Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 9, 1992

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Von Krus with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who says he is a dynasty in the making and a man who will break a lot of hearts, including Bret Hart's. He says that the WWF Intercontinental Championship is his.

We hear from The British Bulldog, who tells Repo Man that he tried to choke him out with his rope but failed, and that he is now fighting mad and ready to bite into him, for this dog refuses to be tied down.

Kamala - making his first appearance on WWF programming for the first time in five years, and now having Harvey Wippleman and a masked man in a pith helmet and safari outfit named Kim Chee as his managers - beats Sonny Blaze after Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have to tell Kamala to roll his opponent onto his back to pin him.

Tito Santana beats Bob Bradley. During the match, Mr. Perfect reads a letter from someone that is addressed to The Big Boss Man, stating that their sentence is over and that they are a free man, and that Big Boss Man - who called him a number without a name - is "a pig without a prayer."

We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart says that when he created The Hart Foundation, he knew he would have one man that was a backbone and a foundation, and that man is The Mountie. The Mountie says he is the only law and order in the World Wrestling Federation, and he will take on everybody. If anyone wants to step into his path, he will always get his man. We also hear from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they are soaring to greater heights in the World Wrestling Federation, and Koko says they don't care who they face as they are in the best shape of their lives and everybody from them to the fans have energy.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Terry Davis and Mark Kay. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who continue to call The Legion of Doom "mama's boys" and "sissies."

Wrestlemania 8 is on the cover of the newest WWF Magazine, and inside is a personality profile on The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk).

We hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says money comes to money, and that Money Inc. is a very successful partnership, especially financially, and that The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) had their shot at the tag team titles only to come up short. Irwin R. Schyster says The Natural Disasters should have learned that they can't get away with doing things the easy way, and that they will soon learn there is no easy way to do things with Money Inc. We also hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji to have The Berzerker run to the ring, scream and holler so The Undertaker can get his hands on him and it will all be over. The Undertaker says The Berzerker is the most vicious of the Viking warriors, but his travels have brought him directly to the gates of Hell, which he opens and closes.

Crush beats Kato in his WWF debut.

We hear from Papa Shango, who burns numerous pictures of The Ultimate Warrior as he says that the living will fall and the dead will rise as he reigns over The Ultimate Warrior's demise.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Model" Rick Martel on the stage, still wearing Tatanka's feathers on his hat. Martel says he would never spray Arrogance into Tatanka's face, as he has too much class and he is a fashion trendsetter. He says that Tatanka's feathers are the hottest look in Paris right now after they have flown the coop. Martel says that Tatanka cries and snivels so much that his name should be "Whining Arrow," and if Tatanka wants to dance with him, the warpath he travels will soon become a trail of tears.

Sgt. Slaughter wishes everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Sgt. Slaughter. At the start of the match, The Mountie shows up to get a closer look. After a seat is provided for The Mountie, Jimmy Hart brings a black box to The Mountie and leaves. Throughout the match, The Mountie is seen opening the box and pulling out a shock stick to shock Sgt. Slaughter with as Mr. Perfect distracts the referee. This allows Flair to get the win. After the match, The Mountie celebrates with Flair as Jimmy Hart hides the shock stick, then Jimmy Hart joins in afterwards. Two men place Sgt. Slaugher on a gurney as The Mountie calls Slaughter "U.S. scum."

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Brian Brieger and Bill Pierce. During the match, it is announced that the WBF Bodystars will be competing against some of the WWF Superstars on the nighttime edition of Family Feud all this week.

It is announced that a tribute to Hulk Hogan is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.

We hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that spring is in the air and that everybody is happy, including the fans that they get to give a lick. We also hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that when The Berzerker gets finished with Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, he will personally cremate The Undertaker and Bearer and give them a personal Viking funeral. The Berzerker says The Undertaker is unstoppable and keeps coming, but he is unstoppable, berserk and carrying a very big sword.

It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter is on his feet, but that any long-term effects from being shocked by The Mountie are not yet known. It is announced that word on Slaughter's status will be updated next week.

Next week: The Ultimate Warrior against one of The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys, who says that Warrior is going to Nastyville and never coming back when his return will be the shortest in WWF history. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who despite Papa Shango's curse, will put a curse on The Nasty Boys next week.