Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 13, 1993

Papa Shango beats Mark Ming.

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Ed Arce and The White Shadow. During the match, it is announced that in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article in the Private Eye section about The Nasty Boys' misadventures at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla, who will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York today from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect take on Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who tells Bret that it is no secret that every wrestler wants to be on top of the WWF, and that it is no secret that anything goes. He will do whatever it takes, and Mr. Perfect and Bret's troubles have doubled as he has a partner they won't believe: "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. He promises that they will put them out. We then hear from Mr. Perfect and Bret. Mr. Perfect finds it a little hard to believe that the two of them have joined forces, but it is for a very good reason, as Razor and Luger need to be taught a wrestling lesson, and who better to do it than him and Bret. Bret says Luger will not learn technical wrestling by looking into a mirror, while Razor doesn't know the meaning of bad as he has not stepped into the ring with them. They will be there.

Yokozuna beats Casey Cleric. After the match, Raymond Rougeau interviews Mr. Fuji, and says Bret "Hit Man" Hart will not lose at WrestleMania. Mr. Fuji says that Yokozuna will destroy Bret at WrestleMania, and after that, they will call him "The Squashed Man" instead of "The Hit Man." Rougeau says that Casey Cleric is no Bret Hart, and says Yokozuna will be facing a man with tremendous wrestling skills and more determination any other WWF Champion, and what they are talking about is respect. Mr. Fuji then tells Yokozuna to show Cleric some respect, and he does that in the form of another belly-to-belly suplex and a few stomps to the chest before hitting him with another Banzai Drop. Rougeau says Mr. Fuji has made his point and tells him to call Yokozuna off as Cleric is turning blue, but Mr. Fuji says Cleric will learn respect for Yokozuna. He then calls Yokozuna off this time, but at WrestleMania, Bret will get much worse than what Cleric received, and Yokozuna will get all the respect when he becomes the WWF Champion.

During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who tells Yokozuna that he hopes he feels like a big man after squashing Casey Cleric to build up his confidence and tear down his, but that will not happen as he is the excellence of execution and the best technical wrestler in the WWF, and what Mr. Fuji has does not scare him. When Fuji steps in the ring, he will make that one fatal mistake, and Yokozuna will have to come up for air as he does not have the endurance to keep up with him, and that he'll see what they've got at WrestleMania. We also hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who say that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) think they found the equalizer to beat them, but when they step into the ring, the dice will come up snake eyes. Irwin R. Schyster says they won't need the briefcase at WrestleMania as it will not hold all the money they are going to win and that they have a special armor-proof briefcase made just for Brutus. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Tatanka thinks the odds are in his favor, and that at WrestleMania 9, it would be an unwise gamble to go against him, because when he comes to the show, he will show everyone in the WWF that Tatanka has a yellow stripe running down his back to match the red stripe running down his head. We also hear from Crush in Kona, Hawaii, who says he will manhandle the waves today much like how he will manhandle Doink at WrestleMania 9. He says the sound of the waves pounding on the rocks is nothing compared to the sound of the pounding Doink will get at WrestleMania 9. After we see Crush on a surfboard, he tells Doink to get ready to be crushed.

Tatanka beats Al Burke. After the match, Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales enter the ring as Tatanka is on his way out, and Wippleman takes the microphone. He says he is here to inform the people that Giant Gonzales was scheduled to take on thirty different opponents tonight, even ten at a time, but when everyone found out they were going against Giant Gonzalez, they all packed their bags and hit the door running. He says this is the reason why The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen in the arena tonight, because he is just like all the other cowards and he is scared to death. He then says that Giant Gonzales is not fixing to stand around and wait until April 4th for WrestleMania 9 to destroy The Undertaker, as they are going to find The Undertaker themselves right now. Giant Gonzales takes the microphone and says that when he finds The Undertaker, he will bury him.

We see Mike Modana from the NHL All-Star spend time with the perfect goaltender: Mr. Perfect. During the match, it is announced that WWF Spotlight Magazine has Mr. Perfect on the cover. After the match, Lex Luger puts Joey Maggs in front of the mirror, mocks his physique and calls him "pathetic," and tells everyone that he is what a wrestler is supposed to look like.

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Joey Mags.

Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will square off against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). DiBiase says that The Steiner Brothers are the two finest opponents they have ever seen, and says they have rolled over all their opponents until now when they finally square off against them. If they want a title shot, they will have to earn it, and suggest they get a good manager as Jimmy Hart is looking for a job. Irwin R. Schyster says Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake wanted to wrestle them, and look what happened. He says the same will happen to The Steiner Brothers. Also, Doink takes on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We hear from Savage, who says that we will find out what Doink is made of, but he already knows: nothing in particular, but everything in general as he likes to confuse all the little kids all the other words. Nevertheless, he has made his mark on everyone in the WWF. He says Doink did the same to Crush, but he did it from behind. He says he will be looking out for him, and looking at him from a perspective he will not like. He says he will take Doink down, not because he is insecure, but because he is very secure. Also at Madison Square Garden, Tatanka will face Papa Shango.

Next week: Giant Gonzalez! Doink! Bob Backlund! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! A special interview with "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Kamala!