Showing posts with label Ludvig Borga. Show all posts
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Saturday, February 12, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for February 12, 1994

Crush beats Jay Stryker with the Cranium Crusher.

During Update, "The Rocket" Owen Hart gives credit where credit is due to his brother Bret "Hit Man" Hart, and says that if he beats Bret, it will make him better than Bret when he beats him at WrestleMania 10.

Sgt. Thompson is honorary ring announcer for the next match.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Brad Anderson. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who says that Valentine's Day is coming soon and that he has a heart, and it belong to Luna Vachon. The moonsault that Bam Bam uses to finish off Brad Anderson ends up being his Valentine's Day gift for Luna.

We hear from Jim Cornette, who says that he and Mr. Fuji are thinking about WrestleMania 10, as both Lex Luger and Bret "Hit Man" Hart have to be taken seriously. He says both Luger and Bret are both going down. He mentions that Bret's match with his brother "The Rocket' Owen Hart will mess with Bret's emotions, and if he snaps Owen's legs, he will be at a disadvantage. For that, Luger is the guy to be more concerned with, as he can still finish Yokozuna off with the steel plate in his forearm and do whatever he has to do to win the WWF Championship from him. He says that the prophecy has come true before, and it will come true again at WrestleMania 10.

Next week on Superstars: "The Rocket" Owen Hart vs. Marty Jannetty!

The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke) quickly beat Barry Horowitz and Reno Riggins.

We see a vignette for Alundra Blayze.

Ludvig Borga beats Jason Voltaire with the Torture Rack.

On the WrestleMania 10 Report, it is announced that Little Richard will perform at the event. It is also announced that Sy Sperling, president of the Hair Club for Men, will also be at WrestleMania 10. Also, Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon in a Ladder Match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship is official for WrestleMania 10, and that both Razor's title and Shawn's bonus title will be hung several feet above the ring. Whoever grabs the titles first will be the winner and the undisputed Intercontiental Champion. We hear from Shawn, who says that their match is unprecedented and that there is none better to deliver in the match as he takes bac what is rightfully his. We then hear from Razor, who says that there is too much confusion and that somebody will decide at WrestleMania 10 and that somebody will leave the real champion. Also at WrestleMania 10, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and Alundra Blayze will defend the WWF Women's Championship against Debbie Combs.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage beats "The Model" Rick Martel. Before the match, it is announced that an article on "Macho Man" Randy Savage staying drug free for years is in the current issue of WWF Magazine, available on newsstands now.

We hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart. He is preparing for WrestleMania 10 like he prepares for everything else. He is 100% physically and he is mentally sound, but emotionally, things are a little tougher. He wanted to avoid a physical confrontation with his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart, whom he says is in his prime and can be a threat to anyone. He says he has not felt comfortable with the match, and while Owen is more aerial and he is more ground-based, he is confident he can get past Owen. He wants Lex Luger to beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship, but admits that match is too close to call. Nevertheless, he is prepared for anything at WrestleMania 10.

Next week: Earthquake returns! Alundra Blayze vs. Heidi Lee Morgan for the WWF Women's Championship! The Funeral Parlor returns!

We hear from Paul Bearer, who says that next week, the fans will witness the return of The Funeral Parlor with special guest Yokozuna. He also says that the spirit of The Undertaker might be there, too.

Saturday, January 22, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 22, 1994

Ludvig Borga beats Tim McNeany with the Torture Rack. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who tells Ludvig Borga that he has prepared and has come with the wisdom of the chiefs and the power of the great spirit, and he will make his people proud by inflicting pain upon him.

We hear from The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo. Polo says The Quebecers have done what they said they would do, and took the tag team titles back from The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty. Polo says The Quebecers are ready for Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart, and says they will keep the belts at Royal Rumble while Bret and Owen beat the snot out of each other. Jacques says they will defend the tag team titles and show what true brotherly love is all about.

Doink quickly beats Corey Student. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who says that he will set the ring on fire and win the Royal Rumble Match against 28 other men and one clown.

Jim Ross announces that tickets for WrestleMania 10 will be on sale this Monday at the Madison Square Garden box office, all area TicketMaster outlets and by phone. He then advertises a show at Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York next Sunday at 1:30 PM with four main events. Bret "Hit Man" Hart will take on Irwin R. Schyster, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) face Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga in a two-out-of-three falls match, Lex Luger and Crush square off, and Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will go at it with The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre). We hear from Johnny Polo, who says that Men on a Mission have terrible hairstyles and look like parachutes. He also says that Oscar stinks at rapper and that he is even better, and predicts that The Quebecers will bring the pain.

We hear from Paul Bearer, who tells Yokozuna that it is time for his journey into the dark side. He says Yokozuna may be deathly afraid, but The Undertaker will fill his special casket with Yokozuna's body and the deterioration process will soon begin. The casket is then carried off on a horse and buggy, then The Undertaker tells Yokozuna to fear not, as he should actually be terrified.

Mike Ferrala is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.

Shawn Michaels beats John Crystal. During the match, we see pre-recorded from Shawn, who says that he will win the Royal Rumble Match this year and become the next WWF Champion.

During the Royal Rumble report, we hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who says Razor Ramon has a bad habit of misplacing gold objects, as he has misplaced the "fool's gold" around his neck and will soon misplace the WWF Intercontinental Championship, as he will be taking it with him after Royal Rumble. We then hear from Razor, who tells I.R.S. that the time for talking is over and the time for fighting has begun.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Adam Bomb and "The Model" Rick Martel after Harvey Wippleman gets caught trying to interfere in the match. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from The Smoking Gunns, who say that they will not let a shot at the WWF Championship slip away from them in the Royal Rumble Match. After the match, Martel is about to beat up Wippleman when he is confronted by Adam Bomb, and Adam Bomb and Martel have an argument before Martel walks out of the ring.

Jim Ross runs down the card for Royal Rumble, then we hear from Shawn Michaels, who says that he is the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion and that he is in the Royal Rumble Match. He does not recognize Razor Ramon as champion, but he is putting his money on Irwin R. Schyster. He says everyone knows he does not like Razor, and that if he had to pick a friend, it would have to be I.R.S. He then says there is only one Intercontinental Champion, and it is him. He also predicts that he himself will win the Royal Rumble Match and earn a shot at the WWF Championship.

Crush beats Dan Dubiel with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Crush, who says that he will come into the ring and go through 29 other men like a tornado in a trailer park and end "Macho Man" Randy Savage's career in the Royal Rumble Match.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen says that everything is okay between him and Bret, and things have not been better. He says tonight will be their night, and talks about how Bret brought a different WWF championship home and laid it on the dining room table. He then says tonight will be the night that he does that alongside Bret with the tag team titles, and he will get his big break and lift off higher than he has ever gone before. He says that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) are going down and that they will be number one. Bret says that his altercation with Owen is water under the bridge and does not matter anymore, as they are a unit and a pair of brothers going to the top. Tonight, they will prove they are the greatest team in the history of the World Wrestling Federation, and when The Quebecers lose, they will be winning the WWF Tag Team Championship for themselves and their family as well as for the fans. He says it is showtime and that there is no stopping them now.

We hear Men on a Mission's (Mabel, Mo, Oscar) Royal Rumble Rap.

Monday, January 10, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 10, 1994

Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) say that they're set for Royal Rumble and tell Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid that they'll be squashed like cockroaches.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage returns to a great positive response to commentary, dressed in a Monday Night Raw themed outfit.

We relived the first anniversary of Raw with events from the show from the past year. We first relive The 1-2-3 Kid's upset win against Razor Ramon.

Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid beat The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) to win the WWF Tag Team Championships! During the break, Janetty and The Kid almost win the titles, but Jacques' foot was on the foot, and the match was continued after the decision was reversed. After the match, Jannetty and The Kid celebrate with "Macho Man" Randy Savage and the Richmond, Virginia crowd.

Lex Luger, as well as Mr Fuji's lieutenants, Genichiro Tenryu and The Great Kabuki, are confirmed for the last three slots in the Royal Rumble match.

We relive "The King" Jerry Lawler breaking Tiny Tim's ukulele for calling him a "Dairy Queen."

Ludvig Borga beats Brad Anderson by submission. During the match, Lex Luger is interviewed via telephone. He congratulates Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid for their tag team title win, wishes Tatanka luck against Ludvig Borga, and thanks the fans for their support as he heads into the Royal Rumble match.

We relive Doink turning face and tossing water at Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

The Undertaker beats Ray Hudson.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage takes on Irwin R. Schyster next week on Raw.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Bastion Booger. After the match, Luna Vachon slaps Bastion Booger, and Bam Bam attacks Booger some more.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo have gotten a rematch for the tag titles at Madison Square Garden next week, and they vow to take the titles back from Marty Jannetty and The 1-2-3 Kid.

