November To Remember 1999 - The Results

Joey Styles and Cyrus welcome everyone to the show. Cyrus is wearing a rubber glove as Buffalo, New York is the bacteria capital of the United States, and if he were to work here every night, he would live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and drive in. He then announces that he is back on pay-per-view. Just when the show is about to kick off, "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner shows up, and the crowd cheers for him when he makes one of his sexual one-liners as he introduces himself. Gertner feels slighted that he is on ECW on TNN, but not on November To Remember. Cyrus step back and lets him have his spot on commentary, but suddenly Taz shows up. The crowd chants "You sold out!" at Taz. Taz says that none of his phone calls have been returned and that he has shown up at 3 o'clock, and asks "Where's the goddamn heat?" Joey tells him he called him, but Taz calls him a lying bastard and says he tried to punk him out by implying two weeks ago on ECW on TNN by implying that he choked Rob Van Dam out and "Pearl Harbored" him. He then asks how he is supposed to lock in the Katahajime, then says he seized the opportunity and he doesn't care if anybody likes it because he does what he wants how he wants. He says that since Joey tried to punk him out, he wants to fight him. The crowd chants "Fuck him up, Joey, fuck him up!" Taz then says that 5,000 "ungrateful, piece of shit sons of bitches" want to see Joey kick his ass, and tells Joey to bring it. Joey laughs and apologizes for it, but Taz then takes this as being seen as a comedian who is there to make him laugh. Joey apologizes for offending Taz, but Taz figures Joey "had the nuts" to offend here. Joey says he cannot win in this situation, and says sorry again, but Taz takes this as Joey saying he can win against him. He calls Joey "a disrespectful son of a bitch" and gives him three seconds to get out of the ring before he splatters his brains in the ring, and if ECW wants to fire him, then he can only be so lucky. Taz then looks at Joel Gertner, who is having fun with the crowd at this point, then puts his sunglasses in his jacket and says to him "You think it's funny, fat shit?" and says Gertner was sitting next to him when he implied that he hooked RVD from behind, and says he didn't stop him because he's "a bitch." He gives Gertner the same three seconds, but Gertner makes the mistake of turning his back to Taz as he leaves and Taz hooks the Katahajime on him. Taz then tells RVD that in a little while, he will find out why he held all the titles in ECW and RVD didn't. Cyrus then thanks Taz, but Taz tells Cyrus "No, thank you."

Before the next match, Simon Diamond says he has a problem, and says it is a sad day when two clean-cut, all-American good looking guys cannot hang out and be friends without hearing "derogatory comments from you neanderthals." After Dick Hertz removes his robe, he rubs his shoulders. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, then says "Simon says, 'wish Simon good luck.'" Dick says "Go get 'em...tiger," then slaps him on the ass. Simon says he didn't say he could do that, but he will "let Dick slide this time." He then tells everyone to look at his Dick, saying is is huge and vascular. Suddenly, Jazz shows up, grabs the microphone and tells Simon she is sick and tired of him having a problem in every town they go to, then slaps him in the face. Simon falls victim to the Jazz Stinger, but Dick Hertz grabs Jazz and decimates her. Simon says "Simon says you're dead by my giant killer," which seemingly summons Spike Dudley. Spike hits the Acid Drop on Dick Hertz, then Simon attacks him from behind.

Spike Dudley beats Simon Diamond, then The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Big Sal E. Graziano) run into the ring and attack Spike Dudley. After Big Sal splashes Spike, Nova shows up, leaves over Little Guido and hit Big Sal E. Graziano from behind with a double axe handle before hitting Little Guido with a spinebuster, immediately starting the next match.

Little Guido beats Nova after interference from Big Sal E. Graziano. After the match, Nova also falls victim to a Big Sal splash after Little Guido drops a couple of elbows. Suddenly, Chris Candio returns and takes out Big Sal, then "Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill show up and immediately overpower Chris Chetti.

