Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for December 13, 1999

The show begins with Jeff Jarrett attacking "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit backstage. Benoit gets the upper hand, however, and hocks loogies out of his nose at him in typical Benoit fashion.

Before the next match, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea says "Hello," then The Maestro is both seen and heard playing piano on a platform being lowered from the sky as bubbles blow around him while he has Symphony by his side.

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea beats The Maestro after Symphony slaps Iaukea, Iaukea's valet Paisley slaps The Maestro, and Iaukea rolls The Maestro up and grabs the tights. After the match, Jeff Jarrett shows up with two guitars. One of them goes into Iaukea's head; the other one goes into The Maestro's. Jarrett then tells "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit if he wants to step into the same ring as "The Chosen One," he will get his wish. He then challenges him to a Bunkhouse Brawl as part of a tune-up match for Starrcade. He then tells Benoit to bring and wear anything, and that he will make an example out of him.

Kevin Nash is seen waiting on Scott Hall backstage.

Evan Karagias is seen talking to Spice. Madusa catches him, then finds Madusa and tries to attack her out of jealousy and rage. Referees have to step in and stop everything.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up. Bret says it is not easy being the guy who talks about being the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, and that you have to look into your heart and believe it. He thanks the fans for backing him up. Ever since he came to WCW, he always knew that sooner or later, he would have to step into the ring with Goldberg. He has infinite respect for him and has watched him over and over, and in order to be World champion, he would have to give Goldberg the very first shot at Starrcade. At Starrcade, he will be the first one looking forward to Goldberg, as he has something to prove. He then tells Goldberg he is a great wrestler, but when the smoke settles at Starrcade, he will not beat him. He then makes one guarantee: at Starrcade, he will be standing with his hand raised in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, Goldberg shows up and tells Bret that unfortunately for him, matches are not won by confidence level, but by beating one's opponents. As of late, the World title looks good around Bret's waist, but at Starrcade, he must beat him man to man, and that is not going to happen. Not only will he never beat him, he is next. Suddenly, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) show up. Hall says they have been talking, and Bret and Golberg have something that belongs to them, as everyone knows that they are "it" because when you mess with The Outsiders, you mess with the "shhhhhh bomb." Nash tells Bret and Goldberg they have something that belongs to them: the tag team titles. If they can find it in their hearts to kiss and make up tonight, then they can put the tag team titles on the light tonight so they can walk out tonight the champs. Also, if they don't want to do it, they can do it the hard way. Bret says that if they want it, they've got it.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Madusa and looks at her breasts. She says Spice had no business talking to Evan, and she is going to wrestle her tonight.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen entering the arena.

Backstage, The Total Package finds out from Terry Taylor that he is in a tag team match against Diamond Dallas Page and Sting, and that his partner is David Flair.

A man delivers a package to David Flair. Flair scares the man away, then takes the package.

Spice beats Madusa. During the match, Evan Karagias gets in the ring, and when Karagias refuses to hit Spice, she confronts him directly. Spice elbows Madusa from behind and gets the pinfall to get the win. She then runs away. After the match, Madusa beats Evan karagias up.

Vince Russo asks if Curt Hennig is ready for his match, then asks Shane if the remote control is ready for the segment. Rhonda Sing comes into the office ready for her next assignment, but Russo tells her to get an agent or else they will have nothing to talk about. Russo then asks Shane to go get "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

We see a short video package for The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) and their feud with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. Duggan is not worried about what is going to happen at Starrcade. He has come to the ring for many years, but lately, there has been a few things happening that he has a tough time swallowing. It is not the cleaning of toilets, as he has done it before and he will do it again, but a lack of respect for America. When he came back to WCW after his cancer treatment, he got on his knees in the middle of the ring and thanked the Lord for sparing his life and allowing him to grow older with his family. However, if he has to get off his deathbed, he will defend the flag of the United States of America as long as there is air in his lungs and blood in his heart, and he will not quit, waver or stop as he attacks, regardless of how many men are out there. When he thinks of the members of the armed forces who made the sacrifice for their country, he stands a little taller, and he tells The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) that he and the people of the United States will take it no longer, as this is the land of the free and the home of the free. Suddenly, the lights go dark and static appears on the video screen. Suddenly, someone gets in the ring and lays Duggan out, then the lights come back on.

