The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Kato and Rich Mitchell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), with Blake stating that The Legion of Doom wear what they wear because they are a bunch of "sissies." The Genius is overheard calling Paul Ellering a sissy as well.
Papa Shango vs. Brian Brieger ends in a no-contest when Papa Shango goes into a trance and the lights go out. When they come back on, Brieger's feet are suddenly on fire and Brieger's face is covered in black goo.
We hear from Tatanka, who says he came to represent his people and compete fairly and competitively in the ring. Unfortunately, "The Model" Rick Martel kept him from doing that when he sprayed Arrogance into his eyes, but he overcame that. Martel then mocked his people by taking the feathers handed down to him from his great-grandfather and mocked him and his heritage even more while hearing the feathers as a fashion statement. He tells Martel to have his fun, for it will be over and he will take back what is his. We also hear from Repo Man, who says that his job is never done and it is hard when people don't want him to do his job, forcing him to work in the dead of night. As for The British Bulldog, what is Bulldog's is his, and if The British Bulldog barks too long, he will put the leash on and choke him.
Sgt. Slaughter beats Bob Bradley with the Cobra Clutch. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Jimmy Hart asks Slaughter if he is ready to surrender, while The Mountie states that 80,000 volts gives him all the power to make Slaughter surrender.
"The Model" Rick Martel beats Jim Powers with the Boston Crab. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Martel, who says that Tatanka keeps whining and crying and that the warpath he travels now will soon be a trail of tears.
We hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys can talk the talk and back up that walk. Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high flying does not cut it and that they are going to Nastyville and never coming back. Knobbs says that they have been tag team champions already and they will be tag team champions again, and they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer says many of the top stars of the WWF have tried and failed to put an end to The Undertaker, and now Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker are the latest to fail and pay. The Undertaker calls their feudal attempt of putting an end to him must now be punished, and says their actions must be dealt with in the most hideous, vicious way he knows. He then tells them to "rest in Hell."
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The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) beat Duane Gill and Mike Fury. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). I.R.S. says that The Natural Disasters have learned to stay out of their business, and DiBiase says that Money Inc. has so much money that they can handle any natural disaster.
The Big Boss Man beats Dave Roulette. After the match, a man in an orange jumpsuit leaps out of the crowd and attacks The Big Boss Man with his own nightstick as Big Boss Man slaps Dave Roulette after the match. After a few knees to the face, the man in the jumpsuit handcuffs Boss Man to the top rope before beating him with his own nightstick again. He then un-cuffs Boss Man while he is still down only to cuff his hands behind his back before choking Boss Man with his own nightstick, then slaps him in the face and spits on him before kicking him in the ribs. Officials head to the ring, but the man in the jumpsuit chases them away with the nightstick before leaving through the crowd. Officials and referees then check on Boss Man, then take him to the back on a stretcher.
The Berzerker beats Glenn Ruth by count-out.
We hear from Crush, who says that when your name is Crush and you eat guys like The Mountie and "The Model" Rick Martel for lunch, you have a short stack of junked cars for breakfast.
We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who says that he is not The Mountie and that The Mountie has done something to him that no man has ever done: knock him down for one hour. He tells The Mountie he should have gotten the job done and taken him out completely. He then says he wants to hear The Mountie's neck snap, crackle and pop when he gets him in the Cobra Clutch. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about "the excellence of execution" and admits it is hard to live up to. At WrestleMania 8, he came close to getting his bell rung, but he walked out as WWF Intercontinental Championship. He says he is back on top and ready to take on anybody anywhere, and if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine, as he has respect for him and all the wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation; it just so happens he is up against "The Excellence of Execution."
Next week: A special interview with Papa Shango! Bret "Hit Man" Hart! The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly)! Crush! An update on The Big Boss Man's condition!
Saturday, May 30, 1992
Saturday, May 23, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 23, 1992
The Undertaker beats Bill Pierce. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji and The Berserker. Mr. Fuji says that he and The Berserker will put The Undertaker six feet under, and The Berserker says he will kick The Undertaker's teeth in, shove him in a coffin and put him back in a grave where he belongs.
We hear from Papa Shango, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he has the final possession to complete his curse on him; he owns his spirit, which means he owns Warrior.