We relive Kamala chasing after Kim Chee in the crowd.

Next week: Crush will be on commentary for "Macho Man" Randy Savage's match against Irwin R. Schyster. Speaking of Schyster, he shows up and tells him to celebrate while he still can only to get a face full of the birthday cake that was shown throughout the second half of the show.

Saturday, January 1, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 1, 1994

Before the next match, Quebecer Jacques says he wants to settle something once and for all. He says everyone knows that Lex Luger has a steel plate in his arm, and that he knocked Quebecer Pierre and kept him from participating in Survivor Series. He has some news for Luger: Jacques, Pierre and Johnny Polo have filed a formal complaint, and announces that he will not face Lex Luger until he sees a doctor's note which states that the steel plate has been removed from Luger's right arm. Jacques and Johnny Polo are about to leave, but referees stop them and tell them the match will be happening.

Lex Luger beats Quebecer Jacques. During the match, Lex Luger inadvertently whips Quebecer Jacques into referee Joey Marella, sandwiching him in the corner. Luger goes for the running forearm smash, but Jacques manages to keep the move from happening. Quebecer Pierre shows up, and Johnny Polo drags Jacques out of the ring as Pierre hits Luger with a leg drop. Pierre goes for the pinfall as Johnny Polo wakes Joey Marella up, but Luger kicks out. Luger wrestles Pierre anyway, and hits him with the running forearm smash for the win. Jacques gets in the ring to argue with the referee, but Luger manages to hit Jacques with the forearm anyway to get the win for real. After the match, Johnny Polo gets in the ring to argue with Marella, but he also becomes a running forearm smash recipient.

Jim Ross advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on January 17th with a triple main event. There will be a special 30-man New York City Royal Rumble, with "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Crush, The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey), The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson), Scott Steiner, The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) Doink, and The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke) all participating. Yokozuna will also defend the WWF Championship against Tatanka. We hear from Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette, who mocks Tatanka's vow of revenge and says they will be nothing compared to what he will suffer on the 17th. He says his people felt that pain as he continues to mock their suffering, and says the other people should not be suffering and that they should all get a job because they are unemployed. He then says Tatanka will be out of professional wrestling along with his oath of revenge when Yokozuna squashes him with the Banzai Drop. All the while, Mr. Fuji laughs. We then hear from Tatanka, who says that this is the most important bout of his career, as he is doing this out of revenge and for the WWF Championship. He is the first American, he represents America to the fullest, and he has not forgotten the weeks of pain and suffering that Yokozuna put him through. He tells Yokozuna to prepare himself for battle, because he will inflict suffering upon him and take the WWF Championship away.

Razor Ramon tells us not to smoke.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Mike Khoury and Tim McNeany. As the match begins, we see pre-recorded comments from Afa and The Headshrinkers, where they talk about the upcoming Royal Rumble Match in Samoan.

Rene Rougeau interviews Razor Ramon. He has said it many times: if something happens to his gold chains, something happens to you. He asks Irwin R. Schyster if he knows how long and hard he worked to buy that precious gold, and asks him what a man like him can do to a guy like I.R.S. When asked about Shawn Michaels hitting him with The Razor's Edge, Razor Ramon says nobody knows how deadly The Razor's Move better than he does, and that is why he uses it. He then tells Irwin . Schyster that where he comes from, it's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get up. He is up, he is coming to Royal Rumble, and he is bringing the gold that cannot be bought. If Irwin R. Schyster wants it, he will have to fight.

Trevor Jones is honorary ring announcer for the next match.

Bastion Booger beats Tony Roy.

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation!

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Barry Hardy with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Owen Hart and Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Owen says that at Royal Rumble, they will be coming for the tag team titles, as Bret has been at the top of the mountain once before and they're coming for it again. Bret says they are in focus, and that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will find out the hard way that they mean business.

On the Royal Rumble Report, it is announced that Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn, "The Model" Rick Martel, Bastion Booger, Marty Jannetty, Mo, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, Ludvig Borga and Tatanka. The last three participants will be announced next week. It is also announced that WWF President Jack Tunney is very nervous about the immense public outcry of support for allowing Lex Luger to participate in the Royal Rumble Match. The opinion poll will close at midnight this Sunday. We then hear from Paul Bearer and The Undertaker. Bearer says 1994 is a brand new year and a time to reflect upon past mistakes, but also a time to look towards the future. Bearer goes on to say that 1994 will be "the year of the casket." The Undertaker says he has made his new year's resolution, and Yokozuna will rest in peace.

Ludvig Borga beats John Crystal with the Torture Rack. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who says that his wishes have been granted from the powers above, and now he has two opportunities to exact revenge on Ludvig Borga and inflict pain upon him just as Borga did.

Jim Ross re-advertises the January 17th show. Rick Steiner faces Ludvig Borga, and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. We hear from Jarrett, who says that if Madison Square Garden is Razor's second home, he would hate to see his first, because that is the most dilapidated building he has ever seen in his life. It will be his debut appearance there, and he tells Razor Ramon to get ready, as the Intercontinental Championship will be around his waist. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who says that Madison Square Garden is not only special to him, but to every wrestler who gets goosebumps walking in. He tells Jarrett to step into his den, as he is bringing his gold and his fists, and they will fight.

Next week: Razor Ramon! "Double" Jeff Jarrett! Bret "Hit Man" Hart! Yokozuna in a rare appearance in a handicap match! WWF President Jack Tunney makes his decision as to whether or not Lex Luger will be in the Royal Rumble Match!

Monday, December 20, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 20, 1993

Tatanka tells Ludvig Borga that he is not going to just beat him, he is going to destroy him for what he did to him six weeks ago.

Shawn Michaels guests on commentary this week.

Jeff Jarrett beats P.J. Walker in his Raw debut.

Should WWF President Jack Tunney allow Lex Luger to participate in the 30-man Royal Rumble? Viewers get a chance to vote by phone and voice their opinion.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Dwayne Gill and Barry Hardy.

Already confirmed for Royal Rumble 1994: Yokozuna vs. Undertaker in a Casket Match and Razor Ramon vs. Irwin R. Schyster for the Intercontinental Championship. Bret Hart, Owen, Mabel, Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Crush, Kamala, Doink, Scott Steiner are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.

Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that he plans on ending his career tonight.

Tatanka beats Ludvig Borga by disqualification after Yokozuna gets in the ring.  Tatanka fighits off Yokozuna, but it soon becomes a two-on-one attack on Tatanka until Lex Luger shows up to even the odds.

Captain Lou Albano scouts talent for the next match.

Adam Bomb quickly beats Mark Thomas.

Stock car racer Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is headed to the World Wrestling Federation.

Owen Hart beats Mike Bell with the Sharpshooter.

Paul Bearer takes us to The Undertaker's personal workshop, where The Undertaker is building the custom coffin built for Yokozuna.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Jerry Seavy and Phil Apollo.

Next week: highlights of the WWF Women's Championship finals between Alundra Blayze and Heidi Lee Morgan! Razor Ramon! Lex Luger! Marty Jannetty vs. Johnny Polo!

Saturday, December 4, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for December 4, 1993

Ludvig Borga beats John Paul with the Torture Rack.

Survivor Series 1993 will be available on Coliseum Home Video this Wednesday.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart says it was a family feud, but it was not supposed to be the Hart family against him. He is tired of carrying the load for the family only for Bret "Hit Man" Hart to get all the recognition, and he was two for two until Bret got in his way and got him eliminated. He is also offended by not being invited back to the ring for the victory celebration, and knows where he stands with the family as he says that Bret has been a problem for a long time. He tells Bret to stay out of his way, as he is now looking out for number one. Bret tells Owen to put this behind him, saying it is not important, that everyone in the family is proud of each other and that Owen did great. He asks that Owen sit down with him and their parents so they can settle this thing, as they are family.

Bob Backlund beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Greg Hatfield and Todd Mata.

Jim Ross advertises a show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on December 12th with a triple main event. Marty Jannetty takes on Irwin R. Schsyter, Doink squares off with Bam Bam Bigelow, Lex Luger meets Ludvig Borga in a return bout from October 29th where Lex Luger is forced to wear a protective covering over his right forearm, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage faces Crush. Jim Ross then interviews Savage and Crush (with Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Savage says the Meadowlands Arena is going to burn down when he kicks it into high gear down the aisle and takes Crush down. Crush says Savage talks too much, and tells him he has eight days to wake up, face reality and realize he is no match for Crush. He says he attacked him from behind just like how he stabbed him in the back. Savage says he is a cheap shot artist and he will cheap shot Crush all he wants, and he'll give him another one at the Meadowlands. Crush says Mr. Fuji has taught him how to take Savage down, but Savage tells "Garbage Fuji" that he has a slap for him as well when all hell breaks loose at the Meadowlands.