Before the next match, Steve Corino says all the fans in the arena and everyone watching at home knows that when you have a three-way dance, you have to have "the god of the three-way dance in it." He says everyone knows that Japanese wrestlers are the smartest wrestlers in the entire world, and that he and Tajiri have beaten Super Crazy so many times that it will be very easy. He also says that if Jerry Lynn can waddle out to the ring and stop complaining about every broken toenail and big toe he has, he will find out why Tajiri is the true king of the three-way.

Jerry Lynn beats Super Crazy and Tajiri in a three-way dance. After the match, Steve Corino puts the boots to Jerry Lynn and starts attacking him, but Lynn drop kicks Jack Victory off of the apron and hits COrino with a cradle piledriver.

Da Baldies (Angel, Tony DeVito, Skull, P.N. News) beat Axl Rotten, Balls Mahoney and New Jack after Angel hits New Jack in the back of the head with a guitar. The rest of Da Baldies have to help Angel to the back after the match.

We see Bill Alfonso and Sabu. Alfonso says that in just a few minutes, Sabu will get in the ring and do what he does best. Sometimes, the wrestlers are bigger than life, and Sabu is definitely bigger than life and fights harder than anyone else he has seen in his entire life. He tells Chris Candido to be ready for the fight of his life, because Sabu lost his best friend and he is dedicating his match and the entire pay-per-view to Ticho and his family.

Sabu beats Chris Candido with the Camel Clutch. During the match, Tammy Lynn Sytch holds Sabu's leg as he goes up top, but Bill Alfonso pulls Tammy off and puts here on a table that Sabu has set up. Candido pushes Tammy off the table, but Sabu leg drops him through the tabe. After an Arabian Facebuster with a chair, Sabu locks in the Camel Clutch for the fourth time iun the match and wins it.

We see Masato Tanaka on the treadmill. He says that tonight, he will become the ECW World Heavyweight Champion. We then hear from Judge Jeff Jones. Even though Mike Awesome has lost to him on two separate occasions, he will beat him tonight as "no big-headed challenger from Japan will come to the United States and beat a champion." He sentences Tanaka to a severe and brutal defeat at the hands of Mike Awesome, who tells Tanaka he will break his back.

We see footage from earlier today of Lou E. Dangerously getting carried out by security after trying to fire somebody as he yells at someone else on a cell phone.

Mike Awesome retains the ECW World Heavyweight Championship against Masato Tanaka.

Rob Van Dam retains the ECW World Television Championship against Taz. Both Taz and RVD have a word after the match, then Taz walks away.

Rhino and The Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm) beat "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, Raven and The Sandman after Raven hits The Sandman with a Singapore cane before turning his back on him and sabotaging Dreamer throughout the match.

ECW returns to pay-per-view on January 9, 2000 with Guilty As Charged!

November To Remember 1998 - The Results

We see from earlier tonight where Jack Victory says that New Jack deserved everything he got. Suddenly, New Jack attacks Jack Victory from behind, and continues attacking him until ECW security pins him to a nearby car and handcuffs him.

Joey Styles introduces the crowd to tonight's show. Suddenly, Terry Funk shows up from the crowd wearing a graduation cap on his head, which he tosses into the audience. Funk then asks Styles if he realizes he is the living legend and the professor of Funk University, and that he can say what he wants to you as he is very knowledgeable in anti-social behavior. He then commands Styles to give him the microphone, and asks Styles if he realizes he was not invited to be here with the fans. He then says "Funk you" to the fans, Paul E. Dangerously and "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, the last of whom he calls "a pile of shit." Six years ago, Dreamer crawled to him on his knees and told him his father is a crackhead and his mother is a whore, and needed a mentor. He looked down at Dreamer and agreed, and Dreamer promised that he would call him in a time of need. He has been waiting three weeks for "this puke-faced son of a bitch" to call him so he could do a double flip off the top rope for the fans. Dreamer shows up, and Funk notices him. Dreamer tells him he gave him what he wanted, but Funk calls him "a big ass with a big ego," and says he should slap him like he would anyone in his family. He then tosses the microphone away and leaves.

