Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 30, 1992

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Kato and Rich Mitchell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), with Blake stating that The Legion of Doom wear what they wear because they are a bunch of "sissies." The Genius is overheard calling Paul Ellering a sissy as well.

Papa Shango vs. Brian Brieger ends in a no-contest when Papa Shango goes into a trance and the lights go out. When they come back on, Brieger's feet are suddenly on fire and Brieger's face is covered in black goo.

We hear from Tatanka, who says he came to represent his people and compete fairly and competitively in the ring. Unfortunately, "The Model" Rick Martel kept him from doing that when he sprayed Arrogance into his eyes, but he overcame that. Martel then mocked his people by taking the feathers handed down to him from his great-grandfather and mocked him and his heritage even more while hearing the feathers as a fashion statement. He tells Martel to have his fun, for it will be over and he will take back what is his. We also hear from Repo Man, who says that his job is never done and it is hard when people don't want him to do his job, forcing him to work in the dead of night. As for The British Bulldog, what is Bulldog's is his, and if The British Bulldog barks too long, he will put the leash on and choke him.

Sgt. Slaughter beats Bob Bradley with the Cobra Clutch. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Jimmy Hart and The Mountie. Jimmy Hart asks Slaughter if he is ready to surrender, while The Mountie states that 80,000 volts gives him all the power to make Slaughter surrender.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats Jim Powers with the Boston Crab. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Martel, who says that Tatanka keeps whining and crying and that the warpath he travels now will soon be a trail of tears.

We hear from The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that The Nasty Boys can talk the talk and back up that walk. Sags tells High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) that their high flying does not cut it and that they are going to Nastyville and never coming back. Knobbs says that they have been tag team champions already and they will be tag team champions again, and they are coming at High Energy with everything they've got. We then hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer says many of the top stars of the WWF have tried and failed to put an end to The Undertaker, and now Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker are the latest to fail and pay. The Undertaker calls their feudal attempt of putting an end to him must now be punished, and says their actions must be dealt with in the most hideous, vicious way he knows. He then tells them to "rest in Hell."

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The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) beat Duane Gill and Mike Fury. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). I.R.S. says that The Natural Disasters have learned to stay out of their business, and DiBiase says that Money Inc. has so much money that they can handle any natural disaster.

The Big Boss Man beats Dave Roulette. After the match, a man in an orange jumpsuit leaps out of the crowd and attacks The Big Boss Man with his own nightstick as Big Boss Man slaps Dave Roulette after the match. After a few knees to the face, the man in the jumpsuit handcuffs Boss Man to the top rope before beating him with his own nightstick again. He then un-cuffs Boss Man while he is still down only to cuff his hands behind his back before choking Boss Man with his own nightstick, then slaps him in the face and spits on him before kicking him in the ribs. Officials head to the ring, but the man in the jumpsuit chases them away with the nightstick before leaving through the crowd. Officials and referees then check on Boss Man, then take him to the back on a stretcher.

The Berzerker beats Glenn Ruth by count-out.

We hear from Crush, who says that when your name is Crush and you eat guys like The Mountie and "The Model" Rick Martel for lunch, you have a short stack of junked cars for breakfast.

We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who says that he is not The Mountie and that The Mountie has done something to him that no man has ever done: knock him down for one hour. He tells The Mountie he should have gotten the job done and taken him out completely. He then says he wants to hear The Mountie's neck snap, crackle and pop when he gets him in the Cobra Clutch. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that everyone talks about "the excellence of execution" and admits it is hard to live up to. At WrestleMania 8, he came close to getting his bell rung, but he walked out as WWF Intercontinental Championship. He says he is back on top and ready to take on anybody anywhere, and if Shawn Michaels wants to be the first, that is fine, as he has respect for him and all the wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation; it just so happens he is up against "The Excellence of Execution."

Next week: A special interview with Papa Shango! Bret "Hit Man" Hart! The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly)! Crush! An update on The Big Boss Man's condition!