Raw Deal - Raw recap for December 13, 1999

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Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon are seen backstage hugging, while WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is seen outside of the arena waiting for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.

Chris Jericho shows up. He declares that the Intercontinental title is once again around the waist of a legendary and incredibly charismatic showman like himself where it belongs, and just by having it around his waist, he has given the WWF a tremendous amount of credibility and pulled it out of the hole it has dug for itself. He has also proven as a champion that Raw is definitely his show and that "Raw is Jericho." Suddenly, X-Pac shows up and tells Jericho that he doesn't know what he is sicker of: Jericho's crap or that people in the crowd are buying it. All he hears is about how great Jericho is, but he is a lot greater than him at how to treat a lady, and he can ask Tori. If Jericho wants to run his mouth and think he is a legend, then it is time to put up or shut up with the title on the line, and Jericho's ass is his and he's going to smoke it. Suddenly, Chyna and Miss Kitty show up after a referee runs to the ring, and they watch from the stage.

Chris Jericho retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against X-Pac by disqualification. During the match, Chyna gets in the ring as X-Pac taps out to the Walls of Jericho and punches the referee.

Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon confront WWF co-owner Shane McMahon. Shane slaps Triple H's hand away from him, then tells Stephanie she only has one family and she screwed it, and when she grows up, she will know what she did to her family.

WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is still waiting for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to arrive.

Before the next match, we see a black-and-white GTV video where it is revealed that "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry has had a night of passion with Mae Young, who is smoking a cigar. The encore for Armageddon is announced for tomorrow night at 8 PM for those who had problems ordering Armageddon due to technical issues.

"Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry beats The Godfather after Mae Young runs into the apron and stops the Ho Train so that Mark Henry can win with a schoolboy pin.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon asks Vince to use his head as he has a sledgehammer in his hand. True to form, Vince bashes the door to D-Generation X's (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) locker room, but nobody is inside. Vince then heads to the ring, but Shane tells Vince that he will not be in the ring with him and that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is still his daughter.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon heads to the ring. Vince calls Triple H, calling him a coward and a rapist and asking what he has done to his family and his daughter, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon. Triple H's music hits, but Stephanie shows up alone. Stephanie asks Vince what he plans to do with the sledgehammer, then dares him to raise the hammer up and bash her brains in, as that will be the only way he will get to Triple H, as they are married. Stephanie says it has always been about what he wants, even at the expense of his own family. She admits she loved Test, but she wasn't ready for marriage, as a marriage to Test what what he wanted. She also says he isn't "daddy's little girl" anymore, and she is doing things her way and it feels "damn good." She admits that she used to get butterflies when Triple H looked at her. She did not want to or mean to, but he looked so strong and powerful, and he outsmarted Vince by making business personal, something she says Vince knows a lot about doing. Stephanie then mentions it has almost since a year since he had The Undertaker abducted and locked ina rat-infested basement with no light, and says Vince put her there before having somebody rummage through the things in her bedroom. She then says the icing on the cake was The Undertaker's attempted wedding and sacrifice, and says she was sacrificed at her own expense so he could screw "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. She then tells Vince "What comes around, goes around," and by Vince hurting her, she got back at him by marrying Triple H, whom she then admits turns her on. As Stephanie leaves the ring, Triple H shows up, and Stephanie stands beside him. Triple H says the one mistake he made last night was leaving Vince in a puddle of his own blood unconscious so he could not see the deal get sealed, then seals it for him again by kissing Stephanie.

Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon demands he leave, as he cannot breathe the same air as Triple H. As he and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon leave, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon wave good-bye. With Vince and SHane gone, Stephanie decides that it his time for her and Triple H to take over.

Before the next match, The Rock says there is one fan here tonight who some people may know as Wade Boggs, who is seen in the front row. He has no idea who his opponents are tonight, but since he and Wade Boggs are tight and he knows his favorite food is poultry. He asks Wade Boggs to go home and select a chicken, shine it up real nice and hand it The Rock so he can stick it straight up their candy asses. When The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up, D-Von proclaims it is obvious that Mankind and The Rock do not know the three commandments. The Rock stops D-Von in the middle of the third commandment and asks "Who are you two roody poos?" Buh Buh Ray responds, but The Rock mocks his speech impediment when he says it doesn't matter and strikes D-Von, starting the match.