Virgil beats Dwayne Gill with a sleeper hold.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he thinks all the tax cheats who filed for an extension need to know that cheating on their taxes is highly illegal.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mark Kay and Jim Powers.
We hear from High Energy. Koko says they are still on the move and on a natural high that the kids love them. Owen says there is so much electricity that he can feel a spark, and any team that gets in the ring with them is in for a shock on their way to the top. We also hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says he is so hot, he sizzles. He says he is in demand everywhere, for he is a trendsetter. He says that everyone is wearing Tatanka's feathers because everyone wants to look like "The Model," and he warns Tatanka not to mess around with him, as more than the feathers might be missing on him next time.
The British Bulldog beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says dogs have ruined his business, but The British Bulldog will not, for he has a choke collar for him and he knows how to take the bite out of a dog.
We hear from "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who are outside with a woman for a picnic. Flair says some people take life way too seriously, but not him and Perfect. For them, life is a picnic, and they enjoy the best of what life has to offer every single day. However, there is only one problem: Miss Elizabeth won't leave Flair alone, calling his telephone, sending him telegrams and knocking on his door. Flair says Elizabeth is permanently on the outside looking in. Perfect says it's springtime and asks Flair to cut Elizabeth some slack, but Flair says they are booked and Elizabeth is out. Flair says he understands Miss Elizabeth's frustration, but there is no coming back, even with the messages left on the answering machine, which Perfect plays on the nearby boombox. Perfect says "Macho Man" Randy Savage bought the cow, but Flair got the milk for free, and Flair tells Elizabeth that while she may not be coming back, the WWF Championship is.
We hear from Crush, who says that he strives to be - and plans to be - number one in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows he has a big mountain to climb, but he will crush anybody who gets in his way. He also warns the bullies and garbage in the World Wrestling Federation that at 6'7" and 320 pounds, he can be anybody's worst nightmare. We also hear from The Genius and the Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who boast about their undefeated streak while they mock The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering for using dirty tricks against them as they stay on top for a long time.
The Mountie beats Bobby Knight. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who salutes all the brave men and women who died protecting the United States of America before telling The Mountie that he is in the fight of his life for he will never surrender. After the match, The Mountie makes Bobby Knight beg for mercy with his shock stick, but Knight runs away as referee Tim White tries to get The Mountie away from Knight. The Mountie then demands his theme song be played, and he sings to it.
WWF Crunch Classic will be available this Thursday on Coliseum Home Video.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Ultimate Warrior on the stage. Warrior says he stands before his fans and Papa Shango to let them know that any weakness in his physcial condition has been turned into a greater strength, and asks how a force of Warriors such as the ones behind him that leave the entire world spellbound fall under a spell of Papa Shango's, and says that while he is not in control of his destiny, his Warriors stand behind him and are in control of such things. He says that his fans belive that the voodoo that Papa Shango possess is another challenged that must be stopped, conquered and survived. Suddenly, a greenish-black liquid drips from Warrior's head, and The Warrior leave.
The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Vince Sola and The Dublin Destoyer.
Kamala beats Kerry Davis.
The current issue of WBF Magazine - containing an article about the WBF and WWF's anti-steroid stance - will be on newsstands this coming Tuesday.
We hear from Shawn Michaels, who says he can remember a time when Bret "Hit Man" Hart was the premier poster boy of the WWF, when Hart had a youthful energy and could do no wrong. He tells Bret his days are behind him and that the future is bright for him, and says the WWF Intercontinental Championship will not be his for long, as he is rocking the WWF starting with Bret and the title will soon be coming to him. We also hear from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Earthquake asks Jimmy Hart how he is sleeping at night knowing that they are on his tail and out to put a finish to all of his family members, and says that when they get done with Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster), they will have the tag team gold again. Typhoon asks Money Inc. how it feels now that their whole world is falling down around them and there is nothing they can do about it.
Next week: The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)! The Big Boss Man! The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk)! Papa Shango! An update on The Ultimate Warrior!
We hear from Papa Shango, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he has the final possession to complete his curse on him; he owns his spirit, which means he owns Warrior.
Virgil beats Dwayne Gill with a sleeper hold.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he thinks all the tax cheats who filed for an extension need to know that cheating on their taxes is highly illegal.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mark Kay and Jim Powers.