Chris Walsh is selected to be the guest ring announcer for the next match.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Glenn Ruth.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett is in Nashville, Tennessee, and says that what happened at Buddy Lee Talent Agency will never happen again. He says that they might as well call Music City "T-Shirt City" or "Souvenir City" as he approaches the Legends Hall of Fame Gift Shop, and says he is the only legend here. He meets Waldo the Country Sax, who is playing saxophone in front of the store and has never gotten a break. Jeff Jarrett says he will use the WWF to get his break, and he will come back to Nashville as a star. He gives Waldo a dollar and says he will let him play a set or two on the Double J band. When he does, the WWF will be renamed "the Double J-F."

Diesel beats Frank Kanyak.

The Undertaker says that if you drink and drive, sooner or later, you will meet the undertaker.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Gus Kantarakis and Steve Smyth.

Royal Rumble is coming to pay-per-view on Saturday, January 22nd!

It's time for Reo's Roundup. Reo Rodgers interviews Shawn Michaels, whom he calls the undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion. Shawn shows up in a suit, and says everyone is grateful that the Intercontinental Champion is back in town. He says WWF President Jack Tunney suspended him and stripped him of the title for not making contractual obligations, and says he answers to no man, follows no rules, and comes and goes as he pleases. If he feels like going out on his boat in Texas instead of defending the title at Madison Square Garden, he is going to do it. As for Razor Ramon, him being the Intercontinental Champion concerns him, as he looks like he combs his hair with a pork chop, spent his whole life in the gutter, and strapped a gold belt along his waist and suddenly called himself the Intercontinental Champion. He is afraid this will cause an epidemic, as any joe (or Jose) can get a gold belt anywhere and call himself a champion. He then says there is only one undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion, and it is him. Suddenly, Razor Ramon shows up and tells Shawn he has been hearing him tell the whole world that he is the undisputed Intercontinental Champion, and if it was up to him, he would take the gold the easy way. All he has to do is beat him one, two, three, but just like his whole life, he has to do it the hard way, go through 19 of the best and fight his way from the bottom to the very top, where he likes it. He then says to say hello to the real Intercontinental champ. Shawn blows bubble gum in his face, but Razor pops it with his toothpick and apologizes for bursting his bubble.

Marty Jannetty beats Reno Riggins.

Jim Ross advertises a WWF seasonal celebration to benefit the Salvation Army Borden Avenue veterans' residence at the Paramount in Madison Square Garden on Thursday, December 16th from 7 PM to 10 PM that is also sponsored by WPLJ 95.5 FM. He then re-advertises the show for the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey on December 12th, then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Borga says he did not lose and that Lex Luger cheated the last time they met, and next week, he will finish Lex Luger once and for all and show everyone he is no hero. Luger says he will get a chance to prove that next week, because when he gets in the ring, they are face-to-face, and forearm pad or no forearm pad, he wants to settle this and once for all because he and the fans are tired of listening to him. He cannot wait to take him out one more time, as there will be no more excuses when the square off in the Meadowlands.

Next week: The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)! Bastion Booger! The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)! Irwin R. Schyster! Tatanka returns!

We see a video package of this week's show. It is then announced that the main event of Royal Rumble will be announced.

Monday, November 29, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 29, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Mike Khoury and Reno Riggins.

The WWF Survivor Series encore is live on pay-per-view tomorrow night at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett tries to see Buddy Lee in Nashville at Buddy Lee Auditions with the help of Buddy Lee's cousin, but he gets quickly escorted out.



Diesel vs. Razor Ramon ends after interference from Shawn Michaels. Michael hits Razor with a superkick, then tries to piledrive him on the Intercontinental title only to be thwarted by The 1-2-3 Kid. Razor Ramon beats Diesel by disqualification.



Bam Bam Bigelow beats John Crystal. During the match, it is mentioned that as per Jack Tunney, there can no longer be multiple Doinks, and that there can only be one Doink.

Vince McMahon presents the 1993 Superstar of the Year Award to Bret Hart. Before he presents the award, Vince breaks tradition by introducing the runner-up for the award, Lex Luger. Luger thanks the fans before introducing Bret. Bret thanks the fans for never giving up on him, and even though there are newer, younger guys out there, he still has more to do in the WWF, especially winning back the WWF Championship. He dedicates the trophy to all those who stood by him through the years: fans, friends, and family.

Survivor Series will be available on VHS from Coliseum Home Video on December 9th.

Owen Hart, now wearing wrestling gear similar to brother Bret Hart's, beats Chris Duffy with the Sharpshooter. After the match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Owen outside of the ring, but is unsuccessful.

Ludvig Borga beats Scott Taylor.

The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon are ready to take on Shawn Michaels and Diesel next week.

Next week: Doink! Crush! The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Shawn Michaels!

Saturday, November 13, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for November 13, 1993

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Chuck Greenlee and "Iron" Mike Sharpe.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel, and Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Fowler then interviews Lawler for Face To Face. Lawler makes fun of Fowler's tie, then says he has looked at the card and has noticed that Bret "Hit Man" Hart is not on it. He then says he and his parents had a summit conference and met with fellow Canadian, WWF President Jack Tunney, on how to get one up on him. He says that they are trying to bring in Bret disguised as Doink, and he plans to remove that facepaint and reveal who he is really is. If Doink is indeed Bret, he will end his career once and for all.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart vs. Irwin R. Schyster...next week on Superstars!

Ludvig Borga beats Dan Dubiel with the Torture Rack. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Yokozuna, The Quebecers and Jim Cornette. Cornette warns The All-Americans' (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) potential new partner to realize that it is a exercise in futility to join that team after witnessing what Ludvig Borga can do.

Irwin R. Schyster is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis while playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) show up. Luger says that although Tatanka will not be at Survivor Series physically, he will be there in spirit just like he is now. Luger then says he is privileged to take part in an annual Thanksgiving tradition, and he and the Steiners are very privileged to introduced their new tag team partner: The Undertaker. The Undertaker shows up with , then says that throughout all of eternity, he has walked alone, and his existence has been filled with eternal darkness. He has stood tall in his beliefs, and even when condemned for his action, he stood by what he believed in. Now, Luger and the Steiners stand up for what they believe in: American pride. In honor of their devotion, he will stand with them and he will survive with them. He says freedom will ring, and The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) will rest in piece. The Undertaker then opens the bottom of his jacket to reveal that the inside is the original flag of the original thirteen colonies. The Foreign Fanatics show up to ringside absolutely livid, and referees keep them from entering the ring.

Before the next match, two Doinks show up on the video screen. They tell Bastion Booger that he is so ugly, they had to tie that they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get his dog to play with him and that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. A third Doink pops up on the video screen, then all three of them laugh and tell Bastion Booger he will be eliminated first at Survivor Series. Bastion Booger vows to tear the hair and head off one of the Doinks.

Bastion Booger beats Joe Brenan.

We hear from "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Ryman Auditorium Opry in his 1955 Cadillac with his driver Billy Joe Brooks. He says that he takes care of his property, unlike the corrupt country music industry, and and mentions that the Ryman Auditorium has graffiti on the front walls and is basically dead. He says that Conway Twitty is dead and buried, and George Jones' career is just dead. He says the auditorium reminds him of The Undertaker: dead, decrepit and in shambles. He plans to use The Undertaker and the WWF, and when he is done, they will have to rename it "the Double J-F" and the Ryman Auditorium will be "the Double J auditorium" and the home f the greatest country who ever lived: himself.

Before the next match, it is announced that Razor Ramon is on the cover of the newest issue of WWE Magazine, available on newsstands everywhere this Tuesday.

Razor Ramon beats "The Model" Rick Martel by count-out. During the match, Harvey Wippleman shows up and watches the match from ringside. When Razor goes for The Razor's Edge, Wippleman gets on the apron, distracting Razor and allowing Martel to knee Razor out of the ring. Razor alnds on his feet and confronts Wippleman, and when Martel goes for the double axe handle off the apron, he hits him in the gut, hits an atomic drop that sends Martel directly into Wippleman, and barely gets back in the ring in tim e to win by count-out. After the match, Martel and Wippleman have a shoving match, and Martel grabs Wippleman and threatens to beat him up. Adam Bomb shows up and confronts Martel, and Wippleman has to stand between both men. Suddenly, Diesel and Irwin R. Schyster show up to be the voices of reason to keep them united before Survivor Series.

