Armageddon 1999 - The Results

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray tells the crowd that before tonight is over, they will remember the most important commandment: Thou shalt not mess with The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley), and if they don't believe them, they can talk to Edge and Christian. When Edge and Christian show up, both tag teams brawl before everyone else shows up for the next match, and referees have to restore order.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) win a 16-man, 8-team battle royal, last eliminating The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) to become #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships at Royal Rumble. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) take advantage of the fact that Jimmy Korderas is the only referee in the match by switching between the three of them as soon as one of them gets tossed over the top rope, but they are eventually caught and they get eliminated.

Lilian Garcia interviews Kurt Angle, who says he is still undefeated in the WWF and that "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman is responsible for last week's loss. He knows he is getting a funny response here tonight from the fans, but the fans will appreciate his gold medal, his accomplishments and his being a true American hero.

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman interrupts Kurt Angle before he can talk about the "3 I's."

Kurt Angle beats "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman with a German Suplex bridge pin. After the match, Blackman strikes Angle with his nunchaku.

Michael Cole has a very awkward interview with B.B., who asks him to zip up the back of her evening gown.

South African golfer Greg Norman is seen in the crowd.

Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are the special guest referees for the next match.

Miss Kitty beats Ivory, B.B. and Jacqueline in an Evening Gown Match in a swimming pool to become the WWF Women's Champion, last disrobing Ivory to win the title. After the match, Miss Kitty says she would win the match and she did. She says everyone came to see her naked, and she will not disappoint; however, they did make her wear underwear. She takes her evening gown off, then jumps into the pool, gets back out and removes her top. Sgt. Slaughter and Gene Krupa move quickly into place to cover her breasts with a towel, then Mae Young makes it up to the crowd by taking off her evening gown. Sgt. Slaughter shows up with the towel as soon as she takes the gown off.

Kevin Kelly interviews Rikishi. For the last week, The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) decided to jump on him, but when he can gets his hands on them, Armageddon just might be their last day, and his ass will be on top of their face when he is done. He tells Viscera to be ready and to have his back like he will have Viscera's.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beat Rikishi and Viscera after Viscera, who refuses to be a team player throughout the match, inadvertently hits Rikishi with a spinning wheel kick meant for Hardcore Holly, who dodges out of the way before getting the pinfall. After the match, Rikishi confronts Viscera, which leads to a physical confrontation. Referees quickly have to run in to break both men apart.

Lilian Garcia interviews Val Venis, who says he proved once before that he has what it takes to be a champion, and once again he receives the opportunity to wrap gold around his waist. After the dust has settled, all is said and done and his , he will take the Ruropean Championship, fly in a 747 across the sea, search out the most beautiful women in Europe, and wait until they get a load of him as he is the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben rolled into one. He then turns Lilian Garcia on while speaking Spanish, and Lilian Garcia - also fluent in Spanish - leaves alongside him.

Referee Teddy Long ejects The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) from ringside before the next match.

Val Venis beats D'Lo Brown and The British Bulldog in a Triple Threat Match to become the WWF European Champion after breaking a pinfall from the Lo Down with the Money Shot.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac, who announces that Kane will not be allowed to win their steel match by leaving the cage, while he canm even though the cage door will be padlocked. He also tells Kane to tell Tori to stop calling his hotel room, because she's "ain't gettin' none.".

Before the next match, X-Pac gets in Tori's face, and Kane climbs out of the ring and fights him until they both get back in the cage.

Kane beats X-Pac in a Steel Cage Match in which Kane could not win by leaving the cage. During the match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and cut the chain on the padlock with bolt cutters in order to introduce a steel chair into the ring and slam the cage door into Kane's head when he comes after them. Kane gets up, but X-Pac hits Kane with an X-Factor on the steel chair. X-Pac then handcuffs Kane to the steel cage wall before hitting him with the steel chair, but when X-Pac tries to climb out of the steel cage, Tori gets in the cage to yank him off only to get spit on and hit with an X-Factor. Kane manages to break free of the handcuffs, grab X-Pac on his way down to the floor, brings him back into the ring and slams the steel cage door into his face. After a diving clothesline from the top of the cage and a Tombstone Piledriver, Kane gets the win.

Chris Jericho beats Chyna with the Walls of Jericho to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion! After the match, Michael ole interviews Jericho, who says the Intercontinental title has been restored to the status and level it deserves by a technical wrestler and an extremely sassy individual like himself. Chyna then shows up, then shakes his hand.

Mankind and The Rock beat The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) by disqualification. During the match, Al Snow shows up, but The Rockruns up the ramp after him. As they brawl, Billy Gunn hits Mankind with the ring bell, but Mankind kicks out. Shortly after this, Al Snow gets in the ring and attacks Mankind, costing them the tag team titles. After the match, The Rock gives Al Snow the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man says that he thought it was funny when Big Show's "fake" father died, but Big Show crying and wondering who his daddy is is even funnier. He says it could be anybody in the crowd, and when he is done kicking Big Show's ass, he will become the WWF Champion, which will make him Big Show's daddy.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against The Big Boss Man.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon sits in the front row for the next match.

Triple H beats Vince McMahon in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere match to earn a shot at the WWF Championship and to keep his marriage to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon legal. During the match, Mankind brings Vince a shopping cart full of weapons. Later on in the match, he wants to know how it feels for WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon how it feels to see her father Vince get destroyed, tells her she won't have to ask who her daddy is as her daddy is standing right here. He then tells Vince to stay down and quit, then tells Stephanie to stay goodbye to Vince as he is about to hit Vince in the head with the lead pipe. He then decides against doing that only to pull out his sledgehammer from ringside. When Triple H is about to swing the sledgehammer, Vince kicks him in the crotch and hits him with the lead pipe. Vince is about to hit Triple H with the sledgehammer in the corner when Stephanie runs into the ring and asks Vince to let her hit him with the sledgehammer. She is about to so it, but he stops her, take the sledgehammer and hits Vince with it. Vince then puts his foot on top of Vince's chest to get the win, then Stephanie checks on Vince after the match. Triple H then grabs the sledgehammer, and is about to strike her with it when Stephanie turns around, looks at Triple H, smiles and hugs Triple H, turning on Vince in the process.

Mayhem 1999 - The Results

"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit beats Jeff Jarrett to move on to the finals of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up, and one of them drag Benoit of the ring and distracts referee Charles Robinson while the other attacks Benoit. Dustin Rhodes climbs out of the crowd and evens the odds for Benoit. Creative Control tosses a guitar to Jarrett, but Benoit grabs it instead and smashes it into Jarrett's head to go to the finals. After the match, Jarrett and Creative Control attack take the boots to Benoit, and WCW security has to get all three men back to the back.

Mike Tenay interviews Disco Inferno, Disco is attacked by Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald), who have to be held back by members of the WCW locker room.

Tony Marinara guests on commentary for the next match.

Evan Karagias beats Disco Inferno to become the WCW Cruiserweight Championship and earn $25,000 of Disco Inferno's money. During the match, Tony Marinara leaves commentary and tries to entice Madusa with his watch. When Karagias confronts him, Disco Inferno tries to hit Karagias with a chair only to accidentally knocks Tony Marinara. After the match, Karagias celebrates by sharing a kiss with Madusa.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart is seen entering the building.

Jeff Jarrett is chewed out by Vince Russo, who tells him that if he does not prove his worthy by the end of the night, his favors are over.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Screamin'" Norman Smiley, who is decked out in a Toronto Maple Leafs uniform. He has come prepared, and says he is a hardcore warrior and that he is prepared. When he hears something metal drop, it scares the heck out of him.

"Screamin'" Norman Smiley beats Brian Knobbs to become the inaugural WCW Hardcore Champion! The match comes to an end when Jimmy Hart gets the elevator back open only to inadvertently hits Knobbs with a trash can. After the match, Knobbs beats Jimmy Hart up.

Mike Tenay interviews The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya). Shane Douglas explores the possibilities of Asya destroying The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) well as well as Torrie Wilson going against the entire Revolution, and says the fans should be worried about that. Malenko says that "what if" has been the start of questions for centuries, while Saturn says The Filthy Animals will be exterminated just like the dinosaurs, explaining his strange spiel off with the "what if" theme started by Shane Douglas.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson). He says The Revolution tried to put Rey out of commission, but The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) will be put down for the count. Kidman and Torrie agree that she is not afraid of fighting THe Revolution, and says she is not afraid to face Asya, and once she takes her down, she won't know who to tag in to finish The Revolution off.

Backstage, Disco Inferno apologizes to Tony Marinara, who says he is coming tomorrow and bringing the boys.

Jeff Jarrett is carrying a 2x4 as he is accompanied by Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald).

Shane Douglas guests on commentary for the next match.

The Revolution (Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) beats The Filthy Animals (Kidman, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson) in a six-person elimination tag team match. During the match, a fan with a Canadian flag tries to poke Malenko with his flag at ringside, and is escorted out of the ring by WCW security. Kidman and Eddie fight over who will check on Torrie, and it gets Kidman eliminated by a schoolboy from Malenko. Kidman and Eddie continue to argue after the elimination as Konnan checks on Torrie. After that, Konnan leaves. After Eddie is eliminated, Torrie hits Saturn with a kick to the groin only to get a two count. Shane Douglas distracts the referee, then Saturn hits Torrie with a low blow for the win.

Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are seen attacking Buff Bagwell in the locker room.

Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up instead of Buff Bagwell for the next match, and all three men attack Curt Hennig. Buff Bagwell runs into the ring with a 2x4 and chases them all out, then he and Hennig have their match after Hennig attacks Bagweel from behind.

Buff Bagwell beats Curt Hennig in which the loser must leave WCW. As a result, Curt Hennig is gone from World Heavyweight Championship.

Mike Tenay interviews Sting. He says that if were not for the powers that be, he would still be WCW World Heavyweight Champion and he would not have to reclaim what he never lost. Canada may be Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's home turf, but it is still showtime.

Bret "The Hit Man" beats Sting with the Sharpshooter to advance to the finals of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship tournament. During the match, Sting uses referee Mickey Jay as a shield against Bret's elbow drop, knocking Mickey Jay out. The Total Package shows up with a bat in his hand and runs to the ring with Miss Elizabeth, and he nails Sting in the back of the knee with it. Bret takes the bat away, pushes The Total Package to the mat and puts him in the Sharpshooter. After Mickey Jay comes to, Sting is disqualified, but Bret does not want the match to end like this. Mickey Jay allows the match to continue. After the match restarts, Sting goes for the Scorpion Deathlock, but Bret reverses it into a Sharpshooter and Sting taps out. After the match, Sting asks Bret to get back in the ring, which he does. They both stare down for a moment, then they shake hands.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit, who says he has waited for this moment for 14 years and his destiny is now in his own hands. He calls it an honor to wrestle Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the gold. Last time they fought in honor of Owen Hart; now it is for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. He calls the match a true test of who is "the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be."

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth. The Total Package is now wearing a cervical collar, saying that he is now injured due to "the carelessness of Bret "The Hit Man" Hart," and because of that, he will not be able to compete tonight on doctor's order. He claims that he will write a check to each and every Total Package fan in the crowd so they can get their money's worth.

"Dr. Death" Steve Williams and the fake Jim Ross show up and guest on commentary for the next match, right before Beryln puches out the referee and both Misfits member Jerry Only and The Wall get involved. We also learn that the fake Jim Ross' name is "Oklahoma."

Vampiro beats Berlyn in a Dog Collar Match. During the match, The Wall walks out after he and Berlyn have an argument after The Wall tries to pin Vampiro. After the match, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams attacks both Vampiro and Jerry Only.

Mike Tenay interviews Scott Hall, who is now WCW World Television Champion - in addition to being WCW United States Heavyweight Champion - after Rick Steiner was forced to vacate the title due to the injuries he received from Sid Vicious last week on Nitro. Hall says it is a shame about Rick Steiner, and wonders if he and his brother Scott Steiner can get a group rate at the hospital. He then says that The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) love to please their fans, and if anyone wants a shot at the TV title, they can face him in the ring.

Curt Hennig is seen backstage one last time, while Kimberly is seen entering the building.

The Total Package - still wearing the cervical collar - and Miss Elizabeth show up. Nevertheless, he wrestles Meng.

Meng beats The Total Package by pinfall with the Tongan Death Grip after Miss Elizabeth accidentally sprays The Total Package with mace, Meng tears the cervical collar off and puts The Total Package in the Tongan Death Grip.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. He considers Chri Benoit a friend, but he is putting that friendship aside as he and Benoit will not disappoint anybody tonight. He will prove that he is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be tonight. As the interview is being conducted, The Total Package is seen backstage looking for Miss Elizabeth.

David Flair is seen polishing his crowbar backstage.

Scott Hall shows up and says there is nothing he likes more than beating somebody up in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He says that he has called Kevin Nash, who is on his way here, and they are about to turn Toronto upside down. He then issues an open challenge to anybody who wants to take him on. Booker T answers the challenge.

Scott Hall retains the WCW World Television and United States Heavyweight Championships against Booker T. During the match, Jeff Jarrett and Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) show up, and Booker T fights them off. This distraction proves enough for Scott Hall to retain with The Outsider's Edge. After the match, the lights go out, and when they com eback on, Midnight is in the ring. ONce again, Booker T and Midnight clean house.

The Total Package is seen looking for Miss Elizabeth backstage.

David Flair vs. Kimberly ends in a no-contest. During the match, David Flair knocks out referee Nick Patrick, and Kimberly manages to remove David Flair's protective cup. She is saved by both Kanyon and Diamond Dallas Page, who have not been seen in some time. DDP is about to whack David Flair with his own crowbar when "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up. He takes the crowbar away from DDP and tells him to back off. Kimberly, DDP and Kanyon leave as Anderson checks on David Flair. As soon as Anderson turns his back, however, David Flair hits Anderson in the kidneys with the crowbar. WCW head of security Doug Dellinger calls for trainers and EMTs to check on Anderson, who is taken to an ambulance on a stretcher.

Mike Tenay interviews Sid Vicious, who says that he will never tell Goldberg that he quits. At Halloween Havoc, he says Goldberg said he quit after the fight of their lives, and tonight, he will tear him apart until Goldberg admits he is the master and ruler of the world.

Goldberg beats Sid Vicious with a Cobra Clutch after Sid Vicious goes unconscious.

"Mean" Gene Oklerund interviews The Total Package, who says that Miss Elizabeth knows she screwed up and that he doesn't get mad, he gets even. He tells him to tell Elizabeth that she had better watch her back.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit with the Sharpshooter to win the vacant WCW World Heavyweight Championship and win the championship tournament. (The Sharpshooter used to win the match is later shown in the opening title sequence for American sitcom Malcolm In The Middle.) During the match, the Canadian fan with the flag who was ejected from the the arena at the start of the show returns, and climbs over the guardrail to attack Benoit. He wipes off his facepaint after shoving WCW head of security away to reveal that he was Dean Malenko all along. Security ejects Malenko from ringside and sends him back to the back. Later on in the match, The Outsiders show up, knock out referee Nick Patrick and attack Benoit until Goldberg fights them. Nash gets Speared, but Hall hits him in the back with a steel chair. Bret takes care of Scott Hall, and The Outsiders retreat as Mickey Jay replaces Nick Patrick as referee. Goldberg then catches up to The Outsiders and fights them in the aisle while the match continues in the ring, and WCW security have to separate both Goldberg and The Outsiders, even as the brawl continues to the backstage area. After the match, Bret celebrates in the ring with his family, and he and Benoit both embrace in a sign of respect. Bret then waves the Canadian flag

Survivor Series 1999 - The Results

The Godfather, D'Lo Brown and The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) in a Traditional 4-on-4 Survivor Series Elimination Match, with The Godfather and D'Lo Brown as the survivors. D'Lo Brown shows up dressed as The Godfather before the match begins, while Thrasher and Mosh dress up as pimps complete with afro wigs. When The Dudley Boyz show up, Buh Buh Ray asks The Godfather if he will offer them his hos, but even the hos are not interested and The Godfather makes fun of Buh Buh Ray's stuttering as he tells him no. When The Acolytes show up, they do not even trust the Dudleys at all. Bradshaw is disqualified after hitting The Dudley Boyz with a steel chair, and this leads to a disagreement between D-Von and Faarooq over who gets the pinfall on D'Lo Brown, and they both get counted out as a result. After the match, The Godfather, D'Lo Brown and the hos celebrate with referee Tim White.

The debuting Kurt Angle beats Shawn Stasiak. (Interestingly, his theme was previously used by The Patriot, but the theme will be connected to him for years to come.) During the match, Kurt Angle gets on the microphone and tells them not to boo an Olympic gold medalist, as he came here for the fans.

Val Venis, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry, Gangrel, "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman beat The British Bulldog and The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) with Val Venis and Mark Henry as the survivors. Rodney is eliminated by Gangrel after an idavertent right hand to Rodney by Joey Abs.

The women's locker room has fun with Michael Cole.

Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah, Tori and Debra beat Jacqueline, Luna Vachon, Terri Runnels and Ivory in a sudden death eight-woman tag team match following a double team by Mae Young and Moolah. After the match, Terri Runnels' top get removed, revealing her bra, then Ivory and Moolah brawl.

Lilian Garcia interviews X-Pac, who says he is ready to face an angry and determined Kane tonight, saying he has nothing to prove, has carried him for the longest time, and is better than him in every way imaginable.

Kane beats X-Pac by disqualification after interference by the rest of D-Generation X (Triple H, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Tori runs into the ring and grabs X-Pac, but X-Pac turns around and inadvertently kicks her in the head. Kane gets enraged and D-Generation X scatters before Kane checks on Tori. EMTs shows up to check on Tori and revive her.

Michael Cole interviews The Rock. Suddenly, Triple H shows up and pushes The Rok, and both men brawl. Officials and referees move quickly into place to pull both men apart.

Big Show beats Prince Albert, Mideon, Viscera and The Big Boss Man single-handedly in what is effectively a 4-on-1 gauntlet match after Big Boss Man runs away following the quick decimation of the rest of his tag team partners.

