Doink shows up on a scooter before the next match.
Doink beats Barry Horowitz, then heads back to the back on his scooter.
Jim Cornette is seen with The Foreign Fanatics (Yokozuna, Ludvig Borga, Jacques, Pierre, Johnny Polo, Mr. Fuji), putting the team on a pedestal before saying that The All-Americans (Lex Luger, Tatanka, Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner) won't be able to stand up to them as they have an international flavor that is coming at them. Ludvig Borga says his beef is with Luger, and tells him to cash his last check as this will be his last match in the WWF after he breaks his back and ends his career. Yokozuna says something in Japanese.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that he will bring knights into the ring and step up against his family in a family feud. He and his brothers all hate Lawler's guts, and Lawler will pay severely for everything he has said about his family when he and his brothers give a new meaning to the term "Hart attack."
Bastion Booger beats Ray Roy.
Joe Fowler advertises a show at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, New York for next Friday night with a quadruple main event. Lex Luger will take on Ludvig Borga, Bret "Hit Man" Hart and "The King" Jerry Lawler will square off in a grudge match, Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon will team up against Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel, Marty Jannetty will be taking on "The Model" Rick Martel, and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn). Fowler then interviews the team of Irwin R. Schyster and Diesel and the team of Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect for Face To Face. I.R.S. tells Razor and Perfect that he is not a fool, because Diesel gave Razor 18 stitches the last time they were in the Nassau Coliseum. He then says it is his turn, because nobody makes a fool out of him on national television. Razor tells I.R.S. he got eaten at Raw, and he had hiss hot in the Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal, and Mr. Perfect interjects that he tossed Diesel out of the ring during that battle royal. Razor says all the talk ends on Frinday night when they settle the score. Diesel says last time, he left them laying like a couple of punks, and this time they will do audit and Razor and Mr. Perfect will be paying the penalty. Perfect tells Diesel that he is going down, and tells I.R.S. not to hang out with trash as he will be thrown out with it.
Ludvig Borga vs. Tatanka: next week on Superstars!
Before the next match, Irwin R. Schsyter calls the ring announcer a run-of-the-mill tax cheat for deducting $800 off his tuxedo and making a $3,000 write-off for his toupee. He calls the crowd tax cheats who use the system and cheat on their taxes because that is all they know.
Irwin R. Schyster beats Ken Garrison.
The Rock 'n Roll Express (Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson) beat Flex Armstrong and Richie Rich. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Jim Cornette, who says that for the last ten years, The Rock 'n Roll Express have defeated every tag team he has managed. They may be the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Champions, but The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey rule Smoky Mountain Wrestling and will soon rule the World Wrestling Federation. He says that while the Express may feel jealously, all he and the Heavenly Bodies feel is hatred.
We se Jeff Jarrett in Nashville, Tennessee. He is here today at Buddy Lee Attractions, the premiere talent agency in the city, as they will not give him a break as he is not from outside of Nashville. He says that Willie Nelson cannot "carry a tune in a bucket" who is "a stranger to music." He then says he has the greatest voice and claims he is the world's greatest singer and wrestler, and says he will prove it to the stars of the WWF. After he is finished using the WWF, he will come back to Buddy Lee Attractions, and Buddy Lee will crawl on his knees and plead and beg for him to sign the dotted line so he can say he signed him.
Diesel beats Ralph Mosca.
Two new matches are made for Survivor Series: The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), Bastion Booger and Bam Bam Bigelow square off against four Doinks in a Traditional Survivor Series 4-on-4 Match. Bam Bam Bigelow says it started with one Doink, then there were two, then there were three, and now there are four. At Survivor Series, there will be no clowning around, and they are going down. Also, Mr. Perfect, The 1-2-3 Kid, Razor Ramon and Mart Jannetty will take on Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel in a Traditional Survivor Series 4-on-4 Match.
Razor Ramon beats Tony DeVito. After the match, Irwin R. Schyster, Adam Bomb, "The Model" Rick Martel and Diesel show up, but Marty Jannetty, The 1-2-3 Kid and Mr. Perfect get in the ring to back Razor up.
Joe Fowler re-advertises the show at Nassau Coliseum. He then interviews Lex Luger and Ludvig Borga for Face To Face. Luger says it has been a long wait, but he finally gets Ludvig Borga in the ring after all the disparaging remarks about him and America, and now he can see if he can back it up in the ring when he cleans the garbage up in Nassau Coliseum. Ludvig Borga says that Luger is right about taking out the garbage, as he is the "garbage driver" of America. This Friday night, he will show all the Americans what their hero is all about. When he is through with him, his hero role will be played out and he will end his career. Luger says Ludvig will see what Ameria and the top competition in the WWF is all about on Friday night.
Next week: The Smoking Gunns (! Bam Bam Bigelow! The Steiner Brothers! Ludvig Borga vs. Tatanka!
Ludvig Borga tells Tatanka that next week, they will meet in the ring. He says that being undefeated and being a Native American means that Tatanka represents all Americans, and that is why he will not just beat him, but end his career.
Also next week: footage from the incident between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Crush from Raw!
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