Raymond Rougeau interviews Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Paul Bearer says that not only is The Undertaker unstoppable, but that he is the most powerful entity in the World Wrestling Federation as well as the face of the earth. He says that The Undertaker is heading for Giant Gonzales. The Undertaker tells Giant Gonzales he has grown tired of his futile attempts at destroying what cannot be destroyed, and not only will he draw power from the souls of the deceased, he will draw power from the souls of the living. He has met Giant Gonzales in his element; now Giant Gonzales must meet him in his and enter the world of the dark side, where only he can survive and Giant Gonzales will be made to suffer. He tells Giant Gonzales to rest in peace.
The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Scott Bazo and Bob Young.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for Monday night, May 10th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. He also advertises a show at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on Saturday night, May 22nd at 8 PM - with $2 off for kids 12 and under - where Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) will square off against The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake). It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter will be the special guest referee for the match to keep it under control. We then see an interview with The Mega Maniacs from Okerlund. Hulk says he feels like a multi-million dollar man since WrestleMania 9, but it's really just the five-time WWF Champion in disguise. He says Money Inc. has been bankrolled and their assets seized once, but their biggest treasure was "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, who is now managing The Mega Maniacs. Now that Hart is on their side and they have the WWF Championship, they are going for the tag titles again. Brutus says the titanium steel plates will tell the real story, and that this time, Money Inc. will be the ones getting split instead of a split decision.
We see a vignette for The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn), who say they've heard about nothing but trouble in the tag team division. They then shoot bottles and cans with their pistols, and with nothing like a little scrap to get a man's attention, they are heading to the WWF and look for some tag team excitement. They then shoot more bottles. When the smoke clears, they will go down...1...2...3.
virgil beats The White Shadow.
On the King of the Ring Report - a report for King of the Ring, a new WWF event coming to pay-per-view on June 13th - there will be a single-elimination eight-man tournament. Bracketing through means of qualifying matches will start this week. Superstars involved include Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who is seeded #1 by WWF President Jack Tunney. We then hear from Bret, who says he is gathering his thoughts to return to the top, and taking his fans with him as he becomes King of the Ring. He is now in the #1 seed, and he feels sorry for whoever gets in the ring with him. Okerlund also announces that the WWF Championship will be on the line when Hulk Hogan defends the title against Yokozuna. We hear from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji. Mr. Fuji is not happy his appeal was overruled, and at King of the Ring, Hogan will lose the built as quickly as he won it, as Yokozuna will be fresh this time around unlike at WrestleMania 9. We then hear from Hulk Hogan, who was on the set of Thunder In Paradise in Clearwater, Florida in a pre-recorded interview with Okerlund. Hogan says he is only in Hollywood is simply because it was a prior commitment, and he plans to hang on to the WWF Championship. He says that the ring crew had better have the ring reinforced, for when he gets Yokozuna in the air, he will press him over his head, show him off to the Hulkamaniacs in the arena, and when Yokozuna splits the ring in half, he will go down for a second time. As for Mr. Fuji or anyone else who messes with him or anyone on his side, he is messing with family, which he regards more than life. At King of the Ring, Yokozuna will have a date with disaster, and he will get a haircut and look like Mr. Fuji thanks to Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. It is then announced that Bob Backlund and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will face each other for a seed on Wrestling Challenge, and Doink and Mr. Perfect will go at it for a slot here on Superstars this week.
Doink vs. Mr. Perfect wrestle to a time limit draw, and neither man qualifies for the King of the Ring Tournament. During the match, we are supposed to hear pre-recorded comments from Crush, but we get Doink instead, who suddenly pops up on the screen, says that it is an illusion, then disappears just as instantly.
We hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who says he had the last laugh last week when he attacked Tatanka backstage and cut his hair. Tatanka says his red hair, which symbolizes his people, is sacred, and when Bam Bam Bigelow desecrated his heritage, it started a fire that will burn until he gets his revenge.
