Armageddon 1999 - The Results

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray tells the crowd that before tonight is over, they will remember the most important commandment: Thou shalt not mess with The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley), and if they don't believe them, they can talk to Edge and Christian. When Edge and Christian show up, both tag teams brawl before everyone else shows up for the next match, and referees have to restore order.

The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) win a 16-man, 8-team battle royal, last eliminating The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) to become #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships at Royal Rumble. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) take advantage of the fact that Jimmy Korderas is the only referee in the match by switching between the three of them as soon as one of them gets tossed over the top rope, but they are eventually caught and they get eliminated.

Lilian Garcia interviews Kurt Angle, who says he is still undefeated in the WWF and that "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman is responsible for last week's loss. He knows he is getting a funny response here tonight from the fans, but the fans will appreciate his gold medal, his accomplishments and his being a true American hero.

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman interrupts Kurt Angle before he can talk about the "3 I's."

Kurt Angle beats "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman with a German Suplex bridge pin. After the match, Blackman strikes Angle with his nunchaku.

Michael Cole has a very awkward interview with B.B., who asks him to zip up the back of her evening gown.

South African golfer Greg Norman is seen in the crowd.

Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are the special guest referees for the next match.

Miss Kitty beats Ivory, B.B. and Jacqueline in an Evening Gown Match in a swimming pool to become the WWF Women's Champion, last disrobing Ivory to win the title. After the match, Miss Kitty says she would win the match and she did. She says everyone came to see her naked, and she will not disappoint; however, they did make her wear underwear. She takes her evening gown off, then jumps into the pool, gets back out and removes her top. Sgt. Slaughter and Gene Krupa move quickly into place to cover her breasts with a towel, then Mae Young makes it up to the crowd by taking off her evening gown. Sgt. Slaughter shows up with the towel as soon as she takes the gown off.

Kevin Kelly interviews Rikishi. For the last week, The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) decided to jump on him, but when he can gets his hands on them, Armageddon just might be their last day, and his ass will be on top of their face when he is done. He tells Viscera to be ready and to have his back like he will have Viscera's.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) beat Rikishi and Viscera after Viscera, who refuses to be a team player throughout the match, inadvertently hits Rikishi with a spinning wheel kick meant for Hardcore Holly, who dodges out of the way before getting the pinfall. After the match, Rikishi confronts Viscera, which leads to a physical confrontation. Referees quickly have to run in to break both men apart.

Lilian Garcia interviews Val Venis, who says he proved once before that he has what it takes to be a champion, and once again he receives the opportunity to wrap gold around his waist. After the dust has settled, all is said and done and his , he will take the Ruropean Championship, fly in a 747 across the sea, search out the most beautiful women in Europe, and wait until they get a load of him as he is the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben rolled into one. He then turns Lilian Garcia on while speaking Spanish, and Lilian Garcia - also fluent in Spanish - leaves alongside him.

Referee Teddy Long ejects The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) from ringside before the next match.

Val Venis beats D'Lo Brown and The British Bulldog in a Triple Threat Match to become the WWF European Champion after breaking a pinfall from the Lo Down with the Money Shot.

Michael Cole interviews X-Pac, who announces that Kane will not be allowed to win their steel match by leaving the cage, while he canm even though the cage door will be padlocked. He also tells Kane to tell Tori to stop calling his hotel room, because she's "ain't gettin' none.".

Before the next match, X-Pac gets in Tori's face, and Kane climbs out of the ring and fights him until they both get back in the cage.

Kane beats X-Pac in a Steel Cage Match in which Kane could not win by leaving the cage. During the match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up and cut the chain on the padlock with bolt cutters in order to introduce a steel chair into the ring and slam the cage door into Kane's head when he comes after them. Kane gets up, but X-Pac hits Kane with an X-Factor on the steel chair. X-Pac then handcuffs Kane to the steel cage wall before hitting him with the steel chair, but when X-Pac tries to climb out of the steel cage, Tori gets in the cage to yank him off only to get spit on and hit with an X-Factor. Kane manages to break free of the handcuffs, grab X-Pac on his way down to the floor, brings him back into the ring and slams the steel cage door into his face. After a diving clothesline from the top of the cage and a Tombstone Piledriver, Kane gets the win.

Chris Jericho beats Chyna with the Walls of Jericho to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion! After the match, Michael ole interviews Jericho, who says the Intercontinental title has been restored to the status and level it deserves by a technical wrestler and an extremely sassy individual like himself. Chyna then shows up, then shakes his hand.

Mankind and The Rock beat The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) by disqualification. During the match, Al Snow shows up, but The Rockruns up the ramp after him. As they brawl, Billy Gunn hits Mankind with the ring bell, but Mankind kicks out. Shortly after this, Al Snow gets in the ring and attacks Mankind, costing them the tag team titles. After the match, The Rock gives Al Snow the Rock Bottom and The People's Elbow.

Before the next match, The Big Boss Man says that he thought it was funny when Big Show's "fake" father died, but Big Show crying and wondering who his daddy is is even funnier. He says it could be anybody in the crowd, and when he is done kicking Big Show's ass, he will become the WWF Champion, which will make him Big Show's daddy.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against The Big Boss Man.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon sits in the front row for the next match.

Triple H beats Vince McMahon in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere match to earn a shot at the WWF Championship and to keep his marriage to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon legal. During the match, Mankind brings Vince a shopping cart full of weapons. Later on in the match, he wants to know how it feels for WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon how it feels to see her father Vince get destroyed, tells her she won't have to ask who her daddy is as her daddy is standing right here. He then tells Vince to stay down and quit, then tells Stephanie to stay goodbye to Vince as he is about to hit Vince in the head with the lead pipe. He then decides against doing that only to pull out his sledgehammer from ringside. When Triple H is about to swing the sledgehammer, Vince kicks him in the crotch and hits him with the lead pipe. Vince is about to hit Triple H with the sledgehammer in the corner when Stephanie runs into the ring and asks Vince to let her hit him with the sledgehammer. She is about to so it, but he stops her, take the sledgehammer and hits Vince with it. Vince then puts his foot on top of Vince's chest to get the win, then Stephanie checks on Vince after the match. Triple H then grabs the sledgehammer, and is about to strike her with it when Stephanie turns around, looks at Triple H, smiles and hugs Triple H, turning on Vince in the process.