Kevin Kelly interviews "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, but Austin is quickly attacked by Triple H. Austin chases after Triple H backstage, and X-Pac and "Road Dogg" Jesse James also run backstage. Austin is seen looking for Triple H when a black car busts through a fence and runs Stone Cold down. Vince McMahon runs to the garage and finds Austin down on the ground, as does Test and WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon. Austin is still breathing, and EMTs put him in an ambulance. D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up, and Vince confronts them as Triple H says he has nothing to do with this. Jim Ross is also seen backstage to see to Austin, and he returns to commentary for the next match.

Chyna retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Chris Jericho. During the match, Chyna inadvertently pokes referee Earl Hebner in the eye, and Jericho takes advantage by hitting Chyna with the Intercontinental Championship only to score a near-fall. Chyna hits the Pedigree soon afterwards, but Jericho kicks out of it. When she goes for the hurricanrana, however, he reverses it into the Walls of Jericho, and Chyna grabs the ropes to break the hold. When Jericho readies a superplex, Chyna hits Jericho with a low blow thanks to the distraction from Miss Kitty, and hits a Pedigree from the top rope to retain.

Triple H and X-Pac meet with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, and tell him personally that they did not plan the hit and run on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Triple H then asks if the WWF Championship match is still a Triple Threat Match, and Shane tells him and X-Pac to get out.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) and Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat Edge, Christian and The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) with Hardcore Holly as the sole survivor after Hardcore Holly stops a Victory Roll from Christian cold.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon reports that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has severed severe head, neck and back trauma, is undergoing a lot of tests and is in a lot of pain. He says that there will be a Triple Threat Match for the WWF Championship; however, Austin will not be a part of it.

Before the next match, Mankind says that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is one tough son-of-a-bitch, and after this match is over, he will be thinking about him. For now, Mankind and Al Snow are thinking about something else, and that is The New Age Outlaws' ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) asses.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the wWF Tag Team Championships against Mankind and Al Snow.

Referee Earl Hebner replaces WWF Chairman Vince McMahon as the referee for the next match, and Big Show replaces "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as the third man.

Big Show beats Triple H and The Rock to become the WWF Champion! During the match, The Rock inadvertently clotheslines referee Earl Hebner and manages to hit Triple H with the Rock Bottom, but Hebner is down. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon runs into the ring with a referee's shirt on, but Triple H kicks out. After another Rock Bottom, Big Show drags Shane out of the ring before fighting The Rock at ringside. Shane gets hit with a Pedigree by Triple H when Shane stops him from using the WWF Championship as a weapon. Shortly after this, the rest of D-Generation X (X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) run in and attack The Rock and Big Show, but WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up, grabs the WWF Championship, swings it at Triple H's head and misses, then hits him with it the second time around. Big Show choke slams Triple H and wins the title after Vince makes the three-count.

November To Remember 1999 - The Results

Joey Styles and Cyrus welcome everyone to the show. Cyrus is wearing a rubber glove as Buffalo, New York is the bacteria capital of the United States, and if he were to work here every night, he would live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and drive in. He then announces that he is back on pay-per-view. Just when the show is about to kick off, "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner shows up, and the crowd cheers for him when he makes one of his sexual one-liners as he introduces himself. Gertner feels slighted that he is on ECW on TNN, but not on November To Remember. Cyrus step back and lets him have his spot on commentary, but suddenly Taz shows up. The crowd chants "You sold out!" at Taz. Taz says that none of his phone calls have been returned and that he has shown up at 3 o'clock, and asks "Where's the goddamn heat?" Joey tells him he called him, but Taz calls him a lying bastard and says he tried to punk him out by implying two weeks ago on ECW on TNN by implying that he choked Rob Van Dam out and "Pearl Harbored" him. He then asks how he is supposed to lock in the Katahajime, then says he seized the opportunity and he doesn't care if anybody likes it because he does what he wants how he wants. He says that since Joey tried to punk him out, he wants to fight him. The crowd chants "Fuck him up, Joey, fuck him up!" Taz then says that 5,000 "ungrateful, piece of shit sons of bitches" want to see Joey kick his ass, and tells Joey to bring it. Joey laughs and apologizes for it, but Taz then takes this as being seen as a comedian who is there to make him laugh. Joey apologizes for offending Taz, but Taz figures Joey "had the nuts" to offend here. Joey says he cannot win in this situation, and says sorry again, but Taz takes this as Joey saying he can win against him. He calls Joey "a disrespectful son of a bitch" and gives him three seconds to get out of the ring before he splatters his brains in the ring, and if ECW wants to fire him, then he can only be so lucky. Taz then looks at Joel Gertner, who is having fun with the crowd at this point, then puts his sunglasses in his jacket and says to him "You think it's funny, fat shit?" and says Gertner was sitting next to him when he implied that he hooked RVD from behind, and says he didn't stop him because he's "a bitch." He gives Gertner the same three seconds, but Gertner makes the mistake of turning his back to Taz as he leaves and Taz hooks the Katahajime on him. Taz then tells RVD that in a little while, he will find out why he held all the titles in ECW and RVD didn't. Cyrus then thanks Taz, but Taz tells Cyrus "No, thank you."

Before the next match, Simon Diamond says he has a problem, and says it is a sad day when two clean-cut, all-American good looking guys cannot hang out and be friends without hearing "derogatory comments from you neanderthals." After Dick Hertz removes his robe, he rubs his shoulders. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, then says "Simon says, 'wish Simon good luck.'" Dick says "Go get 'em...tiger," then slaps him on the ass. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, but he will "let Dick slide this time." He then tells everyone to look at his Dick, saying is is huge and vascular. Suddenly, Jazz shows up, grabs the microphone and tells Simon she is sick and tired of him having a problem in every town they go to, then slaps him in the face. Simon falls victim to the Jazz Stinger, but Dick Hertz grabs Jazz and decimates her. Simon says "Simon says you're dead by my giant killer," which seemingly summons Spike Dudley. Spike hits the Acid Drop on Dick Hertz, then Simon attacks him from behind.

Spike Dudley beats Simon Diamond, then The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Big Sal E. Graziano) run into the ring and attack Spike Dudley. After Big Sal splashes Spike, Nova shows up, leaves over Little Guido and hit Big Sal E. Graziano from behind with a double axe handle before hitting Little Guido with a spinebuster, immediately starting the next match.

Little Guido beats Nova after interference from Big Sal E. Graziano. After the match, Nova also falls victim to a Big Sal splash after Little Guido drops a couple of elbows. Suddenly, Chris Candio returns and takes out Big Sal, then "Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill show up and immediately overpower Chris Chetti.

Before the next match, Steve Corino says all the fans in the arena and everyone watching at home knows that when you have a three-way dance, you have to have "the god of the three-way dance in it." He says everyone knows that Japanese wrestlers are the smartest wrestlers in the entire world, and that he and Tajiri have beaten Super Crazy so many times that it will be very easy. He also says that if Jerry Lynn can waddle out to the ring and stop complaining about every broken toenail and big toe he has, he will find out why Tajiri is the true king of the three-way.

Jerry Lynn beats Super Crazy and Tajiri in a three-way dance. After the match, Steve Corino puts the boots to Jerry Lynn and starts attacking him, but Lynn drop kicks Jack Victory off of the apron and hits COrino with a cradle piledriver.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) beat Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney and New Jack after Angel hits New Jack in the back of the head with a guitar. The rest of Da Baldies have to help Angel to the back after the match.

We see Bill Alfonso and Sabu. Alfonso says that in just a few minutes, Sabu will get in the ring and do what he does best. Sometimes, the wrestlers are bigger than life, and Sabu is definitely bigger than life and fights harder than anyone else he has seen in his entire life. He tells Chris Candido to be ready for the fight of his life, because Sabu lost his best friend and he is dedicating his match and the entire pay-per-view to Ticho and his family.

Sabu beats Chris Candido with the Camel Clutch. During the match, Tammy Lynn Sytch holds Sabu's leg as he goes up top, but Bill Alfonso pulls Tammy off and puts here on a table that Sabu has set up. Candido pushes Tammy off the table, but Sabu leg drops him through the tabe. After an Arabian Facebuster with a chair, Sabu locks in the Camel Clutch for the fourth time iun the match and wins it.

We see Masato Tanaka on the treadmill. He says that tonight, he will become the ECW World Heavyweight Champion. We then hear from Judge Jeff Jones. Even though Mike Awesome has lost to him on two separate occasions, he will beat him tonight as "no big-headed challenger from Japan will come to the United States and beat a champion." He sentences Tanaka to a severe and brutal defeat at the hands of Mike Awesome, who tells Tanaka he will break his back.

We see footage from earlier today of Lou E. Dangerously getting carried out by security after trying to fire somebody as he yells at someone else on a cell phone.

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Masato Tanaka.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Taz. Both Taz and RVD have a word after the match, then Taz walks away.

Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, Raven and The Sandman after Raven hits The Sandman with a Singapore cane before turning his back on him and sabotaging Dreamer throughout the match.

ECW returns to pay-per-view on January 9, 2000 with Guilty As Charged!

Halloween Havoc 1999 - The Results

It is announced that Rey Mysterio Jr. has suffered a leg injury and will not be able to compete tonight; as a result, Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. have been stripped of the WCW World Tag Team Championships. A six-man, three-team Street Fight between Konnan and Kidman of The Filthy Animals, The First Family and Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) has been made to decide new tag team champions.

Disco Inferno retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against Lash LaRoux. After the match, LaRoux slams Disco Inferno's back into the WCW Cruiserweight Championship.

