Super Calo beats Pat Tanaka in his Nitro debut by reversing a top rope superplex into a pinfall. During the match, an nWo street team with stacks of flyers is seen outside of the arena.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Rick Steiner backstage. Steiner is convinced he had Lex Luger beaten even though their match last week never started, and Lex Luger says he's focused this week in singles competition with him tonight as he's ready for War Games, which is good for him and bad for Rick. Rick Steiner is confused as to what is going on the entire time.
In another announcement paid for by the New World Order, Hall, Nash and The Giant hawk the official New World Order T-shirt, with all proceeds going to "The Ric Flair Retirement Fund."
Before the next match, The Amazing French Canadians (Jacques Rougeau and Carl Ouellet) sing "O Canada," much to the dismay of the crowd. The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) cut their rendition of the Canadian national anthem short. Soon after the match begins, the nWo street team is seen handing out flyers to the crowd, which all say "You haven't seen bad...but it's coming!"
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat The Amazing French Canadians (Jacques Rougeau and Carl Ouellet) after Knobbs hits Rougeau with the Quebec flag as the latter goes to the top rope. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys after the match, Sags says that Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) and the tag team titles are all they are concerned about right now. Knobbs says that they're in WCW, and they want the tag team titles and they're coming to get them.
Scott "Flash" Norton beats Sgt. Craig "Pitbull" Pittman after Ice Train shows up and throws in the towel in Pittman's stead. Ice Train and Norton stare down after the match.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Lex Luger, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Flair confronts Luger, asking where Sting is. Luger says Sting is here. Flair then tells The New World Order (Hall, Nash, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, The Giant) that the show is on next Sunday. Steve "Mongo" McMichael and "The Crippler" Chris Benoit show up, and they are convinced from Sting's absence that they're going to lose. Lex Luger says Sting is in the building. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson says he's already booked a hospital room in Winston-Salem, as he knows everyone on their team is going to get hurt. He also tells "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan that he should have used battery acid instead of a bat on him, as he came back from a trip to the hospital to confront him the very next week.
Juventud Guerrera beats Joe Gomez. After the match, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews referee Nick Patrick about the disqualification during last week's match between The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and the team of Sting and Lex Luger. Patrick insists Luger intentionally hit him due to a vendetta against him from "all the lies [Okerlund's] been spreading about me" and asks why Luger hasn't been suspended from WCW. Okerlund says that Patrick has been in too many controversial calls for this to be coincidence, but Patrick says that Okerlund is stirring the pot and that the fans are pointing fingers at him, and insists that he is WCW all the way. After the interview, we see that The New World Order (Hall, Nash, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, The Giant) are posting nWo flyers on cars in the parking lot as it rains outside while Ted DiBiase is talking to someone who is inside the limousine, raising the possibility of a sixth man in the nWo.
This Saturday on WCW Saturday Night: Diamond Dallas Page vs. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan! Rick Steiner vs. Kurasawa! Lex Luger! Scott "Flash" Norton! "The Crippler" Chris Benoit! The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)!
Rick Steiner beats Lex Luger by count-out. During the match, pyrotechnics signal the start of the second hour. Also during the match, referee Nick Patrick motions Luger to the back, telling him that something has happened to Sting out back. We find out that Sting is talking to Ted DiBiase (even though it's obviously a recording), and when Lex Luger asks where Sting is, Sting comes out of the limo in black and white and attacks Luger along with the rest of The New World Order (DiBiase, Hall, Nash, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan). Luger plays possum as the chauffeur picks Luger up and Luger throws him, but when he does, everyone else flees.
Lex Luger and some of the men from WCW check one of the New World Order limousines, but only find a box with some cans of spray paint.
Rey Mysterio Jr. retains the WCW World Cruiserweight Championship against Billy Kidman.
The Faces of Fear (Meng and The Barbarian) vs. Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) ends with a victory via disqualification for The Faces of Fear after the match goes out of control. During the match, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Four Horsemen ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit, Steve "Mongo" McMichael) and Lex Luger. Anderson is shocked with the recent turn of events concerning Sting, considering that Sting has been the only constant in the last ten years. Luger can't even give answers to Anderson, but he wants in on War Games even more and heads out of the building to find answer from Sting. Flair says the confusion is over, and tells The New World Order (Hall, Nash, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, The Giant, Sting) that they're going to town on Sunday. Anderson says this will be a fight to the death - the nWo's, not theirs. After the match, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Dungeon of Doom (Jimmy Hart, The Taskmaster, Big Bubba, Meng, Barbarian, Hugh MOrrus, Maxx, Konnan). Jimmy Hart is sick of everyone getting in his face concerning The Giant, and says when The Giant turned traitor and joined The New World Order, it was the beginning of the end for him and he just didn't know it yet. Big Bubba still wants to know if Glacier is going to show up and get a piece of him. Konnan is tired of the nWo and their public service announcements, and challenge them to come to the ring right now. The Taskmaster tells "Macho Man" Randy Savage to do them a favor and clear his debt with them by taking out John Tenta if he feels he owes them a debt for helping him to the back last week, and to watch his back at War Games. He also says you can't trust anyone around here, and if Sting will turn, who else will?
We see another paid announcement from The New World Order. They brag about the money they have and the fact that they have the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. DiBiase also has plans for the nWo: time on the WCW's programming as well as an "nWo tag team tournament" with "nWo Tag Team Championships."
John Tenta beats "Macho Man" Randy Savage by count-out after Theodore Long asks "Macho Man" Randy Savage to come to the back, saying that The New World Order are back. Savage joins The Four Horsemen and other WCW wrestlers and search one of the limousines, but once again finds an box of spray paint. Despite all the rain, the WCW wrestlers spray paint "WCW" on the abandoned limo with the yellow spray paint. As Eric Bischoff speaks, The Four Horsemen ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit, Steve "Mongo" McMichael) show up. Anderson calls out Hogan for turning his back on WCW and turning Sting against the company and promises to take Sting's head off. Flair tells Hogan that he will not leave town alive after War Games.
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Monday, September 9, 1996
Monday, August 19, 1996
Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for August 19, 1996
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats V.K. Wallstreet with a taped fist. He pulls the tape out of the tights, but the referee takes it away from him and V.K. Wallstreet puts it around his fist. However, Duggan pulls out more tape, tapes the fist up and lets Wallstreet have it. After the match, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Duggan, and Duggan tells Hogan he wants to talk to him as a man, wanting to know why he's turned his back on everybody. "Macho Man" Randy Savage shows up and says he and Duggan are on the same wavelength, and says he's got a problem with Hulk Hogan and he's going to get it taken care of. He plans to make things happen and not hang back even a little bit when it comes to Hogan. Savage says The Giant didn't take care of everything after he stepped aside and Hogan now has the World title, and now he's got a problem with The Giant.
:The Cripller" Chris Benoit beats "Earl" Robert Eaton.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sting and Lex Luger. They've got a little surprise for The Four Horsemen ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson) and they're going at it with a new plan. Sting tells Flair and Anderson that life in WCW has never been a cakewalk, and they've got a surprise for them.
Scott "Flash" Norton beats Disco Inferno with a Flashback followed by a single arm bar.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Theodore Long and Ice Train. Teddy thanks everyone for the well wishes for a speedy recovery, and says Scott "Flash" Norton didn't beat Ice Train due to Nick Patrick calling the match. Ice Train tells Norton he can't attack him from behind and that he'll have to face him eventually, and he won't be wrapped up in tape for long.
This Saturday on WCW Saturday Night: "Squire" David Taylor vs. Lex Luger for the WCW Television Championship! Dean Malenko vs. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair for the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship!