Vince Russo laughs about what happened to "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, then "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is brought into the office. Up next, he will referee a match between Curt Hennig and Buff Bagwell where he has the final say, meaning his decision is final. Russo tells him to consider this a test, and tells him it would be good for his career to do the right thing. If he can do that, there will be no problems.

Backstage, The Total Package looks for David Flair.

Before the next match, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper tells Curt Hennig and Buff Bagwell that he will do the right thing, that there will be no disqualifications, that he wants a winner and a loser, and that he will get on the case of either man if they screw up in this match.

Buff Bagwell beats Curt Hennig. During the match, Buzzkill is seen in the crowd carrying a sign saying "Save The Baby Seals." Also during the match, special guest referee "Rowdy" Roddy Piper punches out Curt Hennig, giving Buff Bagwell with a fast count. Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald) are seen on the stage after the match.

The Total Package knocks on the door of David Flair's dressing room, and notices David Flair acting strangely.

Jeff Jarrett beats "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit in a Bunkhouse Brawl. During the match, Dustin Rhodes shows up, and refere Charles Robinson gests in his way. He is about to go for the Shattered Dreams when Jeff Jarrett smashes a guitar into his head. As he does this, Rhodes kicks him in the gut, and they both go down at the same time. Benoit then climbs up the ladder, and Jarrett pushes Rhodes into the ladder, knocking Benoit off the top. After ramming Rhodes' head into the ladder, he goes for the pinfall and get the win.

The Total Pakage is seen talking to David Flair backstage, who is seen giggling and huggng a headless teddy bear. David Flair is not listening to The Total Package at all.

A white Porsche Roadster speeds into the arena parking lot.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is in Vince Russo's office with a baseball bat in his hands. Russo tells Piper he hates him, and Piper says he hates him, too. Russo says this is not his night, and he will never work in WCW again. La Parka is about to hit Piper with the chair, but he sees it coming and blocks it with the baseball bat before swinging it at everybdoy and threatening to beat Russo to death with thebat. Curt Hennig hits Piper from behind with a steel chair.

Tank Abbott and Meng wrestle to a double count-out. Both men continue to go at it even after the match is over, and they both brawl their way to the back.

Chris Kanyon comes out of the white Porsche Roadster, and is immediately joined by two women. Another man leaves the vehicle with him, and that man is none other than Clarence Mason, who has not been seen since leaving the WWF a few years ago.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper tries to get into Vince Russo's office, but he is stopped by local law enforcement. Meanwhile, Tank Abbott and Meng are still fighting backstage.

Before the next match, Shane Douglas says that he can talk his points and that America is wrong and cannot face facts. He tells "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan go on and talk about his kids, and at Starrcade, he is divided and he and America will lose as they Americans are divided. On Sunday, The Revolution (Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) will be victorious. Dean Malenko says the truth is a hard pill to swallow, and tells them to swallow the fact that America sucks. We then find out that The Revolution has Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) tonight when Perry Saturn acts as comedy relief. Shortly after the match begins, however, the lights go out, and when they come back on, Midnight is in the ring. She attacks Malenko and Saturn as Douglas guests on commentary.

The Revolution (Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, Asya) beats Harlem Heat (Booker T, Stevie Ray, Midnight) when Midnight inadvertently sends Saturn into Booker T and accidentally lands on her knee.

