Monday, September 30, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 30, 2013

CM Punk enters the ring. He plans to beat Ryback to a pulp at Battleground, and also beat up Curtis Axel and get his hands on Paul Heyman. He also plans to stay in the ring until he gets a fight tonight. Brad Maddox shows up and tries to reason with him, but Big E Langston shows up...and beats him down. This starts a match.

CM Punk beats Big E Langston.



Kofi Kingston beats Fandango...but then the Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up. Kofi has a steel chair in his hands, but Bray Wyatt has a rocking chair. He sits in it and asks why all sorts of problems happen to him, before coming to the realization that he knows what he must do and says that "they must all fall down."



Dolph Ziggler will take on Damien Sandow at the Battleground kickoff.

Brie and Nikki Bella talk about the former getting a Divas title shot when Randy Orton shows up and gets in their business...again....threatening to destroy Daniel Bryan.

Renee Young interviews Paul Heyman. He's got CM Punk in the palm of his hands, and dares Punk to come get him.

Los Matadores are next!



Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) beat 3MB (Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal).



Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up. They then ask for the Rhodes family - Dust Rhodes, Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust - to come out. They do. After some small talk, Stephanie McMahon offers Cody and Goldust jobs in the WWE...if they can beat The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) at Battleground. If they lose, they will never work in the WWE again...and neither will Dusty! Dusty wants to be in his sons' corner, and that wish is granted. Stephanie then tells Dusty she knows he's itching for a fight and says "Be careful what you wish for." As the Rhodes family leaves, however, they are attacked by The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns), and Cody eats a three-man power bomb.



CM Punk's music distracts Curtis Axel, and R-Truth gets the win!



Brie Bella beats Alicia Fox.



Paul Heyman tries to get Curtis Axel on the same page, but Ryback is hungry for CM Punk. Heyman then plans to propose to Ryback.

Renee Young interviews Big Show. Times are still hard for him, and he can't look Dusty Rhodes in the eye anymore. He can't take it anymore, and plans to punch Triple H out.

R-Truth is asking Brad Maddox for an Intercontinental title shot when Big Show gets his hands on Maddox as he asks him where Triple H is.

Alberto Del Rio beats Zack Ryder with the Cross Arm Breaker.



Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, WWE takes some time to honor some breast cancer survivors.



Ryback and Paul Heyman enter the ring. Heyman brags about his Night of Champions win against CM Punk, and thanks Ryback again. After an awkward mancrush moment, he asks Ryback if he could be a Paul Heyman guy. CM Punk's music hits, and Punk tries to sneak in over a barricade only to hyperextend his knee. Heyman gets close as a trainer checks on Punk, and Punk spins around to bean Heyman in the leg with a kendo stick. Ryback gets whacked, and Curtis Axel fares no better when he rushes in. Curtis Axel eventually eats a GTS.



Big Show is in Triple H's office...

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Dolph Ziggler and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).



Big Show is surrounded by police. Stephanie McMahon calls them off, but broadcasts more dirty laundry in order to humiliate him: a mortgage payment that's behind as well as a disappointed wife saying he doesn't measure up. Big Show punches out a picture on the wall after she and the cops leave.



Renee Young interviews Rob Van Dam. We see some footage of what RVD can do when the rules go out the window.



Big Show faces The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) this Friday night on SmackDown!

Santino Marella steals a victory from Antonio Cesaro.



Jerry "The King" Lawler brings out aniel Bryan and Randy Orton for a verbal confrontation. Orton says the WWE title being held in advance motivated him to be ruthless. Daniel Bryan never needed anyone's motivation to get what he wanted. When Orton takes crap about Daniel's newlywed wife Brie Bella, this starts a brawl which D-Bry cannot win. Brie Bella shows up as Orton DDTs D-Bry to the outside mat and RKOs him through a table.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Layin 'da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for September 27, 2013

The show starts with Triple H entering the ring. He considers the comments of his "abuse of power" and favoritism" to be hogwash and nothing more than people blaming someone else like management for their shortcomings. After mentioning that this Monday's elimination handicap match wasn't enough to quell dissent, The Miz shows up. Triple H lumps him with the rest of the Superstars and even justifies Stephanie McMahon's actions on Monday's Miz TV. Triple H then gives Miz his match against Randy Orton for tonight.

Alberto Del Rio beats R-Truth...then puts the Cross Arm Breaker on him until Rob Van Dam goes after Del Rio.



Triple H makes the match for the World Heavyweight title between Rob Van Dam and Alberto Del Rio a Battleground Hardcore match.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) teach two backstage hands the Millions of Dollars Dance in the back.

The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) with the Patriot Lock.



Bray Wyatt beats Zack Ryder.



Dolph Ziggler brings Kofi Kingston and Rob Van Dam with him for his match against Dean Ambrose of The Shield (Amborse, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) for the United States title. Nevertheless, The Shield are able to get their hands on Ziggler anyway. Triple H shows up and makes it a six-man tag match.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston and Rob Van Dam.



Renee Young interviews Big Show, who has been haunted by his actions from the past two weeks. Triple H shows up and makes fun of him before putting him back in his place.

AJ Lee (with Tamina Snuka in her corner) beats Cameron.



Paul Heyman mocks the audience for hating him and fueling CM Punk's bloodlust for him before saying Ryback will win at Battleground.

In a match that involves flutes being played to charm Santino Marella's cobra (as well as The Great Khali and Hornswoggle), Santino Marella beats Heath Slater.



The Miz beats Randy Orton by disqualification when Miz is too badly injured to go on. Triple H shows up and accuses Orton of getting himself intentionally disqualified to get out of the match, and restarts the match as a no-disqualification match. Despite a second win by The Miz, Randy Orton decimates him and wins the match.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for September 26, 2013

Sting confronts Dixie Carter concerning AJ Styles. Dixie Carter brushes Sting off and says she's got AJ covered.

Bully Ray shows up, along with Brooke Tessmacher. He applauds Dixie Carter's verbal blasting of AJ Styles last week, and says Dixie is now in AJ's head. Suddenly, Knux, Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff show up and call his leadership into questionship once again, saying "bros before hoes." When Bully says not to call Tessmacher a ho, the whole audience calls her a ho. The underlings plan to beat the Main Event Mafia in six-man tag action tonight, and Bully says they'd better. If they lose, his three underlings will be cut to two, as one of them will be kicked out of Aces and Eights.



Eric Young tries to keep Joseph Park from cutting himself shaving.

ODB, Eric Young and Joseph Park beat The Bro Mans (Jessie and Robbie E) and Gail Kim.



Austin Aries is on the way to the ring.

Earlier today, Hulk Hogan makes it known he's got to talk sense into Dixie Carter.

Austin Aries shows up...but is soon interrupted by Kenny King, who hasn't been seen on TV in a while. He brags about how he's the future. Aries then challenges King to match after this. King refuses, then hits Aries with a cheap shot anyway. Aries whacks him back, then calls for a referee to start an impromptu match...and gets one.



Austin Aries beats Kenny King in an impromptu yet hectic and enjoyable match.



Lei'D Tapa is coming to TNA!

Chris Sabin meets Austin Aries, and thanks him for returning to the X Division.

