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Monday, April 26, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 26, 1993

Mr. Perfect beats Damien Demento.

Jasmine McNeill's anti-drug essay "There's No Hope With Dope" is read by the author herself as part of an anti-drug campaign from the World Wrestling Federation. The Undertaker appears at the end.

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan announces that two people in the front row are getting engaged on Monday Night Raw tonight.

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Crush by count-out after Crush is distracted by Doink, who taunts him from the top row. Doinks points to the other side of the arena, and when the camera pans to that side, there is another Doink. Luger attacks Crush from behind, sending him outside the ring where he lays unconscious.



King of the Ring is coming to Pay-Per-View on June 13th! Hulk Hogan will defend the WWF Championship against Yokozuna in a rematch from WrestleMania 9. This week on Superstars, Mr. Perfect takes on Doink, and Bob Backlund takes on "The Narcissist" Lex Luger in King of the Ring qualifying matches.

Mr. Hughes beats Jason Knight.

We get our first look at The Smoking Gunns, Billy and Bart Gunn.

Vince McMahon interviews the WWF Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels, who defends next week against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. He insults New York City and its wrestling fans, and says he doesn't need anyone behind him as he got the Intercontinental Championship on his own. As for Duggan, Michaels calls himself an "equal opportunity defender" and calls Duggan "ugly as the day is long." Before he can say anything to Mr. Perfect, the man he attacked backstage at WrestleMania 9, Perfect shows up, surrounded by officials trying to keep him from getting in the ring, trying to get at Michaels. Michaels kicks Perfect off the apron, and Perfect chases him all the way back to the backstage area.

Howard Cross and Joey Smith of the New York Giants are in the crowd.

Typhoon beats Von Krus. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan via phone, who says he's coming to Raw next week to wrestle and tells Shawn Michaels to prepare for a beatdown.

After the last match, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan helps Chuck Szonowski pop the question to his girlfriend Louise. She says "yes."

Next week: Kamala! The Headsrhinkers! Shawn Michaels defends the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan!

Monday, April 12, 1993

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 12, 1993

Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) have paid The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) some money backstage to take care of - and give advice on how to take on - The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner).

Scott Steiner beats Irwin R. Schyster by disqualification after interference by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. Brother Rick helps Scott fight DiBiase and IRS, but The Beverly Brothers show up and almost gang up on the Steiners until Scott is able to trick them into attacking DiBiase. When DiBiase gets angry with them, The Beverly Brothers turn on Money Inc. (DiBiase and IRS).

Tatanka beats Von Krus. During the match, Doink the Clown shows up and squirts water at everyone with his umbrella.

Hulk Hogan is officially WWF Champion as per a ruling by Jack Tunney.

Rob Bartlett interviews Luna Vachon in her first Raw appearance. She calls herself "the true woman of the '90s," and calls Sensational Sherri a "witch." She says the only thing strong about Sensational Sherri is her breath, and implies she's everything that Sherri is not. Bartlett then tells Luna that Sherri is here...and Sherri immediately shows up. She calls Luna "a disgrace to the World Wrestling Federation" and kicks Luna in the head starting a fight. Rob Bartlett tries to break it up only to get smacked around himself. The brawl spills into the stands, and clothes even get ripped off in the process. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna away as the brawl is broken up.

After the break, Luna Vachon shows up and attacks Sensational Sherri yet again. Not surprisingly, this starts yet another brawl. Sgt. Slaughter has to carry Luna off yet again. Sherri tells Luna that if she wants a piece of her, she's got it.

Papa Shango beats Scott Taylor (who is erroneously named "Skip Taylor" by announcer Howard Finkel). A beaten-up Rob Bartlett returns to ringside with his clothes torn up (assumedly by Luna Vachon) during the match.

Friar Ferguson beats Chris Duffy in what proves to be the former's only match in the World Wrestling Federation.



The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Luke Beverly) attack Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) from behind as they accept the Beverly Brothers' challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

Saturday, May 9, 1992

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for May 9, 1992

Bret "Hit Man" Hart beats Von Krus with the Sharpshooter. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from Shawn Michaels, who says he is a dynasty in the making and a man who will break a lot of hearts, including Bret Hart's. He says that the WWF Intercontinental Championship is his.

We hear from The British Bulldog, who tells Repo Man that he tried to choke him out with his rope but failed, and that he is now fighting mad and ready to bite into him, for this dog refuses to be tied down.

