Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 9, 1993

Kamala beats Todd Becker. Kim Chee and Harvey Wippleman admonish and abuse Kamala after the match, but Reverend Slick shows up and tells them that their partnership with Kamala is over. Kim Chee punches out Slick, then he and Wippleman continue to torment Kamala. Kamala finally has enough, and chops Kim Chee before chasing Harvey Wippleman to the dressing room.

We hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon says he knows Bret is upset because he slapped his brother Owen Hart around, and tells him that at Royal Rumble, he is next. Bret says this isn't the first time he'll have to pound out a bully for picking on one of his brothers. When Razor Ramon steps into the ring with him at Royal Rumble, he will show he's not just a good wrestler, but he's a tough fighter, and that he will pound the daylights out of him.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Butch Banks and Rock Werner. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from the Steiners. Scott says they don't know if WWF is ready for them, but at Royal Rumble, The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly) will know. Rick says that they've made their New Year's resolutions, and The Beverly Brothers aren't going to like them. After the match, Raymond Rougeau finally meets up with the clown that has shown up as of late, and tries to interview him.

Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw for the nights of January 11th and January 18th at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York. Also, WWF hits the Meadowlands Arena this afternoon when Razor Ramon faces Mr. Perfect. Mr. Perfect tells Razor Ramon that he thinks he is cool and "oozing machismo," but Perfect tells him what he is oozing stinks while he is oozing perfection. Anyone who has been in the ring with him knows he is the greatest, and when Razor Ramon gets in the ring thinking he is tough, he will get nicked, because nobody beats Mr. Perfect...nobody. We then hear from Shawn Michaels, who is defending the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Marty Jannetty. He tells Jannetty that he reeks of jealousy. He cannot blame him, but there is a lot to be jealous of, as he is the hottest dude in the WWF, the Intercontinental Champion, he is rich, good-looking, and has it all. Meanwhile, Jannetty has nothing, and that is not going to change. Jannetty says this is a good opportunity for him, as he has a shot at Shawn Michaels - something he has wanted for a long time - as well as the Intercontinental Championship. There is nothing anybody can do to keep him from taking his title and his career.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan tells Mr. Perfect that he has heard him asking questions of the other wrestlers about Narcissus, and says that comparing Mr. Perfect to Narcissus would be like comparing ice cream to horse manure. He says horse manure has its place in this world, even perfect horse manure, but Narcissus is so beyond perfect that he could very well be from another galaxy. He says that when he unleashes Narcissus at Royal Rumble, even Perfect will be convinced that Narcissus is from another world.

Lance Cassidy beats George Petrovsky.

The new issue of WWF Magazine with Mr. Perfect on the cover is at newsstands this Tuesday.

Raymond Rougeau interviews the clown that has been seen in the WWF as of late. The clown is seen with a sling on his arm, and says that his name is Doink. Raymond Rougeau asks Doink about tripping The Big Boss Man on his way to the ring, putting a mop in Tatanka's eye and splashing water on Marty Jannetty. Doink also mentions the bananas under Bob Backlund's feet. Rougeau says Doink is the only one laughing with them. Doink says he love entertaining the children before looking at their smiles and thinking about taking those smiles away. Rougeau reminds Doink that Crush warned him not to make the children sad, but Doink says he's having a good time. Rougeau says he's having a good time, but Rougeau says he's having a good time at someone else's expenses. Doink doesn't care whose expense he has fun at, and squirts water into Raymond Rougeau's face.

The Undertaker beats Scott Zappa, who is then placed into a bodybag.

It is announced that Shawn Michaels will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Marty Jannetty at Royal Rumble, and that Sensational Sherri will be at ringside, even though it is unknown whose corner she will be in. We then hear from Shawn, who says nobody has been more undeserving of an Intercontinental title shot than Jannetty, but being "Mr. Cool," he's decided to give him one anyway. Shawn then states that Sherri will be in his corner, even though he hasn't had a chance to talk to her. We then hear from Jannetty, who says that January 24th will be "Marty Jannetty Day" as he will take the Intercontinental title and end Shawn's career, telling Shawn that he doesn't know Sherri as much as he thinks he does, implying that Sherri might be in his corner.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Tatanka, Irwin R. Schyster, Bob Backlund, Lawler, Mr. Perfect, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Crush, "The Model" Rick Martel, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Papa Shango, Earthquake, Berserker, Undertaker, Carlos Colon, and the recently announced Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Typhoon, Samu, Fatu, and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan will all be in the Royal Rumble match. We also hear from some of the competitors in the Royal Rumble match. Mr. Perfect says his smile doesn't look out of place, as the Royal Rumble match is here and he doesn't have a problem with anything because he's perfect. No matter who he faces, they're not perfect. Mr. Fuji speaks for Yokozuna, who tells everyone to look at Yokozuna, saying no one can move him or lift him off his feet. At 505 pounds, Yokozuna will become the Royal Rumble winner. Duggan says the Royal Rumble is his kind of match, as you nail anything that moves and there are no friends or foe. Even though he cannot promise he will win the match, he will give it 110%.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Red Tyler. During the match, we hear pre-recorded comments from The Big Boss Man, who tells Bam Bam Bigelow that he will find out he is nothing but flesh and blood when he gets into the ring with him at Royal Rumble.

Sean Mooney advertises Monday Night Raw for the nights of January 11th and January 18th at the Manhattan Center in Midtown Manhattan, New York again. It is announced that the WWF will be the first sports-entertainment group to aid the food crisis in Somalia, and will donate a minimum of $100,000 to the Somalia Relief Fund. Proceeds from the January 29th show in Madison Square Garden will be donated to the American Red Cross to send medicine, food and relief supplies for the starving in Somalia. Sean Mooney acts that fans send donations to the Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church Street Station, New York, NY, 10256. We then hear from Bret "Hit Man" Hart, who takes on Bam Bam Bigelow at Madison Square Garden in New York on January 29th. Bret talks about the hunger crisis in Somalia, and he hopes that everyone shows up to the show where the proceeds go to the starving in Somalia. He says there is no more worthy or compassionate cause than this one, and asks everyone to do their part as he is honored to be part of this cause. When the people show up, he needs their support when he takes on Bam Bam Bigelow.It is also announced that Shawn Michaels will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Bob Backlund, and that Mr. Perfect will take on "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair at the event.

Next week: Yokozuna! The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! A special interview with Shawn Michaels! Crush! Razor Ramon!