The Blue World Order (The Blue Meanie and Super Nova) beat "Dastardly" Danny Doring and Roadkill. Terry Funk shows up shortly after the match again, this time with his own cameraman, and tells timekeeper Steven D'Angelis to ring the bell, before shoving him away from the bell and sitting in front of it while speaking to the cameraman. Suddenly, Terry Funk gets on the apron and slaps The Blue Meanie, only for The Blue Meanie to knock him off the apron. Funk then puts himself through the timekeeper's table. After the match, Terry Funk shows up with a piece of the destroyed table and uses it to take out The Meanie and Nova. After ramming Nova head-first into the ring apron, Paul E. Dangerous shows up with security, and Terry Funk tries to fight them off.

Before the next match, Tommy Rich says it is a pleasure for The Full Blooded Italians (Rich, Little Guido, Ulf Herman) to be in New Orleans, Louisiana, especially went LSU cannot beat Tennessee or Georgia, and goes on to say that Mike Ditka and the New Orleans Saints are a bunch of losers just like the crowd. Tommy Rodgers says that nobody in the FBI is not a real Italian, and calls Little Guido "the only flunky of the whole bunch." He then says it is good to be in New Orleans and that it doesn't matter what the Saints' win-loss record is as he is kicking Tracy Smothers' ass.

Tommy Rodgers beats Tracy Smothers despite the interference of Full Blooded Italians (Rich, Little Guido, Ulf Herman), especially Little Guido, who almost hits Smothers with the Italian flag. After the match, Tracy Smothers almost takes his anger out on Little Guido, but Tommy Rich hits Rodgers with the flag. Chris Chetti runs back into the ring, takes outSMothers and Little Guido before taking out Tommy Rich. After the match, Ulf Herman shows up with Mabel, and they both jump Chetti and Rodgers from behind. Before Mabel can splash Chetti through a table, Spike Dudley shows up and becomes a punching bag for both Mabel and Herman, but he rolls off the table before being splashed through it by Mabel. Spike Dudley fights back, hitting Herman with the Acid Drop. He goes for the pinfall, and moves out of the way when Mabel tries to hit a splash on him. Spike then kicks Mabel in the crotch before hitting him with the Acid Drop, then pins both men for a three count.

we see footage of Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten and Masato Tanaka. Axl Rotten says The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) have succeeded and that they stand before them as broken men in the coliseum, not even dressing wtih everyone else, as they are ashamed and embarrassed. Tanaka and Mahoney are not even ready to wrestle, and the Louisiana State Athletic Committee has stated that if the Dudleys even pick up a chair, they are stopping the match. They may not be ready to go, but they have heart, and he and Mahoney have had it since Day 1, and that nothing will keep the three of them down. They will take The Dudleys from pillar to post and beat them like their parents should have, because all they care about now are giving The Dudleys a receipt for what they did to them, and they will beat their asses live on pay-per-view.

Before the next match, Tammy Lynn Sytch shows up, removes her black-and-white striped stockings, and puts on white socks and sneakers for her role as one of the two special guest referees in the next match in front of the crowd.

Lance Storm beats Jerry Lynn. During the match, Tammy Lynn Bytch breaks up a count by special guest referee Tammy Lynn Sytch, who proceeds to take her into the ring and strip her down to her bra and panties. The other special guest referee, Mikey Whipwreck, shoves Sytch and hits Bytch with a Whippersnapper while trying to prevent a catfight. Jerry Lynn eats a Whippersnapper, then Lance Storm hits Mikey with a low blow. After a slow count from Sytch, Storm confronts Sytch, and Lynn is hit with a blow before being hit with a Whippersnapper from Storm. Sytch heats a Whippersnapper from Mikey as Jerry Lynn puts Lance Storm in an inside cradle, then Mikey turns it over so that Storm's shoulders are off the mat, thinking that Tammy Lynn Sytch hit him with the low blow when it was really Storm.

