Monday, October 25, 1999

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 25, 1999

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The show starts with The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) demanding WWF Chairman Vince McMahon to put them in a match against The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Vince tells them that Edge and Christian have a title shot tonight, but they want them out of the match and want in tonight's title match. Nevertheless, they ask for two other opponents tonight. Mankind and The Rock are out due to Mankind challenging Triple H for the WWF Championship tonight. Triple H storms in and confronts Vince over tonight's title match, and The New Age Outlaws say Triple H is scared. Triple H tells them to shut up, and in an attempt to make them shut up after Road Dogg says he isn't shutting up, Triple H proposes that The New Age Outlaws face The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, since Austin is nowhere on tonight's show. The New Age Outlaws are up to the challenge, and Vince tells them they've got it.

The Godfather looks for his hos backstage, thinking they are with "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry. He finds Mark, telling him it time to go to work, and has to kick the door open to get him and the hos to come to the ring, telling Henry he can't have the hos 24/7.

Before the next match, Viscera says that while Mideon likes farm animals, he likes - and wants - The Godfather's hos, and proposes a "winner takes all" match. Viscera then tells "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry that when he wins the match with him, he can have them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Viscera beats The Godfather to get all the hos after "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry drags The Godfather to the floor from behind in the corner. Mideon gets ejected from the match early on by referee Tim White for getting on the apron and choking The Godfather from behind in the corner. After the match, Mark Henry hits The Godfather with a splash. Viscera and Mark Henry then command the hos to go to the back. Meanwhile, a few hos are still in the ring checking on The Godfather, and Viscera commands them to go to the back. When they refuse, one of them gets kicked to the mat and splashed along with The Godfather, then the other one leaps on Viscera to put him in a sleeper hold only to be pushed off and slammed into the canvas. EMTs have to check on the two remaining hos

Michael Cole interviews The Rock. For the last two weeks, he and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin have been playing oneupsmanship, and that he has sent chill bumps up Austin's arms. At Survivor Series, they will both face Triple H in a Triple Threat Match one more time for the WWF Championship. Tonight, however, Austin is his tag team partner, and they have to put everything outside and face The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). He has no problem with this, but since he is in "The People's Ring," he will be surrounded by the millions of his fans as they will let The Rock know he will forever be The People's Champ.

As The Godfather and his two loyal hos are in the ambulance, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) laugh about it, but Buh Buh Ray says it will not be as funny as what he will do to Kane tonight.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) vs Edge and Christian for the WWF Tag Team Championships ends when two men dressed like rappers show up and attack Edge and Christian. The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) and Terri Runnels are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. The two "rappers" are identified as Too Much ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) after The Hardy Boyz show up and attack Too Much, helping Edge and Christian get them out of the ring.

Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah are seen making up with each other backstage.

A steel cage can be seen hanging above the ring. Michael Cole interviews Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah in the ring. Mae Young thanks Moolah for being the oldest person she has ever wrestled, and says that this is not a slight against her. Moolah thanks all the fans who have supported her; however, at her age, she cannot defend the WWF Women's Championship as it should be defended. She will give the WWF Women's Championship back and officially retire. Suddenly, Ivory shows up with a broom in her room, and says there are two witches in the room before telling Moolah she found her ride in the handicapped spot and proceeds to raise the broom up. Ivory reminds Moolah that she has a rematch clause, and Mae Young confronts Ivory only to be kicked in the gut before having the broom broken on her back. Moolah fights Ivory, and this starts a match.

Ivory beats The Fabulous Moolah to become the WWF Women's Champion. After the match, Ivory pushes Mae Young off the apron and stomps her a few times.

Prince Albert is seen talking to Big Show, and challenges him to a match to see how bad he really is, and reminds him that he is not The Big Boss Man.

WWF 3-D Attitude...coming November 23rd! (The advertisement is for a 3D edition of WWF Magazine.)

Survivor Series will be live on pay-per-view on November 14th!

Big Show vs. Prince Albert ends in a no-contest. During the match, The Big Boss Man shows up and tells Big Show that he has something that belongs to him, his father and his father's father. Last night, he made a trip to the hospital to see how badly his father was doing, and says the stench of death was in the air. All he saw in the bed was a puny old man waiting to die, and he pulled the plug on him. Before he left, he saw him clutching a pocket watch in his hand, and he took it. As he talks, he threatens to destroy the watch if Big Show ges any closer. Prince Albert attacks Big Show from behind, then Big Boss Man hits Big Show in the head with a hammer. He then proceeds to destory the pocket watch with a hammer on an anvil brought in by two stage hands.

Chris Jericho says he feels horrible for Big Show, but he feels worse for Chyna as he will expose her as a cowardly disgrace of a champion who has no more right to be in the ring with him than a common fan. He tells Chyna to bring D'Lo Brown out as her tag team partner, and he will bring a common fan into the ring, and they will embarrass her and prove she will never be in the same league as him.

Backstage, Big Show hunts down The Big Boss Man.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho picks a female fan out of the audience, but this person looks suspiciously like a man in woman's clothing.

