Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns) show up. Triple H may hold all the cards, but The Shield are ready to turn the tables. Reigns calls Randy Orton "a spoiled little kid" after being simply placed in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Triple H shows up on the TitanTron as they speak. He flips a coin, and Dean Ambrose is put in a Money In The Bank qualifying match as a result, where The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan) and Roman Reigns are banned from ringside. As for Roman Reigns, he has a match against Bad News Barrett. It's up next, and Dean Ambrose is banned from ringside here as well.
Roman Reigns beats Bad News Barrett by disqualification after 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) interfere. All three men get Speared as a result.
Erick Rowan beats Jey Uso.
Bo Dallas beats R-Truth.
Cesaro beats Sheamus with an Inside Cradle of his own after the distraction from Paul Heyman.
Bray Wyatt plans to beat Dean Ambrose tonight.
Adam Rose beats Fandango...and Summer Rae attacks Layla after removing her chicken mask!
Despite the distraction by Lana (and Zeb Colter telling her to go away), Big E beats Jack Swagger.
Alicia Fox beats Aksana.
Bray Wyatt beats Dean Ambrose to go on to the Money In The Bank Ladder Match, thanks to the distraction from Seth Rollins.
Paul Heyman says this show should be called "Paul Heyman's Main Event" before he brings out Cesaro. As he tells Cesaro that WWE is full of too many "forgiving wannabes" and proclaims Cesaro the world's strongest man, Mark Henry shows up, tells Heyman to shut his mouth and dares Cesaro to prove he's world strongest man against him. When Cesaro pokes his finger at Henry, he gets a bear hug for his effort.
Damien Sandow shows up dressed as Sherlock Holmes. Why? Who knows. But R-Truth thinks he's nuts.
Damien Sandow beats R-Truth.
Naomi beats Aksana in their first match since Aksana gave Naomi an eye injury.
Paul Heyman apologizes to "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, as it is obvious to him that Cesaro has beaten Henry before. He'd rather do an arm wrestling match rather than the standard wrestling match. Henry calls his bluff, and deconstructs the announce table. As they are about to go at it, Heyman grabs at Henry's arm. With Henry distracted, Cesaro gets a cheap shot in before toppling the announce table on top of him.
Zeb Colter guests on commentary for the next match.
Dolph Ziggler beats Jack Swagger thanks to the appearance of Adam Rose, who tells Swagger to "be a Rosebud." After the match, Ziggler joins in the celebration with the rest of the Exotic Express.
Natalya and The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Aksana, Alicia Fox and Tamina Snuka. Before and after the match, Natalya and Cameron quarrel.
Goldust beats Curtis Axel.
John Cena shows up. He wants to know how the WWE Universe connects with The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan), then makes it clear that while things change throughout the WWE Universe, Cena's message - "Never give up" - never will.
Daniel Bryan starts the show with new wife Brie Bella already in the ring...but so does Stephanie McMahon. She puts Bryan in a match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Kane at Extreme Rules. Kane's music hits, but Kane doesn't show up. Stephanie tells Kane not to approach the ring, but as Daniel and Brie escape, Kane blindsides D-Bry and ultimately hits a Tombstone Piledriver on the steel steps, defying Stephanie's orders. As EMTs try to assist Daniel Bryan, Kane continues to attack him and Tombstones him again, this time on the commentary table. Stephanie calls Kane a bastard.
Stephanie McMahon asks the audience to give Daniel Bryan a round of applause as the EMTs carry him out.
Bad News Barrett beats Sheamus to enter the finals of the Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender's tournament.
Who amongst the Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) takes on John Cena take on tonight? Luke Harper, Harper and Erick Rowan, or Wyatt and his entire family? Vote now on the WWE App!
Bray Wyatt talks about the WWE App vote as well as gets the whole WWE Universe to sing with him as he talks about what he'll do to John Cena.
Los Matadores (Fernando, Diego, El Torito) beats 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Hornswoggle) in a very comedic match.
Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista) is here...
Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista) show up. They make it known The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Evolution walk away, but The Shield say they're ready. The Shield go up the ramp, but Evolution has the heels on their side.
Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) guest on commentary for the next match.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Brotherhood (Goldust and Cody Rhodes). After the match, Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) assault The Usos.
Emma beats Layla with the Cobra.
Renee Young interviews John Cena. Cena plans to come out on top tonight.
Rob Van Dam beats Cesaro by count-out thanks to interference by Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger, and advances to the finals of the Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender's Tournament. Zeb is spared Cesaro's wrath, but Swagger gets swung.
Renee Young interviews Rob Van Dam. An angry Cesaro and Paul Heyman interrupt, saying RVD's victory tonight was tainted. RVD tells Cesaro to keep his wallet, his house and his future as far away from Paul Heyman as possible.
Paige beats Aksana with the Modified Scorpion Cross Lock.
Cesaro takes on Jack Swagger this Friday on SmackDown!
Alexander Rusev beats Sin Cara with the Accolade.
John Cena takes on the whole Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) as per the WWE App Vote. The match ends in a no-contest with the match getting out of hand and Cena eating a Sister Abigail.
Triple H shows up. He's proud of The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns), but they've tested their power too far for his liking. He wanted The Shield to grovel at his feet, but that didn't happen. At Extreme Rules, it will be The Shield vs. Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista).
Big E beats Alberto Del Rio by disqualification after Del Rio refuses to let go after the five count from a rope break. Del Rio wails on Big E only to eat a Big Ending.
Paul Heyman shows up to tell us Brock Lesnar conquered The Streak.
Paige beats Aksana with the Scorpion Cross Lock.
Renee Young interviews Sheamus. Tonight, it's all about endurance.
El Torito beats Hornswoggle.
Bad News Barrett makes fun of the last match.
Alexander Rusev beats R-Truth with the Accolade, then pounds on Xavier Woods.
Santino Marella beats Fandango after Emma goes after Layla and rescues the Cobra from her clutches.
Christian suffered a slight concussion on Raw, so Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus will brawl to become the new #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Big E guests on commentary for this match.
Dolph Ziggler beats Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio to become #1 contender for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. As Renee Young interviews him, and excited Ziggler says Big E knows him better than anyone else, but he plans to win the title tonight. Big E wishes him luck and both men shake hands.
AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.
Summer Rae, Layla, Alicia Fox, Aksana and Tamina Snuka beat Emma, Natalya, Cameron, Naomi and Eva Marie. After the match, AJ Lee lifts Tamina's hand up in victory before hugging her.
At WrestleMania 30: Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) vs The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Cesaro) vs Rybaxel (Curtis Axel and Ryback) vs The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) in a Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Tag Team Championships!
Bad News Barrett tells us some bad news: we're all so ugly we need to wear sheep masks like Erick Rowan.
Big E retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Dolph Ziggler.
Paul Heyman comes out to CM Punk's music and says "I think he deserves louder than that!" concerning the WWE Universe's response. He talks about CM Punk as he sits Indian-style in the center of the ring. He then says Punk isn't here tonight. Heyman blames the WWE Universe for Punk not being there tonight, as well as The Undertaker beating Punk at last year's WrestleMania. He plans to beat "The Streak" with Brock Lesnar. Lesnar comes out and says 'Taker is scared of him, and that "The Streak" will come to an end. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry comes out and goes after Lesnar to get revenge for what Lesnar did to him the last time they met. Lesnar tears Henry apart, F5'ing him through a table.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat the New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) to win the WWE Tag Team Championships!
The Divas talk about the new Need For Speed movie.
Big E beats Cesaro by disqualification after Jack Swagger interferes yet again. Cesaro eats a Big Ending.
Seth Rollins, never getting an opportunity to tag into his match, walks out on The Shield, finally having had enough of Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns' bickering.
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) beat The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns).
Renee Young interviews Batista, who disses the Yes Movement.
The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get their rematch for the tag team titles against The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) Tuesday on Main Event - live on WWE Network!
Santino Marella and Emma beat Fandango and Summer Rae with the Emma Lock.
