Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for July 24, 1993

We see footage of the Lex Express on the highway to start the show.

Before the next match, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan says he is proud to be an American, that he is proud of the USA and that he is proud of Lex Luger.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Duane Gill.

On Update, Vince McMahon interviews WWF President Jack Tunney via telephone. Tunney says he has never come across so many people supporting anything, much less Lex Luger's plea for a WWF Championship match with Yokozuna. He admits that Luger suffers an unfair advantage from the steel plate in his right forearm from his motorcycle accident, but he will receive a title shot. However, he must wear a protective foam pad on the forearm with the steel plate in it that is approved by his office during the match. We then hear a response from Lex Luger on the Lex Express, who says he could not be happier with the decision. As for the forearm pad stipulation, that does not bother him at all and he plans to seize the opportunity to win the WWF Champion. He says the people have spoken, but the Lex Express Call To Action does not stop here, and he will continue to meet people until he reaches Detroit, Michigan at SummerSlam, where he will beat Yokozuna to become the WWF Champion.

Ludvig Borga beats Tony DiMoro in his WWF debut.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for Nassau Coliseum for Friday night, August 27th. The 1-2-3 Kid meets Bastion Booger, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) faces Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon, and Mr. Perfect faces Bam Bam Bigelow. Also, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Tatanka takes on Doink, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Undertaker team up to take on Giant Gonzales and Mr. Hughes. Okerlund then interviews Shawn Michaels and Diesel for Face To Face. Shawn says that Razor Ramon did not come close to winning the Intercontinental Championship at Madison Square Garden (though he did, and Diesel saved Shawn). Shawn does not want to focus that, saying that if Okerlund kept focusing onthe past, he would see himself with hair. He is more interesting in looking to the future. He finds it hilarious that Razor Ramon got a shot at his title by getting beat up by The 1-2-3 Kid. Diesel, when told if he will be at the event, says he is everywhere "The Heartbreak Kid" is because it's his job, and Shawn says there's nothing anybody can do it. Shawn says that he is the greatest wrestler on the planet while Diesel is the toughest thing anybody has ever seen, and between the two of them, Shawn says he will be keeping the Intercontinental title for a long time.

It is announced that The 1-2-3 Kid has accepted "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's challenge from last week on Monday Night Raw, and that their match will take place this weekend on Wrestling Challenge.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells the crowd that they are all a sorry bunch of tax cheats.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) by count-out after I.R.S. suplexes Scott Steiner back into the ring just before the end of ten count...and fails to get back in the ring in the nick of time afterwards.

On the SummerSlam Report, , it is announced that The Undertaker is the only person who knows the rules to a Rest In Peace Match, and that Harvey Wippleman may have signed a final contract for Giant Gonzales. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says people ask him what it felt like winning the King of the Ring Tournament, and says it was a career highlight. All of a sudden, "The King" Jerry Lawler ruined it by beating him on the interview platform like he had never been beaten before, either in his career or in his lifetime, and it felt like "a car crash on Unconscious Street." The wheels were upside down, but they were still turning, and those same wheels will grind Lawler up and spit him out when he obliterates him at SummerSlam.

The The 1-2-3 Kid beats Barry Horowitz.

Next week on Superstars: Luna Vachon vs. Sensation Sherri!

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat Rich Myers and Tony Webb in their WWF debut.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13th. A six-man elimination tag match of Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty vs. Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow is scheduled for that night. The 1-2-3 Kid will face Doink, while Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage against Bret "Hit Man" Hart. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and "Macho Man" Randy Savage will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji) and Bret are interviewed for Face To Face. Yokozuna is now at 568 pounds. Fuji is upset, as he finds it ridiculous that Yokozuna has to defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage as Bret has been crying for a title shot and got it from WWF President Jack Tunney, whom he accuses of favoritism. He says Yokozuna will finish Bret once and for all, and he will supervise it from the outside of the cage. Bret says the Steel Cage Match is the most dangerous match of all, and says what he really wants is the WWF Championship that Fuji stole from him at WrestleMania 9. He then says the whole point of the steel cage is to keep Fuji from poking his nose in his business, leaving him and Yokozuna all to themselves. He says they both know who the rightful champion is, and there will be no place to run or hide. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji speak to each other in Japanese, then Yokozuna tells Bret he will be hit very hard.

Next week: Mr. Perfect! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Adam Bomb! Mr. Hughes! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)!

Luna Vachon tells Sensational Sherri that next week, she will finally get her chance and will meet her in the ring one-on-one. She says she is the most dominant force in the WWF. Sensational Sherri tells Luna that every woman must be held accountable for her actions, and says Luna's time will come very, very soon. Next week, she will get the chance to prove she is what she claims to be.

The Lex Express is coming to Alexandria Bay, Utica, Buffalo, Erie, Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for July 17, 1993

Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, it is announced that Crush is convalescing at home in Kona, Hawaii after suffering a collapsed chest at The Stars and Stripes Challenge, and that a further update on Crush will be available next week.

It is announced that Lex Luger is starting a "Call To Action" Campaign to tour the United States to show what's right about America as he tries to get the fans to not only get behind him, but to tell WWF President Jack Tunney to make him #1 contender for the WWF Championship, as it is rumored that Tunney will make a decision on that next week. We then see footage of Lex Luger's bus, the Lex Express, which will be touring the United States.

