Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 23, 1992

The Undertaker beats Bill Pierce. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji and The Berserker. Mr. Fuji says that he and The Berserker will put The Undertaker six feet under, and The Berserker says he will kick The Undertaker's teeth in, shove him in a coffin and put him back in a grave where he belongs.

We hear from Papa Shango, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he has the final possession to complete his curse on him; he owns his spirit, which means he owns Warrior.

Virgil beats Dwayne Gill with a sleeper hold.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he thinks all the tax cheats who filed for an extension need to know that cheating on their taxes is highly illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mark Kay and Jim Powers.

We hear from High Energy. Koko says they are still on the move and on a natural high that the kids love them. Owen says there is so much electricity that he can feel a spark, and any team that gets in the ring with them is in for a shock on their way to the top. We also hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says he is so hot, he sizzles. He says he is in demand everywhere, for he is a trendsetter. He says that everyone is wearing Tatanka's feathers because everyone wants to look like "The Model," and he warns Tatanka not to mess around with him, as more than the feathers might be missing on him next time.

The British Bulldog beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says dogs have ruined his business, but The British Bulldog will not, for he has a choke collar for him and he knows how to take the bite out of a dog.

We hear from "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who are outside with a woman for a picnic. Flair says some people take life way too seriously, but not him and Perfect. For them, life is a picnic, and they enjoy the best of what life has to offer every single day. However, there is only one problem: Miss Elizabeth won't leave Flair alone, calling his telephone, sending him telegrams and knocking on his door. Flair says Elizabeth is permanently on the outside looking in. Perfect says it's springtime and asks Flair to cut Elizabeth some slack, but Flair says they are booked and Elizabeth is out. Flair says he understands Miss Elizabeth's frustration, but there is no coming back, even with the messages left on the answering machine, which Perfect plays on the nearby boombox. Perfect says "Macho Man" Randy Savage bought the cow, but Flair got the milk for free, and Flair tells Elizabeth that while she may not be coming back, the WWF Championship is.

We hear from Crush, who says that he strives to be - and plans to be - number one in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows he has a big mountain to climb, but he will crush anybody who gets in his way. He also warns the bullies and garbage in the World Wrestling Federation that at 6'7" and 320 pounds, he can be anybody's worst nightmare. We also hear from The Genius and the Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who boast about their undefeated streak while they mock The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering for using dirty tricks against them as they stay on top for a long time.

The Mountie beats Bobby Knight. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who salutes all the brave men and women who died protecting the United States of America before telling The Mountie that he is in the fight of his life for he will never surrender. After the match, The Mountie makes Bobby Knight beg for mercy with his shock stick, but Knight runs away as referee Tim White tries to get The Mountie away from Knight. The Mountie then demands his theme song be played, and he sings to it.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Ultimate Warrior on the stage. Warrior says he stands before his fans and Papa Shango to let them know that any weakness in his physcial condition has been turned into a greater strength, and asks how a force of Warriors such as the ones behind him that leave the entire world spellbound fall under a spell of Papa Shango's, and says that while he is not in control of his destiny, his Warriors stand behind him and are in control of such things. He says that his fans belive that the voodoo that Papa Shango possess is another challenged that must be stopped, conquered and survived. Suddenly, a greenish-black liquid drips from Warrior's head, and The Warrior leave.

The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Vince Sola and The Dublin Destoyer.

Kamala beats Kerry Davis.

The current issue of WBF Magazine - containing an article about the WBF and WWF's anti-steroid stance - will be on newsstands this coming Tuesday.

We hear from Shawn Michaels, who says he can remember a time when Bret "Hit Man" Hart was the premier poster boy of the WWF, when Hart had a youthful energy and could do no wrong. He tells Bret his days are behind him and that the future is bright for him, and says the WWF Intercontinental Championship will not be his for long, as he is rocking the WWF starting with Bret and the title will soon be coming to him. We also hear from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Earthquake asks Jimmy Hart how he is sleeping at night knowing that they are on his tail and out to put a finish to all of his family members, and says that when they get done with Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster), they will have the tag team gold again. Typhoon asks Money Inc. how it feels now that their whole world is falling down around them and there is nothing they can do about it.

Next week: The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)! The Big Boss Man! The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk)! Papa Shango! An update on The Ultimate Warrior!