Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 23, 1993

It is announced that Crush will not be heading to Royal Rumble due to being injured at the hands of Doink.

The Undertaker beats Dave Silguero. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from - and the silver-gloved hand of - The Undertaker, who says that this Sunday in the Royal Rumble Match, it will be ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund reports that Crush is out of the Royal Rumble Match due to a concussion suffered at the hands of Doink.

Marty Jannetty beats Ken Johnson. During the match, we see comments from Shawn Michaels, who says that Sensational Sherri will be in his corner as she is madly in love with him.

Sean Mooney announces a Super Bowl party to benefit The Miami Project - in honor of New York Jets star Dennis Bird - Sunday, January 31st at 5 P.M. at Caffe Angelica, 2370 Jericho Turnpike, Garden City Park, New York. Members of the New York Jets and the New York Islanders will be there, as well as "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon. He then announces a show this Friday night at 8 P.M. at Madison Square Garden, as part of a benefit for WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Somalia Hunger Relief Fund, where Bret "Hit Man" Hart will put the WWF Championship against Bam Bam Bigelow should he still hold it. We then hear from Bam Bam Bigelow, who there is a time in every man's life when opportunity knocks, and that it is knocking for him now. He plans to take on Bret for the WWF Championship, and commends him on his successful title defenses, but says Friday night will be the last time. He means business, and he plans on being WWF Champion. We then hear from Bret, who talks about the hunger crisis in Somalia asks the fans to come to Madison Square Garden, as all the proceeds will go to WWF Headlock on Hunger, as he will need their support when he faces Bam Bam Bigelow with the WWF Championship on the line this Friday.

Papa Shango beats Rudy Gonzales. During this match, we see pre-recorded comments from Papa Shango, who says he will be possessing 29 minds when he wins the Royal Rumble Match this Sunday. He says to beware of voodoo, and to beware of Papa Shango.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart is on the cover of WWF Wrestling Spotlight, available on newsstands now.

Raymond Rougeau interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart. Bret says that people are constantly calling him the people's champion. All of sudden, Razor Ramon shows up on the video screen, telling Bret to shut up. After Razor runs down Bret's championship accomplishments, he tells him to say hello to The Bad Guy. He says squashing his little brother Owen Hart like a cockroach was fun, and if he sees his father walking the street, he may slap his face, too, as he takes whatever he wants, and he wants Bret. Bret dares him to come out from backstage, as they don't have to wait until Royal Rumble to do this, but Razor says nobody tells him what to do or when to do it. Razor tells Bret that if he wants him, he has him this Sunday at Royal Rumble, and that there is nothing Bret, his fans or his family can do to stop him from taking the WWF Championship. Bret tells Razor the name is "Hit Man," not "chico," and that he takes pride in being the WWF Champion, and this Sunday, everybody will be taking pride when he kicks Razor Ramon's butt.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Gary Jackson. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, where he says that Bam Bam Bigelow may make people part like the Red Sea when he walks through a crowd, and his footsteps may sound like thunder, but this Sunday, a big man like Bam Bam will learn that nobody is bigger than the law. After the

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) plug WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Madison Square Garden show this Friday night. For those who cannot make it, donations can be sent to the American Red Cross Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church St. Station, New York, New York 10256.

It is announced that The Undertaker, The Beserker, Papa Shango, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The King' Jerry Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Tatanka, "The Model" Rick Martel, Earthquake, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Saggs, The Headshrinkers, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Repo Man, Damien Demento, Koko B. Ware, "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Samu, Fatu, and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair will all be in the Royal Rumble Match. Mr. Fuji says that this Sunday, Yokozuna will win the Royal Rumble Match as he has never been swept off his feet, and at WrestleMania 9, he will take the WWF Championship back to Japan. Mr. Perfect says all sizes of men will be in the Royal Rumble Match, but he will be the only one who is perfect. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair may have won last year only because he advised him on how to win it, and this year, he's winning it for himself and for the WWF Championship, because he is what he says he is: perfect. Bob Backlund says he has waited 10 long years to win the Royal Rumble Match and face the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9, and he will do it if he wins the Royal Rumble. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair says he won it last year, and he will win it again, because he is The Nature Boy and what comes out of his mouth is as good as gold, and because he will take the WWF Championship for a third time.

Kamala beats Dale Wolfe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Harvey Wippleman, who says that it is a good thing that Kamala is being advised by Reverend Slick, as he will be saying his prayers when he gets in the ring with Kim Chee.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan says there is never a dull moment in the WWF, as something is always going on, especially during a pay-per-view. This Sunday's Royal Rumble will be the pinnacle of that, as shockwaves will be heard around the world when he unveils Narcissus. He says that Narcissus is impossible to describe when it comes to confirming whether or not Narcissus is a mesomorphic Adonis with Herculean strength and power and the speed, power and skills of multiple WWF Superstars.

Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw on Monday Night, February 1st at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) and Razor Ramon will be there, and a 16-man over the top rope battle royal will also take place there. He also plugs the Madison Square Garden show on Friday night again, where Bob Backlund will take on Shawn Michaels for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. We hear from Shawn, who says that he has no respect for anybody, but admits Backlund may be an exception for all he has done. He then says Backlund is mistaken if he thinks he will take the Intercontinental Championship from him. We hear from Mr. Perfect, who will take on "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair that night, who says that nobody will be holding Flair back this time, and he will get to Flair before Flair gets to him. He says Flair is not as smart as he thinks he is, and if he was, he would be in his corner and not backing a loser. The Undertaker will also take on Irwin R. Schyster.

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