Rebellion 1999 - The Results

Jeff Jarrett shows up with a vacuum cleaner before the next match. He says he has already proved his point across the point in the United States that women are only good for cooking, cleaning and making babies. Tonight, he has £1000 for any woman who can prove his point that there is only one place in the world for a woman: in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. He then says that by the look of the women in the United Kingdom, he would keep them in the house under lock and key. A young woman is picked to to vacuum oatmeal off the mat, then gets put in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Chyna runs into the ring and fights Jarrett, clotheslining him out of the ring. Afterwards, it is decided via coin toss that Jarrett's match with D'Lo Brown is for the WWF Intercontinental Championship.

Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against D'Lo Brown after Miss Kitty distracts the referee while Jarrett hits D'Lo Brown with the vacuum cleaner. After the match, Jarrett says he is tired of Chyna's crap and says he will prove men are the dominant species, and challenges Chyna to a match later tonight.

Before the next match, Gangrel wants one of The Godfather's hos. Unfortunately, the people would rather The Godfather kick Gangrel's ass.

The Godfather beats Gangrel. During the match, it is announced that Chyna will respond to Jeff Jarrett's at the conclusion of the match. After the match, referee Tim White dances with the hos.

Michael Cole interviews Chyna, who accepts Jeff Jarrett's challenge. He says Jarrett has "va-Chyna envy." She doesn't do windows or floors, but tonight, she makes an exception, since she will mop the floor with him. Suddenly, The British Bulldog shows up and says nobody cares about her or her match with Jarrett, as the Birmingham, England crowd came to see him. Chyna tells Bulldog he resembles the ass end of a bulldog as she leaves. He wants a match against Triple H for the WWF Championship, not X-Pac, and will demand one from WWF Chairman Vince McMahon immediately.

Before the next match, Val Venis says everyone knows the Rugby World Cup is going on right now, and that "The Big Valbowski" and the game of rugby have a lot in common: the game is played with balls, and sometimes, it can get a little rough; however, the object of the game is to always score.

Val Venis beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. Before the match, it is announced that WWF will make its debut at the Earl's Court in London, England on October 6th, which will be presented live on Sky Box Office.

Michael Cole tries to interview The British Bulldog as he demands a shot at the WWF Championship. Bulldog becomes so angry that he throws a trash can to the side, which hits WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon in the face and knocks her out.

Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Tori, Luna Vachon and Jacqueline in a Fatal 4-Way after hitting Jacquelinine in the back of the head with the Women's Championship. Before the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is receiving medical treatment backstage.

WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is placed on a stretcher and is fitted with a neck brace, and is carried out of the arena. Michael Cole interviews The British Bulldog, who says WWF Chairman Vince McMahon owes him an apology, not the other way around; as for what happened to Stephanie, it was a complete and total accident. He says he will get his WWF Championship match tonight.

Chris Jericho beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James. During the match, Road Dogg inadvertently knocks out referee Mike Chioda, and Curtis Hughes hits Road Dogg from behind with a steel chair before reviving Chioda. Road Dogg kicks out, however. Shortly after this, Curtis Hughes gets on the apron. Road Dogg knocks him off, but Chris Jericho hits Road Dogg with a low blow behind Chioda's back to get the win. (This is the earliest match where the Lion Tamer is renamed "The Walls of Jericho."

We see fans line up as The Rock and Big Show sign records at the Virgin Records store in London, England.

Chyna beats Jeff Jarrett by disqualification after she is attacked by The British Bulldog for her backstage remarks. As the referees tell The British Bulldog to leave the ring, Jarrett puts Chyna in the Figure Four Leg Lock.

We see Big Show and The Rock sign autographs at the Virgin Records store in London, England.

Kane beats Big Show in a no-disqualification match after Big Show brings a steel chair into the ring only for Kane to kick it into his face before scoop slamming him.

Michael Cole interviews Triple H. He does not care about The British Bulldog; he only cares about the WWF Championship. As far as The Rock goes, he has kicked his ass from one side of the planet to the other, and that fact will not change in England. The Rock syas hhe has a better chance of finding a complete set of teeth than he will winning the WWF Championship, which he says is leaving with him.

The British Bulldog beats X-Pac after crotching him on the top rope before hitting the running powerslam. During the match, it is announced that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon will be kept overnight at the local medical facility for observation, and that she will be able to return home later this week and as early as tomorrow.

Crash Holly weighs himself in stones on the scale, and Hardcore Holly tries to figure out the difference between pounds and scales before he and Crash head to the ring.

Edge and Christian beat Hardcore and Crash Holly and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) to remain #1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships. (This is the first match where Hardcore and Crash Holly are announced to be 400 poiunds each as part of the "super heavyweight gimmick.)

Before the next match, The Rock says that twenty minutes ago, he heard Triple H run his mouth like he is a big shot about how he has beaten him all over the country. He says that Triple H has spent too much time in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, and somewhere in La-La Land, he has been playing with Oompa-Loompas, eating his Wonka Bars and getting the Everlasting Gobstopper, and if Triple H wants to spend his leife in La-La Land, then he plans to take an Oompa-Loompa, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick him straight up Triple H's candy ass. The Rock then sees someone giving him a thumbs down and holding a sign up, and when he asks what it says, he cuts the person off by saying "It doesn't matter what your sign says!"

Triple H retains the WWF Championship against The Rock in a Steel Cage Match. During the match, Triple H grabs a chair on his way out of the cage and is about to hit The Rock with it. Referee Earl Hebner tries to take the chair away from Triple H, and Triple H knocks him out. The Rock gets out of the cage first, but Hebner is still out. Triple H follows The Rock out of the cage, and this leads to a brawl all around the steel cage and in the crowd. The Rock gen grabs a microphone and says he had the match won, but Hebner did not see him, so before he whups Triple H's ass, he has a gift for him in the form of a steel chair, which he hits Triple H. The Rock then grabs a commentary headset and makes fun of Triple H, saying that monkey piss is leaking out of his head. Triple H gets up, and he and The Rock brawl at the commentary table, putting Triple H through one of them with an elbow drop off the side of the cage. Both men then get back in the cage, and The Rock tries to climb out of the cage when The British Bulldog shows up and attacks The Rock, sending him back into the cage. WWF co-owner Shane McMahon shows up and goes after The British Bulldog after what he did to WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon only to be hit with a running powerslam into the floor. Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson then run in and fight Bulldog, but they do not fare any better. Bulldog then gets in the cage and attacks both The Rock and Triple H until The Rock hits him with a low blow, then The Rock hits Triple H with a Rock Bottom. The Rock then tries to leave through the cage door, but Chyna runs in and slams the door into The Rock's face. Triple H then tries to climb out of the cage, and The Rock tries to stop him by grabbing him by the hair and dragging him to the top, but Chyna climbs up the cage wall and gets involved. The Bulldog gets back up and yanks The Rock off the wall before clotheslining him. Triple H then climbs out of the cage to retain. After the match, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon shows up and locks The British Bulldog in the cage with the rock, and flips Bulldog off with both hands before The Rock gets up and hits Bulldog with a Rock Bottom and a People's Elbow.