We see footage from earlier today where "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko meet Perry Saturn on their way into the building. Malenko tells Saturn to take The Revolution and stick it up his ass, and Benoit tells Saturn to relay the message to Shane Douglas.

Mike Tenay interviews Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray). Booker T says survival is nothing new to him and Stevie Ray, as they have fought on the street. Tonight will just be like old times and it will not be long before they take the tag titles back. Stevie Ray says their opposition is in the wrong place at the wrong time, and they will put The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) and The First Family out of their misery as tonight is their night.

The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) are seen wearing the WCW World Tag Team Championships - despite being stripped of them - before the match, and Kidman records the entrance and the audience with a camcorder.

Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) beat The First Family (Brian Knobbs and Hugh Morrus) and The Filthy Animals (Konnan and Kidman) in a Street Fight with two referees after Harlem Heat get a pin on Brian Knobbs. In the ring, Konnan and Kidman get a pin on Hugh Morrus, but the pin backstage took place before the pin in the ring; therefore, Harlem Heat win the WCW World Tag Team Championships for a tenth time. Danny Young and WCW medical staff help Konnan to the back after it is realized that Konnan has dislocated his right shoulder during the match, and Harlem Heat run into Rey Mysterio Jr. and Torrie Wilson on their way to the back.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and David Flair make their way into the building, with Ric carrying a crow bar in his hands.

Diamond Dallas Page and Kimberly show up. Kimberly mentions that "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair has took his hand and slapped it on her butt, but she has some news for him. When she and DDP are together - intimately speaking - she considers a 14-time spanking as just a warm-up, because when Page does it, "it's a good, good thing," and when Ric Flair does it, "it's a bad, bad thing." Page says he loves Kimberly, he hates Ric Flair and that Ric will never forget her. He mentions Kimberly inviting David Flair to her hotel room and having Ric fill his shoes; either way, a boy is sent to do a man's job, as Ric Flair was in the room with her and all he could think about was "spanking it 14 times." He asks Ric if he likes to spank it, then says "Of course, yoku do." He then tells Page he's got his spank "right here," and pulls a leather strap out from underneath his shirt, and if Ric Flair wants to spank it, they'll whack it and jack it all night long. He then challenges Ric Flair to a Strap Match, and tells him to take the strap and whack it all night long, as he can bet his ass he will be whacking him.

Goldberg heads towards the locker room on his way into the locker room as he looks for Sid Vicious.

Mike Tenay interviews Eddie Guerrero, who is with Kidman and Torrie Wilson, and it is announced that members of both The Revolution and The Filthy Animals have been barred from ringside. Kidman calls this a load of crap, but says he and Torrie will be watching from the back. As far as Konnan is concerned, Eddie says Konnan is heading to the hospital and that he should call him to make sure everything is okay. When asked about the Rolex on his left wrist belonging to "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Eddie Guerrero asks Mike Tenay if he is calling him a thief, but lets it slide. Eddie says that despite the rest of his teammates being banned from ringside, the match will be no sweat, as every revolution must come to an end and it is Perry Saturn's end tonight.

Eddie Guerrero beats Perry Saturn by disqualification. During the match, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair shows up and stomps on Eddie, ending the match before Flair takes the crowbar to him. Kidman shows up only to get a crowbar in the gut and the back. Torrie Wilson runs in to shield Kidman, but Flair pulls her off and threatens to hit her with the crowbar before dropping it, dancing around and kissing her. Torrie is immediately turned on before Flair almost heads back to the back before running back towards the ring and takes his Rolex watch back.

Backstage, Goldberg is seen beating up Sid Vicious. WCW security pull both men apart as it is revealed that Sid Vicious is bleeding from his forehead.

Buff Bagwell shows up. Last Monday night, he had a little problem with "the two new writers from up North that are going to save WCW," but they are nothing compared to Jeff Jarrett swinging a guitar at his head. If Jeff Jarrett wants to talk about stroke, then stroke is making it to Las Vegas, Nevada and being off the show and just making it happen, because he is Buff and he is the stuff. Wit that said, he calls out Jarrett, telling him to bring his "hillbilly Tennessee ass" out here so he can shove his foot up it. It does not take long for Jarrett to run in with his guitar, and Buff sends him out of the ring before the two men brawl at ringside. When both men return to the ring, The Total Package shows up, grabs Jarrett's guitar and smacks Buff with it when Jarrett ducks. Luger then breaks the guitar over the top turnbuckle, then heads to the back after Jarrett.

As Sid Vicious pushes a doctor - and Mike Tenay - away, telling them to let his head bleed, Eddie Guerrero tries to call Rey, telling him to come back to the arena to take care of group business.

Brad Armstrong beats Berlyn after Armstrong grabs the top rope to counter Berlyn's reverse neckbreaker. It is announced during the match that Eleanor Knott of Long Beach, California and Tina Storinello of Beaverton, Michigan are in the crowd after winning the WCW Mastercard Pay With Power Sweepstakes, and have both won four tickets to tonight's show, hotel accommodations and travel. To apply for a WCW Mastercard, simply call 1-800-WCW-CARD. After the match, Berlyn's bodyguard attacks Armtrong from behind before Berlyn puts Armstrong in a Camel Clutch with a knee to the back.

Mike Tenay interviews "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Last week, he walked down the aisle looking only like he can look, and The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) walked out thinking they were ready for the big time. Tonight, he came back, took back his Rolex and took back his legacy. If they don't like it, he'll be here all night and they can come and find him, as they don't get to be at his level by not being ready for anybody at any time. As for Diamond Dallas Page, two of the best are strapped to each other, and last Monday night, when he got done spanking Kimberly, she looked back at him and called his name before saying she has never been spanked like that before and that her father should have spanked her like that a long time ago. Tonight, Torrie Wilson got a taste of what he is all about, too. When he is done with DDP, Kimberly will get a taste of him one more time.

Rick Steiner beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit to become the WCW World Television Champion! During the match, Rick Steiner whips Chris Benoit into referee Mark Johnson in the corner. Rick tries to use a chair, but Ben oit ends up using it against him. He lays the chair on Rick, but Rick throws it at him as he comes down for a top rope headbutt. Dean Malenko shows up and grabs the chair, then beans Chris Benoit in the head with it and brings referee Mark Johnson into the ring to make the count. After the match, Dean Malenko huts Perry Saturn in the aisle.

Mike Tenay interviews Bret "The Hit Man" Hart. Hart says this is not the first time he has wrestled hurt and he is taking his match with The Total Package one step at a time. He says the fans are behind him and that The Total Package has tried every week to put him away, and though he may have cost him the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, he will be excellently executed by the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

The Total Package beats Bret "The Hit Man" Hart with a half crab after Bret hurts his leg tumbling out of the ring along with The Total Package.

Mike Tenay interviews Goldberg, who says he is paid to get kick people's asses, and when he gets in the ring with Sid Vicious, he will separate his head from the rest of his body.

Madusa comes out with a bottle of the new WCW Nitro cologne while dressed in a bikini before the next match. He then approaches the commentary table and asks Tony Schiavone and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan if they like the cologne, then asks if they think she enjoys doing this before telling them to tell Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara that doing this is "absolutely bullshit." She then empties the bottle of cologne all over Heenan.

Hulk Hogan's music plays for a few minutes without Hogan coming out, then Sting comes out to his music. Hulk Hogan's music plays again, and but he is not in the yellow and red; instead, he is wearinga black bandana, an unbuttoned black vest, blue jeans and black boots. Hogan talks to Sting, then lays down in the middle of the ring. Sting pins Hogan, and Nick Patrick makes the three count. Sting reains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Hulk Hogan, who immediately walks away.

Goldberg is from behind by The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) before the next match.

Goldberg beats Sid Vicious by referee stoppage due to Sid Vicious losing too much blood, and Goldberg becomes the WCW United States Heavyweight Champion. After the match, Sid Vicious continues to get to his feet, and Rick Steiner gets in the ring to help him to the back. Sid Vicious tries to head back to the ring, but Rick Steiner coaxes him to return to the back.

Sting shows up. He says he did not come to Las Vegas, Nevada for a night off; he came to Las Vegas for a fight. He announces he will wait for anybody backstage to show up for a fight.

Diamond Dallas Page beats "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in a Strap Match after Ric is out cold from being choked with the leather strap prior to the Diamond Cutter. After the match, DDP hits referee Charles Robinson with a Diamond Cutter, and David Flair runs in with a crowbar only for Kimberly to kick him in the groin and give the crowbar to DDP, who proceeds to whack Ric with it in the groin. DDP then attacks David Flair and eventually hits him with a Diamond Cutter. EMTs show up and put Ric on a stretcher as David Flair is seen crying. When Ric Flair is taken to the back to the ambulance, the EMTs are attacked by The Filthy Animals (Konnan, Kidman, Eddie Guerrero) while Torrie Wilson videotapes everything on a camcorder. Konnan joins in on the attack despite his left arm being in a sling. The three members of The Filthy Animals as well as Rey Mysterio Jr. then throw Ric Flair in the ambulance before hijacking it.

Sting shows up. He says it is showtime, and asks who it is going to be. The open challenge is answered by Goldberg. Before the match, it is announced that the WCW World Heavyweight Championship is not on the line. Charles Robinson runs back in to referee the match.

