Saturday, October 2, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for October 2, 1993

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Chad Miller and Tom Bennett. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws suspenders on Scott Stiener and a Doink The Clown face on Rick Steiner with the Magistrator.

It is reported that Shawn Michaels has been suspended and stripped of the WWF Intercontinental Championship for failing to appear for a number of Intercontinental Championship defenses and fulfilling contractual obligations as per the office of WWF President Jack Tunney. (In reality, Shawn Michaels has been suspended for allegedly testing positive for steroids.) This Monday night on Raw, there will be a 20-man over the top rope battle royal where the final two will meet the following Monday night in a singles match to determine the new Intercontinental Champion. In the match is Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Adam Bomb, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Diesel, Giant Gonzales, Irwin R. Schyster, Quebecer Jacques, Quebecer Pierre, Mabel, Marty Jannetty, MVP, Owen Hart, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Razor Ramon, "The Model" Rick Martel, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Tatanka.

Ludvig Borga beats Sonny Rogers with the Torture Rack. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a Doink The Clown face on Sonny Rogers on the Magistrator.

Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th with a triple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, and Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel. Fowler then interviews Bret and Lawler for Face To Face. Bret says he would like to know Lawler has beaten to call himself a king, especially after he was stretchered out of SummerSlam when he nearly snapped him in half. He hates his guts, and looks forward to a rematch and to obliterating Lawler at the Nassau Coliseum. Lawler says he is not scared, and if hate was written on every grain of sand on the Sahara enough, it wouldn't be enough to express the hate he has for Bret and his family. He tells Bret to bring the family down to the Nassau Coliseum so they can see who the one and only undisputed king of the World Wrestling Federation is.

Before the next match, Irwin R. Schyster says it is a well-known fact that the state of Michigan has a big problem with tax evaders, and he says tax evaders. He tells the fans to have a receipt for every deduction they are claiming, or else they will be going to jail, too.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Gary Jackson.

The Undertaker tells you that if you are using drugs, you are digging your own grave. There is no hope with dope.

Bam Bam Bigelow Rod Bell.

Doink shows up with two buckets as Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon make their way to the back. Doink puts one bucket down and threatens to douse Bam Bam with water, but the bucket is actually full of confetti. Bam Bam Bigelow gets angry and threatens to rip his head off. Doink picks the other one up, but Luna grabs Doink and yells at him. Doink dumps the other bucket, which is full of water, on Luna, then runs into the ring. Bam Bam comes back, and he and Luna run into the ring. Doink slips out and trips Bam Bam as soon as he turns his back. Bam Bam then chases Doink all over the ring. Doink goes underneath the ring as Doink's potential opponent checks on Luna, and Bam Bam Bigelow crawls underneath the ring, then notices what is going on in the ring and beats the man up. Doink is then noticed tying a wire between two guardrails before grabbing a broom out from underneath the ring and hitting him with it. Bam Bam chases after Doink only to trip on the wire.

The Undertaker is on the newest issue of WWF Superstars VIII, which is out on newsstands this Tuesday.

Marty Jannetty beats Steve Moore.

We see a trailer for "Mr. Nanny," starring Hulk Hogan.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Dcoctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Reno Riggins and John Paul.

Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for Friday night, October 29th. Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews Ludvig Borga and Lex Luger for Face To Face. Luger says he looks forward to coming back to Nassau Coliseum, and says SummerSlam was a great victory. Ludvig Borga says Luger lost, and says that America is crumbling and that he sees Luger as the backbone of America. At Nassau Coliseum, he will break his back. Luger says that freedom of speech is what America is found on, and that it is also founded on competition. He says the fans will welcome that competition at Nassau Coliseum, and he will too when he shows him what America is all about.

Next week: The Undertaker! Adam Bomb! Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo)! Mr. Perfect! A special interview with Bam Bam Bigelow and Luna Vachon!

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