. After this, Jim Cornette and Yokozuna show up, and Mr. Fuji whacks Bret in the back with the pole of his Japanese flag. Hebner sees this and calls for the bell, ending the match. After the match, Irwin R. Schyster continues to attack Bret, but "The Rocket' Owen Hart shows up and fights Irwin R. Schyster while Bret Hart drop kicks Yokozuna off the apron. Referees have to keep Bret from going after Yokozuna, and officials have to keep Yokozuna from getting in the ring.

Jim Ross re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Quebecer Jacques (accompanied by Johnny Polo) for Face To Face. Johnny Polo says that it is a rip-off and a conspiracy against him and Jacques now that Quebecer Pierre has been knocked out of action. Scott Steiner says The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Quebecer Jacques, Cornette, Johnny Polo) made a mistake thinking that if they hurt The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, The Undertaker, Paul Bearer), they wouldn't hurt them back, and now Pierre is out. He tells Polo to get his trunks on. Rick says the Fanatics stuck their hand in the dog dish only to have it bitten off, and Madison Square Garden will see a human sacrifice in the form of Johnny Polo. Jacques says he will protect Johnny Polo, and says the 13th of September will happen again.

Tis Sunday: Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Yokozuna for the WWF Championship at Survivor Series Showdown!

Saturday, October 16, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 16, 1993

The show begins with footage of Razor Ramon beating "The Model" Rick Martel to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship on Raw.

Tatanka beats Mike Bell.

It is announced that The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) vs. The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is the first confirmed match for Survivor Series.

We see footage from during the break where Tatanka and Ludvig Borga have a brief confrontation backstage.

Ludvig Borga beats Tony Roy with the Torture Rack.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a quadruple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews the team of Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel and the team of Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor Ramon says you can see the scar that Diesel left on him last time they were in Nassau Coliseum, and talks about how Mr. Perfect came out only to be hit with a cheap shot. He says that this time, things will be different. Diesel says his right hand will do the talking, and Mr. Perfect says he has seen guys like Diesel come and go in the WWF, and now he is standing next to Razor Ramon. Diesel will be looking at both him and Razor, and Mr. Perfect makes it clear that Diesel is the man that he wants after what he did to The 1-2-3 Kid. Irwin R. Schyster says Mr. Perfect has the wrong person on his back, and he will pay for it in Nassau Coliseum.

Pat Tanaka pays homage to Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji in footage from earlier today.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Pat Tanaka.

On the Survivor Series Report, The Hart Family (Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Bruce Hart, Keith Hart) and The King and His Knights ("The King" Jerry Lawler and three other partners) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is official for Survivor Series. Ray Combs, host of Family Feud, will also be involved in the match. After the report, Lawler mentions that his partners are The Red Knight, The Blue Knight and The Black Knight, though the identities of the knights are not revealed.

"The Rocket" Owen hart beats Scott Taylor. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a toiler on a still of

We get a look at "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. He was born into a wrestling family, and he was predestined to become the greatest wrestler of all-time, but he is coming to WWF to not only prove that, but to prove he is the greatest country singer of all time, as he has more talent, stage presence and charisma than anyone else. However, he has yet to get noticed in the country music business due to the fact that he is from Nashville and due to the corrupt politics in the business. He plans to use the WWF to get noticed, and the country music business will come crawling to him, begging him to sign a contract. When that happens, the sign for the Country Music Hall of Fame will be replaced with a statue of himself and the Hall of Fame itself will be a shrine dedicated to him.

In a rare twist, Jerry Seavey and Mike Davis beat The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) by disqualification after Pierre pulls Mike Davis out of a pinfall, even though Davis was never officially part of the match. After the match, The Quebecers viciously attack Seavey and Davis, much to the delight of Johnny Polo.

Lex Luger is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine available now, and his match against Yokozuna at SummerSlam is covered inside.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. Fowler then interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler for Face To Face. Bret calls Lawler "scum," and says Lawler never beat anybody to become king. As far as SummerSlam, he did not lose anything and Lawler got stretchered out. At Nassau Coliseum, he will make Lawler pay for what he did to him and his family, and he will prove that Lawler is no king. Lawler says Bret's mouth is making promises his body cannot keep, and he finds it fitting that their grudge match is happening at Nassaum Coliseum "where all the losers congregate." He says this match will take place close to Halloween, when his mother "can come out of the house and look normal," and he wants him to bring his mother to the match to see him lose.

