Thursday, June 27, 2013

Final Impact - TNA Impact Wrestling recap for June 27, 2013

Sting comes out minus the facepaint and in sunglasses and a three-piece suit. He calls out Kurt Angle, also in a suit. Both men are aiming to take out Aces and Eights and bring the world title back to TNA...and Angle says they will have a new member soon.



Aces and Eights accost Chris Sabin to wish him luck in his match tonight...then Bully Ray warns him not to cash in his shot at the world title before letting him go.

We check out Gut Check hopeful Adam Ohriner (best remembered as The Big O from Zack Ryder's Internet show "Z! True Long Island Story").

Suicide beats Kenny King and Chris Sabin to win the TNA X Division Championship! But Hulk Hogan shows up with a beat-up TJ Perkins...the real Suicide! (This leads to the Internet laughing at TNA as he is not the first to portray Suicide, with Kazarian, Christopher Daniels and Kiyoshi having donned the Suicide suit before Perkins ever did.) After it is revealed that someone jumped Perkins and stole the Suicide suit, the fake Suicide disappears with the X Division title.



Hulk Hogan wants the fake Suicide to reveal himself before the end of the night!

We check out Gut Check hopeful Ryan Howe!

Adam Ohriner beats Ryan Howe.



Sting and Kurt Angle are up to something...

TJ Perkins meets Bully Ray. Bully thinks the Main Event Mafia (Sting and Kurt Angle) put him up to this, but a dejected Perkins assures his beatdown was impromptu and very, very real.

Mickie James gives Velvet Sky a chance to walk away before she gets hurt again...but Velvet attacks Mickie for calling her a "three dollar pack mule!"

Mickie James retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against Velvet Sky by submission. Christy Hemme interviews a devastated Velvet, whose knee was apparently still injured the entire time.



Sting and Kurt Angle encounter Bobby Roode...

Hulk Hogan tries to get information from the ref from the X Division title match about the fake Suicide, but gets nothing. He tells him to find the fake Suicide and tell him to reveal himself or be stripped of the X Division title.

Magnus beats Bobby Roode to win seven points in the Bound For Glory series.



Aces and Eights ask Robbie E, Jesse and Chavo Guerrero if they are the fake Suicide and whether or not they've seen Sting or Kurt Angle. They haven't, and they know nothing.

"The Cowboy" James Storm and Gunner are in the ring. Storm chose Gunner for his tag team partner because he's tough. Robbie E, Jesse and Tara show up, and Robbie E says Storm made a mistake for not picking him. He then says that he and Jessie Godderz - the Bro Mans - are the future of the tag team division. James Storm swears he heard "bromance" before calling Tara a "butterface." Gunner knocks Jessie out with one punch, and the Bro Mans retreat.



Sting and Kurt Angle look for the fake Suicide...

DOC and Knux of Aces and Eights run in to provide a distraction, but Sting and Kurt Angle beat them up and force them to retreat, enabling Samoa Joe to beat Mr. Anderson with the Rear Naked Choke for a ten-point victory! It is then revealed that Joe is in the Main Event Mafia!



Sting and Kurt Angle welcome Samoa Joe aboard to the Main Event Mafia.

Hulk Hogan shows up and calls out the fake Suicide, who shows up and gets a microphone but refuses to reveal himself. Bully Ray shows up and demands the mask to be removed, and tells the faker he got lucky tonight because he put the fear of Bully Ray into Chris Sabin. Suicide then asks Bully Ray if he knows who he is, and says he beat Bully Ray once before. He unmasks. It's Austin Aries, the very same man who created "Option C" last year, and he wants to beat Bully again for another world title reign.

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