Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 1, 1999

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The Rock shows up to start tonight's show. In two weeks at Survivor Series, he, Triple H and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will square off for the WWF Championship in a Triple Threat Match. He has dragged both Triple H and Austin down Know Your Role Boulevard, taken the right at Jabroni Drive and check them both into the Smack Down Hotel. He says he will take Triple H's game, fold it back up and put it back in the box, then take Austin's rattlesnake, tie it up in a knot, turn them both sideways and stick them straight up both of their candy asses. As of late, however, there has been someone who has been a bother to him and whom he considers a nobody and a "blemish on The Rock's buttocks," and that person is none other than "Road Dogg" Jesse James. He tells Road Dogg that if he has an itch for him, then he had better come out an scratch. He then takes off his pants to reveal his wrestling tights and challenges him to a match so he can lay the smack down on his candy ass. Road Dogg shows up, and The Rock runs up the ramp to fight him, starting their match. The Rock chases Road Dogg to the back only to be attacked by D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Referees and officials have to step in to restore order, then WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and tells them to get out.

Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon says he will not have another D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Billy Gunn gets a match with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and X-Pac gets a match with Kane. Triple H tells Vince that if he thinks they have problems, then so will he, as there will be another DX night.

Michael Cole is in the trainers room with Big Show, who is getting his left foot taped up. Big Show asks Cole what he would be capable if he was put through the same things that The Big Boss Man put him through, and says he doesn't know what he is capable of, either. He says that what really scared him about dropping the dumpster on Boss Man and Prince Albert is that he did not care. All of a sudden, Big Boss Man and Prince Albert throw a tear gas bomb into the training room. Michael Cole and the cameraman are able to make it out, but not Big Show, who is locked in the room and forced to breathe the gas. Albert and Boss Man then put on gas masks and beat him up.

EMTs administer oxygen to Big Show, who is writhing in pain after the tear gas bomb attack from The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

Edge, Christian and The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Too Cool ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) and The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly). At the start of the match, it is announced that Big Show's skin coloration is not good as a result of the tear gas bomb from earlier, and that he is being taken to a local medical facility.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac when Tori shows up and confronts X-Pac for turning on Kane. X-Pac says Tori "has the hots" for Kane, and tells Tori that the fire Kane was in "ain't the only thing that got burn" before giving her the crotch chop and saying "If you know what I mean." Tori calls X-Pac a bastard, and X-Pac dares her to hit him.

Members of the Washington Redskins football team are in the front row.

Mankind is signing copies of his autobiography Have A Nice Day! while Al Snow reads passage from the book., both of which involve "sitting through an Al Snow match."

The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert show up with a cart full of weapons. Boss Man says Al Snow thought it was funny setting him and Prince Albert up on SmackDown, and that he got a big chuckle when Big Show tried to crush them in the car with a dumpster. He then calls out Al Snow, and says nobody pulls the wool over his eyes without getting serious payback, and if he does not believe him, he can ask Big Show, who is in the hospital "sharing a respirator with his father." He challenge AL Snow to a hardcore match, and says he brought the toys and that it is time to play. Al Snow shows up, and says he does find it funny that Boss Man and Prince Albert nearly got crushed, and says there is nothing he would rather do than take Boss Man on for the Hardcore title. Since he brought Prince Albert, however, he has decided to make the odds a little more even by introducing his tag team partner: Mankind..

Al Snow and Mankind beat The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a hardcore tag team match. During the match, Val Venis is seen throwing copies of Mankind's autobiography Have A Nice Day! in a trash can. After the match, Val Venis is show pouring gasoline on the books, then lighting a box of matches and setting them on fire. Mankind runs to the back with a fire extinguisher.

Mankind manages to put the fire on his books out, but it is too late.

Chyna and Miss Kitty show up. Last week, Stevie Richards showed up dressed like her after stealing her clothes and destroying an expensive leather outfit in the process. She calls him out so he can destroy - from what she saw - his "very white ass." As for Chris Jericho, Jericho seems to have a real problem with a woman being Intercontinental Champion, which she does not understand as he is the one who comes out "whining and crying like he has a yeast infection" every week. She is starting to wonder if he is crying because she is muscular and bigger than he is, or if it because she is taller than he is, or if it is because she is better than he is. She says that if Jericho were to ask anybody in the locker room, they would tell him she is a worthy Intercontinental Champion, but if he wants her to prove it, she can give him a second opinion when she bitch slaps him across the ring at Survivor Series. Chyna then asks Jericho if the truth hurts. Jericho shows up, but it is not Jericho; it is Stevie Richards dressed as Chris Jericho right down to the hairstyle. This starts a match between Chyna and Stevie.

Chyna quickly beats Stevie Richards. After the match, Chyna is attacked from behind by the real Chris Jericho, who puts her in the Walls of Jericho.

Backstage, D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are seen coming up with a way to deal with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Meanwhile, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen in the locker room.