We hear from High Energy. Koko says they are still on the move and on a natural high that the kids love them. Owen says there is so much electricity that he can feel a spark, and any team that gets in the ring with them is in for a shock on their way to the top. We also hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says he is so hot, he sizzles. He says he is in demand everywhere, for he is a trendsetter. He says that everyone is wearing Tatanka's feathers because everyone wants to look like "The Model," and he warns Tatanka not to mess around with him, as more than the feathers might be missing on him next time.
The British Bulldog beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says dogs have ruined his business, but The British Bulldog will not, for he has a choke collar for him and he knows how to take the bite out of a dog.
We hear from "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who are outside with a woman for a picnic. Flair says some people take life way too seriously, but not him and Perfect. For them, life is a picnic, and they enjoy the best of what life has to offer every single day. However, there is only one problem: Miss Elizabeth won't leave Flair alone, calling his telephone, sending him telegrams and knocking on his door. Flair says Elizabeth is permanently on the outside looking in. Perfect says it's springtime and asks Flair to cut Elizabeth some slack, but Flair says they are booked and Elizabeth is out. Flair says he understands Miss Elizabeth's frustration, but there is no coming back, even with the messages left on the answering machine, which Perfect plays on the nearby boombox. Perfect says "Macho Man" Randy Savage bought the cow, but Flair got the milk for free, and Flair tells Elizabeth that while she may not be coming back, the WWF Championship is.
We hear from Crush, who says that he strives to be - and plans to be - number one in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows he has a big mountain to climb, but he will crush anybody who gets in his way. He also warns the bullies and garbage in the World Wrestling Federation that at 6'7" and 320 pounds, he can be anybody's worst nightmare. We also hear from The Genius and the Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who boast about their undefeated streak while they mock The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering for using dirty tricks against them as they stay on top for a long time.
The Mountie beats Bobby Knight. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who salutes all the brave men and women who died protecting the United States of America before telling The Mountie that he is in the fight of his life for he will never surrender. After the match, The Mountie makes Bobby Knight beg for mercy with his shock stick, but Knight runs away as referee Tim White tries to get The Mountie away from Knight. The Mountie then demands his theme song be played, and he sings to it.
WWF Crunch Classic will be available this Thursday on Coliseum Home Video.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Ultimate Warrior on the stage. Warrior says he stands before his fans and Papa Shango to let them know that any weakness in his physcial condition has been turned into a greater strength, and asks how a force of Warriors such as the ones behind him that leave the entire world spellbound fall under a spell of Papa Shango's, and says that while he is not in control of his destiny, his Warriors stand behind him and are in control of such things. He says that his fans belive that the voodoo that Papa Shango possess is another challenged that must be stopped, conquered and survived. Suddenly, a greenish-black liquid drips from Warrior's head, and The Warrior leave.
The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Vince Sola and The Dublin Destoyer.
Kamala beats Kerry Davis.
The current issue of WBF Magazine - containing an article about the WBF and WWF's anti-steroid stance - will be on newsstands this coming Tuesday.
We hear from Shawn Michaels, who says he can remember a time when Bret "Hit Man" Hart was the premier poster boy of the WWF, when Hart had a youthful energy and could do no wrong. He tells Bret his days are behind him and that the future is bright for him, and says the WWF Intercontinental Championship will not be his for long, as he is rocking the WWF starting with Bret and the title will soon be coming to him. We also hear from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Earthquake asks Jimmy Hart how he is sleeping at night knowing that they are on his tail and out to put a finish to all of his family members, and says that when they get done with Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster), they will have the tag team gold again. Typhoon asks Money Inc. how it feels now that their whole world is falling down around them and there is nothing they can do about it.
Next week: The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)! The Big Boss Man! The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk)! Papa Shango! An update on The Ultimate Warrior!
Saturday, May 16, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 16, 1992
Shawn Michaels beats Sonny Blaze. During the match, it is announced that an article titled "Separating The Men From The Boys" concerning Shawn and Bret "Hit Man" Hart is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine.
We hear from The Mountie, who says he had a feeling of power when he shocked Sgt. Slaughter last week, and says that Slaughter will surrender to him.
Tatanka beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells "The Model" Rick Martel he has overcome being blinded with Arrogance, but that he will now seek revenge for disgracing his heritage by walking around with the feathers he took from him.