Goldberg beats Sting in an unsanctioned match. Despite the match not being for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, Goldberg wins the WCW World Heavyweight Championship anyway. Sting has a word with referee Charles Robinson after the match, telling him that he never agreed on defending the title. When Robinson turns around, Sting puts him in the Scorpion Death Drop.

No Mercy 1999 - The Results

Before the next match, The Godfather gets on the mat to Mideon's level and says that since he has no farm animals and Mideon doesn't want any hos, he will just have to whip his ass.

Despite the constant interference of Viscera, The Godfather beats Mideon. Referee Tim White dances with the hos after the match.

Michael Cole interviews Ivory, who says that she does not care about The Fabulous Moolah's history as there is enough to fill an encyclopedia. She says Moolah and Mae Young have trouble remembering things because they can't seem to find their way back to "the home." Tonight, she will send a message they will never forget when she is done with them, and that she is the real Women's Champion.

The Fabulous Moolah beats Ivory to become the WWF Women's Champion for the fourth time and the first time since 1986 as Ivory tries to knock Mae Young off the apron with the title.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beat The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) after Hardcore Holly throws a steel chair in the ring only for Billy Gunn to hit Crash with a Fameasser on the chair. The referee sees this happen and The Hollys win by disqualification. After the match, Road Dogg hits Hardcore Holly with a pump handle slam onto the steel chair.

Jeff Jarrett brings a kitchen sink to the ring with him before the next match, and Chyna shows up with a broom and an aluminum trash can.

Chyna beats Jeff Jarrett in a Good Housekeeping Match to become the very first female WWF Intercontinental Champion. During the match, Jeff Jarrett slingshots Chyna into the referee inadvertently, then hits Chyna with the WWF Intercontinental Championship to rtain the title. Shortly after Jarrett is declared the winner, he is told that he cannot use the title as a weapon because it is not a household item, and the match is restarted. Jarrett takes his anger out on referee Teddy Long for the decision with the Figure Four Leg Lock, but Chyna hits Jarrett with his guitar - which does count as a household items as it was mentioned by Jarrett in the rules for the Good Housekeeping Match - to win the title and make history.

The Rock beats The British Bulldog.

The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Edge and Christian in a Ladder Match to win The Terri Runnels Invitational three matches to two (3-2), earn $100,000 and win the managerial services of Terri Runnels. This happens after Matt Hardy pushes a ladder with Jeff Hardy and Christian on it into Edge. Jeff Hardy makes a slick transition to the other ladder as everyone else is on the match, then grabs the bag of money above the ring and plummets back-first onto the math. The match is the very first tag team ladder match in WWF history. Gangrel is ejected from the match early on by referee Tim White. After the match, Jeff and Matt Hardy celebrate with Terri Runnels backstage.

The Rock shows up. He has a challenge in mind for the winner of tonight's main event, and he does not care if it is Triple H or "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. When the match is made and done and he stands in the middle of the ring the WWF Champion, all of his fans will chant his name, and when everything is finished, he will be The People's Champion again. As he leaves, he is suddenly attacked by Triple H with a sledgehammer, and referees have to restore order. The Rock has to be helped onto a stretcher by EMTs.

Before the next match, Val Venis brings his copy of Mankind's autobiography, Have A Nice Day!, to the ring, and Mankind checks on The Rock before making his way to the ring.

Val Venis beats Mankind by pinfall with the testicular claw in a duel between that move and the Mandible Claw. After the match, Mankind wrestles Mr. Rocko back from Val Venis' possession, and also gets his book back.

Doctors are still tending to The Rock backstage.

X-Pac beats Bradshaw, Kane and Faarooq in a Four Corners Elimination Match.

Doctors are seen taping up The Rock's ribs backstage.

Before the next match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and takes Triple H's sledgehammer away from him. Triple H responds by punching out Vince McMahon, and the match starts.

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a no holds barred match. During the match, Triple H and Austin fight through the crowd, and Austin inadvertently catapults Triple H into referee Mike Chioda as he catapults him back to ringside before the match gets back in the ring. Austin eventually hits a Stone Cold Stunner and has to get Chioda back into the ring, but Triple H recovers and sends Austin into Chioda, who is on the apron on his way back to the ring. Chioda is knocked off the apron, and referee Earl Hebner runs into the ring after Triple H hits a Pedigree only to count a near-fall. Triple H confronts Hebner for coming out too late, and this eventually becomes a brief physical confrontation that is broken up when Austin hits Triple H. Chioda is then taken to the back, and Hebner is referee for the rest of the match. Later on in the match, Triple H introduces a steel chair into the match, but Austin uses it against him and tries to destroy Triple H's legs like Triple H did to him. Triple H hits Austin with a low blow, then The Rock shows up with a sledgehammer in his hands. He aims for Triple H, but Triple H dodges it, and The Rock swings the sledgehammer right into Austin's gut, taking him down and allowing Triple H to retain the title. Triple H has to be helped to the back after the match, and Austin rushes after Triple H. Their brawl goes to the back, and Chyna helps Triple H into the back seat of a black limousine, which speeds off.

Rebellion 1999 - The Results

Jeff Jarrett shows up with a vacuum cleaner before the next match. He says he has already proved his point across the point in the United States that women are only good for cooking, cleaning and making babies. Tonight, he has £1000 for any woman who can prove his point that there is only one place in the world for a woman: in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He then says that by the look of the women in the United Kingdom, he would keep them in the house under lock and key. A young woman is picked to to vacuum oatmeal off the mat, then gets put in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Chyna runs into the ring and fights Jarrett, clotheslining him out of the ring. Afterwards, it is decided via coin toss that Jarrett's match with D'Lo Brown is for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.

Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against D'Lo Brown after Miss Kitty distracts the referee while Jarrett hits D'Lo Brown with the vacuum cleaner. After the match, Jarrett says he is tired of Chyna's crap and says he will prove men are the dominant species, and challenges Chyna to a match later tonight.

Before the next match, Gangrel wants one of The Godfather's hos. Unfortunately, the people would rather The Godfather kick Gangrel's ass.

The Godfather beats Gangrel. During the match, it is announced that Chyna will respond to Jeff Jarrett's at the conclusion of the match. After the match, referee Tim White dances with the hos.

Michael Cole interviews Chyna, who accepts Jeff Jarrett's challenge. He says Jarrett has "va-Chyna envy." She doesn't do windows or floors, but tonight, she makes an exception, since she will mop the floor with him. Suddenly, The British Bulldog shows up and says nobody cares about her or her match with Jarrett, as the Birmingham, England crowd came to see him. Chyna tells Bulldog he resembles the ass end of a bulldog as she leaves. He wants a match against Triple H for the WWF Championship, not X-Pac, and will demand one from WWF Chairman Vince McMahon immediately.

Before the next match, Val Venis says everyone knows the Rugby World Cup is going on right now, and that "The Big Valbowski" and the game of rugby have a lot in common: the game is played with balls, and sometimes, it can get a little rough; however, the object of the game is to always score.

Val Venis beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. Before the match, it is announced that WWF will make its debut at the Earl's Court in London, England on October 6th, which will be presented live on Sky Box Office.

Michael Cole tries to interview The British Bulldog as he demands a shot at the WWF Championship. Bulldog becomes so angry that he throws a trash can to the side, which hits WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon in the face and knocks her out.

Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Tori, Luna Vachon and Jacqueline in a Fatal 4-Way after hitting Jacquelinine in the back of the head with the Women's Championship. Before the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is receiving medical treatment backstage.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is placed on a stretcher and is fitted with a neck brace, and is carried out of the arena. Michael Cole interviews The British Bulldog, who says WWF Chairman Vince McMahon owes him an apology, not the other way around; as for what happened to Stephanie, it was a complete and total accident. He says he will get his WWF Championship match tonight.

Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, Road Dogg inadvertently knocks out referee Mike Chioda, and Curtis Hughes hits Road Dogg from behind with a steel chair before reviving Chioda. Road Dogg kicks out, however. Shortly after this, Curtis Hughes gets on the apron. Road Dogg knocks him off, but Chris Jericho hits Road Dogg with a low blow behind Chioda's back to get the win. (This is the earliest match where the Lion Tamer is renamed "The Walls of Jericho."

We see fans line up as The Rock and Big Show sign records at the Virgin Records store in London, England.

Chyna beats Jeff Jarrett by disqualification after she is attacked by The British Bulldog for her backstage remarks. As the referees tell The British Bulldog to leave the ring, Jarrett puts Chyna in the Figure Four Leg Lock.

We see Big Show and The Rock sign autographs at the Virgin Records store in London, England.

Kane beats Big Show in a no-disqualification match after Big Show brings a steel chair into the ring only for Kane to kick it into his face before scoop slamming him.

Michael Cole interviews Triple H. He does not care about The British Bulldog; he only cares about the WWF Championship. As far as The Rock goes, he has kicked his ass from one side of the planet to the other, and that fact will not change in England. The Rock syas hhe has a better chance of finding a complete set of teeth than he will winning the WWF Championship, which he says is leaving with him.

The British Bulldog beats X-Pac after crotching him on the top rope before hitting the running powerslam. During the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be kept overnight at the local medical facility for observation, and that she will be able to return home later this week and as early as tomorrow.

