"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Ron Cumberledge with the Figure Four Leg Lock. During the match, it is announced that pictures of Miss Elizabeth with "Macho Man" Randy Savage - and also doctored to replace Savage with Flair - are in the newest issue of WWF Magazine.
We see footage from the WrestleMania 8 reception, with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Hulk Hogan. We also see footage from the WrestleMania 8 brunch with Sean Mooney, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Sgt. Slaughter, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Jake "The Snake" Roberts and "The Model" Rick Martel.
The British Bulldog beats Kevin Krueger. Before the match, Mr. Perfect shows up on commentary for the rest of the show after being in "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's corner for the previous match.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars on Saturday mornings on USA Network.
Before the next match, The Genius says through poetry that a sissy is the one thing he cannot tolerate and that he knows The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) agree; he also says that Paul Ellering and The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) are in need of masculinity.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Eric Collins and Mike Freedom. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Beverly Brothers, who say that they are better than The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk), whom they call "The Legion of Sissies." The Genius cuts in, also saying that Paul Ellering is a sissy. After the match, Eric Collins gets green paint plastered on his face, courtesy of the Genius, while The Beverly Brothers write "LOS" with a D crossed out and call Collins "chicken."
We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says it is time to rewrite the history books, as only the victors write them. He says he has returned and that the Legion of Doom does not write checks it cannot cash. Animal tells The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) that they have been spoiled all their lives and had the best teachers in the World Wrestling Federation, but they are a stepping stone to the tag titles. Hawk says there are many differences between them and the Beverlys, as the Beverlys get pedicures at the beauty shop while they take their nails and chop them off with an ax. He tells The Beverly Brothers they are in for a lot of pain. We also hear from Repo Man, who says he is such a nice guy because he was just reading the paper and found out that the economy is bad and that the government might do something about it. It is then that he thought that he could be of help, since he is the guy who takes the car away when someone cannot pay the bills, and while he hates it when a family doesn't have any moment and can't feed their kids, he likes to take whatever he can and get rich at their expense.
We see another vignette for Crush, who says that when he was growing up, his mom used to tell him to mind his manners. Now, he is fully grown, and asks who in the WWF will make him mind his manners now.
Shawn Michaels beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he heard what Shawn said last week, and tells him he has to beat him for the WWF Intercontinental Championship first and that he will not let someone like him tarnish the title.
The newest issue of WBF Magazine will be available on newsstands this Tuesday.
We hear from The Texas Tornado, who says that when he came to the World Wrestling Federation, he knew the challenges would be the toughest in the world and that he would fight the best in the world. However, he fights for other reasons; while others fight for titles and money, he fights for pride and honor, as he stands for hard work and guts as dreams are what he is made of. We then hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and BrianKnobbs), who say that they are not only blazing back up to the top, but have opponents waiting to come to their "pit stop." They say that everyone they come across are going to be victims, as they are on the way to tag team gold.
Sgt. Slaughter beats The Brooklyn Brawler with the Cobra Clutch. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who says that when The Mountie gets in the ring with him, he will not only get his man, but The Mountie will be an international disgrace and an "international maggot."
WrestleMania 8 is now available from Coliseum Home Video!
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sid Justice on the stage. Sid says it was only last week when The Ultimate Warrior was on the stage with some young fans stating that one must have friends to be a leader. He tells Warrior that he needs no friends, because he is the man in the WWF that everyone fears. He then talks about Warrior showing up at WrestleMania 8 and putting his nose in his business only to fail to save Hulk Hogan, calling WrestleMania 8 "the end of Hulkamania." Sid then asks Warrior who will save him from Sid Justice, as he is the man who gave Hulk Hogan his last match and he is the man who sees that Warrior's match with him will be Warrior's last.
Ring announcer Howard Finkel announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building.
The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) beat Kent Carlson and Tom Stone. During the match, we see pre-recorded commentary from Jimmy Hart and Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who tell The Natural Disasters that they are crying over spilled milk now that they have the tag team titles again.
