Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 22, 1999

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WWF co-owner Shane McMahon tells officials that WWF Chairman Vince McMahon must be found, as Vince has gone ballistic and the situtation with D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) is out of control.

Before the next match, Hardcore Holly calls Al Snow a complete idiot and the reason why Wal-Mart has pulled his action figure off the shelves, as his is packaged with Al Snow. As a result, his fans will have the worst Christmas of their lives as he asks what Christmas is without a Hardcore Holly action figure. Crash Holly says the whole thing makes him sick. He says that if Al Snow wants to keep decapitating people, that is his business, but when he impacts the sales of his merchandise, he cannot forgive him. Al Snow runs up the ramp and fights Hardcore Holly, starting the next match.

Mankind and Al Snow beat The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) after Mankind hits Hardcore Holly with a steel chair.

Pat Patterson and Sgt. Slaugher are looking for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon backstage along with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and Test. They find Vince, but he has locked himself in a room.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are in a limousine heading toward the arena. Triple H gets a phone call, and he finds out WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is furious and that people backstage are looking for him as they brag about what they did last week. Triple H then gets another phone call, and thanks the person on the other end for the tip.

Test and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon look for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon in the parking lot. They find him in a car with a baseball bat in his hand, insisting that he is getting some fresh air as he tells them that they have a tag team match with The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) that they need to get ready for.

Before the next match, Kurt Angle states that the Olympic creed dictates that it does not matter whether you win or lose, but whether or not you participate in the Olympics. Angle says he has a problem with that quote, as he qualified for the Olympics to only win gold for himself and for his country. However, some did not exactly pull through, and he will not name any names, even though he is clearly referring to "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. He then asks the crowd to cheer for him, and not the man who stayed out all night in a topless bar the night before he competed and finished 18th place. The crowd starts cheering as Mark Henry seems to be proud of that fact, and Kurt Angle says that if Mark had followed his "3 I's" - Intensity, Integiry and Intelligence - he would have placed first and not dead last. This anger Mark Henry, who attacks Angle to start the match.

Kurt Angle beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. During the match, the man with the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the crowd again.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) is in the limo. WWF Chairman Vince McMahon sees the limo and crashes the front of his Cadillac into the side of the limousine before breaking the windows with a baseball bat. D-Generation X scatters out of the limo Vince screams "C'mon! Play the game!" and continues to strike the vehicle.

We see the damage done to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) limousine by WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is at D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room, striking at the door with a baseball bat. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and other try to calm Vince down.

Before the match, the sign-carrying man is seen again in the front row carrying a sign reading "WWF = Porn." Chris Jericho then shows up and says that as a hero and role model for all the Jerichoholics around the world with all the qualifications to become a WWF Intercontinental Champion, his image is tarnished by stepping into the ring with "a piece of crap" like The Godfather who is surrounded by "these brutally ugly pigs" that he calls hos. As he demands that the hos be removed from ringside, The Godfather hits Jericho with a cheap shot from behind, starting the next match. It is then announced by Jim Ross that he heard that police have been called to the arena.

Chris Jericho beats The Godfather despite all the hos helping The Godfather at ringside.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is still striking at D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room door when the police show up. Vince is then arrested, then D-Generation X come out of the locker room and confront everybody outside. Triple H comes in through another door and attacks Vince while he is still handcuffed.

We see footage from during the break where Triple H confronts a handcuffed WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. Tripe H has to be kept back as Vince is placed in the back of a squad car. D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) laugh at Vince and taunt him as he is arrested and taken to jail.

Before the next match, it is announced that photographs of WWF Superstars will be in the newest issue of Vanity Fair.

Edge and Christian beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

Michael Cole interviews The Rock, who confronts Mankind and Al Snow and tells Mankind that he never threw his book in the garbage and that it was him who carried his candy ass at Royal Rumble 1999. As Mankind and Al Snow talk to each other, The Rock comes back and tells him to take Head to the make-up lady to make her look pretty before sticking Head up his candy ass.

A police car drives WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to the police department.

We see footage of WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon shopping for a bridal gown.

We see WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower. Mae Young's gift consists of handcuffs, a leather skirt, a leather corset and a whip. She then whispers what to do on her wedding night, and Stephanie is shocked by what Mae Young tells her. Mae Young then drinks some champagne before The Fabulous Moolah to stop as she is embarrassing them.

X-Pac beats Jeff Hardy. During the match, Terri Runnels distracts referee Jimmy Korderas so that Matt Hardy can hit X-Pac with the Twist of Fate, then Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb. "Road Dogg" Jesse James shows up and drags Jeff out of the pinfall, then attacks Matt Hardy at ringside. As Korderas is dealing with what is going on outside of the ring, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn runs in and helps X-Pac hit Jeff Hardy with the X-Factor for the win. After the match, X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn continue to attack The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) until referees run into the ring to restore order.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon gets fingerprinted at the police department.

At WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower, Stephanie finds out from mother and WWF co-owner Linda McMahon that she is going to Las Vegas, Nevada for her bachelorette party. A drunk Mae Young proposes a toast to Vegas, then falls right into the cake and gets it all over The Fabulous Moolah and Stephanie.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon gets his mugshot taken at the police department.

WAR ZONE

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against Kane by count-out. During the match, Viscera shows up and tries to put his hands on Tori. Tori resists and runs around the ring, and when Kane sees this, he fights Viscera outside of the ring, causing Kane to be counted out. Viscera gets tossed into the ring and body slammed with ease by Big Show.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that his lawyers are on the way, and that he will be to deliver a message for him.

Dominik Hasek of the Buffalo Sabres is in the front row.

Triple H shows up. As Triple H makes his way to the ring, it is announced that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is undergoing further tests and will be meeting with doctors for a complete evaluation, and that the status of Austin in the WWF will be made available later this week. Triple H says it seems evident to him who is responsible for the hit and run on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and shows some footage from earlier today. He implies that Vince McMahon was responsible for the hit and run on Austin after showing the footage of Vince hitting D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) limousine. He also announces that he pressed charged against Vince and sent him to jail, as everybody knows that DX stand for law and order in the World Wrestling Federation and it was his civic duty as a responsible citizen to put Vince away. He finds it ironic that Vince was here not too long ago talking about how DX being in jail, and says Vince will get a first-hand lesson in what doggy style is all about. He then mentions that he never got his answer for their match at Armageddon. As he continues to make fun of Vince being in jail, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and tells Triple H that you do not cross the boss and that he does not envy his position. He says that Vince used his one phone call to send a message: he cannot wait to get his hands on Triple H and rip him limb from limb at Armageddon. Shane also informs him that Vince has put him in a two-on-one handicap match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw). Triple H says Shane talks tough, but only from far away, and dares him to get in the ring to show just how tough he is. The rest of D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get in the ring along with Shane and help Triple H attack him, but Test, Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco, The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) and The Acolytes all get in the ring and clean house.

Backstage, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn is in the trainer's room suffering from a knee injury.

Before the next match, the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the front row. Val Venis says "Hello, skanks!", but The British Bulldog shows up before he can say anything else. Jim Ross then announces that the WWF had been targeted by a right-wing coalition called the Parents' Television Council, headed by L. Brent Bozell III, who has had PT0 members write to WWF sponsors advertisers with the goal of tossing WWF off the air. Ross says that Bozell has appointed himself as "your censor" as he and other PTC members have targeted other shows that they consider unsuitable for other people to watch. Ross then asks that the fans exercise their own judgment of what is appropriate for them and their families to watch, to exercise their freedom of expression and freedom of choice (which America is built on), and to write to WWF sponsors and advertisers thanking them for their support of WWF programs and letting them know how much they enjoy watching WWF.

Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat Val Venis and The British Bulldog by disqualification after Val Venis walks out on The British Bulldog and The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) - who are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage - rush out to the ring and attack Too Cool. All of a sudden, recent new WWF Superstar Rikishi Fatu (formerly Fatu from the mid-1990s) shows up and fights off The Mean Street Posse. Afterwards, Rikishi dances with Too Cool.

Test and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon talk backstage. Shane says he has something under control. Test wants to know what it is.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is placed in a jail cell.

Before the next match, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up with a referee's shirt on, and replaces referee Jimmy Korderas as the referee for the match.

Test beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, it is announced that if D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) interfere in Triple H"s handicap match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw), they will all be suspended for 30 days. Also during the match, Shane McMahon blocks a jab by Road Dogg, and gets jabbed himself. Test then puts Road Dogg in a pump handle slam - complete with Road Dogg's theatrics - to get the win.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is still in a jail cell.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man brags about being the WWF Hardcore Champion, beating The Rock and being #1 contender for the WWF Championship. The Rock shows up before Boss Man can say much else, and says there is not but one tag team partner now and forever who he will ever trust: the people. Because they are the people and he is The People's Champion, they will see the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

The Rock beats The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert. During the match, Mankind and Al Snow are seen watching the match from a TV set backstage. Not long afterwards, Mankind - without his mask - gets in The Rock's corner just before he is down from hitting Prince Albert with a DDT. The Rock tags Mankind in without hesitation, and The Rock hits Albert with The People's Elbow so that Mankind can get the pinfall.

Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco let Triple H know it is time for his match.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon finds out that his bail has been posted, and is warned not to return to the arena.

Triple H vs. The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) in a handicap match ends in a no-contest. When the match begins, it is announced that this match is a no-disqualification match. Later on in the match, Vince McMahon shows up, hits Triple H in the back with a steel chair as he stands on the stage, and pushes him off the stage into a table.