Before the opening match, "The King" Jerry Lawler gives Owen Hart one last chance to walk to the back without getting his teeth kicked in, but tells him to get on his knees and kiss his feet as he is the real king of the World Wrestling Federation. Owen Hart spits on them instead, and this starts the match.
"The King" Jerry Lawler grabs the tights to beat Owen Hart. After the match, Lawler says that he hopes that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and his parents are watching as Owen now knows who the real king of wrestling is. He tells Owen he had one chance to kiss his feet, and that he'll be kissing them now as he stomps on him a few times.
Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat John Rechner and Glenn Ruth.
Earlier today, Vince McMahon put a call through to WWF President Jack Tunney. Tunney says he has never come across so many people supporting Lex Luger's plea for a match with Yokozuna in his time in the WWF, and notes that Mr. Fuji has stated that Luger has an unfair advantage due to the metal plate in his forearm from his motorcycle accident. Nevertheless, the match between Luger and Yokozuna for the WWF Championship is on, but there is a catch: Luger must wear an approved forearm pad over the forearm with the steel plate in it.
Lex Luger is on the Lex Express and has just gotten word that he has gotten his match with Yokozuna. Luger says that the forearm pad stipulation does not faze him, and is grateful for the opportunity. He says that the call for action will continue until SummerSlam, where he will beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship.
Ludvig Borga beats Jason Henning.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the August 27th show at the Nassau Coliseum in New York City, where Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). Also, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Undertaker will take on Giant Gonzales and Mr. Hughes in tag team action. Mr. Perfect will take on Bam Bam Bigelow, The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will face The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, Tatanka will face Doink, and Razor Ramon will take on "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Okerlund then interviews Mr. Hughes and Harvey Wippleman on one side and "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the other side. Savage knows Mr. Hughes has The Undertaker's urn, and he will take Gonzales and Hughes up and The Undertaker will bring them down. Savage is also looking to take "The King" Jerry Lawler out of the WWF on August 13th. Harvey Wippleman says that Giant Gonzales wants nothing to do with the people of New York, while Mr. Hughes says the urn blongs to nobody but himself.
The 1-2-3 Kid faces "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase next week on Wrestling Challenge!
Papa Shango beats Chaz Ware. (Chaz Ware will later be known as Mosh of The Headbangers in a few years' time.)
Mr. Perfect beats Reno Riggins.
Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) beats Darren Trujillo and Bret Tyler in their Wrestling Challenge debut. During the match, The 1-2-3 Kid says it is an honor to be in the same ring as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, and he will do his best to prove himself next week.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the Mdison Square Garden show for August 13th. Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty will take on Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow. The 1-2-3 Kid will take on Doink, The Smoking Gunns will face The Headshrinkers, "Macho Man" Randy Savage goes up against "The King" Jerry Lawler and Bret "Hit Man" Hart will face Yokozuna inside a steel cage for the WWF Championship. Okerlund then interviews Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty. Perfect says there's a lot of talent in the night's six-man tag match, especially Shawn, who doesn't want to face any of them. Tatanka says there's no love lost between him and Bam Bam Bigelow, as Bigelow ran to the back last time they met. Jannetty says they'll go three all three men five minutes at a time, and hopes Diesel can take going 3-on-1.
Next weeK; The Quebecers debut! Adam Bomb! Tatanka! The Undertaker in The King's Court!
"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase says it will be an extreme honor for The 1-2-3 Kid to be in the ring with him, as he will go down like the thousands before him. He says that everybody has a price, and this is one time that all the money in the world won't save The 1-2-3 Kid from being beaten by him.
The Lex Express is coming to Alexandria Bay, Utica, Buffalo, Erie, Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh!
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Sunday, July 25, 1993
Saturday, June 5, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for June 5, 1993
Before the next match, Papa Shango says he will be entering his dark world. Many men have entered his dark circle, but no man has ever left.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Papa Shango with the Sharpshooter.
We see The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) play Royal Rumble on Super Nintendo, available this Tuesday.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Tim McNeany and Scott Taylor. After the match, The Headshrinkers attack their opponents with a pineapple.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, June 7th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Billy Gunn and Scott Steiner will take on Fatu and Irwin R. Schyster. Also, Giant Gonzales, Harvey Wippleman, Doink and a host of others will also be there. WWF also returns to the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York on Sunday night, June 27th. On that night, Crush faces Doink in a return bout, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and Yokozuna will face "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan in a Lumberjack Match. Okerlund interviews Yokozuna and Duggan for Face To Face. Hacksaw says Memorial Day was a day for all Americans to show respect for all the veterans who put their lives on the line to keep freedom free, but now it's back to business and that this Lumberjack Match has been set up so Mr. Fuji doesn't stick his nose in the match. Mr. Fuji speaks for Yokozuna, and reminds Duggan that Memorial Day is giving the country of Japan a lot of money, and asks how the lumberjacks will get Yokozuna back in the ring if he somehow gets him out. Hacksaw says he will do it himself if he has to.
Kamala - without Reverend Slick, who is conspicuous by his absence - beats Phil Apollo.
We hear from The 1-2-3 Kid, who says that he was watching Superstars with his grandparents when he sees Razor Ramon offering him $5000 to get back in the ring with him. He says it is a really hard decision, but he cannot accept the money knowing what will happen to him in the ring.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jason Knight.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage speaks to the children of P.S. 384 in Brooklyn, New York.
Mr. Hughes beats Russ Greenberg. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Harvey Wippleman, who is so happy to have Mr. Hughes in his army, as he is rough, tough, mean, strong, powerful and takes no nonsense from anybody, just like him.
On the King of the Ring Report, we hear from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says there is only one week left before Hulk Hogan meets Yokozuna for the WWF Championship which he claims Hogan stole. He says Hogan will be punished very severely and will scream in pain when Yokozuna squashes him and nobody sees him again. He says that Yokozuna will take the belt back to Japan where it belonds, where it be placed in a shrine from all to see. We then hear from Hogan, who says he has a bone to pick as he squares off with Yokozuna. He says that he will take care of all the family business, but this one is his and all the Hulkamaniacs, all of America and all the world will be watching him and wanting a ringside seat when he takes care of Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. He says that Yokozuna will bow at his feet, and it wil be the "shaka-boom" heard all the world when he slams him onto the mat and sics Jimmy Hart on Mr. Fuji while he is at it. We then hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, who says he is excited for the King of the Ring Tournament and focused, and that there is no way Bam Bam Bigelow is going to stop him.
