For once, Vince McMahon, Rob Bartlett and "Macho Man" Randy Savage aren't on commentary. Instead, it's Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. An unknown guy who obviously isn't Vince McMahon does his best Vince impersonation before the show begins.
Razor Ramon beats Russ Greenberg.
Typhoon beats L.A. Gore.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan doesn't even know how to start the interview with Giant Gonzales.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Giant Gonzales and his manager, Harvey Whippleman. Whippleman was right about having a big surprise for the WWF, but he can't get an opponent who's willing to fight him...except the Undertaker, who stood up to him at Royal Rumble. Whippleman tells Undertaker to bring the biggest coffin he can find, as Undertaker and Paul Bearer will both be laying in it when Giant Gonzales destroys them. Speaking of Giant Gonzales, he has a giant surprise for Undertaker himself.
Bob Backlund gets a surprise win on Papa Shango.
It is announced that WrestleMania IX will be the world's largest toga party: the announcers, cameraman and even some people in the audience will all be wearing togas.
Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) tells The Megamaniacs that they're running out of luck at Caesars Palace at WrestleMania 9.
Paul Bearer and The Undertaker plan to make Caesars Palace their personal graveyard at WrestleMania 9. Undertaker tells Giant Gonzales that his nightmare will soon become reality.
The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs) vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) ends in a double-disqualification when the fight goes outside and weapons, food and condiments come into play.
We take a moment to look at the numerous amounts of community service made by the WWF.
Next week: Kamala takes on Doink! Tatanka faces Repo Man! Also, The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke).
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