Magnus is preoccupied with Ego (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian), but he, Sting and Samoa Joe are focusing on Aces & Eights (Knux, Garett Bischoff, Wes Brisco).

Hulk Hogan hits the ring. He asks the audience if they want to see AJ Styles stay in TNA, and the audience makes their "yes" answer known. Hulk Hogan then plans to bring out both AJ and Dixie Carter and get them to resolve their tiff from last week.

Ethan is coming. Wait, who?

Manik retains the TNA X Division Championship against Chris Sabin, who uses Velvet Sky like a shield during the match. Sabin attacks Manik afterward, but Austin Aries rushes in and chases Sabin out of the ring.



Knux, Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff of Aces & Eights get their heads together before their match against Sting, Samoa Joe and Magnus.

Kurt Angle returns at Bound For Glory!



Ego (Bobby Roode, Kazarian, Christopher Daniels) complain about what's going on currently in TNA.

Ego (Bobby Roode, Kazarian, Christopher Daniels) attack Magnus during the Main Event Mafia vs. Aces and Eights six-man tag match.

The Main Event Mafia (Sting, Samoa Joe, Magnus) beat Aces & Eights (Knux, Wes Brisco, Garrett Bischoff) after Samoa Joe makes Brisco tap with a rear naked choke. Bully Ray show up and kicks Brisco out of Aces & Eights. He tells Brisco to hand over his "cut," but Brisco refuses. Bully then tells Garrett and Knux to take his cut off by force, but they refuse as well. Bully then hits a clothesline and a piledriver on Brisco, and tell them to remove the cut before he does it again. They take the cut off of Brisco, then Bully tells Garrett to give the cut to Knux. He then tells Knux to give him the cut, which he reluctantly does.





Hulk Hogan is back. He brings out AJ Styles and hands him a contract extension. He signs, but Dixie Carter shows up. She patronizes Hulk before tearing up the signed contract and dismissing Styles. She then says 99% of the audience don't know how to run a wrestling organization, and says Hulk "lapsed in judgement" as he is "only an employee." She then gives Hulk a week to think about whether to join "Team Dixie" or watch from the sidelines like Styles.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for September 25, 2013

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Fandango and Big E Langston.



Triple H tells Michael Cole in an interview that he has a problem with The Miz being a smartass, as Miz runs his mouth and can't back it up...unlike Triple H, who backs it up every time.

Big Show beats Damien Sandow, then rips the handcuffed Money In The Bank Briefcase from the turnbuckle. He then hands it to a downed Sandow.



Curtis Axel beats Justin Gabriel.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 23, 2013

Before the show, Vince McMahon pays tribute to Angelo Savoldi, who passed way last Friday at the age of 99.



The ten Superstars that were part of last week's "active protest" and the prematurely ended 11-on-3 handicap match from last week's SmackDown (Justin Gabriel, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Darren Young, Rob Van Dam, Titus O'Neil) are on the ramp. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up and thank them for grabbing the brass ring last week. Rob Van Dam gets on the mic on the ramp and tells them they were all fighting for Daniel Bryan. Since all ten men have history against The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns), they all will take part in an 11-on-3 elimination handicap match against The Shield...and Daniel Bryan will be the 11th man. Also, there will be a WWE App vote where the WWE Universe gets to choose who faces Randy Orton tonight. Will it be R-Truth, Dolph Ziggler or Rob Van Dam?



Alberto Del Rio beats Kofi Kingston with the Cross Arm Breaker.



Renee Young interviews The Miz. Triple H won't let Miz take on Randy Orton tonight...but he does let him host Miz TV. His guest? Big Show.

The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil). Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigal on Darren Young.



It's Miz TV time! The Miz tells Randy Orton it's not over, and hell be back with a vengeance. Big Show is introduced. Miz tries to reason with Big Show, telling him he needs to step up against Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie shows up, and berates Miz before telling Big Show to knock Miz out. Big Show does that at the drop of a pin.



Randy Orton will have to face Rob Van Dam.

Randy Orton vs Rob Van Dam ends in a double count-out. Orton decimates RVD afterwards.



Los Matadores are coming to Raw net week!



Alberto Del Rio hits a cheap shot and a Cross Arm Breaker on a helpless Rob Van Dam during the break.

The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) aren't impressed with Randy Orton when he decided to make an example out Brie's boyfriend Daniel Bryan. They know that D-Bry is a real winner and a better champion than him.

Stephanie McMahon speaks with AJ Lee...and shills a copy of the new Triple H: Thy Kingdom Come DVD to her to show her "what a real wedding looks like." As for AJ's match tonight, AJ will have to compete in it whether she wants to or not...and gets in AJ's personal space to make a point.



Fandango beats Santino Marella, thanks to the distraction from Summer Rae.



CM Punk shows up. He's bummed that he lost to Paul Heyman last week at Night of Champions, but like the 2013 Chicago Blackhawks, he refuses to give up and feel sorry for himself, and he's trudging on! Paul Heyman appears on a Hoveround and interrupts him. Punk can't wait to beat him down as Heyman verbally bashes Chicago and rubs his victory at Night of Champions in Punk's face. When Heyman tries to leave, his Hoveround dies on him. Punk goes after Heyman, but Curtis Axel and Ryback attack him. In the end, Punk is overpowered, and it's revealed that Heyman isn't hurt at all as he is able to walk just fine.



CM Punk refuses medical attention from the officials.

The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella), The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) and Natalya beat AJ Lee, Alicia Fox, Tamina Snuka, Aksana and Layla.



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) are ready to take on eleven men tonight.

Daniel Bryan shows up. He insists that he had nothing to do with Scott Armstrong's fast count. When The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up after D-Bry says he'll be WWE champ at Battleground, two fans jump the barricade and attack them! The fans are revealed to be none other than Cody Rhodes and Goldust!





Dolph Ziggler will take on Dean Ambrose for the United States Championship on SmackDown!

Daniel Bryan, Justin Gabriel, The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil), Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam and R-Truth beat The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) in an 11-on-3 elimination handicap match. For the first time since his debut at Survivor Series 2012, Roman Reigns is pinned.



Friday, September 20, 2013

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for September 20, 2013

Vickie Guerrero is in the ring. She then introduces "the laughingstock of the WWE," Daniel Bryan. D-Bry would rather be champion for a day than a corporate stooge for a lifetime, and insists that he was never part of Scott Armstrong's plan. Vickie doesn't buy it, and then rattles off the names of the 11 men who saved him from a beating from The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) on Raw earlier this week. She then puts them all in an 11-on-3 gauntlet match against The Shield where The Shield is in the ring at all times...and she's saving Daniel Bryan for last if they all fail.

Natalya guests on commentary for the next match.

AJ Lee beats Naomi with the Black Widow.



Santino Marella beats Jack Swagger.



Ryback destroys Nick Nardone after labeling him a bully.



Randy Orton shows up. He suppressed his anger for two years, until Triple H and Stephanie McMahon wanted him to be the Randy Orton of old again. The Miz was but the first example of what happens when anyone gets in his way. He plans to beat Daniel Bryan and become "my WWE Champion" at Battleground.



