Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for November 18, 1999

The show begins with D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beating up Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. Triple H tells an internally bleeding Pat Patterson to tell WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that he has made this too personal.

Test, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon come out of their limo and are immediately notified by Sgt. Slaughter that D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) have attacked Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. Patterson and Brisco are tended to, and Vince tells Sgt. Slaugher that he wants Triple H in the back now.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat Edge and Christian after referee Mike Chioda is busy outside the ring with Edge. After the match, Edge and Christian continue to fight Too Cool.

Sgt. Slaughter tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that Triple H demands that Vince see him. Vince tells Sgt. Slaughter he'll be right there.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and Test confront D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) backstage. Vince reminds Triple H he is no longer WWF Champion; instead, he is a chump. He tells them there will be no more backstage beatdowns, and that it stops tonight. Triple H tells Vince he warned him not to make this personal, but Vince says it is already personal.

Kurt Angle quickly beats Gangrel. Before the match, the man with the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the front row again. During the match, Kurt Angle grabs the microphone and chews out the crowd for cheering a man who looks like a vampire - and Luna - than an Olympic gold medalist and American hero.

Test is playing WWF WrestleMania 2000 - and beating up a virtual Triple H - while WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon opens wedding presents.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are seen plotting something backstage.

Test is still playing WWF WrestleMania 2000 when WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon gets a gift containing a stuffed frog (thankfully not of the taxidermist variety) and a note reading "Your gift is in the limo, so hop to it!" Test offers to get the gift for it, as it is cold outside. The camera follows Test as he heads outside to a limousine, where he is attacked from behind by D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) and stuffed in the back of a car that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn drives off in.

Before the next match, The Godfather confronts The British Bulldog for the cheap shots from behind the last time they met, and tells him that the only spanking that he will have at the hotel room is him "spanking his monkey."

The British Bulldog retains the WWF European Championship against The Godfather. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) show up and give the hos money at ringside. When The Godfather catches wind of this, he sees the man with the sign from Raw and yanks the sign from him. The Mean Street Posse take advantage of the situation as the man is escorted out by WWF head of security Jim Dotson, and The British Bulldog is able to get the win.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMan confront D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James) over Test's sudden disappearance, they also hold WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon back when she rushes at Triple H. Vince threatens to call the police, and Triple H tells Vince to keep Stephanie off of him or else he will beat her ass, too.

Tori is getting some coffee when Viscera makes a pass at her, comparing his size to that of X-Pac's. Kane runs in and beats him up, and officials have to separate both men.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against Hardcore Holly. Crash Holly tries to help, but Big Show is able to care of both Hollys with ease, and not only is Crash unable to break up the pinfall, but he also gets choke slammed after the match. After that, The Big Boss Man runs into the ring and hits The Big Boss Man with his nightstick.

Test and the car that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn was driving are back, and Test is helped back inside.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon calls for security to ensure another backstage beatdown does not happen again. Test's nose is bloodied up, but thankfully, he is fine.

Kane beats Viscera. During the match, Tori checks on Kane, and Viscera grabs her and asks her if she wants to be a ho. Tori slaps her, but Viscera eventually gets on top of her. Kane catches up to Viscera and sends him back to the ring, where he eventually choke slams him for the win.

Triple H tries not to laugh as he heads to WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's office, and tells him that everything has gone too far. He apologizes for what "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn did and gives WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon a wedding gift: a baseball catcher's mask. Vince, obviously seeing the sexual connotations behind the catcher's mask, throws it to the side and slams the door, and Triple H laughs as he walks away.

Jim Ross is on the phone with the detectives from Raw, and tells him that he considers Jerry "The King" Lawler a "restaurant quality ass."

WWF chairman Vince McMahon asks local law enforcement to guard his dressing room.

Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Jacqueline and Luna Vachon in a Hardcore Triple Threat Match that sees action in the women's locker room, the men's restroom and the concessions stand.

Mankind and Al Snow are seen in Las Vegas, Nevada. Through the "Vegas Invasion Cam," Al Snow and Mankind have fun chasing some guy around the casino for impersonating The Rock.

We see more footage of Al Snow and Mankind in Las Vegas, Nevada, where they ride the Tower of Terror, go to a gentlemen's club, and even perform music on stage.

It is announced that Chyna is getting surgery for her shattered right thumb as "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry makes his way to the ring. Henry says there is not many things that he hates, but one of those things he hates is a woman-beater. He mentions his past with Chyna, and says that breaking her thumb means he is kicking somebody's ass. Chris Jericho shows up, and it is announced that Chyna will not be pressing charges against Jericho. Jericho says he cannot believe that Mark Henry is stupid enough to stand for Chyna's honor and that all she had to do was admit he was the better man at Survivor Series. But she didn't, and she will not be doing any hitchhiking any time soon. He jokes about Chyna getting a "no-thumb discount" at the manicurist, then he tells Mark Henry that he now knows who the better man is.

Chris Jericho quickly beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry.

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are talking to the detectives from Raw on a payphone. Needless to say, they do not have any useful information for them.

Lilian Garcia interviews The Rock. He tells The Big Boss Man that he beat him on Raw and that it took help from Prince Albert to do it. Now Boss Man is #1 contender for the WWF Championship, and he slowly claps for him, which leads to a chant for The Rock. He knows in time, he will be the WWF Champion, and his fans know that in due time, the best damn WWF Champion there ever was. He tells Boss Man he can have his #1 contender spot, as he has a title that Boss Man or anyone else cannot have: The People's Champion. Tonight, he will lay the smack down on Boss Man's candy ass.

Before the next match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) claim that they love to kick it doggy style "with The Hardy Boyz' (Jeff and Matt Hardy) mama." This starts the next match early.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy). During the match, Matt Hardy accidentally takes out referee Tim White with a leg lariat that is meant for Billy Gunn, who ducks out of the way. X-Pac shows up and takes out both of the Hardys, but Matt Hardy covers Road Dogg. Billy Gunn pulls Tim White out of the ring to break the pinfall, and X-Pac hits Matt Hardy with the X-Factor as Tim White is distract to allow The Outlaws to retain.

As WWF co-owner Shane and Stephanie McMahon talk with Test, they smell something burning, as does WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.

After the commercial break, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is the first to crawl out of WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's dressing room as smoke is seen billowing out of the room. Test and Vince are helped out of the room, but WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is nowhere to be seen. It is assumed that a fire has been started somehow in Vince McMahon's dressing room.

The Rock beats The Big Boss Man after a potential nightstick attack by The Big Boss Man is stopped cold with a Rock Bottom. After the match, Prince Albert and The Boss Man attack The Rock, but Big Show runs into the ring and choke slams Boss Man. The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) run into the ring, but they both fall victim to a Rock Bottom.

Triple H shows up. It is announced on commentary that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is confirmed to be okay. Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon tells security that he knows that Triple H had something to do with this, and tells them to stay with Test and WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon, and to place them safely in the limo. Vince says that he has business to settle with Triple H, and Shane says that if Vince is staying, then security should stay. Security follows Vince to the ring while Shane, Stephanie and Test head to the limousine alone. He says that it all started out as business, and he busted his ass to get what he wanted and became WWF Champion through guts, determination, hard work, blood, sweat and tears. Unfortunately, it burned a hole in Vince and ate him alive as he did it on his own without his help and he wasn't "one of Vince's boys." He then says it came down to Survivor Series, where Vince screwed him out of the WWF Championship and stole it from him. He says that Vince committed a crime against him personally, which left him with no choice but to have D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get personal with him. As a result, they have gotten personal with his entire family, which leaves only one thing left to do: Vince taking the walk down to the ring to stand man-to-man and eye-to-eye with him. When that happens, he will get personal with Vince, whom he then calls out. He says that this is between the two of them, and he tells Vince to leave the police backstage. Vince McMahon shows up alone, and takes off his jacket, but Triple H threatens to sue him for everything he has if he lays a hand on him, as he knows he would beat his "weathered, old, bad hair having ass" half to death in this ring and he would be fired as sure as the day is long. Triple H says that will not happen, and he proposes they do it another way: Vince heads back home, goes to the office, gets his lawyers to draw up some papers to state at a specified date that they will meet face-to-face in the ring so they can get as personal as they can possibly get. He wants those papers, and he wants a clause in the contract that states that no matter how badly he beats him, Vince, his family or the company cannot do anything to him afterwards, whether it be a firing or a monetary attack, after he beats him close to the edge of his life. Triple H then says the perfect date for that would be at Armageddon, where it will be the two of them one more time, and then it will be done. Before Vince can tell Triple H if he has a deal, a scream can be heard, and Test and WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon are seen knocked down at the bottom of a stairwell on the TitanTron. Vince immediately runs to the back, and the show ends.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 15, 1999

RAW

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up to start tonight's show. For the benefit of those who did not watch Survivor Series last night, Triple H gets the fans up to speed on what happened involving the WWF Championship, saying some thievery took place and a crime was committed, and his property was stolen. He was not beaten for the WWF Championship; rather, it was stolen from him. He has been a thorn in WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's side since he won the title, and says he cannot live wit the fact that he was WWF Champion. As a result, he tried to do everything in his power to take it from him, even putting himself and his own family in the ring against him; making special guest referees, timekeepers and enforcers; and pitting him against multiple men. He could not get the job done, however, as he was that damn good. He then accuses Vince McMahon of committing a crime and stealing the title from him, and tonight, DX will be his judge, jury and executioner and he will pay for his crime starting now. Triple H then calls Vince out, and Vince shows up. Vince says Triple H seems upset, and he agrees with Triple when he says people should pay for their crimes, and says the same is true for D-Generation X after what happened involving "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, saying that Road Dogg will really know what doggy style is all about and that X-Pac and Billy Gunn should also be worried about going to jail, given their names. We see the footage of Austin getting hit by a car from last night, then Vince asks Triple H if he did it. Before Triple H answers, Vince tells him to answer the questions of a few detectives who have come from Detroit, Michigan - the site of Survivor Series - who come out along with local law enforcement.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are see in the front row.