We hear from Skinner, who says that ever since he came to the WWF, he has had to prove himself to everybody, not to his opponents, but to the world. He says he will do anything to win a match, but he is proving himself slowly but surely. He says that he is able to stand up with more muscular Superstars because he is hungry, mean and willing to beat everyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Tatanka, who thanks all the great spirits above and the great chiefs of past, present and future for his WWF success, as well as the fans for all their support. His goal is to rise to the top of the WWF and make his people proud once again as he trains and works hard to reach the top of the World Wrestling Federation.
Before the next match, Mr. Fuji takes The Undertaker's urn from Paul Bearer. This distracts The Undertaker, allowing The Berzerker to attack Paul Bearer and The Undertaker with his shield before going after The Undertaker with his sword, which pierces the canvas of the ring as The Undertaker rolls out of the way to avoid being stabbed. The Undertaker avoids this and get his hand around Mr. Fui's throat, but this allows The Berzerker to attack again, rip some floor mats off and hit The Undertaker with a piledriver on the exposed concrete floor. Paul Bearer manages to revive The Undertaker with the urn, and Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker run away to the back while The Undertaker and Paul Bearer slowly give chase.
We hear from Skinner, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he will beat his brains out and show him why he is not scared of anybody. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who says that those who have forgotten his power and what he represents should keep in mind - along with Skinner's swamp creatures - that he has walked in darker places and felt nastier things than the taste of the chewing tobacco Skinner keeps in his mouth. He says that Skinner will fall like those before to the power of The Ultimate Warrior next week.
Next week: Skinner vs. The Ultimate Warrior! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage! An update on the Undertaker/Berzerker incident!
The show closes with a slow-motion replay of The Berzerker's sword piercing the ring canvas as The Undertaker rolls out of the way.
Saturday, April 25, 1992
Saturday, April 18, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 18, 1992
The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where The Beverly Brothers make fun of The Legion of Doom, calling them "two big sissies." The Genius says that the same goes for Paul Ellering.
In Update, it is revealed through WWF Magazine that pictures taken of "Macho Man" Randy Savage were doctored via "scitexting" to replace Savage with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Also, WrestleMania 8 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Thursday.
Repo Man beats Chris Hahn. After the match, Repo Man drags Hahn around the ring a few time with his ropes.
We hear from The Big Boss Man, who says that every time he turns around, he adds another name to his "Most Wanted" list. Time after time, man after man thinks they can break the law without answering to him, but he wears his uniform proudly as he stands for law, order and justice and there are thousands of people who believe in him and what he uploads. He refuses to let them down, and if anyone steps in the ring with him, he will have to take on both him and the people. We then hear from "The Model" Rick Model, who says that he is superior as well as a very busy man who is getting calls all over the world wanting to know what he will be wearing this spring. He says he is a trendsetter, and everyone is looking to him to figure out what's right or wrong to wear. He tells the competition to be careful, as he is here to stay in the WWF.
We see a vignette for someone who says that when he gets out of jail, the rule of "eye for an eye, a life for a life" will apply to The Big Boss Man.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Bennett with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that over the years, the Intercontinental Championship has lost prestige and dignity, and that it has been tainted. He says he has everything - including the polish - to make it the brightest thing in the World World Federation, second only to himself.
We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Hart says The Mountie has it all, as he is brave, handsome and strong. The Mountie says it is time for a new wave a new generation, and time for The Mountie. He says he proved that by becoming the WWF Intercontinental Champion, and now it is time to move to bigger and better things. He tells everyone to keep an eye on him, because he has a surprise coming. We also hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that they are not only doing well, but that the fans are treating them well.
We see a vignette for Crush, who says that he has always liked ro crush things for as long as he can remember. He then tells the fans to imagine what a fully grown, 6'7", 320 pound man like him can do.
The Berzerker beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that The Berzerker is his challenge to The Undertaker, and when he wins, The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji will have a Viking funeral for The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.