On the Survivor Series report, it is announced that the official Survivor Series program will be available on newsstands this Tuesday. We hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that there was a recent survey done with 15,000 people who were asked who would be completely annihilated at Survivor Series, and that person will be "The King" Jerry Lawler. His family will eliminate his three knights, as they all want a piece of Lawler. They plan to get a few pieces of him and throws the scraps to his father and the family cats, as Lawler will be obliterated. We also hear from Jim Cornette, who says it has been a long time coming, but he and The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) finally have The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) in a neutral location away from Smoky Mountain Wrestling officials, and they will take the Smoky Mountain tag titles at Survivor Series.

Survivor Series Showdown is this Sunday night, November 21st, at 7 PM Eastern, 6 PM Central!

Diesel beats Chaz Ware.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th. He then interviews Paul Bearer and Jim Cornette (accompanied by Mr. Fuji) for Face To Face. Cornette says one man is the most impressive physical specimen in the history of the WWF in Yokozuna and the other is the man who will meet his final resting place and whose time has long since passed in The Undertaker, and says the real problem is who will beat the other man so senseless that they cannot do anything about it, which he says will happen to The Undertaker before he enters the casket as well as Twilight Zone. Bearer says Cornette and Fuji can feel good in the fact that Yokozuna will be resting in some of the finest materials that The Undertaker personally picked, and that Yokozuna will rest in peace forever.

This Monday on Raw Lex Luger vs. Quebecer Pierre!

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow!

We hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who says history will be made when he becomes the one to ruin Bret "Hit Man" Hart's quest to become WWF Champion. Bret says it will be the two of them next week, and he will go through Irwin R. Schyster because he has Yokozuna on his mind. He will win the WWF Championship, and he will make both I.R.S. and Yokozuna sorry as they both find out that he means business.

Monday, November 8, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for November 8, 1993

Voters get to pick who faces Pierre of the Quebecers by phone: The 1-2-3 Kid, Doink the Clown, Marty Jannetty, or Lex Luger.

Ludvig Borga vs. Scott Steiner ends in a double disqualification by outside interference when Borga grabs Rick Steiner off the top of the apron only to get slammed and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) immediately go after Rick Steiner. Rick and Scott Steiner are able to immediately clean house.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett is at the Ryman Auditorium, calling it a testament to the corruption in the country music industry.



Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Steve Smith and Cory Student.

A replacement for the injured Tatanka in the All-Americans (Lex Luger, Rick and Scott Steiner) will be named during this weekend's Superstars.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that's it not only him that he's angered, it's his entire family.

The Smoky Mountain Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles are on the line as The Rock 'n Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) defend against The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey).

The Undertaker tells us: don't drink and drive.

"The Model" Rick Martel beats John Paul with the Boston Crab.

A match between Crush and Dan Dubiel doesn't happen as "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacks Crush before the match can happen. This results in a brawl between the two men.

Another match, this one between Bob Backlund and Bobby Horowitz, sees "Macho Man" Randy Savage return to the commentary table. Crush is locked in his locker room, and Savage says that if there weren't officials between him and Crush, Crush would be in a lot worse shape than he is now. Unfortunately, that return is short-lived, as Crush breaks down the locker room door and Savage goes after him.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage has been locked out of the building after his second confrontation with Crush.

Lex Luger faces Pierre of the Quebecers next week after running away with 62% of the vote.

The brawl between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush continues outside of the building.

Saturday, October 30, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 30, 1993

We see highlights from the "Savage-Crush Summit" on Raw, where Crush and "Macho Man" Randy Savage shake hands only for Crush to turn on Savage.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony).

Lex Luger says The All-Americans (Luger, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) have never been more ready than they are right now for Survivor Series. Tatanka, who is not here, has a match later tonight, as do The Steiner Brohthers (Rick and Scott Steiner), who are. Scott tells The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) to pay attention later on, as they have never been more psyched and focused than they are right now. Rick says it will get wild and crazy in the dog pound. They are gladiators, which makes them survivors, and they will be survivors at Survivor Series. Luger says Ludvig Borga has said that he will start eliminating people this week, and they will be watching each others backs as they will be the ones to survive.

Bam Bam Bigelow is on his way to the ring when Doink is on the video screen with two buckets in his hands. One is for Bam Bam; the other is for Luna Vachon. He says the biggest surprise at all is that at Survivor Series, he will see four buckets. He then disappears.

Bam Bam Bigelow quickly beats Tim McNeany. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a road map to Survivor Series on the veins on the side of Luna Vachon's face.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, November 27th with four main events. The Undertaker takes on Yokozuna in a Casket Match, Doink the Clown will face "The King" Jerry Lawler, The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner), and Razor Ramon will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Diesel. Razor and Diesel are interviewed for Face To Face. Razor tells Diesel that he is coming to the Garden and this will be as high as he will go. Last time, Diesel tried to make a name for himself and failed. This time, Razor will bring all his gold, and if Diesel wants it after shining it for Shawn Michaels, he will have to go through him. Diesel tells Razor that when he leaves the ring that night, he will leave four or five pounds lighter as talk is cheap. Razor tells Diesel that if he wants to fight, he will fight, but if he wants to wrestle, he'll do that, too. Either way, the Intercontinental Championship will still be his.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Bert Centeno and Chris Duffy. During the match, Quebecer Jacques tells The Steiners that they will never digest the beating they gave them for the tag titles, and next week, he will give Rick Steiner a personal beating he will never forget.

Razor Ramon is seen advertising Acclaim's Dual Turbo wireless controllers - currently available at K-Mart - for the Sega Genesis will playing Royal Rumble. You can also register for a trip to see Royal Rumble live at K-Mart.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Delrey) beat P.J. Walker and Mark Thomas. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson), who say The Heavenly Bodies are the best team Jim Cornette has ever managed. They may be in the WWF in a non-sanctioned match, but they want the Smoky Mountain tag team titles at Survivor Series.

On the Survivor Series Report, the non-sanctioned match for the Smoky Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships between The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Delrey) and defending champions The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) is made official for the event. We then hear from Ray Combs, host of Family Feud, who says that we will not see a feud between The Hart Family (Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Bruce Hart, Keith Hart) and The King's Knights ("The King" Jerry Lawler, The Red Knight, The Blue Knight, The Black Knight).

Before the next match, Ludvig Borga, who says that Tatanka represents all Americans, and in a few minutes, he will not only beat Tatanka, he will destroy him.

In a battle of the undefeated, Ludvig Borga beats Tatanka to end his undefeated streak once and for all, but not without controversy. During the match, Mr. Fuji shows up and waves his Japanese flag at ringside. After the commercial break, Ludvig Borga tosses tosses Tatanka over the top rope, and as Mr. Fuji distracts the referee, Ludvig Borga smashes the back of Tatanka's head with a steel chair, knocking him out. Borga then rolls an unconscious Tatanka back into the ring and pins him with one finger. After the match, Yokozuna shows up and joins Ludvig Borga in the ring, then both men bow to each other before Yokozuna hits Tatanka with the Banzai Drop as Ludvig Borga holds Tatanka down.Suddenly, Lex Luger is seen fighting off The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) before running towards the ring. The Quebecers catch up with Luger and pummel him as officials and referees try to restore order. Luger manages to slip ast the officials and goes at it with both Ludvig Borga and Yokozuna, cleaning house before covering Tatanka. Lex Luger screams for medical help as Tatanka is in pain.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden. He then interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo for Face To Face. Johnny Polo says he is so nauseous from the fans saying they didn't beat The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and that they are trying to duck The Steiners. On November 27th, The Steiners will get their shot, and if The Steiners beat The Quebecers, they will become the WWF Tag Team Champions. Johnny Polo says that will not happen however, as The Quebecers are the number one team in the sport today. Jacques congratulates Joe Fowler on his Halloween mask, then says The Quebecers are so hot Pat Riley is combing his hair like them. He says they have taken The Steiner Brothers seriously since they first met, and they will take them more seriously when they leave Madison Square Garden with the tag team titles.

We see footage of officials, referees and Lex Luger taking Tatanka out on a stretcher. It is reported that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) were unable to help as they were padlocked in their dressing room and were just released.

Next week: The 1-2-3 Kid! Crush! Rick Steiner vs. Quebecer Jacques!

Monday, October 25, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 25, 1993

Crush, now in darker clothing and matching facepaint, beats Phil Apollo in his first match as a heel with the Cranium Crusher. Crush attacks Apollo further after the match.

Johnny Polo makes fun of the match between The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Jannetty happening next, saying he could beat both of them with both arms tied behind his back despite being a manager.