Typhoon beats Larry Ludden.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger vs. Terry Zeller ends before it begins when Luger knocks Zeller out with a running forearm for standing in front of his mirror. During the match, it is announced that "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan will face Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship next week on Raw.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises Monday Night Raw for Monday night, May 10th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Tonight at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York - with kids 12 and under getting in for $2 less - Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Mr. Perfect. We hear from Mr. Perfect, who says that everywhere he goes, he hears about how Shawn jumped him from behind and treated him like a piece of garbage. Mr. Perfect says he is not a piece of garbage, and that Shawn is. He says Shawn's problem is that he is walking around like he is the king of the ring, but he is a two-time Intercontinental Champion and he knows what it takes to hold the title. He says Shawn has great assets, but he is Mr. Perfect, and that Shawn is about to get what is coming to him. Also on the Nassau Coliseum card, Bret "Hit Man" Hart faces "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Luger, who asks if it is unfair that he is genetically superior while everyone else is genetically shortchanged, if is it fair that he has a steel plate implanted in his forearm after a motorcycle accident that WWF President Jack Tunney can do nothing about it, and if it is fair that Bret "Hit Man" Hart was knocked out at the WrestleMania brunch and subsequently lost the WWF Championship. He says it isn't, and says he will write the final chapter of Bret's career the next time they meet in the ring. Also on the Nassau card: Bob Backlund faces Blake Beverly, Kamala faces Bam Bam Bigelow, The Headshrinkers face an unknown opponent, and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan takes on Yokozuna.
Next week: The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) and Kamala vs. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Mr. Hughes! "El Matador" Tito Santana vs. Razor Ramon in a qualifying match for the King of the Ring Tournament!
Razor Ramon tells "El Matador" Tito Santana that next week to bring it, don't sing it, next week. Santana tells Razor Ramon that when the bell sounds, this Mexican will be coming at him and he intends to put it to him.
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Saturday, March 13, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 13, 1993
Papa Shango beats Mark Ming.
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Ed Arce and The White Shadow. During the match, it is announced that in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article in the Private Eye section about The Nasty Boys' misadventures at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla, who will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York today from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect take on Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who tells Bret that it is no secret that every wrestler wants to be on top of the WWF, and that it is no secret that anything goes. He will do whatever it takes, and Mr. Perfect and Bret's troubles have doubled as he has a partner they won't believe: "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. He promises that they will put them out. We then hear from Mr. Perfect and Bret. Mr. Perfect finds it a little hard to believe that the two of them have joined forces, but it is for a very good reason, as Razor and Luger need to be taught a wrestling lesson, and who better to do it than him and Bret. Bret says Luger will not learn technical wrestling by looking into a mirror, while Razor doesn't know the meaning of bad as he has not stepped into the ring with them. They will be there.
Yokozuna beats Casey Cleric. After the match, Raymond Rougeau interviews Mr. Fuji, and says Bret "Hit Man" Hart will not lose at WrestleMania. Mr. Fuji says that Yokozuna will destroy Bret at WrestleMania, and after that, they will call him "The Squashed Man" instead of "The Hit Man." Rougeau says that Casey Cleric is no Bret Hart, and says Yokozuna will be facing a man with tremendous wrestling skills and more determination any other WWF Champion, and what they are talking about is respect. Mr. Fuji then tells Yokozuna to show Cleric some respect, and he does that in the form of another belly-to-belly suplex and a few stomps to the chest before hitting him with another Banzai Drop. Rougeau says Mr. Fuji has made his point and tells him to call Yokozuna off as Cleric is turning blue, but Mr. Fuji says Cleric will learn respect for Yokozuna. He then calls Yokozuna off this time, but at WrestleMania, Bret will get much worse than what Cleric received, and Yokozuna will get all the respect when he becomes the WWF Champion.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who tells Yokozuna that he hopes he feels like a big man after squashing Casey Cleric to build up his confidence and tear down his, but that will not happen as he is the excellence of execution and the best technical wrestler in the WWF, and what Mr. Fuji has does not scare him. When Fuji steps in the ring, he will make that one fatal mistake, and Yokozuna will have to come up for air as he does not have the endurance to keep up with him, and that he'll see what they've got at WrestleMania. We also hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who say that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) think they found the equalizer to beat them, but when they step into the ring, the dice will come up snake eyes. Irwin R. Schyster says they won't need the briefcase at WrestleMania as it will not hold all the money they are going to win and that they have a special armor-proof briefcase made just for Brutus. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Tatanka thinks the odds are in his favor, and that at WrestleMania 9, it would be an unwise gamble to go against him, because when he comes to the show, he will show everyone in the WWF that Tatanka has a yellow stripe running down his back to match the red stripe running down his head. We also hear from Crush in Kona, Hawaii, who says he will manhandle the waves today much like how he will manhandle Doink at WrestleMania 9. He says the sound of the waves pounding on the rocks is nothing compared to the sound of the pounding Doink will get at WrestleMania 9. After we see Crush on a surfboard, he tells Doink to get ready to be crushed.