Call for an application for the WWF Fan Club today!
"Mean" Gene Okerlund is seen with several kids in Ultimate Warrior face paint, one of whom introduces The Ultimate Warrior, who is back in the World Wrestling Federation. Warrior tells Sid Justice that there was no way he could sit idly by while he and his allies attacked Hulk Hogan. He also says that there is no price too high to pay for a great friend like Hogan, and Sid Justice will realize that to become a great leader like him, he must have many friends, and to do wrong to any of those friends - his Warriors - means that one person must pay an even higher price. He says that the kids around him are his warriors, and from them, he receives his power, and for his Warriors and those who believe, eh will stand proud as he carries the banner of the World Wrestling Federation.
"The Model" Rick Martel beats Red Tyler with the Boston Crab. In the current issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article on Martel called "The Model's Fury."
We see footage from a benefit really for Hospital for Children prior to WrestleMania 8. Also, a WWF Wrestlefest arcade cabinet was on hand, and there was also a WWF Superstars look-alike contest that ended in a tie between a man dressed as Paul Bearer and a man dressed as The Big Boss Man.
The Texas Tornado beats Warren Bianchi. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Texas Tornado, who says he is back and dedicating his life to family, religion, country and the World Wrestling Federation.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars, every Saturday morning on USA Network.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells all the fans who filed the late tax extensions that it is no excuse for cheating on their taxes, for cheating on taxes is illegal.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Jim Powers and Buck Zumhofe with a Million Dollar Dream on Zumhofe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Typhoon says that at WrestleMania 8, Money Inc. left like a pack of cowering dogs, and that next time, they won't quite be so lucky. Earthquake says that Money Inc. will be running a little bit faster, as they will not have the weight of the WWF Tag Team Championships.
We hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He says he is taking off in the World Wrestling Federation, and he tells anyone who wants to ground him that he is not a hard man to find and he will come willing, ready and able to fight anybody in the WWF. He says he is here and here to stay, as he grew up in a wrestling family, mentioning his brother Bret "Hit Man Hart and his father Stu Hart. He has watched wrestlers come and go, and he wants to make sure this rocket is here to stay as he soars to greater and higher heights in the WWF, for he is a winner. We also hear from Papa Shango, who asks how many people know him and voodoo, and says they are one and the same. He tells the WWF Superstars that when they sleep at night, they will not dream of nice things; they will dream of him. He says that once you enter the mind, you have the body.
We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker they have made a mistake, and now they will pay the price. The Undertaker says that through the annals of time, man has had to face his destiny, and The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji wil lface their death in the same day. We then hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that The Undertaker has fell for a trap, and next week, he will pay for it. The Berzerker says that The Undertaker is not human, but he is berzerk, and whatever does not kill him makes him stronger. He plans to stomp The Undertaker into the dust where he came from.
Next week: Sgt. Slaughter! Shawn Michaels! A special interview with Sid Justice! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! The Berzerker vs. The Undertaker!
In Update, it is revealed through WWF Magazine that pictures taken of "Macho Man" Randy Savage were doctored via "scitexting" to replace Savage with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Also, WrestleMania 8 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Thursday.
Repo Man beats Chris Hahn. After the match, Repo Man drags Hahn around the ring a few time with his ropes.
We hear from The Big Boss Man, who says that every time he turns around, he adds another name to his "Most Wanted" list. Time after time, man after man thinks they can break the law without answering to him, but he wears his uniform proudly as he stands for law, order and justice and there are thousands of people who believe in him and what he uploads. He refuses to let them down, and if anyone steps in the ring with him, he will have to take on both him and the people. We then hear from "The Model" Rick Model, who says that he is superior as well as a very busy man who is getting calls all over the world wanting to know what he will be wearing this spring. He says he is a trendsetter, and everyone is looking to him to figure out what's right or wrong to wear. He tells the competition to be careful, as he is here to stay in the WWF.