Next week: Highlight from "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Crush on next week's R! Doink! Irwin R. Schsyter! The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson)! Diesel! Razor Ramon!

Monday, September 20, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 20, 1993

Scott Steiner beats Pierre of the Quebecers. During the match, Pierre and Johnny Polo leave the arena and come back with Jacques, but Rick Steiner shows up to even the numbers game and stop any cheating.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Laverne McGill. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Crush again, who says yet again that he's returning soon. When "Macho Man" Randy Savage asks Crush some questions, he tells Macho Man he's never speaking to him again before hanging up.

Vince McMahon interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart in the ring. As far as Bret Hart is concerned, "The King" Jerry Lawler is the king of nothing, and he considers his family honor more important than any championships or his King of the Ring title. His only regret is that he didn't keep Lawler in the Sharpshooter longer, and he knows that Lawler will have to face him in the ring again. When that happens, Lawler won't have a head to place his crown on.

Mr. Perfect beats Mike Bell.

Ludvig Borga trashes America and Lex Luger again, this time using a litter-infested riverbank as an example.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan helps a fan pop the big question to his significant other.

P.J. Walker upsets Irwin R. Schyster with a roll-up pin when Razor Ramon shows up after I.R.S. claims that Razor doesn't have the guts to face him on Monday Night Raw.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). They refuse to give The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) a tag team title rematch next week, but they are giving a title shot to another team that they feel deserves it.

Next week: Tatanka! Ludvig Borga makes his Raw debut! Jimmy Snuka returns for one night only!

Saturday, August 7, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for August 7, 1993

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn).

We see footage from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase vs. The 1-2-3 Kid from last week's Wrestling Challenge, where The 1-2-3 Kid gets an upset win on DiBiase with a crucifix pin after DiBiase performs a nonchalant pin. It is then announced that two more matches have been added to SummerSlam: Razor vs. DiBiase and The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Irwin R. Schyster. We then hear from DiBiase, who says that he has never been embarassed and humiliated as he was last week, and blames Razor for the loss. He says he has had time to formulate a way to make Razor pay and make the $10,000 The 1-2-3 Kid took from Razor look like nothing compared to what he will do to him.

Adam Bomb beats Chaz Ware.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City for this Friday night. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage against Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "Macho Man" Randy Savage will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, and a six-man elimination tag match of Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty vs. Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow is scheduled. Okerlund then interviews Bret and Yokozuna, the latter of whom is accompanied by Mr. Fuji for Face To Face. Bret says the talk is over, and this Friday night he is heading into the ring to face the most dangerous wrestler of all time, and the worst part of it is that it is the most dangerous match of all. He looks forward to it, however, as this is the shot he has been looking for as Mr. Fuji cannot interfere and Yokozuna cannot run or hide. Mr. Fuji says this Friday is Friday the 13th - which is bad luck for Bret - and that Yokozuna will squash Bret until he screams in pain. Yokozuna says Bret and his family wiill say "sayonara."

We see Lex Luger and the Lex Express going across America for the Call To Action Campaign at Worcester, Syracuse, Buffalo, Erie and Cleveland.

Doink beats Joey Maggs.

On the SummerSlam Report, it is announced that Lex Luger and Yokozuna will sign the contract for their match next week on Monday Night Raw. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that "The King" Jerry Lawler has underestimated him and that he has not gotten up to speed on what he can do after all he did to him. He says he will never forget what Lawler did to his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart, and that him embarrassing his family is what really bugged him. He says that is a line he should not have crossed, as he does not involve his family in his personal business. If Lawler wants to do that, that's fine with him, as he plans to execute him at SummerSlam like the kings of old and make sure that is the last anyone ever hears of Lawler. We then hear from Shawn Michaels (accompanied by Diesel) and Mr. Perfect. Shawn says that he has news for Mr. Perfect: what was perfect in the past is not perfect in the '90s, and says he is perfect for the '90s and will be walking out as WWF Intercontinental Champion. Mr. Perfect says Shawn must be thinking he is something, and tells SHawn he will have to get in the ring with him and find out why he is called Mr. Perfect and why he is the greatest athlete WWF has ever produced. Also announced for the very first time for SummerSlam is a six-man tag match between the team of Tatanka and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) and the team of Bam Bam Bigelow and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu).