Tatanka beats Al Burke. After the match, Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales enter the ring as Tatanka is on his way out, and Wippleman takes the microphone. He says he is here to inform the people that Giant Gonzales was scheduled to take on thirty different opponents tonight, even ten at a time, but when everyone found out they were going against Giant Gonzalez, they all packed their bags and hit the door running. He says this is the reason why The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen in the arena tonight, because he is just like all the other cowards and he is scared to death. He then says that Giant Gonzales is not fixing to stand around and wait until April 4th for WrestleMania 9 to destroy The Undertaker, as they are going to find The Undertaker themselves right now. Giant Gonzales takes the microphone and says that when he finds The Undertaker, he will bury him.
We see Mike Modana from the NHL All-Star spend time with the perfect goaltender: Mr. Perfect. During the match, it is announced that WWF Spotlight Magazine has Mr. Perfect on the cover. After the match, Lex Luger puts Joey Maggs in front of the mirror, mocks his physique and calls him "pathetic," and tells everyone that he is what a wrestler is supposed to look like.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Joey Mags.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will square off against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). DiBiase says that The Steiner Brothers are the two finest opponents they have ever seen, and says they have rolled over all their opponents until now when they finally square off against them. If they want a title shot, they will have to earn it, and suggest they get a good manager as Jimmy Hart is looking for a job. Irwin R. Schyster says Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake wanted to wrestle them, and look what happened. He says the same will happen to The Steiner Brothers. Also, Doink takes on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We hear from Savage, who says that we will find out what Doink is made of, but he already knows: nothing in particular, but everything in general as he likes to confuse all the little kids all the other words. Nevertheless, he has made his mark on everyone in the WWF. He says Doink did the same to Crush, but he did it from behind. He says he will be looking out for him, and looking at him from a perspective he will not like. He says he will take Doink down, not because he is insecure, but because he is very secure. Also at Madison Square Garden, Tatanka will face Papa Shango.
Next week: Giant Gonzalez! Doink! Bob Backlund! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! A special interview with "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Kamala!
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Ed Arce and The White Shadow. During the match, it is announced that in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, there is an article in the Private Eye section about The Nasty Boys' misadventures at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla, who will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York today from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink and Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect take on Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who tells Bret that it is no secret that every wrestler wants to be on top of the WWF, and that it is no secret that anything goes. He will do whatever it takes, and Mr. Perfect and Bret's troubles have doubled as he has a partner they won't believe: "The Narcissist" Lex Luger. He promises that they will put them out. We then hear from Mr. Perfect and Bret. Mr. Perfect finds it a little hard to believe that the two of them have joined forces, but it is for a very good reason, as Razor and Luger need to be taught a wrestling lesson, and who better to do it than him and Bret. Bret says Luger will not learn technical wrestling by looking into a mirror, while Razor doesn't know the meaning of bad as he has not stepped into the ring with them. They will be there.
Yokozuna beats Casey Cleric. After the match, Raymond Rougeau interviews Mr. Fuji, and says Bret "Hit Man" Hart will not lose at WrestleMania. Mr. Fuji says that Yokozuna will destroy Bret at WrestleMania, and after that, they will call him "The Squashed Man" instead of "The Hit Man." Rougeau says that Casey Cleric is no Bret Hart, and says Yokozuna will be facing a man with tremendous wrestling skills and more determination any other WWF Champion, and what they are talking about is respect. Mr. Fuji then tells Yokozuna to show Cleric some respect, and he does that in the form of another belly-to-belly suplex and a few stomps to the chest before hitting him with another Banzai Drop. Rougeau says Mr. Fuji has made his point and tells him to call Yokozuna off as Cleric is turning blue, but Mr. Fuji says Cleric will learn respect for Yokozuna. He then calls Yokozuna off this time, but at WrestleMania, Bret will get much worse than what Cleric received, and Yokozuna will get all the respect when he becomes the WWF Champion.
During the WrestleMania 9 report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who tells Yokozuna that he hopes he feels like a big man after squashing Casey Cleric to build up his confidence and tear down his, but that will not happen as he is the excellence of execution and the best technical wrestler in the WWF, and what Mr. Fuji has does not scare him. When Fuji steps in the ring, he will make that one fatal mistake, and Yokozuna will have to come up for air as he does not have the endurance to keep up with him, and that he'll see what they've got at WrestleMania. We also hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), who say that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) think they found the equalizer to beat them, but when they step into the ring, the dice will come up snake eyes. Irwin R. Schyster says they won't need the briefcase at WrestleMania as it will not hold all the money they are going to win and that they have a special armor-proof briefcase made just for Brutus. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who says Tatanka thinks the odds are in his favor, and that at WrestleMania 9, it would be an unwise gamble to go against him, because when he comes to the show, he will show everyone in the WWF that Tatanka has a yellow stripe running down his back to match the red stripe running down his head. We also hear from Crush in Kona, Hawaii, who says he will manhandle the waves today much like how he will manhandle Doink at WrestleMania 9. He says the sound of the waves pounding on the rocks is nothing compared to the sound of the pounding Doink will get at WrestleMania 9. After we see Crush on a surfboard, he tells Doink to get ready to be crushed.