Triple H stops the 11-on-3 handicap match against The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) five men in, and demands Vickie Guerrero, who is watching from ringside, meet him in his office.





Triple H tells Vickie Guerrero that her match is not a good way to quell the rebellion from Monday night, as it would lead to more doing it down the line. Also, he says that the Superstars need to feel safe. He then tells Vickie Guerrero to make the following match official: The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) vs Daniel Bryan and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).



Triple H apologizes to Zack Ryder and Justin Gabriel for being in Vickie Guerrero's match, and tells them to hit the ring for a match.

The Wyatt Family (Erick Rowan and Luke Harper) beat Zack Ryder and Justin Gabriel. Bray Wyatt hits Sister Abigail on Ryder.



Triple H apologizes to Rob Van Dam, then gives him a rematch against Alberto Del Rio for the World title at Battleground. Not surprisingly, Del Rio comes out of hiding in the trainer's room and attacks RVD.



Alberto Del Rio beats R-Truth with the Cross Arm Breaker.



Daniel Bryan and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns).

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for September 19, 2013

Magnus is confronted by Bobby Roode. Magnus lays his hands on Roode, and Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) make this a three-on-one attack!

Magnus shows up in the ring. He's disappointed he didn't win the Bound For Glory Series. He then calls out the three men who interfered in the finals: Bobby Roode and Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian), and asks one of them to take him on right now. Kazarian accepts the challenge, but Roode and Daniels soon involve themselves. Sting and Samoa Joe rush in to save Magnus, then Sting make a six-man tag match challenge for tonight before chasing the guys out!



Chris Sabin gives TJ Perkins aka Manik kudos for asking Hulk Hogan for a match against Jeff Hardy...and getting it.

Jeff Hardy beats Manik, and both men show mutual respect after the match. Chris Sabin comes out and gives Manik props as well before attacking him from behind! Sabin has turned heel!



Chris Sabin considers Manik to be the most disrespectful person in the locker room, as Sabin feels nobody seems to know what he's done for TNA.

ODB beats Mickie James to win the TNA Knockouts Championship! Eric Young and Joseph Young celebrate with her! The Bro Mans (Jessie Godderz and Robbie E) show up and wreck the whole thing. Park stands up for both ODB and Young, which leads to Eric Young taking on Robbie E after the latter throws down the gauntlet. Young beats Robbie E in mere seconds, then Robbie says he wanted Park the whole time. After viciously making fun of Park, Park accepts the challenge! Park also wins in mere seconds after the commercial break, but Robbie and Jessie attack Eric Young. They go for Park only to bloody him...causing Park to go nuts and clean house!





Dixie Carter won't open up to Hulk Hogan concerning AJ Styles.

Bully Ray and Aces and Eights show up. He thanks Brooke for helping him win the TNA World title, and gives no credit whatsoever to Wes Brisco, Garrett Bischoff and Knux. As a result, Brisco, Bischoff and Knux confront him for making it all about him and Brooke Tessmacher. Bully threatens to hurt them if they disrespect him or Brooke, but at this point, Bully Ray is a man alone.



Sting, Samoe Joe and Magnus are ready for battle!

Chavo Guerrero is not medically cleared to fight tonight, so his and Hernandez's tag match against "The Cowboy" James Storm and Gunner is now Gunner vs Hernandez.

Gunner beats Hernandez.



EGO (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian) beat The Main Event Mafia (Sting, Samoa Joe, Magnus).



AJ Styles shows up. He criticized Dixie Carter's management of TNA, and rattles off old TNA wrestler names as he talks about how TNA has just gone further and further south. Dixie Carter shows up and tries to verbally crap on him for his criticism, even going so far as to take all the credit for AJ's success. She cuts the lights off. The show is over.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for September 18, 2013

Curtis Axel beats Dolph Ziggler thanks to a distraction by Ryback.



Triple H discusses the Scott Armstrong scandal with Michael Cole. He is looking into this. In the meantime, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton will have their rematch at Battleground.

Kofi Kingston beats Fandango.



Damien Sandow beats Justin Gabriel, ending Sandow's losing streak.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 16, 2013

Daniel Bryan is here. He's happy to be WWE Champion! Triple H shows up...and Scott Armstrong's fast count at the finish from Night of Champions is mentioned. After being compared to his normal count, it is indeed fast. Armstrong mouths to Bryan "They got us, Daniel," Triple H dismisses Armstrong, telling him he'll deal with him later. Triple H then strips Bryan of the title and declares it held in advance. Triple H wants the belt back, but Bryan steadfastly refuses to give it up. Randy Orton runs into the ring, but Triple H tells him to calm down and stop. Daniel Bryan tries to run off with the WWE title, but ends up tasting an RKO from Orton. Triple H takes the belt from Bryan's grasp and walks up the ramp with it.





Randy Orton confronts Triple H and Stephanie McMahon over the title being held in advance. Stephanie McMahon rips into Orton, and wants the Randy Orton of old.



Dolph Ziggler beats Dean Ambrose.



Brad Maddox and Big Show wait for Triple H and Stephanie McMahon...

Daniel Bryan has to face Roman Reigns tonight...and Big Show has to stay in an office all night unless Stephanie McMahon needs him, as per Stephanie McMahon.

Fandango beats R-Truth.



Dusty Rhodes is here...and for a business proposition...

Dusty Rhodes is here. He's here to help Cody Rhodes earn his job back via a business proposition. Stephanie McMahon shows up and offers a job to one of his two sons...but only one. After pondering this (and being accused of having an ego by Stephanie), Dusty tells her to go straight to Hell. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up, but Stephanie stops them in her tracks and sends out Big Show, who shows up. He tells him to knock Dusty out as The Shield all get steel chairs. She gives Dusty a choice between dismantled by either Show or The Shield, but he doesn't choose, so Show has to knock him out. Show hugs Dusty and tells him he's sorry, then reluctantly knocks him out. Dusty has to be taken out of the ring on a stretcher.



Dusty Rhodes is taken to the hospital.

AJ and Natalya join on commentary for the next match.

Brie Bella and the Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Aksana, Alicia Fox and Layla.



Rob Van Dam beats Damien Sandow.



Triple H talks to Scott Armstrong...and has to let him go as he gives him a severance package. Armstrong is fired!



Randy Orton and The Miz fight to a double count-out...but the real fight happens after the bell, where Orton destroys The Miz in front of his own parents, who are in the front row tonight! Orton gets a steel chair, and wraps it around Miz's head before hitting Miz's head - and the chair - with a diving knee strike.

Paul Heyman - now wheelchair-bound - is accompanied by Curtis Axel...and Ryback. Heyman declares himself "Best In The World" and brags about how he beat CM Punk. Ryback is confirmed as a Heyman guy after Heyman owes his life to him. Ryback considers Punk a bully, and aims to make sure Punk never lays his hands on Heyman again.



The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) and The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) in a Triple Threat Tag Team Match to become the #1 contenders for the WWE Tag Team titles.



Bray Wyatt talks about his world.



Dusty Rhodes will be fine, but The Miz is suffering from a broken thorax after the assault at the hands of Randy Orton.

The locker room cheers on Daniel Bryan as he heads to the ring.

Randy Orton shows up before Daniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns.



