Monday, November 15, 1999

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 15, 1999

RAW


D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up to start tonight's show. For the benefit of those who did not watch Survivor Series last night, Triple H gets the fans up to speed on what happened involving the WWF Championship, saying some thievery took place and a crime was committed, and his property was stolen. He was not beaten for the WWF Championship; rather, it was stolen from him. He has been a thorn in WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's side since he won the title, and says he cannot live wit the fact that he was WWF Champion. As a result, he tried to do everything in his power to take it from him, even putting himself and his own family in the ring against him; making special guest referees, timekeepers and enforcers; and pitting him against multiple men. He could not get the job done, however, as he was that damn good. He then accuses Vince McMahon of committing a crime and stealing the title from him, and tonight, DX will be his judge, jury and executioner and he will pay for his crime starting now. Triple H then calls Vince out, and Vince shows up. Vince says Triple H seems upset, and he agrees with Triple when he says people should pay for their crimes, and says the same is true for D-Generation X after what happened involving "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, saying that Road Dogg will really know what doggy style is all about and that X-Pac and Billy Gunn should also be worried about going to jail, given their names. We see the footage of Austin getting hit by a car from last night, then Vince asks Triple H if he did it. Before Triple H answers, Vince tells him to answer the questions of a few detectives who have come from Detroit, Michigan - the site of Survivor Series - who come out along with local law enforcement.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are see in the front row.

Before the next match, Mankind says he is a lot like the Pittsburgh Steelers, as they suffered a little disappointment yesterday, but they are ready to kick ass tonight. When Val Venis shows up, Mankind elbows him before he can speak into the microphone.

Mankind beats Val Venis with the Mandible Claw.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get fresh with the detectives, and Triple H accuses WWF Chairman Vince McMahon of doing the same thing, saying that he left for a while and then suddenly buddied up with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as soon as he came back, not

Luna Vachon offers a gift to Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, which contains a stuffed squirrel...that is stuffed by a taxidermist. As she gives them gift, she says that she too has recently found someone special in her life.

Before the next match, The Godfather asks if his gold medals are real, then offers all of his hos for them. Angle says he is here to wrestle.

Kurt Angle beats The Godfather. During the match, a man with a sign on a stick with "World Wide Filth" on it steps over the guardrail, and The Godfather grabs the man's sign and rips it up. (Another man is seen carrying a sign saying "WWF Is Immortal" in the previous match, but only briefly. He is seen walking up and down in the crowd during this match.) Angle takes advantage of the situation as head of WWF security Jim Dotson carries him away, and gets the win. Also during the match, Angle chastises the crowd for cheering for a pimp and his hos over an Olympic gold medalist.

The police knock on the door of WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's dressing room.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon answers the detective's questions.

Luna Vachon accompanies Gangrel on his way to the ring.

Chyna shows up before the next match, with Miss Kitty wearing a nurse's hat. Chyna mentions that Chris Jericho had said that he would get a sex change. Chyna teases cutting off his privates with hedge trimmers, but Miss Kitty pulls out a pair of scissors. Chyna also pulls birth control pills, tampons, and a bottle of Summer's Eve. Gangrel then attacks Jericho from behind.

Gangrel beats Chris Jericho. During the match, Chyna gets on the apron wearing a surgical mask, distracting Jericho and giving Gangrel the win. After the match, Chyna and Miss Kitty tease Jericho with a bar and a make-up brush. Jericho is livid.

Backstage, Big Show demands a match with The Big Boss Man, but WWF Chairman Vince McMahon tells him that The Big Boss Man has challenged The Rock in a hardcore match where the winner is the #1 contender for the WWF Championship. He does not know if The Rock has accepted the match or the hardcore match stipulation yet. Instead, Big Show has a match with The British Bulldog with the title on the line tonight. Vince then knocks on the door of D-Generation X, (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) thanks them for siccing the police on them, and then puts Road Dogg in a match with Al Snow, Billy Gunn in a match with Test and Triple H in a match with Kane after telling Triple H he will have to start all over at the bottom of the ladder.

Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson answer the detective's questions.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) are playing poker when Dave Hebner tells them that a few people they had trouble with are outside of the building. A couple of men are standing outside of a private parking spot, and they immediately get in a 4-on-2 brawl where The Acolytes quickly overpower them. Afterwards, The Acolytes are itching for another fight.