Tatanka beats Al Burke. After the match, Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales enter the ring as Tatanka is on his way out, and Wippleman takes the microphone. He says he is here to inform the people that Giant Gonzales was scheduled to take on thirty different opponents tonight, even ten at a time, but when everyone found out they were going against Giant Gonzalez, they all packed their bags and hit the door running. He says this is the reason why The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen in the arena tonight, because he is just like all the other cowards and he is scared to death. He then says that Giant Gonzales is not fixing to stand around and wait until April 4th for WrestleMania 9 to destroy The Undertaker, as they are going to find The Undertaker themselves right now. Giant Gonzales takes the microphone and says that when he finds The Undertaker, he will bury him.
We see Mike Modana from the NHL All-Star spend time with the perfect goaltender: Mr. Perfect. During the match, it is announced that WWF Spotlight Magazine has Mr. Perfect on the cover. After the match, Lex Luger puts Joey Maggs in front of the mirror, mocks his physique and calls him "pathetic," and tells everyone that he is what a wrestler is supposed to look like.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Joey Mags.
Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will square off against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). DiBiase says that The Steiner Brothers are the two finest opponents they have ever seen, and says they have rolled over all their opponents until now when they finally square off against them. If they want a title shot, they will have to earn it, and suggest they get a good manager as Jimmy Hart is looking for a job. Irwin R. Schyster says Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake wanted to wrestle them, and look what happened. He says the same will happen to The Steiner Brothers. Also, Doink takes on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. We hear from Savage, who says that we will find out what Doink is made of, but he already knows: nothing in particular, but everything in general as he likes to confuse all the little kids all the other words. Nevertheless, he has made his mark on everyone in the WWF. He says Doink did the same to Crush, but he did it from behind. He says he will be looking out for him, and looking at him from a perspective he will not like. He says he will take Doink down, not because he is insecure, but because he is very secure. Also at Madison Square Garden, Tatanka will face Papa Shango.
Next week: Giant Gonzalez! Doink! Bob Backlund! Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)! A special interview with "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Kamala!
Saturday, February 13, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 13, 1993
Tatanka beats Shawn Michaels.
We hear from Mr. Fuji, who brags about Yokozuna squashing "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and draping the American flag over him. It is announced on commentary that Duggan has suffered broken ribs and internal bleeding resulting from torn intercostals from last week's attack from Yokozuna, and that it is not known when Duggan will return.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Alan Burke and Larry Sampson. During the match, it is announced that a personality profile on The Steiners is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available at newsstands now.
Now available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video: Survivor Series 1992 and Royal Rumble 1993!
Sean Mooney announces the show at Nassau Coliseum on February 26th, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) face The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), The Big Boss Man - with Sensation Sherri in his corner - takes on Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and Yokozuna takes on The Undertaker. Mr. Fuji says he and Yokozuna are on a big roll after winning the Royal Rumble Match, and that The Undertaker is in Yokozuna's path to WrestleMania 9. He says The Undertaker is a big man, but Yokozuna is bigger and stronger, and that The Undertaker will never put him in a Tombstone Piledriver and that he will rest in peace in an oriental garden. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Bearer says that Mr. Fuji should tell Yokozuna that no mortal man can be free from pain until he crosses over to eternity, and then and only then will he no longer feel pain. He says Yokozuna has a rendezvous with death, The Undertaker and pain. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna he earned his name for taking men out of a circle, while he acquired his name from taking men out. The game is over, and it is now life and death.
Steve Jordan, All-Pro of the Minnesota Vikings, catches footballs with Mr. Perfect, and Mr. Perfect shows he is a perfect passer. Mr. Perfect then throws a football high up into the air, runs to the other end of the field and catches the football on its way down.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats an unnamed opponent.
At WrestleMania 9, it is announced that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be defending the WWF Championship against Yokozuna. Also, The Undertaker will face Giant Gonzales, and Crush will face Doink.
Crush beats The White Shadow with the Cranium Crusher in his first match back from injury.
Donations to WWF Headlock On Hunger can be made to the following address: American Red Cross, WWF Headlock on Hunger, P.O. Box 37243, Washington, DC 20013.