Terry Funk apologizes, saying he did not want to punch Tommy Dreamer in the face, but as he clenched his fist, his fingers shot out in his face, and he doesn't want to put his fingers in anyone's face. He plans to walk out of the arena, and he apologizes to Joey Styles, Paul E. Dangerously and the fans for making a terrible ass out of himself. He then says he is leaving the building now, and is heading home - forever.

Before the next match, Buh Buh Ray Dudley tells the world that they are looking at are the four-time ECW World Tag Team Champions, the most skilled, scientific wrestlers in the world and the three toughest sons-of-bitches to ever step foot in an ECW ring. He knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is not one person in the back or in the arena man enough to take the tag team titles from them. When Axl Rotten shows up with Balls Mahoney and Masato Tanaka, Axl Rotten tells referee Jim Molineaux to get out of the way, as ECW has wrestling that WCW and WWF cannot touch and that they do not listen to doctors or state athletic commissions. He then says that when he looks at The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray, D-Von and Big Dick Dudley), he sees "three punk ass bitches" and "three big, fat sweaty pussies." He says to screw the state athletic commission, as he knows New Orleans is all about getting drunk on Bourbon Street and getting into a fight. He then asks if the fans want to see a brawl, then says to ring the bell and make chairs legal.

Balls Mahoney and Masato Tanaka beat The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) to win the ECW World Tag Team Championships! During the match, referee Jim Molineaux is inadvertently knocked out with an elbow from Tanaka, allowing Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley and "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner to all get involved. This leads to a chair war between both teams, as well as Jim Jones to make a pinfall only to fake a rotator cuff injury before he can make it to three - and a chair shot to the end in response. Tanaka then kicks out of the Dudley Death Drop, causing a quarrel between the Dudley Boyz that nearly costs them the match while Axl Rotten handcuffs Big Dick Dudley to a ring post. The Dudleys then bring out a pair of tables - one of them the timekeeper's - but Rob Van Dam and Sabu show up and put both Dudleys through them, allowing Tanaka and Balls Mahoney the win.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas says a lot can be said about him and The Triple Threat (Douglas, Bam Bam Bigelow, Chris Candido), and while the fans don't have to like him and they can hate them all they want, he is not a liar. He as the best commentator in the business when Bigelow and Candido were in the ring, and has told everybody there is a reason why they will prevail tonight. Rob Van Dam, Sabu and Taz will fail because Taz is out for himself, Sabu is pissed because he's not a tag champion and because RVD is a second-place player. They stand united because they have been friends before ECW existed, and they will be friends long after while their opponents will turn on each other when they get the chance.

We see a video package of The Triple Threat ("The Franchise" Shane Douglas, Chris Candido, Bam Bam Bigelow) and the team of Sabu, Rob Van Dam and Taz.

"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer's tag team partner is none other than Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer and Jake "The Snake" Roberts beat Justin Credible and Jack Victory. During the match, The One Man Gang and Rod Price show up and attack Dreamer and Roberts, then New Jack - who is supposed to be incarcerated after his attack on Jack Victory from earlier - shows up with Kronus and a ton of weapons, and takes out Price, The One Man Gang, Jack Victory, Jason and Justin Credible. After the beatdown, Lance Wright and Chastity get involved, but Chastity is put in a piledriver by Dreamer and Wright is alid out. Nicole Bass gets hit with a low blow and a DDT from Roberts when she yells at Dramer, then Dramer tosses Justin Credible into a ladder before Roberts hits Justin with a DDT on the ladder for the win. After the match, Terry Funk - who is supposedly out of the building after he said he left - shows up and congratulates Dreamer, then chews him out for picking Roberts for a partner, saying he is "a piece of crap" compared to him. Funk says Dreamer has used him one too many times, even as Dreamer tells Funk he told him he didn't want to do it, and this leads to Funk repeatedly calling Dreamer an asshole. Dreamer finally loses his cool after Funk repeatedly smacks, saying he'll turn his back on him but he will never hit him. Funk hits Dreamer as soon as he turns his back and repeatedly hits him with the microphone before tossing Dreamer in and out of the ring and ramming his head into the entrance ramp.

