Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 18, 1992

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where The Beverly Brothers make fun of The Legion of Doom, calling them "two big sissies." The Genius says that the same goes for Paul Ellering.

In Update, it is revealed through WWF Magazine that pictures taken of "Macho Man" Randy Savage were doctored via "scitexting" to replace Savage with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Also, WrestleMania 8 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Thursday.

Repo Man beats Chris Hahn. After the match, Repo Man drags Hahn around the ring a few time with his ropes.

We hear from The Big Boss Man, who says that every time he turns around, he adds another name to his "Most Wanted" list. Time after time, man after man thinks they can break the law without answering to him, but he wears his uniform proudly as he stands for law, order and justice and there are thousands of people who believe in him and what he uploads. He refuses to let them down, and if anyone steps in the ring with him, he will have to take on both him and the people. We then hear from "The Model" Rick Model, who says that he is superior as well as a very busy man who is getting calls all over the world wanting to know what he will be wearing this spring. He says he is a trendsetter, and everyone is looking to him to figure out what's right or wrong to wear. He tells the competition to be careful, as he is here to stay in the WWF.

We see a vignette for someone who says that when he gets out of jail, the rule of "eye for an eye, a life for a life" will apply to The Big Boss Man.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Bennett with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that over the years, the Intercontinental Championship has lost prestige and dignity, and that it has been tainted. He says he has everything - including the polish - to make it the brightest thing in the World World Federation, second only to himself.

We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Hart says The Mountie has it all, as he is brave, handsome and strong. The Mountie says it is time for a new wave a new generation, and time for The Mountie. He says he proved that by becoming the WWF Intercontinental Champion, and now it is time to move to bigger and better things. He tells everyone to keep an eye on him, because he has a surprise coming. We also hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that they are not only doing well, but that the fans are treating them well.

We see a vignette for Crush, who says that he has always liked ro crush things for as long as he can remember. He then tells the fans to imagine what a fully grown, 6'7", 320 pound man like him can do.

The Berzerker beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that The Berzerker is his challenge to The Undertaker, and when he wins, The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji will have a Viking funeral for The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund is seen with several kids in Ultimate Warrior face paint, one of whom introduces The Ultimate Warrior, who is back in the World Wrestling Federation. Warrior tells Sid Justice that there was no way he could sit idly by while he and his allies attacked Hulk Hogan. He also says that there is no price too high to pay for a great friend like Hogan, and Sid Justice will realize that to become a great leader like him, he must have many friends, and to do wrong to any of those friends - his Warriors - means that one person must pay an even higher price. He says that the kids around him are his warriors, and from them, he receives his power, and for his Warriors and those who believe, eh will stand proud as he carries the banner of the World Wrestling Federation.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Red Tyler with the Boston Crab. In the current issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article on Martel called "The Model's Fury."

We see footage from a benefit really for Hospital for Children prior to WrestleMania 8. Also, a WWF Wrestlefest arcade cabinet was on hand, and there was also a WWF Superstars look-alike contest that ended in a tie between a man dressed as Paul Bearer and a man dressed as The Big Boss Man.

The Texas Tornado beats Warren Bianchi. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Texas Tornado, who says he is back and dedicating his life to family, religion, country and the World Wrestling Federation.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars, every Saturday morning on USA Network.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells all the fans who filed the late tax extensions that it is no excuse for cheating on their taxes, for cheating on taxes is illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Jim Powers and Buck Zumhofe with a Million Dollar Dream on Zumhofe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Typhoon says that at WrestleMania 8, Money Inc. left like a pack of cowering dogs, and that next time, they won't quite be so lucky. Earthquake says that Money Inc. will be running a little bit faster, as they will not have the weight of the WWF Tag Team Championships.

We hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He says he is taking off in the World Wrestling Federation, and he tells anyone who wants to ground him that he is not a hard man to find and he will come willing, ready and able to fight anybody in the WWF. He says he is here and here to stay, as he grew up in a wrestling family, mentioning his brother Bret "Hit Man Hart and his father Stu Hart. He has watched wrestlers come and go, and he wants to make sure this rocket is here to stay as he soars to greater and higher heights in the WWF, for he is a winner. We also hear from Papa Shango, who asks how many people know him and voodoo, and says they are one and the same. He tells the WWF Superstars that when they sleep at night, they will not dream of nice things; they will dream of him. He says that once you enter the mind, you have the body.

We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker they have made a mistake, and now they will pay the price. The Undertaker says that through the annals of time, man has had to face his destiny, and The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji wil lface their death in the same day. We then hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that The Undertaker has fell for a trap, and next week, he will pay for it. The Berzerker says that The Undertaker is not human, but he is berzerk, and whatever does not kill him makes him stronger. He plans to stomp The Undertaker into the dust where he came from.

Next week: Sgt. Slaughter! Shawn Michaels! A special interview with Sid Justice! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! The Berzerker vs. The Undertaker!