Crash Holly weighs himself in stones on the scale, and Hardcore Holly tries to figure out the difference between pounds and scales before he and Crash head to the ring.

Edge and Christian beat Hardcore and Crash Holly and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) to remain #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships. (This is the first match where Hardcore and Crash Holly are announced to be 400 poiunds each as part of the "super heavyweight gimmick.)

Before the next match, The Rock says that twenty minutes ago, he heard Triple H run his mouth like he is a big shot about how he has beaten him all over the country. He says that Triple H has spent too much time in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, and somewhere in La-La Land, he has been playing with Oompa-Loompas, eating his Wonka Bars and getting the Everlasting Gobstopper, and if Triple H wants to spend his leife in La-La Land, then he plans to take an Oompa-Loompa, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick him straight up Triple H's candy ass. The Rock then sees someone giving him a thumbs down and holding a sign up, and when he asks what it says, he cuts the person off by saying "It doesn't matter what your sign says!"

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against The Rock in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Triple H grabs a chair on his way out of the cage and is about to hit The Rock with it. Referee Earl Hebner tries to take the chair away from Triple H, and Triple H knocks him out. The Rock gets out of the cage first, but Hebner is still out. Triple H follows The Rock out of the cage, and this leads to a brawl all around the steel cage and in the crowd. The Rock gen grabs a microphone and says he had the match won, but Hebner did not see him, so before he whups Triple H's ass, he has a gift for him in the form of a steel chair, which he hits Triple H. The Rock then grabs a commentary headset and makes fun of Triple H, saying that monkey piss is leaking out of his head. Triple H gets up, and he and The Rock brawl at the commentary table, putting Triple H through one of them with an elbow drop off the side of the cage. Both men then get back in the cage, and The Rock tries to climb out of the cage when The British Bulldog shows up and attacks The Rock, sending him back into the cage. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and goes after The British Bulldog after what he did to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon only to be hit with a running powerslam into the floor. Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson then run in and fight Bulldog, but they do not fare any better. Bulldog then gets in the cage and attacks both The Rock and Triple H until The Rock hits him with a low blow, then The Rock hits Triple H with a Rock Bottom. The Rock then tries to leave through the cage door, but Chyna runs in and slams the door into The Rock's face. Triple H then tries to climb out of the cage, and The Rock tries to stop him by grabbing him by the hair and dragging him to the top, but Chyna climbs up the cage wall and gets involved. The Bulldog gets back up and yanks The Rock off the wall before clotheslining him. Triple H then climbs out of the cage to retain. After the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and locks The British Bulldog in the cage with the rock, and flips Bulldog off with both hands before The Rock gets up and hits Bulldog with a Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow.

Unforgiven 1999 - The Results

In footage from earlier today, WWF referees are still on strike.

Val Venis brings "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman's duffel bag full of weapons to the ring before the next match. He then says that "The Big Valbowski" figures that the remnants of Hurricane Floyd are still within the boundaries of North Carolina, because this morning, he was blown from one end of the stage to the other.

Val Venis beats "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. The Brooklyn Brawler is the referee for this match. After the match, Venis grabs a Kendo stick out of Blackman's duffel bag, but Blackman stops him and hits Venis in the head with the Kendo stick, knocking him out cold. Medical help comes to the ring, and Blackman confronts the female EMT. Head of WWF security Jim Dotson tells Blackman to back off, and when he doesn't, he takes him down.

Michael Cole interviews Big Show. He says The Undertaker's name is not on the roster, while his is. He has been through the learning tree, the tough love and the hard knocks. He now has a killer instinct that nobody can compare with, and he is not leaving without the WWF Championship tonight.

Lilian Garcia interviews "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry, who is standing between two men. When told about D'Lo Brown's shot at the WWF European Championship, Henry says "Never mind that...let me tell you what I want a shot at." He whispers something into her ear, and an offended Lilian Garcia slaps him.

The WWF referees are still on strike and still outside of the arena.

Before the next match, "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry is accompanied by the two women he was seen with backstage. He says there will not be a European Championship match tonight, and tells the two women accompanying him to start the car. They leave the ring, and Henry says he would normally go on with the match, but he got slapped in the face and something "just popped." He says "I think I got a brainurysm or something," then says he will do this tomorrow night on Raw. D'Lo Brown shows up before Mark Henry can make it to the back.

D'Lo Brown beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry to win the WWF European Championship! "Doctor" Tom Prichard is the referee for this match.

Michael Cole interviews The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw). Bradshaw says quite a few people have said that they have met their match, but they have already sent one team from Extreme Championship Wrestling (Public Enemy - Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock), and tonight, they will destroy The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley). Faarooq says the only way they have met their match is that both teams have a White man and a Black man in them, and once and for all, The Dudleys will learn they are no match for tem. Suddenly, Hardcore and Crash Holly are seen attacking Chaz along, as is Droz and Joey Abs. Dave Hebner gets Chaz out of the room and says to him "Nobody wants you here! Leave!" It becomes apparent that Chaz is being ostracized due to allegations of abusing Marianna.

Lilian Garcia interviews Debra and Miss Kitty. Debra says she and Jeff Jarrett had their difference, but the first time he laid a hand on her was the last time. Jarrett suddenly shows up and takes this as a threat, and tells Debra to stay out of her business before grabbing Miss Kitty and taking her to the ring.

Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Chyna by reverse decision. Harvey Wippleman is the referee for this match. During the match, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are seen in the front row. Later in the match, Jarrett catapults Chyna into Harvey Wippleman in the corer, and Miss Kitty hands Jarrett his guitar to use as a weapon. Suddenly, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah jump the barricade and attack Jarrett until he clotheslines both of them. As Jarrett continues to attack them, Debra shows up, shoves Miss Kitty to the floor and smashes the guitar into Jarrett's head as he goes for a Figure Four Leg Lock on Chyna.Chyna gets the pinfall, and Wippleman recovewrs enough to make the three-count to win the title almost. "Doctor" Tom Prichard runs in and tells Wippleman what happened, and a replay of what happened appears on the TianTron. The decision is reversed, and Chyna beats the crap out of Prichard before giving him a low blow and a Pedigree.

Officials have to help Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah to the back before the next match. Buh Buh Ray says Charlotte, North Carolina sucks before asking D-Von Dudley if the fans are making fun of him. D-Von Dudley says The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) may have given their souls to the dark side, but their asses belong to them.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) after Stevie Richard shows up impersonating an Acolyte - only with random symbols on his pants and the United Paramount Networks logo on his chest - superkicks D-Von. After the match, The Acolytes beat him up before shaking his hand and thanking him as he lies in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Korderas is the referee for this match.

Ivory attacks Luna Vachon from behind with a garbage can as she makes her way to the ring, getting their hardcore match for the WWF Women's Championship started early.

Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Luna Vachon in a hardcore match. At the end of the match, Tori shows up, but Ivory grabs the metal rod out of her hands and uses it against her before getting the victory.

Lilian Garcia interviews Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah. Moolah says Jeff Jarrett should stay out of their business, not the other way around. When Ivory runs in and says she is a real women's champion, Mae Young and Moolah beat the crap out of her, and officials have to step in to restore order.

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championshisp against Edge and Christian. after The New Brood (Gangrel, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy) attack Road Dogg, Edge and Christian behind the referee's back. Jimmy Korderas is the referee for this match. After the match, Edge and Christian chase after The New Brood.

Lilian Garcia interviews The British Bulldog, who says The Rock is a bit too cocky and that he was the man to bring him down. Triple H tells Lilian not to worry about his relationship with The British Bulldog as he says that you get the job done any way you can. The Bulldog will do his job, and he will do his as he leaves tonight as WWF Champion.

Michael Cole interviews The Big Boss Man, who does not regret what he has done to Pepper at all as he threatens to ram his nightstick up Michael Cole's ass. He has spent his whole life with people in cages, and tonight is no different. He says that tonight will be a night that nobody will ever forget.

Lilian Garcia interviews Al Snow, who says that tonight, he will be all over The Big Boss Man's ass like a one-man crime spree in Pepper's memory.

Al Snow retains the WWF Hardcore Championship against The Big Boss Man in a Kennel From Hell Match after breaking out of Boss Man's handcuffs from the corner and pulling Head out of a sack full of weapons introduced by The Big Boss Man and using Head as a weapon. The match becomes a notorious dud in the years to come due to the Rottweilers not being the attack dogs that they are supposed to be compared to previous weeks, with one of the dogs relieving themselves on their way into the cage. Once the dogs are in, they are more interested in each other than Al Snow and The Big Boss Man. After the match, The Big Boss Man quickly gets out of the cage, and the dogs - with their handlers - go after him as he runs to the back. The Brooklyn Brawler is the referee for this match.

Michael Cole interviews Mankind, who says that if the opportunity presents himself, he will look up at the crowd as his dozens and dozens of fans chant "Rock and Sock," and he will proceed to lay the smacketh down on The Rock's candy ass.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho welcomes the fans to "Charlotte is Jericho." Not only is he here to save the World Wrestling Federation and the city of Charlotte, North Carolina, he is here to save this pay-per-view by giving the fans what they really, truly wanted to see: him. He says that if X-Pac were foolish enough to take "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock's place, that is just fine, because he will have to end his career as that is what all the Jerichoholics came to see.