Te Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Dale Wolfe and Gus Kantakaris.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, June 7th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. He also advertises a show for the Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, June 12th, with $2 off for all children under 12, and announces that Razor Ramon will face Shawn Michaels, Mr. Perfect goes up against "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka will square off in the squared circle that night. We also hear from The Undertaker with Paul Bearer and Giant Gonzales with Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says The Undertaker will end up flat on his back when he faces Giant Gonzales again, as his career will come to an end and that there is nothing The Undertaker or Paul Bearer can do about it. Bearer says that Wippleman made the fatal mistake and that it will be the end of Giant Gonzales, as The Undertaker will pull out his eyeballs and spit into the open eyesockets of his soul. The Undertaker syas that the only question left to be answered is what will be done with the rotting carcass of Giant Gonzales.
Next week: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! The Undertaker! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! A special interview with Yokozuna! Razor Ramon!
Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Papa Shango with the Sharpshooter.
We see The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) play Royal Rumble on Super Nintendo, available this Tuesday.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Tim McNeany and Scott Taylor. After the match, The Headshrinkers attack their opponents with a pineapple.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, June 7th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Billy Gunn and Scott Steiner will take on Fatu and Irwin R. Schyster. Also, Giant Gonzales, Harvey Wippleman, Doink and a host of others will also be there. WWF also returns to the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York on Sunday night, June 27th. On that night, Crush faces Doink in a return bout, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and Yokozuna will face "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan in a Lumberjack Match. Okerlund interviews Yokozuna and Duggan for Face To Face. Hacksaw says Memorial Day was a day for all Americans to show respect for all the veterans who put their lives on the line to keep freedom free, but now it's back to business and that this Lumberjack Match has been set up so Mr. Fuji doesn't stick his nose in the match. Mr. Fuji speaks for Yokozuna, and reminds Duggan that Memorial Day is giving the country of Japan a lot of money, and asks how the lumberjacks will get Yokozuna back in the ring if he somehow gets him out. Hacksaw says he will do it himself if he has to.
Kamala - without Reverend Slick, who is conspicuous by his absence - beats Phil Apollo.
We hear from The 1-2-3 Kid, who says that he was watching Superstars with his grandparents when he sees Razor Ramon offering him $5000 to get back in the ring with him. He says it is a really hard decision, but he cannot accept the money knowing what will happen to him in the ring.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Jason Knight.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage speaks to the children of P.S. 384 in Brooklyn, New York.
Mr. Hughes beats Russ Greenberg. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Harvey Wippleman, who is so happy to have Mr. Hughes in his army, as he is rough, tough, mean, strong, powerful and takes no nonsense from anybody, just like him.
On the King of the Ring Report, we hear from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says there is only one week left before Hulk Hogan meets Yokozuna for the WWF Championship which he claims Hogan stole. He says Hogan will be punished very severely and will scream in pain when Yokozuna squashes him and nobody sees him again. He says that Yokozuna will take the belt back to Japan where it belonds, where it be placed in a shrine from all to see. We then hear from Hogan, who says he has a bone to pick as he squares off with Yokozuna. He says that he will take care of all the family business, but this one is his and all the Hulkamaniacs, all of America and all the world will be watching him and wanting a ringside seat when he takes care of Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. He says that Yokozuna will bow at his feet, and it wil be the "shaka-boom" heard all the world when he slams him onto the mat and sics Jimmy Hart on Mr. Fuji while he is at it. We then hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, who says he is excited for the King of the Ring Tournament and focused, and that there is no way Bam Bam Bigelow is going to stop him.
Te Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Dale Wolfe and Gus Kantakaris.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises Monday Night Raw for this Monday night, June 7th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. He also advertises a show for the Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, June 12th, with $2 off for all children under 12, and announces that Razor Ramon will face Shawn Michaels, Mr. Perfect goes up against "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, and Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka will square off in the squared circle that night. We also hear from The Undertaker with Paul Bearer and Giant Gonzales with Harvey Wippleman. Wippleman says The Undertaker will end up flat on his back when he faces Giant Gonzales again, as his career will come to an end and that there is nothing The Undertaker or Paul Bearer can do about it. Bearer says that Wippleman made the fatal mistake and that it will be the end of Giant Gonzales, as The Undertaker will pull out his eyeballs and spit into the open eyesockets of his soul. The Undertaker syas that the only question left to be answered is what will be done with the rotting carcass of Giant Gonzales.
Next week: Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! The Undertaker! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner)! A special interview with Yokozuna! Razor Ramon!
Monday, April 12, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 12, 1993
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) have paid The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) some money backstage to take care of - and give advice on how to take on - The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner).
Scott Steiner beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification after interference by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. Brother Rick helps Scott fight DiBiase and IRS, but The Beverly Brothers show up and almost gang up on the Steiners until Scott is able to trick them into attacking DiBiase. When DiBiase gets angry with them, The Beverly Brothers turn on Money Inc. (DiBiase and IRS).
Tatanka beats Von Krus. During the match, Doink the Clown shows up and squirts water at everyone with his umbrella.
Hulk Hogan is officially WWF Champion as per a ruling by Jack Tunney.
Rob Bartlett interviews Luna Vachon in her first Raw appearance. She calls herself "the true woman of the '90s," and calls Sensational Sherri a "witch." She says the only thing strong about Sensational Sherri is her breath, and implies she's everything that Sherri is not. Bartlett then tells Luna that Sherri is here...and Sherri immediately shows up. She calls Luna "a disgrace to the World Wrestling Federation" and kicks Luna in the head starting a fight. Rob Bartlett tries to break it up only to get smacked around himself. The brawl spills into the stands, and clothes even get ripped off in the process. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna away as the brawl is broken up.
After the break, Luna Vachon shows up and attacks Sensational Sherri yet again. Not surprisingly, this starts yet another brawl. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna off yet again. Sherri tells Luna that if she wants a piece of her, she's got it.
Papa Shango beats Scott Taylor (who is erroneously named "Skip Taylor" by announcer Howard Finkel). A beaten-up Rob Bartlett returns to ringside with his clothes torn up (assumedly by Luna Vachon) during the match.
Friar Ferguson beats Chris Duffy in what proves to be the former's only match in the World Wrestling Federation.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) attack Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) from behind as they accept the Beverly Brothers' challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Scott Steiner beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification after interference by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. Brother Rick helps Scott fight DiBiase and IRS, but The Beverly Brothers show up and almost gang up on the Steiners until Scott is able to trick them into attacking DiBiase. When DiBiase gets angry with them, The Beverly Brothers turn on Money Inc. (DiBiase and IRS).