Daniel Bryan beats Roman Reigns by disqualification when Randy Orton interferes. Orton eats a Yes! Lock, but The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Reigns) attack Bryan, and Orton is able to join in. Orton puts a steel chair over Bryan's hand, but the locker room rushes out and go for The Shield successfully! They then unite with Daniel Bryan for one big "Yes!" chant.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Total Divas Island - Mid-Season Finale Special for September 15, 2013

Renee Young interviews the Total Divas in a mid-season finale after party. John Cena, TJ and Jon Uso are backstage.

After an extended clip of the quarrel between Eva Marie and Jojo, Eva Marie makes it clear that Jojo has to fly on her own, especially when Jojo doesn't even have a driver's license.



Nattie explains that Jaret is one of her best friends, and that there are layers to that friendship. Even though she liked the attention from Jaret, especially when she was going through a rough patch when TJ's recovery from knee surgery, the Divas agree that what Jaret did was what made it necessary for Nattie to take stock of what her priorities were.

TJ shows up from backstage. TJ admits that he was skeptical about the thing between Jaret and Nattie, especially with the texting.

Ariane says that her endometriosis may keep her from having children. As for Vinny, she stuck with him because he's so supportive of her.



Ariane and Trinity's wardrobe malfunctions are mentioned. Mrs. Sandra says that when it comes to wardrobes, don't show everything all the time.

We see a sneak peak at a scene where Nikki is dressed up as a sexy nurse and making out with John Cena.

The next point of discussion is "Brie Mode," which apparently everyone (except Bryan) likes. As for Daniel Bryan, now that Bryan is on the road more, Brie is starting to feel the effects of being separated from him all the time. Brie also says she considers Bryan's beard attractive.

Jon Uso is brought out. He considers Trinity to be goofier than he is. Jon's nickname (from Trinity) is "Jerdy," which happens to be a permutation of "Jelly" due to Trinity calling Jon the jelly to her peanut butter.

John Cena is brought out. He says that he is truly in love with Nikki, but is not considering proposing to her anytime soon. Nikki says she's always known how John has felt. As for Nattie and TJ's wedding, Cena takes the blame for Nikki missing it. He then thanks the Divas for being pioneers with this show and putting their personal business out there for all to see.

TJ says he never got to confront Jaret during the wedding due to all the people he wanted to meet on that special day. Not surprisingly, Jaret is here now, and he's brought out. He says he never meant to steal Nattie from TJ, whom he is also long-time friends with. TJ knows Jaret is telling the truth about Nattie's personal quialities, but TJ thinks Jaret is being an opportunist. Jaret thinks TJ is a great guy, but not the one for Nattie, due to TJ not giving as much attention to Nattie as he should.

We see some scenes from some upcoming episodes of Total Divas.

Bonus clip: Nattie talks to Jaret backstage.

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for September 15, 2013

It's just a few days before Nattie and TJ's wedding. Nattie puts a bow around Gizmo's neck. TJ feels sorry for the kitty.

Nattie's family (including her father Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart) shows up at her and TJ's house. Her mother has picked a gown for her, but Nattie already has something picked out. Nattie and her sister, Muffy, don't really like it all that much.

The Divas are at the grand unveiling of the WWE Performance Center. Janet is looking for some valets, especially in Jojo and Eva Marie.

Nikki is talking to Brie when John Cena has to talk to her. His family is getting together for the first time in years, and he would like her to come to the reunion with him. The day of the reunion is the same day as Nattie's wedding. It would mean a lot to him if she came to the reunion, but Nikki is torn between two big events.

Eva Marie finds out that she's valeting Nattie, but Mark tells Jojo she's on the radar.



Nikki has to tell Nattie that she won't be attending her wedding. Nattie feels hurt, as does Nikki, but Nattie understands.

Eva Marie talks with Jojo, and observes that Jojo is distant towards her, but Eva feels she's pushing her away.

Nattie talks to Brie, and tells her that she really wanted Nikki to be there. Nattie feels sad and overwhelmed, but Brie tells her it's all about her, she can be selfish on her wedding day, and only worry about herself.

Nikki, Brie and Jojo watch Nattie and Eva Marie's match from the monitor backstage. Jojo is a bit bummed out, but Eva Marie is pretty ecstatic.

Nikki and John Cena head to West Newbury, Massachusetts after the show. She knows Nattie is upset, but she's excited to meet John's family, and she doesn't want to let John down.

Trinity has a call from Jon, who misses her. She also gets a call from Ariane. This one isn't so happy, as Ariane has some nasty stomach pains, and doesn't know what the cause of them are. Trinity calls an ambulance.



Six hours later, Trinity and Ariane leave the hospital. Ariane has found out that she most likely has endometriosis.

Eva Marie and Jojo finally talk, and Eva Marie wants to know why Jojo is so distant. Eva Marie senses jealousy from Jojo, and it becomes obvious that they're not the best of friends anymore and that they should go their separate ways.



It's TJ and Nattie's wedding day. Nattie hopes to get through this day without any tension. Easier said than done: the weather is turning stormy. The wedding will have to be held inside. Nattie feels frustrated, and wonders what else will go wrong when Jaret shows up.

Nattie apologizes to her mother about the dress she made for her. When the Divas show up, she finds out Vinny is also here. Nattie and Eva Marie are surprised that he's here, but they're getting along better, especially after Vinny checked on Ariane after her hospital.

Nikki and John Cena have dinner with the rest of John Cena's family. Nikki considers John's family the most hilarious pack of people she's ever met. She feels closer to John and feels she made the right decision, but she feels bad for Nattie and hopes she can patch stuff up with her.



Meanwhile, at the site of TJ and Nattie's wedding, Jaret talks with TJ, opening up a can of worms in the process. TJ hears about what went on with Jaret and Nattie in Calgary for the first time, as well as their constant correspondence. TJ confronts Nattie about this.

When TJ confronts Nattie about her correspondence with Jaret, TJ is almost set to cancel the wedding on the day it's about to happen. When TJ and Nattie are late to the wedding (with Damien Sandow as best man), the Divas are concerned. Nattie tells TJ that he's the only man that she wants, and apologizes. TJ and Nattie finally marry.



TJ and Nattie finally have their wedding dance at the reception. Brie gets a call from Nikki, asking her to let her talk to Nattie. She does, and Nattie appreciates the fact that she took the time to apologize to her, and accepts her apology. Brie catches the bouquet. Nattie considers herself a lucky woman after all that has transpired.

Nikki and John have dinner alone, and talk about their relationship, which has been really good so far. John says he wants to see her more, as they're too far away and wants her to move in with him, which is something he's thought about a lot. She agrees.

Bonus clip: Nattie and her sister Muffy go wedding dress shopping. Guess who picks the dress? The kids.



Bonus clip: Nattie preps Eva Marie for her debut appearance. Part of this was shown in the actual episode, but this clip has some more meat to it.



...and here's After Total Divas!



Night of Champions 2013 - The Results

Paul Heyman tells Brad Maddox he knows CM Punk will destroy him...unless he takes drastic action and punches out the ref. Brad Maddox makes the match no-disqualification as a result.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) win the Tag Team Turmoil match to become #1 contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championships.

