November To Remember 1999 - The Results

Joey Styles and Cyrus welcome everyone to the show. Cyrus is wearing a rubber glove as Buffalo, New York is the bacteria capital of the United States, and if he were to work here every night, he would live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and drive in. He then announces that he is back on pay-per-view. Just when the show is about to kick off, "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner shows up, and the crowd cheers for him when he makes one of his sexual one-liners as he introduces himself. Gertner feels slighted that he is on ECW on TNN, but not on November To Remember. Cyrus step back and lets him have his spot on commentary, but suddenly Taz shows up. The crowd chants "You sold out!" at Taz. Taz says that none of his phone calls have been returned and that he has shown up at 3 o'clock, and asks "Where's the goddamn heat?" Joey tells him he called him, but Taz calls him a lying bastard and says he tried to punk him out by implying two weeks ago on ECW on TNN by implying that he choked Rob Van Dam out and "Pearl Harbored" him. He then asks how he is supposed to lock in the Katahajime, then says he seized the opportunity and he doesn't care if anybody likes it because he does what he wants how he wants. He says that since Joey tried to punk him out, he wants to fight him. The crowd chants "Fuck him up, Joey, fuck him up!" Taz then says that 5,000 "ungrateful, piece of shit sons of bitches" want to see Joey kick his ass, and tells Joey to bring it. Joey laughs and apologizes for it, but Taz then takes this as being seen as a comedian who is there to make him laugh. Joey apologizes for offending Taz, but Taz figures Joey "had the nuts" to offend here. Joey says he cannot win in this situation, and says sorry again, but Taz takes this as Joey saying he can win against him. He calls Joey "a disrespectful son of a bitch" and gives him three seconds to get out of the ring before he splatters his brains in the ring, and if ECW wants to fire him, then he can only be so lucky. Taz then looks at Joel Gertner, who is having fun with the crowd at this point, then puts his sunglasses in his jacket and says to him "You think it's funny, fat shit?" and says Gertner was sitting next to him when he implied that he hooked RVD from behind, and says he didn't stop him because he's "a bitch." He gives Gertner the same three seconds, but Gertner makes the mistake of turning his back to Taz as he leaves and Taz hooks the Katahajime on him. Taz then tells RVD that in a little while, he will find out why he held all the titles in ECW and RVD didn't. Cyrus then thanks Taz, but Taz tells Cyrus "No, thank you."

Before the next match, Simon Diamond says he has a problem, and says it is a sad day when two clean-cut, all-American good looking guys cannot hang out and be friends without hearing "derogatory comments from you neanderthals." After Dick Hertz removes his robe, he rubs his shoulders. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, then says "Simon says, 'wish Simon good luck.'" Dick says "Go get 'em...tiger," then slaps him on the ass. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, but he will "let Dick slide this time." He then tells everyone to look at his Dick, saying is is huge and vascular. Suddenly, Jazz shows up, grabs the microphone and tells Simon she is sick and tired of him having a problem in every town they go to, then slaps him in the face. Simon falls victim to the Jazz Stinger, but Dick Hertz grabs Jazz and decimates her. Simon says "Simon says you're dead by my giant killer," which seemingly summons Spike Dudley. Spike hits the Acid Drop on Dick Hertz, then Simon attacks him from behind.

Spike Dudley beats Simon Diamond, then The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Big Sal E. Graziano) run into the ring and attack Spike Dudley. After Big Sal splashes Spike, Nova shows up, leaves over Little Guido and hit Big Sal E. Graziano from behind with a double axe handle before hitting Little Guido with a spinebuster, immediately starting the next match.

Little Guido beats Nova after interference from Big Sal E. Graziano. After the match, Nova also falls victim to a Big Sal splash after Little Guido drops a couple of elbows. Suddenly, Chris Candio returns and takes out Big Sal, then "Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill show up and immediately overpower Chris Chetti.

Before the next match, Steve Corino says all the fans in the arena and everyone watching at home knows that when you have a three-way dance, you have to have "the god of the three-way dance in it." He says everyone knows that Japanese wrestlers are the smartest wrestlers in the entire world, and that he and Tajiri have beaten Super Crazy so many times that it will be very easy. He also says that if Jerry Lynn can waddle out to the ring and stop complaining about every broken toenail and big toe he has, he will find out why Tajiri is the true king of the three-way.

Jerry Lynn beats Super Crazy and Tajiri in a three-way dance. After the match, Steve Corino puts the boots to Jerry Lynn and starts attacking him, but Lynn drop kicks Jack Victory off of the apron and hits COrino with a cradle piledriver.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) beat Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney and New Jack after Angel hits New Jack in the back of the head with a guitar. The rest of Da Baldies have to help Angel to the back after the match.

We see Bill Alfonso and Sabu. Alfonso says that in just a few minutes, Sabu will get in the ring and do what he does best. Sometimes, the wrestlers are bigger than life, and Sabu is definitely bigger than life and fights harder than anyone else he has seen in his entire life. He tells Chris Candido to be ready for the fight of his life, because Sabu lost his best friend and he is dedicating his match and the entire pay-per-view to Ticho and his family.

Sabu beats Chris Candido with the Camel Clutch. During the match, Tammy Lynn Sytch holds Sabu's leg as he goes up top, but Bill Alfonso pulls Tammy off and puts here on a table that Sabu has set up. Candido pushes Tammy off the table, but Sabu leg drops him through the tabe. After an Arabian Facebuster with a chair, Sabu locks in the Camel Clutch for the fourth time iun the match and wins it.

We see Masato Tanaka on the treadmill. He says that tonight, he will become the ECW World Heavyweight Champion. We then hear from Judge Jeff Jones. Even though Mike Awesome has lost to him on two separate occasions, he will beat him tonight as "no big-headed challenger from Japan will come to the United States and beat a champion." He sentences Tanaka to a severe and brutal defeat at the hands of Mike Awesome, who tells Tanaka he will break his back.

We see footage from earlier today of Lou E. Dangerously getting carried out by security after trying to fire somebody as he yells at someone else on a cell phone.

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Masato Tanaka.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Taz. Both Taz and RVD have a word after the match, then Taz walks away.

Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, Raven and The Sandman after Raven hits The Sandman with a Singapore cane before turning his back on him and sabotaging Dreamer throughout the match.

ECW returns to pay-per-view on January 9, 2000 with Guilty As Charged!