Mike Tenay interviews The Total Package and David Flair. Flair goes off on Tenay, screaming "I told you not to touch him! Don't touch him!" before leaving. The Total Package announces that junctions have been filed, and Miss Elizabeth will only work for him. He says that Sting is on his own. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen swinging a chair around. He challenges Curt Hennig to get into the ring so they can swing steel chairs until they can't do it anymore.

Rhonda Sing tires to get "Clarence Mason" to be her agent, but he only represents the best that Hollywood has to offer. Chavo Guerrero Jr. then tries to sell her a wardrobe.

Meng and Tank Abbott are still brawling backstage.

Backstage, "Wonderful" Paul Orndorff shows up. He says that the powers that be want to talk to him, and gets directions to their office.

We see a performance by The Nitro Girls. All of a sudden, Rhonda Sing shows up in the ring and tries to dance while wearing the outfit that Chavo Guerrero Jr. was selling her. She attacks the other Nitro Girls while she dances, but the Nitro Girls cannot even take her down.

Fit Finley continues to train Brian Knobbs in the wilderness.

"Screamin'" Norman Smiley walks into the block and faces Jerry Flynn in "The Block." Meng and Tank Abbott brawl their way into The Block. Jerry Flynn and Tank Abbott go at it as Meng chases Norman Smiley out the door.

Vince Russo talks with "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff, and chews him out for training Midnight - who has become a thorn in his side - before firing him. Orndorff tells Russo to kiss his ass, saying he's been in the business for 23 years and has done it all and taking offense to being fired for doing his job. Vince Russo puts Onrdorff in the ring for a match.

Backstage, Goldberg is seen watching the show on a monitor.

Mike Tenay interviews Sid Vicious, who is seen with his own coach: a man with Down Syndrome named Seth, who says Sid is his favorite wrestler. Sid says it is obvious that "Dr. Death" Steve Williams would be an example for Kevin Nash to think about.

Before the next match, Oklahoma tells the New Orleans, Louisiana fans that only only is his dick and nut from Oklahoma, but he also wears women's dresses. He says the powers that be have granted him a request, and that the next match will be a "Suplex vs. Powerbomb Match." Oklahoma then guests on commentary as Seth accompanies Sid to the ring.

Sid Vicious beats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams in a Suplex vs. Powerbomb Match. During the match, Oklahoma hands Dr. Death his boot to use as a weapon, which referee Nick Patrick does not see. Vampiro then shows up and chases Oklahoma around the ring only to be clotheslined by Dr. Death. Shortly afterwards, Sid hits the powerbomb for the win. After the match, Oklahoma gets choke slammed by Sid, then The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) get in the ring and beat up Sid. Nash then hits Sid with the Jackknife Powerbomb.

Sid is checked out by medical staff backstage.

Mike Tenay interviews The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall). Hall says Sid was talking tash, and he paid for it. Nash says the attack on Sid Vicious is a little preview of what will happen at Starrcade, and Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Goldberg are next.

Diamond Dallas Page and Sting beat The Total Package and David Flair in a no-disqualification match. During the match, Sting and Diamond Dallas Page go at each other after Sting tags him in only to punch him. The Total Package sues the headless stuffed animal to lure David Flair back to his corner so David can tag him in. After this, Luger tosses the stuffed animal out of the ring, then grabs the crowbar and smashes it into Sting. Miss Elizabeth then shows up and yanks the crowbar away as soon as The Total Package rears back with it. He then leaves the ring and comes back with a steel chair, but Miss Elizabeth shields Sting. David Flair crawls back into the ring with a crowbar and smashes it into The Total Package's back. Miss Elizabeth then puts Sting's arm on top of The Total Package to give him and Diamond Dallas Page the win.

Meng is looking for "Screamin'" Norman Smiley backstage.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Chris Kanyon, who prefers to be named Chris "Champagne" Kanyon, or as his friends call him, "CCK." He asks Okerlund's people to call his people, then Rhonda Sing shows up wanting "Clarence Mason" to sign her, but "Clarence" calls for security to get her away from him. Bam Bam Bigelow then shows up, and when "Clarence" getrs in his way, Bam Bam grabs him only to be attacked from behind by Kanyon, who says "You ain't nothin'! Triad that!"