Adam Bomb beats Rich Myers. During the match, it is announced that a personality profile on Adam Bomb is featured inside the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available on newsstands now.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), The 1-2-3 Kid will face Doink and "Macho Man" Randy Savage will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Also, Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage against Bret "Hit Man" Hart. We then hear from Lawler and Savage at the commentary table. Lawler says Savage is not just a has-been, but a "never was," and says he will let him meet his fans up close and personal. Last time he was at Madison Square Garden, he beat Tito Santana all over the building, and he will do the same to Savage. He then tells the fans to kiss his feet, just like Savage will when the match is over. Savage says they will have a garden party, and if that August 13th will be his last day in the squared circle.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that he, for one, cannot wait until the tax rates are raised, so that all the tax cheats out there have to pay more.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) for a fourth WWF Tag Team Championship reign...almost. Irwin R. Schyster hits Scott Steiner in the back with his briefcase, allowing DiBiase to get the pinfall, but another referee shows up and explains to the referee in the match what has happened. The decision is reversed, and Money Inc. is disqualified. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships by disqualification.

On the SummerSlam Report, it is announced that The Undertaker will take on Giant Gonzales in a Rest In Peace Match.

Boni Blackstone interviews Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) in the ring. DiBiase says they were robbed of the WWF Tag Team Championships to begin with, and says that The Steiner Brothers cried and whined until they got their shot and that they stole the tag team titles from the first time out. Now they have been robbed of the tag titles again. They admit to the use of the briefcase, and Irwin R. Schyster says that is convenient that another official not involved in the match costs them the tag titles. He says that nobody steals from Money Inc., especially The Steiner Brothers. DiBiase says it happens to them and nobody else, and says that WWF President Jack Tunner does not like them due to their money and the power that comes with it. He tells the Steiners that if they are the champions and wrestlers that they think they are, then they will accept their challenge for the tag team titles next week.

Me. Hughes beats Sonny Rogers. Before the match, a gentleman dressed in black delivers a funeral wreath with a black ribbon and roses to ringside. After the match, Mr. Hughes destroys the wreath and the condolences card placed with it.
br /> "Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13. A six-man elimination tag match of Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty vs. Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow is scheduled for that night. Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji) are interviewed again this week for Face To Face pending their Steel Cage Match for the WWF Championship. Bret says that a steel cage match is the most dangerous match of them all, and that people have been known to end their careers in them, especially if their opponent is 550 lbs. He says this kind of match requires a lot of moment, and that Yokozuna does not have the movement, the ability or the determination to beat anyone in a steel cage, especially him. Mr. Fuji tells Bret that he must have some connection with WWF President Jack Tunney to sanction a match like this and put the WWF Championship up. He then says that when Bret looks across the ring at Yokozuna, Yokozuna will have only one thing in mind: finishing him off and making him look like a pancake in a kamikaze bomb. Bret says Yokozuna won't be able to get his big butt over the cage wall or through the door, and that it's just going to be him and Yokozuna with Mr. Fuji unable to be involved.

Next week: WWF President Jack Tunney's decision on whether or not Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Lex Luger! The Lex Express' tour across America in the Call To Action campaign! Some new stars debut!

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) tells Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) that next week will be their last chance at the WWF Tag Team Championships.

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 12, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat "Iron" Mike Sharpe and Ralph LaRue.

Last Sunday in Albany, New York, Shawn Michaels regained the WWF Intercontinental Championship thanks to a new bodyguard who is taller than he is. Because of this, his match against Crush at King of the Ring will now be for the Intercontinental title. We hear from Crush, who says that thanks to Shawn, he cannot be King of the Ring, but now he has a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, and no bodyguard can stop him. Meanwhile, Shawn - who is seen with the new bodyguard - says he cannot bask in the glory of being a two-time Intercontinental Champion thanks to WWF President Jack Tunney making his match against Crush at King of the Ring for the title, and says him being the Intercontinental Champion will not change when he beats Crush.

We see pre-recorded comments from The 1-2-3 Kid, who says that last Monday night, Razor Ramon offered him $7500. That is more money than he has ever seen in his life and could take care of the bills. He says that money may be important to Razor, but to him, family is the most important thing, and if something happened to him, he wouldn't know what his family would do. He declines Razor's third offer.

Before the next match, Bret "Hit Man" Hart appears on the video screen and asks Razor Ramon what makes him thinks he stands one iota of a chance against him at King of the Ring when he was recently beaten by The 1-2-3 Kid. He says that when he steps into the ring with him at King of the Ring, he will beat him 1...2...3. He then leads a "1-2-3" chant to get under Razor's skin as the match begins.

Razor Ramon beats Bert Centeno.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show at the Westchester County Center in White Plains, New York on Tuesday night, June 29th. Bret "Hit Man" Hart, Doink, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and a host of others will be there. He also interviews tonight's show at Madison Square Garden. Razor Ramon will face Shawn Michaels, Mr. Perfect goes up against "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka will square off in the squared circle tonight. As part of Face To Face, he interviews Paul Bearer and The Undertaker in one corner and Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales in the other. Harvey Wippleman announces that tonight will be the greatest night in Giant Gonzales' night, as tonight, he will make history in front of all "the New York Yankee trash" when he puts The Undertaker out of the World Wrestling Federation, and Okerlund can take that all the way to the blood bank. Bearer, excited by the word "blood," says that there will be blood tonight when The Undertaker rips Giant Gonzales' eyes out and sticks them into the sockets of his dead skull. The Undertaker says that as he and Bearer stand in the comfortable confines of the dark side, they pondered what they would bring to New York. They decided it would be death, darkness and destruction. He also interviews Shawn Michaels, who brags about being WWF Intercontinental Champion again.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Mike Bell. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a hand giving a thumbs up with a no symbol over it over a freeze frame of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4.