Dean Malenko beats "Lord" Steven Regal.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Enforcer" Arn Anderosn and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Anderson knows Sting and Lex Luger hates them, but at least he has guts and he has never had to have a weapon in his back pocket to feel tough. He says Sting and Lex Luger have rolled with them for 10 years, and tonight won't be any different. Flair says that tonight, Luger and Sting will be styling and profiling with them. As the pyro goes off to signal the second hour, Flair tells Hulk Hogan that if he's watching tonight, then he should know that Flair has more playing time than Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan or Hogan.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) after Public Enemy accidentally put themselves through a table. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys after the match. Sags says that everyone who enters Nastyville will leave Nastyville face down like Public Enemy, be it WCW or nWo. Knobbs says Hulk Hogan can go do his thing while they do theirs, and that The Nasty Boys are ready to be tag team champs for a fourth time.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. beats Diamond Dallas Page after reversing the Diamond Cutter into a backslide pin. An angry DDP rips the belt off the pants of referee Nick Anderson and whips Chavo with it, and referee Randy Anderson has to stop Diamond Dallas Page. Patrick defends himself yet again to "Mean" Gene Okerlund, saying it wouldn't be the best option to go it alone. As for the recent accusations, he blames them all on Okerlund, saying it's all his fault the media is blowing everything out of proportion and that WCW is fractured.
Fall Brawl is coming to pay-per-view Sunday, September 15th!
Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships against The American Males (Marcus Alexander Bagwell and Scotty Riggs).
Before the next match, Sting wants Steve "Mongo" McMichael and "The Crippler" Chris Benoit to come down to the ring as he knows they will show up. After the commercial break, "Mean" Gene Okerlund shows up to make heads or tails of the situation. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson says if Sting has something to say, then let him say it. Sting says he and Luger can keep going at it with the Horsemen. He knows he and Luger can't trust them, but knows they are as much WCW as he and Luger. He says that War Games will happen in 30 days, and it was created for The Horsemen by The Horsemen, and demands that he and Flair take two of the slots in War Games with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Anderson says he doesn't like Sting and Luger and that they don't share his philosophy, and tells Luger to bring power and dedication with him to War Games if he is to survive. Luger says he knows Anderson and Flair knows he doesn't let up. Anderson then asks Sting for one night not to do the ring thing and to get down in the gutter and do something so violent and painful that the other man is forced to quit, then says when he gets in War Games with The Outsiders (Hall and Nash), they'll have to kill him because he will never quit. Sting says WCW has never been a cakewalk, and that he has lived the life of WCW. Flair says he knows Sting and Luger better than anyone else, and if Benoit and Mongo are willing to step aside, he'll walk the path, otherwise Benoit and Mongo are part of the team. Benoit says he will respect their decision, while Mongo says he is willing to sacrifice but will be watching Sting and Luger to make sure they hold up the end of the bargain, otherwise the nWo will be a walk in the park. Anderson tells Sting and Luger they have a deal, and Sting and Luger join Flair and Anderson in War Games.
We see another announcement paid for by the New World Order where Hall and Nash are out and about in Denver. They brag about taking the WCW World Heavyweight Championship and leaving The Giant laying. They say they don't someone like The Booty Man as part of their team, then make fun of Sting and Lex Luger.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage attacks The Giant with a steel chair before their match can begin. The Giant makes quick work of Savage, who manages to take down Jimmy Hart and take his steel chair to swat Hugh Morrus and Big Bubba before hitting The Giant, Meng and The Barbarian with it before rushing out of the ring. The Giant quickly runs to the back to look for Savage. Also, Sting and Lex Luger teaming up with "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair at War Games is official for Fall Brawl.
:The Cripller" Chris Benoit beats "Earl" Robert Eaton.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sting and Lex Luger. They've got a little surprise for The Four Horsemen ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson) and they're going at it with a new plan. Sting tells Flair and Anderson that life in WCW has never been a cakewalk, and they've got a surprise for them.
Scott "Flash" Norton beats Disco Inferno with a Flashback followed by a single arm bar.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Theodore Long and Ice Train. Teddy thanks everyone for the well wishes for a speedy recovery, and says Scott "Flash" Norton didn't beat Ice Train due to Nick Patrick calling the match. Ice Train tells Norton he can't attack him from behind and that he'll have to face him eventually, and he won't be wrapped up in tape for long.
This Saturday on WCW Saturday Night: "Squire" David Taylor vs. Lex Luger for the WCW Television Championship! Dean Malenko vs. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair for the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship!
Dean Malenko beats "Lord" Steven Regal.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Enforcer" Arn Anderosn and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Anderson knows Sting and Lex Luger hates them, but at least he has guts and he has never had to have a weapon in his back pocket to feel tough. He says Sting and Lex Luger have rolled with them for 10 years, and tonight won't be any different. Flair says that tonight, Luger and Sting will be styling and profiling with them. As the pyro goes off to signal the second hour, Flair tells Hulk Hogan that if he's watching tonight, then he should know that Flair has more playing time than Babe Ruth, Michael Jordan or Hogan.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) after Public Enemy accidentally put themselves through a table. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys after the match. Sags says that everyone who enters Nastyville will leave Nastyville face down like Public Enemy, be it WCW or nWo. Knobbs says Hulk Hogan can go do his thing while they do theirs, and that The Nasty Boys are ready to be tag team champs for a fourth time.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. beats Diamond Dallas Page after reversing the Diamond Cutter into a backslide pin. An angry DDP rips the belt off the pants of referee Nick Anderson and whips Chavo with it, and referee Randy Anderson has to stop Diamond Dallas Page. Patrick defends himself yet again to "Mean" Gene Okerlund, saying it wouldn't be the best option to go it alone. As for the recent accusations, he blames them all on Okerlund, saying it's all his fault the media is blowing everything out of proportion and that WCW is fractured.
Fall Brawl is coming to pay-per-view Sunday, September 15th!
Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships against The American Males (Marcus Alexander Bagwell and Scotty Riggs).
Before the next match, Sting wants Steve "Mongo" McMichael and "The Crippler" Chris Benoit to come down to the ring as he knows they will show up. After the commercial break, "Mean" Gene Okerlund shows up to make heads or tails of the situation. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson says if Sting has something to say, then let him say it. Sting says he and Luger can keep going at it with the Horsemen. He knows he and Luger can't trust them, but knows they are as much WCW as he and Luger. He says that War Games will happen in 30 days, and it was created for The Horsemen by The Horsemen, and demands that he and Flair take two of the slots in War Games with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Anderson says he doesn't like Sting and Luger and that they don't share his philosophy, and tells Luger to bring power and dedication with him to War Games if he is to survive. Luger says he knows Anderson and Flair knows he doesn't let up. Anderson then asks Sting for one night not to do the ring thing and to get down in the gutter and do something so violent and painful that the other man is forced to quit, then says when he gets in War Games with The Outsiders (Hall and Nash), they'll have to kill him because he will never quit. Sting says WCW has never been a cakewalk, and that he has lived the life of WCW. Flair says he knows Sting and Luger better than anyone else, and if Benoit and Mongo are willing to step aside, he'll walk the path, otherwise Benoit and Mongo are part of the team. Benoit says he will respect their decision, while Mongo says he is willing to sacrifice but will be watching Sting and Luger to make sure they hold up the end of the bargain, otherwise the nWo will be a walk in the park. Anderson tells Sting and Luger they have a deal, and Sting and Luger join Flair and Anderson in War Games.
We see another announcement paid for by the New World Order where Hall and Nash are out and about in Denver. They brag about taking the WCW World Heavyweight Championship and leaving The Giant laying. They say they don't someone like The Booty Man as part of their team, then make fun of Sting and Lex Luger.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage attacks The Giant with a steel chair before their match can begin. The Giant makes quick work of Savage, who manages to take down Jimmy Hart and take his steel chair to swat Hugh Morrus and Big Bubba before hitting The Giant, Meng and The Barbarian with it before rushing out of the ring. The Giant quickly runs to the back to look for Savage. Also, Sting and Lex Luger teaming up with "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair at War Games is official for Fall Brawl.
Monday, July 8, 1996
Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for July 8, 1996
Rey Mysterio Jr. beats Dean Malenko to win the WCW Cruiserweight Championship after Dean Malenko voluntarily breaks the pinfall on Mysterio twice. During the match, Tony Schiavone apologizes for some of the statement he made last night after Hulk Hogan joined The Outsiders (Hall and Nash).
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Scott Steiner can't believe how Harlem Heat took the tag team titles back, but if they have to beat The Nasty Boys to get them, so be it. Scott says that he may not like how The Nasty Boys look or act, but he respects their wrestling ability. Jerry Sags all he and Knobbs care about is winning tonight. Rick Steiner, on the other hand, says the ring is gonna be a dog pound. Knobbs says that their match will be one hell of a match.