We see an interview between Vince McMahon and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Brutus says God and Hulk Hogan are like his sword and his shield, and are the reasons he is coming back. As for Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), their overconfidence is their downfall, as God and Hulk Hogan are a team that they cannot beat.
Giant Gonzales beats Louie Spicolli, Scott Bazo, and Dan Farren in a 3-on-1 handicap match after Bazo and Farren run away once Giant Gonzales annihilates Spicolli.
Sean Mooney plugs Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York on February 22nd and March 1st. On the 22nd, a 6-man tag team battle will take place and will involve Tatanka and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) vs. Shawn Michaels and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly). Also, Hulk Hogan is rumored to be making a special appearance. He also plugs the Nassau Colosseum show again. We then hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who say that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) may have come to WWF with hopes and dreams, but they will get only what they deserve. They know that they are great athletes, but this is the WWF, and that they are the #1 tag team here and that there is room for only one brother tag team. We hear from The Big Boss Man, who tells Shawn Michaels to get a good, long look at him, and that there are a few things to settle as he has kept his eye on him. He knows that Shawn likes to run people over, even going so far as not to care about Sensational Sherri, and says he will take the WWF Intercontinental Championship from him and walk away proud.
Next week: The Undertaker! Kamala! Razor Ramon! Mr. Perfect! Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Earthquake!
We hear from Mr. Fuji, who brags about Yokozuna squashing "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and draping the American flag over him. It is announced on commentary that Duggan has suffered broken ribs and internal bleeding resulting from torn intercostals from last week's attack from Yokozuna, and that it is not known when Duggan will return.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Alan Burke and Larry Sampson. During the match, it is announced that a personality profile on The Steiners is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available at newsstands now.
Now available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video: Survivor Series 1992 and Royal Rumble 1993!
Sean Mooney announces the show at Nassau Coliseum on February 26th, where The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) face The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), The Big Boss Man - with Sensation Sherri in his corner - takes on Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, and Yokozuna takes on The Undertaker. Mr. Fuji says he and Yokozuna are on a big roll after winning the Royal Rumble Match, and that The Undertaker is in Yokozuna's path to WrestleMania 9. He says The Undertaker is a big man, but Yokozuna is bigger and stronger, and that The Undertaker will never put him in a Tombstone Piledriver and that he will rest in peace in an oriental garden. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Bearer says that Mr. Fuji should tell Yokozuna that no mortal man can be free from pain until he crosses over to eternity, and then and only then will he no longer feel pain. He says Yokozuna has a rendezvous with death, The Undertaker and pain. The Undertaker tells Yokozuna he earned his name for taking men out of a circle, while he acquired his name from taking men out. The game is over, and it is now life and death.
Steve Jordan, All-Pro of the Minnesota Vikings, catches footballs with Mr. Perfect, and Mr. Perfect shows he is a perfect passer. Mr. Perfect then throws a football high up into the air, runs to the other end of the field and catches the football on its way down.
"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats an unnamed opponent.
At WrestleMania 9, it is announced that Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be defending the WWF Championship against Yokozuna. Also, The Undertaker will face Giant Gonzales, and Crush will face Doink.
Crush beats The White Shadow with the Cranium Crusher in his first match back from injury.
Donations to WWF Headlock On Hunger can be made to the following address: American Red Cross, WWF Headlock on Hunger, P.O. Box 37243, Washington, DC 20013.
We see an interview between Vince McMahon and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Brutus says God and Hulk Hogan are like his sword and his shield, and are the reasons he is coming back. As for Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), their overconfidence is their downfall, as God and Hulk Hogan are a team that they cannot beat.
Giant Gonzales beats Louie Spicolli, Scott Bazo, and Dan Farren in a 3-on-1 handicap match after Bazo and Farren run away once Giant Gonzales annihilates Spicolli.
Sean Mooney plugs Monday Night Raw at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York on February 22nd and March 1st. On the 22nd, a 6-man tag team battle will take place and will involve Tatanka and The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) vs. Shawn Michaels and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly). Also, Hulk Hogan is rumored to be making a special appearance. He also plugs the Nassau Colosseum show again. We then hear from The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who say that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) may have come to WWF with hopes and dreams, but they will get only what they deserve. They know that they are great athletes, but this is the WWF, and that they are the #1 tag team here and that there is room for only one brother tag team. We hear from The Big Boss Man, who tells Shawn Michaels to get a good, long look at him, and that there are a few things to settle as he has kept his eye on him. He knows that Shawn likes to run people over, even going so far as not to care about Sensational Sherri, and says he will take the WWF Intercontinental Championship from him and walk away proud.
Next week: The Undertaker! Kamala! Razor Ramon! Mr. Perfect! Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Earthquake!
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