Triple H shows up. Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton will be no-interference. Curtis Axel and Paul Heyman show up, and Heyman wants out of the match. Triple H is one step ahead, and makes the match stick. Curtis Axel grabs the mic and implies Triple H has an agenda against them. Triple H then forces Axel to defend the WWE Intercontinental Championship against the first person Triple H finds in the back: Kofi Kingston!

Curtis Axel retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Kofi Kingston.

Ricardo Rodriguez and Rob Van Dam practice Spanish in the locker room.

Alicia Fox, Layla and Aksana ditch AJ Lee.

AJ Lee retains the WWE Divas Championship against Natalya, Brie Bella and Naomi with a Black Widow to Natalya.

Alberto Del Rio retains the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Rob Van Dam beats Del Rio by disqualification when RVD grabs the rope and Alberto Del Rio refuses to let go of the Cross Arm Breaker before the five-count. Del Rio attacks RVD, but RVD and Ricardo soon turn the tables!

Paul Heyman tells Curtis Axel that he's made an enemy out of Triple H, and if Axel loses to CM Punk in their handicap match, Heyman won't be around to help Axel concerning Triple H.

Randy Orton meets Triple H. Triple H wants to know he made the right choice for "face of the company" with Orton.

The Miz beats Fandango with the Figure Four Leg Lock.

CM Punk beats Curtis Axel with the Anaconda Axel with the Anaconda Vice. Paul Heyman runs, but CM Punk catches up with him, cuffs him with hidden handcuffs and beats him with a kendo stick. All of a sudden, Ryback shows up and plows Punk through a table before placing a downed Heyman on top of a downed Punk for the pinfall. Paul Heyman - minus Curtis Axel - beats CM Punk in a no-disqualification handicap match thanks to Ryback. Punk is livid and embarassed.

Dean Ambrose retains the WWE United States Championship against Dolph Ziggler.

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil).

Daniel Bryan beats Randy Orton to win the WWE Championship!

Friday, September 13, 2013

Layin 'da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for September 13, 2013

Big Show shows up and "apologizes for his abhorrent behavior on Raw." He's obviously reading from a piece of paper. Triple H shows up and just wants him to be a professional and a businessman. Show is then suspended for the night without pay. As Big Show leaves, The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up...but Big Show fires back! After a while, Roman hits show with a steel chair, and that's all it takes to set up a three-man power bomb.





AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.

Natalya, Naomi and Brie Bella beat Aksana, Alicia Fox and Layla by disqualification after AJ Lee interferes in the six-Diva tag match. Natalya, Naomi and Brie attack AJ, who is then saved by Aksana, Fox and Layla.



Vickie Guerrero brings out R-Truth and Fandango for a dance contest...but The Great Khali and The Miz show up for it as well. The Miz comes out in 1970s clothes and calls himself Mizco Inferno. The Miz wins, and Fandango isn't happy about it. He goes after Miz, but Miz and R-Truth beat him up and toss him out of the ring.



Ryback hosts an interview with Robert Evans, who eventually and predictably gets beat up. (Wrestling fans may recognize Robert Evans as Archibald Peck.)



Vickie Guerrero bans Ricardo Rodriguez from being in Rob Van Dam's corner at Night of Champions...and puts him in a match against Alberto Del Rio! He must win this match if he wants the ban lifted!

Santino Marella beats Damien Sandow.



Michael Cole interviews Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel in the ring. Axel says CM Punk can't beat him, while Heyman calls for a boycott of Night of Champions as CM Punk will get his hands on him. He will always love CM Punk, but he will never forgive the WWE Universe.



Alberto Del Rio beats Ricardo Rodriguez. After the match, Rob Van Dam beats up Del Rio.



Dolph Ziggler beats Dean Ambrose by disqualification after Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns attck Dolph Ziggler as he takes on Dean Ambrose. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) rush in to take them out. Dolph Ziggler gets his United States title shot by disqualification, but now he and The Usos have to take on The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns).



The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Dolph Ziggler and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).



Edge shows up to host The Cutting Edge. He brings out Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan. Orton insists he is not a sell-out and did what anyone else would have done. D-Bry, on the other hand, is tired of Orton's corporate schlock and plans to be WWE Champion at Night of Champions. This starts a brawl that ends with Orton tapping to Daniel Bryan's Yes! Lock. The referees rush out and break the brawl up.

My predictions for Night of Champions

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) vs. Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) vs. The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) vs. 3MB (any pairing of Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, or Jinder Mahal) vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) (with Zeb Colter)

in a Tag Team Turmoil match for #1 contendership of the WWE Tag Team Championships


Yep, this is the kick-off. It's a bunch of tag teams in a Tag Team Turmoil match (think of it as a Tag Team Gauntlet match). The last team standing gets to take on The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) later that night.

My prediction: I love all these teams! But I'd like to see The Usos get the win on this one. This could be a good redemption for coming so close at Money In The Bank.


Randy Orton (c) vs. Daniel Bryan

for the WWE Championship

Oh, come on. You know Daniel Bryan has a rematch clause from SummerSlam. You know Randy Orton's heel again. You know Orton's part of the Corporation (or whatever it's gonna be called at this point). You know Triple H doesn't consider D-Bry "face of the company" material. You know all that's gone down at this point.

My prediction: I think Randy Orton will somehow retain this one. As much as I'd like Daniel Bryan to win it (and boy, do we ever want it!), I can picture this feud continuing into Battleground or even Survivor Series very, very easily. Orton will win...for now.

Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Rob Van Dam

for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship


Ever since he's returned at Money In The Bank, Rob Van Dam has been flying high and winning most of his matches. That's a really good thing, because he's powered his way into #1 contendership to the World title as only RVD knows how.

Now with Ricardo Rodriguez as his mouthpiece (after being betrayed by Alberto Del Rio following a 30-day Wellness Policy suspension, supposedly for illegal fat burners), Rob Van Dam is putting Del Rio...and the rest of the WWE...on notice.

My prediction: Put the belt on RVD already, will ya?

CM Punk vs. Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel

in a 2-on-1 handicap match

If Paul Heyman does not show for the fight, he will be fired from the WWE.

Oh, boy. CM Punk's sure gonna get his hands on Paul Heyman once and for all, all right. Of course, he'll have to deal with Curtis Axel as well. But the good news is that Paul Heyman can't weasel his way out this one, because if he does...he's fired!

Kinda stinks that the Intercontinental title won't be on the line. This is called Night of Champions, WWE. You put it on the line last year. C'mon.

My prediction: CM Punk will probably win this one. I mean, he kicked Axel in the head while handcuffed. You can't beat that!

AJ Lee (c) vs Natalya vs Brie Bella vs Naomi

in a Fatal Four-Way match for the WWE Divas Championship


Shortly after SummerSlam, AJ Lee did a rather fantastic promo from the top of the entrance ramp as the entire cast of Total Divas was in the ring, where she said that while they should be thankful they're on a reality show, they still can't toe-to-Chuck Taylors with her and beat her in the ring for the Divas title. A week later, she interfered in a Triple Threat match for #1 contendership for the Divas title involving Natalya, Brie Bella and Naomi only to get manhandled...er, Diva-handled. The three competitors got with Stephanie McMahon, who decided to put all three of them in a Fatal Four-Way match against AJ for the Divas title.