The encore of Bash at the Beach is tomorrow night, and airs 5-8 PM Eastern on Viewer's Choice and 8-11 PM Eastern on Request One.
The Blue Bloods ("Lord" Steven Regal and "Squire" David Taylor) beat The Dungeon of Doom (Hugh Morrus and Big Bubba) after John Tenta shows up and fights Big Bubba outside the ring, taking the fight to the back, all while "Earl" Robert Eaton distracts the referee.
This Saturday on WCW Saturday Night: The Dungeon of Doom in an eight-man tag match! "Macho Man" Randy Savage! The Horsemen in a six-man tag match! Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and Flyboy Rocco Rock) vs. Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray)!
During the match, we see Rey Mysterio Jr. backstage, saying he is disappointed in who the third man was at Bash at the Beach, saying about Hulk Hogan: "He betrayed us."
Eddie Guerrero beats Psychosis in the latter's Nitro debut.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Jimmy Hart, The Taskmaster and The Giant. Jimmy Hart says that Hulk's betrayal of WCW is the first time he's been at a loss for words. The Taskmaster says that he and Jimmy Hart lived for the demise and destruction of Hulkamania, but Hulk plucked it from them and destroyed it himself, and now all the karma that he had done in his life has come back upon him. He says that every time he looks in the mirror, he sees "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and he sees a madman. Jimmy Hart says there is a new world order coming, and even Okerlund might be out of a job. The Giant says that as long as he has the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, nothing can go wrong in WCW, especially when he won it from Hogan the first time. As for the Four Horsemen, they won the battle last night, but not the war. He also celebrates the fact that he doesn't even have to wrestle tonight.
Fireworks go off to signal the beginning of the second hour.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) after Col. Robert Parker and Sister Sherri show up and distract the referee so Parker can hit Jerry Sags with his cane. More fireworks can be seen after the match. Eric Bischoff apologizes for not calling the main event last night. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys. Sags says that life, as in wrestling, has always been about attiude and theirs has always been nasty. He says Col. Robert Parker sent a lightning bolt through his head with his cane with a message saying that change is inevitable, and that it will be a cold day in hell before something like what happened to him ever happens again. Brian Knobbs says Hulk Hogan's betrayal in WCW was shocking even to them, but he sees nothing wrong in it either, as the "New World Order" do whatever they want when they want like they used to do.
Ric Flair retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Jim Powers with the Figure Four Leg Lock after Woman gives him some leverage. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and Steve "Mongo" McMichael show up to celebrate with Flair after the match. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Anderson, Mongo, Flair, Woman, Debra McMichael and Miss Elizabeth. Anderson says there were a lot of highs and a lot of lows for them last night, and things didn't go exactly as planned, but he says what happened at the end of Bash at the Beach made him want to puke. He says that The Four Horsemen were never role models and never tried to be role models, but Hulk Hogan was, and the lives of some people hinged on what he said. He tells Hogan he should stand for something instead of leaving like a thief in the night, and now his fans's hearts that he stamped and stomped on will rise up and bite him back. Mongo says the apocalypse is on WCW, and it doesn't have anything to do with anyone else but them. Flair tells The Outsiders (Nash and Hall) and "insiders" that until they can heal the sick, raise the dead and drive little girls right out of their head, there's a new champion in town.
"The Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Sgt. Craig "Pitbull" Pittman with the Crippler Crossface after Theodore Long throws in the towel for Pittman. (Pittman substitutes for Lex Luger for this match, as Luger could not make it to injuries received last night at Bash at the Beach._
Sting beats "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson with the Scorpion Death Lock. During the match, it is announced that there may be "guests" on the show, and a black limousine reportedly pulls up. The Outsiders (Nash and Hall) come out of the limo and head to the arena, where they are confronted by security. "Macho Man" Randy Savage shows up and is ready to take them on, and when Sting is distracted, Anderson goes for the DDT only for Sting to respond with a Scorpion Death Lock, making Anderson tap out. Savage tries to get past security to get a piece of Hall and Nash, but he is unsuccessful and The Outsiders are escorted out of the arena. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sting and Savage after the match. Sting says he is not all surprised about Hall and Nash, but he is very surprised at Hulk Hogan. He says he should have known when Hulk traveled in the limo to every town instead of travelling with them and walking on the dark side, referring to him, Savage and Lex Luger as "three little dogs" waiting for the chance to wrestle him. Sting says he made a mistake, but Hulk Hogan made a bigger mistake by trashing everyone who trusted him and every word that he said. He tells Hulk Hogan it was a good thing he told all of his fans to believe in themselves, as they certainly can't believe him now. He then tells Hogan that he should be the one to "stick it." Savage says that what he wants to say and do to "Hollywood Hogan" can't be uttered on television, especially at Disney MGM Studios, but tells him to take the worst thing he can think about and multiply it by nine million and multiply it by infinity and beyond and it'd be one grain of sand in the Sahara desert, as it's going to be scary what he is going to say and do to Hogan.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Outsiders (Hall and Nash) in front of the limousine. Nash says that WCW and the fans took a beating last night because Hulk Hogan told them how it was, as he built professional wrestling and the fans can't appreciate it even though he and Hall can. He announces that Hulk Hogan will be here next week, and they'll see what WCW will put against them. Hall says that this portion of WCW Monday Nitro is brought to you by The Outsiders and Hulk Hogan. He said they'd do it, and they delivered. He said they'd beat them, and they did. They're still The Outsider, they get to crash the party, and WCW should be begging them to come through the door. When "Mean" Gene Okerlund asks about the talk of him not having a job, Hall tells him he has a job with the New World Order. Nash says that Hogan is on the set of another movie tonight, and Hall says that Savage is jealous of Hogan right now and that Lex Luger fainted when he saw them.
We see a recap of what happened in the main event of Bash at the Beach to close the show.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Scott Steiner can't believe how Harlem Heat took the tag team titles back, but if they have to beat The Nasty Boys to get them, so be it. Scott says that he may not like how The Nasty Boys look or act, but he respects their wrestling ability. Jerry Sags all he and Knobbs care about is winning tonight. Rick Steiner, on the other hand, says the ring is gonna be a dog pound. Knobbs says that their match will be one hell of a match.
The encore of Bash at the Beach is tomorrow night, and airs 5-8 PM Eastern on Viewer's Choice and 8-11 PM Eastern on Request One.
The Blue Bloods ("Lord" Steven Regal and "Squire" David Taylor) beat The Dungeon of Doom (Hugh Morrus and Big Bubba) after John Tenta shows up and fights Big Bubba outside the ring, taking the fight to the back, all while "Earl" Robert Eaton distracts the referee.
This Saturday on WCW Saturday Night: The Dungeon of Doom in an eight-man tag match! "Macho Man" Randy Savage! The Horsemen in a six-man tag match! Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and Flyboy Rocco Rock) vs. Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray)!
During the match, we see Rey Mysterio Jr. backstage, saying he is disappointed in who the third man was at Bash at the Beach, saying about Hulk Hogan: "He betrayed us."
Eddie Guerrero beats Psychosis in the latter's Nitro debut.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Jimmy Hart, The Taskmaster and The Giant. Jimmy Hart says that Hulk's betrayal of WCW is the first time he's been at a loss for words. The Taskmaster says that he and Jimmy Hart lived for the demise and destruction of Hulkamania, but Hulk plucked it from them and destroyed it himself, and now all the karma that he had done in his life has come back upon him. He says that every time he looks in the mirror, he sees "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and he sees a madman. Jimmy Hart says there is a new world order coming, and even Okerlund might be out of a job. The Giant says that as long as he has the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, nothing can go wrong in WCW, especially when he won it from Hogan the first time. As for the Four Horsemen, they won the battle last night, but not the war. He also celebrates the fact that he doesn't even have to wrestle tonight.
Fireworks go off to signal the beginning of the second hour.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) after Col. Robert Parker and Sister Sherri show up and distract the referee so Parker can hit Jerry Sags with his cane. More fireworks can be seen after the match. Eric Bischoff apologizes for not calling the main event last night. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Nasty Boys. Sags says that life, as in wrestling, has always been about attiude and theirs has always been nasty. He says Col. Robert Parker sent a lightning bolt through his head with his cane with a message saying that change is inevitable, and that it will be a cold day in hell before something like what happened to him ever happens again. Brian Knobbs says Hulk Hogan's betrayal in WCW was shocking even to them, but he sees nothing wrong in it either, as the "New World Order" do whatever they want when they want like they used to do.
