The show begins with D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beating up Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. Triple H tells an internally bleeding Pat Patterson to tell WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that he has made this too personal.
Test, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon come out of their limo and are immediately notified by Sgt. Slaughter that D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) have attacked Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. Patterson and Brisco are tended to, and Vince tells Sgt. Slaugher that he wants Triple H in the back now.
Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) beat Edge and Christian after referee Mike Chioda is busy outside the ring with Edge. After the match, Edge and Christian continue to fight Too Cool.
Sgt. Slaughter tells WWF Chairman Vince McMahon that Triple H demands that Vince see him. Vince tells Sgt. Slaughter he'll be right there.
WWF Chairman Vince McMahon, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon and Test confront D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) backstage. Vince reminds Triple H he is no longer WWF Champion; instead, he is a chump. He tells them there will be no more backstage beatdowns, and that it stops tonight. Triple H tells Vince he warned him not to make this personal, but Vince says it is already personal.
Kurt Angle quickly beats Gangrel. Before the match, the man with the "World Wide Filth/WWF Is Immoral" sign is seen in the front row again. During the match, Kurt Angle grabs the microphone and chews out the crowd for cheering a man who looks like a vampire - and Luna - than an Olympic gold medalist and American hero.
Test is playing WWF WrestleMania 2000 - and beating up a virtual Triple H - while WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon opens wedding presents.
D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) are seen plotting something backstage.
Test is still playing WWF WrestleMania 2000 when WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon gets a gift containing a stuffed frog (thankfully not of the taxidermist variety) and a note reading "Your gift is in the limo, so hop to it!" Test offers to get the gift for it, as it is cold outside. The camera follows Test as he heads outside to a limousine, where he is attacked from behind by D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) and stuffed in the back of a car that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn drives off in.
Before the next match, The Godfather confronts The British Bulldog for the cheap shots from behind the last time they met, and tells him that the only spanking that he will have at the hotel room is him "spanking his monkey."
The British Bulldog retains the WWF European Championship against The Godfather. During the match, The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs) show up and give the hos money at ringside. When The Godfather catches wind of this, he sees the man with the sign from Raw and yanks the sign from him. The Mean Street Posse take advantage of the situation as the man is escorted out by WWF head of security Jim Dotson, and The British Bulldog is able to get the win.
WWF Chairman Vince McMahon and WWF co-owner Shane McMan confront D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James) over Test's sudden disappearance, they also hold WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon back when she rushes at Triple H. Vince threatens to call the police, and Triple H tells Vince to keep Stephanie off of him or else he will beat her ass, too.
Tori is getting some coffee when Viscera makes a pass at her, comparing his size to that of X-Pac's. Kane runs in and beats him up, and officials have to separate both men.
Big Show retains the WWF Championship against Hardcore Holly. Crash Holly tries to help, but Big Show is able to care of both Hollys with ease, and not only is Crash unable to break up the pinfall, but he also gets choke slammed after the match. After that, The Big Boss Man runs into the ring and hits The Big Boss Man with his nightstick.
Test and the car that "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn was driving are back, and Test is helped back inside.
WWF Chairman Vince McMahon calls for security to ensure another backstage beatdown does not happen again. Test's nose is bloodied up, but thankfully, he is fine.
Kane beats Viscera. During the match, Tori checks on Kane, and Viscera grabs her and asks her if she wants to be a ho. Tori slaps her, but Viscera eventually gets on top of her. Kane catches up to Viscera and sends him back to the ring, where he eventually choke slams him for the win.
Triple H tries not to laugh as he heads to WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's office, and tells him that everything has gone too far. He apologizes for what "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn did and gives WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon a wedding gift: a baseball catcher's mask. Vince, obviously seeing the sexual connotations behind the catcher's mask, throws it to the side and slams the door, and Triple H laughs as he walks away.
Jim Ross is on the phone with the detectives from Raw, and tells him that he considers Jerry "The King" Lawler a "restaurant quality ass."
WWF chairman Vince McMahon asks local law enforcement to guard his dressing room.
Ivory retains the WWF Women's Championship against Jacqueline and Luna Vachon in a Hardcore Triple Threat Match that sees action in the women's locker room, the men's restroom and the concessions stand.
Mankind and Al Snow are seen in Las Vegas, Nevada. Through the "Vegas Invasion Cam," Al Snow and Mankind have fun chasing some guy around the casino for impersonating The Rock.
We see more footage of Al Snow and Mankind in Las Vegas, Nevada, where they ride the Tower of Terror, go to a gentlemen's club, and even perform music on stage.
