Monday, June 24, 2013

Raw Deal - Raw recap for June 24, 2013

Before his rematch with Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan address those who thinks he suffers from "little man's syndrome": he wasn't an extra in The Hobbit, and they're all morons. Beating Orton by count-out isn't enough and is how a weak link would take the victory. He wants a pinfall or submission. Orton shows up and tells D-Bry to shut up and fight!

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton ends in a no-contest after degenerating into an all-out brawl from the very start. All the refs have to hold both men back.



Daniel Bryan yells at Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox for a rematch against Randy Orton, and gets it from Vicki when he threatens to have a match with Maddox, who tries to talk him out of it. Vince McMahon shows up afterwards and talks to Brad and Vicki. He wants the D-Bry vs Randy Orton match cancelled due to D-Bry's mental issues and the fact that he's "too small."



Sheamus and Christian beat Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes).



Vickie Guerrero tries to tell CM Punk he has a match, but Punk makes it clearly known that he only cares about whether or not Paul Heyman or Brock Lesnar shows up.

Kaitlyn beats Aksana, despite the distraction by AJ Lee, who is dressed just like Kaitlyn in a fake suit that even exggerates Kaitlyn's muscles. AJ makes fun of Kaitlyn's boy troubles as of late as well as the fact that Kaitlyn lost the Divas title to her with the help of Big E Langston. Layla has to hold Kaitlyn back.



Chris Jericho beats Alberto Del Rio by disqualification when Ricardo Rodriguez interferes. Dolph Ziggler shows up and beats up Del Rio as Jericho hits Ricardo with the Codebreaker. Both men then stare each other down, then Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Jericho as he leaves.



Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox meet Triple H, who wants the Daniel Bryan-Randy Orton rematch to go on...and he wants the WWE Universe to pick the stipulation via the WWE App!



Vickie Guerrero, Brad Maddox and Jerry Lawler announce the launch of WWE '14 (which is now WWE 2K14). The game now has a contest where the WWE Universe can make their own cover...and the winner gets their custom cover displayed on the flipside of every copy of the game. Vickie then announces the three possible stipulations for Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton: street fight, lumberjack and falls count anywhere. She then shows her cover for WWE 2K14, which displays Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H. Brad shows off his, which has him, John Cena and CM Punk. We then see the real cover, which shows The Rock.



Ryback beats The Great Khali.



John Cena shows up. After talking about the WWE title, he says that Mark Henry cheated both his family and the WWE Universe with a fake retirement speech. Cena then tells Henry that he'll have to go through him at Money In The Bank in three weeks...and he won't be able to.



Contest winner Scotty Campbell come out with Tons of Funk (Brodus and Clay and Tensai) before the next match.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) and 3MB (Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) in a Triple Threat tag team match to become #1 contenders for the tag team titles. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) show up and taunt The Usos from the crowd.



Paul Heyman shows up. He calls out CM Punk to clear the air between him, Punk and Brock Lesnar. CM Punk shows up and talks about how his relationship with Paul Heyman started. He wants Heyman to tell Lesnar that he is coming for him and that he will bring him down. He then asks if Heyman had anything to do with Lesnar attacking him last week. Heyman swears on his children that he had nothing to do with this and had no idea Lesnar was there...but that Punk picked a fight with Lesnar by saying Lesnar needed Heyman's help. Heyman knows better than to screw up what he has. He loves Punk as a best friend, and would never represent anyone who is against CM Punk, including Brock Lesnar. Heyman even wants to walk down the ramp as he reclaims the WWE title. He then places his fate in Punk's hands. After a silent minute or two, Punk says "I'm sorry I doubted you" and hugs Heyman.



CM Punk beats Darren Young with the Anaconda Vice, then Darren Young and Titus O'Neil attack Punk, whose knee is still giving him trouble. Curtis Axel shows up to help clean house against the Prime Time Players, then Paul Heyman climbs into the ring. Punk tells Axel he doesn't need his help.



Vicki Guerrero meets Stephanie McMahon, who says she will announce the Money In The Bank Ladder Match participants for the WWE title.



The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) hands out posters to the front row.

Stephanie McMahon shows up to announce the Money In The Bank participants for the WWE title briefcase: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Christian, Kane...and Rob Van Dam!

Ryback wants a rematch against John Cena from Vickie Guerrero, and wants Mark Henry bumped out of the match at Money In The Bank. Chris Jericho shows up and complains about not being in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Both men trade words and stare each other down until Vickie puts them in a match against each other at the pay-per-view.

CM Punk and Paul Heyman squabble about earlier before Heyman admits he made a match for next week with Vickie Guerrero: The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) vs. Curtis Axel and CM Punk. Punk is ticked, but is fighting in the match since it's his fight anyway. After this, he's going for the WWE title again.



Mark Henry shows up. He gloats about fooling the WWE Universe and using everyone, before saying he will walk out of Money In The Bank as WWE Champion.



On SmackDown, Alberto Del Rio will have a fiesta, while Damien Sandow and Sheamus will have a Dublin Street Fight!

Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan will be a street fight.

Daniel Bryan beats Randy Orton with the No Lock latched on with a kendo stick in a Street Fight. Randy and Daniel shake hands after the match.



More Bray Wyatt! Yay!



Also, this never gets old.

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