Ric Flair retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Jim Powers with the Figure Four Leg Lock after Woman gives him some leverage. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and Steve "Mongo" McMichael show up to celebrate with Flair after the match. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Anderson, Mongo, Flair, Woman, Debra McMichael and Miss Elizabeth. Anderson says there were a lot of highs and a lot of lows for them last night, and things didn't go exactly as planned, but he says what happened at the end of Bash at the Beach made him want to puke. He says that The Four Horsemen were never role models and never tried to be role models, but Hulk Hogan was, and the lives of some people hinged on what he said. He tells Hogan he should stand for something instead of leaving like a thief in the night, and now his fans's hearts that he stamped and stomped on will rise up and bite him back. Mongo says the apocalypse is on WCW, and it doesn't have anything to do with anyone else but them. Flair tells The Outsiders (Nash and Hall) and "insiders" that until they can heal the sick, raise the dead and drive little girls right out of their head, there's a new champion in town.
"The Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Sgt. Craig "Pitbull" Pittman with the Crippler Crossface after Theodore Long throws in the towel for Pittman. (Pittman substitutes for Lex Luger for this match, as Luger could not make it to injuries received last night at Bash at the Beach._
Sting beats "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson with the Scorpion Death Lock. During the match, it is announced that there may be "guests" on the show, and a black limousine reportedly pulls up. The Outsiders (Nash and Hall) come out of the limo and head to the arena, where they are confronted by security. "Macho Man" Randy Savage shows up and is ready to take them on, and when Sting is distracted, Anderson goes for the DDT only for Sting to respond with a Scorpion Death Lock, making Anderson tap out. Savage tries to get past security to get a piece of Hall and Nash, but he is unsuccessful and The Outsiders are escorted out of the arena. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sting and Savage after the match. Sting says he is not all surprised about Hall and Nash, but he is very surprised at Hulk Hogan. He says he should have known when Hulk traveled in the limo to every town instead of travelling with them and walking on the dark side, referring to him, Savage and Lex Luger as "three little dogs" waiting for the chance to wrestle him. Sting says he made a mistake, but Hulk Hogan made a bigger mistake by trashing everyone who trusted him and every word that he said. He tells Hulk Hogan it was a good thing he told all of his fans to believe in themselves, as they certainly can't believe him now. He then tells Hogan that he should be the one to "stick it." Savage says that what he wants to say and do to "Hollywood Hogan" can't be uttered on television, especially at Disney MGM Studios, but tells him to take the worst thing he can think about and multiply it by nine million and multiply it by infinity and beyond and it'd be one grain of sand in the Sahara desert, as it's going to be scary what he is going to say and do to Hogan.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Outsiders (Hall and Nash) in front of the limousine. Nash says that WCW and the fans took a beating last night because Hulk Hogan told them how it was, as he built professional wrestling and the fans can't appreciate it even though he and Hall can. He announces that Hulk Hogan will be here next week, and they'll see what WCW will put against them. Hall says that this portion of WCW Monday Nitro is brought to you by The Outsiders and Hulk Hogan. He said they'd do it, and they delivered. He said they'd beat them, and they did. They're still The Outsider, they get to crash the party, and WCW should be begging them to come through the door. When "Mean" Gene Okerlund asks about the talk of him not having a job, Hall tells him he has a job with the New World Order. Nash says that Hogan is on the set of another movie tonight, and Hall says that Savage is jealous of Hogan right now and that Lex Luger fainted when he saw them.
We see a recap of what happened in the main event of Bash at the Beach to close the show.
Monday, April 15, 1996
Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for April 15, 1996
With The Booty Man hurt over two weeks ago on WCW Saturday Night, Hulk Hogan beats The Taskmaster and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson in a handicap match. After the match, Hogan has both Woman and Miss Elizabeth in the ring, but when Jimmy art gets in the ring, Hulk gets him instead...only to get powder thrown into his face. This just makes Hogan mad, and he rips the back of Hart's jacket before giving him the beating of his life. The Giant shows up after Hogan has Hart where he wants him, however, and puts him in a choke slam only for Hogan to get right back up and body slam him. The Giant gets away when "Mean" Gene Okerlund taps Hogan on the shoulder and almost gets slammed until Hogan realizes who he is. Okerlund then interviews Hogan, who says he's on a roll again and he's ready to take back the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs) beat Public Enemy ("Flyboy" Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) after Brian Knobbs rolls off the table and Johnny Grunge goes straight through it. After the match, Public Enemy double team Jerry Saggs into a table.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage beats "Earl" Robert Eaton after Savage grabs Jeeves' wig and forces him to retreat. It is announced during the match that Savage will guest star in "Dial M for Monkey" on April 21st on Cartoon Network. After this announcement, Fred Flintstone can be seen in the crowd. Also during the match, "Earl" Robert Eaton does an impression of "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and Jeeves tosses a Four Horsemen T-shirt to Eaton as he has Savage in the Figure Four Leg Lock. After the match, Savage continues to go after Eaton even after wrestlers and officials come out from the back to stop him, and police officers have to handcuff him before taking Savage to the back.
In the May issue of WCW Magazine: the deal between Miss Elizabeth and "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Is there a plot to end Hulkamania? Also: an exclusive interview with Madusa!
Debra McMichael can be seen in the crowd again, and "The Nature By" Ric Flair tries to make her his.
Sting and Lex Luger beat "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and The Giant by disqualification after Woman tosses hot coffee at Luger only for Luger to duck it and have the coffee hit Sting as he has Flair in the Scorpion Death Lock. After the match, Flair and The Giant make quick work of Sting and Luger.
Eric Bischoff and Steve "McMongo" McMichael get back on Bobby "The Brain" Heenan for his April Fool's joke by handcuffing his wrists together.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Saggs and Brian Knobbs) beat Public Enemy ("Flyboy" Rocco Rock and Johnny Grunge) after Brian Knobbs rolls off the table and Johnny Grunge goes straight through it. After the match, Public Enemy double team Jerry Saggs into a table.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage beats "Earl" Robert Eaton after Savage grabs Jeeves' wig and forces him to retreat. It is announced during the match that Savage will guest star in "Dial M for Monkey" on April 21st on Cartoon Network. After this announcement, Fred Flintstone can be seen in the crowd. Also during the match, "Earl" Robert Eaton does an impression of "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and Jeeves tosses a Four Horsemen T-shirt to Eaton as he has Savage in the Figure Four Leg Lock. After the match, Savage continues to go after Eaton even after wrestlers and officials come out from the back to stop him, and police officers have to handcuff him before taking Savage to the back.
In the May issue of WCW Magazine: the deal between Miss Elizabeth and "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Is there a plot to end Hulkamania? Also: an exclusive interview with Madusa!
Debra McMichael can be seen in the crowd again, and "The Nature By" Ric Flair tries to make her his.
Sting and Lex Luger beat "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and The Giant by disqualification after Woman tosses hot coffee at Luger only for Luger to duck it and have the coffee hit Sting as he has Flair in the Scorpion Death Lock. After the match, Flair and The Giant make quick work of Sting and Luger.
Eric Bischoff and Steve "McMongo" McMichael get back on Bobby "The Brain" Heenan for his April Fool's joke by handcuffing his wrists together.
Monday, April 1, 1996
Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for April 1, 1996
The show begins with The Giant and Sting in the ring. They were supposed to be partners in a match against Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) made on Saturday, but by the time the show is on the air, the match has de-evolved to The Giant and Sting being at odds. The match ends when Lex Luger shows up, and The Giant says that the only reason Sting is still alive is because Lex Luger is there.
We find out that Jimmy Hart bribed Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) to walk away from their match against Sting and The Giant.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beats The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and The Road Warriors (Animal and Hawk) when Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and Rocco Rock) beat up The Nasty Boys. Johnny Grunge, dressed as Brian Knobbs, takes the fall and ends up being the one pinned by Rick Steiner, not Knobbs himself. It is finally revealed that Public Enemy were the ones who attacked The Nasty Boys backstage several weeks ago.