Tatanka beats Von Krus. During the match, Doink the Clown shows up and squirts water at everyone with his umbrella.
Hulk Hogan is officially WWF Champion as per a ruling by Jack Tunney.
Rob Bartlett interviews Luna Vachon in her first Raw appearance. She calls herself "the true woman of the '90s," and calls Sensational Sherri a "witch." She says the only thing strong about Sensational Sherri is her breath, and implies she's everything that Sherri is not. Bartlett then tells Luna that Sherri is here...and Sherri immediately shows up. She calls Luna "a disgrace to the World Wrestling Federation" and kicks Luna in the head starting a fight. Rob Bartlett tries to break it up only to get smacked around himself. The brawl spills into the stands, and clothes even get ripped off in the process. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna away as the brawl is broken up.
After the break, Luna Vachon shows up and attacks Sensational Sherri yet again. Not surprisingly, this starts yet another brawl. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna off yet again. Sherri tells Luna that if she wants a piece of her, she's got it.
Papa Shango beats Scott Taylor (who is erroneously named "Skip Taylor" by announcer Howard Finkel). A beaten-up Rob Bartlett returns to ringside with his clothes torn up (assumedly by Luna Vachon) during the match.
Friar Ferguson beats Chris Duffy in what proves to be the former's only match in the World Wrestling Federation.
The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) attack Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) from behind as they accept the Beverly Brothers' challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships.
Saturday, April 10, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 10, 1993
WrestleMania 9 is available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video on April 22nd!
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, it is announced that Hulk Hogan is on the cover of the newest edition of WWF Magazine, and on the inside is none other than Hacksaw.
WWF President Jack Tunney announces that over much deliberation of Mr. Fuji's protest on behalf of Mr. Fuji, he rules that there was an oral contract between Fuji's party and Hulk Hogan, as Fuji laid down the challenge and Hulk Hogan accepted. Furthermore, a WWF referee was in the ring. Therefore, Tunney rules that Hulk Hogan will remain WWF Champion.
Papa Shango beats David Clements.
Join the official WWF Fan Club and get an official membership certificate, a WWF Superstar photo collage and an audio cassette featuring your favorite Superstars' theme music.
"El Matador" Tito Santana beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picure of the Chiquita banana around a still image of Santana's cape.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji show up, and Yokozuna steps on Okerlund's foot. Mr. Fuji says Yokozuna is disappointed about the outcome of WrestleMania 9. As for "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Yokozuna laid him out once, but this time, he will drape the Japanese flag over Duggan when Yokozuna is done. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Pat Riley could use a cheap shot artist like himself on his team before he brags about tossing Mr. Perfect in a trash can, saying it reminded him of "Grover from Sesame Street" (it is really Oscar). He says Perfect should be challenging him for the Intercontinental title, as he is the man with the gold and the flawless record who is unblemished from head to toe. If Perfect wants a piece of him, he can get it, because being a two-time Intercontinental Champion makes him a two-time loser. Okerlund then announces that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be facing "The Narcissist" Lex Luger that night.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Dale Wolfe.
Kamala beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, it is announced that an article on Kamala and Reverend Slick is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
In a match from Wrestling Chalenge, Mr. Hughes beats J.D. Stryker in his WWF debut.
The encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 is this Monday on pay-per-view!
This Tuesday, Andre the Giant is on the cover of WWF Spotlight Magazine. We see a video tribute to him.
Bob Backlund beats Anthony Howard. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bob Backlund, who announces that Andre the Giant is the first inductee in the WWF Hall of Fame, and hopes to follow in his footsteps one day as everyone in the WWF is very proud of him. After the match, Backlund gives Anthony Howard a few words of encouragement, and they both walk to the back together.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Raw for Monday night, April 26th at the Manhattan Center at midtown Manhattan, New York. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect, who says that Shawn Michaels stuck his nose in his business at WrestleMania 9 and left him lying in the trash. He says he is not a piece of garbage and that Shawn is not a threat as he has beaten guys bigger than him. At Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st, something big is going to happen, because he is perfect. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he feels a little bit naked and a little bit angry as Yokozuna was WWF Champion for all of 20 seconds and he has no respect for that at all. He plans on going back on the saddle and getting back on top, and says "The Narcissist" Lex Luger is the first on his list of people to wipe out as the nice guy persona is over, this is no bodybuilding competition and Luger is in for the fight of his life.
Next week: Mr. Perfect! Crush! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! Yokozuna! "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, it is announced that Hulk Hogan is on the cover of the newest edition of WWF Magazine, and on the inside is none other than Hacksaw.
WWF President Jack Tunney announces that over much deliberation of Mr. Fuji's protest on behalf of Mr. Fuji, he rules that there was an oral contract between Fuji's party and Hulk Hogan, as Fuji laid down the challenge and Hulk Hogan accepted. Furthermore, a WWF referee was in the ring. Therefore, Tunney rules that Hulk Hogan will remain WWF Champion.
Papa Shango beats David Clements.
Join the official WWF Fan Club and get an official membership certificate, a WWF Superstar photo collage and an audio cassette featuring your favorite Superstars' theme music.
"El Matador" Tito Santana beats The Brooklyn Brawler. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picure of the Chiquita banana around a still image of Santana's cape.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji show up, and Yokozuna steps on Okerlund's foot. Mr. Fuji says Yokozuna is disappointed about the outcome of WrestleMania 9. As for "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Yokozuna laid him out once, but this time, he will drape the Japanese flag over Duggan when Yokozuna is done. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Pat Riley could use a cheap shot artist like himself on his team before he brags about tossing Mr. Perfect in a trash can, saying it reminded him of "Grover from Sesame Street" (it is really Oscar). He says Perfect should be challenging him for the Intercontinental title, as he is the man with the gold and the flawless record who is unblemished from head to toe. If Perfect wants a piece of him, he can get it, because being a two-time Intercontinental Champion makes him a two-time loser. Okerlund then announces that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be facing "The Narcissist" Lex Luger that night.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Dale Wolfe.
Kamala beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, it is announced that an article on Kamala and Reverend Slick is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.
In a match from Wrestling Chalenge, Mr. Hughes beats J.D. Stryker in his WWF debut.
The encore presentation of WrestleMania 9 is this Monday on pay-per-view!