The 1-2-3 Kid and Marty Janetty fight to a double-count out after the ref is unintentionally knocked out and The Kid misses a dive over the top rope. During the match, Johnny Polo shows up and trips both of them on separate occasions, and after the match, Jannetty gets his revenge by tossing Polo into the ring so he and The Kid can beat him up.

We get another look at "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. This time, he's at Buddy Lee Talent Agency, who won't give him a break. He plans to prove once again that he the greatest thing in wrestling.

Ludvig Borga beats Mike Bucci by submission.

Bobby "The Brain" Hennan interviews Ludvig Borga after the match. He plans to end Tatanka's undefeated streak and career along with the American Dream next week.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Tom Mata and Steve Greenman.

The Four Doinks will take on Bastion Booger, Bam Bam Bigelow and The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) at Surivor Series. Also on that night, the team of Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Razor Ramon and Marty Janetty take on the team of Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel.

Diesel beats Dan Dubiel on his first solo match on Raw.

Ludvig Borga takes on Tatanka this week on WWF Superstars!

Next week: Mr. Perfect! Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) vs. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn)! An interview with the Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers and Ludvig Borga)! Razor Ramon vs Bastion Booger! "Macho Man" Randy Savage returns!

Saturday, October 16, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 16, 1993

The show begins with footage of Razor Ramon beating "The Model" Rick Martel to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship on Raw.

Tatanka beats Mike Bell.

It is announced that The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) vs. The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is the first confirmed match for Survivor Series.

We see footage from during the break where Tatanka and Ludvig Borga have a brief confrontation backstage.

Ludvig Borga beats Tony Roy with the Torture Rack.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a quadruple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews the team of Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel and the team of Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon for Face To Face. Razor Ramon says you can see the scar that Diesel left on him last time they were in Nassau Coliseum, and talks about how Mr. Perfect came out only to be hit with a cheap shot. He says that this time, things will be different. Diesel says his right hand will do the talking, and Mr. Perfect says he has seen guys like Diesel come and go in the WWF, and now he is standing next to Razor Ramon. Diesel will be looking at both him and Razor, and Mr. Perfect makes it clear that Diesel is the man that he wants after what he did to The 1-2-3 Kid. Irwin R. Schyster says Mr. Perfect has the wrong person on his back, and he will pay for it in Nassau Coliseum.

Pat Tanaka pays homage to Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji in footage from earlier today.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Pat Tanaka.

On the Survivor Series Report, The Hart Family (Bret "Hit Man" Hart, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Bruce Hart, Keith Hart) and The King and His Knights ("The King" Jerry Lawler and three other partners) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Match is official for Survivor Series. Ray Combs, host of Family Feud, will also be involved in the match. After the report, Lawler mentions that his partners are The Red Knight, The Blue Knight and The Black Knight, though the identities of the knights are not revealed.

"The Rocket" Owen hart beats Scott Taylor. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a toiler on a still of

We get a look at "Double J" Jeff Jarrett, who is in front of the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. He was born into a wrestling family, and he was predestined to become the greatest wrestler of all-time, but he is coming to WWF to not only prove that, but to prove he is the greatest country singer of all time, as he has more talent, stage presence and charisma than anyone else. However, he has yet to get noticed in the country music business due to the fact that he is from Nashville and due to the corrupt politics in the business. He plans to use the WWF to get noticed, and the country music business will come crawling to him, begging him to sign a contract. When that happens, the sign for the Country Music Hall of Fame will be replaced with a statue of himself and the Hall of Fame itself will be a shrine dedicated to him.

In a rare twist, Jerry Seavey and Mike Davis beat The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) by disqualification after Pierre pulls Mike Davis out of a pinfall, even though Davis was never officially part of the match. After the match, The Quebecers viciously attack Seavey and Davis, much to the delight of Johnny Polo.

Lex Luger is on the cover of the newest issue of WWF Magazine available now, and his match against Yokozuna at SummerSlam is covered inside.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. Fowler then interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler for Face To Face. Bret calls Lawler "scum," and says Lawler never beat anybody to become king. As far as SummerSlam, he did not lose anything and Lawler got stretchered out. At Nassau Coliseum, he will make Lawler pay for what he did to him and his family, and he will prove that Lawler is no king. Lawler says Bret's mouth is making promises his body cannot keep, and he finds it fitting that their grudge match is happening at Nassaum Coliseum "where all the losers congregate." He says this match will take place close to Halloween, when his mother "can come out of the house and look normal," and he wants him to bring his mother to the match to see him lose.

Next week: Highlight from "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Crush on next week's R! Doink! Irwin R. Schsyter! The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson)! Diesel! Razor Ramon!

Saturday, October 2, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 2, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Chad Miller and Tom Bennett. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws suspenders on Scott Stiener and a Doink The Clown face on Rick Steiner with the Magistrator.

It is reported that Shawn Michaels has been suspended and stripped of the WWF Intercontinental Championship for failing to appear for a number of Intercontinental Championship defenses and fulfilling contractual obligations as per the office of WWF President Jack Tunney. (In reality, Shawn Michaels has been suspended for allegedly testing positive for steroids.) This Monday night on Raw, there will be a 20-man over the top rope battle royal where the final two will meet the following Monday night in a singles match to determine the new Intercontinental Champion. In the match is Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Diesel, Giant Gonzales, Irwin R. Schyster, Quebecer Jacques, Quebecer Pierre, Mabel, Marty Jannetty, MVP, Owen Hart, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Razor Ramon, "The Model" Rick Martel, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Tatanka.

Ludvig Borga beats Sonny Rogers with the Torture Rack. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a Doink The Clown face on Sonny Rogers on the Magistrator.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a triple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, and Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel. Fowler then interviews Bret and Lawler for Face To Face. Bret says he would like to know Lawler has beaten to call himself a king, especially after he was stretchered out of SummerSlam when he nearly snapped him in half. He hates his guts, and looks forward to a rematch and to obliterating Lawler at the Nassau Coliseum. Lawler says he is not scared, and if hate was written on every grain of sand on the Sahara enough, it wouldn't be enough to express the hate he has for Bret and his family. He tells Bret to bring the family down to the Nassau Coliseum so they can see who the one and only undisputed king of the World Wrestling Federation is.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is a well-known fact that the state of Michigan has a big problem with tax evaders, and he says tax evaders. He tells the fans to have a receipt for every deduction they are claiming, or else they will be going to jail, too.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Jackson.

The Undertaker tells you that if you are using drugs, you are digging your own grave. There is no hope with dope.

Bam Bam Bigelow Rod Bell.

Doink shows up with two buckets as Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon make their way to the back. Doink puts one bucket down and threatens to douse Bam Bam with water, but the bucket is actually full of confetti. Bam Bam Bigelow gets angry and threatens to rip his head off. Doink picks the other one up, but Luna grabs Doink and yells at him. Doink dumps the other bucket, which is full of water, on Luna, then runs into the ring. Bam Bam comes back, and he and Luna run into the ring. Doink slips out and trips Bam Bam as soon as he turns his back. Bam Bam then chases Doink all over the ring. Doink goes underneath the ring as Doink's potential opponent checks on Luna, and Bam Bam Bigelow crawls underneath the ring, then notices what is going on in the ring and beats the man up. Doink is then noticed tying a wire between two guardrails before grabbing a broom out from underneath the ring and hitting him with it. Bam Bam chases after Doink only to trip on the wire.

The Undertaker is on the newest issue of WWF Superstars VIII, which is out on newsstands this Tuesday.

Marty Jannetty beats Steve Moore.

We see a trailer for "Mr. Nanny," starring Hulk Hogan.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Dcoctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Reno Riggins and John Paul.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews Ludvig Borga and Lex Luger for Face To Face. Luger says he looks forward to coming back to Nassau Coliseum, and says SummerSlam was a great victory. Ludvig Borga says Luger lost, and says that America is crumbling and that he sees Luger as the backbone of America. At Nassau Coliseum, he will break his back. Luger says that freedom of speech is what America is found on, and that it is also founded on competition. He says the fans will welcome that competition at Nassau Coliseum, and he will too when he shows him what America is all about.

Next week: The Undertaker! Adam Bomb! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Mr. Perfect! A special interview with Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon!

Monday, September 27, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for September 27, 1993

Due to Shawn Michaels' failure to appear for a number of WWF Intercontinental Championship defenses and his refusal to fulfill his contractual obligations, WWF President Jack Tunney declares that Shawn Michaels is hereby suspended and that the Intercontinental Championship is officially vacant. As a result, there will be a 20-man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal. The last two men in the match will square off the following week to decide a new WWF Intercontinental Champion.

Tatanka and "The Model" Rick Martel fight to a double count-out.