This Saturday: The Giant vs. Lex Luger for the WCW World Television Championship! "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Scott "Flash" Norton! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. The Booty Man!
Hulk Hogan and The Booty Man beat The Taskmaster and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson when The Taskmaster and Hulk Hogan have a shoe war...and The Booty Babe's shoe wins out over Woman's. During the match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan says tonight is his last night on the air. After the match, The Booty Man has to save Kimberly The Booty Babe from an attack from Woman and Miss Elizabeth. During the replay, Anderson, Woman and Miss Elizabeth try to get The Booty Babe's shoe but are unsuccessful.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Hulk Hogan, The Booty Man and Kimberly The Booty Babe. Hogan and company had their opponents where they wanted them, but they always get the last word. The Booty Man says he has something in store for The Taskmaster and his allies which he can't give away, and all Hulk has to do is be his partner on next week's Nitro. Hogan is up for it.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Lex Luger after Woman tosses hot coffee into Luger's face during the Torture Rack and Ric Flair puts his feet on the top rope during the pinfall. Sting charges into the ring, forcing Flair, Woman and Miss Elizabeth to retreat. During the match, it is announced that Nitro will be preempted next week, and won't air again until the 15th.
In typical fashion, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan reveals that his announcement that tonight is his last night is an April Fool's joke.
We find out that Jimmy Hart bribed Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) to walk away from their match against Sting and The Giant.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beats The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and The Road Warriors (Animal and Hawk) when Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and Rocco Rock) beat up The Nasty Boys. Johnny Grunge, dressed as Brian Knobbs, takes the fall and ends up being the one pinned by Rick Steiner, not Knobbs himself. It is finally revealed that Public Enemy were the ones who attacked The Nasty Boys backstage several weeks ago.
This Saturday: The Giant vs. Lex Luger for the WCW World Television Championship! "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Scott "Flash" Norton! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs. The Booty Man!
Hulk Hogan and The Booty Man beat The Taskmaster and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson when The Taskmaster and Hulk Hogan have a shoe war...and The Booty Babe's shoe wins out over Woman's. During the match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan says tonight is his last night on the air. After the match, The Booty Man has to save Kimberly The Booty Babe from an attack from Woman and Miss Elizabeth. During the replay, Anderson, Woman and Miss Elizabeth try to get The Booty Babe's shoe but are unsuccessful.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Hulk Hogan, The Booty Man and Kimberly The Booty Babe. Hogan and company had their opponents where they wanted them, but they always get the last word. The Booty Man says he has something in store for The Taskmaster and his allies which he can't give away, and all Hulk has to do is be his partner on next week's Nitro. Hogan is up for it.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Lex Luger after Woman tosses hot coffee into Luger's face during the Torture Rack and Ric Flair puts his feet on the top rope during the pinfall. Sting charges into the ring, forcing Flair, Woman and Miss Elizabeth to retreat. During the match, it is announced that Nitro will be preempted next week, and won't air again until the 15th.
In typical fashion, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan reveals that his announcement that tonight is his last night is an April Fool's joke.
Saturday, March 27, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 27, 1993
Crush beats Lee Armstrong with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Doink, who says he's done some parties in his time, but next week, WrestleMania 9 is the biggest of all, and he has been gifted with some of the best toys in the world. He tells Crush that he has a big surprise for him.
We see the music video for "WrestleMania."
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is seen at a lumber yard. He says that the last time he had a chance to talk to the fans, he was sitting at home, licking his wounds and feeling sorry for himself. He listened to what his father and his wife Debra had to say, and one night, it hit him. He had to kick himself in the pants and pull himself up by the bootstraps, and he decided to take on Yokozuna again. His mission now is to avenge himself, his family and his flag with his brand-new American-made 2x4, as this is the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat two unnamed opponents. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Rick says they know The Headshrinkers don't care about whether or not they hurt their opponents as that is right up their alley. At WrestleMania 9, they will all know where they stand. Scott says that if The Headshrinkers know any prayers, they had better start saying them.
Sean Mooney advertises the Raw tapings for April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, as well as WrestleMania 9. We hear from Reverend Slick and Kamala. Reverend Slick says Bam Bam Bigelow calls himself a beast. He says that Kamala is a kinder, gentler human being, but he knows how to dig down deep and become a ferocious beast himself. He says Kamala has to become a beast in order to beat Bigelow. Shawn Michaels says the fans of the WWF are riding so high as they believe there is a man in the WWF who has what it takes to knock him off the top in the form of Tatanka. Shawn says Tatanka has the shot he has been waiting for, but Tatanka is living in a dream world and is about to be smacked back into reality when he finds out why he is the WWF Intercontinental Champion.
We see the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna for the WWF Championship match at WrestleMania 9, courtesy of Wrestling Challenge. WWF President Jack Tunney is there to moderate the contract signing. Yokozuna is introduced, followed by Bret. Yokozuna and Bret stare down, then eventually sit on opposite ends of the table. Bret and Yokozuna sign their contracts, and Yokozuna stares at Bret while signing while Bret's eyes are on his contract. Both men then stand up as Mr. Fuji says that this is official and that Yokozuna will become the new WWF Champion while saying "Sayonara" to Bret. Bret tells Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna to keep one thing in mind: he will be completely in focus and 100%, and that they will find out why he is the WWF Champion. Yokozuna then shoves the table into Bret, then shoves him to the mat and stomps him near the corner before hitting him with a Banzai Drop. Referees and officials rush in to command Yokozuna to leave the ring, and despite being hurt, Bret is briefly able to get up before falling down again. Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna then leave the ring, then Bret tries to get on his feet again as he picks up the WWF Championship. He does, but it obvious that he is hurt.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Barry Hardy and Dwayne Gill.
We see a tribute video for the very first inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame, the late Andre the Giant.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster) DiBiase says Hulk Hogan may have his fans fooled, but not them, and that while he may be avenging Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, he is also taking the WWF tag team titles away from them as well as the praise, glory and adulation that comes with them to feed his ego, and says that isn't happening. Irwin R. Schyster says they have a pocket full of kryptonite in the form of a armor piercing briefcase. We then hear from The Megamaniacs (Brutus and Hogan). Brutus says that if Money Inc. thinks they can hurt him, they have another thing coming as Hulk Hogan tried to break his mask with a machine gun and an M-67 Abrams tank, but nothing happened. Hogan tells the camera to get a look at the pump in his python, and Jimmy Hart says it is because he puts kryptonite in his cereal every morning. Hogan says he wishes he had Superman here, as he would beat him in an arm wrestling match. Hogan says he is back because the little Hulkamaniacs believed in him and lived through him, and became his heroes while he was gone as they set the stage for what is about to happen. He says Hulkamania has gained power and momentum, and it will become greater than ever. We also hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Bearer tells Harvey Wippleman that WrestleMania 9 is a week away, and he can already smell the formaldehyde and Giant Gonzales is gone. The Undertaker says the sands now fall rapidly through the hourglass, and soon Giant Gonzales will take his rightful place along with the other battered corpses in the graveyard, and he will possess his soul.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats an unnamed opponent. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Perfect, who says that Luger will realize there is only one Mr. Perfect after WrestleMania, and that is him.
Sean Mooney advertises the Raw tapings for April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, as well as WrestleMania 9. We hear from Razor Ramon, who says that WrestleMania 9 is right around the corner, and tells Bob Backlund that he is the past and to look at his future. We also hear from Crush, who says that the time has come, and while Doink has tricks up his sleeves and is one heck of a wrestler. He tells him to bring his tricks and his skills, as he will take him for a ride and show him who the real pineapple head is.
We see a replay of the aftermath of the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna to end the show.
Next week: Giant Gonzales, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Shawn Michaels are live from Las Vegas!
We see the music video for "WrestleMania."
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is seen at a lumber yard. He says that the last time he had a chance to talk to the fans, he was sitting at home, licking his wounds and feeling sorry for himself. He listened to what his father and his wife Debra had to say, and one night, it hit him. He had to kick himself in the pants and pull himself up by the bootstraps, and he decided to take on Yokozuna again. His mission now is to avenge himself, his family and his flag with his brand-new American-made 2x4, as this is the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat two unnamed opponents. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Rick says they know The Headshrinkers don't care about whether or not they hurt their opponents as that is right up their alley. At WrestleMania 9, they will all know where they stand. Scott says that if The Headshrinkers know any prayers, they had better start saying them.