We see a vignette for someone who says that when he gets out of jail, the rule of "eye for an eye, a life for a life" will apply to The Big Boss Man.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Bennett with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that over the years, the Intercontinental Championship has lost prestige and dignity, and that it has been tainted. He says he has everything - including the polish - to make it the brightest thing in the World World Federation, second only to himself.
We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Hart says The Mountie has it all, as he is brave, handsome and strong. The Mountie says it is time for a new wave a new generation, and time for The Mountie. He says he proved that by becoming the WWF Intercontinental Champion, and now it is time to move to bigger and better things. He tells everyone to keep an eye on him, because he has a surprise coming. We also hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that they are not only doing well, but that the fans are treating them well.
We see a vignette for Crush, who says that he has always liked ro crush things for as long as he can remember. He then tells the fans to imagine what a fully grown, 6'7", 320 pound man like him can do.
The Berzerker beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that The Berzerker is his challenge to The Undertaker, and when he wins, The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji will have a Viking funeral for The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.
Call for an application for the WWF Fan Club today!
"Mean" Gene Okerlund is seen with several kids in Ultimate Warrior face paint, one of whom introduces The Ultimate Warrior, who is back in the World Wrestling Federation. Warrior tells Sid Justice that there was no way he could sit idly by while he and his allies attacked Hulk Hogan. He also says that there is no price too high to pay for a great friend like Hogan, and Sid Justice will realize that to become a great leader like him, he must have many friends, and to do wrong to any of those friends - his Warriors - means that one person must pay an even higher price. He says that the kids around him are his warriors, and from them, he receives his power, and for his Warriors and those who believe, eh will stand proud as he carries the banner of the World Wrestling Federation.
"The Model" Rick Martel beats Red Tyler with the Boston Crab. In the current issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article on Martel called "The Model's Fury."
We see footage from a benefit really for Hospital for Children prior to WrestleMania 8. Also, a WWF Wrestlefest arcade cabinet was on hand, and there was also a WWF Superstars look-alike contest that ended in a tie between a man dressed as Paul Bearer and a man dressed as The Big Boss Man.
The Texas Tornado beats Warren Bianchi. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Texas Tornado, who says he is back and dedicating his life to family, religion, country and the World Wrestling Federation.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars, every Saturday morning on USA Network.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells all the fans who filed the late tax extensions that it is no excuse for cheating on their taxes, for cheating on taxes is illegal.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Jim Powers and Buck Zumhofe with a Million Dollar Dream on Zumhofe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Typhoon says that at WrestleMania 8, Money Inc. left like a pack of cowering dogs, and that next time, they won't quite be so lucky. Earthquake says that Money Inc. will be running a little bit faster, as they will not have the weight of the WWF Tag Team Championships.
We hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He says he is taking off in the World Wrestling Federation, and he tells anyone who wants to ground him that he is not a hard man to find and he will come willing, ready and able to fight anybody in the WWF. He says he is here and here to stay, as he grew up in a wrestling family, mentioning his brother Bret "Hit Man Hart and his father Stu Hart. He has watched wrestlers come and go, and he wants to make sure this rocket is here to stay as he soars to greater and higher heights in the WWF, for he is a winner. We also hear from Papa Shango, who asks how many people know him and voodoo, and says they are one and the same. He tells the WWF Superstars that when they sleep at night, they will not dream of nice things; they will dream of him. He says that once you enter the mind, you have the body.
We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker they have made a mistake, and now they will pay the price. The Undertaker says that through the annals of time, man has had to face his destiny, and The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji wil lface their death in the same day. We then hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that The Undertaker has fell for a trap, and next week, he will pay for it. The Berzerker says that The Undertaker is not human, but he is berzerk, and whatever does not kill him makes him stronger. He plans to stomp The Undertaker into the dust where he came from.
Next week: Sgt. Slaughter! Shawn Michaels! A special interview with Sid Justice! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! The Berzerker vs. The Undertaker!
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