Raw Deal - Raw recap for January 11, 1993

The show begins with Sean Mooney stating the event is sold out when Bobby "The Brain" Heenan shows up. He finds out he's been replaced by New York City DJ Rob Bartlett. Sold out show or not, Heenan says he's getting in there.

Yokozuna beats Koko B. Ware.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan tells Mr. Perfect that he has heard him asking questions of the other wrestlers about Narcissus, and says that comparing Mr. Perfect to Narcissus would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. He says horse manure has its place in this world, even perfect horse manure, but Narcissus is so beyond perfect that he could very well be from another galaxy. He says that when he unleashes Narcissus at Royal Rumble, even Perfect will be convinced that Narcissus is from another world.

The Steiner Brothers (Scott and Rick Steiner) beat The Executioners (Pain and Agony). During the match, Doink the Clown is seen in the audience clowning around.

Sean Mooney catches a woman trying to get in, claiming to be Rob Bartlett's aunt. It's really Bobby "The Brain" Heenan dressed like a woman, complete with a wig.

Vince McMahon interviews Razor Ramon. He plans to beat Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the WWF Championship at Royal Rumble. As for Owen Hart, he beat him up on WWF Mania for fun.

January 29th will support the Somalia Relief Fund as part of WWF Headlock On Hunger. Tatanka also advertises the event.

Shawn Michaels retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Max Moon. Doink shows up during the match.

Shawn Michaels says Marty Jannetty is undeserving of an Intercontinental title shot, and says The Sensational Sherri will be on his corner. Marty says he's winning the title, and that Shawn doesn't know Sherri as much as he thinks he does.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Tatanka, IRS, Bob Backlund, Jerry "The King" Lawler, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Crush, "The Model" Rick Martel, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Papa Shango, Earthquake, The Berserker, Undertaker, Carlos Colon, The Great Tenryu, Tito Santana, Typhoon, The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu), and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan will all be in the Royal Rumble this year!

People are lining up for tickets to next week's show when Sean Mooney spots Rob Bartlett's Uncle Morris showing up. It's Bobby "The Brain" Heenan in disguise again.

The Undertaker beats Damien Demento.

Doink says he'll continue to make children cry...and Crush shows up to warn him not to do it. When Doink shoots a squirt gun at him, Doink chases after him!

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan gets in the building...at the end of the show. Poor Bobby...