Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 16, 1992

Shawn Michaels beats Sonny Blaze. During the match, it is announced that an article titled "Separating The Men From The Boys" concerning Shawn and Bret "Hit Man" Hart is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine.

We hear from The Mountie, who says he had a feeling of power when he shocked Sgt. Slaughter last week, and says that Slaughter will surrender to him.

Tatanka beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells "The Model" Rick Martel he has overcome being blinded with Arrogance, but that he will now seek revenge for disgracing his heritage by walking around with the feathers he took from him.

The Berzerker beats Scott Taylor by count-out after tossing Taylor out of the ring. During the match, it is announced that a poster of The Undertaker is included in Posters II, now on newsstands.

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says there is always something going on in the World Wrestling Federation that causes a lot of excitement; however, not every wrestler is able to handle it. He says he has seen it all, and he knows what it takes to get to the top, and he knows that there are individuals who will do whatever it takes and take people out of wrestling to do it. He, however, will keep on digging on his way to the top, and he thanks the fans for their support, as he needs it now more than ever. We also hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs). Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high-flying won't cut it in Nastyville, and Knobbs says they have been tag team champions before and they will be again, and that they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got.

We hear from Crush, who is in a junkyard as he says that if you were him, you would know how tough it is to crush your opponents every night. He then shows what he does to relax, unwind and be himself: crush a car in an auto compactor.

Repo Man beats Jay Sledge by submission. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The British Bulldog - who is taking some time off on doctor's orders - who says Repo Man's rope backfired with him, and that Repo Man will find out that his bite is worse than his bark. After the match, Repo Man wraps his rope around Jay Sledge's neck.

Sean Mooney announces the Personal Fitness Expo '92 taking place in Long Beach, California on June 13th and 14th at the Long Beach Convention Center. We then hear from Skinner, who asks the fans if they have been keeping score and keeping track of all the Superstars he have knocked off. He says that 85% of the Superstars are wearing his brand after being spat on, and says that when summer comes, it will be time to turn up the heat and make it as hot as a day in the Everglades. We also hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about the excellence of execution and how hard it is to live up to it. He came close to getting his bell rung at WrestleMania 8, but he walked out with the Intercontinental title and he is back on stop, and he will stay there as he takes on anyone anytime and anywhere. He says that if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine with him, as he has a lot of respect for him and all the wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation. However, Shawn is up against the excellence of execution.

The Big Boss Man beats Glenn Ruth. Before the match, Mr. Perfect announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building, and Vince McMahon announces that the person who has something against Boss Man has served his time and is now out on the streets. After the match, a loud voice is heard, telling Boss Man that he has done his time and that he is coming for him.

The Ultimate Warrior beats Brian Knobbs despite being nailed with a steel chair by Jerry Sags. During the match, Knobbs rips a wristband off of The Ultimate Warrior, and Papa Shango shows up and takes it with him to the back. After the match, Warrior knocks the heads of Jimmy Hart and Jerry Sags into each other, then Papa Shango shows up and goes into some sort of trance. Suddenly, Warrior doubles over on the ring apron and falls to the floor as Papa Shango's curse takes hold, and officials have to check on Warrior before helping him to the back.

Backstage, The Ultimate Warrior is placed on a gurney, and Warrior projectile vomits as officials and EMTs try to keep Warrior from convulsing.

Before the next match, The Genius reads a poem: "Here is to the Legion of Sissies / a fate much worse than doom / from L.O.D. to L.O.S. / it's worse than you presume / As sure as I'm The Genius with The Brothers Beverly / Hawk, Animal and Ellering are now the sissies three."

The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Bobby Knight and "Jumpin'" Jim Brunzell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering. Ellering says he has had it up to hear with The Beverly Brothers and all their "sissy talk," and he wants them completely wiped out. Hawk and Animal say "No problem." After the match, one of The Beverly Brothers's opponents gets "LOS" painted on their chest, then place a fake mohawk cap on top of their head before slapping them.

We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans all around the world for being behind him 100%, as the competition is sky high and a guy named Papa Shango is around. He says that together, he and the fans can conquer the world and he can take on some of the strange guys in the World Wrestling Federation. We also hear from Repo Man, who says his job is never done as he has to do his job in the middle of his night. He says he owns The British Bulldog, and says he will put the leash on and choke him if he barks too long.

It is announced that The Ultimate Warrior has stopped convulsing and that an update on his condition will be available next week.

Next week: The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke)! Kamala! The Undertaker! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)!