Rob Van Dam says the people has tuned in to kick The Triple Threat's ("The Franchise" Shane Douglas, Chris Candido, Bam Bam Bigelow) asses, and also to see Sabu and Taz. We then see footage of Taz, who says that he finds it hard to admit, but says Douglas is correct as he could care less about his tag team partners tonight and is using them to get to him. With his hands, he will choke him out with the Katahajime. In a few short moments, he will hook the Katahajime on Douglas.

Before the next match, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas says he only fears an organization who takes a punk with a fake belt and calls him a champion after he built the company. He then says Taz is no world champion, and calls him a bitch, a pussy and a punk. He calls Rob Van Dam "a Franchise wanna-be" who holds a trinket he threw down and did not want anymore. He says Sabu "ain't shit," and doesn't have a belt thanks to him, Bam Bam Bigelow and Chris Candido. The three of them are tired of hearing there is "another Triple Threat," and that they are the only Triple Threat and only one World champ. He tells the fans to sit down and to watch their heroes get smacked around in the ring. When Sabu and Rob Van Dam show up, they are attacked from behind by The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) until Taz shows up and makes quick work of them.

Sabu, Tazz and Rob Van Dam beat The Triple Threat ("The Franchise" Shane Douglas, Chris Candido, Bam Bam Bigelow) after Taz gets Douglas in the Tazmission only for Sabu to hit an Arabian Facebuster on Taz to get the pinfall and the win. Taz and Sabu have a confrontation over this after the match, and it almost gets physical. Bill Alfonso has to keep both men from tearing each other apart, but Taz eventually snaps and almost goes at it with Sabu before leaving.

November to Remember 1997 - The Results

The Triple Threat ("No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido and Lance Storm_ beat Tommy Rogers and Jerry Lynn. During the match, which originally stars out at Tommy Rogers vs. "No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido, Lance Storm shows up and attacks Tommy Rogers, but Jerry Lynn shows up and makes the save by going after Candido. Referee Jon Finnegan grabs the microphone a few minutes later and declares the match a tag match.

We see a short video package of Mikey Whipwreck and Justin Credible.

Mikey Whipwreck beats Justin Credible, putting Justin Credible's undefeated streak to an end after Jason and Justin Credible's double-team attempt backfires. After the match, it is announced that Al Snow is in the locker room "getting head." Turns out, he's talking to Head, blaming Head for the news of him being injured going around and not being able to wrestle tonight. Snow almost dumped Head for calling Eric Bischoff and looking for work without him, but took him back after a "free shot."

Paul E. Dangerously guests on commentary for the next match.

Tazz quickly retains the ECW World Television Championship against Pitbull #2 with the Tazzmission. Pitbull #1 gets in the ring, but gets hit with a Pump Handle Tazz-plex. Tazz tehn says it's obvious Lance Wright brought his boyfriend with him, and that it's also obvious that Vince McMahon gave Lance Wright a present and that the guy sticks needles up his ass. He dares the muscle-bound man to get in the ring with him so he can see the difference between "cum-drunk" and punch-drunk. The security guard tries to stop the guy from getting in the ring, but Tazz tells him to make his $4 an hour protecting the crowd. He then slaps the security guard before beating him up and choking him out.

We see a short video package of Bam Bam Bigelow.

The show abruptly cuts to The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido, "The Big Don" Tommy Rich, Tracy Smothers) saying they will show what kind of champions they're doing tonight. D-Von Dudley takes the microphone and says it's time for "The Quintessential Studmiffin" Joel Gertner to speak. After Gertner introduces The Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Sign Guy Dudley), Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoneey attack Buh Buh Ray and D-Von with steel chairs, and the match starts. Not long afterwards, The Gangstanators (New Jack and John Kronus) show up with a garbage can full of weapons and the match becomes an all-out war.