The Divas Division is getting interesting again.

My prediction: If there was ever a time to put the belt on Natalya again, this would be perfect. I personally want one of the Total Divas stars to get the title, but the fact that Natalya is in matches more than she's with The Great Khali due to the Total Divas exposure is a sign of something grand, and I'd like to see her win the title again as a result.

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) (c) vs Tag Team Turmoil winners

for the WWE Tag Team Championships


See the Tag Team Turmoil entry. That's all I can say about this one.
My prediction:  Shield retains. Because.

Dean Ambrose (c) vs Dolph Ziggler

for the WWE United States Championship


Of all the people to challenge him for the title...Dolph Ziggler? Fresh off his third World Heavyweight Championship reign? Seriously?  Well, at least he can get some gold around his waist again...if Dean Ambrose doesn't get to him first!

My prediction: Dean Ambrose will probably retain.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

No Surrender - Impact Wrestling recap for September 12, 2013

Bully Ray shows up. He blames Aces and Eights' problems on Hulk Hogan, who shows up. Bully wants Mr. Anderson to do the right thing and apologize, and Anderson shows up...only to knock him back instead of apologize! Hulk then makes their match for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship a Last Man Standing Match.



AJ Styles beats Austin Aries to head to the Bound For Glory Series Finals.



Sting wants Magnus to win the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Magnus beats Bobby Roode to head to the Bound For Glory Series Finals.



An angry Bobby Roode gets Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) into his plan to screw AJ Styles and Magnus!

Hulk Hogan talks with Manik and gives him his requested match against Jeff Hardy, then talks to Dixie Carter. Rampage Jackson and Tito Ortiz are gone from TNA, thanks to the Bellator lawyers.



Bully Ray thinks the rest of Aces and Eights have an agenda against him.



Bully Ray retains the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Mr. Anderson after he puts Anderson through a table. Anderson is taken out on a stretcher, but Bully Ray pushes him off, hits him with his own "cut," and hits him with a piledriver on the entrance ramp.



"The Cowboy" James Storm and Gunnar show up. They want opponents. Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez show up and challenge them. Their challenge is accepted, and if Chavo and Hernandez win, they get a title shot at Bound For Glory.



Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian attack AJ Styles and Magnus in the finals.

AJ Styles beats Magnus to win the 2013 Bound For Glory Series.He thanks Dixie Carter, and asks her to show up next week, calling that show a "wake-up call" for the company.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap for September 11, 2013

Kofi Kingston beats Antonio Cesaro.



Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) join on commentary for the next match.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) beat 3MB (Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal).



Big E Langston beats R-Truth.

One Night Only - Knockout Knockdown - The Recap

Gail Kim beats Alissa Flash.

Lei'D Tapa beats Ivelisse Velez.

Tara beats Mia Yim.

Brooke Tessmacher beats Santana Garrett.

ODB beats Trinity.

Jacqueline Moore beats Taryn Terrell.

Hannah Blossom beats Sojo Bolt and Taeler Hendrix.

Velvet Sky beats Jillian Hall.

Mickie James beats Serena Deeb .

Gail Kim and Mickie James win a Knockouts Battle Royal.

Gail Kim beats Mickie James to become Queen of the Knockouts.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw Recap for September 9, 2013

Edge returns to a happy hometown crowd to start the show off. Triple H requested him to be out in the ring for a Rated-RKO reunion with Randy Orton on The Cutting Edge, but Edge decides not to do that...and brings out Daniel Bryan instead as Edge has a problem with Orton being a corporate stooge (as opposed to his Money In The Bank briefcase cash-in, which he wrote the book on). Daniel Bryan refuses to give up at winning the WWE title again, and Edge respects him for it, as he sees himself in D-Bry. He knows Daniel Bryan deserves a shot at Orton, who shows up and berates D-Bry and Edge, making references to Edge's debilitating spinal stenosis. Edge fires back with references to "Cowboy" Bob Orton's cast. Triple H shows up, and Edge tells Triple H to his face that he can't effectively judge talent in other people. Triple H calls him a failure, then puts D-Bry in a match with Dean Ambrose. Since The Shield (Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) will be in Ambrose's corner, he pits D-Bry with Big Show. Edge tells Triple H he "didn't have to bury his way to a Hall of Fame ring," before saying "You're not a dictator, you're just a dick." Triple H brings out The Shield, who drag out a hurt Christian.



Edge confronts Triple H, who tells him to get out.

Kofi Kingston beats Curtis Axel by disqualification when Axel gets carried away beating up Kofi. Heyman tries to talk him down, but Axel goes back to Kofi only to eat a Trouble In Paradise.



We take a look back at Goldust a few times through the show. Goldust takes on Randy Orton tonight, and if Goldust wins, Cody Rhodes's contract will be restored!



Paul Heyman hurts his leg slightly after slipping on a mysteriously wet floor.

Booker T talks to Big Show. He doesn't blame him for having to punch out Daniel Bryan last week, but he tells Show not to let his pride send him straight into another deadly mistake.

Bray Wyatt beats Dolph Ziggler.



Paul Heyman shows up with crutches, accompanied by Curtis Axel and his doctor Michael Kirschenbaum, who confirms that Heyman may have torn something in his knee. Brad Maddox brings in a WWE doctor, and insists that the WWE doctor should check him out. The doctor says Heyman is fine, and as Heyman argues with Maddox, CM Punk runs in with a kendo stick and whacks both Axel and Kirschenbaum. Heyman runs away like greased lightning, and Kirschenbaum gets a major kendo stick beating.



Natalya, Brie Bella and Cameron beat Alicia Fox, Layla and Aksana when Natalya locks the Sharpshooter on Fox.



Alberto Del Rio beats R-Truth with the Cross Arm Breaker.



Santino Marella returns! He gets a surprise win against Antonio Cesaro!



Damien Sandow beats The Miz when Fandango distracts the latter.



Renee Young interviews Goldust. He's ready for Randy Orton. Triple H wishes Goldust luck and hopes he doesn't let the audience down.



Randy Orton beats Goldust, and Cody Rhodes remains fired. Orton berates Goldust before berating Daniel Bryan.



Stephanie McMahon verbally craps all over a crying Goldust, telling him to join his brother in the unemployment line.



Before Rob Van Dam takes on Ryback, Alberto Del Rio shows up to berate Rob Van Dam and Ricardo Rodriguez.

Rob Van Dam beats Ryback by disqualification when Ryback rams RVD crotch first into the turnbuckle post.



Stephanie McMahon orders Big Show not to lay a hand on The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) or he will be terminated. He also has a special ringside seat for the match. Big Show gets so mad he destroys a television set!

Daniel Bryan amazingly beats Dean Ambrose. Randy Orton shows up and gets attacked by D-Bry, but The Shield (Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns). Show stops them for a moment for a steel chair, but gives up. D-Bry eats an RKO from Orton. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon tell Big Show to do as he's told and to drop his conscience, and to knock out Daniel Bryan again. Show gets in the ring but refuses, causing Orton to yell at him. When Orton tries to pick D-Bry up again, D-Bry knees Orton in the mouth to close out the show.