Before the next match, Bam Bam Bigelow says he doesn't know who Chris "Champagne" Kanyon is or what happened to him since he went to Hollywood that changed him, but he is from New Jersey and he does not sell out. He says it used to be three guys from Jersey, but it apparently was not good enough for Kanyon. He says that hopefully, the ass whupping he is about to give him will be, and calls Kanyon out. Kanyon shows up with his entourage, then "Clarence Mason" says that he is Kanyon's legal advisor. Bam Bam Bigelow does not want anything from him, and headbutts Kanyon, starting their match.

Chris "Champagne" Kanyon beats Bam Bam Bigelow. The Flatliner is now known as "That's A Wrap," and we find out that "Clarence Mason" is now known as J. Biggs.

Meng is still looking for "Screamin'" Norman Smiley backstage. Norman is seen hiding from Meng.

Big Vito tells Johnny The Bull he plans to stick Lash LeRoux in a bodybag, throw him in a river, and get Disco Inferno's money once and for all.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper is seen in a room backstage. He says that if Curt Hennig wants a Chairs Match, he will beat him with one hand if he has to.

Before the next match, Lash LeRoux shows up with his own bodybag. He says that New Orleans, Louisiana will have a Mardi Gras tonight. He has been up and down the nation, but tonight, he is back in the bayou, and he and Disco are going to show Big Vito and Johnny The Bull how they heat things up Cajun-style, and tonight, they will let the good times roll.

Lash LeRoux beats Big Vito in a Bodybag Match. During the match, Johnny The Bull attacks Disco Inferno from behind with a chain around his hand as Lash LeRoux wraps Big Vito in the bodybag, then punches Le Roux from behind, then both he and Big Vito gang up on LeRoux. They then places Lash LeRoux in a body bag and take him to the back.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito are outside of the arena. However, Big Vito has forgotten where he has parked the ar, and he and Johnny go looking for it. Lash LeRoux escapes from the bodybag.

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff beats Creative Control (Patrick and Gerald). During the match, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko show up. Anderson distracts the referee, then Orndroff hits one of the members of Creative Control with a piledriver to get the win after Zbyszko runs interference. After the match, referee Mark Johnson disqualifies Orndorff due to outside interference, and gives the win to Creative Control

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) are seen talking backstage, while "Rowdy" Roddy Piper continues to swing a chair around.

Johnny The Bull and Big Vito find out that "Screamin' Norman Smiley is hiding in their bodybag.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper beats Curt Hennig in a Chairs Match by count-out after Hennig gives up on the match when Piper refuses to stay down despite being limited to one hand.

Backstage, Mike Tenay calls for help, saying someone has attacked Bret "The Hit Man' Hart. Goldberg checks on Bret in his dressing room.

Trainer Danny Young checks on Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in his dressing room.

Before the next match, Kevin Nash says it looks like Bret "The Hit Man" Hart will not make it tonight due to some sort of injury in the back. Since he and Scott Hall have done Goldberg a favor tonight and made him easy pickings for Starrcade, he calls out Goldberg and demands he hands them the tag team titles so they can be tag champs again. Goldberg, having seen this on the monitor, takes the tag team titles with him to the ring, then drops the titles at The Outsiders' (Hall and Nash) feet, starting what ends up becoming a 2-on-1 handicap match for the WCW World Tag Team Championships.

The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) beat Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Goldberg to become the WCW World Tag Team Champions for the sixth time. During the match, Bret "The Hit Man" Hart shows up, making the match a tag team match. He fights off The Outsiders, but as Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer on Scott Hall, Bret goes down after a shot with the one of the tag team titles from Nash, who uses the bottom rope for leverage to get the pinfall on Bret and the win.