Before the next match, Mankind says he is a lot like the Pittsburgh Steelers, as they suffered a little disappointment yesterday, but they are ready to kick ass tonight. When Val Venis shows up, Mankind elbows him before he can speak into the microphone.

Mankind beats Val Venis with the Mandible Claw.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get fresh with the detectives, and Triple H accuses WWF Chairman Vince McMahon of doing the same thing, saying that he left for a while and then suddenly buddied up with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as soon as he came back, not

Luna Vachon offers a gift to Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, which contains a stuffed squirrel...that is stuffed by a taxidermist. As she gives them gift, she says that she too has recently found someone special in her life.

Before the next match, The Godfather asks if his gold medals are real, then offers all of his hos for them. Angle says he is here to wrestle.

Kurt Angle beats The Godfather. During the match, a man with a sign on a stick with "World Wide Filth" on it steps over the guardrail, and The Godfather grabs the man's sign and rips it up. (Another man is seen carrying a sign saying "WWF Is Immortal" in the previous match, but only briefly. He is seen walking up and down in the crowd during this match.) Angle takes advantage of the situation as head of WWF security Jim Dotson carries him away, and gets the win. Also during the match, Angle chastises the crowd for cheering for a pimp and his hos over an Olympic gold medalist.

The police knock on the door of WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's dressing room.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon answers the detective's questions.

Luna Vachon accompanies Gangrel on his way to the ring.

Chyna shows up before the next match, with Miss Kitty wearing a nurse's hat. Chyna mentions that Chris Jericho had said that he would get a sex change. Chyna teases cutting off his privates with hedge trimmers, but Miss Kitty pulls out a pair of scissors. Chyna also pulls birth control pills, tampons, and a bottle of Summer's Eve. Gangrel then attacks Jericho from behind.

Gangrel beats Chris Jericho. During the match, Chyna gets on the apron wearing a surgical mask, distracting Jericho and giving Gangrel the win. After the match, Chyna and Miss Kitty tease Jericho with a bar and a make-up brush. Jericho is livid.

Backstage, Big Show demands a match with The Big Boss Man, but WWF Chairman Vince McMahon tells him that The Big Boss Man has challenged The Rock in a hardcore match where the winner is the #1 contender for the WWF Championship. He does not know if The Rock has accepted the match or the hardcore match stipulation yet. Instead, Big Show has a match with The British Bulldog with the title on the line tonight. Vince then knocks on the door of D-Generation X, (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) thanks them for siccing the police on them, and then puts Road Dogg in a match with Al Snow, Billy Gunn in a match with Test and Triple H in a match with Kane after telling Triple H he will have to start all over at the bottom of the ladder.

Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson answer the detective's questions.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are playing poker when Dave Hebner tells them that a few people they had trouble with are outside of the building. A couple of men are standing outside of a private parking spot, and they immediately get in a 4-on-2 brawl where The Acolytes quickly overpower them. Afterwards, The Acolytes are itching for another fight.

Dave Hebner helps The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) find more guys who are waiting to beat them up. Not surprisingly, The Acolytes beat the life out of all of them.

Big Show quickly retains the WWF Championship against The British Bulldog. Pete Gas gets a choke slam after the match for trying to make the save, as does Rodney and Joey Abs when they try to fight him after the match.

Michael Cole interviews The Rock. He accepts The Big Boss Man's challenge for a hardcore match. Suddenly, the detective show up, and ask him if he is aware that the car that ran over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is in his name, The Rock says he is aware, and wants to know if he is being arrested. He says he is aware of that, and when he found out it happened, he called the police in Detroit, Michigan and told them his car was stolen. The detectives want to ask him a few questions. He then asks one of the detectives if he likes donuts and what their favorite doughnut is. The answers are "yes" and "jelly," respectively. The Rock then tells the detective to go to Dunkin Donuts, take the biggest jelly doughnut he can find, squeeze the jelly out, turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.

WAR ZONE

Jerry "The King" Lawler answers the detective's questions, and tries to implicate Jim Ross in what is going on. Jim Ross does not take well to Lawler insinuating that he had anything to do with the hit-and-run attack on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James says that the crowd's participation sucks, much like their Pittsburgh Steelers. Jerry "The King" Lawler then returns to commentary, and Jim Ross confronts him for his actions.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James beats Al Snow. After the match, Mankind shows up and tells Snow to turn that frown upside-down, telling him that it doesn't matter if he lost and that it doesn't matter if Walmart removed his action figure, as Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania still likes him and he likes him, too. He says that he and the city of Pittsburgh can help Al Snow happy by singing along to "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Al Snow hugs Mankind and sings along with him. Mankind then tells Snow that he has talked to the office and told them they need a vacation,a nd they are getting a vacation to Las Vegas.

X-Pac gets Kane's attention as he is with Tori backstage, asking him he has "made it out of the dugout yet" as "everybody else has." Kane goes after X-Pac despite Tori telling him it is not worth it., but Triple H attacks Kane from behind and he and X-Pac attack Kane backstage.

Chris Jericho grabs a cameraperson backstage, and takes them to a dark room where Chyna is tied to a chair with duct tape. Jericho tells Chyna that she embarrassed him last night as well as tonight, saying he lost an entire career when he could not beat her last night. He tells her to Chyna to admit that he is not cannon fodder for a woman and that he was the better man. Chyna does not give in to his demands, and Jericho threatens to hit her with a hammer. Chyna calls his bluff, saying that if he wouldn't hit her with the hammer if he said that, then he can do what he has to do. Jericho lets his guard down and says that Chyna is the better person for a second, then hits her in her right hand with a hammer multiple times, causing Chyna to scream in pain.

Before the next match, EMTs check on Chyna, whose right hand is bloodied.

Test beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn with a Sunset Flip powerbomb, and Billy Gunn hits him with a Fameasser after the match.

We see a portion of an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger from earlier today, who says that he had a lot of fun on SmackDown last week.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon guests on commentary for the next match. Also, X-Pac attacks Kane before the next match begins, and referees and officials rush in to force X-Pac back to the back.

Triple H beats Kane by disqualification. During the match, Triple H shoves Vince McMahon by the face, and Vince gets in the ring and attacks Triple H, ending the match. After the match, Vince hits Triple H with a few right hands, then Kane choke slams Triple H. X-Pac helps Triple H to the back.

The Big Boss Man is seen gathering weapons he can use for his hardcore match against The Rock backstage.

The Big Boss Man beats The Rock in a hardcore match to become the #1 contender for the WWF Championship after the distraction by Prince Albert. After the match, The Rock hits Prince Albert in the head with a commentary monitor, then The Rock grabs a chain and busts Boss Man's forehead open. Referees rush in to restore order, as does Tom Prichard, but Prichard and one of the referees both get a Rock Bottom. The Rock then busts Prince Albert open with the chain in the corner as referees and officials line the ring, then both Albert and Boss Man get a steel chair shot to the head to end the show.

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for November 11, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up to start tonight's show. Triple H says that as promised, DX is on top of the world. Now that he thinks about it, Raw was not the only thing they were on top of, and we see the closing moments of Raw. DX mocks Stephanie, and Road Dogg pulls the dress that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon was wearing out from behind his tag team belt. Triple H then says it was not Stephanie who was wearing the dress, but really some random student from Penn State who got the time of her life by getting up close and personal with Billy Gunn. He then syas that he knows Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be here and that he is one hell of an actor, then says that was some good acting. Gunn then says she wasn't acting as she may have punctured one of her lungs. Triple H then says that Monday night showed what DX was capable of, and at Survivor Series, he will be the most capable man in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows that they are a lot of problems and mistakes being made, but he does not make mistakes. He says he does not care if he has to go through "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Rock or WWF Chairman and special guest referee Vince McMahon, as he will walk out of Survivor Series as WWF Champion because he is that damn good. Triple H then tells Vince he has seen what he is capable of, and if he wants to stand face-to-face with him and get in DX's way, he should know that Stephanie will be wearing that red dress any time they want her too. They then get Vince's face on the TitanTron again, but then it starts to move, and we see that a camera is trained on Vince backstage. Vince shows up and says there are a lot of things he could do about what DX pulled on Monday, with one of them being firing all of them on the spot. He says he could also go back to the locker room, get an equalizer, and leave them all a bloody mess. Instead, he will have his fun at Survivor Series as the special guest referee just like DX had their fun, and as far as tonight is concerned, there will be an eight-man tag team elimination match-up where DX squares off against WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, Test, Kane and The Rock. He also mentions that there will be a special guest enforcer in that match in the form of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Vince leaves, and Triple H says if he wants to play oneupsmanship, that's fine. He can make this threats, but when he sees Stephanie's face and sees her smiling, he should be asking if she is smiling because Test is awful in bed, or if she is thinking about what Stephanie could do to her in bed. Test runs in, and he immediately gets ganged up on by DX. Vince returns, and holds Test - who is busted open - back as Triple H tells Vince to go back to the back before they do the same to him.