Sean Mooney advertises the Raw tapings for April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, as well as WrestleMania 9. We hear from Reverend Slick and Kamala. Reverend Slick says Bam Bam Bigelow calls himself a beast. He says that Kamala is a kinder, gentler human being, but he knows how to dig down deep and become a ferocious beast himself. He says Kamala has to become a beast in order to beat Bigelow. Shawn Michaels says the fans of the WWF are riding so high as they believe there is a man in the WWF who has what it takes to knock him off the top in the form of Tatanka. Shawn says Tatanka has the shot he has been waiting for, but Tatanka is living in a dream world and is about to be smacked back into reality when he finds out why he is the WWF Intercontinental Champion.
We see the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna for the WWF Championship match at WrestleMania 9, courtesy of Wrestling Challenge. WWF President Jack Tunney is there to moderate the contract signing. Yokozuna is introduced, followed by Bret. Yokozuna and Bret stare down, then eventually sit on opposite ends of the table. Bret and Yokozuna sign their contracts, and Yokozuna stares at Bret while signing while Bret's eyes are on his contract. Both men then stand up as Mr. Fuji says that this is official and that Yokozuna will become the new WWF Champion while saying "Sayonara" to Bret. Bret tells Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna to keep one thing in mind: he will be completely in focus and 100%, and that they will find out why he is the WWF Champion. Yokozuna then shoves the table into Bret, then shoves him to the mat and stomps him near the corner before hitting him with a Banzai Drop. Referees and officials rush in to command Yokozuna to leave the ring, and despite being hurt, Bret is briefly able to get up before falling down again. Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna then leave the ring, then Bret tries to get on his feet again as he picks up the WWF Championship. He does, but it obvious that he is hurt.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Barry Hardy and Dwayne Gill.
We see a tribute video for the very first inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame, the late Andre the Giant.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and Irwin R. Schyster) DiBiase says Hulk Hogan may have his fans fooled, but not them, and that while he may be avenging Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, he is also taking the WWF tag team titles away from them as well as the praise, glory and adulation that comes with them to feed his ego, and says that isn't happening. Irwin R. Schyster says they have a pocket full of kryptonite in the form of a armor piercing briefcase. We then hear from The Megamaniacs (Brutus and Hogan). Brutus says that if Money Inc. thinks they can hurt him, they have another thing coming as Hulk Hogan tried to break his mask with a machine gun and an M-67 Abrams tank, but nothing happened. Hogan tells the camera to get a look at the pump in his python, and Jimmy Hart says it is because he puts kryptonite in his cereal every morning. Hogan says he wishes he had Superman here, as he would beat him in an arm wrestling match. Hogan says he is back because the little Hulkamaniacs believed in him and lived through him, and became his heroes while he was gone as they set the stage for what is about to happen. He says Hulkamania has gained power and momentum, and it will become greater than ever. We also hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Bearer tells Harvey Wippleman that WrestleMania 9 is a week away, and he can already smell the formaldehyde and Giant Gonzales is gone. The Undertaker says the sands now fall rapidly through the hourglass, and soon Giant Gonzales will take his rightful place along with the other battered corpses in the graveyard, and he will possess his soul.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats an unnamed opponent. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Perfect, who says that Luger will realize there is only one Mr. Perfect after WrestleMania, and that is him.
Sean Mooney advertises the Raw tapings for April 26th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York, as well as WrestleMania 9. We hear from Razor Ramon, who says that WrestleMania 9 is right around the corner, and tells Bob Backlund that he is the past and to look at his future. We also hear from Crush, who says that the time has come, and while Doink has tricks up his sleeves and is one heck of a wrestler. He tells him to bring his tricks and his skills, as he will take him for a ride and show him who the real pineapple head is.
We see a replay of the aftermath of the contract signing between Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Yokozuna to end the show.
Next week: Giant Gonzales, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Shawn Michaels are live from Las Vegas!
Saturday, February 27, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 27, 1993
Raymond Rougeau is seen interviewing Doink backstage. Doink says he has a big surprise for the The Big Boss Man, then says Big Boss Man is a joke. He then grabs Rogeau's handkerchief and pretends to perform a magic trick only to sneeze in it.
Yokozuna beats Brian West.
We hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's father, a retired chief of police of Glens Falls, New York. Mr. Duggan says that Jim's ribs are pretty bad, and says Jim feels he has let his family, friends and country down. He says that Jim has let nobody down, and says that the sooner Jim returns to the ring, the better. He says that nobody carries the American flag like Jim does, and that he is damn proud of him.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla at Westerly Health Foods, 913 8th Avenue, New York, New York from 1 to 3 PM on March 12th. He also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man' Randy Savage will take on Doink and the team of Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will take on the team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect. We hear from Hart and Perfect. Perfect says some things in this world were just meant to be, and that the team of him and Bret is one of them. He says the team of Luger and Razor think they are running the World Wrestling Federation, but they have another thing coming. Bret tells Luger he bugs him a lot, and that he does not like how he looks in the mirror and thinks himself a great wrestler, and tells Razor that he will find out they are the baddest. Also, "El Matador" Tito Santana will be taking on "The King" Jerry Lawler." We hear from Lawler, who says that he is coming to the Big Apple in his inaugural appearance at the Garden. He tells all the peasants to kiss his feet as he makes his way to the ring, and says that Santana will be kissing his feet and thinking a bull ran him over before he leaves it.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Wippleman says he interfered in the Royal Rumble and had Gonzales interfere because The Undertaker ruined his business relationship with Kamala by putting him in a coffin at Survivor Series, and says Kamala has never been the same since. He says that The Undertaker will never be the same after what Giant Gonzales did to him at Royal Rumble. Wippleman says he will give The Undertaker credit as he is a big man, but Giant Gonzales is a giant, and when he gets his giant hands on The Undertaker once again, The Undertaker will see a giant defeat, a giant humiliation and a giant funeral.Gonzales grabs the microphone and tells The Undertaker he will bury him.
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The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Mark Ming and Jim Gorman.
Before the next match, Doink offers The Big Boss Man a present, but when the Boss Man doesn't take, he nails him in the face with it.
Doink beats The Big Boss Man in a match from Wrestling Challenge after grabbing something out of his suit in the corner and squirting The Big Boss Man with some sort of green mist with it. When the referee sees the green all over Big Boss Man's face and hands, Doink is disqualified and the victory is reversed and given to The Big Boss Man.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart says that when you are WWF Champion, it is always in your best interest to size up your opponents. He says that Yokozuna has wiped out every opponent he has ever stepped in the ring with, including "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He knows he will be the underdog at WrestleMania 9 and accepts that, but he has the dedication, the tenacity and the excellence of execution. He says that Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna will learn that the bigger you are, the wider you spread, and that Yokozuna may have spread himself a little bit too thin.
Shawn Michaels says the only thing that turns him on is gold, and all that glitters is him as he sparkles from head to toe. He tells Tatanka that at WrestleMania 9, he will give him the shot he thinks he deserves, but it will take a whole tribe of Inidians to defeat him and take the Intercontinental Championship. Tatanka tells Shawn that they are at war at WrestleMania 9 They were at war before, but he proved to all his people, all his braves and to Shawn he could beat him, but at WrestleMania 9, it will be for all the gold. He has a vision with all his people and says this is his destiny, and after he says he will not let his people down, he tells Shawn he had better be prepared.
Crush tells Doink that the countdown for WrestleMania 9 has begun. Doink may have put him out with a concussion that almost ended his career, but he did not get the job done, and WrestleMania 9 will see a new Crush with a rage that will explode like a volcano.
It is announced that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at WrestleMania 9.
Felton Spencer of the Minneapolis Timberwolves finds out that not only is Mr. Perfect perfect, he can play basketball.