Boni Blackstone interviews Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that this Sunday night, Yokozuna will take back the WWF Championship that Hogan stole from Yokozuna, and insists he issued no challenge whatsoever at WrestleMania 9. He says Japanese people all over the world will rejoice when a fattened-up 550-pound Yokozuna - who eats eight to twelve meals a day consisting of 30-40 pounds of rice and 60-80 pounds of steak, fish and chicken - flattens Hogan on the canvas and regains the title as Hogan screams for mercy and all the little Hulkamaniacs cry. He says that the day Yokozuna becomes the WWF Champion will become a national holiday of Japan.

The Undertaker beats PJ Walker. During the match, it is announced that The Undertaker is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine. At the end of the match, Giant Gonzales and Harvey Wippleman approach the ring, and Giant Gonzales gets in the ring and brawls with The Undertaker. Mr. Hughes gets into the ring and plants Paul Bearer into the mat before Harvey Wippleman takes the urn in Paul Bearer's possession and hands it to Mr. Hughes. Mr. Hughes then takes the urn and attacks The Undertaker from behind with it.

During the King of the Ring, i t is reported that The Undertaker struggled to his feet and carried Paul Bearer to the backstage area during the commercial break. We hear from Hulk Hogan, who says that this Sunday night, it all comes to a head and destiny meets him. He will face the biggest challenge of his career. He says that finely tuned guitars and fine-feeling women turned him on, but in the twilight of his career, spending time with his family is what turns him on these days. He also says that walking that fine razor's edge that separates greatness from disaster is what really turns him on, and he gets to walk the edge this Sunday, and says the 24-inch pythons are ready for the challenge. This Sunday, we will find out if it is Pearl Harbor all over again, if Hulkamania lives forever and what side of the fence everyone is on. When he steps foot into the ring, the strongest force in the universe will get ready to take over until the end of time. We also learn that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at King of the Ring.

Men on a Mission are coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells the crowd that according to Tax Code 37, the "tax cheats" are flagrantly guilty of tax evasion.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Buddy Lane and Tony Roy with a Million Dollar Dream to Tony Roy. During the match, it is announced an article about where Money Inc. gets their money is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine. After the match, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) show up, and Rick tells Money Inc. that he and Scott have heard they are the best tag team in the WWF and that nobody can beat them. He challenges them to put the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, right here, right now. The Steiner Brothers get in the ring, but Money Inc. gets out.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show at Mennen Sports Arena in Morristown, New Jersey on Tuesday night, June 29th. "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Luna Vachon, Adam Bomb and Johnny Polo will all be there. He then advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York on Sunday night, June 27th. Sensational Sherri will lock up with Luna Vachon that night, and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Yokozuna will square off in a return Lumberjack Match. Also on that night, Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Okerlund interviews The Steiner Brothers, and Rick says they have worked hard and will find out who the best tag team is. Scott says Money Inc. is a great tag team, and even though they are the champions, they are the best team in the WWF, and Nassau Coliseum is the time to put up or shut up. If he gets the opportunity to hit the Frankensteiner, he and Rick will become the new tag team champions. Also on that night, Crush will face Doink, and Okerlund interviews them for Face To Face. Crush is looking forward to this more than anything in his life, thanks to the concussion followed by the two Doinks. Doink tells him he forgot the defeat. Crush gives Doink credit, but tells him he is coming back bigger and stronger than ever to finish this once and for all. Doink continues to laugh and clown around with a yo-yo.

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 24, 1993

Doink hides underneath the ring before the match...then appears next to Lord Alfred Hayes outside the arena and squirts water in his face. Are there two Doinks again?

Despite two Doinks pulling the old bait and switch, Mr. Perfect beats Doink to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament. As both Doinks attack Perfect after the match, Crush shows up and fights off both Doinks.

Mr. Perfect will take on Mr. Hughes in the King of the Ring Tournament on June 13th.

Hulk Hogan says Hulkamania is stronger than it's ever been, and says Yokozuna will be going down for the last time at King of the Ring.

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase offers $100 to shine Irwin R. Schyster's shoes...and a lucky kid gets it...after taxes. He gets $30 from IRS instead.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mike Bell and Tony DeVito.

Crush beats Bobby Who with the Cranium Crusher.

Vince McMahon interviews Razor Ramon in the ring. He's still peeved that The Kid beat him, and insists that nobody can beat him. He says that if he can step in the ring and beat him again, he'll give him $2500. As the King of the Ring Tournament is mentioned, Razor's first round opponent Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up and starts a "1-2-3" chant before telling him he's too focused on The Kid to focus on the tournament.

Johnny Polo appears on Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's television to say that Adam Bomb is coming.

Adam Bomb beats Phil Apollo.

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow takes on Marty Jannetty for the Intercontinental Championship! Also: The Steiner Brothers! Razor Ramon! Mr. Hughes! "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan!