We see the site of Big Show's father's funeral as it is announced that footage of the funeral from earlier today will be shown later on.

Kurt Angle is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, Gerald Brisco and Patterson are in the parking lot. Vince says Arnold Schwarzenegger will not miss this show for anything in the world.

Hardcore Holly beats Edge with an inside cradle following a superplex from Edge. Both men have their shoulders down, but Hardcore Holly gets one of his shoulders up before Edge does.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson meet Arnold Schwarzenegger in the parking lot. Arnold says he cannot wait to see the show.

We see some footage of Big Show at his father's funeral where Big Show is comforting his mother.

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat The Godfather and D'Lo Brown after The Godfather's hos distract referee Tim White as D'Lo Brown tries to pin D-Von

D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) try to figure out how to outsmart WWF Chiarman Vince McMahon. X-Pac shows up and tells them Arnold Schwarzenegger is here.

We see footage from earlier today of the pallbearers carrying the coffin of Big Show's father to the final resting place.

Before the next match, Val Venis tells Al Snow the most pathetic thing he has ever seen is that after 17 years of him performing in this business, his only claim to fame is that he got his action figure jerked off the shelves at "a second-rate K-Mart." He finds it absolutely appalling that he treats women like objects, which is his gimmick.

Val Venis beats The British Bulldog by disqualification. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) attack Val Venis, then "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry, "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman and Gangrel run in to make the save for Val Venis, starting a four-on-four brawl that referees have to break up.

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets The Rock backstage.

We see footage from earlier today where Big Show speaks for his father when The Big Boss Man shows up with an old police car from the 1970s with a loudspeaker connected to the top of it. The Big Boss Man tells Big Show his dad is not coming back, and asks his mother if he wants to go out with a man like him now that her husband is dead. Big Show tries to get on top of the car but is pushed off, and and as everyone checks on Big Show, Boss Man chains Big Show's father's coffin to the back bumper of his car and drives off with it. Big Show tries to grab on to the coffin, but he eventually falls off.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man apologizes for being late, as he was at a funeral he was obliged to attend. He then says it does not matter what partners Big Show gets, as the chances of him winning are as stiff as his dad. Faarooq shows up and says that if Boss Man thinks what he did to Big Show's father was sadistic and cruel, then it will be really sadistic and cruel when he shoves the WWF Hardcore Championship up his ass.

The Big Boss Man beats Faarooq after Prince Albert sprays mace into Faarooq's eyes. After the match,

Kevin Kelly interviews Chyna and Miss Kitty. Chyna says Chris Jericho has "Va-Chyna envy," as she is bigger, faster and stronger than he is, and says he will never be champion. This Sunday at Survivor Series, she plans to give Jericho an equal opportunity ass kicking.

We see footage from during the break where Chris Jericho attacks Chyna after the interview and tosses tampons and feminine pads at her.

EMTs help Chyna - who is now busted open after the attack from Chris Jericho - backstage. Chyna says that Jericho does not know what he has started.

Chris Jericho shows up. He says what he did to Chyna backstage was a warning, and he feels horrible that he had to do that and that it hurt him a lot more than it hurt Chyna. However, he had to stop her mockery of this sport and its credibility, as well as her mocking of Chris Jericho, and says the only reason she has the Intercontinental Championship and is in the WWF is that she is a great promotional tool and a source of inspiration for women, children and idiots across the nation. Jericho says she is the example of anything happening in the WWF, but it is the biggest load of bullcrap he has ever heard in his life and the joke stops right here, right now. If Chyna does not surrender the WWF Intercontinental Championship to him at Survivor Series, he will have no choice but to end her career and prove that he is better than her. He warns Chyna not to show up at Survivor Series.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, Test, Kane and The Rock are ready to lay the smack down on D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) tonight.

Grandmaster Sexay beats Jeff Hardy after tossing Matt Hardy into Jeff Hardy following the distraction by Scotty 2 Hotty.

Arnold Schwarzenegger meets "Stone Cold" Steve Austin backstage.

The Balitmore Ravens are seen in the front row.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up. Over his shoulder is a WWF Championship with a blue strap and the old WWF logo. He the introduces Arnold Schwarzenegger, who will be starring in the upcoming movie End of Days, premiering in theaters on November 24th. D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) is seen watching from backstage. Arnold is awarded with the WWF Championship over Vince's shoulder for being "the undisputed box-office heavyweight champion." Arnold thanks Vince, and thanks all of the fans for the reception tonight, and says he is glad to be here. He then thanks Vince, telling him he is building an empire, and tells everyone to go see End of Days. Backstage, D-Generation X is irritated, especially Triple H.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) attack a random guy backstage, thinking he is Arnold Schwarzenegger. They stop when they realize it is not him, then go back to beating him up after a few seconds.

Ivory shows up and says she is in the mood for a title fight tonight, and calls out Tori while making fun of her relationship with Kane, saying she is into "smoked sausage." Not long after the match begins, Debra, Luna Vachon and Jacqueline show up and watch from ringside, as do Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah and Terri Runnels. The match ends in a no-contest when Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah get in the ring and attack Ivory, and this quickly turns into a brawl all over the ring involving all the women who are there.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are still looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger backstage. Instead, they find Kane, The Rock and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, which starts an all-out brawl.

Arnold Schwarzenegger guests on commentary for the next match.

Test is checked on by a doctor before the next match, as his nose has apparently been broken. The eight-man Survivor Series Elimination Match becomes a 4-on-3 elimination handicap match.

Shane McMahon, Kane and The Rock beat D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) in a 4-on-3 elimination handicap match with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as the special guest enforcer. X-Pac and Kane eliminate each other by count-out when they fight each other outside of the ring. Shane McMahon is eliminated following a Fameasser from Billy Gunn. Afterwards, Test finally shows up, making the match 3-on-2 again and making it a fully-fledged eight-man Survivor Series Elimination Match. Billy Gunn gets disqualified by referee Earl Hebner after hitting Test in the back with a steel chair from ringside. "Road Dogg" Jesse James is eliminated after a Rock Bottom by The Rock. Later on in the match, Triple H knocks out referee Earl Hebner, and Austin tries to hit Triple H with a steel chair only for Triple H to duck and for Austin to hit The Rock instead. Arnold Schwarzenegger hands Austin a chair, and this time Austin his Triple H. Test pins Triple H and Austin makes the three-count, giving The Rock and Test the win. After the match, Triple H tries to swing at Arnold, but Arnold dodges and immediately backhands Triple H and hits him with a few right hands before Austin does the rest of the work. The show ends with Arnold and Austin having a beer together in the ring.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 8, 1999

RAW

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up to start tonight's show. Last week on SmackDown, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hit him in the face with the WWF Championship, and he does not like to get hit in the face with the WWF Championship. We see the footage of what happened on SmackDown again, then Austin calls Vince out. Vince shows up, saying it was a mistake, and Austin tells Vince to think really about what he is going to say about him as the fans in the arena are calling him an asshole, and he wants to know if he is a lying asshole or an honest asshole. Vince says everybody makes mistakes as the microphone cuts in and out, and Vince has to change his microphone. Austin hands him another microphone, then takes the one cutting in and out into the fans. Vince screams at Austin that that was a $10,000 microphone, and Austin tells Vince that if he raises his voice at him again, he'll toss him into the crowd just like that. Vince says that he does not appreciate being called an asshole, regardless of whether he is honest or not, and tells Austin that this was indeed an accident and that lightning can strike twice. Austin asks the crowd to give him a hell yeah if they want to see him beat Vince's ass, as he does not believe him, but Vince says he will prove that was not a mistake by making himself the special guest referee for the Triple Threat Match for the WWF Championship at Survivor Series. Suddenly, The Rock shows up, and tells Vince that if he wants to be the special guest referee, then he smells what he is cooking and that it smells like the biggest pile of bullcrap he has ever seen. He admits he and Austin do not agree on much, but they do agree on never, ever trusting a roody poo candy ass. Vince's microphone starts acting up again, and Austin tosses it into the crowd before handing his mike to Vince. Vince says that if they do not believe that was an accident, then The Rock costing Austin the WWF Championship must be an accident and that it is an accident that Triple H is champion, too. Triple H shows up, and he says everyone is in agreement that all three men in the ring are a bunch of screw-ups who have made mistakes, but the only one who does not make mistakes is him, as he has beaten every one of them and there have been no mistakes or accidents about it, as he is that damn good. At Survivor Series, it will not make a difference if Vince is the special guest referee or if it is a Triple Threat Match, as he will walk out as WWF Champion. Triple H then tells Vince that if he gets in his face tonight, it will be the biggest mistake of his life. Austin says the only mistake being made is Triple H entering the ring at Survivor Series, as he is going to get his ass whipped.

