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Saturday, March 20, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 20, 1993

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says that with a new administration in the White House, it is high time that everyone pay their fair share of taxes.

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Robert Thomson and Alan Reid with the Million Dollar Dream to one of their opponents.

It is announced that "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is returning to the WWF and is coming for Yokozuna.

Kamala beats Jim Gorman. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Reverend Slick, who says that not only has he helped Kamala turn his life around, but also gain some self-esteem. Kamala repeats after him, saying "I am a man." After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws (in red) a cooking pot with a person in it, saying that Kamala will turn on Slick and eat him for dinner.

It is announced that Mr. Perfect is not only on the cover of Wrestling Spotlight Magazine, but also in two posters available inside.

Raymond Rougeau interviews "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, who poses in the mirror until he hears about Mr. Perfect wanting to beat him at WrestleMania 9. Luger says that will not be happening and is not even crossing his mind, because he is beyond perfect. As Rougeau continues to interview Luger, Mr. Perfect appears on the nearby video screen, which Luger can see in the mirror. Luger says he can only wish that Perfect was out in the arena with him instead of behind a video screen, as only then could he truly appreciate what a physical specimen he is before he goes down in defeat at WrestleMania 9. Luger says Mr. Perfect's legs would shake and his spine quiver when he sees him, as he is beyond perfection. Mr. Perfect says he cannot wait for WrestleMania 9, and says he has to see it right now. He leaves the video screen, then shows up in the arena and stands face-to-face with Luger. Luger says this is quite a surprise, but he is glad he is here as he will get a dose of reality and a taste of what he will see when he steps in the ring with him, and plays up his physique. Mr. Perfect says they should ask the people who is perfect, then places his towel - which shows his name on it, which perfectly faces Luger - on the mirror and goes on to mockingly ask Luger's mirror who the most perfect of them all is.

Shawn Michaels beats Joey Maggs. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn, who says that Tatanka is destined for nothing, and at WrestleMania 9, if it is fulfillment he wants, it is fulfillment he will get.

Sean Mooney advertises the Raw show for this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. The show at Madison Square Garden is tomorrow night. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) face The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), "Macho Man" Randy Savage squares off with Doink, and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect tag team against Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. Luger admires his body, then says everything about him is incredible as he is in a situation beyond perfect as he gets both Mr. Perfect and Bret in a tag team match with Razor Ramon. He says Bret is game, but not smart, as he could get injured before his championship match at WrestleMania 9, and Mr. Perfect could be tarnished before he humiliates him that night. Mr. Perfect says nobody would have though they would be on the same time, but they are, as Luger and Razor have to be put in their place. With Luger saying he is better than perfect and Razor saying he oozes machismo, Perfect says they need to be put in their place. Bret says that Luger has to look in a mirror to remind himself how great he is, while Razor is all talk and talk will not save him when they get in the ring and get wasted. Mr. Perfect and Bret then argue over whether they are "the perfect team" or "the excellent team."

"Macho Man" Randy Savage and Reverend Jesse Jackson asks fans to contribute to WWF's Headlock On Hunger to aid the hunger crisis in Somalia. Donations are asked to be sent to: American Red Cross, Somalina Relief, Dept. WWF, P.O. Box 37243, Washington, DC 20013.

Bob Backlund beats Larry Ludden. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who tells Bob Backlund to take a look at his future when he beats him at WrestleMania 9. After the match, Backlund and Ludden shake hands.

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Harvey Wippleman says it is almost time for WrestleMania 9, and he can hardly wait as The Undertaker has walked his death march for some time, and he will finally meet a man who cannot be intimidated. Giant Gonzales says that after WrestleMania, The Undertaker will be finished.

Mr. Fuji congratulates Bret "Hit Man" Hart for becoming WWF Champion, and says that Yokozuna is undefeated in sumo as well as in pro wrestling. He says that Yokozuna will win the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9 and make the country of Japan proud. Bret says that he is getting just a little sick and tired of how everyone is talking about how Yokozuna will walk all over him, and that Yokozuna will lose more than his face as he is up against the best there is, the best there was and the best there evil will be. He says that the excellence of execution will be in focus and 100% at Caesars Palace. It is announced that Bret and Yokozuna will have a contract signing for their match next week. We then hear from The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake"), who says that when he is getting ready for WrestleMania 9, he does not want to hear idle chatter in the gym, even though it helps him squeeze out a few more reps. Jimmy Hart says The Mega Maniacs' stock is going up, and the future is looking bright on merchandise. Brutus says you have to be at Caesars Palace to witness this one, as it will be like nothing you have witnessed before. Hogan tells him not to cut a little off the top, but to pull it all out by the roots. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will be taking on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and Scott says they are not backing down. The Headshrinkers may be wild and out of control, but Rick has the Steinerline to take their heads off. It is then announced that Kamala will face Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania 9.

We see Crush in Kona, Hawaii. He says that people back home keep asking him when he will get his hands on Doink. He says it will happen at WrestleMania 9, and the whole world will be watching. He has noticed that Doink has been talking about him since he injured him, and calling him "pineapple head." He says he sees no resemblance between him and a pineapple, and says Doink looks more like a pineapple than he does. He then crushes the pineapple in his hand, and says this is what Crush will look like after WrestleMania 9.

Doink beats Larry Sampson with the Stump Puller. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Doink, who says he will send Crush back to Hawaii when he wins at WrestleMania 9.