Bam Bam Bigelow says he's ready for Marty Jannetty, and says he picked Luna Vachon to be in his corner in case Sensational Sherri (who is in Jannetty's corner) gets in his business again.

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 8, 1993

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says two things are for certain: that the tax laws will always change and that the people will always find a way to cheat.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Mr. Hughes beat The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and Kamala when Kamala cannot turn I.R.S. over for the pinfall and I.R.S. pins him with a schoolboy pin.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for Monday night, May 10th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Advertised is a Lumberjack Match between "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. He also advertises a show at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on Saturday night, May 22nd at 8 PM - with $2 off for kids 12 and under - where "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Giant Gonzales will have a one-on-one match-up. Okerlund then interviews Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Wippleman says Savage will do his best impression of a BB gun pellet when he gets in the ring with Gonzales, and that all the "ignorant Yankees" need to find their way to the Meadowlands Arena so they can really see "the real southern boy from Argentina" embarrass and humiliate "Macho Man" Randy Savage one final time. He then goes on to say that Savage is an ignorant Yankee himself just for signing the contract for the match. He also interviews Crush, who will face Doink that night. Crush says he has one big score to settle with Doink, where he took him around the ring and took him apart, and says that the second Doink was the only thing that saved him. He dares Doink to bring his double to the ring.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) are coming soon to the WWF...

Yokozuna beats Sean Dakota. During the match, it is announced that Hulk Hogan is on the cover of WWF Magazine, and that "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart is on the inside.

We see the King of the Ring Report. Mr. Fuji (with Yokozuna) says that last time, Yokozuna was not prepared after going twenty hard minutes with Bret "Hit Man" Hart, but now, Yokozuna is prepared for Hogan and he will become the WWF Champion again. Fuji says Hogan will pay. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger says that he finds it amazing that he had to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament, and says that Bob Backlund had to pay the price for that. He says that he cannot wait to face the #1 seed, Bret "Hit Man" Hart, as he will write the final chapter and put an end to his career. It is then announced that "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Papa Shango will square off to see who qualifies for the tournament this week on Wrestling Challenge, while Typhoon and Bam Bam Bigelow will do the same next week on Raw. Next, Razor Ramon will face "El Matador" Tito Santana for a slot at the tournament.

Crush beats Steve Vega with the Cranium Crusher.

We hear from Luna Vachon, who says that she will haunt Sensational Sherri's very breath and be her shadow in the darkness, and soon, she will wipe her from this earth. Then, she will be the goddess of the squared circle. Sensational Sherri says Luna attacked her from behind at WrestleMania 9, and on top of that, she attacked her again in the emergency room. If Luna wants a piece of her, she can come and get it, as she invented mean and she will take her anytime, anywhere, one-on-one.

Razor Ramon beats "El Matador" Tito Santana after using Santana's momentum against him following a top rope cross body and grabbing the tights to qualify for the King of the Ring Tournament.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises a show at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on Saturday night, May 22nd at 8 PM, with $2 off for kids 12 and under. Also on this card is The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) vs. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) with the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line and Sgt. Slaughter as the special guest referee. Okerlund then interviews Money Inc. DiBiase says that they have had the tag titles for a while, and nothing will change. As for Sgt. Slaughter, he smells a rat with him as special guest referee, and says that The Mega Maniacs got frustrated at WrestleMania 9 and now want a referee in their back pocket. We then go to Sgt. Slaughter, who says that what happened at WrestleMania 9 will not happen again, and he will take care of the situation this time around. I.R.S. complains about The Mega Maniacs taking and spending all their money, but Slaughter says he was there at WrestleMania 9 and saw what happened.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Next week, Giant Gonzales will face Tatanka, and Wippleman is reminded that he has not seen the last of The Undertaker. Wippleman admits that The Undertaker has kept on coming back, but that is because of sheer stupidity and that The Undertaker does not have enough sense to realize that when he signed for one more match with Gonzales, it would be his final match, and when The Undertaker gets carried out again, he will not get up and he will be carried out to stay, once and for all. As far as Tatanka is concerned, he will be the next in a long line of opponents eliminated from the World Wrestling Federation by Giant Gonzales, as Tatanka will get in the ring for a King of the Ring tournament qualifying match only to be knocked out of the tournament and out of the WWF. Gonzales simply says "Goodbye, Indian."

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 22, 1993

The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Repo Man and Damien Demento.

Tatanka beats Reno Riggins.

Andre the Giant is the first inductee in the newly founded World Wrestling Federation Hall of Fame.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Scott Rich and Jeff Armstrong. During the match, Rob Bartlett checks out the competition and flips through channels on a television set.

Doink beats Kamala by count-out with the old "give him the gift" trick. After the match, Doink goes underneath the ring to hide from Kamala when Kamala finds out there's nothing in the box, then tries to hit him with a chair when Kamala chases after him. Kamala has the last laugh and gets Doink from behind, then chases him to the back.

Next Sunday on USA network at 8/7c: March to WrestleMania! Macho Man takes on Yokozuna! Undertaker takes on Bam Bam Bigelow! Also: the Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) and a midget tag team match!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 20, 1993

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that with a new administration in the White House, it is high time that everyone pay their fair share of taxes.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Robert Thomson and Alan Reid with the Million Dollar Dream to one of their opponents.

It is announced that "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is returning to the WWF and is coming for Yokozuna.