Joe Fowler names the participants in the 20-Man Over The Top Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal: Irwin R. Schyster, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Adam Bomb, Giant Gonzales, Mr. Perfect, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Rick Martel, Jimmy Snuka, Bob Backlund, Jacques and Pierre of the Quebecers, Razor Ramon, Mabel, Diesel, MVP, The 1-2-3 Kid, Bam Bam Bigelow, Marty Janetty, Tatanka, and Bastion Booger.

Ludvig Borga beats Phil Apollo by submission.

"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka beats Paul Van Dale in a one-night only appearance. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan talks to Crush via telephone, and it becomes very apparent that there are sour feelings between Crush and "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

Irwin R. Schsyter tells Vince McMahon (and especially Razor Ramon) that Razor Ramon made a big mistake costing him his match against P.J. Walker last week, and that he promises to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship. ("Mr. Rotundo" is I.R.S.'s real name.")

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan interviews Barry Horowitz, one of the men chosen for a shot at the WWF World Tag Team Championships. His partner for tonight, Reno Riggins, is at home sick, and chooses The 1-2-3 Kid as his partner after The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo confer with one another and allow for a substitution.

As Barry Horowitz and The 1-2-3 Kid take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre), Jacques is knocked out cold and must be returned to the back on a stretcher. Pierre has to defend the WWF World Tag Championships on his own.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) retain the WWF World Tag Team Championships against Barry Horowitz and The 1-2-3 Kid after Johnny Polo tosses a downed Kid back into the ring, despite Jacques being knocked out for the rest of the match.

Vince McMahon interviews Razor Ramon outside of the ring. He tells all challengers for the Intercontinental Championship - especially "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Irwin R. Schyster - that he's not too hard to find.

Saturday, September 18, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for September 18, 1993

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Blake Beverly with the Sharpshooter. During the match, it is announced that The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) are on the cover of WWF Magazine on newsstands now, and Bret is seen in the magazine breaking bread with a lucky fan. During the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler is conspicuous by his absence, having chased after an unseen six-year-old with a Bret Hart poster at the beginning of the show. After the match, the Magistrator becomes "The Machostrator," and Macho Man draws a chicken leg with a sad face and a crown on it around Bret's Sharpshooter on Blake Beverly to show what Bret is going to do to Lawler.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the Madison Square Garden supercard with a double main event on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against The Undertaker, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will go up against Bam Bam Bigelow and Adam Bomb (having lost the WWF Tag Team Championships), Razor Ramon will take on "The Model" Rick Martel, Mr. Perfect will face Diesel, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will take on Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), and Tatanka will go one-on-one with Irwin R. Schyster. The 1-2-3 Kid and Shawn Michaels (accompanied here by Diesel), who will face each other that night, are interviewed for Face To Face. The 1-2-3 Kid says it's been one week and there is one week left, and while he is still nervous, he plans to go in the ring and give 110%. Shawn says all he hears about is The 1-2-3 Kid, but he is the Heartbreak Kid and the Intercontinental Champion. He tells The 1-2-3 Kid that anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation, and that he and Mr. Perfect should be careful. Diesel says the last time in the guardian, Mr. Perfect was introduced to him and his right hand. He says Mr. Perfect has been a headache for Shawn for some time, and he will be the extra-strength Tylenol that will take care of that headache once and for all.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn) beat Russ Greenberg and Mark Thomas. "The King" Jerry Lawler returns to commentary at the start of the match.

Razor Ramon beats Max Shane.

The WWF is offering a limited number of dates for the benefit of non-profit organizations wishing to raise funds through presenting a WWF spectacular. For more information, write to: WWF Fundraisers, P.O. Box 3857, Stamford, CT 06902.

The Fall 1993 WWF merchandise catalog is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, and features the new Lex Luger T-shirt.

Ludvig Borga beats P.J. Walker. During the match, we see pre-recorded fan reaction to Ludvig Borga.

Mr. Perfect beats Barry Horowitz.

Joe Fowler interviews The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and Johnny Polo. Polo says that The Quebecers never cheat, while The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) do. He announces that if one of the Steiners can beat one of the Quebecers this Monday night on Raw, they will give The Steiner Brothers a rematch for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Jacques makes it clear that if they wrestle one of The Steiners one-on-one, the other Steiner Brother must stay at home, because whoever wrestles on their side will do the same because they don't cheat. Polo says they don't cheat, they hate cheaters and that they are going to win. Jacques says they will stay champions.

Shawn Michaels beats Dan Dubiel.

The latest edition of WWF Spotlight Magazine features Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Hart on the cover, and has an article on Jimmy Hart's managerial career.

Shawn Michaels and Diesel attack The 1-2-3 Kid as he tries to get to the ring. Mr. Perfect runs to the rescue and fights Diesel before referees hold him back. Diesel breaks through and gets one more shot on Mr. Perfect. The 1-2-3 Kid's match with Dwayne Gill never takes place.

Boni Blackstone interviews Shawn Michaels and Diesel. Shawn says The 1-2-3 Kid laid a hand on him, and he has said before not to touch the Intercontinental Champion. He says that The 1-2-3 Kid has been made an example of, and if anyone touches him, they mess with Diesel. Diesel tells Mr. Perfect and everyone else that nobody touches him or Shawn, and if the champion is touched, he will be guaranteed to be there and examples will be made.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Mike Bell and Tony DeVito. During the match, it is announced that The 1-2-3 Kid is okay after what happened earlier.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the Madison Square Garden supercard with a double main event on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Jim Cornette says that in New York City, the people see horrifying things as part of everyday life that could make grown men cry. Next week, a 600-pound man will fight a seven-foot-tall zombie. The Undertaker may not be able to feel pain, but his bones can break like anybody else's and his back and his insides can be snapped. If he cannot feel pain, then Yokozuna will have to work harder as he enjoys delivering pain. One week from tonight, Yokozuna will deliver pain to The Undertaker. Okerlund then interviews Paul Bearer and The Undertakrer for Face To Face. Bearer hopes that Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji have gotten Yokozuna's final affairs in order, as Yokozuna will soon be crossing over to the dark side. The Undertaker says all things are as they should be, and now it is time for all his creatures of the night to witness mass carnage.

Next week: The 1-2-3 Kid! Tatanka! Razor Ramon! A special interview with Yokozuna!

Saturday, August 28, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for August 28, 1993

The 1-2-3 Kid beats The Brooklyn Brawler. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Irwin R. Schyster, who says that The 1-2-3 Kid may have been lucky against Razor Ramon and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, but he will beat The 1-2-3 Kid at SummerSlam

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a Madison Square Garden supercard with a triple main event on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against The Undertaker, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Bam Bam Bigelow and Adam Bomb, and Shawn Michaels will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against The 1-2-3 Kid. Also, Mr. Perfect will take on Diesel, and Tatanka faces Irwin R. Schyster. Furthermore, Razor Ramon goes one-on-one with Mr. Hughes, and both of those men (with Mr. Hughes accompanied by Harvey Wippleman) are interviewed for Face To Face. Wippleman says he has more on his mind than the people will comprehend, as it is Mr. Hughes' debut at Madison Square Garden. He tells Razor Ramon this will be a big loss for him, as it will be a fight, not a wrestling match, and says that Razor Ramon is eating tacos and burritos compared to the collard greens, pork chops and black eyed peas that Mr. Hughes is eating. Harvey Wippleman also says that Mr. Hughes is getting ready for Razor Ramon, and that Mr. Hughes will bash Razor Ramon upside the head with The Undertaker's urn. Razor tells Wippleman to spread the word that he is coming back to the MSG: the Madison Square Garden, not the foot additive. He says it will be Mr. Hughes first time there, but he is undefeated there. He then says that when Mr. Hughes looks around, he will find out that the Garden will be full of bad guys. Mr. Hughes says Razor will go down to the sidewalk slam. Razor tells Mr. Hughes "Don't sing it, bring it."

Before the next match, "Doctor" Tom Pritchard calls Jim Cornette "the shining light of Smoky Mountain Wrestling."

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Tony Roy and Jason Headings. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Scott says SummerSlam is for all the marbles, and Rick says the crowd know he and Scott like some fresh meat.

On the SummerSlam Report, it is announced that American recording artist Aaron Neville will be singing the American national anthem at the beginning of the show. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says that "The King" Jerry Lawler must have underestimated him and must not have followed what he is capable of. Lawler beat him up from behind after becoming the King of the Ring like a dog and attacked his brother, "The Rocket" Owen Hart. He can never forget what he did to Owen, but the worst thing he could have done was involve his family in all of this, saying it is a line Lawler should never have crossed. He says he does not involve his family in his personal affairs, but if Lawler wants to do that, that's fine, because at SummerSlam he will execute him like the kings of old and chop his head off, and it will be the last anyone hears of Lawler. We then hear from Harey Wippleman and Giant Gonzales. Wippleman says all his dreams will come true at SummerSlam, as The Undertaker will leave the WWF in humiliation when he cannot beat Giant Gonzales. Gonzales says The Undertaker will be the one resting in peace. Wippleman hopes The Undertaker heard that, as Giant Gonzales is speaking the truth. We then hear from Razor Ramon, who says "The Million Dollar Man" Razor Ramon that he is so upset at losing to The 1-2-3 Kid that he will make him pay, and is DiBiase wants him, he's got him at SummerSlam. He says everyone will be watching, and says money won't save DiBiase.