This Tuesday, Andre the Giant is on the cover of WWF Spotlight Magazine. We see a video tribute to him.
Bob Backlund beats Anthony Howard. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bob Backlund, who announces that Andre the Giant is the first inductee in the WWF Hall of Fame, and hopes to follow in his footsteps one day as everyone in the WWF is very proud of him. After the match, Backlund gives Anthony Howard a few words of encouragement, and they both walk to the back together.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Raw for Monday night, April 26th at the Manhattan Center at midtown Manhattan, New York. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Mr. Perfect, who says that Shawn Michaels stuck his nose in his business at WrestleMania 9 and left him lying in the trash. He says he is not a piece of garbage and that Shawn is not a threat as he has beaten guys bigger than him. At Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York on Saturday night, May 1st, something big is going to happen, because he is perfect. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that he feels a little bit naked and a little bit angry as Yokozuna was WWF Champion for all of 20 seconds and he has no respect for that at all. He plans on going back on the saddle and getting back on top, and says "The Narcissist" Lex Luger is the first on his list of people to wipe out as the nice guy persona is over, this is no bodybuilding competition and Luger is in for the fight of his life.
Next week: Mr. Perfect! Crush! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)! Yokozuna! "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
Monday, March 15, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 15, 1993
For once, Vince McMahon, Rob Bartlett and "Macho Man" Randy Savage aren't on commentary. Instead, it's Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. An unknown guy who obviously isn't Vince McMahon does his best Vince impersonation before the show begins.
Razor Ramon beats Russ Greenberg.
Typhoon beats L.A. Gore.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan doesn't even know how to start the interview with Giant Gonzales.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Giant Gonzales and his manager, Harvey Whippleman. Whippleman was right about having a big surprise for the WWF, but he can't get an opponent who's willing to fight him...except the Undertaker, who stood up to him at Royal Rumble. Whippleman tells Undertaker to bring the biggest coffin he can find, as Undertaker and Paul Bearer will both be laying in it when Giant Gonzales destroys them. Speaking of Giant Gonzales, he has a giant surprise for Undertaker himself.
Bob Backlund gets a surprise win on Papa Shango.
It is announced that WrestleMania IX will be the world's largest toga party: the announcers, cameraman and even some people in the audience will all be wearing togas.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) tells The Megamaniacs that they're running out of luck at Caesars Palace at WrestleMania 9.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker plan to make Caesars Palace their personal graveyard at WrestleMania 9. Undertaker tells Giant Gonzales that his nightmare will soon become reality.
The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) ends in a double-disqualification when the fight goes outside and weapons, food and condiments come into play.
We take a moment to look at the numerous amounts of community service made by the WWF.
Next week: Kamala takes on Doink! Tatanka faces Repo Man! Also, The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke).
Razor Ramon beats Russ Greenberg.
Typhoon beats L.A. Gore.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan doesn't even know how to start the interview with Giant Gonzales.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Giant Gonzales and his manager, Harvey Whippleman. Whippleman was right about having a big surprise for the WWF, but he can't get an opponent who's willing to fight him...except the Undertaker, who stood up to him at Royal Rumble. Whippleman tells Undertaker to bring the biggest coffin he can find, as Undertaker and Paul Bearer will both be laying in it when Giant Gonzales destroys them. Speaking of Giant Gonzales, he has a giant surprise for Undertaker himself.
Bob Backlund gets a surprise win on Papa Shango.
It is announced that WrestleMania IX will be the world's largest toga party: the announcers, cameraman and even some people in the audience will all be wearing togas.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) tells The Megamaniacs that they're running out of luck at Caesars Palace at WrestleMania 9.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker plan to make Caesars Palace their personal graveyard at WrestleMania 9. Undertaker tells Giant Gonzales that his nightmare will soon become reality.
The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) ends in a double-disqualification when the fight goes outside and weapons, food and condiments come into play.
We take a moment to look at the numerous amounts of community service made by the WWF.
Next week: Kamala takes on Doink! Tatanka faces Repo Man! Also, The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke).
Saturday, March 13, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 13, 1993
Papa Shango beats Mark Ming.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Ed Arce and The White Shadow. During the match, it is announced that in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article in the Private Eye section about The Nasty Boys' misadventures at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla, who will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York today from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect take on Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who tells Bret that it is no secret that every wrestler wants to be on top of the WWF, and that it is no secret that anything goes. He will do whatever it takes, and Mr. Perfect and Bret's troubles have doubled as he has a partner they won't believe: "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. He promises that they will put them out. We then hear from Mr. Perfect and Bret. Mr. Perfect finds it a little hard to believe that the two of them have joined forces, but it is for a very good reason, as Razor and Luger need to be taught a wrestling lesson, and who better to do it than him and Bret. Bret says Luger will not learn technical wrestling by looking into a mirror, while Razor doesn't know the meaning of bad as he has not stepped into the ring with them. They will be there.
Yokozuna beats Casey Cleric. After the match, Raymond Rougeau interviews Mr. Fuji, and says Bret "Hit Man" Hart will not lose at WrestleMania. Mr. Fuji says that Yokozuna will destroy Bret at WrestleMania, and after that, they will call him "The Squashed Man" instead of "The Hit Man." Rougeau says that Casey Cleric is no Bret Hart, and says Yokozuna will be facing a man with tremendous wrestling skills and more determination any other WWF Champion, and what they are talking about is respect. Mr. Fuji then tells Yokozuna to show Cleric some respect, and he does that in the form of another belly-to-belly suplex and a few stomps to the chest before hitting him with another Banzai Drop. Rougeau says Mr. Fuji has made his point and tells him to call Yokozuna off as Cleric is turning blue, but Mr. Fuji says Cleric will learn respect for Yokozuna. He then calls Yokozuna off this time, but at WrestleMania, Bret will get much worse than what Cleric received, and Yokozuna will get all the respect when he becomes the WWF Champion.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who tells Yokozuna that he hopes he feels like a big man after squashing Casey Cleric to build up his confidence and tear down his, but that will not happen as he is the excellence of execution and the best technical wrestler in the WWF, and what Mr. Fuji has does not scare him. When Fuji steps in the ring, he will make that one fatal mistake, and Yokozuna will have to come up for air as he does not have the endurance to keep up with him, and that he'll see what they've got at WrestleMania. We also hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who say that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) think they found the equalizer to beat them, but when they step into the ring, the dice will come up snake eyes. Irwin R. Schyster says they won't need the briefcase at WrestleMania as it will not hold all the money they are going to win and that they have a special armor-proof briefcase made just for Brutus. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Tatanka thinks the odds are in his favor, and that at WrestleMania 9, it would be an unwise gamble to go against him, because when he comes to the show, he will show everyone in the WWF that Tatanka has a yellow stripe running down his back to match the red stripe running down his head. We also hear from Crush in Kona, Hawaii, who says he will manhandle the waves today much like how he will manhandle Doink at WrestleMania 9. He says the sound of the waves pounding on the rocks is nothing compared to the sound of the pounding Doink will get at WrestleMania 9. After we see Crush on a surfboard, he tells Doink to get ready to be crushed.
