Saturday, January 30, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 30, 1993

Royal Rumble 1993 will be available on VHS on February 11th!

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat Reno Riggins and Bobby Perez.

Bret "Hit Man" Hart says Yokozuna will get his shot at the WWF Championship at WrestleMania 9, but he has more on his mind in the form of all the challengers who want a shot at the title as well. All he can do is taking it one day at a time, and he will defend against Yokozuna when the time comes at WrestleMania.

Damian Demento beats Tommy Knight.

Join the Official WWF Fan Club today and get an official membership certificate, a WWF Superstar collage and an audio cassette with the music of all your favorite Superstars!

Mr. Perfect beats Louie Spicolli. During the match, we hear from "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, who says that being impressed with his debut isn't good enough, and says that the people were absolutely awestruck as they have never seen such mesomorphic magnificence beyond perfection. As for the challenge from Mr. Perfect, all he has heard is perfect silence, and tells Perfect to consider himself warned.

Sean Mooney announces a Super Bowl party to benefit The Miami Project - in honor of New York Jets star Dennis Bird - tomorrow afternoon at 5 P.M. at Caffe Angelica, 2370 Jericho Turnpike, Garden City Park, New York. Members of the New York Jets and the New York Islanders will be there, as well as "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon. He also announces the show at the Nassau Coliseum on February 26th, where The Undertaker will take on Yokozuna. Mr. Fuji says The Undertaker is a big man, but Yokozuna is bigger. He has seen what The Undertaker can do, but boasts that The Undertaker will not be able to put him in the Tombstone Piledriver, and that Yokozuna will hurt him and make him cry in pain. Paul Bearer says it will be a grand occasion when Yokozuna makes his entrance, but after that, Yokozuna will be gone for eternity. The Undertaker talks about how in the wilds of nature, the sick and weak of heart are done away with, and in the world of the unnatural, the unstrong and unholy are also done away with.

Shawn Michaels beats Gary Jackson. During the match, we hear from Sensational Sherri, who says Marty Jannetty was the only man who came to his aid at Royal Rumble, and wherever Shawn goes, she will be there at Marty's side.

WrestleMania 9 is live in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada and on pay-per-view April 4th!

Raymond Rougeau interviews "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. Duggan says he can understand a man being proud of his country, for he carries the flag of the United States of America wherever he goes. When Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna comes to America and talks about "lazy American workers" who cannot make good products, someone has to do something about it, and he is that man. He is aware that nobody has been able to knock Yokozuna off of his feet, and he challenges Yokozuna to bring his flag and Mr. Fuji to the ring, and not only will he knock him off his feet, but he will wave the flag over him as he will not stop, quit or waver, for as long as there is air in his lungs and blood in his heart, he will attack.

High Energy (Koko B. Ware and Owen Hart) beat Brooklyn Brawler and Chuck West. During the match, it is announced that Crush will be returning to action in less than two weeks following his injury at the hands of Doink.

Dr. Fred Hatfield advertises IcoPro, the results of years of scientist research not only in laboratories, but also from athletes themselves. IcoPro is a complete sports supplemental and conditioning line that will tone your body and increase your energy and endurance in a drug-free way of conditioning. We then see Bret "Hit Man" Hart say that IcoPro prepares him for victory.

Bob Backlund beats "Iron" Mike Sharpe. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments of Bob Backlund thanking the fans for their contributions to the Somalia Hunger Relief Fund as part of WWF's "Headlock on Hunger." After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler draws a picture of Howdy Doody on The Magistrator due to Backlund reminding him of Howdy Doody. Vince McMahon then asks the fans to make donations to the Somalia Hunger Relief Fun at the following address: American Red Cross, P.O. Box 37243, Washington, DC 20013.

Razor Ramon beats Pete Christie.

Sean Mooney advertises Raw at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan this Monday, where Typhoon will take on Doink. We then hear about Kamala vs. Kim Chee at the Nassau Colisseum. Harvey Whippleman says that Kamala has made his way to the top of the World Wrestling Federation, and that is only because Kim Chee made him and taught him everything after pulling him out of the jungle. Now Kamala has turned on them, and Kim Chee will teach them a lesson when he gets Kamala in the ring. Also, Shawn Michaels will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Marty Jannetty. We hear Sensational Sherri talk about how Marty Jannetty was the only man who came to her aid after Royal Rumble, and lets Marty know he can depend on her from now on. Marty says Sherri is welcome in her corner, and when he comes for Shawn and the Intercontinental Championship, they will rock his world. Also, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will take on The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) in a return bout from Royal Rumble.

Mike McGuirk announces that Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow! Doink! The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)!

Mr. Fuji says he and Yokozuna accept "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's challenge for next week, and says Hacksaw will need all the luck he can get.

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