We see the music video for "I'll Be Your Hero" starring Lex Luger.



Ludvig Borga beats Virgil, then removes Virgil's red, white and blue wristbands before bashing the fans, saying they have no choice but to live in America because they don't speak any other languages like he can. He tells the fans to take that and stick it, then shoves Virgil's wristbands into Virgil's mouth.

The Undertaker is seen in a graveyard. He says that at SummerSlam, Giant Gonzales will begin a journey into the shadow of death from which there is no return from the dark side. As he begins to lay Giant Gonzales' carcass into the hollowed earth, only then will he know the meaning of "rest in peace."

Mr. Perfect beats Dwayne Gill. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who is accompanied by Diesel. Shawn says that for the people who think perfection cannot be beaten, nothing is better than modern technology, and that is him. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler gets on the Magistrator and draws a diesel truck behind Perfect, saying Diesel will run Mr. Perfect like roadkill at SummerSlam.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the show for Madison Square Garden on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will take on Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn). Okerlund then interviews the Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and the tandem of Luna Vachon and Johnny Polo, representing Bam Bam Bigelow and Adam Bomb, respectively. Scott Steiner says he loves wrestling in Madison Square Garden, and even though Adam Bomb and Bam Bam Bigelow have never wrestled as a team, it will be a great fight and The Steiners will show why they are the tag team champions. Rick says the bomb will be fizzled and it will be a big bomb. Luna tells The Steiners that what they see before them now is a part of what is their unforeseen contingency, as Adam Bomb are Bam Bam are unbeatable, unbreakable, unpinnable and unsuplexable. Johnny Polo says Adam Bomb is devising a counter to the Frankensteiner, and while The Steiners are the tag team champions, Adam Bomb and Bam Bam Bigelow have studied their moves while The Steiners have never seen Bam Bam and Adam Bomb as a team and therefore have no idea what they are capable of when together. The Steiner Brothers dare Luna and Johnny Polo to "bring 'em down."

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Reno Riggins and Barry Hardy. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Tatanka, who says he will take revenge on Bam Bam Bigelow as The Smoking Gunns take care of The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu).

"Mean" Gene Oklerund interviews Yokozuna, Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette in the ring. Cornette says the red, white and blue wristbands will be collector's items at SummerSlam, as they will be a call to hospital instead of a call to action. He says Lex Luger will have to be scraped up off the ground before being brought to a place where he can be brought back together. He then mentions the elbow pad stipulation, and says Lex Luger always wants an advantage, unlike Yokozuna and the Japanese people, whom he calls the most noble and honorable people and nation on the face of the planet due to having the intelligence and the guts to fight to the death for what they want. He then says Yokozuna is not just a man, but a 568-lb. monster who has stretchered off men like Crush, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Bret "Hit Man" Hart, Kamala and Hulk Hogan. After saying that Hulkamania is dead and buried six fett under at Yokozuna's hands, Cornette says that Luger will not be able to handle Yokozuna. All of a sudden, "Macho Man" Randy Savage shows up, gets in the ring and tells Yokozuna may be entering the ring at SummerSlam with Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette as the WWF Champion with the support of a few of his countrymen, but Lex Luger will be entering the ring with the admiration of millions of fans who have enlisted in the Call To Action Campaign, the hopes and dreams of people who dare to excel and reach out for that brass ring, and the support and respect of every WWF Superstar including himself. Most importantly, Luger will be leaving SummerSlam will the WWF Championship. Savage then starts a "USA" chant. Suddenly, numerous WWF Superstars come out from the crowd and arrive at ringside to show support for Luger. Yokozuna is seen covering his ears to drown out the patriotic music as the show ends.

Saturday, August 14, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for August 14, 1993

Before the show begins, Vince McMahon announces that WWF President Jack Tunney has made an edict stating that if "The King" Jerry Lawler and "Macho Man" Randy Savage lay a hand on each other after what happened last week, one of them - or both of them - will be history.

Razor Ramon beats Duane Gill. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, who says that Razor Ramon might be laughing at him now, thinking that he pulled one on him, but at SummerSlam, Razor will be paying the price and there won't be any machismo left.

During Update, we see Lex Luger and The Lex Express go across America in the Call For Action Campaign in Niagara Falls, Detroit, and Chicago. We then see highlights from the contract signing between Lex Luger and Yokozuna for their WWF Championship match at SummerSlam from last week's Monday Night Raw.

Ludvig Borga beats Mike Khoury.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for Nassau Coliseum for Friday night, August 27th. Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Undertaker team up to take on Giant Gonzales and Mr. Hughes, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) faces Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), The 1-2-3 Kid meets Bastion Booger, Tatanka takes on Doink, Mr. Perfect faces Bam Bam Bigelow, and The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu). Okerlund then interviews Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels (accompanied by Diesel). Shawn says that he would have learned his lesson by now, but he is a soft-hearted guy. He was friends with Razor Ramon, but now he is on the other side of the tracks and wants to call the whole match with Razor off. Razor says there is no reason to be so excited as they can still be friends, and says this is just business. On any given night, anybody can go down, including Shawn. Shawn says that is not happening and that he will stay the WWF Intercontinental Champion, as the belt is important to him. Razor says it is important to him, too, as he was so close to being on top of the mountain until Diesel interfered. Diesel says he will do what has to be done so Shawn stays champion, while Shawn says he is the wrestler of the '90s and that that will not change.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Glenn Ruth and Mike Bell. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Jim Cornette, who says that he did not come to WWF to waste his own time. He has brought with him one of the greatest tag teams right now: The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey). They expect to see wine, women and Steiners when they come to the WWF. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler uses the Magistrator to draw angel wings and halos on The Steiner Brothers, saying The Heavenly Bodies are in The Steiner Brothers' future.

We see the music video for "USA" by "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan from WrestleMania: The Album.

Lex Luger is on the current issue of WWF Magazine, and Shawn Michaels and Up All Night's Rhonda Shear are in the current issue's spread.

Shawn Michaels beats Darren Trujillo. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Mr. Perfect, who says that it will be a great wrestling match between him and Shawn for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, but says Shawn cannot beat perfection. After the match, Diesel punches Trujillo in the gut.

Tatanka beats Fred Williams. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon. Bigelow says he and Luna have beaten up on Tatanka and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) before, and at SummerSlam, they are going to do it one more time.

On the SummerSlam Report, we hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Bret says that when he won King of the Ring, it was a big accomplishment. All of a sudden, "The King" Jerry Lawler shows up wanting to call himself a king even though he has never earned the title, and says he is a snake. He says it is one thing to attack him from behind, but it is something else to start something with his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart, and says that when he involves his family in things, that's when Lawler has gone too far. He says Lawler has crossed him and will pay for it at SummerSlam. He says that the future will be his and that history will crown only one king: him. Also, Marty Jannetty vs. Ludvig Borga is now official for SummerSlam, as is The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

Before the next match, Jim Cornette introduces The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) to the ring. In return, "Doctor" Tom Prichard calls Jim Cornette "the guiding light of Smoky Mountain Wrestling."

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Bert Centeno and Rich Myers. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner). Scott says he doesn't care where the Bodies are from, because at SummerSlam, they will suplex their heavenly bodies. Rick says he and Scott will give them the same amount of respect as they give everyone else: none.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the show for Nassau Coliseum for Friday night, August 27th. He then interviews Mr. Hughes (accompanied by Harvey Wippleman) and "Macho Man" Randy Savage for Face To Face. Savage says nobody will want to tag team against him and The Undertaker after their match against Hughes and The Undertaker, because when the smoke clears, he will send them up and The Undertaker will send them down, and they will be done in the World Wrestling Federation from now on. Wippleman tells Savage he is all talk, and that the 27th will be his lucky day when Hughes and Giant Gonzales will make history and destroy a legend in Savage and the walking death in The Undertaker.

Next week: A special interview with Bret "Hit Man" Hart! Adam Bomb! The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)!

The Lex Express is coming to Denver, Colorado; Sacramento and Stockton, California; San Francisco, California; and Anaheim, California!