OTHER NEWS


We're still waiting on Los Matadores.



Edge will also be on SmackDown later this week!

The Night of Champions kickoff is official: The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil), Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai), The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal), and The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) will all face each other in a Tag Team Turmoil match, with the winners becoming the #1 contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for September 8, 2013

Eva Marie gets a call from Kristen from Talent Relations. Maxim Magazine wants to do a photo shoot with her. Eva is ecstatic!

Brie and Nikki have been working non-stop since their return.

Ariane is heading to a red-carpet event. Once again, Vincent wants to tag along, and Ariane is still annoyed with Vincent after the Vegas party incident. At this point, Vincent has gotten on her last nerve.

John Cena gets a massage from a stretch therapist, as does Nikki.

Eva Marie eats out with Ariane, Jojo, and Nattie. She breaks the news about the Maxim photo shoot. Nattie feels Eva has an "it factor." Ariane feels slightly threatened, as this could be a sign that someone - even her - could be replaced. Jojo is happy for Eva, but feels she's falling behind.



Jojo practices her singing back at home. She's considering bringing the idea of singing the American national anthem before Raw to talent relations.

The Divas have dinner together. Once again, Eva Marie mentions the Maxim shoot. Ariane talks about Vincent as well, mostly about meeting his parents. She feels she's not ready for marriage yet, as she's nervous about the idea of it. She has love for Vincent, but she doesn't "love" love him yet. Nikki tells her it's not that she's nervous, but that she feels Ariane may have not found the one. Brie agrees, as does Nattie. When asked if she could live without Vincent, she says "I don't know."

During the night's match, Kaitlyn throws Brie into Nikki's shin. She takes an awkward landing and hurts her leg, and feels immense pain in her shin. Brie has to remind her that her shin has been screwed up for years, ever since a soccer game accident where her shin was snapped in half and had to have a rod and three screws thrown in. Nikki doesn't want to see the doctor, but Brie threatens to tell John Cena and WWE by the weekend if she doesn't, since they're both advertised as a team.

Eva Marie does the Maxim photo shoot.

John Cena talks with Nikki. He tells her to get it checked, since she takes care of everything else. Nikki is still worried she may have a lot of time off from work.



Ariane gets her nails done, as does her dog Glitty. Vincent tells Ariane that his dad wants to meet her, and even though she doesn't feel ready for marriage, she feels guilty at the prospect of saying "no." She accepts.

Eva Marie tells Jojo about the Maxim photo shoot. Jojo admits she's happy for her, but Eva knows that Jojo has...something...against it.

Jojo, Jon and Trinity train at a gym. Jojo brings up the idea of singing the American national anthem at a Raw. Trinity feels she's on to something, even though the national anthem is pretty ambitious. Trinity brings the idea of Jojo singing on Tons of Funk's (Brodus Clay and Tensai) theme along with her and Ariane.

Nikki gets her shin checked. Brie heads to the doctor with her. Nikki doesn't really want to deal with it after that, even as Brie takes the situation seriously.

Nattie and Eva Marie talk in the car. Eva Marie brings up Jojo's insecurities, and Nattie says Jojo should play to her strengths if she is to survive in WWE.

Trinity and Ariane head to a recording studio run by Trinity's father. to re-record "Somebody Call My Mama" along with Jojo.



Ariane finally meets Vincent's dad...who thinks Vincent and Ariane are about to tie the knot and have kids.



There has been tension between Eva Marie and Jojo since the former got the Maxim photo shoot. Eva Marie doesn't care, as she wants to rise to the top. Jojo gets a call from Jane from Talent Relations. She wants Jojo to sing the Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) entrance on TV.

Vincent has a surprise for Ariane: a 14-carat diamond ring. Ariane is lost for words. Vincent wants to take the next step in their relationship, but Ariane quietly walks away. Vincent follows her, and when he asks what's wrong, Ariane admits that the idea of marriage is too much for her to handle right now and she needs to take a step back. Vincent is floored, but understands, and tells Ariane he's going to be there for her.

Nikki talks to WWE doctor Dr. Michael J. Sampson. Nikki has a stress fracture in her shin, and she will have to take it easy and stay off of her injured leg for about three weeks.

Trinity, Jojo and Ariane get ready for Jojo's debut. Vince McMahon also meets the three of them, too. Trinity has a slight coughing fit.

Prior to showitme, Jojo is nervous as this is the biggest crowd she's ever sung out for. When they finally go out, it doesn't exactly go as planned. Eva Marie calls this "what Jojo gets for not supporting her."

Trinity feels this wasn't the best that she, Ariane and Jojo could do, as does Ariane. Jojo feels this was a failure and is not sure what her next move is.

The Bellas talk to Mark from Talent Relations. Mark wants Nikki to stay at home until she gets better.

Bonus clip: Nikki thinks she can dull the pain in her shin with ice.



Bonus clip: Trinity talks to her dad about being part of the WWE.



...and here's After Total Divas!

Friday, September 6, 2013

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for September 6, 2013

Triple H, Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox are in the ring. The locker room is on the entrance ramp. Triple H states Cody Rhodes is fired for being insubordinate to the COO, which - in Triple H's eyes - is the WWE. He even goes so far as to say that Cody fired himself. Nevertheless, he has to perform his COO duties and do what's best for business. He then holds an open forum then and there. Damien Sandow supports Triple H, but Kofi Kingston speaks up, saying everyone is afraid they'll be fired next. Heath Slater butts in and supports Triple H while complaining about Big Show (for no reason), then Rob Van Dam tells that the vibes he's sending off are "not cool." Ryback is tired of being labelled a bully. Triple H gives Ryback a rematch against Dolph Ziggler, then mentions Daniel Bryan's absence. He gives D-Bry a choice between Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins or Roman Reigns - all of The Shield - for his opponent tonight. For speaking up, Kofi has a non-title match against Curtis Axel, while RVD has to face Randy Orton...next!



Alberto Del Rio guests on commentary for the next match.

Alberto Del Rio attacks Ricardo Rodriguez, and Rob Van Dam attacks Del Rio. Randy Orton attacks RVD afterwards, and lands a DDT to the floor outside the ring. That's all he needs. Orton beats RVD, who is then attacked by Del Rio.



Renee Young interviews Daniel Bryan, who says he wasn't at the open forum because management didn't invite him. He still wants the WWE title, and then tells The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) to pick amongst themselves who wants to fight him before they all do their three-on-one thing.

AJ Lee tells Alicia Fox, Aksana and Layla that she'd rather defend the Divas title against them than anyone in the cast of Total Divas who, according to AJ Lee aren't "worthy of the TV time. " The four of them brainstorm a plan...



Dean Ambrose shows up on commentary out of the blue during the next match. He talks about how he punished Dolph Ziggler as per Triple H, and says The Shield (Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) works only for The Shield.

Ryback beats Dolph Ziggler after the latter chases after Dean Ambrose, who baits Ziggler into giving chase.



Kofi Kingston gets an upset win on Curtis Axel with the S.O.S.