Sean Mooney re-advertises Raw this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, which features Doink, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bob Backlund and Tatanka, and Kamala vs. Giant Gonzales in the main event. He also re-advertises the Madison Square Garden show. We then hear from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) Scott says they are angry at the fact that they are facing Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) in a non-title match, and when they step in with them, they're going to prove why they deserve a title shot. He also says it doesn't take a lot to get Rick mad. Rick says Money Inc. has what they want, and they have worked a long time to get where they are. He is tired of Irwin R. Schyster, and says a lot of people would like to see the taxman go down. We also hear from "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who says there is something about Doink that he does not like, and says he is not who he says he is after accusing him of not being who he is, either. Savage says he is secure about getting Doink in the ring, as he will beat Doink not only for Crush and the kids, but also for himself, and he will find out what Doink is made of. Also, Tatanka faces Papa Shango that night.

Next week: A Bret "Hit Man" Hart music video! The championship contract signing between Bret and Yokozuna for their match at WrestleMania 9!

Saturday, February 27, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 27, 1993

Raymond Rougeau is seen interviewing Doink backstage. Doink says he has a big surprise for the The Big Boss Man, then says Big Boss Man is a joke. He then grabs Rogeau's handkerchief and pretends to perform a magic trick only to sneeze in it.

Yokozuna beats Brian West.

We hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's father, a retired chief of police of Glens Falls, New York. Mr. Duggan says that Jim's ribs are pretty bad, and says Jim feels he has let his family, friends and country down. He says that Jim has let nobody down, and says that the sooner Jim returns to the ring, the better. He says that nobody carries the American flag like Jim does, and that he is damn proud of him.

Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla at Westerly Health Foods, 913 8th Avenue, New York, New York from 1 to 3 PM on March 12th. He also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man' Randy Savage will take on Doink and the team of Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will take on the team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect. We hear from Hart and Perfect. Perfect says some things in this world were just meant to be, and that the team of him and Bret is one of them. He says the team of Luger and Razor think they are running the World Wrestling Federation, but they have another thing coming. Bret tells Luger he bugs him a lot, and that he does not like how he looks in the mirror and thinks himself a great wrestler, and tells Razor that he will find out they are the baddest. Also, "El Matador" Tito Santana will be taking on "The King" Jerry Lawler." We hear from Lawler, who says that he is coming to the Big Apple in his inaugural appearance at the Garden. He tells all the peasants to kiss his feet as he makes his way to the ring, and says that Santana will be kissing his feet and thinking a bull ran him over before he leaves it.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Wippleman says he interfered in the Royal Rumble and had Gonzales interfere because The Undertaker ruined his business relationship with Kamala by putting him in a coffin at Survivor Series, and says Kamala has never been the same since. He says that The Undertaker will never be the same after what Giant Gonzales did to him at Royal Rumble. Wippleman says he will give The Undertaker credit as he is a big man, but Giant Gonzales is a giant, and when he gets his giant hands on The Undertaker once again, The Undertaker will see a giant defeat, a giant humiliation and a giant funeral.Gonzales grabs the microphone and tells The Undertaker he will bury him.

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The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Mark Ming and Jim Gorman.

Before the next match, Doink offers The Big Boss Man a present, but when the Boss Man doesn't take, he nails him in the face with it.

Doink beats The Big Boss Man in a match from Wrestling Challenge after grabbing something out of his suit in the corner and squirting The Big Boss Man with some sort of green mist with it. When the referee sees the green all over Big Boss Man's face and hands, Doink is disqualified and the victory is reversed and given to The Big Boss Man.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart says that when you are WWF Champion, it is always in your best interest to size up your opponents. He says that Yokozuna has wiped out every opponent he has ever stepped in the ring with, including "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He knows he will be the underdog at WrestleMania 9 and accepts that, but he has the dedication, the tenacity and the excellence of execution. He says that Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna will learn that the bigger you are, the wider you spread, and that Yokozuna may have spread himself a little bit too thin.

Shawn Michaels says the only thing that turns him on is gold, and all that glitters is him as he sparkles from head to toe. He tells Tatanka that at WrestleMania 9, he will give him the shot he thinks he deserves, but it will take a whole tribe of Inidians to defeat him and take the Intercontinental Championship. Tatanka tells Shawn that they are at war at WrestleMania 9 They were at war before, but he proved to all his people, all his braves and to Shawn he could beat him, but at WrestleMania 9, it will be for all the gold. He has a vision with all his people and says this is his destiny, and after he says he will not let his people down, he tells Shawn he had better be prepared.

Crush tells Doink that the countdown for WrestleMania 9 has begun. Doink may have put him out with a concussion that almost ended his career, but he did not get the job done, and WrestleMania 9 will see a new Crush with a rage that will explode like a volcano.

It is announced that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at WrestleMania 9.

Felton Spencer of the Minneapolis Timberwolves finds out that not only is Mr. Perfect perfect, he can play basketball.

Before the next match, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger hits Jimmy Powers with a clothesline from behind for posing in front of his mirror and making light of his posing.

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jimmy Powers. Two referees and a medical doctor have to check on Powers after the match after he is seemingly knocked unconscious, but Powers is able to get up.

Sean Mooney advertises Raw for this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be defending the WWF Championship that night against one of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu). He then advertises the show for Madison Square Garden on March 21st, and we hear from Doink, who will be taking on "Macho Man" Randy Savage that night. Doink says that anyone who claims to be the man of men in a voice other than his own is living a lie, and anyone who claims to be macho to anybody is very insecure. He considers himself to be an instrument of nature and a product of his own environment, and considers himself truth. He says a day of reckoning is coming, and that he will expose Savage for what he really is. We then hear from Savage, who looks forward to facing Doink after what he did to Crush and calling him insecure. He calls Doink a cop-out who is hiding behind a mask. He says he will test him in Madison Square Garden, and everyone will find out what Doink is made of. Also, Tatanka will face Papa Shango and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster).

Next week: Crush! Razor Ramon! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! A special interview with Bret "Hit Man" Hart!