Tatanka beats Al Burke. After the match, Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales enter the ring as Tatanka is on his way out, and Wippleman takes the microphone. He says he is here to inform the people that Giant Gonzales was scheduled to take on thirty different opponents tonight, even ten at a time, but when everyone found out they were going against Giant Gonzalez, they all packed their bags and hit the door running. He says this is the reason why The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen in the arena tonight, because he is just like all the other cowards and he is scared to death. He then says that Giant Gonzales is not fixing to stand around and wait until April 4th for WrestleMania 9 to destroy The Undertaker, as they are going to find The Undertaker themselves right now. Giant Gonzales takes the microphone and says that when he finds The Undertaker, he will bury him.
We see Mike Modana from the NHL All-Star spend time with the perfect goaltender: Mr. Perfect. During the match, it is announced that WWF Spotlight Magazine has Mr. Perfect on the cover. After the match, Lex Luger puts Joey Maggs in front of the mirror, mocks his physique and calls him "pathetic," and tells everyone that he is what a wrestler is supposed to look like.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Joey Mags.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will square off against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). DiBiase says that The Steiner Brothers are the two finest opponents they have ever seen, and says they have rolled over all their opponents until now when they finally square off against them. If they want a title shot, they will have to earn it, and suggest they get a good manager as Jimmy Hart is looking for a job. Irwin R. Schyster says Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake wanted to wrestle them, and look what happened. He says the same will happen to The Steiner Brothers. Also, Doink takes on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We hear from Savage, who says that we will find out what Doink is made of, but he already knows: nothing in particular, but everything in general as he likes to confuse all the little kids all the other words. Nevertheless, he has made his mark on everyone in the WWF. He says Doink did the same to Crush, but he did it from behind. He says he will be looking out for him, and looking at him from a perspective he will not like. He says he will take Doink down, not because he is insecure, but because he is very secure. Also at Madison Square Garden, Tatanka will face Papa Shango.
Next week: Giant Gonzalez! Doink! Bob Backlund! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! A special interview with "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Kamala!
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Ed Arce and The White Shadow. During the match, it is announced that in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article in the Private Eye section about The Nasty Boys' misadventures at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla, who will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York today from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect take on Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who tells Bret that it is no secret that every wrestler wants to be on top of the WWF, and that it is no secret that anything goes. He will do whatever it takes, and Mr. Perfect and Bret's troubles have doubled as he has a partner they won't believe: "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. He promises that they will put them out. We then hear from Mr. Perfect and Bret. Mr. Perfect finds it a little hard to believe that the two of them have joined forces, but it is for a very good reason, as Razor and Luger need to be taught a wrestling lesson, and who better to do it than him and Bret. Bret says Luger will not learn technical wrestling by looking into a mirror, while Razor doesn't know the meaning of bad as he has not stepped into the ring with them. They will be there.
Yokozuna beats Casey Cleric. After the match, Raymond Rougeau interviews Mr. Fuji, and says Bret "Hit Man" Hart will not lose at WrestleMania. Mr. Fuji says that Yokozuna will destroy Bret at WrestleMania, and after that, they will call him "The Squashed Man" instead of "The Hit Man." Rougeau says that Casey Cleric is no Bret Hart, and says Yokozuna will be facing a man with tremendous wrestling skills and more determination any other WWF Champion, and what they are talking about is respect. Mr. Fuji then tells Yokozuna to show Cleric some respect, and he does that in the form of another belly-to-belly suplex and a few stomps to the chest before hitting him with another Banzai Drop. Rougeau says Mr. Fuji has made his point and tells him to call Yokozuna off as Cleric is turning blue, but Mr. Fuji says Cleric will learn respect for Yokozuna. He then calls Yokozuna off this time, but at WrestleMania, Bret will get much worse than what Cleric received, and Yokozuna will get all the respect when he becomes the WWF Champion.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who tells Yokozuna that he hopes he feels like a big man after squashing Casey Cleric to build up his confidence and tear down his, but that will not happen as he is the excellence of execution and the best technical wrestler in the WWF, and what Mr. Fuji has does not scare him. When Fuji steps in the ring, he will make that one fatal mistake, and Yokozuna will have to come up for air as he does not have the endurance to keep up with him, and that he'll see what they've got at WrestleMania. We also hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who say that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) think they found the equalizer to beat them, but when they step into the ring, the dice will come up snake eyes. Irwin R. Schyster says they won't need the briefcase at WrestleMania as it will not hold all the money they are going to win and that they have a special armor-proof briefcase made just for Brutus. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Tatanka thinks the odds are in his favor, and that at WrestleMania 9, it would be an unwise gamble to go against him, because when he comes to the show, he will show everyone in the WWF that Tatanka has a yellow stripe running down his back to match the red stripe running down his head. We also hear from Crush in Kona, Hawaii, who says he will manhandle the waves today much like how he will manhandle Doink at WrestleMania 9. He says the sound of the waves pounding on the rocks is nothing compared to the sound of the pounding Doink will get at WrestleMania 9. After we see Crush on a surfboard, he tells Doink to get ready to be crushed.
Tatanka beats Al Burke. After the match, Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales enter the ring as Tatanka is on his way out, and Wippleman takes the microphone. He says he is here to inform the people that Giant Gonzales was scheduled to take on thirty different opponents tonight, even ten at a time, but when everyone found out they were going against Giant Gonzalez, they all packed their bags and hit the door running. He says this is the reason why The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen in the arena tonight, because he is just like all the other cowards and he is scared to death. He then says that Giant Gonzales is not fixing to stand around and wait until April 4th for WrestleMania 9 to destroy The Undertaker, as they are going to find The Undertaker themselves right now. Giant Gonzales takes the microphone and says that when he finds The Undertaker, he will bury him.