It is announced that Chyna is getting surgery for her shattered right thumb as "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry makes his way to the ring. Henry says there is not many things that he hates, but one of those things he hates is a woman-beater. He mentions his past with Chyna, and says that breaking her thumb means he is kicking somebody's ass. Chris Jericho shows up, and it is announced that Chyna will not be pressing charges against Jericho. Jericho says he cannot believe that Mark Henry is stupid enough to stand for Chyna's honor and that all she had to do was admit he was the better man at Survivor Series. But she didn't, and she will not be doing any hitchhiking any time soon. He jokes about Chyna getting a "no-thumb discount" at the manicurist, then he tells Mark Henry that he now knows who the better man is.
Chris Jericho quickly beats "Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry.
The Dudley Boyz (Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley) are talking to the detectives from Raw on a payphone. Needless to say, they do not have any useful information for them.
Lilian Garcia interviews The Rock. He tells The Big Boss Man that he beat him on Raw and that it took help from Prince Albert to do it. Now Boss Man is #1 contender for the WWF Championship, and he slowly claps for him, which leads to a chant for The Rock. He knows in time, he will be the WWF Champion, and his fans know that in due time, the best damn WWF Champion there ever was. He tells Boss Man he can have his #1 contender spot, as he has a title that Boss Man or anyone else cannot have: The People's Champion. Tonight, he will lay the smack down on Boss Man's candy ass.
Before the next match, The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) claim that they love to kick it doggy style "with The Hardy Boyz' (Jeff and Matt Hardy) mama." This starts the next match early.
The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Hardy Boyz (Jeff and Matt Hardy). During the match, Matt Hardy accidentally takes out referee Tim White with a leg lariat that is meant for Billy Gunn, who ducks out of the way. X-Pac shows up and takes out both of the Hardys, but Matt Hardy covers Road Dogg. Billy Gunn pulls Tim White out of the ring to break the pinfall, and X-Pac hits Matt Hardy with the X-Factor as Tim White is distract to allow The Outlaws to retain.
As WWF co-owner Shane and Stephanie McMahon talk with Test, they smell something burning, as does WWF Chairman Vince McMahon.
After the commercial break, WWF co-owner Shane McMahon is the first to crawl out of WWF Chairman Vince McMahon's dressing room as smoke is seen billowing out of the room. Test and Vince are helped out of the room, but WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is nowhere to be seen. It is assumed that a fire has been started somehow in Vince McMahon's dressing room.
The Rock beats The Big Boss Man after a potential nightstick attack by The Big Boss Man is stopped cold with a Rock Bottom. After the match, Prince Albert and The Boss Man attack The Rock, but Big Show runs into the ring and choke slams Boss Man. The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash Holly) run into the ring, but they both fall victim to a Rock Bottom.
Triple H shows up. It is announced on commentary that WWF co-owner Stephanie McMahon is confirmed to be okay. Backstage, WWF Chairman Vince McMahon tells security that he knows that Triple H had something to do with this, and tells them to stay with Test and WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon, and to place them safely in the limo. Vince says that he has business to settle with Triple H, and Shane says that if Vince is staying, then security should stay. Security follows Vince to the ring while Shane, Stephanie and Test head to the limousine alone. He says that it all started out as business, and he busted his ass to get what he wanted and became WWF Champion through guts, determination, hard work, blood, sweat and tears. Unfortunately, it burned a hole in Vince and ate him alive as he did it on his own without his help and he wasn't "one of Vince's boys." He then says it came down to Survivor Series, where Vince screwed him out of the WWF Championship and stole it from him. He says that Vince committed a crime against him personally, which left him with no choice but to have D-Generation X (Triple H, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) get personal with him. As a result, they have gotten personal with his entire family, which leaves only one thing left to do: Vince taking the walk down to the ring to stand man-to-man and eye-to-eye with him. When that happens, he will get personal with Vince, whom he then calls out. He says that this is between the two of them, and he tells Vince to leave the police backstage. Vince McMahon shows up alone, and takes off his jacket, but Triple H threatens to sue him for everything he has if he lays a hand on him, as he knows he would beat his "weathered, old, bad hair having ass" half to death in this ring and he would be fired as sure as the day is long. Triple H says that will not happen, and he proposes they do it another way: Vince heads back home, goes to the office, gets his lawyers to draw up some papers to state at a specified date that they will meet face-to-face in the ring so they can get as personal as they can possibly get. He wants those papers, and he wants a clause in the contract that states that no matter how badly he beats him, Vince, his family or the company cannot do anything to him afterwards, whether it be a firing or a monetary attack, after he beats him close to the edge of his life. Triple H then says the perfect date for that would be at Armageddon, where it will be the two of them one more time, and then it will be done. Before Vince can tell Triple H if he has a deal, a scream can be heard, and Test and WWF co-owners Shane and Stephanie McMahon are seen knocked down at the bottom of a stairwell on the TitanTron. Vince immediately runs to the back, and the show ends.
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