We see a video package for Ludvig Borga.

"El Matador" Tito Santana beats Barry Hardy.

We see a special interview with Lex Luger. As he talks about academics, he says he never had a gung-ho dad when it came to sports, as his dad was on a music scholarship and studying to become a concert pianist when he was in college. He studied art and music in his life and stressed that on his children when they were growing up, but what he stressed must of all was academics. As Lex grew up and he wanted to take part in athletics, his dad made it crystal clear that academics were a top priority and that if he didn't get straight A's in school, he wouldn't be able to participate in athletics. His dad made it a point for him to be well-rounded, and also wanted him to take part in chorus or band. Looking back on it, it made him a more well-rounded individual, which was not a bad thing. He also talks about identity and self-esteem, saying that in his life, he used athletics as a calling card and a form of communication and acceptance, and even to this day, and even to this day, his friends are either surprised or shocked that he is a professional wrestler because he grew up shy and introverted. He remembers a time in high school when he was so shy that he never asked a girl out. He says if you excel in sports and people look at you in a certain way, being shy and introverted and quiet is considered a sign of arrogance by people who do not you. Friends who knew him learned better, but when people want to stereotype by how you look and act, they think that if you are talented at something but are shy, it means you are arrogant or stuck on yourself, which can turn into a vicious cycle. Lex feels he sometimes fight this stereotype to this day.

Bastion Booger beats Mike Bell. After the match, "Macho Man" Randy Savage steals the Magistrator, makes it "The Machostrator," and draws a cape and a crown on Bastion Booger.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City for this Friday night. We hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage and "The King" Jerry Lawler. Savage says Friday is his official "get back in the ring" party at Madison Square Garden in New York City, and that it will be Black Friday for Lawler. Lawler wants to know if Savage is superstitious, and tells Savage to break a bunch of mirrors to ensure he even lives to see seven more years. He says that when he gets his hand on him, he will take him into the stands where his fans are, beat him to an inch of his life and make him see starts without having to wear his star-shaped sunglasses. Savage says he can't help but Lawler, and says he will take him all the way. Lawler stands up, extends his hand, and says "May the best man win." When Savage reaches forward to shake his hand, Lawler slaps him. Savage tells Lawler that he is his at the Garden.

Next week: Highlight from the Lex Luger vs. Yokozuna contract signing from Raw! Razor Ramon! The Heavenly Bodies debut! Ludvig Borga! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! Shawn Michaels!

We see the music video for "SummerSlam Jam" from WrestleMania: The Album.

The Lex Express is coming to Milwaukee, Wisconsin; Madison, Wisconsin; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Sioux Falls, South Dakota; and Rapid City, South Dakota!

Saturday, June 12, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 12, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe and Ralph LaRue.

Last Sunday in Albany, New York, Shawn Michaels regained the WWF Intercontinental Championship thanks to a new bodyguard who is taller than he is. Because of this, his match against Crush at King of the Ring will now be for the Intercontinental title. We hear from Crush, who says that thanks to Shawn, he cannot be King of the Ring, but now he has a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, and no bodyguard can stop him. Meanwhile, Shawn - who is seen with the new bodyguard - says he cannot bask in the glory of being a two-time Intercontinental Champion thanks to WWF President Jack Tunney making his match against Crush at King of the Ring for the title, and says him being the Intercontinental Champion will not change when he beats Crush.

We see pre-recorded comments from The 1-2-3 Kid, who says that last Monday night, Razor Ramon offered him $7500. That is more money than he has ever seen in his life and could take care of the bills. He says that money may be important to Razor, but to him, family is the most important thing, and if something happened to him, he wouldn't know what his family would do. He declines Razor's third offer.

Before the next match, Bret "Hit Man" Hart appears on the video screen and asks Razor Ramon what makes him thinks he stands one iota of a chance against him at King of the Ring when he was recently beaten by The 1-2-3 Kid. He says that when he steps into the ring with him at King of the Ring, he will beat him 1...2...3. He then leads a "1-2-3" chant to get under Razor's skin as the match begins.