Kamala beats Jim Gorman. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Reverend Slick, who says that not only has he helped Kamala turn his life around, but also gain some self-esteem. Kamala repeats after him, saying "I am a man." After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws (in red) a cooking pot with a person in it, saying that Kamala will turn on Slick and eat him for dinner.

It is announced that Mr. Perfect is not only on the cover of Wrestling Spotlight Magazine, but also in two posters available inside.

Raymond Rougeau interviews "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, who poses in the mirror until he hears about Mr. Perfect wanting to beat him at WrestleMania 9. Luger says that will not be happening and is not even crossing his mind, because he is beyond perfect. As Rougeau continues to interview Luger, Mr. Perfect appears on the nearby video screen, which Luger can see in the mirror. Luger says he can only wish that Perfect was out in the arena with him instead of behind a video screen, as only then could he truly appreciate what a physical specimen he is before he goes down in defeat at WrestleMania 9. Luger says Mr. Perfect's legs would shake and his spine quiver when he sees him, as he is beyond perfection. Mr. Perfect says he cannot wait for WrestleMania 9, and says he has to see it right now. He leaves the video screen, then shows up in the arena and stands face-to-face with Luger. Luger says this is quite a surprise, but he is glad he is here as he will get a dose of reality and a taste of what he will see when he steps in the ring with him, and plays up his physique. Mr. Perfect says they should ask the people who is perfect, then places his towel - which shows his name on it, which perfectly faces Luger - on the mirror and goes on to mockingly ask Luger's mirror who the most perfect of them all is.

Shawn Michaels beats Joey Maggs. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn, who says that Tatanka is destined for nothing, and at WrestleMania 9, if it is fulfillment he wants, it is fulfillment he will get.

Sean Mooney advertises the Raw show for this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. The show at Madison Square Garden is tomorrow night. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) face The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), "Macho Man" Randy Savage squares off with Doink, and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect tag team against Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. Luger admires his body, then says everything about him is incredible as he is in a situation beyond perfect as he gets both Mr. Perfect and Bret in a tag team match with Razor Ramon. He says Bret is game, but not smart, as he could get injured before his championship match at WrestleMania 9, and Mr. Perfect could be tarnished before he humiliates him that night. Mr. Perfect says nobody would have though they would be on the same time, but they are, as Luger and Razor have to be put in their place. With Luger saying he is better than perfect and Razor saying he oozes machismo, Perfect says they need to be put in their place. Bret says that Luger has to look in a mirror to remind himself how great he is, while Razor is all talk and talk will not save him when they get in the ring and get wasted. Mr. Perfect and Bret then argue over whether they are "the perfect team" or "the excellent team."

"Macho Man" Randy Savage and Reverend Jesse Jackson asks fans to contribute to WWF's Headlock On Hunger to aid the hunger crisis in Somalia. Donations are asked to be sent to: American Red Cross, Somalina Relief, Dept. WWF, P.O. Box 37243, Washington, DC 20013.

Bob Backlund beats Larry Ludden. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who tells Bob Backlund to take a look at his future when he beats him at WrestleMania 9. After the match, Backlund and Ludden shake hands.

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Harvey Wippleman says it is almost time for WrestleMania 9, and he can hardly wait as The Undertaker has walked his death march for some time, and he will finally meet a man who cannot be intimidated. Giant Gonzales says that after WrestleMania, The Undertaker will be finished.

Mr. Fuji congratulates Bret "Hit Man" Hart for becoming WWF Champion, and says that Yokozuna is undefeated in sumo as well as in pro wrestling. He says that Yokozuna will win the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9 and make the country of Japan proud. Bret says that he is getting just a little sick and tired of how everyone is talking about how Yokozuna will walk all over him, and that Yokozuna will lose more than his face as he is up against the best there is, the best there was and the best there evil will be. He says that the excellence of execution will be in focus and 100% at Caesars Palace. It is announced that Bret and Yokozuna will have a contract signing for their match next week. We then hear from The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake"), who says that when he is getting ready for WrestleMania 9, he does not want to hear idle chatter in the gym, even though it helps him squeeze out a few more reps. Jimmy Hart says The Mega Maniacs' stock is going up, and the future is looking bright on merchandise. Brutus says you have to be at Caesars Palace to witness this one, as it will be like nothing you have witnessed before. Hogan tells him not to cut a little off the top, but to pull it all out by the roots. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will be taking on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and Scott says they are not backing down. The Headshrinkers may be wild and out of control, but Rick has the Steinerline to take their heads off. It is then announced that Kamala will face Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania 9.

We see Crush in Kona, Hawaii. He says that people back home keep asking him when he will get his hands on Doink. He says it will happen at WrestleMania 9, and the whole world will be watching. He has noticed that Doink has been talking about him since he injured him, and calling him "pineapple head." He says he sees no resemblance between him and a pineapple, and says Doink looks more like a pineapple than he does. He then crushes the pineapple in his hand, and says this is what Crush will look like after WrestleMania 9.

Doink beats Larry Sampson with the Stump Puller. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Doink, who says he will send Crush back to Hawaii when he wins at WrestleMania 9.