Chyna and D-Lo Brown beats Chris Jericho and the random female fan, who is revealed to be none other than Stevie Richards dressed as a woman as Chyna beats him up. After the match, Jericho beats up Stevie Richards with two powerbombs followed by the Walls of Jericho.

WWF Chairman Vince McMahon is reading Mankind's autobiography when Mankind shows up and thanks him for the shot at the WWF Championship. When Vince asks him about his facial expressions - save for "the bobbing Adam's apple at the time of fear" - being the best in the business, Mankind tells Vince that he makes it happen, as his own face is covered up most of the time.

WAR ZONE


Mankind beats Triple H by disqualification. The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin are seen watching the match on a monitor backstage in separate areas. Later on in the match, Triple H grabs a steel chair, but Mankind kicks into his face as he runs towards him in the corner. As Triple H and referee Mike Chioda play tug-of-war with the chair, Mankind grabs the WWF Championship. Chioda takes the steel chair away, but Mankind hits Triple H with the WWF Championship behind Chioda's back. After a near-fall, Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw, but Val Venis runs in with a steelc chair and hits Mankind in the back with it, ending the match. Al Snow runs in, and he and Mankind take Venis down. Triple H retains the WWF Championship.

Michael Cole interviews "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin says nobody sends chill bumps down his arms, and that he and The Rock will be facing Triple H for the WWF Championship in a Triple Threat Match at Survivor Series. As far as tonight goes, he has no problems, but he is not friends with The Rock and he will slap The People's Eyebrow off of him if he does not do his part.

Michael Hayes interviews WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, who announces that she is nearly 100% and is starting to get a lot of her memories and feelings for Test back. She hopes that Test beats an apology out of The British Bulldog as Test is seen talking with WWF co-owner Shane McMahon.

Kevin Kelly interviews Kane and X-Pac. Kane says that Tori told him not to make fun of Buh Buh Ray Dudley, and as he almost mocks Buh Buh Ray's speech impediment before reaching for his autolarynx, he tells X-Pac to promise him he will stay out of the match no matter what. X-Pac tells him that if he wants to do this himself, he understands more than anybody. All of a sudden, Kane and X-Pac are assaulted by The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

Before the next match, The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) show up with Kane's autolarynx. Buh Buh Ray proceeds to mock how Kane's speech patterns before bragging about stealing the autolarynx. D-Von Dudley says Kane should have learned not to mess with them early on.

Kane beats Buh Buh Ray Dudley by disqualification after D-Von Dudley interferes. X-Pac is seen watching the match on a monitor backstage. After the match, X-Pac stands by as Kane is double-teamed, and Tori tells him to get out there and help Kane, as he is his best friend. Tori also tells him that if he does not get out there, she will. X-Pac runs to the ring after a double team.

Kevin Kelly interviews The British Bulldog. Bulldog finds it funny that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is regaining her memory, as Test won't be able to remember anything after he gets through smashing his head into the steel cage over and over again.

The British Bulldog vs. Test in a Steel Cage Match ends in a no-contest. As Test climbs to the top of the cage, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) climb over the guardrail and cut the lock to the cage door with bolt cutters. After Test hits Bulldog with an elbow from the top of the cage, The Posse go on the attack, and WWF co-owner Shane McMahon fights The Posse off single-handedly. Bulldog gets out of the cage as Test lays in the corner and The Posse continue to attack Shane. Rodney and Pete Gas are able to leave the cage, but Test grabs Joey Cage and boots him in the face before tossing him out. The Posse then slam the cage dooro nthe skull of Test, then limp away to the back. Afterwards, WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon shows up and checks on Shane.

Triple H and The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) argue with each other at the locker room entrance. Meanwhile, The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) head to "The Friendly Tap" for a beer. All of a sudden, two men recognize them and offer to buy them a drink, but they refuse to take no for an answer and one of them challenges them to an arm wrestling match. After some money is laid on the table, the challenge is accepted and Bradshaw wins immediately. The other guy accuses them of cheating, and calls Faarooq a "darkie," saying he can't count right and that "he's a good boy." The two locals continue to be racist towards Faarooq, and this starts a nasty bar room brawl where The Acolytes come out on top after they annihilate not only the two locals but anyone else who wants to step up. The Acolytes leave as the manager calls 911. (The Friendly Tap is a bar owned by referee Tim White, who is proprietor of the bar at the time and would be for years.)

The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. During the match, Triple H runs in, but Austin notices him and keeps him out of the ring, and brawls with him to the stage, leaving The Rock without a tag team partner. As The Rock fights off The Outlaws on his own, X-Pac runs into the ring and hits The Rock with a spinning heel kick and allowing The New Age Outlaws the win. After the match, Austin runs back into the ring, and Triple H goes in after him. Triple H, X-Pac and The New Age Outlaws then outnumber Austin and The Rock and take the boots to them. All four men then put on D-Generation X jerseys and celebrate, as D-Generation X has now gotten back together.

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