Kane and X-Pac beat Mideon and Viscera after Kane tags himself in. After the match, Kane and X-Pac argue, then they are attacked by The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw).
Kevin Kelly interviews The Rock. He says The British Bulldog is nothing to him, and says his bark is similar to that of a small dog. At No Mercy, he will whip Bulldog's ass and he will do nothing and like it. He then addresses Val Venis, saying he does not impress him by sticking Mr. Rocko in his pants or by making adult movies. Tonight, he will play movie director, let him see first-hand the unedited, un-cut version of him laying the smackdown on his candy ass.
We see a miniature WWF ring full of mud followed by a door with a sign saying "Warning: Poisonous Snakes" backstage. Mankind then thanks The Rock as he heads backstage.
Lilian Garcia interviews Mankind. Mankind thinks that The Rock is fighting his battles for him, and says that is not what friends do. He will challenge The British Bulldog for later tonight.
Hardcore Holly beats "Road Dogg" Jesse James thanks to the constant interference of Crash Holly. After the match, Road Dogg and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn fight the Hollys in the ring, and knock them out of the ring quickly.
We see footage from "Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry's first sex therapy session. Mark reveals that he had his first sexual encounter was with his sister when he was eight years old, and that the last time he had sex with her was the day before yesterday.
Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty show up. Jarrett gets in the mud wrestling ring, and says he has found a place for the women of the WWF: mud wrestling. After what happened on Raw, the mud ring is the only place women should be wrestling. He then announces that Miss Kitty will be wrestling in the mud, and since the women of the WWF are "obsessed with their cleavage," the only way to win is by ripping the opponent's top off. He tells Miss Kitty that she has been apologizing for the last few days, and if she wants to get back on his good side, she cannot back out. He also has words for Chyna: there will be no backing out of the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy, because he will show no mercy.
Terry Taylor interviews The British Bulldog, who says he only cares about the WWF Championship. He does not care if The Rock lives or dies, he does not care about WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon, and he does not care about Mankind. If he has to cripple him to get a title shot, he will do it. Bulldog is suddenly attacked my Mankind, and referees and officials have to pull Mankind off The Bulldog.
We see a room backstage with poisonous snakes under glass cases.
Before the next match, Terri Runnels shows up and announces that the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational will be a Texas Tornado Rules Match.
The New Brood (Jeff and Matt Hardy) beat Edge and Christian to win the third round of the Terri Runnels Invitational in a Texas Torando Match. Edge and Christian still have a 2-1 lead.
Val Venis is seen pulling Mr. Rocko out of his crotch.
Jeff Jarrett shows up again. He says there is just one other person who he wants to get a closer look at the mud match, a woman who brings honor and dignity to the women of the WWF: Ivory. Ivory shows up, then Jeff Jarrett brings out Miss Kitty. When then find out Ivory is Miss Kitty's opponent.
Ivory beats Miss Kitty in a mud wrestling match after ripping Miss Kitty's top off. After the match, Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah show up, and Jarrett sends them both into the mud ring before calling them "two old, fat sows wallowing in the mud." Suddenly, Chyna shows up, sits on the steps leading to the mud ring, and kicks Jarrett into the mud ring.
Dok Hendrix interviews WWF co-owner Shane McMahon, who says Stephanie McMahon is getting better but still suffers from amnesia. The wedding between Stephanie and Test is postponed until she recovers. When asked when he has the comments The British Bulldog has made out as of late, Shane simply walks away.
Mankind beats The British Bulldog by disqualification. During the match, Bulldog ducks a Mandible Claw, causing Mankind to accidentally apply the hold to referee Mike Chioda. Bulldog then whips Mankind into Chioda, ending the match. After the match, Bulldog attacks Mankind with the steel steps, then both men brawl in the crowd.
We get another look at the room with the poisonous snakes, then we see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Jim Ross on a hunting trip in footage from earlier this week. Austin shoots at a pumpkin with a photograph of Triple H taped to it with a hunting rifle with a scope. Austin says he is trying to relax, but he cannot because of Triple H and the payback he wants to give him to him. He says Triple H will feel what he has been feeling for the last two months when he was sitting at home, and that nobody does payback better than him. Triple H really has his attention, and says that No Mercy is not a game and that the WWF Championship will come back to him. He refuses to give Triple H any mercy.
Triple H enters the room full of poisonous snakes, and opens one of the snake tanks.
Michael Cole is the sole man on commentary due to Jerry "The King" Lawler "checking on" Miss Kitty backstage. It is also announced that Droz underwent surgery to stabilize and realign his spine after dislocating two vertebrae in his neck in a match earlier this week. However, a prognosis will not be known for days.
Big Show beats The Big Boss Man by disqualification after Boss Man hits Big Show with his nightstick. After the match, Boss Man tries to handcuff Big Show, but the handcuffs do not fit and Boss Man ends up getting choke slammed.
Triple H is in the poisonous snake room. He apologizes for what he did to Jim Ross, then says that while he is not a hunter like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he is a good trapper and that he is not afraid of rattlesnakes, especially Austin. He says the best way to kill a rattlesnake is to cut the head off, but that is too good for Austin. He plans to one-up that at No Mercy, and as he places a snake in a bag and ties the bag up, he says that Austin is all show and that all that noise is just a smokescreen, as Austin is scared. After he lays Austin down with the Pedigree, he will finish what he started at No Mercy. He then takes a sledgehammer and smashes the bag with it after he says he will say goodbye to Austin one last time, before stomping on the snake.
Triple H shows up with the bloodied bag containing the dead snake. He says that one week from Sunday, he will hurt "Stone Cold" Steve Austin even worse than he did the snake. He says that Austin will be headed back to Texas in a bodybag after No Mercy.
Terry Taylor tries to interview Triple H, who leaves. He proceeds to interview Val Venis, who says The Rock should be happy he is receiving a little extra exposure due to him and Mr. Rocko, and he plans to take The Rock to "planet Reality," as while The Rock is great, he has not faced the greatest. He says that when The Rock looks into his eyes, he will realize without a shadow of a doubt that he is facing one of the greatest up-and-coming athletes in the WWF today. Suddenly, Mankind attacks Venis, and Mankind is then attacked by The British Bulldog. Referees and officials have to restore order when Venis and Bulldog gang up on Mankind.
We see footage from during the break where The Rock passed by Mankind, who is being checked on by two referees and Sgt. Slaughter. Mankind tells The Rock to win just one time for "the Micker." The Rock then asks Mankind "Who's the Micker?"
The Rock beats Val Venis. During the match, Mankind shows up and tries to hit Venis with a steel chair, but ends up hitting The Rock instead. Mankind gets the Mandible Claw on Venis, but The Rock hits Mankind and Venis with separate Rock Bottoms. After the match, The Rock and Mankind argue.
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