Sean Mooney re-advertises Raw this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, which features Doink, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bob Backlund and Tatanka, and Kamala vs. Giant Gonzales in the main event. He also re-advertises the Madison Square Garden show. We then hear from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) Scott says they are angry at the fact that they are facing Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) in a non-title match, and when they step in with them, they're going to prove why they deserve a title shot. He also says it doesn't take a lot to get Rick mad. Rick says Money Inc. has what they want, and they have worked a long time to get where they are. He is tired of Irwin R. Schyster, and says a lot of people would like to see the taxman go down. We also hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says there is something about Doink that he does not like, and says he is not who he says he is after accusing him of not being who he is, either. Savage says he is secure about getting Doink in the ring, as he will beat Doink not only for Crush and the kids, but also for himself, and he will find out what Doink is made of. Also, Tatanka faces Papa Shango that night.

Next week: A Bret "Hit Man" Hart music video! The championship contract signing between Bret and Yokozuna for their match at WrestleMania 9!

Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 8, 1993

The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) have accepted Money Inc.'s ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) challenge...and with the help of Jimmy Hart and his knowledge of Money Inc., they're going to have an even playing field...

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Tito Santana and Virgil.

"The Model" Rick Martel shows up and...does the job of the Raw Girl. In the words of Martel, "Nobody can model better than The Model."

Tatanka beats Bill Apollo. During the match, Shawn Michaels is interviewed via phone, and says that he plans to walk out of WrestleMania 9 with the Intercontinental title.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart respects Yokozuna and his record, but knows he and Mr. Fuji don't respect him at all. Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna fire back by saying that Bret is a beaten man already.

Paul Bearer is amazed that Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales went after The Undertaker like they did, but The Undertaker says that Giant Gonzales' fate will be the same as all the rest.

"The Model" Rick Martel tries to replace another Raw Girl. The second one his a bit more reluctant, but Martel still carries the sign for her anyway.

Papa Shango beats Mike Edwards.

Bob Backlund beats Tony DeMoro.

Rob Bartlett interviews "The Model" Rick Martel. He says the Raw Girls have no class and decided to show them what modeling was all about. He has a match tonight against Mr. Perfect, and says that perfection is overrated. Martel plans to show Mr. Perfect why he has class, too.

Mr. Perfect beats Rick Martel with the Perfect-Plex during the commercial break. After the match, Mr. Perfect returns with the two Raw Girls that Martel intimidated earlier in the show.

Next week on Raw: The Ugandan Giant Kamala, Razor Ramon and Typhoon vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!

Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 15, 1993

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake says he will prove he's back and ready for action again, but Ted DiBiase says he'll make the para-sailing accident the least of his worries, ignoring the reluctance of Jimmy Hart.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Glenn Ruth and Bobby Who. During the match, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage has problems with his microphone.

The Undertaker will take on The Giant Gonzales, while Crush will take on Doink...both at WrestleMania 9! Also, Crush will be returning to action this week!

Yokozuna beats Ross Greenberg. "The Macho Man" Randy Savage fixes his microphone problem by taking Rob Bartlett's.

Razor Ramon wins a 16-man battle royal after The Giant Gonzales shows up and tosses out "El Matador" Tito Santana and Tatanka, who make up the remainder of Razor's opposition. During the battle royal, Kim Chee eliminates Kamala with Typhoon doing the brunt of the work. Kamala re-enters the ring, tosses Kim Chee over the top rope and chases him around the arena.

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake beats "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase by disqualification after a briefcase shot to the back by Irwin R. Schyster. Money Inc. (DiBiase and Schyster) attack Beefcake after the match. Jimmy Hart tries to stop Schyster from hitting Brutus in the head with the briefcase only to get pushed out of the ring by IRS. The inevitable briefcase to the head occurs, and Jimmy Hart checks on Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. When DiBiase gets another shot at Beefcake with the briefcase, Jimmy Hart still continues to stop them. DiBiase and Schyster eventually leave, and Brutus has to be carried out on a stretcher with his hands over his face. The camera then pans to a shot of the ring, where dried red blood spots can be seen.

Brutus "The barber" Beefcake is okay, albeit with a broken nose.

Next week on Raw: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" and Irwin R. Schyster) are in action! Also, a six-man tag match between Tatanka and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs) vs Shawn Michaels and The Beverlys (Bo and Luke Beverly)!

Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 1, 1993

Tatanka beats Damien Demento.

WWF Headlock on Hunger raised $100,000 for the American Red Cross. Bret "The Hit Man" Hart presented the check on behalf of the WWF.

Vince McMahon interviews Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. It's his first appearance since his near-fatal para-sailing accident. Brutus announces that he will return to the ring soon. Vince feels his comeback is risky, especially with his total facial reconstruction. Brutus mentions his mother's battle with cancer, the recent passing of both of his parents, and his divorce before a girl kneed him in the face while para-sailing. He mentions how he heard the doctors say that he didn't have much of a chance when another hand reached out and grabbed him...the hand of Hulk Hogan, who was with him during the surgery, telling him not to give up as he and the Hulkamaniacs were behind him. Brutus goes on to say that even afterwards, Hulk was always with him. He went to Hulk with nothing left, who tells him to go for the comeback before he can even tell him his plight. He has now signed an open contract and intends to take on any and all comers.

High Energy ("The Birdman" Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beat Skull Von Krus and "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

Doink beats Typhoon after grabbing the tights.

Vince McMahon interviews Todd Pettengill. This Saturday on WWF Mania: The Giant Gonzales!

Andre the Giant, who passed away last week, is honored with a ten-bell salute.

Yokozuna beats Bobby DeVito. During the match, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan promises via telephone to knock Yokozuna off his feet and beat him once and for all this Saturday.