The Berzerker beats Scott Taylor by count-out after tossing Taylor out of the ring. During the match, it is announced that a poster of The Undertaker is included in Posters II, now on newsstands.
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says there is always something going on in the World Wrestling Federation that causes a lot of excitement; however, not every wrestler is able to handle it. He says he has seen it all, and he knows what it takes to get to the top, and he knows that there are individuals who will do whatever it takes and take people out of wrestling to do it. He, however, will keep on digging on his way to the top, and he thanks the fans for their support, as he needs it now more than ever. We also hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs). Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high-flying won't cut it in Nastyville, and Knobbs says they have been tag team champions before and they will be again, and that they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got.
We hear from Crush, who is in a junkyard as he says that if you were him, you would know how tough it is to crush your opponents every night. He then shows what he does to relax, unwind and be himself: crush a car in an auto compactor.
Repo Man beats Jay Sledge by submission. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The British Bulldog - who is taking some time off on doctor's orders - who says Repo Man's rope backfired with him, and that Repo Man will find out that his bite is worse than his bark. After the match, Repo Man wraps his rope around Jay Sledge's neck.
Sean Mooney announces the Personal Fitness Expo '92 taking place in Long Beach, California on June 13th and 14th at the Long Beach Convention Center. We then hear from Skinner, who asks the fans if they have been keeping score and keeping track of all the Superstars he have knocked off. He says that 85% of the Superstars are wearing his brand after being spat on, and says that when summer comes, it will be time to turn up the heat and make it as hot as a day in the Everglades. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about the excellence of execution and how hard it is to live up to it. He came close to getting his bell rung at WrestleMania 8, but he walked out with the Intercontinental title and he is back on stop, and he will stay there as he takes on anyone anytime and anywhere. He says that if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine with him, as he has a lot of respect for him and all the wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation. However, Shawn is up against the excellence of execution.
The Big Boss Man beats Glenn Ruth. Before the match, Mr. Perfect announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building, and Vince McMahon announces that the person who has something against Boss Man has served his time and is now out on the streets. After the match, a loud voice is heard, telling Boss Man that he has done his time and that he is coming for him.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Brian Knobbs despite being nailed with a steel chair by Jerry Sags. During the match, Knobbs rips a wristband off of The Ultimate Warrior, and Papa Shango shows up and takes it with him to the back. After the match, Warrior knocks the heads of Jimmy Hart and Jerry Sags into each other, then Papa Shango shows up and goes into some sort of trance. Suddenly, Warrior doubles over on the ring apron and falls to the floor as Papa Shango's curse takes hold, and officials have to check on Warrior before helping him to the back.
Backstage, The Ultimate Warrior is placed on a gurney, and Warrior projectile vomits as officials and EMTs try to keep Warrior from convulsing.
Before the next match, The Genius reads a poem: "Here is to the Legion of Sissies / a fate much worse than doom / from L.O.D. to L.O.S. / it's worse than you presume / As sure as I'm The Genius with The Brothers Beverly / Hawk, Animal and Ellering are now the sissies three."
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Bobby Knight and "Jumpin'" Jim Brunzell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says he has had it up to hear with The Beverly Brothers and all their "sissy talk," and he wants them completely wiped out. Hawk and Animal say "No problem." After the match, one of The Beverly Brothers's opponents gets "LOS" painted on their chest, then place a fake mohawk cap on top of their head before slapping them.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans all around the world for being behind him 100%, as the competition is sky high and a guy named Papa Shango is around. He says that together, he and the fans can conquer the world and he can take on some of the strange guys in the World Wrestling Federation. We also hear from Repo Man, who says his job is never done as he has to do his job in the middle of his night. He says he owns The British Bulldog, and says he will put the leash on and choke him if he barks too long.
It is announced that The Ultimate Warrior has stopped convulsing and that an update on his condition will be available next week.
Next week: The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Kamala! The Undertaker! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)!
We hear from The Mountie, who says he had a feeling of power when he shocked Sgt. Slaughter last week, and says that Slaughter will surrender to him.
Tatanka beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells "The Model" Rick Martel he has overcome being blinded with Arrogance, but that he will now seek revenge for disgracing his heritage by walking around with the feathers he took from him.