Razor Ramon beats Bert Centeno.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show at the Westchester County Center in White Plains, New York on Tuesday night, June 29th. Bret "Hit Man" Hart, Doink, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and a host of others will be there. He also interviews tonight's show at Madison Square Garden. Razor Ramon will face Shawn Michaels, Mr. Perfect goes up against "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka will square off in the squared circle tonight. As part of Face To Face, he interviews Paul Bearer and The Undertaker in one corner and Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales in the other. Harvey Wippleman announces that tonight will be the greatest night in Giant Gonzales' night, as tonight, he will make history in front of all "the New York Yankee trash" when he puts The Undertaker out of the World Wrestling Federation, and Okerlund can take that all the way to the blood bank. Bearer, excited by the word "blood," says that there will be blood tonight when The Undertaker rips Giant Gonzales' eyes out and sticks them into the sockets of his dead skull. The Undertaker says that as he and Bearer stand in the comfortable confines of the dark side, they pondered what they would bring to New York. They decided it would be death, darkness and destruction. He also interviews Shawn Michaels, who brags about being WWF Intercontinental Champion again.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Mike Bell. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a hand giving a thumbs up with a no symbol over it over a freeze frame of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4.

Boni Blackstone interviews Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that this Sunday night, Yokozuna will take back the WWF Championship that Hogan stole from Yokozuna, and insists he issued no challenge whatsoever at WrestleMania 9. He says Japanese people all over the world will rejoice when a fattened-up 550-pound Yokozuna - who eats eight to twelve meals a day consisting of 30-40 pounds of rice and 60-80 pounds of steak, fish and chicken - flattens Hogan on the canvas and regains the title as Hogan screams for mercy and all the little Hulkamaniacs cry. He says that the day Yokozuna becomes the WWF Champion will become a national holiday of Japan.

The Undertaker beats PJ Walker. During the match, it is announced that The Undertaker is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine. At the end of the match, Giant Gonzales and Harvey Wippleman approach the ring, and Giant Gonzales gets in the ring and brawls with The Undertaker. Mr. Hughes gets into the ring and plants Paul Bearer into the mat before Harvey Wippleman takes the urn in Paul Bearer's possession and hands it to Mr. Hughes. Mr. Hughes then takes the urn and attacks The Undertaker from behind with it.

During the King of the Ring, i t is reported that The Undertaker struggled to his feet and carried Paul Bearer to the backstage area during the commercial break. We hear from Hulk Hogan, who says that this Sunday night, it all comes to a head and destiny meets him. He will face the biggest challenge of his career. He says that finely tuned guitars and fine-feeling women turned him on, but in the twilight of his career, spending time with his family is what turns him on these days. He also says that walking that fine razor's edge that separates greatness from disaster is what really turns him on, and he gets to walk the edge this Sunday, and says the 24-inch pythons are ready for the challenge. This Sunday, we will find out if it is Pearl Harbor all over again, if Hulkamania lives forever and what side of the fence everyone is on. When he steps foot into the ring, the strongest force in the universe will get ready to take over until the end of time. We also learn that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at King of the Ring.

Men on a Mission are coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells the crowd that according to Tax Code 37, the "tax cheats" are flagrantly guilty of tax evasion.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Buddy Lane and Tony Roy with a Million Dollar Dream to Tony Roy. During the match, it is announced an article about where Money Inc. gets their money is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine. After the match, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) show up, and Rick tells Money Inc. that he and Scott have heard they are the best tag team in the WWF and that nobody can beat them. He challenges them to put the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, right here, right now. The Steiner Brothers get in the ring, but Money Inc. gets out.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show at Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown, New Jersey on Tuesday night, June 29th. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Luna Vachon, Adam Bomb and Johnny Polo will all be there. He then advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York on Sunday night, June 27th. Sensational Sherri will lock up with Luna Vachon that night, and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Yokozuna will square off in a return Lumberjack Match. Also on that night, Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Okerlund interviews The Steiner Brothers, and Rick says they have worked hard and will find out who the best tag team is. Scott says Money Inc. is a great tag team, and even though they are the champions, they are the best team in the WWF, and Nassau Coliseum is the time to put up or shut up. If he gets the opportunity to hit the Frankensteiner, he and Rick will become the new tag team champions. Also on that night, Crush will face Doink, and Okerlund interviews them for Face To Face. Crush is looking forward to this more than anything in his life, thanks to the concussion followed by the two Doinks. Doink tells him he forgot the defeat. Crush gives Doink credit, but tells him he is coming back bigger and stronger than ever to finish this once and for all. Doink continues to laugh and clown around with a yo-yo.