Vince McMahon interviews Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), and DiBiase mocks Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake before ultimately accepting it, with DiBiase winning by coin toss. Jimmy Hart shows up and tells them not to waste their time with Beefcake as one of them might get hurt, but DiBiase and IRS say the only one getting hurt is going to be Brutus. IRS also adds to the point that Beefcake may not be paying his taxes for the last three years. DiBiase says the only asset Beefcake has left is his face, and it's pretty obvious DiBiase wants to break it.

Before the break, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger views himself in the mirror when a plus-size ring girl shows up. Lex Luger is not very happy about this.

Steve Jordan of the Minnesota Vikings introduces us to the perfect passer...Mr. Perfect. And oh boy, is he perfect.

Brutus Beefcake has accepted "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's challenge for the next episode. (Raw will be preempted by the Westminster Kennel Club dog show next week.)

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jason Knight with a pinky pin before attacking him again.

Next time on Raw: a 16-man battle royal and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake takes on "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 23, 1992

The Undertaker beats Bill Pierce. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji and The Berserker. Mr. Fuji says that he and The Berserker will put The Undertaker six feet under, and The Berserker says he will kick The Undertaker's teeth in, shove him in a coffin and put him back in a grave where he belongs.

We hear from Papa Shango, who tells The Ultimate Warrior that he has the final possession to complete his curse on him; he owns his spirit, which means he owns Warrior.

Virgil beats Dwayne Gill with a sleeper hold.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says he thinks all the tax cheats who filed for an extension need to know that cheating on their taxes is highly illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Mark Kay and Jim Powers.

We hear from High Energy. Koko says they are still on the move and on a natural high that the kids love them. Owen says there is so much electricity that he can feel a spark, and any team that gets in the ring with them is in for a shock on their way to the top. We also hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says he is so hot, he sizzles. He says he is in demand everywhere, for he is a trendsetter. He says that everyone is wearing Tatanka's feathers because everyone wants to look like "The Model," and he warns Tatanka not to mess around with him, as more than the feathers might be missing on him next time.

The British Bulldog beats Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says dogs have ruined his business, but The British Bulldog will not, for he has a choke collar for him and he knows how to take the bite out of a dog.

We hear from "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect, who are outside with a woman for a picnic. Flair says some people take life way too seriously, but not him and Perfect. For them, life is a picnic, and they enjoy the best of what life has to offer every single day. However, there is only one problem: Miss Elizabeth won't leave Flair alone, calling his telephone, sending him telegrams and knocking on his door. Flair says Elizabeth is permanently on the outside looking in. Perfect says it's springtime and asks Flair to cut Elizabeth some slack, but Flair says they are booked and Elizabeth is out. Flair says he understands Miss Elizabeth's frustration, but there is no coming back, even with the messages left on the answering machine, which Perfect plays on the nearby boombox. Perfect says "Macho Man" Randy Savage bought the cow, but Flair got the milk for free, and Flair tells Elizabeth that while she may not be coming back, the WWF Championship is.

We hear from Crush, who says that he strives to be - and plans to be - number one in the World Wrestling Federation. He knows he has a big mountain to climb, but he will crush anybody who gets in his way. He also warns the bullies and garbage in the World Wrestling Federation that at 6'7" and 320 pounds, he can be anybody's worst nightmare. We also hear from The Genius and the Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who boast about their undefeated streak while they mock The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering for using dirty tricks against them as they stay on top for a long time.

The Mountie beats Bobby Knight. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Sgt. Slaughter, who salutes all the brave men and women who died protecting the United States of America before telling The Mountie that he is in the fight of his life for he will never surrender. After the match, The Mountie makes Bobby Knight beg for mercy with his shock stick, but Knight runs away as referee Tim White tries to get The Mountie away from Knight. The Mountie then demands his theme song be played, and he sings to it.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Ultimate Warrior on the stage. Warrior says he stands before his fans and Papa Shango to let them know that any weakness in his physcial condition has been turned into a greater strength, and asks how a force of Warriors such as the ones behind him that leave the entire world spellbound fall under a spell of Papa Shango's, and says that while he is not in control of his destiny, his Warriors stand behind him and are in control of such things. He says that his fans belive that the voodoo that Papa Shango possess is another challenged that must be stopped, conquered and survived. Suddenly, a greenish-black liquid drips from Warrior's head, and The Warrior leave.

The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) beat Vince Sola and The Dublin Destoyer.

Kamala beats Kerry Davis.

The current issue of WBF Magazine - containing an article about the WBF and WWF's anti-steroid stance - will be on newsstands this coming Tuesday.

We hear from Shawn Michaels, who says he can remember a time when Bret "Hit Man" Hart was the premier poster boy of the WWF, when Hart had a youthful energy and could do no wrong. He tells Bret his days are behind him and that the future is bright for him, and says the WWF Intercontinental Championship will not be his for long, as he is rocking the WWF starting with Bret and the title will soon be coming to him. We also hear from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Earthquake asks Jimmy Hart how he is sleeping at night knowing that they are on his tail and out to put a finish to all of his family members, and says that when they get done with Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster), they will have the tag team gold again. Typhoon asks Money Inc. how it feels now that their whole world is falling down around them and there is nothing they can do about it.

Next week: The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon)! The Big Boss Man! The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk)! Papa Shango! An update on The Ultimate Warrior!