The Berzerker beats Scott Taylor by count-out after tossing Taylor out of the ring. During the match, it is announced that a poster of The Undertaker is included in Posters II, now on newsstands.
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says there is always something going on in the World Wrestling Federation that causes a lot of excitement; however, not every wrestler is able to handle it. He says he has seen it all, and he knows what it takes to get to the top, and he knows that there are individuals who will do whatever it takes and take people out of wrestling to do it. He, however, will keep on digging on his way to the top, and he thanks the fans for their support, as he needs it now more than ever. We also hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs). Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high-flying won't cut it in Nastyville, and Knobbs says they have been tag team champions before and they will be again, and that they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got.
We hear from Crush, who is in a junkyard as he says that if you were him, you would know how tough it is to crush your opponents every night. He then shows what he does to relax, unwind and be himself: crush a car in an auto compactor.
Repo Man beats Jay Sledge by submission. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The British Bulldog - who is taking some time off on doctor's orders - who says Repo Man's rope backfired with him, and that Repo Man will find out that his bite is worse than his bark. After the match, Repo Man wraps his rope around Jay Sledge's neck.
Sean Mooney announces the Personal Fitness Expo '92 taking place in Long Beach, California on June 13th and 14th at the Long Beach Convention Center. We then hear from Skinner, who asks the fans if they have been keeping score and keeping track of all the Superstars he have knocked off. He says that 85% of the Superstars are wearing his brand after being spat on, and says that when summer comes, it will be time to turn up the heat and make it as hot as a day in the Everglades. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about the excellence of execution and how hard it is to live up to it. He came close to getting his bell rung at WrestleMania 8, but he walked out with the Intercontinental title and he is back on stop, and he will stay there as he takes on anyone anytime and anywhere. He says that if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine with him, as he has a lot of respect for him and all the wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation. However, Shawn is up against the excellence of execution.
The Big Boss Man beats Glenn Ruth. Before the match, Mr. Perfect announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building, and Vince McMahon announces that the person who has something against Boss Man has served his time and is now out on the streets. After the match, a loud voice is heard, telling Boss Man that he has done his time and that he is coming for him.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Brian Knobbs despite being nailed with a steel chair by Jerry Sags. During the match, Knobbs rips a wristband off of The Ultimate Warrior, and Papa Shango shows up and takes it with him to the back. After the match, Warrior knocks the heads of Jimmy Hart and Jerry Sags into each other, then Papa Shango shows up and goes into some sort of trance. Suddenly, Warrior doubles over on the ring apron and falls to the floor as Papa Shango's curse takes hold, and officials have to check on Warrior before helping him to the back.
Backstage, The Ultimate Warrior is placed on a gurney, and Warrior projectile vomits as officials and EMTs try to keep Warrior from convulsing.
Before the next match, The Genius reads a poem: "Here is to the Legion of Sissies / a fate much worse than doom / from L.O.D. to L.O.S. / it's worse than you presume / As sure as I'm The Genius with The Brothers Beverly / Hawk, Animal and Ellering are now the sissies three."
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Bobby Knight and "Jumpin'" Jim Brunzell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says he has had it up to hear with The Beverly Brothers and all their "sissy talk," and he wants them completely wiped out. Hawk and Animal say "No problem." After the match, one of The Beverly Brothers's opponents gets "LOS" painted on their chest, then place a fake mohawk cap on top of their head before slapping them.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans all around the world for being behind him 100%, as the competition is sky high and a guy named Papa Shango is around. He says that together, he and the fans can conquer the world and he can take on some of the strange guys in the World Wrestling Federation. We also hear from Repo Man, who says his job is never done as he has to do his job in the middle of his night. He says he owns The British Bulldog, and says he will put the leash on and choke him if he barks too long.
It is announced that The Ultimate Warrior has stopped convulsing and that an update on his condition will be available next week.
Next week: The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Kamala! The Undertaker! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)!
Saturday, May 9, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 9, 1992
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Von Krus with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who says he is a dynasty in the making and a man who will break a lot of hearts, including Bret Hart's. He says that the WWF Intercontinental Championship is his.
We hear from The British Bulldog, who tells Repo Man that he tried to choke him out with his rope but failed, and that he is now fighting mad and ready to bite into him, for this dog refuses to be tied down.