Al Snow and Mankind are confronted backstage by The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) make fun of the Al Snow action figure controversy by saying that Head is a decapitated woman's head and that Al Snow is a serial killer. Referees and officlas have to separate both teams before it can get violent.

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James says that it is said that Al Snow beats women and decapitates them, and that his action figure has been removed from Wal-Mart store shelves like they will remove the tag team titles from his and Mankind's waists.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Al Snow and Mankind to win the WWF Tag Team Championships for the fifth time. During the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is both seen and heard backstage telling someone that if D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get involved in anything else tonight, "it will be their ass." Later on in the match, Val Venis attacks Mankind at ringside, distracting referee Earl Hebner as Snow hits Road Dogg with the Snow Plow. Billy Gunn hits Snow with a steel chair and rolls Road Dogg on top of Snow, giving them the tag team titles once again.

Michael Cole interviews The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn), who take the microphone away from Cole so that X-Pac can brag that he will beat The Rock's ass tonight while Triple H tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to stick his head in his ass as he moons him, and says that D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) does what they want when they want. He says that if Vince has a problem with that, he can kiss his ass.

Kevin Kelly interviews Mankind and Al Snow. Snow says his mind is somewhere due to the action figure controversy, and says his mother gets calls about him all the time to the point that she is worried about him.

Before the next match, The Godfather offers his hos to Val Venis, saying they will toss his salad, pack his fudge, puff his fatty and call him daddy. Val Venis takes the hos, then turns around and gets a cheap shot on The Godfather.

The Godfather beats Val Venis by count-out after Mankind shows up and brawls with Val Venis into the crowd. After the match, the hos celebrate with referee Tim White.

Michael Hayes interviews Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, as well as WWF co-owners Shane and Linda McMahon. Linda is so happy and proud for both Test and Stephanie, and she welcomes Test into their family with open arms. Shane says that this marriage has his total blessing.

Lilian Garcia regretfully announces that Big Show's father, Paul Wight Sr., has passed away after a valiant battle with cancer over the weekend. Private services will be held this weekend, and the bell is tolled ten times in his memory. As everyone stands up, The Big Boss Man suddenly shows up after the sixth toll, and says they should not start the grieving process without him, as he has feelings too. It pains him that Big Show's father has passed away, and he reads a sympathy card. "With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked, I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked. He lived a full life on his own terms, soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms. But if I can have a son as stupid as you, I'd wish for cancer so I could die, too. So be brave and be strong, get your life back on track, 'cause the old bastard's dead and he ain't never coming back."

Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle is coming to the World Wrestling Federation!

Edge, Christian and The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The British Bulldog and The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs). The Mean Street Posse are seen wearing Minnesota Golden Gophers jerseys and ballcaps, as the Golden Gophers have gotten an upset win over the Penn State Nittany Lions with a last-minute field goal over the weekend. After the match, all eight men continue to brawl, and referees and officials have to restore order.

Triple H and WWF CHairman Vince McMahon are seen getting in each others' face backstage, with .

We see footage from earlier today where Chris Jericho is at Beaver Stadium at Penn State University, and says Penn State has not embarrassed themselves in the same way that WWF has done so by making a woman the Intercontinental Champion. He tells Chyna that if she has the balls - "and judging by how [she ]looks, [she] has two huge ones" - she will hand the Intercontinental Championship over to him and save herself a beating at his hands.

WAR ZONE

We see some footage of The Rock's photo shoot for People Magazine.

Before the next match, The Rock tells X-Pac that if he wants to come down the aisle with a can of Hansen's Energy Drink, he will take the can, dump out the contents and replace it with monkey piss, then turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.

The Rock beats X-Pac. During the match, The Rock inadvertently hop tosses X-Pac over the guardrail and into referee Earl Hebner during a brawl in the crowd. X-Pac hits The Rock with a low blow and steel chair shot, but The Rock kics out as it takes a while for Hebner to get back into the ring. X-Pac goes for the X Factor, but The Rock hits a Rock Bottom to win the match. After the match, the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) attack The Rock, and WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up after Triple H hits The Rock with a Pedigree. Vince tells Triple H that this is between the two of them and that he does not need Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac. The rest of D-Generation X leaves the ring, and Vince says that Tripel H did not like it when he made himself the special guest referee for the WWF Championship Triple Threat Match at Survivor Series, and says he won't like what he has in store ronight. Tonight, Triple H will be defending the WWF Championship against Test, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon will be special guest referee while he will be special guest timekeeper. Also, if D-Generation X comes within 50 feet of the ring, Triple H will be stripped of the WWF Championship and Test will win the title. An angry Triple H is about to fight Vince when The Rock gets back in the ring, hits Triple H with the Rock Buttom and hits him with The People's Elbow.

Backstage, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are frustrated with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, and Road Dogg tells Triple H that if he is to beat Vince, he will have to outthink him.

Chyna and Miss Kitty show up. Chyna tells Chris Jericho that the worst thing he could do at Survivor Series is look across the ring and see him as just a woman. Suddenly, Stevie Richards shows up dressed like Elvis Presley trying to hit on her by singing horribly. Suddenly, Chris Jericho shows up and kicks Stevie Richards in the groin before tossing him out of the ring and shoving Miss Kitty. Chyna and Jericho go at it, and referees have to pull of them apart. Both Chyna and Jericho manages to escape their corners while being held back to go at it a few more times.

At a nearby bar, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are seen watching the show when they get some female companionship.

Al Snow is seen calling him mom in the locker room, telling him what is going on considering the action figure comentary, and says he was unable to buy his action figure at Wal-Mart, but was able to buy a shotgun and live ammo. Mankind shows up, bearing gifts in the form of WWF The Music, Volume 4 as well as Head, who has not been seen in months.

Kane beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Prince Albert interferes as Tori watches the match on a monitor from backstage. Albert gets choke slammed, then The Big Boss mNa attacks Kane with his nightstick.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are still at the bar with the woman from earlier. The woman's boyfriend shows up and tells them to keep his hands off his girlfriend, then yanks her away.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) plot a way to outsmart Vince, saying that Vince cannot outsmart all of them at once.

Before the next match, Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) start speaking in trendy language, saying that they will beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly).

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beats Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) when Grandmaster Sexay distracts referee Teddy Long.

Faarooq and Bradshaw (The Acolytes) watch the friends of the guy from earlier call them "fake wrasslers" and say they pretend to be tough. After the commercial break, they threaten to beat The Acolytes' asses, which does not fare very well for them at all as they and the guy from earlier all get destroyed. The girl they met follows them out of the bar, and Bradshaw says "No wonder Minnesota beat your ass!"

Triple H retains the WWF Championship by count-out. At the beginning of the match, special guest referee Shane McMahon makes two fast counts in an attempt to screw Triple H out of the WWF Championship, and special guest timekeeper Vince McMahon tosses Triple H back into the ring as soon as he comes out. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen watching the match on a monitor from backstage, as is The Rock. Later on in the match, Shane asks Vince how much time is left in the match as Triple H pins Test following a Pedigree, and Triple H attacks both of them mercilessly. Vince grabs the WWF Championship and smacks Triple H in the face with the WWF Championship before placing Test on top of Triple H and getting Shane to make the count. Triple H kicks out after all of this, and as Test goes up for a top rope elbow drop, "Road Dogg" Jesse James is on the TitanTron. He opens a door, where "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn and X-Pac are seen doing something to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon. Vince, Shane and Test run to the back, and Triple H wins by count-out. After the match, Vince makes it to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) locker room, but the room is empty.

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for November 4, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) watch the things they did and laugh about it while bragging about everything and trash-talking their opposition. Some footage of lions in sexual intercourse is unintentionally part of the clip show. When they get to the part where Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental, Triple H says "He's gettin' smart."

Mankind and Al Snow beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) to become the WWF Tag Team Champions! Val Venis is seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. Before the match starts, it is announced that Sabrena Parton, a professor at Kennesaw State University, complained that Head was a "decapitated woman's head" that sent an inappropriate message about violence towards women and "is a gruesome toy that sends a bad message to kids" in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution in a horribly un-researched and misinformed rant. Parton was quoted as saying "What kind of message would this toy send children about brutalization of women?" The article goes on to ask if playing with a "woman's severed head serves as a training manual for future spousal abusers" and states that "the most obvious conclusion is that the package contains a female victim who did not survive her encounter with the muscled figures who surround her." Because of the backlash, Wal-Mart has pulled the action figure from store shelves.

Jim Ross is seen talking to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin talks about how Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental. Jim Ross says he spoke too soon and that he was thinking back to the Vince of old, saying that a lot of things the old Vince did were not coincidental. Austin accepts his apology.

Al Snow and Mankind celebrate their tag team title victory with the rest of the tag team division. They may not champagne, but they have whole milk. Mankind leaves the locker room, saying he has business he has to finish.

It is announced that the wedding of Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be on Raw November 29th.

D'Lo Brown beats Test. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) are seen watching from the stage and talking about Test, saying he has "ass warts" and "flamingo legs." Later in the match, D'Lo Brown lands awkwardly and blows out his left knee after a top rope double ax handle, but when Test tries to pick him up, D'Lo Brown gets him in an inside cradle for the win. The Mean Street Posse leaves, then Test and the referee help D'Lo Brown up before Test leaves.