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 2, 1992

The Big Boss Man beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, who says he is not afraid of any man and that he will not look over his shoulder or fear threats. He tells the convict who is threatening him that he will be ready. After the match, Mark Roberts gets handcuffed to the middle rope.

The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.

Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.

Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.

We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.

Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.

We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.

High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.

The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.

We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.

We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 18, 1992

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where The Beverly Brothers make fun of The Legion of Doom, calling them "two big sissies." The Genius says that the same goes for Paul Ellering.

In Update, it is revealed through WWF Magazine that pictures taken of "Macho Man" Randy Savage were doctored via "scitexting" to replace Savage with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Also, WrestleMania 8 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Thursday.

Repo Man beats Chris Hahn. After the match, Repo Man drags Hahn around the ring a few time with his ropes.

We hear from The Big Boss Man, who says that every time he turns around, he adds another name to his "Most Wanted" list. Time after time, man after man thinks they can break the law without answering to him, but he wears his uniform proudly as he stands for law, order and justice and there are thousands of people who believe in him and what he uploads. He refuses to let them down, and if anyone steps in the ring with him, he will have to take on both him and the people. We then hear from "The Model" Rick Model, who says that he is superior as well as a very busy man who is getting calls all over the world wanting to know what he will be wearing this spring. He says he is a trendsetter, and everyone is looking to him to figure out what's right or wrong to wear. He tells the competition to be careful, as he is here to stay in the WWF.

We see a vignette for someone who says that when he gets out of jail, the rule of "eye for an eye, a life for a life" will apply to The Big Boss Man.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Bennett with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that over the years, the Intercontinental Championship has lost prestige and dignity, and that it has been tainted. He says he has everything - including the polish - to make it the brightest thing in the World World Federation, second only to himself.

We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Hart says The Mountie has it all, as he is brave, handsome and strong. The Mountie says it is time for a new wave a new generation, and time for The Mountie. He says he proved that by becoming the WWF Intercontinental Champion, and now it is time to move to bigger and better things. He tells everyone to keep an eye on him, because he has a surprise coming. We also hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that they are not only doing well, but that the fans are treating them well.

We see a vignette for Crush, who says that he has always liked ro crush things for as long as he can remember. He then tells the fans to imagine what a fully grown, 6'7", 320 pound man like him can do.

The Berzerker beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that The Berzerker is his challenge to The Undertaker, and when he wins, The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji will have a Viking funeral for The Undertaker and Paul Bearer.

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"Mean" Gene Okerlund is seen with several kids in Ultimate Warrior face paint, one of whom introduces The Ultimate Warrior, who is back in the World Wrestling Federation. Warrior tells Sid Justice that there was no way he could sit idly by while he and his allies attacked Hulk Hogan. He also says that there is no price too high to pay for a great friend like Hogan, and Sid Justice will realize that to become a great leader like him, he must have many friends, and to do wrong to any of those friends - his Warriors - means that one person must pay an even higher price. He says that the kids around him are his warriors, and from them, he receives his power, and for his Warriors and those who believe, eh will stand proud as he carries the banner of the World Wrestling Federation.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Red Tyler with the Boston Crab. In the current issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article on Martel called "The Model's Fury."

We see footage from a benefit really for Hospital for Children prior to WrestleMania 8. Also, a WWF Wrestlefest arcade cabinet was on hand, and there was also a WWF Superstars look-alike contest that ended in a tie between a man dressed as Paul Bearer and a man dressed as The Big Boss Man.

The Texas Tornado beats Warren Bianchi. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Texas Tornado, who says he is back and dedicating his life to family, religion, country and the World Wrestling Federation.

We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars, every Saturday morning on USA Network.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells all the fans who filed the late tax extensions that it is no excuse for cheating on their taxes, for cheating on taxes is illegal.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Jim Powers and Buck Zumhofe with a Million Dollar Dream on Zumhofe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon). Typhoon says that at WrestleMania 8, Money Inc. left like a pack of cowering dogs, and that next time, they won't quite be so lucky. Earthquake says that Money Inc. will be running a little bit faster, as they will not have the weight of the WWF Tag Team Championships.

We hear from "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He says he is taking off in the World Wrestling Federation, and he tells anyone who wants to ground him that he is not a hard man to find and he will come willing, ready and able to fight anybody in the WWF. He says he is here and here to stay, as he grew up in a wrestling family, mentioning his brother Bret "Hit Man Hart and his father Stu Hart. He has watched wrestlers come and go, and he wants to make sure this rocket is here to stay as he soars to greater and higher heights in the WWF, for he is a winner. We also hear from Papa Shango, who asks how many people know him and voodoo, and says they are one and the same. He tells the WWF Superstars that when they sleep at night, they will not dream of nice things; they will dream of him. He says that once you enter the mind, you have the body.

We hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker they have made a mistake, and now they will pay the price. The Undertaker says that through the annals of time, man has had to face his destiny, and The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji wil lface their death in the same day. We then hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji says that The Undertaker has fell for a trap, and next week, he will pay for it. The Berzerker says that The Undertaker is not human, but he is berzerk, and whatever does not kill him makes him stronger. He plans to stomp The Undertaker into the dust where he came from.

Next week: Sgt. Slaughter! Shawn Michaels! A special interview with Sid Justice! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! The Berzerker vs. The Undertaker!