Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 6, 1993

Razor Ramon beats Brian Boyer.

Tatanka says he has proved to the great spirit, his people and all the little braves that he can beat Shawn Michaels, and at WrestleMania 9, he will fulfill a lifetime dream and become WWF Intercontinental Champion.

Crush beats Louie Spicolli with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, Crush's current feud with Doink is covered in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available on newsstands this Tuesday.

Sean Mooney advertises a meet and greet with Team IcoPro member and bodybuilder Danny Padilla at Westerly Health Foods, 913 8th Avenue, New York, New York from 1 to 3 PM on March 12th. The following day on March 13th, Danny Padilla will be signing autographs and giving out training tips at BE-VI Natural Foods, 6302 Bergenline Avenue, West New York, New Jersey from 11 AM to 1 PM. Later that day, Padilla will be at Odessa Nutrition Center, Beach Shopping Center, Peekskill, New York from 4 PM to 6 PM. Mooney also advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where the team of Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will take on the team of Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect. We hear from "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, who says that he had to accept the challenge at WrestleMania 9 and that Mr. Perfect might be breathing a sigh of fresh air, but before that, he will team with Razor Ramon to take on Mr. Perfect and Bret. He asks who else Razor Ramon would go to for a tag team match than him, the present and the future of the WWF and the biggest since day one. He tells Mr. Perfect and Bret he gets two for the price of one and gets to embarrass both of them when he and Razor beat them. Money, Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) will be taking on The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). We hear from the Steiners. Scott says that since they have come to the WWF, they have taken out all competition and become very successful. They now have the opportunity of a lifetime to take on the WWF tag team champions in a non-title bout, and that Money Inc. might be a little worried. Rick says that Money Inc. must have a lot of things going through their mind and may have worries, but they have no worries.

We ear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He says he has been in the WWF for many years, and for all those years, he has held the American flag high and proud. During the troubles in Iran and through the Iraqi war, he has held the flag produly, but now things have changed, not only in his private life with his new baby, but in the ring when Yokozuna crushed him after he knocked him off his feet. He says he made a mistake in celebrating too early with the fans, and Mr. Fui and Yokozuna hurt him like never before. He can still picture the American flag crumpled up in the middle of the ring as he was taken to the back in a stretcher, and he thinks back to all the brave men and women who have given their leaves lives to keep it off the ground. He thought of all the flag-draped coffins that have come home. He feels that he has let the viewers, the fans, his family and his country down, and for that, he is ashamed and he is sorry.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Gary Key and Davey Starr. During the match, we see a pre-recorded message from Afa in his native language, who tells The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) that the difference between them and The Headshrinkers is that the Steiners wrestle and The Headshrinkers tear heads off. He says that The Steiners will find out come WrestleMania 9 what they will do to their heads.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Bret says that being WWF Champion allows you to stand back and watch everyone, and he has watched Yokozuna wipe out everyone he has been in the ring with. He knows about what Yokozuna did to "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, and says that if that doesn't put chills up your spine, nothing will. He says Yokozuna has impressed him with a lot of things, including winning the Royal Rumble Match. He says he would be a liar if he said he he did not have a pit in his stomach from the thought of facing him. He tells Yokozuna to keep one thing in mind: he became champion by having the tenacity, the dedication and the excellence of execution. He cannot think of a better place to go against all odds than Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada, as he knows a lot of people who are counting him out and going in as one big underdog. He promises Yokozuna one big thing: every time he defends the title against every single opponent he has ever faced, they have walked away with respect for him and the excellence of execution. He says that the Japanese are big on respect, and when Yokozuna steps out of the ring at WrestleMania 9, he will respect him. When Bret himself steps out of the ring, he will be wearing the WWF Championship.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Brian West.

We hear from The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) and Jimmy Hart. Hart says Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) are in a lot of trouble now. Hart says he has managed a lot of tag teams, but none like The Mega Maniacs, whom he says are unstoppable. Hogan says the whole world knew the desire he had to get back into the WWF, and when Money Inc. poured gasoline on the red and yellow of Hulkamania, they it themselves on fire, and with the tag team titles on the line at WrestleMania 9, he expects Santa Claus to come down the WWF Christmas chimney when the thinks about the red and yellow. As for Brutus being "the weak link in the team," he says Money Inc. has got it backwards. Brutus tells Money Inc. they made the biggest mistake of their lives by not finishing the job when they went after him, as they now have Hulk and Hart to contend with and the man upstairs is riding right behind him. Hulk takes the bandage off Brutus' nose and tells Brutus he is 'Brutus "Bionic" Beefcake' now, as the titanium steel rods in his head are holding just fine. Hulk says he was there when Brutus had his face crushed and when the plates and rods were placed in his head, and saw when Money Inc. hit Brutus' face with their briefcase. He says that the titanium in Brutus' head is stronger than anything on Earth, and says that with Jimmy Hart, they know everything about Money Inc. They have placed all their assets in the big man upstairs, and asks Money Inc. what they're going to do when they all run wild on them.

It is announced on the WrestleMania 9 Report that The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) have accepted Money Inc.'s ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships. We then hear from Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna. Fuji says that Bret "Hit Man" Hart considers himself to be the underdog, but he considers Bret a beaten man already, as Yokozuna is 505 lbs. and that it is pretty obvious what he is going to do to him. Suddenly, it is reported that Harvey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales are in the ring. Wippleman tells the crowd to head the words of Gonzales, and Gonzales tells The Undertaker to rest in peace. We then hear from "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, who admires his own body and says that WrestleMania 9 is the perfect event to make a perfect example out of Mr. Perfect and prove that he has arrived. After Mr. Perfect is humiliated, he will learn the meaning of true perfection the hard way. We then hear from Mr. Perfect, who says that Lex Luger needs a mirror to remind himself that he has a great body, but wants to know if he wants to know if it is built for show or built for go, as he is always go, 100 percent.

The Steiner Brothers beat Mark Coretti and Dan Ferren. During the match, it is announced that there is an article on The Steiner Brothers in the newest issue of WWF Magazine. After the match, "THe King" Jerry Lawler daws a picture of a dog's face on the Magistrator, saying it is the Steiners' mother and that she is where the Steiners got their looks from.

Sean Mooney advertises Raw for Monday night, March 22nd at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York at 8 PM. Kamala will face Giant Gonzales, while Tatanka, Bob Backlund and Bam Bam Bigelow will be there. He then advertises the show for Madison Square Garden on March 21st, where "Macho Man" Randy Savage will be taking on Doink. Doink says he will beat The Macho Man, then wants to know who Savage is behind his facade. When all is said and done, he will be laughing on the outside while Savage will be crying on the inside. Razor Ramon and "The Narcissist" Lex Luger will be taking on Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Mr. Perfect. We hear from Bret and Mr. Perfect, and Mr. Perfect says who would have thought that they would join forces, and says the time has come and that Luger and Razor had better take a look at the two best wrestlers ever. Bret says they aren't as bad as they think they are, and that Luger has a lot to learn from them. Bret says they can destroy them, but they can't seem to decide on whether they will do it excellently or perfectly. Also, Tatanka faces Papa Shango and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster).

Next week: The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! "The Narcissist" Lex Luger! Tatanka! Yokozuna! A big message from The Mega Maniacs (Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake)!