Mankind meets The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw), who tell him that Val Venis has already left the building. Meanwhile, Jim Ross talks to The Rock in the locker room. The Rock mentions how Jim Ross called WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship by saying he hoped that was accidental, and wants to know what he meant by that. Just like with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Jim Ross says he spoke too soon and that he was thinking back to the Vince of old, saying that a lot of things the old Vince did were not coincidental. The Rock tells Jim Ross that if he is lying, he will stick his cowboy hat up his candy ass.

The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Too Cool ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher, now going by "Grandmaster Sexay," and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor, now going by "Scotty 2 Hotty"). At one point in the match, Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty grab at Terri Runnels' behind. Later on in the match, Terri Runnels distracts Scotty 2 Hotty, who moonwalks over to her only to get slapped in the face, allowing The Hardys to get the win.

Mankind is in the parking garage with The Godfather's hos, who tell him that Val Venis sometimes hangs out at Delilah's Pleasure Bar and Pinky's. As the hos talk about how hot he is as he walks away, one of the women asks if he bathes, then Mankind is seen scratching his butt as he leaves.

Tori, who is accompanied by Kane, is seen backstage with Jim Ross. He tells both of them that he spoke too soon and that he was speaking out of his head when WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hit WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship. Kane is accepting of Jim Ross' explanation, and he leaves along with Tori.

Olympic Gold medalist Kurt Angle is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

A black limousine is seen entering the building, and WWF Chairman Vince McMahon steps out of it.

Edge beats The British Bulldog by disqualification after Joey Abs breaks up a pinfall when Christian hits Bulldog with a DDT behind the referee's back. During the match, The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) show up, and after the match, they and Christan fight off The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) and toss them out of the ring. The British Bulldog retains the WWF European Championship.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon confronts Jim Ross for accidentally implying that he hit his son WWF co-owner Shane McMahon with the WWF Championship, and Jim Ross apologizes and tells him what he has told everyone else: that it was a mistake as well as an accident. Vince accepts his apology.

At Delilah's Pleasure Bar, Mankind finds the manager, who tells him that Val Venis has not been at the establishment all night. Mankind tries to bribe the manager with a $1 bill, but a dancer takes it and offers Mankind a dance. Mankind says he would love to, but he is afraid that she would hurt herself on his tag team title. He leaves, and takes the $1 bill with him.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) shows up. Triple H says it seems to him that the world cannot get enough of them, and that the entire world is in love with D-Generation X. He cannot blame everybody, as they are the coolest guys here, they have beaten everyone, and when they say they are going to do something, they do it. On Raw, the world got to see them in all their glory as Road Dogg kicked the living hell out of the Rock, X-Pac beat the living hell out of Kane and Billy Gunn split the eye of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin open with one shot of his fist. He tells the rest of DX that they are great, but the coup de grace and the best part of the show had to be the WWF Championship match. As a treat to DX as well as the fans, they are going to take a look at the match, where they brag about WWF Chairman Vince McMahon hitting WWF co-owner Shane McMahon in the head with the WWF Championship. He then brings up Jim Ross saying that he hoped that Vince did not hit Shane with the WWF Championship was an accident, then brings the fans up to date on the best-kept secret in wrestling today, and brings out the newest member of D-Generation X: Vince McMahon. Billy Gunn is seen holding up a DX jersey with "VINCE 69" on one side, then Vince shows up, unimpressed with what is going on. He asks the fans if he should join DX, then tells DX something. Triple H, irritated with Vince's microphone being cut off, screams "For the love of Christ, it's a billion-dollar company on the stock market, the stock's going through the friggin' roof, and we can't get a mike that works?" The crowd erupts with thunderous applause, and Triple H says that is one more reason why Vince should be with them, because they will always have "a stick that performs." Vince says he would rather join World Championship Wrestling than join DX, and tells them that he hopes they had all their fun on Monday and that they have more fun tonight, because in the ring, DX will compete in a Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match against WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, Kane, The Rock, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. DX is livid. He then salutes them, then flips the microphone in the air tells DX to suck it by giving them the crotch chop.

It is announced that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be on SmackDown next week.

Mankind is seen in the peep show section of an adult establishment, and take in some entertainment as he looks for Val Venis.

Before the next match, The Godfather's hos are about to take off their "Just Say Ho!" shirts when Chris Jericho shows up. He tells The Godfather that pimpin' ain't easy...to watch. He says nobody came to see a bunch of scantily clad women dance; instead, they came to see him. Also, just like nobody wants to see a cowardly woman as champion, everybody wants to see him. He tells Chyna that after their match at Survivor Series, he will make her his personal ho. He says she is excited about it, as she has a sexual crush on him, and asks if you can blame her with his kind of face. He also says that Chyna likes to lay on her back as she has slept with half the boys in the locker room already; however, her dream of a lifetime will come true after Survivor Series when he is dirty and sweaty and he makes Chyna get on her knees, pucker up and kiss the Intercontinental title, saying she will never, ever forget it.

The Godfather beats Chris Jericho. Chyna and Miss Kitty are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. Later on in the match, Stevie Richard shows up dressed as a ho, and he and the hoes get in the ring, drag Tim White away and allow for Stevie to hit Jericho with a Stevie Kick. The Godfather then hits the Ho Train and stacks Jericho up for the win. After the match, the hos celebrate with Tim White.

Lilian Garcia interviews Stevie Richards, who asks who would not think the world of Chyna, as she is muscular, athletic, has a nice tan and can wrestle, saying "she's one big piece of ass." He predicts that Chyna will beat Chris Jericho at Survivor Series.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon talk about the Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match as Vince looks for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Mankind is seen leaving the adult entertainment establishment only to see a tow truck take his car away.

WWF chairman Vince McMahon finds "Stone Cold" Steve Austin enter his dressing room, but when he gets there, the door is locked.

Al Snow is seen still celebrating his tag team title win when he is attacked from behind by Val Venis, who tells him that it would be in Mankind's best interest if he finds him before he finds Mankind. He then leaves the locker room and thanks The Godfather's hos for sending the message, proving that Mankind was sent on a wild goose chase around town all along.

WWF chairman Vince McMahon looks for Kane, and gets Tori when he knocks on the door of Kane's dressing room. He tells Tori to tell Kane that he wishes him luck in the eight-man elimination match tonight.

The Big Boss Man vs. Big Show ends in a no-contest when the match gets out of control, and after the match's end, The Big Boss Man gets choke slammed. Prince Albert runs into the ring, but he fares no better and also eats a choke slam. Officials try to restore order, but Dave Hebner goes for a ride, as does Sgt. Slaughter and Tony Garea. Referees run in, but when Big Show gets his hand up in the air, they all scatter.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon comes across The Rock, who simply tells Vince "The Rock smells it."

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Shane McMahon, Kane, The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a Survivor Series Eight-Man Elimination Match, with Triple H the sole survivor. During the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up to watch the match from ringside. Later on in the match, with Triple H and Austin the only two men left iin the match, Vince brings in a steel chair, but Triple H takes it. Vince then grabs the WWF Championship and tries to hit Triple H with it, but he hits Austin instead, giving Triple H the win. After the match, Austin is immensely peeved with Vince, and Triple H gets back in the ring and hits Austin from behind with the WWF Championship.

Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for October 28, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) shows up to start tonight's show. Triple H re-introduces the fans to DX, and says they do what they want when they want to do it, and that they make the rules and then break them. He announces that the WWF, as of this moment, is on notice as they are back. Triple H decrees they will leave no stone unturned, and no rock unpulverized. Triple H tells "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock that if they are lucky enough to make it to Survivor Series, they will get in the ring with the top dog and the CEO of DX: himself. He is the WWF Champion, and he will walk out of Survivor Series as WWF Champion, like it or not. Triple H then says DX is here for one reason and one reason only: to run this show. X-Pac then takes the microphone, and announces that D-Generation X is back on top. He says that DX is the strongest force in the World Wrestling Federation today, but they can always get bigger, and tonight, he has the feeling that the fans will see a new member. Billy Gunn then mentions that last Monday, he got a taste of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and liked it, and says that DX will be at ringside when he beats Austin in the ring tonight. Road Dogg then talks about how he left The Rock in a puddle of "his own talentless puke," and challenges him to bring "The People's Balls" down The People's Ramp and enter the dog house, and admits he has one fear that The Rock will like it when he lays him flat on his back. Triple H then says he has told the world, but there is one more person he would like to tell to their face: WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, whom he calls to the ring and commands to "bow to the masters." Vince McMahon shows up, and Triple H to look into his eyes and he knows who DX is and what they are capable of. He tells Vince that this is game, set and match and that they pulled his punk card, and that DX is putting him on notice. Triple H then tells Vince his services are no longer needed, as DX is officially taking over and that they will make the rules and the laws, as he has the boys and the cards to do it. He then tells Vince to take a hike, because he is finished. Vince then takes a microphone and announces of the fans in Springfield, Massachusetts and across the world, he tells DX to suck it. Triple H says he expected a comeback, and says he is one step ahead of him, as they have three words for him: "We're taking over."

A camera is positioned in the parking garage in case The Rock or "Stone Cold" Steve Austin make their way to the arena.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon meet Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco backstage.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) guest on commentary for the next match.

