Friday, December 3, 1999

Extreme Nation - ECW on TNN recap for December 3, 1999

Joey Styles and "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner introduce everyone to the show. The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm), "The Sexiest Man Alive" Jason and Dawn Marie then show up. Justin says Joey Styles has the honor and privilege to be standing next to the ECW World Tag Team Champions, even though they are not the champions yet. Joey says they may be jumping the gun, but Justin says there are guys like Rhino and Steve Corino to take the bullet for them. Suddenly, Chris Candido, Rhino and Tammy Lynn Sytch show up, and Candido says that if anyone wants to talk about who is using who, he says Storm is only in ECW because he "carried [his] Canadian ass for a year and a half," and that Justin Credible is only in ECW because he brought him here. If anything, Chris Candido is using The Impact Players. Rhino just wants to kick their asses, and both teas go at it. Security immediately moves into place, but Tammy Lynn Sytch and Dawn Marie have a catfight where Tammy Lynn Sytch gets her dress torn up.

Backstage, Jack Victory asks Steve Corino what his problem is, as they have a match. Corino says he cannot concentrate, as there is a Limp Bizkit concert in the other building and the music and people are so loud he cannot concentrate on his match tonight. Meanwhile, Rhino is not paying attention to him and Tajiri lost at November To Remember. He plans to go to the concert and show everyone what he is all about, but when he asks Jack Victory if he is with him, Jack Victory tells him he is on his own.

The Sandman says Raven took his wife and child and even conned him into leaving ECW. Tonight, he will tkae Raven to the extreme.

Super Crazy beats Ikuto Hidaka.

Steve Corino says nobody is taking him seriously, so he has brought a cameraman to the Limp Bizkit show to prove that he is not a comedy act and that he is a force to be reckoned with in both ECW and the real world.

Steve Corino is at the Limp Bizkit concert. He berates a woman at the concert for not having any respect for herself, then calls the daning on the stage "disgusting."

Raven calls The Sandman "an abusive drunk just like his father," and talks about how his father used to come home from work, beat the crap out of him, smack him, whip him and slap him. He tells his dad he must be tough to beat up a seven-year-old and calls him a son of a bitch, then says his father failed at everything in life, lost him and his mom, then brings up The Sandman losing his wife and son as well. He laughs, then repeatedly says his father was an abusive drunk just like The Sandman, and the only reason he didn't kill his dad is because his dad died before he come up with a way to kill him and get away with it. He tells The Sandman he is not dead, but he was going to wish he was.

Steve Corino is on stage at the Limp Bizkit concert. A woman tells him to get off the stage, and when Corino asks her if she talks to her mother with that foul mouth, she moons him. Lead singer Fred Durst tells Corino to shut up, but Corino tells Durst to shut up for a second. He plugs ECW on TNN, then Durst says "this guy sounds like a faggot to me." Corino says he was wrestling in the other building, and all hed hear was 15,000 drunk, stoned concertgoers.

Cyrus talks with Jerry Lynn at the office, and asks what the deal is with Jerry Lynn and Tajiri. Lynn tells Cyrus to figure it out, but Cyrus says he is part of the creative department and that he can tell him. Jerry Lynn says "no," then walks off.

The Sandman beats Raven. During the match, Chris Candido and Raven get in the ring. Candido hits Dreamer with a low blow, then tosses him into Rhino, who Gores him. Rhino then gores The Sandman through a table, then Candido and Rhino leave. Raven then gets on top of The Sandman, but that only leads to a near-fall. After that, Lori Fullington, Sandman's ex-wife, shows up. She pulls Raven up, then low blows him. Then, Francine shows up and beats the crap out of Lori before hitting her with a DDT. Raven then hits The Sandman with an Evenflow DDT, but The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) show up "The Sexiest Man Alive" Jason and drag Dreamer out of the ring before pummeling him. Raven dives out of the ring and into The Impact Players to save Dreamer, then The Sandman swings a Kendo stick at Raven. Raven ducks, but get nailed in the head with another one by Justin Credible from the ring apron. Sandman hits the White Russian Leg Sweep and gets the win.

At the Limp Bizkit concert, Steve Corino calls Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst the epitomy of what's wrong with the United States of America. Durst cusses him out, but all of a sudden, Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten and New Jack all show up as Corino says that they are at the other building and that he would kick their rear ends if they were here right now. Durst holds Corino down as New Jack hits Corino in the head with a beer can before Balls Mahoney hits Corino with a chair. The show ends with Axl Rotten hitting Corino in the head with another steel chair.

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