We see Mike Modana from the NHL All-Star spend time with the perfect goaltender: Mr. Perfect. During the match, it is announced that WWF Spotlight Magazine has Mr. Perfect on the cover. After the match, Lex Luger puts Joey Maggs in front of the mirror, mocks his physique and calls him "pathetic," and tells everyone that he is what a wrestler is supposed to look like.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Joey Mags.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will square off against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). DiBiase says that The Steiner Brothers are the two finest opponents they have ever seen, and says they have rolled over all their opponents until now when they finally square off against them. If they want a title shot, they will have to earn it, and suggest they get a good manager as Jimmy Hart is looking for a job. Irwin R. Schyster says Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake wanted to wrestle them, and look what happened. He says the same will happen to The Steiner Brothers. Also, Doink takes on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We hear from Savage, who says that we will find out what Doink is made of, but he already knows: nothing in particular, but everything in general as he likes to confuse all the little kids all the other words. Nevertheless, he has made his mark on everyone in the WWF. He says Doink did the same to Crush, but he did it from behind. He says he will be looking out for him, and looking at him from a perspective he will not like. He says he will take Doink down, not because he is insecure, but because he is very secure. Also at Madison Square Garden, Tatanka will face Papa Shango.
Next week: Giant Gonzalez! Doink! Bob Backlund! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! A special interview with "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Kamala!
Monday, March 8, 1993
Raw Deal - Raw recap for March 8, 1993
The Megamaniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) have accepted Money Inc.'s ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) challenge...and with the help of Jimmy Hart and his knowledge of Money Inc., they're going to have an even playing field...
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Tito Santana and Virgil.
"The Model" Rick Martel shows up and...does the job of the Raw Girl. In the words of Martel, "Nobody can model better than The Model."
Tatanka beats Bill Apollo. During the match, Shawn Michaels is interviewed via phone, and says that he plans to walk out of WrestleMania 9 with the Intercontinental title.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart respects Yokozuna and his record, but knows he and Mr. Fuji don't respect him at all. Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna fire back by saying that Bret is a beaten man already.
Paul Bearer is amazed that Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales went after The Undertaker like they did, but The Undertaker says that Giant Gonzales' fate will be the same as all the rest.
"The Model" Rick Martel tries to replace another Raw Girl. The second one his a bit more reluctant, but Martel still carries the sign for her anyway.
Papa Shango beats Mike Edwards.
Bob Backlund beats Tony DeMoro.
Rob Bartlett interviews "The Model" Rick Martel. He says the Raw Girls have no class and decided to show them what modeling was all about. He has a match tonight against Mr. Perfect, and says that perfection is overrated. Martel plans to show Mr. Perfect why he has class, too.
Mr. Perfect beats Rick Martel with the Perfect-Plex during the commercial break. After the match, Mr. Perfect returns with the two Raw Girls that Martel intimidated earlier in the show.
Next week on Raw: The Ugandan Giant Kamala, Razor Ramon and Typhoon vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
Tatanka beats Bill Apollo. During the match, Shawn Michaels is interviewed via phone, and says that he plans to walk out of WrestleMania 9 with the Intercontinental title.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart respects Yokozuna and his record, but knows he and Mr. Fuji don't respect him at all. Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna fire back by saying that Bret is a beaten man already.
Paul Bearer is amazed that Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales went after The Undertaker like they did, but The Undertaker says that Giant Gonzales' fate will be the same as all the rest.
"The Model" Rick Martel tries to replace another Raw Girl. The second one his a bit more reluctant, but Martel still carries the sign for her anyway.
Papa Shango beats Mike Edwards.
Bob Backlund beats Tony DeMoro.
Rob Bartlett interviews "The Model" Rick Martel. He says the Raw Girls have no class and decided to show them what modeling was all about. He has a match tonight against Mr. Perfect, and says that perfection is overrated. Martel plans to show Mr. Perfect why he has class, too.
Mr. Perfect beats Rick Martel with the Perfect-Plex during the commercial break. After the match, Mr. Perfect returns with the two Raw Girls that Martel intimidated earlier in the show.
Next week on Raw: The Ugandan Giant Kamala, Razor Ramon and Typhoon vs. Bam Bam Bigelow!
Saturday, January 23, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 23, 1993
It is announced that Crush will not be heading to Royal Rumble due to being injured at the hands of Doink.
The Undertaker beats Dave Silguero. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from - and the silver-gloved hand of - The Undertaker, who says that this Sunday in the Royal Rumble Match, it will be ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund reports that Crush is out of the Royal Rumble Match due to a concussion suffered at the hands of Doink.
Marty Jannetty beats Ken Johnson. During the match, we see comments from Shawn Michaels, who says that Sensational Sherri will be in his corner as she is madly in love with him.
Sean Mooney announces a Super Bowl party to benefit The Miami Project - in honor of New York Jets star Dennis Bird - Sunday, January 31st at 5 P.M. at Caffe Angelica, 2370 Jericho Turnpike, Garden City Park, New York. Members of the New York Jets and the New York Islanders will be there, as well as "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon. He then announces a show this Friday night at 8 P.M. at Madison Square Garden, as part of a benefit for WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Somalia Hunger Relief Fund, where Bret "Hit Man" Hart will put the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow should he still hold it. We then hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who there is a time in every man's life when opportunity knocks, and that it is knocking for him now. He plans to take on Bret for the WWF Championship, and commends him on his successful title defenses, but says Friday night will be the last time. He means business, and he plans on being WWF Champion. We then hear from Bret, who talks about the hunger crisis in Somalia asks the fans to come to Madison Square Garden, as all the proceeds will go to WWF Headlock on Hunger, as he will need their support when he faces Bam Bam Bigelow with the WWF Championship on the line this Friday.
Papa Shango beats Rudy Gonzales. During this match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who says he will be possessing 29 minds when he wins the Royal Rumble Match this Sunday. He says to beware of voodoo, and to beware of Papa Shango.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart is on the cover of WWF Wrestling Spotlight, available on newsstands now.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Bret says that people are constantly calling him the people's champion. All of sudden, Razor Ramon shows up on the video screen, telling Bret to shut up. After Razor runs down Bret's championship accomplishments, he tells him to say hello to The Bad Guy. He says squashing his little brother Owen Hart like a cockroach was fun, and if he sees his father walking the street, he may slap his face, too, as he takes whatever he wants, and he wants Bret. Bret dares him to come out from backstage, as they don't have to wait until Royal Rumble to do this, but Razor says nobody tells him what to do or when to do it. Razor tells Bret that if he wants him, he has him this Sunday at Royal Rumble, and that there is nothing Bret, his fans or his family can do to stop him from taking the WWF Championship. Bret tells Razor the name is "Hit Man," not "chico," and that he takes pride in being the WWF Champion, and this Sunday, everybody will be taking pride when he kicks Razor Ramon's butt.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Gary Jackson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, where he says that Bam Bam Bigelow may make people part like the Red Sea when he walks through a crowd, and his footsteps may sound like thunder, but this Sunday, a big man like Bam Bam will learn that nobody is bigger than the law. After the
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) plug WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Madison Square Garden show this Friday night. For those who cannot make it, donations can be sent to the American Red Cross Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church St. Station, New York, New York 10256.