The Rock and Mankind beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) by disqualification after Buh Buh Ray introduces a steel chair to the match...almost. Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon show up, announce they are taking over, and then proclaim that as one of their first acts of running the show, the match is officially no-disqualification. The Rock does not care if the match is no-disqualification, and he will whip The Dudleys' monkey asses all night long. He also calls Triple H out, daring him to walk down the ramp and get in the ring so he can whip his ass, and to bring Stephanie with him. The Dudleys then attack The Rock from behind, restarting the match.

The Rock and Mankind beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) in a no-disqualification match. During the math, Buh Buh Ray Dudley drags referee Jimmy Korderas out of the ring and punches him, then Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon bring out a man in a referee's outfit and a Vince McMahon mask to make the pinfall for D-Von Dudley. After the match, The Rock drags the masked referee into the ring and Mankind unmasks him to reveal it is Al Snow. Al Snow gets away, then Mankind and The Rock fight off The Dudleys. Referee Jimmy Korderas then gets back in the ring and makes the pinfall for The Rock.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon talk with X-Pac, who is in a scuba diving suit.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon meet with The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs), who congratulate them on the marriage, but Stephanie calls the Posse out for berating her in the past, and puts them in a match against The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).

WAR ZONE

Before the next match, Miss Kitty insists that she be called "The Kat," then . Mwanwhile, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon orders Tori to wrestle in the chocolate pudding ring or else she will make it hard for Kane tonight. Tori reluctantly heads to the chocolate pudding ring, then strips to her bra and panties.

Miss Kitty - now The Kat - retains the WWF Women's Championship in a pudding ring match. During the match, X-Pac shows up in the scuba gear, but Tori gets on top of him and dunks him in the pudding ring. Miss Kitty then gets the pinfall, then Kane throws X-Pac into the pudding ring. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) then show up and attack Kane from behind. Lilian Garcia calls The Kat "Miss Kitty," then insists she be called "The Kat" and tosses her into the pudding.

Jerry "The King" Lawler advertises the 12-inch WWF Wired.com "Stone Cold" Steve Austin action figure, which allows the user a to download a Stone Cold promo off the Internet and download it into the action figure, which Austin will then utter at the touch of a button.

The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) get decimated by The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).

Backstage, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) meet with Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, who tell them about the cage match that will happen tonight.

Edge and Christian beat The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Matt Hardy and Christian drop downto the floor while climbing down the other side of the cage after Edge powerbombs Jeff Hardy into the wall, knocking them down. Referee Jimmy Korderas rules that the match must continue. Later on in the match, Christian keeps Jeff Hardy from climbing the wall to the floor, and Edge escapes through the cage door to give Christian and himself the win.

Kane is helping Tori to her car when Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon tell Kane that he has a Triple Threat Match, and if he doesn't head to the ring, he will be suspended for 30 days.

"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn kisses his two sons (who are in the front row with the rest of Billy's family).

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Kane in a 2-on-1 handicap match.

Backstage, Triple H and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon put Big Show in a 2-on-1 handicap match against The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert.

The orange logo and lights are seen before the next match.

Big Show retains the WWF Championship against The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert in a 2-on-1 handicap match as Triple H, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) watch from backstage. After the match, Stephanie and Triple H demand the Outlaws wrestle again, this time with the tag team titles on the line. Stephanie has their opponents already in mind: Triple H and Test, since they both have something in common.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon accompanies Triple H to the ring before the next match.

Triple H and Test vs. The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) proves to be nothing more than a front for Triple H, The Outlaws and even WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon herself to hurt Test physically, with Stephanie going so far as to slap Test. X-Pac shows up as Triple H hits Test with a steel chair, then Stephanie joins D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn) in a show-ending crotch chop.