Layin' da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for October 28, 1999

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) shows up to start tonight's show. Triple H re-introduces the fans to DX, and says they do what they want when they want to do it, and that they make the rules and then break them. He announces that the WWF, as of this moment, is on notice as they are back. Triple H decrees they will leave no stone unturned, and no rock unpulverized. Triple H tells "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Rock that if they are lucky enough to make it to Survivor Series, they will get in the ring with the top dog and the CEO of DX: himself. He is the WWF Champion, and he will walk out of Survivor Series as WWF Champion, like it or not. Triple H then says DX is here for one reason and one reason only: to run this show. X-Pac then takes the microphone, and announces that D-Generation X is back on top. He says that DX is the strongest force in the World Wrestling Federation today, but they can always get bigger, and tonight, he has the feeling that the fans will see a new member. Billy Gunn then mentions that last Monday, he got a taste of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and liked it, and says that DX will be at ringside when he beats Austin in the ring tonight. Road Dogg then talks about how he left The Rock in a puddle of "his own talentless puke," and challenges him to bring "The People's Balls" down The People's Ramp and enter the dog house, and admits he has one fear that The Rock will like it when he lays him flat on his back. Triple H then says he has told the world, but there is one more person he would like to tell to their face: WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, whom he calls to the ring and commands to "bow to the masters." Vince McMahon shows up, and Triple H to look into his eyes and he knows who DX is and what they are capable of. He tells Vince that this is game, set and match and that they pulled his punk card, and that DX is putting him on notice. Triple H then tells Vince his services are no longer needed, as DX is officially taking over and that they will make the rules and the laws, as he has the boys and the cards to do it. He then tells Vince to take a hike, because he is finished. Vince then takes a microphone and announces of the fans in Springfield, Massachusetts and across the world, he tells DX to suck it. Triple H says he expected a comeback, and says he is one step ahead of him, as they have three words for him: "We're taking over."

A camera is positioned in the parking garage in case The Rock or "Stone Cold" Steve Austin make their way to the arena.

Test and WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon meet Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco backstage.

The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) guest on commentary for the next match.

Too Much ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor), who now go by the team name of "Too Cool," beat Edge and Christian after Crash Holly hits Edge in the face with the scale. After the match, The Hollys and Too Cool continue to beat up Edge and Christian until referees restore order.

In footage from earlier today, Jim Ross interviews Big Show. Big Show says he has to leave because he knows that when he sees The Big Boss Man, he knows he is going to do something that he is .

"Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry comes out of the dressing room with only a towel wrapped around him. Two women leave as Henry pours water on himself, then two more women come in.

Before the next match, Chris Jericho says that he has heard that Stevie Richards challenged him to a match, and says that he had the chance of a lifetime when he allowed him to be his tag team partner on Monday night. Jericho says he would have won the match against D'Lo Brown and Chyna (the latter of whom he calls a "girl") if Stevie had not tagged himself in and ruined everything, and says that Stevie is trying to make a name for himself by mimicking everyone, and says that Stevie will never, ever have the talent or charisma that he has. He then calls him out, and says he will beat the hell out of him. Chyna's entrance plauys, but it becomes obvious that this Stevie Richards dressed like Chyna. Jericho attacks Stevie from behind before the match begins.

Stevie Richards beats Chyna. During the match, Chyna and Miss Kitty show up, and Chyna pushes Jericho away as he uses the ropes for leverage. After the match, Stevie hugs Chyna, and Chyna punches him out, then Jericho rips the stuffing out of Stevie's outfit.

The Rock is seen coming into the building when he runs into "Road Dogg" Jesse James, who proceeds to fight him. Suddenly, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, X-Pac and Triple H show up and mug The Rock before stuffing him into the trunk of his own car. Road Dogg gets in The Rock's car and drives off in it.

Kevin Kelly interviews D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Triple H says DX is taking over, and that is exactly what they are going to do. Billy Gunn says that what they did to The Rock is nothing compared to what they will do to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. X-Pac says D-Generation X is taking over, and that is all there is to it.

The British Bulldog shows up with The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) before the next match.

The British Bulldog beats D'Lo Brown to become the WWF European Champion for a second time. During the match, D'Lo hits The Bulldog with the European Championship, but The Bulldog hits D'Lo with it in return only to get a near-fall. When D'Lo goes for the Lo Down, Pete Gas knocks D'Lo Brown off the top rope, allowing The Bulldog to win the title.

Backstage, X-Pac tells Kane that he is doing D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) on the side, and apologizes for trying to save Kane on Monday, saying it was either him or Tori. He tells Kane that tonight is about revenge against The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley).

"Road Dogg" Jesse James is seen looking for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and tells the garage attendant that The Rock is "on the the other side of the tracks, right where he belongs."

The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) beat Kane and X-Pac after X-Pac hits Kane with a low blow followed by an X-Factor. Kane gets up and takes the Dudleys out, and is about to choke slam X-Pac when he is attacked from behind by the rest of D-Generation X. After Triple H hits Kane with a Pedigree, X-Pac tells Kane that "his job of carrying [his] big ass is over," says The Undertaker was right to say that he was weak, and says he is not DX material. He says there will be no new member of D-Generation X, as Kane is a piece of crap and he is sick and tired of carrying him.