Before the next match, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger hits Jimmy Powers with a clothesline from behind for posing in front of his mirror and making light of his posing.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jimmy Powers. Two referees and a medical doctor have to check on Powers after the match after he is seemingly knocked unconscious, but Powers is able to get up.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be defending the WWF Championship that night against one of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu). He then advertises the show for Madison Square Garden on March 21st, and we hear from Doink, who will be taking on "Macho Man" Randy Savage that night. Doink says that anyone who claims to be the man of men in a voice other than his own is living a lie, and anyone who claims to be macho to anybody is very insecure. He considers himself to be an instrument of nature and a product of his own environment, and considers himself truth. He says a day of reckoning is coming, and that he will expose Savage for what he really is. We then hear from Savage, who looks forward to facing Doink after what he did to Crush and calling him insecure. He calls Doink a cop-out who is hiding behind a mask. He says he will test him in Madison Square Garden, and everyone will find out what Doink is made of. Also, Tatanka will face Papa Shango and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster).
Next week: Crush! Razor Ramon! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! A special interview with Bret "Hit Man" Hart!
Yokozuna beats Brian West.
We hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's father, a retired chief of police of Glens Falls, New York. Mr. Duggan says that Jim's ribs are pretty bad, and says Jim feels he has let his family, friends and country down. He says that Jim has let nobody down, and says that the sooner Jim returns to the ring, the better. He says that nobody carries the American flag like Jim does, and that he is damn proud of him.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla at Westerly Health Foods, 913 8th Avenue, New York, New York from 1 to 3 PM on March 12th. He also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man' Randy Savage will take on Doink and the team of Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will take on the team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect. We hear from Hart and Perfect. Perfect says some things in this world were just meant to be, and that the team of him and Bret is one of them. He says the team of Luger and Razor think they are running the World Wrestling Federation, but they have another thing coming. Bret tells Luger he bugs him a lot, and that he does not like how he looks in the mirror and thinks himself a great wrestler, and tells Razor that he will find out they are the baddest. Also, "El Matador" Tito Santana will be taking on "The King" Jerry Lawler." We hear from Lawler, who says that he is coming to the Big Apple in his inaugural appearance at the Garden. He tells all the peasants to kiss his feet as he makes his way to the ring, and says that Santana will be kissing his feet and thinking a bull ran him over before he leaves it.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Wippleman says he interfered in the Royal Rumble and had Gonzales interfere because The Undertaker ruined his business relationship with Kamala by putting him in a coffin at Survivor Series, and says Kamala has never been the same since. He says that The Undertaker will never be the same after what Giant Gonzales did to him at Royal Rumble. Wippleman says he will give The Undertaker credit as he is a big man, but Giant Gonzales is a giant, and when he gets his giant hands on The Undertaker once again, The Undertaker will see a giant defeat, a giant humiliation and a giant funeral.Gonzales grabs the microphone and tells The Undertaker he will bury him.
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The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Mark Ming and Jim Gorman.
Before the next match, Doink offers The Big Boss Man a present, but when the Boss Man doesn't take, he nails him in the face with it.
Doink beats The Big Boss Man in a match from Wrestling Challenge after grabbing something out of his suit in the corner and squirting The Big Boss Man with some sort of green mist with it. When the referee sees the green all over Big Boss Man's face and hands, Doink is disqualified and the victory is reversed and given to The Big Boss Man.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart says that when you are WWF Champion, it is always in your best interest to size up your opponents. He says that Yokozuna has wiped out every opponent he has ever stepped in the ring with, including "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He knows he will be the underdog at WrestleMania 9 and accepts that, but he has the dedication, the tenacity and the excellence of execution. He says that Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna will learn that the bigger you are, the wider you spread, and that Yokozuna may have spread himself a little bit too thin.
Shawn Michaels says the only thing that turns him on is gold, and all that glitters is him as he sparkles from head to toe. He tells Tatanka that at WrestleMania 9, he will give him the shot he thinks he deserves, but it will take a whole tribe of Inidians to defeat him and take the Intercontinental Championship. Tatanka tells Shawn that they are at war at WrestleMania 9 They were at war before, but he proved to all his people, all his braves and to Shawn he could beat him, but at WrestleMania 9, it will be for all the gold. He has a vision with all his people and says this is his destiny, and after he says he will not let his people down, he tells Shawn he had better be prepared.
Crush tells Doink that the countdown for WrestleMania 9 has begun. Doink may have put him out with a concussion that almost ended his career, but he did not get the job done, and WrestleMania 9 will see a new Crush with a rage that will explode like a volcano.
It is announced that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at WrestleMania 9.
Felton Spencer of the Minneapolis Timberwolves finds out that not only is Mr. Perfect perfect, he can play basketball.
Before the next match, "The Narcissist" Lex Luger hits Jimmy Powers with a clothesline from behind for posing in front of his mirror and making light of his posing.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jimmy Powers. Two referees and a medical doctor have to check on Powers after the match after he is seemingly knocked unconscious, but Powers is able to get up.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for this Monday night at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be defending the WWF Championship that night against one of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu). He then advertises the show for Madison Square Garden on March 21st, and we hear from Doink, who will be taking on "Macho Man" Randy Savage that night. Doink says that anyone who claims to be the man of men in a voice other than his own is living a lie, and anyone who claims to be macho to anybody is very insecure. He considers himself to be an instrument of nature and a product of his own environment, and considers himself truth. He says a day of reckoning is coming, and that he will expose Savage for what he really is. We then hear from Savage, who looks forward to facing Doink after what he did to Crush and calling him insecure. He calls Doink a cop-out who is hiding behind a mask. He says he will test him in Madison Square Garden, and everyone will find out what Doink is made of. Also, Tatanka will face Papa Shango and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster).
Next week: Crush! Razor Ramon! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! A special interview with Bret "Hit Man" Hart!
Monday, February 22, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for February 22, 1993
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Scott Taylor.
Earlier this week, Vince McMahon interviewed Hulk Hogan. Hogan considers the Hulkamaniacs who carried on without him in the last year as his heroes, and even though he has made mistakes in the past, focusing on the positives is not only a part of Hulkamania, it conquers all.
Tatanka and The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs) beat Shawn Michaels and The Beverly Brothers (Bo and Luke Beverly).
Sean Mooney interviews some people outside, and they are all too happy to see Hulk Hogan return.
Crush beats "Terrific" Terry Taylor with the Kona Crusher.
Vince McMahon interviews Hulk Hogan in the ring. Hulk says he cannot believe what happened to Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake last week, but is glad to know he is okay. He thanks God for being with Brutus and Jimmy Hart for stopping the second briefcase blow to Brutus' head. He's on a mission, and he's back in the World Wrestling Federation. He wants to right the wrong by Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), and he calls out Brutus, who shows up with bruises and bandages on his face. Brutus thanks God and Jimmy Hart as well, then Hulk announces that he and Brutus have a new manager: Jimmy Hart. Jimmy shows up, and now that he's no longer aligned with Money Inc., he is proud to wear the red and yellow, and believes Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Hulk Hogan will be the greatest tag team of all time. Hulk then lays down the first order of the business for the newly-christened Megamaniacs: take down Money Inc. any way they can.
The Undertaker faces Skinner, but the show ends before the match does due to time constraints.
Earlier this week, Vince McMahon interviewed Hulk Hogan. Hogan considers the Hulkamaniacs who carried on without him in the last year as his heroes, and even though he has made mistakes in the past, focusing on the positives is not only a part of Hulkamania, it conquers all.
Tatanka and The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs) beat Shawn Michaels and The Beverly Brothers (Bo and Luke Beverly).
Sean Mooney interviews some people outside, and they are all too happy to see Hulk Hogan return.
Crush beats "Terrific" Terry Taylor with the Kona Crusher.
Vince McMahon interviews Hulk Hogan in the ring. Hulk says he cannot believe what happened to Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake last week, but is glad to know he is okay. He thanks God for being with Brutus and Jimmy Hart for stopping the second briefcase blow to Brutus' head. He's on a mission, and he's back in the World Wrestling Federation. He wants to right the wrong by Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), and he calls out Brutus, who shows up with bruises and bandages on his face. Brutus thanks God and Jimmy Hart as well, then Hulk announces that he and Brutus have a new manager: Jimmy Hart. Jimmy shows up, and now that he's no longer aligned with Money Inc., he is proud to wear the red and yellow, and believes Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Hulk Hogan will be the greatest tag team of all time. Hulk then lays down the first order of the business for the newly-christened Megamaniacs: take down Money Inc. any way they can.
