Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 6, 1992

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Tom Stone with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels and Sensational Sherri. Shawn says that Bret Hart will not be lucky as the mirror he looks into every single day when he beats him for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.

We look back on the beating The Big Boss Man received last week, and learned that the man in the orange jumpsuit is an ex-convict who goes by the name "Nailz." We then hear from Nailz, who asks who the boss is now and says that the beating he gave Boss Man was the first in a long line of beatings. He tells Boss Man that he is in his prison now and that he has thrown away the key, and there is nothing he can do about it and nobody who will be able to stop him now.

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beats Reno Riggins and Major Yates. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they will be blasting off all over The Nasty Boys, and Koko B. Ware says that they aren't going to stop until they reach the top. Owen says the sparks are going to fly, and Koko tells The Nasty Boys to get ready for them.

"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich beats Mike Collins. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Von Erich, who says that David Dearth will win the WBF Championship. He then states that he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.

We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Hart says The Mountie can sing, dance and wrestle, then the two of them perform The Mountie's theme song briefly before telling Sgt. Slaughter that he is nothing but a sergeant, and that he will show him that he is law and order one more time. We then hear from Virgil, who gives the fans around the world a hand for standing behind him in the face of top competition and strange people like Kamala (saying he loves the jungle), Papa Shango (saying he was born on Friday the 13th), and Nailz (saying he is from the streets just like him) that he is more than ready for.

Before the next match, The Genius recites a poem: "The L.O.D. are sissies / that's the simple, honest truth / Their conduct is repulsive / and predictably uncouth / Before the Beverly Brothers / put an end to their disgrace / Let The Genius reassure you / this will help the human race." The Beverly Brothers then take the plastic Legion of Doom shoulder pads off of a child and paint "LOS" on them in yellow paint.

The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) beat Mike Samples and Scott Bailey. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers. They make fun of Paul Ellering for "being a sissy" like Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk. After the match, The Beverly Brothers paint "LOS" on the chest of one of their opponents before placing a Road Warrior Animal wig on top of his head and placing the shoulder pads of the child from earlier on him.

We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says that he has been in the World Wrestling Federation for a number of years and that there has never been more opportunity than there is right now. He says there is a big race to the top, and everyone is gunning for championship gold. He says it is tough and only the strong survive, but you must be smart as well as tough, and he has what it takes. We then hear from Kamala, Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says he has told Kim Chee just the other day that he wants Kamala under his tutelage so he can take over the WWF, and the only way to do that is to have Kamala beat all the top Superstars. He gives the Superstars a lot of credit for not backing down, but they will be defeated on the way to the WWF Championship.

Crush beats George Anderson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Crush, who predicts that Gary Strydom will crush the competition in the WBF Championship this weekend. Also, he will be at the Personal Fitness Expo next weekend.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Papa Shango on the stage. Shango asks The Ultimate Warrior how it feels to not be in control. He tells The Warrior he has entered his dark world, and that he has stepped into his black circle, which is closing on him. Papa Shango leaves, then Shango casts a spell that causes black goo to come out from underneath the right sleeve of Okerlund's jacket.

High Energy ("The Rocket" Owen Hart and Koko B. Ware) beat Kato and Kevin Krueger. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys will nasty-cize High Energy, and Sags says there will be no birds flying or rockets soaring when they feel that nasty sensation. Knobbs says the rocket will crash and burn and the bird will get plucked when they short circuit High Energy.

Repo Man beats Dan Robbins with a single leg Boston Crab. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Repo Man, who says that he is the best dog catcher in the country in addition to being the best repo man, and that The British Bulldog will find out there is no escaping him when he becomes his master. After the match, Repo Man ties his rope around Dan Robbins' ankles and drags him around the ring before leg dropping him in the back of his neck.

We hear from The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk). Animal says there are a lot of great tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation, but out of all the teams, there is only one great team and that is them. Hawk says WWF can set them up, and they will knock them down. Paul Ellering says he has returned to dare Jimmy Hart and The Genius to stick their noses in their business, saying it will be his business when they do. We then hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says it is first class all the way with them, as money comes to money, and they will not let The Natural Disasters take away their tag team titles and their money. I.R.S. says all the luxury they receive is tax-deductible, and there is nothing anybody can do about it.

Next week: Shawn Michaels! Kamala! Tatanka! Nailz! A special interview with "Macho Man" Randy Savage!