The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry and Viscera - who are accompanied by a few women, two of whom are plus-sized - following the distraction from Terri Runnels. After the match, Viscera commands the women out of the ring, then turns on Mark Henry for costing them the match.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Bill Gunn) find out that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has arrived.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Bill Gunn) formulate a plan of attack against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, saying that they have to attack him before he attacks them.

The Big Boss Man beats Al Snow after rince Albert distracts Snow by striking the steel steps with Boss Man's nightstick and Boss Man attacks Al Snow from behind with the WWF Hardcore Championship behind referee Tim White's back. After the match, Al Snow sarcastically calls Prince Albert and The Big Boss Man beating him "a surprise." He doesn't know if it is the strike to the head or the doctors upping the doses on his medications, but he, being the grizzled veteran that he is, feels he has let the youth of the sport down as Prince Albert as he wasn't even physically involved in the match and he feels bad. Snow then proposes that since The Big Boss Man has the WWF Hardcore Championship and he is the crown prince of hardcore, that Prince Albert and Boss Man meet him in the parking lot for a hardcore match before leaving through the crowd.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James is seen with his left leg caught in a bear trap. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin pours beer on the trapped leg as Road Dogg screams in pain.

EMTs are seen prying the bear trap off "Road Dogg" Jesse James' leg.

Prince Albert and The Big Boss Man are seen in the parking lot, and they wait in their car. All of a sudden, a forklift hits the driver's side of their car, and we find out that the forklift is being commandeered by Big Show, who proceeds to destroy the car using his own fists and feet with Boss Man and Prince Albert trapped inside. Big Show then climbs up and topples a garbage dumpster on top of the car, crushing Boss Man and Albert inside.

Mankind is seen backstage.

"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn is seen hanging upside-down after being caught in a snare. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up and proceeds to splash beer on him.

Before the next match, Val Venis tells Mankind that as he stands in the middle of the ring, he knows exactly what he is thinking, and that Mankind is thinking that he wants respect for his in-ring ability, his out-of-ring ability and his literary arts. As Have A Nice Day! is set to be in the Top 10 of The New York Times' best-seller list and Mankind demands respect, and he will strut his stroll and gyrate his way down to the ring, look into his eye, and reinforce the idea that he is exactly what he is: the single-fastest up-and-coming athlete in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.

Mankind beats Val Venis by pinfall with the Mandible Claw. During the match, it is announced that "The Jaws of Life" are being used to free The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert from inside the car that they are trapped in, and that they are being placed in an ambulance. Later on in the match, Mankind cannot find Mr. Socko, and after Mankind avoids the Money Shot, Al Snow runs in with Mr. Socko, hands it to Mankind, and Mankind pins Val Venis' shoulders to the mat with the Mandible Claw.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) try to regroup in the locker room. All of a sudden, X-Pac gets a call on his cellular phone, and it is from "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Austin asks X-Pac if he listens to the roadio and if he listens to Casey Kasem, and says he has a message from him: "Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, As soon as X-Pac looks up at the ceiling, a ceiling tile falls on him, knocking him out. The rest of DX is livid.

D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) show up. Triple H tells "Stone Cold" Steve Austin this is it, and if they want to play games and spring traps on them, he shoud know he is "the game." Triple H says DX stands in the ring united, and that they have sent The Rock packing to destination unknown and that Kane is off licking his wounds somewhere, and now Austin is next. Triple H says he knows the kind of man that Austin is, and calls him a coward who does not have the courage to face DX like a man and always has to hit them with a cheap shot. As soon as Triple H says Austin could be under the ring, DX looks under the ring. Triple H then says Austin is somewhere in the ring, and decides to give him a fighting chance to be a man and walk into the ring with D-Gneeration X so they can end this once and for all. He gives Austin the count of ten, and if he does not show up, they will head backstage, beat his ass, drag him to the ring, and show what kind of coward he is. Triple H then counts to ten, then calls Austin a "puss." As soon as DX are about to leave, Austin's music hits and Austin shows up. He says he has been sitting in the back listening to triple H, and he does not care at all about D-Generation X. He says that DX will not be taking over the WWF, and says he laid a bear trap thinking he would catch a bear only to catch a jackass. He also says that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn should be named "Dumbass" Billy Gunn for falling for the snare trap, and tells X-Pac that the only thing that he likes about him is his name, since it sounds like a six-pack, but he is so stupid that when when he gave him the Casey Kasem line, he looked up at the ceiling and it fell on him. As for Triple H, he does not impress him one bit, and he asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they want him to come into the ring and whup his ass. Austin heads to the ring, then asks the crowd to give him a "hell yeah" if they think DX sucks. Suddenly, a net falls on DX. It takes them a while to get out, with Triple H getting out first, and as soon as DX gets out of the next, Kane shows up and fights DX with Austin. Suddenly, The Rock shows up and also fights DX. The show ends with Austin, Kane and The Rock cleaning house.