Too Much ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor), who now go by the team name of "Too Cool," beat Edge and Christian after Crash Holly hits Edge in the face with the scale. After the match, The Hollys and Too Cool continue to beat up Edge and Christian until referees restore order.

In footage from earlier today, Jim Ross interviews Big Show. Big Show says he has to leave because he knows that when he sees The Big Boss Man, he knows he is going to do something that he is .

"Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry comes out of the dressing room with only a towel wrapped around him. Two women leave as Henry pours water on himself, then two more women come in.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho says that he has heard that Stevie Richards challenged him to a match, and says that he had the chance of a lifetime when he allowed him to be his tag team partner on Monday night. Jericho says he would have won the match against D'Lo Brown and Chyna (the latter of whom he calls a "girl") if Stevie had not tagged himself in and ruined everything, and says that Stevie is trying to make a name for himself by mimicking everyone, and says that Stevie will never, ever have the talent or charisma that he has. He then calls him out, and says he will beat the hell out of him. Chyna's entrance plauys, but it becomes obvious that this Stevie Richards dressed like Chyna. Jericho attacks Stevie from behind before the match begins.

Stevie Richards beats Chyna. During the match, Chyna and Miss Kitty show up, and Chyna pushes Jericho away as he uses the ropes for leverage. After the match, Stevie hugs Chyna, and Chyna punches him out, then Jericho rips the stuffing out of Stevie's outfit.

The Rock is seen coming into the building when he runs into "Road Dogg" Jesse James, who proceeds to fight him. Suddenly, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, X-Pac and Triple H show up and mug The Rock before stuffing him into the trunk of his own car. Road Dogg gets in The Rock's car and drives off in it.

Kevin Kelly interviews D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Triple H says DX is taking over, and that is exactly what they are going to do. Billy Gunn says that what they did to The Rock is nothing compared to what they will do to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. X-Pac says D-Generation X is taking over, and that is all there is to it.

The British Bulldog shows up with The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) before the next match.

The British Bulldog beats D'Lo Brown to become the WWF European Champion for a second time. During the match, D'Lo hits The Bulldog with the European Championship, but The Bulldog hits D'Lo with it in return only to get a near-fall. When D'Lo goes for the Lo Down, Pete Gas knocks D'Lo Brown off the top rope, allowing The Bulldog to win the title.

Backstage, X-Pac tells Kane that he is doing D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) on the side, and apologizes for trying to save Kane on Monday, saying it was either him or Tori. He tells Kane that tonight is about revenge against The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

"Road Dogg" Jesse James is seen looking for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and tells the garage attendant that The Rock is "on the the other side of the tracks, right where he belongs."

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat Kane and X-Pac after X-Pac hits Kane with a low blow followed by an X-Factor. Kane gets up and takes the Dudleys out, and is about to choke slam X-Pac when he is attacked from behind by the rest of D-Generation X. After Triple H hits Kane with a Pedigree, X-Pac tells Kane that "his job of carrying [his] big ass is over," says The Undertaker was right to say that he was weak, and says he is not DX material. He says there will be no new member of D-Generation X, as Kane is a piece of crap and he is sick and tired of carrying him.

The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry and Viscera - who are accompanied by a few women, two of whom are plus-sized - following the distraction from Terri Runnels. After the match, Viscera commands the women out of the ring, then turns on Mark Henry for costing them the match.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Bill Gunn) find out that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has arrived.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Bill Gunn) formulate a plan of attack against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, saying that they have to attack him before he attacks them.

The Big Boss Man beats Al Snow after rince Albert distracts Snow by striking the steel steps with Boss Man's nightstick and Boss Man attacks Al Snow from behind with the WWF Hardcore Championship behind referee Tim White's back. After the match, Al Snow sarcastically calls Prince Albert and The Big Boss Man beating him "a surprise." He doesn't know if it is the strike to the head or the doctors upping the doses on his medications, but he, being the grizzled veteran that he is, feels he has let the youth of the sport down as Prince Albert as he wasn't even physically involved in the match and he feels bad. Snow then proposes that since The Big Boss Man has the WWF Hardcore Championship and he is the crown prince of hardcore, that Prince Albert and Boss Man meet him in the parking lot for a hardcore match before leaving through the crowd.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James is seen with his left leg caught in a bear trap. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin pours beer on the trapped leg as Road Dogg screams in pain.

EMTs are seen prying the bear trap off "Road Dogg" Jesse James' leg.

Prince Albert and The Big Boss Man are seen in the parking lot, and they wait in their car. All of a sudden, a forklift hits the driver's side of their car, and we find out that the forklift is being commandeered by Big Show, who proceeds to destroy the car using his own fists and feet with Boss Man and Prince Albert trapped inside. Big Show then climbs up and topples a garbage dumpster on top of the car, crushing Boss Man and Albert inside.

Mankind is seen backstage.

"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn is seen hanging upside-down after being caught in a snare. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up and proceeds to splash beer on him.

Before the next match, Val Venis tells Mankind that as he stands in the middle of the ring, he knows exactly what he is thinking, and that Mankind is thinking that he wants respect for his in-ring ability, his out-of-ring ability and his literary arts. As Have A Nice Day! is set to be in the Top 10 of The New York Times' best-seller list and Mankind demands respect, and he will strut his stroll and gyrate his way down to the ring, look into his eye, and reinforce the idea that he is exactly what he is: the single-fastest up-and-coming athlete in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.

Mankind beats Val Venis by pinfall with the Mandible Claw. During the match, it is announced that "The Jaws of Life" are being used to free The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert from inside the car that they are trapped in, and that they are being placed in an ambulance. Later on in the match, Mankind cannot find Mr. Socko, and after Mankind avoids the Money Shot, Al Snow runs in with Mr. Socko, hands it to Mankind, and Mankind pins Val Venis' shoulders to the mat with the Mandible Claw.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) try to regroup in the locker room. All of a sudden, X-Pac gets a call on his cellular phone, and it is from "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin asks X-Pac if he listens to the roadio and if he listens to Casey Kasem, and says he has a message from him: "Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, As soon as X-Pac looks up at the ceiling, a ceiling tile falls on him, knocking him out. The rest of DX is livid.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H tells "Stone Cold" Steve Austin this is it, and if they want to play games and spring traps on them, he shoud know he is "the game." Triple H says DX stands in the ring united, and that they have sent The Rock packing to destination unknown and that Kane is off licking his wounds somewhere, and now Austin is next. Triple H says he knows the kind of man that Austin is, and calls him a coward who does not have the courage to face DX like a man and always has to hit them with a cheap shot. As soon as Triple H says Austin could be under the ring, DX looks under the ring. Triple H then says Austin is somewhere in the ring, and decides to give him a fighting chance to be a man and walk into the ring with D-Gneeration X so they can end this once and for all. He gives Austin the count of ten, and if he does not show up, they will head backstage, beat his ass, drag him to the ring, and show what kind of coward he is. Triple H then counts to ten, then calls Austin a "puss." As soon as DX are about to leave, Austin's music hits and Austin shows up. He says he has been sitting in the back listening to triple H, and he does not care at all about D-Generation X. He says that DX will not be taking over the WWF, and says he laid a bear trap thinking he would catch a bear only to catch a jackass. He also says that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn should be named "Dumbass" Billy Gunn for falling for the snare trap, and tells X-Pac that the only thing that he likes about him is his name, since it sounds like a six-pack, but he is so stupid that when when he gave him the Casey Kasem line, he looked up at the ceiling and it fell on him. As for Triple H, he does not impress him one bit, and he asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they want him to come into the ring and whup his ass. Austin heads to the ring, then asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they think DX sucks. Suddenly, a net falls on DX. It takes them a while to get out, with Triple H getting out first, and as soon as DX gets out of the next, Kane shows up and fights DX with Austin. Suddenly, The Rock shows up and also fights DX. The show ends with Austin, Kane and The Rock cleaning house.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 25, 1999

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The show starts with The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) demanding WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to put them in a match against The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Vince tells them that Edge and Christian have a title shot tonight, but they want them out of the match and want in tonight's title match. Nevertheless, they ask for two other opponents tonight. Mankind and The Rock are out due to Mankind challenging Triple H for the WWF Championship tonight. Triple H storms in and confronts Vince over tonight's title match, and The New Age Outlaws say Triple H is scared. Triple H tells them to shut up, and in an attempt to make them shut up after Road Dogg says he isn't shutting up, Triple H proposes that The New Age Outlaws face The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, since Austin is nowhere on tonight's show. The New Age Outlaws are up to the challenge, and Vince tells them they've got it.

The Godfather looks for his hos backstage, thinking they are with "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. He finds Mark, telling him it time to go to work, and has to kick the door open to get him and the hos to come to the ring, telling Henry he can't have the hos 24/7.