Sheamus beats Christian.
Renee Young interviews Sheamus, who is attacked by Christian.
The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) beat Alicia Fox and Aksana.
Daniel Bryan enters the ring ready to hijack Raw. He refuses to leave until Triple H answers his challenge or Batista fights him. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon show up and refuse to take him seriously, calling him a B+ player and telling Daniel "We made you." Triple H tells Daniel to get out of his ring, and Daniel says "Make me." Kane is summoned by Stephanie McMahon, but Daniel Bryan beats him up until security - that is also summoned by Stephanie - remove him from ringside.
Aaron Paul from Need For Speed drives Dolph Ziggler to the ring in a Shelby Mustang and guests on commentary for the next match!
Dolph Ziggler beats Alberto Del Rio thanks to the distraction from Aaron Paul.
Paul Bearer is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2014!
Cesaro interferes in Big E vs. Jack Swagger before it can even start. Big E wins by disqualification. Cesaro turns on Swagger, but Zeb Colter talks him out of putting Swagger in the Cesaro Swing and makes both men hug it out.
Daniel Bryan takes on Kane on Main Event live on Tuesday on the WWE Network!
John Cena shows up. He won't have a match tonight, due to doctor's orders. He tells The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) that success goes through him and that he's not budging. The Wyatts appear on the TitanTron to tell him he can't fend them off forever.
Randy Orton wishes Batista luck against Daniel Bryan tonight.
Lana introduces Alexander Rusev to the Raw audience.
Randy Orton guests on commentary for the next match.
Randy Orton attacks Daniel Bryan and Batista. Daniel Bryan attacks Kane, who shows up along with Triple H. Batista Spears Bryan, and Triple H has to hold Kane back. Triple H tells Bryan he's tired of his "fantasy crap" only to be kicked in the face by a downed Bryan. Bryan is Batista Bombed, then Pedigreed.
After the match, Big Show attacks Kane, Randy Orton and Batista...and John Cena helps Big Show! Daniel Bryan gets up and helps Show and Cena beat up Orton to send everyone home happy.
The Brotherhood (Cody Rhodes and Goldust) and Los Matadores (Fernando, Diego, El Torito) beat Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel) and 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal). When Byron Saxton interviews Heath Slater, he says the loss is a bunch of bull, as he was pinned by El Torito.
Aksana and Alicia Fox beat Natalya and Eva Marie.
Bad News Barrett makes fun of Spring Break.
John Bradshaw Layfield has big plans for NXT Arrival!
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beats Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) and Sin Cara.
Cameron beats Aksana.
Triple H talks about the Elimination Chamber match for this Sunday.
Kofi Kingston beats Curtis Axel by disqualification after Ryback puts his hands on Kofi. Mark Henry beats Ryback up, and Kofi hits Ryback and Axel with his aerial acrobatics to close out the show.
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up. Dean Ambrose says there are no ego problems or dissent in The Shield, and Rollins and Reigns confirm that.
Dean Ambrose guests on commentary for the next match.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) by disqualification when Dean Ambrose interferes. CM Punk runs in and cleans house with the Usos! Then Vickie Guerrero shows up...
Vickie Guerrero makes The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and CM Punk for tonight!
Xavier Woods guests on commentary for the next match.
R-Truth beats Fandango after The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) distract Fandango.
Renee Young interviews Big E Langston. Curtis Axel laughs at Big E when he mentions Mark Henry's beating at the hands of Brock Lesnar on Raw Monday.
Cody Rhodes and Goldust retain the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan).
Nikki Bella beats Aksana.
Big E Langston beats Curtis Axel.
Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar is back thanks to the WWE and World title unification, and that Lesnar will be on Raw next week.
Bad News Barrett laughs at our New Year's Resolutions.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and CM Punk beat The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns).
Seth Rollins beats Goldust, even after Goldust and Cody Rhodes fight off Roman Reigns.
The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) after Swagger locks on a Patriot Lock on O'Neil.
Triple H will respond this Friday on SmackDown about what happened on Raw earlier this week.