Sunday, July 25, 1993

Take The Wrestling Challenge - Wrestling Challenge recap for July 25, 1993

Before the opening match, "The King" Jerry Lawler gives Owen Hart one last chance to walk to the back without getting his teeth kicked in, but tells him to get on his knees and kiss his feet as he is the real king of the World Wrestling Federation. Owen Hart spits on them instead, and this starts the match.

"The King" Jerry Lawler grabs the tights to beat Owen Hart. After the match, Lawler says that he hopes that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and his parents are watching as Owen now knows who the real king of wrestling is. He tells Owen he had one chance to kiss his feet, and that he'll be kissing them now as he stomps on him a few times.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat John Rechner and Glenn Ruth.

Earlier today, Vince McMahon put a call through to WWF President Jack Tunney. Tunney says he has never come across so many people supporting Lex Luger's plea for a match with Yokozuna in his time in the WWF, and notes that Mr. Fuji has stated that Luger has an unfair advantage due to the metal plate in his forearm from his motorcycle accident. Nevertheless, the match between Luger and Yokozuna for the WWF Championship is on, but there is a catch: Luger must wear an approved forearm pad over the forearm with the steel plate in it.

Lex Luger is on the Lex Express and has just gotten word that he has gotten his match with Yokozuna. Luger says that the forearm pad stipulation does not faze him, and is grateful for the opportunity. He says that the call for action will continue until SummerSlam, where he will beat Yokozuna for the WWF Championship.

Ludvig Borga beats Jason Henning.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the August 27th show at the Nassau Coliseum in New York City, where Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will face Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster). Also, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Undertaker will take on Giant Gonzales and Mr. Hughes in tag team action. Mr. Perfect will take on Bam Bam Bigelow, The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) will face The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) for the WWF Tag Team Championships, Tatanka will face Doink, and Razor Ramon will take on "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Okerlund then interviews Mr. Hughes and Harvey Wippleman on one side and "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the other side. Savage knows Mr. Hughes has The Undertaker's urn, and he will take Gonzales and Hughes up and The Undertaker will bring them down. Savage is also looking to take "The King" Jerry Lawler out of the WWF on August 13th. Harvey Wippleman says that Giant Gonzales wants nothing to do with the people of New York, while Mr. Hughes says the urn blongs to nobody but himself.

The 1-2-3 Kid faces "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase next week on Wrestling Challenge!

Papa Shango beats Chaz Ware. (Chaz Ware will later be known as Mosh of The Headbangers in a few years' time.)

Mr. Perfect beats Reno Riggins.

Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steven Dunn) beats Darren Trujillo and Bret Tyler in their Wrestling Challenge debut. During the match, The 1-2-3 Kid says it is an honor to be in the same ring as "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, and he will do his best to prove himself next week.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the Mdison Square Garden show for August 13th. Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty will take on Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow. The 1-2-3 Kid will take on Doink, The Smoking Gunns will face The Headshrinkers, "Macho Man" Randy Savage goes up against "The King" Jerry Lawler and Bret "Hit Man" Hart will face Yokozuna inside a steel cage for the WWF Championship. Okerlund then interviews Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty. Perfect says there's a lot of talent in the night's six-man tag match, especially Shawn, who doesn't want to face any of them. Tatanka says there's no love lost between him and Bam Bam Bigelow, as Bigelow ran to the back last time they met. Jannetty says they'll go three all three men five minutes at a time, and hopes Diesel can take going 3-on-1.

Next weeK; The Quebecers debut! Adam Bomb! Tatanka! The Undertaker in The King's Court!

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase says it will be an extreme honor for The 1-2-3 Kid to be in the ring with him, as he will go down like the thousands before him. He says that everybody has a price, and this is one time that all the money in the world won't save The 1-2-3 Kid from being beaten by him.

The Lex Express is coming to Alexandria Bay, Utica, Buffalo, Erie, Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh!

Saturday, July 24, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for July 24, 1993

We see footage of the Lex Express on the highway to start the show.

Before the next match, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan says he is proud to be an American, that he is proud of the USA and that he is proud of Lex Luger.

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan beats Duane Gill.

On Update, Vince McMahon interviews WWF President Jack Tunney via telephone. Tunney says he has never come across so many people supporting anything, much less Lex Luger's plea for a WWF Championship match with Yokozuna. He admits that Luger suffers an unfair advantage from the steel plate in his right forearm from his motorcycle accident, but he will receive a title shot. However, he must wear a protective foam pad on the forearm with the steel plate in it that is approved by his office during the match. We then hear a response from Lex Luger on the Lex Express, who says he could not be happier with the decision. As for the forearm pad stipulation, that does not bother him at all and he plans to seize the opportunity to win the WWF Champion. He says the people have spoken, but the Lex Express Call To Action does not stop here, and he will continue to meet people until he reaches Detroit, Michigan at SummerSlam, where he will beat Yokozuna to become the WWF Champion.

Ludvig Borga beats Tony DiMoro in his WWF debut.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises a show for Nassau Coliseum for Friday night, August 27th. The 1-2-3 Kid meets Bastion Booger, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) faces Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster), Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Razor Ramon, and Mr. Perfect faces Bam Bam Bigelow. Also, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Tatanka takes on Doink, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Undertaker team up to take on Giant Gonzales and Mr. Hughes. Okerlund then interviews Shawn Michaels and Diesel for Face To Face. Shawn says that Razor Ramon did not come close to winning the Intercontinental Championship at Madison Square Garden (though he did, and Diesel saved Shawn). Shawn does not want to focus that, saying that if Okerlund kept focusing onthe past, he would see himself with hair. He is more interesting in looking to the future. He finds it hilarious that Razor Ramon got a shot at his title by getting beat up by The 1-2-3 Kid. Diesel, when told if he will be at the event, says he is everywhere "The Heartbreak Kid" is because it's his job, and Shawn says there's nothing anybody can do it. Shawn says that he is the greatest wrestler on the planet while Diesel is the toughest thing anybody has ever seen, and between the two of them, Shawn says he will be keeping the Intercontinental title for a long time.

It is announced that The 1-2-3 Kid has accepted "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase's challenge from last week on Monday Night Raw, and that their match will take place this weekend on Wrestling Challenge.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster tells the crowd that they are all a sorry bunch of tax cheats.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) by count-out after I.R.S. suplexes Scott Steiner back into the ring just before the end of ten count...and fails to get back in the ring in the nick of time afterwards.

On the SummerSlam Report, , it is announced that The Undertaker is the only person who knows the rules to a Rest In Peace Match, and that Harvey Wippleman may have signed a final contract for Giant Gonzales. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who says people ask him what it felt like winning the King of the Ring Tournament, and says it was a career highlight. All of a sudden, "The King" Jerry Lawler ruined it by beating him on the interview platform like he had never been beaten before, either in his career or in his lifetime, and it felt like "a car crash on Unconscious Street." The wheels were upside down, but they were still turning, and those same wheels will grind Lawler up and spit him out when he obliterates him at SummerSlam.

The The 1-2-3 Kid beats Barry Horowitz.

Next week on Superstars: Luna Vachon vs. Sensation Sherri!

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat Rich Myers and Tony Webb in their WWF debut.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13th. A six-man elimination tag match of Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty vs. Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow is scheduled for that night. The 1-2-3 Kid will face Doink, while Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage against Bret "Hit Man" Hart. The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) will face The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and "Macho Man" Randy Savage will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji) and Bret are interviewed for Face To Face. Yokozuna is now at 568 pounds. Fuji is upset, as he finds it ridiculous that Yokozuna has to defend the WWF Championship in a steel cage as Bret has been crying for a title shot and got it from WWF President Jack Tunney, whom he accuses of favoritism. He says Yokozuna will finish Bret once and for all, and he will supervise it from the outside of the cage. Bret says the Steel Cage Match is the most dangerous match of all, and says what he really wants is the WWF Championship that Fuji stole from him at WrestleMania 9. He then says the whole point of the steel cage is to keep Fuji from poking his nose in his business, leaving him and Yokozuna all to themselves. He says they both know who the rightful champion is, and there will be no place to run or hide. Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji speak to each other in Japanese, then Yokozuna tells Bret he will be hit very hard.

Next week: Mr. Perfect! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Adam Bomb! Mr. Hughes! The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)!

Luna Vachon tells Sensational Sherri that next week, she will finally get her chance and will meet her in the ring one-on-one. She says she is the most dominant force in the WWF. Sensational Sherri tells Luna that every woman must be held accountable for her actions, and says Luna's time will come very, very soon. Next week, she will get the chance to prove she is what she claims to be.

The Lex Express is coming to Alexandria Bay, Utica, Buffalo, Erie, Cleveland, Youngstown, and Pittsburgh!