Before the next match, Viscera says that while Mideon likes farm animals, he likes - and wants - The Godfather's hos, and proposes a "winner takes all" match. Viscera then tells "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry that when he wins the match with him, he can have them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Viscera beats The Godfather to get all the hos after "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry drags The Godfather to the floor from behind in the corner. Mideon gets ejected from the match early on by referee Tim White for getting on the apron and choking The Godfather from behind in the corner. After the match, Mark Henry hits The Godfather with a splash. Viscera and Mark Henry then command the hos to go to the back. Meanwhile, a few hos are still in the ring checking on The Godfather, and Viscera commands them to go to the back. When they refuse, one of them gets kicked to the mat and splashed along with The Godfather, then the other one leaps on Viscera to put him in a sleeper hold only to be pushed off and slammed into the canvas. EMTs have to check on the two remaining hos

Michael Cole interviews The Rock. For the last two weeks, he and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin have been playing oneupsmanship, and that he has sent chill bumps up Austin's arms. At Survivor Series, they will both face Triple H in a Triple Threat Match one more time for the WWF Championship. Tonight, however, Austin is his tag team partner, and they have to put everything outside and face The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). He has no problem with this, but since he is in "The People's Ring," he will be surrounded by the millions of his fans as they will let The Rock know he will forever be The People's Champ.

As The Godfather and his two loyal hos are in the ambulance, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) laugh about it, but Buh Buh Ray says it will not be as funny as what he will do to Kane tonight.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) vs Edge and Christian for the WWF Tag Team Championships ends when two men dressed like rappers show up and attack Edge and Christian. The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) and Terri Runnels are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. The two "rappers" are identified as Too Much ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) after The Hardy Boyz show up and attack Too Much, helping Edge and Christian get them out of the ring.

Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are seen making up with each other backstage.

A steel cage can be seen hanging above the ring. Michael Cole interviews Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah in the ring. Mae Young thanks Moolah for being the oldest person she has ever wrestled, and says that this is not a slight against her. Moolah thanks all the fans who have supported her; however, at her age, she cannot defend the WWF Women's Championship as it should be defended. She will give the WWF Women's Championship back and officially retire. Suddenly, Ivory shows up with a broom in her room, and says there are two witches in the room before telling Moolah she found her ride in the handicapped spot and proceeds to raise the broom up. Ivory reminds Moolah that she has a rematch clause, and Mae Young confronts Ivory only to be kicked in the gut before having the broom broken on her back. Moolah fights Ivory, and this starts a match.

Ivory beats The Fabulous Moolah to become the WWF Women's Champion. After the match, Ivory pushes Mae Young off the apron and stomps her a few times.

Prince Albert is seen talking to Big Show, and challenges him to a match to see how bad he really is, and reminds him that he is not The Big Boss Man.

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Big Show vs. Prince Albert ends in a no-contest. During the match, The Big Boss Man shows up and tells Big Show that he has something that belongs to him, his father and his father's father. Last night, he made a trip to the hospital to see how badly his father was doing, and says the stench of death was in the air. All he saw in the bed was a puny old man waiting to die, and he pulled the plug on him. Before he left, he saw him clutching a pocket watch in his hand, and he took it. As he talks, he threatens to destroy the watch if Big Show ges any closer. Prince Albert attacks Big Show from behind, then Big Boss Man hits Big Show in the head with a hammer. He then proceeds to destory the pocket watch with a hammer on an anvil brought in by two stage hands.

Chris Jericho says he feels horrible for Big Show, but he feels worse for Chyna as he will expose her as a cowardly disgrace of a champion who has no more right to be in the ring with him than a common fan. He tells Chyna to bring D'Lo Brown out as her tag team partner, and he will bring a common fan into the ring, and they will embarrass her and prove she will never be in the same league as him.

Backstage, Big Show hunts down The Big Boss Man.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho picks a female fan out of the audience, but this person looks suspiciously like a man in woman's clothing.

Chyna and D-Lo Brown beats Chris Jericho and the random female fan, who is revealed to be none other than Stevie Richards dressed as a woman as Chyna beats him up. After the match, Jericho beats up Stevie Richards with two powerbombs followed by the Walls of Jericho.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is reading Mankind's autobiography when Mankind shows up and thanks him for the shot at the WWF Championship. When Vince asks him about his facial expressions - save for "the bobbing Adam's apple at the time of fear" - being the best in the business, Mankind tells Vince that he makes it happen, as his own face is covered up most of the time.

WAR ZONE

Mankind beats Triple H by disqualification. The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage in separate areas. Later on in the match, Triple H grabs a steel chair, but Mankind kicks into his face as he runs towards him in the corner. As Triple H and referee Mike Chioda play tug-of-war with the chair, Mankind grabs the WWF Championship. Chioda takes the steel chair away, but Mankind hits Triple H with the WWF Championship behind Chioda's back. After a near-fall, Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw, but Val Venis runs in with a steelc chair and hits Mankind in the back with it, ending the match. Al Snow runs in, and he and Mankind take Venis down. Triple H retains the WWF Championship.

Michael Cole interviews "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin says nobody sends chill bumps down his arms, and that he and The Rock will be facing Triple H for the WWF Championship in a Triple Threat Match at Survivor Series. As far as tonight goes, he has no problems, but he is not friends with The Rock and he will slap The People's Eyebrow off of him if he does not do his part.

Michael Hayes interviews WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, who announces that she is nearly 100% and is starting to get a lot of her memories and feelings for Test back. She hopes that Test beats an apology out of The British Bulldog as Test is seen talking with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon.

Kevin Kelly interviews Kane and X-Pac. Kane says that Tori told him not to make fun of Buh Buh Ray Dudley, and as he almost mocks Buh Buh Ray's speech impediment before reaching for his autolarynx, he tells X-Pac to promise him he will stay out of the match no matter what. X-Pac tells him that if he wants to do this himself, he understands more than anybody. All of a sudden, Kane and X-Pac are assaulted by The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

Before the next match, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up with Kane's autolarynx. Buh Buh Ray proceeds to mock how Kane's speech patterns before bragging about stealing the autolarynx. D-Von Dudley says Kane should have learned not to mess with them early on.

Kane beats Buh Buh Ray Dudley by disqualification after D-Von Dudley interferes. X-Pac is seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. After the match, X-Pac stands by as Kane is double-teamed, and Tori tells him to get out there and help Kane, as he is his best friend. Tori also tells him that if he does not get out there, she will. X-Pac runs to the ring after a double team.

Kevin Kelly interviews The British Bulldog. Bulldog finds it funny that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is regaining her memory, as Test won't be able to remember anything after he gets through smashing his head into the steel cage over and over again.

The British Bulldog vs. Test in a Steel Cage Match ends in a no-contest. As Test climbs to the top of the cage, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) climb over the guardrail and cut the lock to the cage door with bolt cutters. After Test hits Bulldog with an elbow from the top of the cage, The Posse go on the attack, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon fights The Posse off single-handedly. Bulldog gets out of the cage as Test lays in the corner and The Posse continue to attack Shane. Rodney and Pete Gas are able to leave the cage, but Test grabs Joey Cage and boots him in the face before tossing him out. The Posse then slam the cage dooro nthe skull of Test, then limp away to the back. Afterwards, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon shows up and checks on Shane.

Triple H and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) argue with each other at the locker room entrance. Meanwhile, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) head to "The Friendly Tap" for a beer. All of a sudden, two men recognize them and offer to buy them a drink, but they refuse to take no for an answer and one of them challenges them to an arm wrestling match. After some money is laid on the table, the challenge is accepted and Bradshaw wins immediately. The other guy accuses them of cheating, and calls Faarooq a "darkie," saying he can't count right and that "he's a good boy." The two locals continue to be racist towards Faarooq, and this starts a nasty bar room brawl where The Acolytes come out on top after they annihilate not only the two locals but anyone else who wants to step up. The Acolytes leave as the manager calls 911. (The Friendly Tap is a bar owned by referee Tim White, who is proprietor of the bar at the time and would be for years.)

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. During the match, Triple H runs in, but Austin notices him and keeps him out of the ring, and brawls with him to the stage, leaving The Rock without a tag team partner. As The Rock fights off The Outlaws on his own, X-Pac runs into the ring and hits The Rock with a spinning heel kick and allowing The New Age Outlaws the win. After the match, Austin runs back into the ring, and Triple H goes in after him. Triple H, X-Pac and The New Age Outlaws then outnumber Austin and The Rock and take the boots to them. All four men then put on D-Generation X jerseys and celebrate, as D-Generation X has now gotten back together.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 11, 1999

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This week, Robert James Marella, better known as Gorilla Monsoon, passed away at the age of 62.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up to start tonight's show. On behalf of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince says it feels good to be in Atlanta, Georgia. He then introduces the man who could become WWF Champion this Sunday at No Mercy: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin shows up. Austin says that for the last two months, he has been on the sidelines due to one particular asshole: Triple H. He has a message for Triple H: tonight, he is back, "you dumb son of a bitch." Ever since he had been gone, Triple H shows up and attacks Jim Ross and rattlesnakes, and says that does not scare him. When he gets him in the ring at No Mercy, he can rest assured that the WWF Championship is coming back to him. Right now, he is a little pissed off and he does not feel like waiting until No Mercy, and tells Triple H to come to the ring as he has something for him. Triple H shows up, and he tells Austin he hears him running his mouth, then Austin tells Triple H he has 40,000 people calling him an asshole. Triple H says that is really 40,000 people that he does not care if they live or die. He tells Austin he could walk down to the ring, and says there is not one person in the crowd who does not think he could rip him from one end of Atlanta to the other, but seeing as he is in the driver's seat, he is not doing that. He says Sunday will come soon enough, and says he does not have to scare Austin anymore as he has looked into his eyes and has seen that he is scared, as deep down inside, Austin knows that on Sunday, he cannot beat him. Triple H says nobody can beat him, as he is "The Game." After some more "asshole" chants, Triple H changes his mind and heads towards the ring, then circles it before slapping the headset off Jim Ross' head before shoving him again. Jim Ross finally has it with Triple H, and hits him from behind with the commentary table fan. Austin takes advantage of the situation and beats Triple H up at ringside. Austin then calls for Jim Ross to get in the ring, and he does. Austin holds Triple H back so Jim Ross can hit him, and Jim Ross punches Triple H in the gut. Chyna shows up and takes Jim Ross down before punching him in the face repeatedly, and Austin pulls Chyna off before punching her out of the ring. Triple H and Chyna retreat, and Triple H tells Austin that wants a piece of him and if Jim Ross wants to get involved, then the two of them can face him and Chyna later tonight. Austin asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they want to see him "open a can of whupass on these two bastards." He then tells Triple H he has signed his ass whipping.