X-Pac beats Chris Jericho by disqualification. "Doctor" Tom Prichard is the referee for this match. During the match, Curtis Hughes gets in the ring and punches Prichard out before doing the same to X-Pac. Prichard calls for the bell as Hughes and Jericho gang up on X-Pac. "Road Dogg" Jesse James runs out and evens the odds, and he and X-Pac fight back against Jericho and Hughes, who high-tail it out of the ring.

Triple H beats The Rock, Big Show, Mankind, Kane and The British Bulldog in a Six-Pack Challenge to win the WWF Championship for a second time. Jimmy Korderas is the referee for this match, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is the special guest enforcer, though Austin guests on commentary as soon as the match begins. During the match, the real referees of the World Wrestling Federation show up to watch this match from ringside, and they eventually drag Korderas out of the ring to gang up on him for crossing the picket line. Austin runs down to the aisle and fights all the other referees, then has to run into the ring to count a near-fall for The Rock as he pins Triple H as Korderas is incapacitated. Austin gets dragged out of the ring by Big Show, Bulldog hits The Rock with a steel chair, Triple H hits Bulldog with the chair, then Triple H hits The Rock with a Pedigree. Austin counts the three-count for Triple H, who takes back the WWF Championship. Triple H snatches the title from Austin and raises it up, and Austin answers by hitting him with a Stone Cold Stunner.

The Great American Bash 1999 - The Results

A white limousine shows up backstage, and out of it comes Master P and The No Limit Soldiers. Curt Hennig meets them and tries to kiss up to them, going so far as to say he loves rap music. One of the Soldiers hands Master P an album, which Master P signs, and Master P hands it to him. Hennig respects Master P so much he breaks the album, jewel case and all, with his bare hands. This leads to Master P and The No Limit Soldiers going after Hennig.

It is announced that Kevin Nash will make it to The Great American Bash tonight, though he will not be at 100% due to what happened to him last week on Nitro.

Before the next match, Brian Knobbs says it is a nasty day in Baltimore, Maryland because it it Mrs. Nasty's birthday today, and he promised her a birthday present in form of destroying Hak. He proposed that he and Hak ditch all the weapons and see who's really hardcore. When the match starts, however, Knobbs is already using weapons.

Hak beats Brian Knobbs in a Kendo Stick Match that ends up being a Hardcore Match after sending Knobbs into a steel chair held by Jimmy Hart before whacking him with a Kendo stick. After the match, Hugh Morrus shows up, and Morrus, Hart and Knobbs triple-team Hak before Morrus hits Hak with a No Laughing Matter on a ladder on top of Hak and Knobbs drops off the top rope and hits the ladder with a trash can. Hak is in need of medical attention, but he is able to get up under his own power.

Backstage, Buff Bagwell thanks "Rowdy" Roddy Piper for last Thursday, and tells him he has his back tonight.

Van Hammer beats Mikey Whipwreck.

Buff Bagwell beats Disco Inferno.

Before the next match, Curt Hennig and Bobby Duncum Jr. come out to new music, which features the vocals of Hennig and features a prominent "I hate rap" chorus. Also, Rey Mysterio Jr. and Konnan are seen with Master P and The No Limit Soldiers, who are all in the front row between the aisle and the ring. Hennig tells Master P that his music sounds like something he would hear in the men's room and that it belongs in the toilet. This leads to Konnan and Rey attacking Hennig and Duncum from behind to start their match early.

Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. beat Curt Hennig and Bobby Duncum Jr. During the match, Barry Windham, who has not been seen in some time, jumps the guardrail and goes after Konnan. Big Swoll, Master P's bodyguard, jumps the guardrail, punches Duncum from the apron and goes after Windham as Rey pins Duncum. After the match, WCW security eject Master P and The No Limit Soldiers out of the building. As this happens, Windham and Duncum attack Rey, then hold him and hogtie him before taking out Konnan.

Before the next match, Horace Hogan shows up and calls out Ernest "The Cat" Miller for hitting him with a crowbar last week, and says that everybody in the crowd as well as the black-and-white nWo would rather do than to see him get in the ring and beat the crap out of him. The Cat says he has already beaten him, and calls out Scott Norton, saying that if Norton does not show up in three minutes, he will beat the crap out of everybody in the building. Horace tells Miller that he couldn't even beat himself up, and runs in the ring and fights him, starting a match.

Ernest "The Cat" Miller beats Horace Hogan after Sonny Onoo pulls a red shoe out of his briefcase and hands it to The Cat, who puts it on and superkicks Horace with it. After the match, he puts on the other shoe as well as a red cape saying "the greatest," then limps towards the aisle before waving the cape off and dancing like James Brown.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats "Rowdy" Roddy Piper by disqualification and remains president of WCW. During the match, Flair pulls out a taped-up brass knuckle and punches Piper with it behind the referee's back, but Piper kicks out. After that, Flair goes for a Figure Four and grabs on to "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson's hands for leverage. Saturn attacks Anderson, then Buff attacks Flair, and the bell rings. Piper attacks Flair in the corner, then Piper attacks Bagwell before Anderson does the same. Flair and Anderson then hold Bagwell down as Piper whips Bagwell in the back with a leather belt. Flair and Anderson leave with Asya, but Piper whips Bagwell with the leather belt one more time.

Rick Steiner vs. Sting in a no-disqualification match ends with Rick Steiner taking Sting to the backstage area, where Tank Abbott grabs Sting from behind and Scott Steiner sics two Doberman Pinschers and a Rottweiler on Sting. All three dogs attack Sting, and WCW security has to spring into action. The camera cuts to the crowd, and Scott Steiner shows up with Rick and referee Mickey Jay. Scott says that to his understanding, falls count anywhere, and that WCW is protecting Sting because it is too graphic for WCW to show, Scott Steiner says he and Rick are doing things their way, then he tosses Mickey Jay out of the ring after he raises Rick's hand. Rick tells Sting not to come back to the dog pound, as they will cut him down to size like a pack of wild dogs like they just did. Scott goes on to say that Rick is with him in the nWo because WCW sucks, and that they are the greatest tag team in wrestling before Rick calls Baltimore, Maryland "the shittiest town in America."

The Jersey Triad (Diamond Dallas Page and Kanyon) beat "The Crippler" Chris Benoit and Perry Saturn to win the WCW World Tag Team Championships for their group for the second time. During the match, it is confirmed that the dogs that have attacked Sting have been pulled off of him, and that while Sting is being tended to by trainer Danny Young, the extent of his injuries is still uncertain. Later on, Dean Malenko shows up and checks on Saturn as Diamond Dallas Page and Bam Bam Bigelow hit Benoit with a double-team Diamond Cutter before placing Kanyon's arm on top of Benoit's chest. Malenko gets Saturn back in the ring, but by then it is too late. After the match, Malenko is hit with a double-team Diamond Cutter.

Kevin Nash retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against "Macho Man" Randy Savage by disqualification after he is suddenly attacked by Sid (aka Sycho Sid) as Nash fights off the interference of Miss Madness, Madusa and Gorgeous George. Sid leaves with Savage and his entourage, and helps Savage to the back.

SuperBrawl IX - The Results

The woman in the hotel wants to go out to dinner, and asks the person behind the camera if they are okay, as they look a little pale and she did mean to hurt them. The person behind the camera hands the woman tickets to SuperBrawl IX, and says her friends are going to be so jealous. She needs something to wear, and needs to go shopping.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund plugs the WCW Hotline.

Booker T beats Disco Inferno.

Scott Dickinson, now dressed as a referee, is seen entering the ring with Chris Jericho and Ralphus, who are both seen wearing dresses.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho tells Saturn that he looks absolutely ridiculous, and feels embarrassed for all the Jerichoholics who have to see him in a dress. Jericho then calls Saturn a "cross-eyed, cross-dressing freak" and "an embarrassment to me, Ralphus and to all of these people here tonight." He then tells Saturn to take the dress off, because he looks like an idiot. Saturn teases doing that, then goes at it with Jericho.

Chris Jericho beats Saturn by count-out after Saturn gives a Death Valley Driver to both Jericho and referee Scott Dickinson. After that, Saturn leaves, and Jericho gets the win. At one point in the match, Saturn gets Ralphus in the ring and rips his dress off. (Had Saturn won the match, Jericho would be wearing a dress from this point on and not Saturn.)

Rey Mysterio Jr. and Konnan are interviewed about Kevin Nash and Lex Luger for WCW.com. They plan to get in there and help Rey keep his mask tonight.

Kidman retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against Chavo Guerrero Jr.

Curt Hennig and Barry Windham beat The Four Horsemen ("The Crippler" Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko) to win the vacant WCW World Tag Team Championships. After Malenko gets one with a Texas Cloverleaf on Windham, Windham uses his belt to choke the life out of Dean Malenko to get the pinfall. (Benoit and Malenko needed two wins to win the titles, as they were in the losers' bracket of the tournament.)

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) beat Rey Mysterio Jr. and Konnan after Lex Luger attacks Konnan outside of the ring and Miss Elizabeth distracts referee Randy Anderson from the apron, allowing Scott Hall to get in the ring and hit Rey with the Outsider's Edge. (Had Rey and Konnan won, Miss Elizabeth would have had her hair cut off.) After the match, Rey unmasks with assistance from Konnan.