The Undertaker faces Skinner, but the show ends before the match does due to time constraints.
Saturday, June 6, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 6, 1992
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Stone with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that Bret Hart will not be lucky as the mirror he looks into every single day when he beats him for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
We look back on the beating The Big Boss Man received last week, and learned that the man in the orange jumpsuit is an ex-convict who goes by the name "Nailz." We then hear from Nailz, who asks who the boss is now and says that the beating he gave Boss Man was the first in a long line of beatings. He tells Boss Man that he is in his prison now and that he has thrown away the key, and there is nothing he can do about it and nobody who will be able to stop him now.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beats Reno Riggins and Major Yates. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they will be blasting off all over The Nasty Boys, and Koko B. Ware says that they aren't going to stop until they reach the top. Owen says the sparks are going to fly, and Koko tells The Nasty Boys to get ready for them.
"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich beats Mike Collins. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Von Erich, who says that David Dearth will win the WBF Championship. He then states that he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.
We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Hart says The Mountie can sing, dance and wrestle, then the two of them perform The Mountie's theme song briefly before telling Sgt. Slaughter that he is nothing but a sergeant, and that he will show him that he is law and order one more time. We then hear from Virgil, who gives the fans around the world a hand for standing behind him in the face of top competition and strange people like Kamala (saying he loves the jungle), Papa Shango (saying he was born on Friday the 13th), and Nailz (saying he is from the streets just like him) that he is more than ready for.
Before the next match, The Genius recites a poem: "The L.O.D. are sissies / that's the simple, honest truth / Their conduct is repulsive / and predictably uncouth / Before the Beverly Brothers / put an end to their disgrace / Let The Genius reassure you / this will help the human race." The Beverly Brothers then take the plastic Legion of Doom shoulder pads off of a child and paint "LOS" on them in yellow paint.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Mike Samples and Scott Bailey. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers. They make fun of Paul Ellering for "being a sissy" like Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk. After the match, The Beverly Brothers paint "LOS" on the chest of one of their opponents before placing a Road Warrior Animal wig on top of his head and placing the shoulder pads of the child from earlier on him.
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says that he has been in the World Wrestling Federation for a number of years and that there has never been more opportunity than there is right now. He says there is a big race to the top, and everyone is gunning for championship gold. He says it is tough and only the strong survive, but you must be smart as well as tough, and he has what it takes. We then hear from Kamala, Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says he has told Kim Chee just the other day that he wants Kamala under his tutelage so he can take over the WWF, and the only way to do that is to have Kamala beat all the top Superstars. He gives the Superstars a lot of credit for not backing down, but they will be defeated on the way to the WWF Championship.
Crush beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Crush, who predicts that Gary Strydom will crush the competition in the WBF Championship this weekend. Also, he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Papa Shango on the stage. Shango asks The Ultimate Warrior how it feels to not be in control. He tells The Warrior he has entered his dark world, and that he has stepped into his black circle, which is closing on him. Papa Shango leaves, then Shango casts a spell that causes black goo to come out from underneath the right sleeve of Okerlund's jacket.
High Energy ("The Rocket" Owen Hart and Koko B. Ware) beat Kato and Kevin Krueger. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys will nasty-cize High Energy, and Sags says there will be no birds flying or rockets soaring when they feel that nasty sensation. Knobbs says the rocket will crash and burn and the bird will get plucked when they short circuit High Energy.
Repo Man beats Dan Robbins with a single leg Boston Crab. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says that he is the best dog catcher in the country in addition to being the best repo man, and that The British Bulldog will find out there is no escaping him when he becomes his master. After the match, Repo Man ties his rope around Dan Robbins' ankles and drags him around the ring before leg dropping him in the back of his neck.
We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk). Animal says there are a lot of great tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation, but out of all the teams, there is only one great team and that is them. Hawk says WWF can set them up, and they will knock them down. Paul Ellering says he has returned to dare Jimmy Hart and The Genius to stick their noses in their business, saying it will be his business when they do. We then hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says it is first class all the way with them, as money comes to money, and they will not let The Natural Disasters take away their tag team titles and their money. I.R.S. says all the luxury they receive is tax-deductible, and there is nothing anybody can do about it.
Next week: Shawn Michaels! Kamala! Tatanka! Nailz! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
We look back on the beating The Big Boss Man received last week, and learned that the man in the orange jumpsuit is an ex-convict who goes by the name "Nailz." We then hear from Nailz, who asks who the boss is now and says that the beating he gave Boss Man was the first in a long line of beatings. He tells Boss Man that he is in his prison now and that he has thrown away the key, and there is nothing he can do about it and nobody who will be able to stop him now.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beats Reno Riggins and Major Yates. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they will be blasting off all over The Nasty Boys, and Koko B. Ware says that they aren't going to stop until they reach the top. Owen says the sparks are going to fly, and Koko tells The Nasty Boys to get ready for them.
"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich beats Mike Collins. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Von Erich, who says that David Dearth will win the WBF Championship. He then states that he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.
We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Hart says The Mountie can sing, dance and wrestle, then the two of them perform The Mountie's theme song briefly before telling Sgt. Slaughter that he is nothing but a sergeant, and that he will show him that he is law and order one more time. We then hear from Virgil, who gives the fans around the world a hand for standing behind him in the face of top competition and strange people like Kamala (saying he loves the jungle), Papa Shango (saying he was born on Friday the 13th), and Nailz (saying he is from the streets just like him) that he is more than ready for.
Before the next match, The Genius recites a poem: "The L.O.D. are sissies / that's the simple, honest truth / Their conduct is repulsive / and predictably uncouth / Before the Beverly Brothers / put an end to their disgrace / Let The Genius reassure you / this will help the human race." The Beverly Brothers then take the plastic Legion of Doom shoulder pads off of a child and paint "LOS" on them in yellow paint.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Mike Samples and Scott Bailey. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers. They make fun of Paul Ellering for "being a sissy" like Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk. After the match, The Beverly Brothers paint "LOS" on the chest of one of their opponents before placing a Road Warrior Animal wig on top of his head and placing the shoulder pads of the child from earlier on him.
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says that he has been in the World Wrestling Federation for a number of years and that there has never been more opportunity than there is right now. He says there is a big race to the top, and everyone is gunning for championship gold. He says it is tough and only the strong survive, but you must be smart as well as tough, and he has what it takes. We then hear from Kamala, Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says he has told Kim Chee just the other day that he wants Kamala under his tutelage so he can take over the WWF, and the only way to do that is to have Kamala beat all the top Superstars. He gives the Superstars a lot of credit for not backing down, but they will be defeated on the way to the WWF Championship.
Crush beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Crush, who predicts that Gary Strydom will crush the competition in the WBF Championship this weekend. Also, he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Papa Shango on the stage. Shango asks The Ultimate Warrior how it feels to not be in control. He tells The Warrior he has entered his dark world, and that he has stepped into his black circle, which is closing on him. Papa Shango leaves, then Shango casts a spell that causes black goo to come out from underneath the right sleeve of Okerlund's jacket.
High Energy ("The Rocket" Owen Hart and Koko B. Ware) beat Kato and Kevin Krueger. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys will nasty-cize High Energy, and Sags says there will be no birds flying or rockets soaring when they feel that nasty sensation. Knobbs says the rocket will crash and burn and the bird will get plucked when they short circuit High Energy.
Repo Man beats Dan Robbins with a single leg Boston Crab. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says that he is the best dog catcher in the country in addition to being the best repo man, and that The British Bulldog will find out there is no escaping him when he becomes his master. After the match, Repo Man ties his rope around Dan Robbins' ankles and drags him around the ring before leg dropping him in the back of his neck.
We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk). Animal says there are a lot of great tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation, but out of all the teams, there is only one great team and that is them. Hawk says WWF can set them up, and they will knock them down. Paul Ellering says he has returned to dare Jimmy Hart and The Genius to stick their noses in their business, saying it will be his business when they do. We then hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says it is first class all the way with them, as money comes to money, and they will not let The Natural Disasters take away their tag team titles and their money. I.R.S. says all the luxury they receive is tax-deductible, and there is nothing anybody can do about it.
Next week: Shawn Michaels! Kamala! Tatanka! Nailz! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
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