Dave Hebner helps The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) find more guys who are waiting to beat them up. Not surprisingly, The Acolytes beat the life out of all of them.

Big Show quickly retains the WWF Championship against The British Bulldog. Pete Gas gets a choke slam after the match for trying to make the save, as does Rodney and Joey Abs when they try to fight him after the match.

Michael Cole interviews The Rock. He accepts The Big Boss Man's challenge for a hardcore match. Suddenly, the detective show up, and ask him if he is aware that the car that ran over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is in his name, The Rock says he is aware, and wants to know if he is being arrested. He says he is aware of that, and when he found out it happened, he called the police in Detroit, Michigan and told them his car was stolen. The detectives want to ask him a few questions. He then asks one of the detectives if he likes donuts and what their favorite doughnut is. The answers are "yes" and "jelly," respectively. The Rock then tells the detective to go to Dunkin Donuts, take the biggest jelly doughnut he can find, squeeze the jelly out, turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass.



WAR ZONE


Jerry "The King" Lawler answers the detective's questions, and tries to implicate Jim Ross in what is going on. Jim Ross does not take well to Lawler insinuating that he had anything to do with the hit-and-run attack on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James says that the crowd's participation sucks, much like their Pittsburgh Steelers. Jerry "The King" Lawler then returns to commentary, and Jim Ross confronts him for his actions.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James beats Al Snow. After the match, Mankind shows up and tells Snow to turn that frown upside-down, telling him that it doesn't matter if he lost and that it doesn't matter if Walmart removed his action figure, as Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania still likes him and he likes him, too. He says that he and the city of Pittsburgh can help Al Snow happy by singing along to "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." Al Snow hugs Mankind and sings along with him. Mankind then tells Snow that he has talked to the office and told them they need a vacation,a nd they are getting a vacation to Las Vegas.

X-Pac gets Kane's attention as he is with Tori backstage, asking him he has "made it out of the dugout yet" as "everybody else has." Kane goes after X-Pac despite Tori telling him it is not worth it., but Triple H attacks Kane from behind and he and X-Pac attack Kane backstage.

Chris Jericho grabs a cameraperson backstage, and takes them to a dark room where Chyna is tied to a chair with duct tape. Jericho tells Chyna that she embarrassed him last night as well as tonight, saying he lost an entire career when he could not beat her last night. He tells her to Chyna to admit that he is not cannon fodder for a woman and that he was the better man. Chyna does not give in to his demands, and Jericho threatens to hit her with a hammer. Chyna calls his bluff, saying that if he wouldn't hit her with the hammer if he said that, then he can do what he has to do. Jericho lets his guard down and says that Chyna is the better person for a second, then hits her in her right hand with a hammer multiple times, causing Chyna to scream in pain.

Before the next match, EMTs check on Chyna, whose right hand is bloodied.

Test beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn with a Sunset Flip powerbomb, and Billy Gunn hits him with a Fameasser after the match.

We see a portion of an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger from earlier today, who says that he had a lot of fun on SmackDown last week.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon guests on commentary for the next match. Also, X-Pac attacks Kane before the next match begins, and referees and officials rush in to force X-Pac back to the back.

Triple H beats Kane by disqualification. During the match, Triple H shoves Vince McMahon by the face, and Vince gets in the ring and attacks Triple H, ending the match. After the match, Vince hits Triple H with a few right hands, then Kane choke slams Triple H. X-Pac helps Triple H to the back.

The Big Boss Man is seen gathering weapons he can use for his hardcore match against The Rock backstage.

The Big Boss Man beats The Rock in a hardcore match to become the #1 contender for the WWF Championship after the distraction by Prince Albert. After the match, The Rock hits Prince Albert in the head with a commentary monitor, then The Rock grabs a chain and busts Boss Man's forehead open. Referees rush in to restore order, as does Tom Prichard, but Prichard and one of the referees both get a Rock Bottom. The Rock then busts Prince Albert open with the chain in the corner as referees and officials line the ring, then both Albert and Boss Man get a steel chair shot to the head to end the show.

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