Saturday, May 29, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 29, 1993

Tatanka beats Richie Rich. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws exploding cigars, a headband and a "bam bam" explosion on Tatanka on the Magistrator.

It is announced that there will be a rematch between Shawn Michaels and Crush at King of the Ring following what happened last week on Superstars.

Doink beats Jack Armstrong with the Stump Puller. He then clotheslines Armstrong after the match.

Boni Blackstone interviews Sensational Sherri. Sherri tells Luna Vachon she knows she will hear her, and says that no matter what it takes, she will rip her hair out of her head to compensate for her lack of brains, and pluck every hair off her face one by one. When the smoke clears, Luna will be down on her knees and say she is truly sensational.

Yokozuna beats Tony Roy (who is called "Tony Ray" here).

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, May 31st at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will face Yokozuna and Bam Bam Bigelow. Razor Ramon, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Marty Jannetty will also be on the card. Okerlund also advertises a show for the Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, June 12th, where Shawn Michaels faces Razor Ramon, The Undertaker squares off with Giant Gonzales, and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger faces Mr. Perfect. Okerlund then interviews Luger and Perfect for Face To Face. Perfect says Luger shines pretty good due to the grease on his body, and admits Luger is a crafty wrestler who has with all the assets to be great...but he is far from perfect. Luger says that the camera and teleprompter is the next best thing to a mirror, and says Memorial Day is an appropriate day for Mr. Perfect to sign the burial plot for his career by facing him in the ring. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that Mr. Perfect and Marty Jannetty conspired to take the Intercontinental Championship, then he has to face his friend Razor Ramon. At this case, he will go through anyone the WWF puts in front of him, including Razor.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Mike Bell and Tony DeVito.

During the King of the Ring Report, we learn that Round 1 is as follows: Bret "Hit Man" vs. Razor Ramon, Mr. Perfect vs. Mr. Hughes, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan vs. Bam Bam Bigelow. We hear from Harvey Wippleman and Mr. Hughes. Wippleman says that Perfect has leapt from the from the frying pan and into the fire. Mr. Hughes says Mr. Perfect is going down, for he is the man. We hear from "The Narcissist" Lex Luger and Tatanka. Luger says it is a rarity that fate can be determined ahead of time, but his undefeated streak coming to a grinding halt in two weeks is an inevitability. Tatanka tells Luger that how to realize reality was something granted upon him and his people by the gods, and in two weeks, Luger's reality will be realized and he will be sorry. We also hear from Hulk Hogan concerning his WWF Championship match against Yokozuna, who says everyone knows that he likes the decks stacked, and wants everyone across America to know that the main event is going to be marked in history as the greatest match of all time and prove that Hulkamania will live forever. He says that it was destiny that he became the greatest wrestler of all time, and that it was destiny that he bided his time until he became a five-time WWF Champion. He will prove that Hulkamania, guided by the largest arms in the world is the strongest force in the universe and prove that he can roll Yokozuna onto the mat and prove himself the greatest champion of all time. Now that he has WWF President Jack Tunney in line, he has the title shot and the title, and now he's going to prove that he can keep it.

Mr. Perfect beats Rich Myers.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, May 31st at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. He also advertises a show for the Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, June 12th, and announces that Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka will square off in the squared circle that night. He then interviews Tatanka and Bigelow for Face To Face. Tatanka says he cannot come to Madison Square Garden to get his hands on Bam Bam Bigelow. He came to the aid of Sensational Sherri, and Bam Bam responded by attacking him from behind and cutting his hair. Bam Bam says Tatanka is upset because "the Indians sold Manhattan," and says he stuck his nose in his business and attacked him from behind to embarrass and humiliate him, and he responded by cutting his hair. Tatanka says Bigelow has started a war, and he will get his revenge at Madison Square Garden.

Next week: Papa Shango vs. Bret "Hit Man" Hart! "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)! Mr. Hughes!

Razor Ramon says everyone is laughing at him, but nobody laughs at Razor Ramon. If "The Kid" wants to turn down $2500, he will up the stakes to $5000 just for him. All he has to do is step into the ring one more time, and $5000 could change his life forever. He tells "The Kid" to come and get it.