The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat Aksana and Alicia Fox.
Big Show shows up and "apologizes for his abhorrent behavior on Raw." He's obviously reading from a piece of paper. Triple H shows up and just wants him to be a professional and a businessman. Show is then suspended for the night without pay. As Big Show leaves, The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up...but Big Show fires back! After a while, Roman hits show with a steel chair, and that's all it takes to set up a three-man power bomb.
AJ Lee guests on commentary for the next match.
Natalya, Naomi and Brie Bella beat Aksana, Alicia Fox and Layla by disqualification after AJ Lee interferes in the six-Diva tag match. Natalya, Naomi and Brie attack AJ, who is then saved by Aksana, Fox and Layla.
Vickie Guerrero brings out R-Truth and Fandango for a dance contest...but The Great Khali and The Miz show up for it as well. The Miz comes out in 1970s clothes and calls himself Mizco Inferno. The Miz wins, and Fandango isn't happy about it. He goes after Miz, but Miz and R-Truth beat him up and toss him out of the ring.
Ryback hosts an interview with Robert Evans, who eventually and predictably gets beat up. (Wrestling fans may recognize Robert Evans as Archibald Peck.)
Vickie Guerrero bans Ricardo Rodriguez from being in Rob Van Dam's corner at Night of Champions...and puts him in a match against Alberto Del Rio! He must win this match if he wants the ban lifted!
Santino Marella beats Damien Sandow.
Michael Cole interviews Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel in the ring. Axel says CM Punk can't beat him, while Heyman calls for a boycott of Night of Champions as CM Punk will get his hands on him. He will always love CM Punk, but he will never forgive the WWE Universe.
Alberto Del Rio beats Ricardo Rodriguez. After the match, Rob Van Dam beats up Del Rio.
Dolph Ziggler beats Dean Ambrose by disqualification after Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns attck Dolph Ziggler as he takes on Dean Ambrose. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) rush in to take them out. Dolph Ziggler gets his United States title shot by disqualification, but now he and The Usos have to take on The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns).
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat Dolph Ziggler and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso).
Edge shows up to host The Cutting Edge. He brings out Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan. Orton insists he is not a sell-out and did what anyone else would have done. D-Bry, on the other hand, is tired of Orton's corporate schlock and plans to be WWE Champion at Night of Champions. This starts a brawl that ends with Orton tapping to Daniel Bryan's Yes! Lock. The referees rush out and break the brawl up.
Curtis Axel defends the WWE Intercontinental title against Chris Jericho this Friday night on SmackDown!
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan) show up as Justin Gabriel takes on Heath Slater. Harper and Rowan beat down not only Gabriel, they beat down Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal! Slater tries to get away, but is surrounded by the Wyatt Family and fares no better as the carnage is taken to the ring. Wyatt finally gets his hands dirty by landing the Sister Abigail on Slater, then piles all four of their victims on top of each other before saying it's time to "come on home."
Before his rematch with Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan address those who thinks he suffers from "little man's syndrome": he wasn't an extra in The Hobbit, and they're all morons. Beating Orton by count-out isn't enough and is how a weak link would take the victory. He wants a pinfall or submission. Orton shows up and tells D-Bry to shut up and fight!
Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton ends in a no-contest after degenerating into an all-out brawl from the very start. All the refs have to hold both men back.
Daniel Bryan yells at Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox for a rematch against Randy Orton, and gets it from Vicki when he threatens to have a match with Maddox, who tries to talk him out of it. Vince McMahon shows up afterwards and talks to Brad and Vicki. He wants the D-Bry vs Randy Orton match cancelled due to D-Bry's mental issues and the fact that he's "too small."
Sheamus and Christian beat Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes).
Vickie Guerrero tries to tell CM Punk he has a match, but Punk makes it clearly known that he only cares about whether or not Paul Heyman or Brock Lesnar shows up.