Kamala - making his first appearance on WWF programming for the first time in five years, and now having Harvey Wippleman and a masked man in a pith helmet and safari outfit named Kim Chee as his managers - beats Sonny Blaze after Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have to tell Kamala to roll his opponent onto his back to pin him.
Tito Santana beats Bob Bradley. During the match, Mr. Perfect reads a letter from someone that is addressed to The Big Boss Man, stating that their sentence is over and that they are a free man, and that Big Boss Man - who called him a number without a name - is "a pig without a prayer."
We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart says that when he created The Hart Foundation, he knew he would have one man that was a backbone and a foundation, and that man is The Mountie. The Mountie says he is the only law and order in the World Wrestling Federation, and he will take on everybody. If anyone wants to step into his path, he will always get his man. We also hear from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they are soaring to greater heights in the World Wrestling Federation, and Koko says they don't care who they face as they are in the best shape of their lives and everybody from them to the fans have energy.
The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Terry Davis and Mark Kay. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who continue to call The Legion of Doom "mama's boys" and "sissies."
Wrestlemania 8 is on the cover of the newest WWF Magazine, and inside is a personality profile on The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk).
We hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says money comes to money, and that Money Inc. is a very successful partnership, especially financially, and that The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) had their shot at the tag team titles only to come up short. Irwin R. Schyster says The Natural Disasters should have learned that they can't get away with doing things the easy way, and that they will soon learn there is no easy way to do things with Money Inc. We also hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji to have The Berzerker run to the ring, scream and holler so The Undertaker can get his hands on him and it will all be over. The Undertaker says The Berzerker is the most vicious of the Viking warriors, but his travels have brought him directly to the gates of Hell, which he opens and closes.
Crush beats Kato in his WWF debut.
We hear from Papa Shango, who burns numerous pictures of The Ultimate Warrior as he says that the living will fall and the dead will rise as he reigns over The Ultimate Warrior's demise.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Model" Rick Martel on the stage, still wearing Tatanka's feathers on his hat. Martel says he would never spray Arrogance into Tatanka's face, as he has too much class and he is a fashion trendsetter. He says that Tatanka's feathers are the hottest look in Paris right now after they have flown the coop. Martel says that Tatanka cries and snivels so much that his name should be "Whining Arrow," and if Tatanka wants to dance with him, the warpath he travels will soon become a trail of tears.
Sgt. Slaughter wishes everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Sgt. Slaughter. At the start of the match, The Mountie shows up to get a closer look. After a seat is provided for The Mountie, Jimmy Hart brings a black box to The Mountie and leaves. Throughout the match, The Mountie is seen opening the box and pulling out a shock stick to shock Sgt. Slaughter with as Mr. Perfect distracts the referee. This allows Flair to get the win. After the match, The Mountie celebrates with Flair as Jimmy Hart hides the shock stick, then Jimmy Hart joins in afterwards. Two men place Sgt. Slaugher on a gurney as The Mountie calls Slaughter "U.S. scum."
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Brian Brieger and Bill Pierce. During the match, it is announced that the WBF Bodystars will be competing against some of the WWF Superstars on the nighttime edition of Family Feud all this week.
It is announced that a tribute to Hulk Hogan is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
We hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that spring is in the air and that everybody is happy, including the fans that they get to give a lick. We also hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that when The Berzerker gets finished with Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, he will personally cremate The Undertaker and Bearer and give them a personal Viking funeral. The Berzerker says The Undertaker is unstoppable and keeps coming, but he is unstoppable, berserk and carrying a very big sword.
It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter is on his feet, but that any long-term effects from being shocked by The Mountie are not yet known. It is announced that word on Slaughter's status will be updated next week.
Next week: The Ultimate Warrior against one of The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys, who says that Warrior is going to Nastyville and never coming back when his return will be the shortest in WWF history. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who despite Papa Shango's curse, will put a curse on The Nasty Boys next week.
We hear from The British Bulldog, who tells Repo Man that he tried to choke him out with his rope but failed, and that he is now fighting mad and ready to bite into him, for this dog refuses to be tied down.