Renee Young interviews Paul Heyman. He knows CM Punk will get his hands on him if he's alone with him in the ring at Night of Champions...but says his worst is better than Punk's worst. As for Punk's promise to give him the beating of his life, Heyman storms off when Renee Young asks him about it.



AJ Lee, Aksana, Layla and Alicia Fox attack Brie Bella and Naomi, who are having a match. AJ Lee gloats.



The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a fast-paced match.



Big Show wants 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) for disrespecting him in the open forum. Triple H gives them to him.

Big Show beats 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal).



Daniel Bryan beats Seth Rollins...only to be sneak attacked by Randy Orton after the match.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for September 5, 2013

Everyone is pumped to win the Bound For Glory Series Gauntlet Match!

Aces and Eights show up. Bully Ray says they're in total control, and thanks the club for having his back for all of this time. Knux will take on Chris Sabin next, Mr. Anderson will be in the Bound For Glory Series Gauntlet Match while Bully Ray accepts Sting's challenge.



Tazz and Bully Ray hand Knux a hammer. Chris Sabin knocks it away, then they both dive for it. Sabin gets it and whacks Knux with it. Knux beats Chris Sabin by disqualification.



Velvet Sky has to calm down an angry Chris Sabin after the match.



Mickie James shows up. She's excited to be in Cleveland with the musical history in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and even carried an "MJA award" with her. She defends Miley Cyrus's "twerking" at the MTV Video Music Awards, then ODB shows up, with plans to win the Knockouts title from Mickie. Mickie insults ODB, which starts a brawl. ODB gets the upper hand and lifts the belt up. Mickie takes it away and yells at her, but ODB beats her down and rips Mickie's top off! Mickie flees in embarassment, and ODB promises to be the new Knockouts champ!



Jeremy Borash interviews Jay Bradley and Hernandez. Bradley wants to make an alliance with Hernandez...

Jay Bradley asks Hernandez to help him get rid of a certain competitor at a certain time. Hernandez beats him up anyway.

AJ Styles wins the Bound For Glory Gauntlet match, earning 20 points and becoming the new points leader in the BFG Series.



Bully Ray is disgusted with Mr. Anderson's loss, and warns Anderson not to mess up again.

AJ Styles can't wait to win the World title from Bully Ray.

Sting and Rampage Jackson talk. Sting's ready to give Bully Ray a beatdown.

Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco beat "Cowboy" James Storm and Gunner when Bischoff hits Gunner in the back of the head with a steel chain.



AJ Styles, Magnus, Bobby Roode and Austin Aries are the Final Four for the Bound For Glory Series. AJ picks Austin Aries for his semi-finals opponent, calling him "his only blemish on his road through Bound For Glory." The other semi-finals match will be Bobby Roode vs. Magnus, who have every intention of plowing through each other.



Before Sting faces Bully Ray, Bully tells Sting it's a non-title match...and "screw you." Hulk Hogan shows up and bans Tito Ortiz from ringside before making the bout a no-disqualification match.

Sting beats Bully Ray with the Scorpion Death Lock after Mr. Anderson throws the hammer away from Bully's grasp. Anderson taunts Bully after turning his back on him, then tells Bully he's the one he has to defend the World title against at No Surrender.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event Recap for September 4, 2013

Fandango beats Justin Gabriel.



R-Truth beats Damien Sandow.



The Wyatt Family (Erick Rowan and Luke Harper) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil). Bray Wyatt hits Darren Young with the Sister Abigail.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 2, 2013

Triple H shows up and brings out Randy Orton. Orton shows up, and decrees that anyone who disrespects him or the company will be dealt with, before he me makes light of Daniel Bryan and says that Bryan should give up his shot at the WWE Championship. Triple H then talks about how Bryan's "ego" isn't good for business, comparing him to Doink the Clown and saying he should go for a lower-card title like the European or Cruiserweight titles (which strangely don't exist). D-Bry shows up in the middle of Triple H talking, and refuses to give up. After calling Orton "less masculine than Stephanie McMahon," he goes on to say that Orton may have the genetics of a champion, but he has the heart. Triple H tells D-Bry that his anger is "misguided" and should be focused on Big Show instead...and put D-Bry in a match with Show tonight.



Cody Rhodes meets Randy Orton and Triple H. After saying Randy Orton should defend the WWE title against Daniel Bryan and saying that Orton isn't scared of D-Bry, Triple H puts Rhodes in a match against Orton...and if Rhodes loses, he's fired!

The Miz beats Fandango with the Figure Four Leg Lock.



Booker T talks to Daniel Bryan and tells him to give up his fight with Triple H and "the company." D-Bry wants none of it.

Dolph Ziggler is ambused by Dean Ambrose before the former's match with Ryback.

Ryback beats Dolph Ziggler.



Brad Maddox tells Triple H and Stephanie McMahon that Big Show refuses to fight Daniel Bryan. Stephanie plans to fix this...her way.

Stephanie McMahon shows up and brings out Big Show. She makes it public as she's talking to him that Show is financially strapped and should change his mind about fighting Daniel Bryan, all the while trying to kill him with so-called kindness when she's really trying to crush his dignity and bend him to the Corporation's whims.



Edge is on Raw next week!



A frustrated Big Show trashes a backstage area.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) beat 3MB (Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal).



Paul Heyman confronts Brad Maddox for the WWE App vote two weeks ago, as well as the Night of Champions match that he's in. Triple H shows up, and says he approved the match because Heyman won't be able to weasel his way out of it.

Bray Wyatt compares Kane's fate to that of Icarus, saying Kane has made his bed...and burned in it.



Randy Orton beats Cody Rhodes. Triple H shows up. Even though Triple H respects him, Cody is fired.



CM Punk shows up with a kendo stick, and he's ready to fight! He wants to get his hands on Paul Heyman, and he promises to do just that at Night of Champions.

Big Show talks to Daniel Bryan, who doesn't seem to care very much about Show's no-win situation.

AJ Lee joins on commentary for the next match.

AJ Lee interferes in a triple threat between Natalya, Brie Bella and Naomi...and gets promptly Diva-handled.



Alberto Del Rio shows up as Rob Van Dam takes on Damien Sandow.

Rob Van Dam beats Damien Sandow.



Stephanie McMahon makes AJ Lee's Divas title match at Night of Champions a Fatal Four-Way match against Naomi, Natalya and Brie Bella.

Josh Mathews interviews a departing Cody Rhodes, who says that the McMahons have hated the Rhodes family for the last 20 years after how they packaged his dad (Dusty Rhodes) and his brother (Goldust aka Dustin Rhodes).



The locker room stands at the ramp for Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan.

Big Show tries to leave the ring, but Triple H shows up with The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns). Triple H tells him to get back in, but Show refuses and Daniel Bryan eats a three-man power bomb in which Triple H keeps Big Show from interfering in. Triple H then commands Show to knock out Daniel Bryan, but he leaves the ring again. Stephanie McMahon shows up and tells him to do what's right for his family. Big Show gets back in the ring, then reluctantly knocks out Daniel Bryan. Randy Orton shows up as Show, Stephanie and Triple H leave and raises the WWE title over a downed D-Bry.



Also, here's that video of Bray Wyatt telling the story of "Sister Abigail," whose touch could save the world but whose kiss could burn it to the ground.