Kaitlyn beats Aksana, despite the distraction by AJ Lee, who is dressed just like Kaitlyn in a fake suit that even exggerates Kaitlyn's muscles. AJ makes fun of Kaitlyn's boy troubles as of late as well as the fact that Kaitlyn lost the Divas title to her with the help of Big E Langston. Layla has to hold Kaitlyn back.
Chris Jericho beats Alberto Del Rio by disqualification when Ricardo Rodriguez interferes. Dolph Ziggler shows up and beats up Del Rio as Jericho hits Ricardo with the Codebreaker. Both men then stare each other down, then Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Jericho as he leaves.
Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox meet Triple H, who wants the Daniel Bryan-Randy Orton rematch to go on...and he wants the WWE Universe to pick the stipulation via the WWE App!
Vickie Guerrero, Brad Maddox and Jerry Lawler announce the launch of WWE '14 (which is now WWE 2K14). The game now has a contest where the WWE Universe can make their own cover...and the winner gets their custom cover displayed on the flipside of every copy of the game. Vickie then announces the three possible stipulations for Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton: street fight, lumberjack and falls count anywhere. She then shows her cover for WWE 2K14, which displays Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H. Brad shows off his, which has him, John Cena and CM Punk. We then see the real cover, which shows The Rock.
Ryback beats The Great Khali.
John Cena shows up. After talking about the WWE title, he says that Mark Henry cheated both his family and the WWE Universe with a fake retirement speech. Cena then tells Henry that he'll have to go through him at Money In The Bank in three weeks...and he won't be able to.
Contest winner Scotty Campbell come out with Tons of Funk (Brodus and Clay and Tensai) before the next match.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) and 3MB (Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) in a Triple Threat tag team match to become #1 contenders for the tag team titles. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up and taunt The Usos from the crowd.
Paul Heyman shows up. He calls out CM Punk to clear the air between him, Punk and Brock Lesnar. CM Punk shows up and talks about how his relationship with Paul Heyman started. He wants Heyman to tell Lesnar that he is coming for him and that he will bring him down. He then asks if Heyman had anything to do with Lesnar attacking him last week. Heyman swears on his children that he had nothing to do with this and had no idea Lesnar was there...but that Punk picked a fight with Lesnar by saying Lesnar needed Heyman's help. Heyman knows better than to screw up what he has. He loves Punk as a best friend, and would never represent anyone who is against CM Punk, including Brock Lesnar. Heyman even wants to walk down the ramp as he reclaims the WWE title. He then places his fate in Punk's hands. After a silent minute or two, Punk says "I'm sorry I doubted you" and hugs Heyman.
CM Punk beats Darren Young with the Anaconda Vice, then Darren Young and Titus O'Neil attack Punk, whose knee is still giving him trouble. Curtis Axel shows up to help clean house against the Prime Time Players, then Paul Heyman climbs into the ring. Punk tells Axel he doesn't need his help.
Vicki Guerrero meets Stephanie McMahon, who says she will announce the Money In The Bank Ladder Match participants for the WWE title.
The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) hands out posters to the front row.
Stephanie McMahon shows up to announce the Money In The Bank participants for the WWE title briefcase: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Christian, Kane...and Rob Van Dam!
Ryback wants a rematch against John Cena from Vickie Guerrero, and wants Mark Henry bumped out of the match at Money In The Bank. Chris Jericho shows up and complains about not being in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Both men trade words and stare each other down until Vickie puts them in a match against each other at the pay-per-view.
CM Punk and Paul Heyman squabble about earlier before Heyman admits he made a match for next week with Vickie Guerrero: The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) vs. Curtis Axel and CM Punk. Punk is ticked, but is fighting in the match since it's his fight anyway. After this, he's going for the WWE title again.
Mark Henry shows up. He gloats about fooling the WWE Universe and using everyone, before saying he will walk out of Money In The Bank as WWE Champion.
On SmackDown, Alberto Del Rio will have a fiesta, while Damien Sandow and Sheamus will have a Dublin Street Fight!
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan will be a street fight.
Daniel Bryan beats Randy Orton with the No Lock latched on with a kendo stick in a Street Fight. Randy and Daniel shake hands after the match.