It is announced that The Undertaker, The Beserker, Papa Shango, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The King' Jerry Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Tatanka, "The Model" Rick Martel, Earthquake, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Saggs, The Headshrinkers, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Repo Man, Damien Demento, Koko B. Ware, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Samu, Fatu, and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair will all be in the Royal Rumble Match. Mr. Fuji says that this Sunday, Yokozuna will win the Royal Rumble Match as he has never been swept off his feet, and at WrestleMania 9, he will take the WWF Championship back to Japan. Mr. Perfect says all sizes of men will be in the Royal Rumble Match, but he will be the only one who is perfect. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair may have won last year only because he advised him on how to win it, and this year, he's winning it for himself and for the WWF Championship, because he is what he says he is: perfect. Bob Backlund says he has waited 10 long years to win the Royal Rumble Match and face the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9, and he will do it if he wins the Royal Rumble. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair says he won it last year, and he will win it again, because he is The Nature Boy and what comes out of his mouth is as good as gold, and because he will take the WWF Championship for a third time.
Kamala beats Dale Wolfe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Harvey Wippleman, who says that it is a good thing that Kamala is being advised by Reverend Slick, as he will be saying his prayers when he gets in the ring with Kim Chee.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan says there is never a dull moment in the WWF, as something is always going on, especially during a pay-per-view. This Sunday's Royal Rumble will be the pinnacle of that, as shockwaves will be heard around the world when he unveils Narcissus. He says that Narcissus is impossible to describe when it comes to confirming whether or not Narcissus is a mesomorphic Adonis with Herculean strength and power and the speed, power and skills of multiple WWF Superstars.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw on Monday Night, February 1st at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Razor Ramon will be there, and a 16-man over the top rope battle royal will also take place there. He also plugs the Madison Square Garden show on Friday night again, where Bob Backlund will take on Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. We hear from Shawn, who says that he has no respect for anybody, but admits Backlund may be an exception for all he has done. He then says Backlund is mistaken if he thinks he will take the Intercontinental Championship from him. We hear from Mr. Perfect, who will take on "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that night, who says that nobody will be holding Flair back this time, and he will get to Flair before Flair gets to him. He says Flair is not as smart as he thinks he is, and if he was, he would be in his corner and not backing a loser. The Undertaker will also take on Irwin R. Schyster.
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The Undertaker beats Dave Silguero. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from - and the silver-gloved hand of - The Undertaker, who says that this Sunday in the Royal Rumble Match, it will be ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund reports that Crush is out of the Royal Rumble Match due to a concussion suffered at the hands of Doink.
Marty Jannetty beats Ken Johnson. During the match, we see comments from Shawn Michaels, who says that Sensational Sherri will be in his corner as she is madly in love with him.
Sean Mooney announces a Super Bowl party to benefit The Miami Project - in honor of New York Jets star Dennis Bird - Sunday, January 31st at 5 P.M. at Caffe Angelica, 2370 Jericho Turnpike, Garden City Park, New York. Members of the New York Jets and the New York Islanders will be there, as well as "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon. He then announces a show this Friday night at 8 P.M. at Madison Square Garden, as part of a benefit for WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Somalia Hunger Relief Fund, where Bret "Hit Man" Hart will put the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow should he still hold it. We then hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who there is a time in every man's life when opportunity knocks, and that it is knocking for him now. He plans to take on Bret for the WWF Championship, and commends him on his successful title defenses, but says Friday night will be the last time. He means business, and he plans on being WWF Champion. We then hear from Bret, who talks about the hunger crisis in Somalia asks the fans to come to Madison Square Garden, as all the proceeds will go to WWF Headlock on Hunger, as he will need their support when he faces Bam Bam Bigelow with the WWF Championship on the line this Friday.
Papa Shango beats Rudy Gonzales. During this match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who says he will be possessing 29 minds when he wins the Royal Rumble Match this Sunday. He says to beware of voodoo, and to beware of Papa Shango.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart is on the cover of WWF Wrestling Spotlight, available on newsstands now.
Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Bret says that people are constantly calling him the people's champion. All of sudden, Razor Ramon shows up on the video screen, telling Bret to shut up. After Razor runs down Bret's championship accomplishments, he tells him to say hello to The Bad Guy. He says squashing his little brother Owen Hart like a cockroach was fun, and if he sees his father walking the street, he may slap his face, too, as he takes whatever he wants, and he wants Bret. Bret dares him to come out from backstage, as they don't have to wait until Royal Rumble to do this, but Razor says nobody tells him what to do or when to do it. Razor tells Bret that if he wants him, he has him this Sunday at Royal Rumble, and that there is nothing Bret, his fans or his family can do to stop him from taking the WWF Championship. Bret tells Razor the name is "Hit Man," not "chico," and that he takes pride in being the WWF Champion, and this Sunday, everybody will be taking pride when he kicks Razor Ramon's butt.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Gary Jackson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, where he says that Bam Bam Bigelow may make people part like the Red Sea when he walks through a crowd, and his footsteps may sound like thunder, but this Sunday, a big man like Bam Bam will learn that nobody is bigger than the law. After the
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) plug WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Madison Square Garden show this Friday night. For those who cannot make it, donations can be sent to the American Red Cross Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church St. Station, New York, New York 10256.
It is announced that The Undertaker, The Beserker, Papa Shango, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The King' Jerry Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Tatanka, "The Model" Rick Martel, Earthquake, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Saggs, The Headshrinkers, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Repo Man, Damien Demento, Koko B. Ware, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Samu, Fatu, and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair will all be in the Royal Rumble Match. Mr. Fuji says that this Sunday, Yokozuna will win the Royal Rumble Match as he has never been swept off his feet, and at WrestleMania 9, he will take the WWF Championship back to Japan. Mr. Perfect says all sizes of men will be in the Royal Rumble Match, but he will be the only one who is perfect. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair may have won last year only because he advised him on how to win it, and this year, he's winning it for himself and for the WWF Championship, because he is what he says he is: perfect. Bob Backlund says he has waited 10 long years to win the Royal Rumble Match and face the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9, and he will do it if he wins the Royal Rumble. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair says he won it last year, and he will win it again, because he is The Nature Boy and what comes out of his mouth is as good as gold, and because he will take the WWF Championship for a third time.