WAR ZONE

Before the next match, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin says Triple H is not the game, and when he thinks of games, he thinks of tiddlywinks, and says that the WWF Championship is not a game to him. As for The Rock, he will not be sticking a tied-up rattlesnake up his ass, and he dares him to look him in the eye and say what he said about him to his face, because he doesn't think that he can. As far as "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn goes, when someone asked him if he has a match, he simply stated that he has his foot up Billy Gunn's ass. He calls out Billy Gunn, and Billy Gunn shows up. Their match starts quickly.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin beats "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn by disqualification after the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James) tries to interfere. Austin sees them coming and takes them all on with a steel chair, then sits in the center of the ring and drinks a beer as if to dare them to come back to the ring.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon are seen backstage. Test asks Stephanie if what they are about to do is a good idea. Stephanie says "Absolutely."

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon accompanies Test to the ring before the next match. Stephanie guests on commentary for the next match. Val Venis then takes the microphone and says he has no problem with Test, then says it's good that Stephanie has gotten over her amnesia and remembered his fiancee, but if she spent one night with The Big Valbowski, it would have been one night she never would have fotgotten. Test takes offense to this and attacks Venis.

Val Venis beats Test by disqualification after Mankind goes after Val Venis and chases him through the crowd. WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon gets in the ring and says that there is an old saying that if you love something, then set it free, and if it meant to be, it comes back to you. She thanks Test for being patient, and says she has never loved anyone more than she has loved him. She breaks from tradition and asks Test "Will you marry me?" Test says yes, and they both kiss.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon celebrate their wedding being back on the back with family and friends when D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H says they have not even started to come problems, and insists that tonight will be held night and that they will not be held responsible for what happens to Kane in a few minutes.

Before the next match, X-Pac tells Kane that he had to tell Tori the whole truth about the fire and that she knows he is not that much of a man. It does not take long for Kane to get out of the ring, boot X-Pac in the face and choke slam X-Pac in the ring. The rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and gang up on Kane, and Triple H hits Kane with a Pedigree before X-Pac hits Kane with a Bronco Buster.

Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle is coming to the World Wrestling Federation!

D-Generation X is arguing with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon when Kane runs in and attacks X-Pac. Referees and officials have to restrain Kane, and Vince makes Triple H defend the WWF Championship tonight. Triple H puts his hands on Vince, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon hits Triple H with a double leg takedown, and Triple H says that if Shane wants a piece of him, he's got it.

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray Dudley is about to speak when someone els'e svoice can be heard, mocking The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). It is The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh), mocking The Dudley Boyz's look with tie-dye shirt saying "D-D-D Dummy Boyz."

The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) with an inside cradle to D-Von. After the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) run in and attack The Heabdbangers until referees show up to restore order.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is seen backstage.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is the special guest ring announcer for the next match. When Triple H is introduced first, he brings D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) with him before he gets in Vince's face. After Vince tells him that the crowd is calling his name (which leads the crowd to call Triple H an asshole), Vince announces that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is special guest color commentator for the match. Austin shows up and guests on commentary. Vince then announces that Kane is the special guest enforcer on the outside of the ring, and Kane shows up. Vince then announces that The Rock is the special guest timekeeper, then The Rock shows up. Vince then announces Triple H's opponent, Shane McMahon, as the next WWF Champion. Shane runs to the ring, and the match is on.

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against Shane McMahon. During the match, X-Pac sends Shane over the barricade, and special guest enforcer Kane sends X-Pac over the guardrail and beats him up through the crowd. Later on, Shane hits Triple H with a jawbreaker on the top rope, sending Triple H into referee Earl Hebner. "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn trips Shane off the top rope, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs out from the commentary table and beats him up before hitting Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Billy Gunn then drags Austin out of the ring, and both of them brawl up the ramp to the back. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon then gets in the ring with the WWF Championship in his hands, and tries to hit Triple H in the head with it only to hit Shane. On commentary, Jim Ross says that he hopes the title belt shot to Shane was accidental. Triple H hits Vince with a low blow, then pins Shane to retain the title.

After the show goes off the air, Triple H is celebrating when "Stone Cold" Steve Austin runs in. Triple H sees Austin coming and attacks him, then punches out referee Earl Hebner. Austin hits Triple H with a Stone Cold Stunner. Afterwards, Austin celebrates with a few beers, then Triple H gets up and grabs a beer can thrown into the ring only to look right at Austin. Triple H thinks Austin is going to hit him with a Stunner as soon as he drinks the beer, but Austin says that is not going to happen and tells him to drink the beer and shake his hand. Both of them get a fresh beer, and Triple H fails to catch the beer can out of the air. The crowd boos, and Austin tells Mike Yeaon to throw the beer again. Triple H somehow cannot grab the beers, and decides to stick with the beer can he already has. Triple H tells Austin to shake hands with him and not give him the Stunner. The crowd chants "Beat his ass, Austin, beat his ass." They shake hands and toast beers, then Austin hits Triple H with a Stunner anyway. Austin heads to the stage, but when he notices that Triple H has gotten back up, he flips him off. Triple H flips his off right back, and Austin runs back into the ring to hit Triple H with two Stunners. Austin celebrates, then heads to the back.