Kamala - making his first appearance on WWF programming for the first time in five years, and now having Harvey Wippleman and a masked man in a pith helmet and safari outfit named Kim Chee as his managers - beats Sonny Blaze after Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have to tell Kamala to roll his opponent onto his back to pin him.

Tito Santana beats Bob Bradley. During the match, Mr. Perfect reads a letter from someone that is addressed to The Big Boss Man, stating that their sentence is over and that they are a free man, and that Big Boss Man - who called him a number without a name - is "a pig without a prayer."

We hear from The Mountie and Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart says that when he created The Hart Foundation, he knew he would have one man that was a backbone and a foundation, and that man is The Mountie. The Mountie says he is the only law and order in the World Wrestling Federation, and he will take on everybody. If anyone wants to step into his path, he will always get his man. We also hear from High Energy (Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart). Owen says they are soaring to greater heights in the World Wrestling Federation, and Koko says they don't care who they face as they are in the best shape of their lives and everybody from them to the fans have energy.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) and Paul Ellering wish everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) beat Terry Davis and Mark Kay. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments from The Genius and The Beverly Brothers (Beau and Blake Beverly), who continue to call The Legion of Doom "mama's boys" and "sissies."

Wrestlemania 8 is on the cover of the newest WWF Magazine, and inside is a personality profile on The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk).

We hear from Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) and Jimmy Hart. DiBiase says money comes to money, and that Money Inc. is a very successful partnership, especially financially, and that The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) had their shot at the tag team titles only to come up short. Irwin R. Schyster says The Natural Disasters should have learned that they can't get away with doing things the easy way, and that they will soon learn there is no easy way to do things with Money Inc. We also hear from The Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Bearer tells Mr. Fuji to have The Berzerker run to the ring, scream and holler so The Undertaker can get his hands on him and it will all be over. The Undertaker says The Berzerker is the most vicious of the Viking warriors, but his travels have brought him directly to the gates of Hell, which he opens and closes.

Crush beats Kato in his WWF debut.

We hear from Papa Shango, who burns numerous pictures of The Ultimate Warrior as he says that the living will fall and the dead will rise as he reigns over The Ultimate Warrior's demise.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Model" Rick Martel on the stage, still wearing Tatanka's feathers on his hat. Martel says he would never spray Arrogance into Tatanka's face, as he has too much class and he is a fashion trendsetter. He says that Tatanka's feathers are the hottest look in Paris right now after they have flown the coop. Martel says that Tatanka cries and snivels so much that his name should be "Whining Arrow," and if Tatanka wants to dance with him, the warpath he travels will soon become a trail of tears.

Sgt. Slaughter wishes everyone a Happy Mother's Day.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Sgt. Slaughter. At the start of the match, The Mountie shows up to get a closer look. After a seat is provided for The Mountie, Jimmy Hart brings a black box to The Mountie and leaves. Throughout the match, The Mountie is seen opening the box and pulling out a shock stick to shock Sgt. Slaughter with as Mr. Perfect distracts the referee. This allows Flair to get the win. After the match, The Mountie celebrates with Flair as Jimmy Hart hides the shock stick, then Jimmy Hart joins in afterwards. Two men place Sgt. Slaugher on a gurney as The Mountie calls Slaughter "U.S. scum."

The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs) beat Brian Brieger and Bill Pierce. During the match, it is announced that the WBF Bodystars will be competing against some of the WWF Superstars on the nighttime edition of Family Feud all this week.

It is announced that a tribute to Hulk Hogan is in the newest edition of WWF Magazine.

We hear from The Bushwhackers (Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke), who say that spring is in the air and that everybody is happy, including the fans that they get to give a lick. We also hear from The Berzerker and Mr. Fuji. Fuji says that when The Berzerker gets finished with Paul Bearer and The Undertaker, he will personally cremate The Undertaker and Bearer and give them a personal Viking funeral. The Berzerker says The Undertaker is unstoppable and keeps coming, but he is unstoppable, berserk and carrying a very big sword.

It is announced that Sgt. Slaughter is on his feet, but that any long-term effects from being shocked by The Mountie are not yet known. It is announced that word on Slaughter's status will be updated next week.

Next week: The Ultimate Warrior against one of The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags and Brian Knobbs)! We hear from Jimmy Hart and The Nasty Boys, who says that Warrior is going to Nastyville and never coming back when his return will be the shortest in WWF history. We then hear from The Ultimate Warrior, who despite Papa Shango's curse, will put a curse on The Nasty Boys next week.