The Full Blooded Italians (Little Guido and Tracy Smothers) retais the ECW World Tag Team Championships against The Gangstanators (New Jack and John Kronus), The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) and the team of Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney. The Gangstanators are eliminated after New Jack busts Tommy Rich open with a guitar and Kronus tries to hit a top rope 450 splash on him only to be hit in the back with an Italian flag by Little Guido and a cutter by Buh Buh Ray. The Dudley Boyz are eliminated when Axl Rotten ducks powder thrown at his face by "The Quintessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner and the powder hits Buh Buh Ray in the face instead, leading to an accidental Dudley Death Drop on D-Von. During the match, accidentally swings Little Guido into referee John Finegan, and referee Jeff "Pee Wee" Moore shows up to make the count for Balls Mahoney only to stop when he sees that Finegan is down. As Moore tends to Finegan, Balls Mahoney puts his hands on him only to get kicked in the groin, and Little Guido goes for a schoolboy pin where he grabs Mahoney's shorts to get the win.

In footage from earlier today, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer says the doctor has told him he shouldn't be here with a torn shoulder and a broken heel. He says that he has lived with pain and dealt with it. He tells Rob Van Dam that he's a better athlete, and if this were any other type of match, he would win. But tonight, he defends ECW, and not Rob, any other wrestler or any other company will stop him, and Van Dam will know what the revolution is all about.

We see a video package of Rob Van Dam and "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer.

"Mr. Monday Night" Rob Van Dam beats "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer. During the match, Bill Alfonso pulls the referee out of the ring and attacks him with a road sign, knocking him out. Jim Molano takes his place, but referee Jeff "Pee Wee" Moore knocks out Molano and referee John Finegan has to replace Molineaux. Jones jumps on referee John Finegan, then wants to fight Finegan and Molineaux. Beulah McGillicutty hits Moore with a low blow and Finegan and Molineaux hit Moore with a double-team DDT, then Alfonso hits a low blow on Finegan and Molineaux before Beulah does the same to him. Beulah has to be the referee for a while, and Dreamer has to fight off WWF tag team Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon. He keeps them out of the ring only to be super kicked by...Stevie Richards, who isn't scheduled to be here and hasn't been seen since he headed for World Championship Wrestling. Furnas and LaFon place a trash can on top of Dreamer, and Van Dam lands on it with a frog splash to get the win. Furnas, LaFon and Stevie Richards make the three-count for the win, and Bill Alfonso dedicates the win to "my personal, good friend" Vince McMahon. Furnas, LaFon and Richards then place Dreamer on a table, and Alfonso drapes a WWF banner on top of him. Sabu shows up and hits Beaulah from the top rope, and Dreamer places himself on top of Beulah to protect her. The Sandman then shows up for the next match.

Sabu beats The Sandman in a violent Tables And Ladders Match with an Atomic Arabian Facebuster to a ladder on The Sandman. The Sandman gets up to a standing ovation after the match.

Tazz gets on commentary, and tells Bam Bam Bigelow to beat "The Franchise" Shane Douglas tonight so he can challenge him at Living Dangerously on March 1st. It is then announced that Living Dangerously is the next ECW pay-per-view.

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas beats Bam Bam Bigelow with a belly-to-belly suplex into a broken half of a table propped up by a chair set up by Bigelow to win the ECW World Heavyweight Championship for a third time. At one point, "no Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido and Lance Storm - who are barred from ringside for the match - try to get Shane Douglas out of the ring but are stopped by ECW security. Bigelow notices both of them and tosses Shane Douglas into Candido, Storm and ECW security. Francine gets in the ring and tries to hit Bigelow with one of her crutches, but it has no effect, and Bigelow takes the crutch and nearly hits her her with it. A trained tends to Douglas after the match.