Before the next match, Scott Steiner takes a young woman from the crowd and kisses her in the ring. He then says that when he comes to town, all the "hooches" come around. He tells the crowd to remember that if they have a woman he wants, he will take her and there is nothing they can do about it. He then says there is a misunderstanding between himself and Diamond Dallas Page, and that it was not his fault that Kimberly "digs" him.

Scott Steiner beats Diamond Dallas Page with the Steiner Recliner. During the match, Buff Bagwell shows up, and both men unsuccessfully try to fight off DDP before resorting to illicit tactics, such as Buff distracting the ref so Scott Steiner can use a steel chair. At one point, Buff Bagwell tries to clip off two turnbuckles, but he gets caught by referee Charles Robinson and ejected from ringside. Nevertheless, Scott Steiner uses the turnbuckle bolts exposed by Buff against DDP to get the win. At one point after Buff is ejected, Charles Robinson is chased around the ring by Scott Steiner after Robinson stops Steiner from using a steel chair. After the match, Steiner tosses Robinson out of the ring, and trainer Danny Young shows up to check on DDP before calling for paramedics. A gurney is brought out, and DDP is wheeled to the back.

Bam Bam Bigelow talks about his plan to get Goldberg where he wanted him so he can beat him tonight as he is interviewed for WCW.com.

Scott Hall beats "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to become the WCW United States Heavyweight Champion after Disco Inferno distracts the referee to allow Kevin Nash to show up and distract Piper form the apron. After the match, Piper refuses to let go of the United States title, and tells referee Scott Dickinson to decree that he is the new United States champion. Piper then reluctantly hands the title over to Hall by throwing it over to his feet, then gives him the crotch chop. Hall picks the belt up and tries to hit Piper with it, but Piper sees it coming and kicks him out of the ring, and takes the belt back. Disco then tries to take it from Piper, and Piper lets go when he sees Kevin Nash on the apron. Hall gets on the apron, too, and both men and Piper go at it until Piper gets out of the ring.

Goldberg beats Bam Bam Bigelow.

Hollywood Hogan retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. During the match, the woman from the hotel, now wearing a red dress and heels, gets on the apron and yells at Flair before slapping him. Shortly after this, Hogan flattes referee Charles Robinson by kicking out so hard that Flair lands on top of him, knocking him out. Shortly after this, one of Hogan's masked goons shows up, pulls out a stun gun and zaps Flair in the back with it. The woman in red pats his back and holds his hand afterward as Hogan gets the pinfall. After the match, the woman in red hugs the masked man, whom she unmasks. The masked man is none other than David Flair, who has joined the nWo and is revealed to have been the person behind the camera all along. David Flair zaps father Ric with the stun gun again, and Kevin Nash shows up to celebrate and hand a leather "Hollywood" belt to David before the woman in red, David Flair and Nash "too sweet" each other.

Guilty As Charged 1999 - The Results

The show starts with Paul E. Dangerously, aka executive producer Paul Heyman, thanking the fans for purchasing Guilty As Charged. To show their gratitude, ECW will not "be like the other guys and jerk you around and bullshit you." He announces that there will be changes to the card. Masato Tanaka will not be coming in from Japan to challenge Rob Van Dam for the ECW World Television Championship, and Jerry Lynn will be unable to perform at full capacity, as ECW refuses to give the fans a half-assed performance from a great competitor like Jerry Lynn. He announces that ECW wants to show him at his full capability, and that they will try it again on March 21st at Living Dangerously. Instead, ECW will shift things around and give the best show that they can. He has never believed in a locker room like the one of ECW, as they have the hardest-working performers, the best athletes and wrestlers who care the most about ECW. ECW promises to give the most bang for the bank and "break every f'n rule in the business," and for that, ECW is guilty as charged.

Joey Styles welcomes everyone to the event.

During the opening bout, Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney show up despite not being scheduled to be on the show. Axl Rotten says he was watching this match from backstage, and says it looked like a homosexual dance party. He then proposed making the match an elimination-style three way dance. The match becomes a three-way tag team elimination match immediately.

The team of Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney beat the team of Danny Doring and Roadkill and The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Tracy Smothers) in a three-way tag team elimination match. After the match, Big Sal E. Graziano and Big Guido get in the ring, but they get nailed with steel chairs for their efforts.

Terry Funk talks about how his father had a jackass that he loved and cared for. One day, that jackass kicked him in the crotch, and his father told him to get the knife. He did, and his father slit the jackass' throat. He looked down at the jackass and his father said to him "Payback is hell, son." He then says "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer is like that jackass, as he kicked him in the nuts by using Jake "The Snake" Roberts as his mystery partner over him. He says it is payback time on his part, and he will find out how much blood is in that body of his. He hates Roberts' guts, and says he can look at him and tell he is a "son of a bitch," and wants Dreamer to look at him and see a son-of-a-bitch, too. He then says that payback time is coming, and that it will be from now until the day Dramer dies. He then tells the cameraman to get out of the locker room.

Yoshihiro Tajiri beats Super Crazy.

Before the next match, former referee Jeff Jones shows up in a judge's robe, and calls himself Judge Jeff Jones. In a land in which the President is on trial by the Senate before they even reach their verdict, he has found President Bill Clinton guilty as charged. In a land where O.J. Simpson is allowed to run free, he finds Simpson guilty as charged. Tonight, John Kronus steps into his courtroom to face charges brought against him. Last week, he took him and laid him flat in the center of the ring, and hit him with the 450 splash. He tells Kronus he is the judge and jury, and finds him guilty as charged for assault. Now that he has sentenced him, Kronus will face his executioner, whom he says is a little bit psycho and will deal out his brand of justice. Kronus says nobody is crazy enough to come out and play with him, but Jeff Jones brings the man out: Sycho Sid, who goes by the name Sid Vicious. Sid puts Kronus through a wooden table in a matter of seconds.

Sid Vicious beats John Kronus.

"The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner and Sign Guy Dudley show up, as do The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Big Dick Dudley). Buh Buh Ray does not care who they face tonight, as their opponents will soon be seeing 3D. When they get in the ring, D-Von says it is time for Gertner to get medieval on everyone's asses. After the introductions, Buh Buh Ray says that they are not even scheduled to be here tonight and that the crowd does not deserve to see them fight. He then issues an open challenge to any two people who want to fight Dudleyville style. The challenge is answered by New Jack - who shows up with a garbage can full of weapons - and Spike Dudley.

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat New Jack and Spike Dudley. The Dudley Boyz and Big Dick Dudley continue to attack New Jack after the match, and D-Von reminds New Jack not to fuck with them. Buh Buh Ray then declares that New Jack and Spike Dudley are dead, and that they have beaten every tag team in ECW history, having split up The Gangstas and The Eliminators and destroyed Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney, The Sandman and Beulah McGilicutty. He then tells Sabu and Rob Van Dam that their days are numbered, and that there is only one tag team left to beat to prove they are the greatest tag team in ECW history as well as the world: Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock). Buh Buh Ray tells them to show up on Saturday, January 16th at the ECW Arena if they have the guts, so they can put an end to all the rumors and prove they are the greatest tag team in the world.

Before the next match, Lance Storm says it is obvious he will not have a three-way dance tonight as Spike Dudley took the beating that he had planned for him tonight and Jerry Lynn is still crying about a cracked pelvis that he did give him. He then says this frees him for bigger and better things, but the only thing better than being from Calgary, Alberta, Canada is having a championship belt around his waist. He calls out Rob Van Dam, saying that if he has the guts to get out here, he will show him that he's not the whole f'n show, but "the best damn part of it." Rob Van Dam answers the challenge.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Lance Storm. During the match, Van Dam accidentally hits referee John Finegan with a Van Daminator, knocking him out. Bill Alfonso tries to hit Storm with a chair, but Storm takes it from him only to run smack into a Van Daminator from the top rope. Finegan comes to, but Storm kicks out, and Finegan is out again. It takes a German Suplex bridge pin for RVD to get the win.

Justin Credible beats "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer in a Singapore Cane Match after Terry Funk shows up and hits Dreamer with a trash can, allowing Credible to hit Dreamer with the Singapore Can that he introduced into the match. After the match, Funk keeps hitting Dreamer with the trash can before raising Justin Credible's hand.

Stephen Prazak interviews Taz. He says that tonight is just another match and that "The Franchise" Shane Douglas is just another victim.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas tells Sid Vicious to go somewhere else to become world champ, as it is easier "up north or down south." As for Taz, they have gone at it since day one, and he is not giving the World title up to him as he made it, and will remain the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

Taz beats "The Franchise" Shane Douglas with the Katahajime to win the ECW World Heavyweight Championship! During the match, Sabu shows up and runs into the ring despite wearing a neck brace, and goes after both Douglas and Taz before splashing Taz through a table. Suddenly, Douglas raises the three fingers, signaling for the Triple Threat despite the Triple Threat. Tammy Lynn Sytch shows up, and Francine shoves her, wanting her nowhere near Douglas. Chris Candido has to keep Sytch away from her, and after Francine is ejected from the ring, Chris Candido nails Douglas and throws down his Triple Threat shirt before leaving with Sytch. Taz then locks in the Katahajime, and Douglas refuses to tap out, letting Taz send him into unconsciousness for the win.

Living Dangerously is March 21st!