Kamala - making his first appearance on WWF programming for the first time in five years, and now having Harvey Wippleman and a masked man in a pith helmet and safari outfit named Kim Chee as his managers - beats Sonny Blaze after Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have to tell Kamala to roll his opponent onto his back to pin him.
Tito Santana beats Bob Bradley. During the match, Mr. Perfect reads a letter from someone that is addressed to The Big Boss Man, stating that their sentence is over and that they are a free man, and that Big Boss Man - who called him a number without a name - is "a pig without a prayer."
We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart says that when he created The Hart Foundation, he knew he would have one man that was a backbone and a foundation, and that man is The Mountie. The Mountie says he is the only law and order in the World Wrestling Federation, and he will take on everybody. If anyone wants to step into his path, he will always get his man. We also hear from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they are soaring to greater heights in the World Wrestling Federation, and Koko says they don't care who they face as they are in the best shape of their lives and everybody from them to the fans have energy.
The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Terry Davis and Mark Kay. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who continue to call The Legion of Doom "mama's boys" and "sissies."
Wrestlemania 8 is on the cover of the newest WWF Magazine, and inside is a personality profile on The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk).
We hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says money comes to money, and that Money Inc. is a very successful partnership, especially financially, and that The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) had their shot at the tag team titles only to come up short. Irwin R. Schyster says The Natural Disasters should have learned that they can't get away with doing things the easy way, and that they will soon learn there is no easy way to do things with Money Inc. We also hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji to have The Berzerker run to the ring, scream and holler so The Undertaker can get his hands on him and it will all be over. The Undertaker says The Berzerker is the most vicious of the Viking warriors, but his travels have brought him directly to the gates of Hell, which he opens and closes.
Crush beats Kato in his WWF debut.
We hear from Papa Shango, who burns numerous pictures of The Ultimate Warrior as he says that the living will fall and the dead will rise as he reigns over The Ultimate Warrior's demise.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Model" Rick Martel on the stage, still wearing Tatanka's feathers on his hat. Martel says he would never spray Arrogance into Tatanka's face, as he has too much class and he is a fashion trendsetter. He says that Tatanka's feathers are the hottest look in Paris right now after they have flown the coop. Martel says that Tatanka cries and snivels so much that his name should be "Whining Arrow," and if Tatanka wants to dance with him, the warpath he travels will soon become a trail of tears.
Sgt. Slaughter wishes everyone a Happy Mother's Day.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Sgt. Slaughter. At the start of the match, The Mountie shows up to get a closer look. After a seat is provided for The Mountie, Jimmy Hart brings a black box to The Mountie and leaves. Throughout the match, The Mountie is seen opening the box and pulling out a shock stick to shock Sgt. Slaughter with as Mr. Perfect distracts the referee. This allows Flair to get the win. After the match, The Mountie celebrates with Flair as Jimmy Hart hides the shock stick, then Jimmy Hart joins in afterwards. Two men place Sgt. Slaugher on a gurney as The Mountie calls Slaughter "U.S. scum."
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Brian Brieger and Bill Pierce. During the match, it is announced that the WBF Bodystars will be competing against some of the WWF Superstars on the nighttime edition of Family Feud all this week.
It is announced that a tribute to Hulk Hogan is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
We hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that spring is in the air and that everybody is happy, including the fans that they get to give a lick. We also hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that when The Berzerker gets finished with Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, he will personally cremate The Undertaker and Bearer and give them a personal Viking funeral. The Berzerker says The Undertaker is unstoppable and keeps coming, but he is unstoppable, berserk and carrying a very big sword.
It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter is on his feet, but that any long-term effects from being shocked by The Mountie are not yet known. It is announced that word on Slaughter's status will be updated next week.
Next week: The Ultimate Warrior against one of The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys, who says that Warrior is going to Nastyville and never coming back when his return will be the shortest in WWF history. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who despite Papa Shango's curse, will put a curse on The Nasty Boys next week.
Saturday, May 2, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 2, 1992
The Big Boss Man beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, who says he is not afraid of any man and that he will not look over his shoulder or fear threats. He tells the convict who is threatening him that he will be ready. After the match, Mark Roberts gets handcuffed to the middle rope.
The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.
Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.
Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.
Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.
We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.
High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.
We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.
We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."
The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.
Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.
Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.
Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.
We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.
High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.
We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.
We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."
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