Kamala beats Dale Wolfe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Harvey Wippleman, who says that it is a good thing that Kamala is being advised by Reverend Slick, as he will be saying his prayers when he gets in the ring with Kim Chee.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan says there is never a dull moment in the WWF, as something is always going on, especially during a pay-per-view. This Sunday's Royal Rumble will be the pinnacle of that, as shockwaves will be heard around the world when he unveils Narcissus. He says that Narcissus is impossible to describe when it comes to confirming whether or not Narcissus is a mesomorphic Adonis with Herculean strength and power and the speed, power and skills of multiple WWF Superstars.
Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw on Monday Night, February 1st at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Razor Ramon will be there, and a 16-man over the top rope battle royal will also take place there. He also plugs the Madison Square Garden show on Friday night again, where Bob Backlund will take on Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. We hear from Shawn, who says that he has no respect for anybody, but admits Backlund may be an exception for all he has done. He then says Backlund is mistaken if he thinks he will take the Intercontinental Championship from him. We hear from Mr. Perfect, who will take on "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that night, who says that nobody will be holding Flair back this time, and he will get to Flair before Flair gets to him. He says Flair is not as smart as he thinks he is, and if he was, he would be in his corner and not backing a loser. The Undertaker will also take on Irwin R. Schyster.
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Saturday, May 2, 1992
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 2, 1992
The Big Boss Man beats Mark Roberts. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, who says he is not afraid of any man and that he will not look over his shoulder or fear threats. He tells the convict who is threatening him that he will be ready. After the match, Mark Roberts gets handcuffed to the middle rope.
The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.
Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.
Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.
Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.
We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.
High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.
We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.
We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."
The newest issue of WBF Magazine is available now, and the WBF Championship takes place in the Long Island Convention Center on June 13th. We hear from Mr. Fuji and The Berzerker, and The Berzerker tells The Undertaker that he proved he is human after The Berzerker beat him up, and next week, he will not take it easy on him. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, and Paul Bearer says Mr. Fuji tried to steal the urn and kill The Undertaker last week and that it will be over for him. The Undertaker asks Mr. Fuji if he expected the Grim Reaper when he knocked on death's door.
Papa Shango beats Red Tyler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who chants "Curse the living, raise the dead, the river is flowing, the river is red."
We hear from "El Matador" Tito Santana, who says he went through a lot of hard training to become a matador, and it has paid off. His road to the top is getting closer, and regardless of who gets in the ring with him, he feels a lot of confidence, for his matador training will get him through anything. He also thanks the fans for getting behind him since he came back, and he is ready for anybody. We then hear from Sid Justice, who says that everyone knows that he is the man in the World Wrestling Federation and that anyone who does not measure up to him will get pushed to the side. He tells anybody who has the guts to face him.
Tatanka beats Brian Costello. During the match, we hear from "The Model" Rick Martel, who says that he will have to spray an extra dose of Arrogance at Tatanka for smelling so bad. After the match, Martel shows up and says that Tatanka smells so bad he has to disinfect the ring. Martel sprays Arrogance around ringside, then sprays it in the ring. Tatanka then sneaks up behind Martel as Martel gloats on the apron, then pushes him off the ring. When Martel refuses to ring and continues to make fun of Tatanka's people, Tatanka gets on the ring and goes for a double axe handle only to be sprayed in the face by Martel, getting blinded in the process. Martel then sprays Tatanka's eagle feathers with Arrogance before putting them on and walking off with them as officials help Tatanka to the back.
We hear from Virgil, who thanks the fans for bringing him up, as he has seen the light and is fighting his way to the top for money and championship belts, slaying anyone who gets in his way. We also hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he has reason to believe people have been getting the wrong impression of him: a conceited braggard. He says he is a good-looking man and a great wrestler, and says everyone else is jealous of him. He says he understands this and tells everyone in the WWF, including Bret "Hit Man" Hart, that he is the hottest thing the WWF has to offer.
Backstage, Tatanka is tended to in the first-aid room.
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is about time people started paying their fair share of taxes, as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is tired of supporting the people with his tax dollars.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) beat Chris Hahn and Ron Cumberledge.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the stage. Savage says this is the 1990s, and says "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is a man with zero morals and sensibility. He says he did what he had to do to Flair as Flair would have done the same thing to him, and he considers WrestleMania 8 "a done deal." He also says the only stealing going on was from Flair when he stole a kiss on Miss Elizabeth, and that Flair got the kiss of death as a result. He says that this is the first time the champion has challenged the challenger, and if Flair thinks dropping the WWF Championship is bad, he should just wait until he gets dropped by him.
We see another vignette from Crush, who walks through an automobile junkyard as he says that he loved baseball as a kid. We then see black-and-white footage of a boy accidentally crushing a baseball. Now that he is in the WWF, he is not playing games anymore.
High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart) beats Tom Bennett and Dwayne Gill in their debut. During the match, it is announced that Tatanka has calmed down somewhat backstage and that there will be an update on his condition next week. We also see pre-recorded comments from High Energy, who introduce themselves to the fans as they tell all the tag teams in the WWF to get ready, as they are coming right at them.
We see an advertisement for WBF Bodystars.
The Ultimate Warrior beats Skinner.
We hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) and The Genius, who brag about their undefeated record and feel they should be tag team champions, as the champions never want to step into the ring with them. They say that the big time has gotten to The Legion of Doom's head, and that The Legion of Doom will never be big time again. We also hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who thanks all the fans who bring their American flags and signs to the ring before saying that there are a lot of guys who take care of, such as The Mountie, whom he calls a stepping stone on his way up to the WWF Championship. He also says that anyone he has to go through will soon be dismissed.
We hear from Sgt. Slaughter, who tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that next week, the two of them will step in the ring and see what Flair is made of, and not only will Flair be a former WWF Champion, but another notch on his stick. We also hear from Flair and Mr. Perfect, who say that they do not take orders from him or like what he stands for. Flair says that next week, he and Mr. Perfect will be "stylin' and profilin'."
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