We see a kennel full of bulldogs located backstage.

Mankind is seen waiting for The Rock backstage, carrying his "Rock 'n Sock Connection" jacket.

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James sends his prayers out to Droz. He then calls out Hardcore and Crash Holly.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Hardcore and Crash Holly. After the match, Hardcore Holly lays out the Outlaws with the scale.

Michael Cole interviews Mankind, whose guest appearance on GvsE will be replayed right after Raw goes off the air. Mankind admits this was a lot of fun, but he is really here to say that everybody makes mistakes, and that maybe he made a mistake hitting The Rock with a steel chair. He says that one of them is not being a team player, saying there is no "I" in "team," "Rock," or "sock." Before he can commit to making some lucrative endorsement deals, he wants commitment from The Rock. He says it is put up or shut up time, and that it is up to The Rock, though he does not give a damn as he can go either way.

The backstage bulldog pen is seen again.

Before the next match, Ivory announces that she will "beat the Metamucil out of that old sea hag, Mae Young," and that this match will serve as a demonstration to "The Fabulously Old Moolah" at No Mercy this Sunday. She says she will not old back, and that she does not care if that makes the crowd uncomfortable. She says that nobody knows what they have put her through, as she has to live with anxiety and stress in anticipation of them ripping her hair out and her clothes off. She even sees their wrinkled faces and hunched backs in her nightmares. She says that justice will be served at No Mercy, then tells Mae Young to strap on her Depends, as she will need them when she beats the regularity out of her tonight.

Mae Young vs. Ivory ends before it can begin when Ivory hits Mae Young with the WWF Women's Championship. During the match, The Fabulous Moolah shows up and grabs Ivory's hair when she tries to hit Mae Young with the WWF Women's Championship again.

Mankind is still waiting for The Rock backstage. Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler call The Rock and tell him about what Mankind is doing. The Rock says he doesn't like Mankind or could care less about him, and that if there is any physicality, it will be from him. He will be in the Georgia Dome in a little bit to turn it upside down.

Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who has no idea why there is a pen of bulldogs in the back, and if is a trick of some sort, he will get the last laugh. He also does not care what The Rock and Mankind do to each other, and come this Sunday, he will beat The Rock and get one step closer to the WWF Championship.

In footage from earlier today, Michael Hayes interviews WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie says that she is feeling much better physically, and with the exception of the headaches, she feels okay. The most frustrating part, however, is that she can't remember anything that happens to her short-term and she has to write everything down. Tonight was supposed to be her wedding night, but she cannot remember any of the feeling she has for Test. Shane tells her not to blame herself, as everyone knows whose fault this is.

Val Venis attacks Mankind backstage, as does The British Bulldog. Referees and officials have to restore order.

A white limousine is seen pulling up to the arena. Out of the back seat comes "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry, who walks out of the limousine with a young lady. Mark Henry is seen checking her out as they enter the arena.

Edge and Christian and The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) ends in a double disqualification when both teams continue fighting each other at ringside. Terri Runnels is seen watching from backstage before the match begins.

X-Pac and Kane are backstage. X-Pac tells Kane not to get involved in his match after not listening to him for the last few weeks.

A black limousine pulls up to the arena, and The Rock climbs out to enter the building.

Kevin Kelly interviews The Rock backstage. The Rock says he does not care about Mankind or how he feels about "The Rock 'n Sock Connectino," saying he wipes his ass with how Mankind feels about it. As for The British Bulldog, he will not have his way with him at No Mercy, and that nobody cares about him. He calls The British Bulldog "a nobody" and that he has invited a few "Georgia Bulldog mascots" here later tonight as he has a surprise for him later tonight. When The Rock gets finished, Mankind shows up and wants to know where he stands. The Rock tells Mankind to take his jacket, his mask and his "ten-cent outfit" and roll it up into a ball, but before he can tell Mankind to shove them all up his candy ass, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon intervenes and tells him that he and Mankind have a tag team match later tonight against Val Venis and The British Bulldog. The Rock tells Mankind that he had better win one for "the Scooper."

X-Pac beats Faarooq on his own after sending Faarooq into Bradshaw, who is on the apron arguing with referee Jimmy Korderas. Before the next match, it is announced that Droz has greatly improved, and that there is a message from Droz and his family on WWF.com. After the match, Faarooq and Bradshaw gang up on X-Pac, then Kane shows up. Kane then stands on the apron as Faarooq and Bradshaw both powerbomb X-Pac. After some hesitation, Kane cannot stand it any longer and attacks Faarooq and Bradshaw. Kane helpds X-Pac down from the top rope, but X-Pac shoves him away again.

Jim Ross leaves the commentary table to prepare for his match.

We find out that the woman that "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry arrived to the ring with is his second sex therapist in a week as we see footage from Mark Henry's second sex therapy session. The sex therapist says that Mark Henry is really screwed up, but she can help him. She proposes some special intense overstimulation techniques to tame "the wild sexual beast" in Mark, and they will start tonight.

Michael Cole substitutes for Jim Ross on commentary.

WAR ZONE

The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat Chris Jericho and Curtis Hughes after Jericho hits Curtis Hughes and leaves him high and dry again after inadvertently hitting him while trying to break up a pin.

D'Lo Brown talks to Big Show, who is sad as his father has terminal cancer. D'Lo tells him that if he needs him for anything, to let him know.

At the backstage bulldog pen, The Rock has Mankind scoop up bulldog poop and place it on a silver platter for The British Bulldog tonight.

Before the next match, The Godfather shows up with enough hos to surround the ring. Terry Taylor then interviews Dr. Early, Mark Henry's sex therapist, who says that if Mark Henry can focus on his work instead of the women, then he will get on the road to recovery in no time.

The Godfather beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry in a ho-jack match. Mark Henry's sex therapist, Dr. Early, is not happy after watching from backstage, and Mark Henry dances with the hos after the match.

Kevin Kelly interviews Triple H and Chyna. Triple H says tonight's match should be a concern for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and that there will be nothing fun happening to Austin and Jim Ross. If Jim Ross wants to stick his nose in his business, then now he is in his business, and says "it's gonna be a good little slobberknocker."

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man says he doesn't care about Big Show's personal problems as he has a bigger problem in him. He tells Big Show to get into the ring and face him.

Big Show beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Boss Man uses his nightstick as a wepaon. Al Snow runs in and fights Boss Man as the latter continues to attack Big Show, but Boss Man knocks him out with the nightstick.

Mankind is seen picking up more bulldog poop in the bulldog pen. Meanwhile, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Jim Ross are seen talking backstage.

Triple H and Chyna vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Jim Ross ends in a no-contest. During the match, Austin and Triple H brawl all the way through the crowd and to the outside, leaving Jim Ross and Chyna in the ring. After Chyna hits Jim Ross with a Pedigree, Jeff Jarrett shows up and hits Chyna from behind with a toaster before Miss Kitty wheels in a laundry basket. Jarrett then places Chyna in the laundry basket and wheels the basket to the back. Triple H and Austin return, then Austin lays Triple H at a beer stand and tells him there is a friend he wants him to meet. Austin then celebrates on top of the commentary table and has a few cold ones.

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett pushes the laundry basket with Chyna in it off a loading dock.

After the break, EMTs tend to a bloodied Chyna.

Before the next match, Mankind brings out the silver platter of bulldog poop.

Mankind and The Rock vs. Val Venis and The British Bulldog in a no-contest. During the match, Mankind chases Val Venis to the back, then The Rock sends The British Bulldog into the bulldog poop with a Rock Bottom. He almost goes for a People's Elbow, but The Bulldog rolls away and The Rock reconsiders at the last second.

Backstage, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is ambushed from behind by Triple H. Both men brawl backstage, then tosses Triple H into a locker room with a rattlesnake inside. Triple H is stuck with the rattlesnake as Austin closes the door behind him, leaving the rattles rattlesnake room pitch black.

After the show goes off the air, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin heads to the the ring and has a few cold ones. He then pours some beer on the bulldog poop, which is still in the ring. Jim Ross shows up and has a beer with Austin, then Austin celebrates some more. He drinks two more beers while lying on the ramp before heading to the back.